/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love me saffas

VAMPIRE LOVE!!!

>>39889764
:(

https://www.twitch.tv/everweather
cat-eared weather witch is on with more lob corp!

>>39889764
Shit taste, anon.

shimadawiggle.webm

>>39889764
>Mint
>Clio
>Henemimi
>Bad
shit tier

i need a good ritpost for kainen. what should i say

>>39889901
>Oomfie

>>39889764
Why bad? :(

>>39889572
https://www.twitch.tv/skylerreach
She cute

>>39889764
Hopefully I'll be good one day

>>39889898
Watch out anon, the pekos are gonna mistake you for the actual guy, and start aggressively riding your cock

>>39889764
>Glimmy, bad
She has a incredible singing voice (Which now only appears in viewercord karaokes, someone save her), her skill as a entertainer is decent, and she doesn't quiet down as much as other vtubers do while doing art.
>Mint, bad
Also a good entertainer.

Okay list though I guess

why is everyone playing the worst game of all time lately (dark souls 2)

>>39888279
like this kinda?

>>39889939
too menhera

>>39890061
animal crossing personalities?

>>39889764
shit opinion

>>39890052
might have something to do with bones or grimmi

>>39890122
yes

>>39889770
Vampire love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOuo7DI6ZE

>>39889984
If Mint can stop saying oomfie for 2 secs

>>39890086
Yeah! Keeping stuff in their original resolution is nicer in the eyes in my opinion but in the end it's up to you.

>>39890169
I hate New Horizon deeply. Another step in making the villagers brainless automatons who are just nice and sweet and love you without effort.

Wish mint would stop astroturfing, it has been 2 years oomfie you can give it a rest

>>39889764
Putting Yozo next to actually decent chuubas goes to show that's just a bait list.

>>39890052
Because actual psychos are convinced there’s a good game buried under all that mediocre shit and they will grasp for any straws to show that it’s not just a good game but the best in the Souls series.

sneep

>>39889764
Why is Sloth bad viewercorder?

>>39890340
I wasn't cucked by yozo or given her a single dime so i find her enjoyable

>>39890469
Me neither but can't find enjoyment on supporting people go go through their lives with ill intent

>>39890432
several subathons within a week of each other

>>39890061

>>39890609
>Normal
None
>Autistic
Everyone

>>39890609
don't post this just do it

>>39890609
The proper term is "allistic"

>>39890609
“Normal”
Typical neurotypical.

>>39890665
going by the autism wheels I saw, bloom and gondola are the only "normal" ones I've seen

>>39890596
she's just not a good entertainer

>>39889764
I dont know who you are anon but thank you!!!!

>>39890780
think mint and alker had pretty normal ones too

>>39890721
Yeah yeah alright

>>39890596
She actually had us (viewers) vote on doing it

>>39889764
>mushi
how old is this list?

>>39890782
Femchuubas are, by nature of being femchuubas, entertaining. This is an objective fact that we all agree on. This is how they all manage to not be 2views.

>>39890591
there he is :D

i love her so much it's unbelievable she's perfect in every way

>>39891076
Sloth is an exception

i want to marry dot mei kyou, and gyaru

>>39891046
I think the tier list maker decided to not remove anyone from it. This is a different list since it added kainen to it though.

>>39891105
Wifeable chuuba.

>>39891105
after calling her sneezes sexual, I'm sure she knows

>>39891105
she's just a girl. protect yourself and respect yourself

>>39891116
>money hungry pitybaiting sex pervert
Sloth is male.

https://www.twitch.tv/akiajimargo
sweet potato saleswoman's streaming shenmue 2!

>>39891153
yes

>>39891179
let's be real, that one specific sneeze was very sexual. the rest were just cute, but that one was off the charts.

>>39890340
I like her. It's obvious by how hypersensitive her mods are that she got into some drama before I started watching her, but I don't care enough to dumpster dive and find out about it.

https://www.twitch.tv/koragi_ch
campfire dog's playing more deltarune!

Which of the 4 Aussies would drink a VB long neck for breakfast

>>39891450
mau

>>39891450
Mako, easily. She's sick as a dog from eating literal poison and still eating fucking KFC.

>>39891116
>>39891281
And yet she draws in more viewers than all the males in /mvp/ and the majority of the /here/ males. Sad!

>>39891450
>>39891552
Probably Mako, her drinking streams have scared me

>>39891444
time to get comfy

>>39891076
Lapin actually talked about this on stream and kept making jokes about being female and just giggling

>>39890863
This is Alker’s, does anybody have Mint’s?

mako... the vod...

>>39892104
Did Mikan ever do one?

Since I started Vtubing I feel like I can't just sit back and enjoy a stream anymore. I'm always thinking about how I should be interacting with them and networking. Tired of brainworns

>>39889764
I watch many in Good and only one in Bad: Mikan. I like a good schizo now and then.

>>39892104
Right here oomfie

https://www.twitch.tv/sigridandbird
sigbird cooking

>>39892180
what's wrong with it

>>39892336
don't worry about it...

>>39892104
>>39892284
These seem pretty normal? Mint's just seems to be woman brain more than anything else

>>39892104
>easily the most confident /here/ who takes the least shit from internet weirdos
>also easily the most normie
Bros... are normies... good?

>>39892747
only when they're based oomfie

>>39892747
no she's kind of a cunt

>>39892849
True

>>39892919
That's the based part

I wish I could watch all the chuubas at the same time. I love them all.

How do I jump the gap from making girls say "Aw, so cute I want to pat your head" to "Aw, so cute I want to pat your head, jerk you around by a collar and rape you"

>>39893104
girls don't want this

>>39893104
be a little more pathetic. or, be more overtly confident and correctable. currently you're in between the two, most likely.

>>39892919
To you maybe

>>39893161
Stop bringing reality into a vtuber thread.

The alker cocksucking is the most disgusting garbage.
People start liking her more when they realize that she'd probably hate them. Bunzel likes her even though she silently blocked him after some drama, GaelStratus visits her streams even though he's a gross schizo that she'd block, Ray0 started liking her MORE after she upset him with the tweet where she basically shit on his padlets. I don't have have words, you people are just subhuman.

>>39893215
This post is just making me like you more anon.

>>39893215
i wish alker would call me names like this

>>39893215
>GaelStratus visits her streams even though he's a gross schizo that she'd block
That's why I only lurk, I know full well she'd ban me if I ever chatted

halflingbro get the fuck back here i can't do it for you every time i hate checking FUCKING YOUTUBE AAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yJcphsiIJg

>>39893393
>>39893215
Why not instead become a better person

>>39893104
Be TK

>>39893163
don't like knowing I'm firmly in the "pathetic" camp just because I don't keep my menhera to myself

>>39893444
For what purpose?

>>39893453
Not TK, but you're gonna get cut

>>39893481
look on the bright side. you're radiating "i can fix him" energy.

>>39893503
lol

>>39893215
she's nice to Lapon

>>39893503
Peace of mind
Less self-hatred

>>39893163
So go up to parody levels of brattiness

>>39893609
yes. but make sure you've got the right read on your target. most girls aren't into that kind of thing. you have to make sure she's the correcting type.

>>39893104
If you're not skilled into what women find naturally attractive (See: Vox) then start working on it or stop thinking about it.
Anonymous advice can't help you there, either you learn this naturally or you don't. Trying to force it when you don't understand it intimately is going to feel, well, forced.

>>39893569
I really don't get the stigma alker has in some circles here, just because she doesn't keep things to herself and is very open about not dealing with people that fail the vibe check. bat's pretty similar (with a bit more autism) and everybody likes her.

char partner soon?

Name a single femchuuba who is the correcting type.

>>39893683
I don't like bat

>>39893517
TK gosling...

>>39889764
dot, feef, nina, minkye, milky, koopa, mint, saeki, corpse, mikan, mimi, egg, akashi
don't get sad when you see this tierlist because i do like think you're good chuubas

>>39890591
what happened to you earlier today?
are you alright?

>>39893848
they put carmine and yozo in good, i know they're a retard

>>39893682
If I found men like Vox attractive I think life would be a lot easier

>>39893683
The average autist feels intimidated by anyone willing to call others out on their bullshit so the only way they have to vent over it is mumbling stuff anonymously here

>>39893683
https://twitter.com/stalkeralker/status/1608611425907519490
considering Latin still gets schizo allegations I think it's obvious she just bans people actual schizos. She was also in her chat and kept redeeming monkeypin

>>39893683
sad weeb men who watch vtubers want menhera doormat girls, not the kind with a baseline level of self esteem. bat's also more openly shitposty, so you can get away with saying things in her chat that would have a normal person looking at you like you're psychotic. you could meet a girl like bat at a party and get along fine enough off your mutual obsession with 4chan memes, and i don't think the same is true of alker. you'd actually have to have some social skills for that.

>>39893517
I miss the mothboy

>>39888316
yo adrian the faggot without personality, kill yourself

>39893996
(you)

I'm tired of pretending I'm not down bad for mouse girls just because I also watch some mouse girl chuubas that I like purely because of their streaming capability and not their design hitting me in the right places

>>39893996
don't reply to yourself when no one else responds.

>>39894088
based anti-pest measures

>>39894102
boymouseposter...

>>39894088
I keep forgetting twitch whispers exist.

>>39894088
To be fair who the fuck uses those

Alker is based because she treats males how they deserve to be treated

>>39894240
one of my schizo viewers was going off at me in them because i changed some things in my stream lol

Alker acts like a functional human woman and vtuber watchers genuinely can't handle that.

>>39894289
God I wish a girl would treat me how I deserve to be treated. Always tolerating my snarky tryhard class clown bullshit in chat. Rip into me for once, please, if only a little bit.

>>39893683
For me she just gives the vibe that she's only interested in talking with her friends and doesn't care for other chatters, so I don't interact with her much.

>Another unprompted session of alker cocksucking
Mindnumbing.

>>39894102
salvationseries...

>>39894088
whenever I'm reminded twitch has more features beyond start strim/watch strim I remember the time I accidentally send Shimada a friend request while trying to link her...

>>39894289
If the way she interacts with guys like Yuusha, Kongou, Groomer Nero, her regulars and a bunch of people from the batat community is anything to go by then you mean with respect?

>>39894378
You deserve it for being male.

>>39894420
God I want to suck Alker's cock while she completely ignores me

>>39894289
I think that if she's treated normally then she's probably fine right? I haven't had any odd experiences with her

>>39893517
It won't unpeg your moth.

>>39893215
my precious personalities...

>>39894240
I only use them to talk to trolls and ask them about their life choices

>>39894438
>yuusha
Who?
>kongou
Literally agrees with me that vtubing is female. He can become friendly with anyone.
>groomer nero
Who?
>batat viewers
She has to for appearances sake.

If any of the /mvp/ males or /here/ 2views i.e. males went in there they'd get shittalked and banned almost instantly.

>>39894425
I remember one chuuba sending me a friend request once, I can only assume we were in someone else's chat, and I genuinely couldn't tell if it was an attempt to get to know me (that didn't work since who the fuck uses the friends feature on twitch) or just some attempt to up the parasocial game (which also wouldn't work since I don't watch them)

>>39894289
I'm new to her. What's the story?

>>39894586
go back to twitter nic

>>39894088
blame Spooki

>>39894610
She’s cool and doesn’t put up with obnoxious thirsty weirdos, that’s all

was alker ever confirmed to be /here/?
>inb4 everyone is /here/

https://twitter.com/king_kriminal/status/1608645824397053954

>>39894787
never been confirmed but it's clear she at least reads the thread

>>39894378
If anything everyone's been saying that she's slowly leaving that attitude behind, being more sociable and even willing to thread into cutesy territory.
If a year ago someone told me she'd have a chibi model redeem I would have called them retarded.

>>39893163
>be a little more pathetic
can confirm this one

HOLY SHIT I LOVE MY OSHI

>>39894806
Deleted. What was it?

>>39894709
That guy is back on twitter and is as schizo as ever

i desperately wish i weren't a switch. how am i supposed to choose between a cute saveable menhera girl who i want to bully and protect, and a hot confident dom girl who i want to push me around and be in charge of me? why would god do this to me?

>>39894951
I don't really know what Alker acts like because her model looks like something out of Blues Clues

Why the fuck does Sai not work with OBS unless you hard display capture

there's a massive lack of gyaru slut vtubers

>>39895292
Not to call you a pleb, but this is a very plebeian take

>>39895511
i know one but i'm not sharing

>>39895402
CSP doesn't capture easily either

There's a massive lack of unintentionally lewd elf vtubers

>>39895514
>plebeian take
Then I shall name myself tribune

>>39894852
Wholesomeifying a cute jaded angry cynical girl...

>>39895292
that juxtaposition makes it better though

>>39895570
Isn't it just window capture? I think I remember doing just that and it working when I was testing

>>39895704
I think I had to fiddle with settings

>>39895511
I'll get there, promise.

>>39893848
>no sloth but sexpest saeki, who groomed nyaru and miyu, is good

>>39895768
ganbatte, gyarupire

>>39895796
>sexpest saeki
Hello viewercord do you realize those DMs are shit and harmless?

>>39895829
You saw what he messaged Shirayuri?

>>39895872
Only what he messaged Miyu and assuming that the Nyaru DMs are literally the same thing.

>>39895813
>tfw no gyarupire to step on me

The power that a multiply layer holds over people is scary

>>39895958
you keep mentioning this, yet i haven't seen a clip

>>39896077
why does she have rooms and dinning halls built into sand

Why are you a Vtuber? Do you feel like you're forced to stream?

>>39896170
because I don't want to stream with a facecam

>>39896098
https://www.twitch.tv/letaniavt/clip/EndearingCleanConsoleKappaRoss-igC9Rv2Y-UOsz8Ei
the sfx are out of this world

>>39896170
I'm a analog vtuber so that my algorithm can make my oshi success and famous.

>>39896169
It's called being objectively entertaining and making content for later, something a male like you is incapable of understanding.

Foks loev.

>>39895511
I want to see gyaru versions of more pure chuubas. feef, clauvio, kitsune, maroony, dot, and maybe even grimmi

>>39896226
oh thank god, it's a joke. i didn't want whatever feelings it would have invoked in me had it been real.

>koragi (literally) drooling over ralsei
good taste...

>>39896262
okay schizo

>>39896277
you can just tell grimmi would be the biggest slut if she became gyaru

>>39896277
Feef, kitsune and I would argue clauvio are not pure anon...

Aussie tomboy secret final guerilla karaoke of the year (vod will be nuked)

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

>>39896275
Have a cubist rocks olive.

>>39896301
Is that an "I can fix him" misunderstood bad boy
she loves "I can fix him" misunderstood bad boys

>>39896371
No, it's a shockingly sweet and innocent prince that seems smart and very caring... and a goat furry...

koragi...

>>39896349
nice

>>39896371
the opposite

>>39896371
he's a femboy wizard goat. he tries to teach you how to do combat, and you can hug him instead and he gets all nervous.

>>39896471
>femboy wizard goat
one of the ways you can describe him I guess...

I'm committing chuuba in 2023
I might regret it, but I should at least try

>>39889764
kyuotto belongs in good.

>>39896584
it's okay, anon. i'd fuck the shit out of him too.

>>39896584
toothpaste boy wizard goat

>>39896613
>moving funds

>>39896613
Whore

>>39896611
Don't do it anon! Your oshi won't show up to your streams! If you're a male you'll never even be noticed! You'll be made fun of in this thread for being a low effort loser!

>>39896613
How

>>39896613
she's not that entertaining plus she got rid of the cunny model due to backlash (mostly from twitter)

>>39896611
Ah, the call of the power of friendship. I hope it works out.

>>39896611
post link when you do

>>39896690
If your complaint isn't "She wasn't cunny at all and should've dropped the loli model" you're just a plebelian drama reader and not a lolicon

https://www.twitch.tv/corpse_ch
corpse is reviewing bacon dishes that viewers made for her!

>>39896611
attenboro...

>>39896469
Hearing my oshi read his dialogue made me realize she'd be perfect for voicing him desu

>>39896611
Be sure to commit practice streams in the meantime.

>>39896686
I'd rather not have my oshi seeing streams and I'm pretty sure people make fun of me already, just not on the thread.
I've got nothing to lose anon

>>39896611
good luck bro!!!! even if you regret it it's still an interesting experience to have

>>39896690
she got rid of it much later. if it was really because backlash she would've done so immediately..

>>39896690
her voice didn't fit the model at all

>>39895076
DM her and tell her!

https://www.twitch.tv/cloverchibi
clover's streaming some megaman legends!

Gonna start randomly posting extremely coomer vtubers who I haven't seen posted here, then dilligently watching the viewer list to see which of you click

>>39896978
that's not fair, you better show that they're definitely coomers...

i remember when TK got caught checking out glaze

>>39896640
not him but what does this mean

>>39896978
you see, this could have been a great stunt but no one has the patience for even a decent stunt these days

>>39896978
I don't know why everyone thinks I'm not a coomer, just because I have the decency to keep it to myself

>>39897044
she made a donation goal for "moving funds", and stole art

>>39897044
Red flag for grifting. Same thing goes for medical bills

https://www.twitch.tv/powernelson
nelson's doin a zatsudan on how to survive new years parties

>>39896978
I'll just check them out on incognito mode or next time they go live and you can't stop me!

>>39896978
Joke's on you, we all have coomer alts.

>>39896926
I won't! Because I don't want to seem creepy!

>>39897055
I already did a test run. I never revealed the results. But know that I know.

>>39897211
Did you openly advertise them as coomer chuubas? If not you'll just get random bystanders...

>jets wants to do more model art and emotes for other people
get on it, aspies

>>39894787
No, but she lives rent free in /here/ schizo heads.

>>39897055
I have a bit of a stunt cooking up.

>>39897264
Yes. And I got several of you.

>>39889572
Watch Furuya Mari play Gundam Evolution with YanchaGoGo and Bon!

>Koragi copied the rest animation from Mabinogi in school
Chunni moment. pic related

https://www.twitch.tv/hyasynth_live
seiso flower AI's streaming some project zomboid

>banned from chat
>can read the chat in the VOD
Why?

>>39889572
Watch Furuya Mari play Gundam Evolution with YanchaGoGo and Bon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ldavgc1J8

>>39897424
so cool...

>>39897444
furuya ngmi

new year's resolution: romancing my oshi

>>39897308
sounds good, looking forward it. assuming it's not garden variety schizory, of course.

trad mousewife

https://www.twitch.tv/komatsu
teahouse dragon's saying goodbye to 2022!

>>39897662
>4'7"

>>39897598
Which chuubas are most likely to romance their vieweroshi?

>>39897892
mine

>>39897892
rebelearthsky

>>39897107
He was mean to pin. Nobody going to support this boring male if he keeps it up

>>39897662
I want to headpat so bad bros

>>39897961
tard

>>39897961
how

>>39898012
you'd barely even have to raise your arm to pat her head

>>39897689

>>39898084
imagine what? giving her a hug and picking her up off the ground? her flailing her legs telling me to put her back down, and me blatantly ignoring her?

>>39898209
yes but replace ignoring her with complying, but putting her up on a high shelf

Reject 4'7 Boymouse
Embrace teacup-sized boymouse

>>39897689
playing retro games with small boymouse...

Why are proper workout squats so complicated compared to just squatting down naturally...

>>39898263
and then she springs down with mouse-like agility but lands with all the grace of a leaping mouse and bumps her knee or something

https://www.twitch.tv/vaunleon
paramedic lion's playing rising zan: the samurai gunman!

>>39898263
she's not THAT small anon

>>39898384
it's not fair

Only rodent hands would type the phrase "Mouse-like agility"

>>39898453
I always figured it could mess something up but that's probably just with a lot of weight

>>39898453
Get fit, bodyweightlet

>>39898584
MICE AND RATS ARE AGILE
not to mention squirrels!!

I've decided that it's okay to gosling for someone who's not my oshi. That's why I get to have romantic fantasies about Clauvio.

>>39898728
Anon, no... She'll slay you...

Dragonslayer chuubas?

>>39898756
They'll be naming a new gambit after me soon enough.

>>39898728
Jetsposter...

>>39898728
based

>>39898728
That's fine as long as you don't neglect your duties

>>39898778
mikan and carmine since they're falcom aficionados

>>39898839
i'm watching my oshi do secret karaoke, don't accuse random people of being me! i don't even watch clauvio much.

What even is carmine is he like a samurai or something

Miwu is playing High On Life!
https://www.twitch.tv/miwupy

>>39897662
mousing press

>>39899083
Ugly

>>39899083
he is a chuuni

>>39899083
an autistic faggot

>>39897598
>>39897892
How?

>>39899219
ok but you can't just be a chuuni that's not a complete character

Jetslaugh bros...

>>39899292
it gives me life

>>39899031
im surprised you dont, they both seem similar
maybe im confusing you with the other poster

The time has come to organize my desktop.

>>39899256
he lives in hell and there's like, a demon that got sealed in his right arm after it tried to give him a blowjob or smth idunno

>>39899375
i do like clauvio, but retro games aren't my thing. it's my most zoomer trait. usually when i watch her i end up tuning out once the gameplay starts. and her neet streaming times means she's usually streaming at the same time as the aussies.

One of you jetsposters better be recording this vod before it gets tossed

Everyone says that nobody likes gameplay and people only do it because it's Twitch, but would viewers like it if I literally just paused the game to talk about something or go into another program for a bit? I feel like I'd do that a lot if I streamed...

>>39899500
Posts like this really make me think that nobody likes vtubers for their work. Only to have conversations with them.

>>39899605
i have recorded a few of her guerillas before, but it started taking up too much space on my drive...

>>39899617
quite a few vtubers do that yes

>corpse taking notes on her regulars
Yuuna-tier parasocial. Corpse love!

>>39899663
most people enjoy both parts

>>39899617
I love Love LOVE talk shows and presentations.

>>39899617
>but would viewers like it if I literally just paused the game to talk about something or go into another program for a bit?
You ever watch Jerma?

>>39899605
I'm not.

>>39899617
In general yes but it will depend on context and on the image you've built up.
>>39899500
but... the aussies play super nerdy shit all the time....

>>39899617
most chuubas I watch have a tendency to not even start the game until an hour in and even then pause the game for like half an hour just to talk with chat about god knows what on multiple occasions, so yes.
if you're cracked at a certain genre or franchise then that can be an appeal but otherwise, quite frankly, your conversation skills are what's gonna carry you. the game is at best a throughline for the rest of your stream to be guided by. not the priority.

>>39899738
Doesn't Jerma literally lose like 2000 viewers every time he does this, then people say in chat "LOSING VIEWERS OMEGALUL" and then he says "Losing viewers, I don't care, this is gonna be great just watch this."
"Is it still going down? OhHOHOHO no, no come on it's gonna be great"

>>39899617
There's two kind of viewers, the ones who want to watch you and the ones who want to watch a specific game. Only one of those two are the ones who become regulars and do not mind unrelated tangents.

>>39899617
Just look at how olivia streams. Afks constantly or pauses randomly to talk for 15 mins. As long as you're interesting it'll be fine

>>39899617
You have to just get your chat used to it. I can legit do anything and most of my regulars will stick around.

Groom your chat chuuba.

>>39899709
corpse love!

Mint's new tradition of chatting for over 3 hours before starting whatever she's doing that day is my favorite.

>>39899709
I need more vtubers like this...

>>39889764
>likes jets, neg and mako, but not clio
>likes mari, shadow and nyaru, but not pippa
literally how?

>>39899912
i wonder if shimada still updates the viewer spreadsheet

>>39899973
I hope I'm near the top...

>>39899617
As a general rule of thumb, the more talking you do the better.
>>39899738
Ditto with Joel; he usually halts whatever he's doing to do a 'funny'
>>39899903
case in point

>>39899770
jets is the only one who consistently does a lot of boomer stuff, and i love her so i watch anyway. the rest of them i pick and choose based on the game.

>>39899973
Gagler will have a heart attack when he sees it.

>>39899390
Just remember that the desktop is meant to be for shortcuts and temporary storage, and your computer will run better if you put things in your Libraries instead!

>>39899738
>>39899793
The people that leave because
>gurr streamer not play game >:(
are retarded and don't actually like the streamer. They aren't the ones that are going to support you or listen to what you have to say, they are brainless and will drift from stream to stream not really caring about who they watch.
For exmaple jerma's chatting, tangents and skits are the best part about him, and the viewers that don't like those don't really care about a huge part of what makes jerma jerma
My advice to chuubas is to do what you want because the viewers that would leave because you want to speak instead of play the game won't be the ones supporting you with subs, donations and meaningful interaction anyway.

>>39890358
I thought that was Shenmue.

>>39899959
>likes jets, neg and mako, but not clio
>literally how?
I love strategy games but honestly... I get it.

>>39890721
>>39890752
These posts are themselves a sign of autism.

Chuubas who would shove you into a meat grinder, then pick up the part of your finger that fell out and say "See? It wasn't an instant kill move, you've still got this part of of your finger left!"?

>>39899973
>the viewer spreadsheet
qrd

>>39891552
>literal poison
wat

>>39900179
Nightshade poisoning on spinach in Australia, causing a massive recall

>>39900179
>he doesn't know
She's been sick because a batch of spinach got cross-contaminated with fucking datura nightshade.

>>39900179
>>39900229
>>39900240
Does your oshi take nightshits?

>>39900294
This is proof that Mako is trans because women don't poop.

>>39900165
Alice

>>39900173
Will tell you a secret : one of Shimada's tricks to pick out viewers from /here/ is that she drops the chicken link without context on an unsuspecting thread, like /asp/, then gift subs any one who takes the bait.
My guess first takes a look on the viewer list before and after she drops the links and then correlates with the gura doxx.
I'd like to make an announcement, rebelearthsky? All me. It's been a psyop to spreadsheet when chuuba's are active in the thread, when they ban said account.
That being said it's also used to spreadsheet viewers? How? Why? If you interact with RebelEarthSky in any way, you WILL get a free subscription to OurChickenLife, that is all.

>>39900165
Mikan

>>39900399
She has some nice boobs though from the backdesk

>>39900043
>>39899390
Also remember to clear out your recycling bin otherwise everything you've "deleted" will still just be sitting there on your hard drive.

>>39897434
so that you don't write in the chat. How does this need explanation?

>>39900461
I believe

>>39900533
Bud you realize cleaning the recycling bin doesn't remove it either? It just marks the data for replacement, and then it might disappear with time as you download more things or move around files, but it might still be there. This is how the police finds deleted files.

This stream is so nostalgic I could cry. Jets is a creative genius for choosing a bandpass filter for her voice today.

>>39900461
>never gotten a chicken sub
shishou... after all my loyalty...

>>39900609
>bandpass filter
anon... she literally soldered an old handset phone (that she apparently stole) to turn it into a lofi mic.

>>39900533
get something like glary utilities for real delete

someone name a chuuba

>>39900662
That would be hilarious, but I don't quite buy that story.

>>39900728
Koragi

>>39900728
Komatsu

>>39900728
Clauvio

>>39900728
bodega (hairy)

>>39900791
seconding koma

>>39900752
why not

Why does shimada love me?

>>39900865
Leave my oshi out of your schizo delusions, rebel

>>39900728
lilyhops

>>39900610
I've barely watched like 20 mins of Tiger and got one, sorry you had to find out this way that she HATES you anon...

>>39900728
Jezza

>>39900785
does her new model have a reference sheet?

>>39900860
I dunno, if she said it I guess I should trust her. It's just that bandpass would be so much easier and have the same effect.

>>39900972
jeremy clarkson isn't a chuuba

>>39900752
You clearly don't watch her

>>39900610
but isn't the chicken sub a brand? she's probably impressed you've evaded it

>>39901048
I do, just not often.

>>39901033
We can debate who is and who isn't a chuuba all day anon

>>39901018
>It's just that bandpass would be so much easier and have the same effect.
someone suggested that and she said outright that she wanted to do the real thing. she loves janky old tech like that, it's her aesthetic.

>>39900240
Holy fuck. How does that even happen?

>>39901084
Thanks for the explanation instead of what this faggot said >>39901048

>>39901177
Drunk aussie farmers I guess.

uuuuuuuuuu I miss _____ bros

>>39900043
>your computer will run better if you put things in your Libraries instead
Sounds like BS honestly.

>>39901033
Now let's not get all bogged down with who's a chuuba and who isn't a chuuba

>>39895829
hi seaki

I hate viewercord less than I hate you <3

>>39901177
that's usually commercial sabotage

>>39901225

>>39900940

>>39901072
or it's revenge for my crimes

>>39901180
I'm not wrong. Enjoy your spoonfeeding

>>39901303
funnily enough i think she also had a spreadsheet too
specifically for viewer birthdays

>>39889572
Excuse me but how do I convince Mint to let me sit on her face and make her give me a rimjob?

Mikan should stop apologizing for saying things that sound sexist and just own it. Sexism is in high demand and low supply.

>>39899129
reddit game

>>39901233
Apparently it was true back in the day, and on modern systems it has very, very little relevance, with only slightly more at startup.

>>39901430
She's a sub oomfie

>>39901430
Give her money.

>>39901357
You're not wrong but why do would find that worth mentioning?

Is a guy a sub or a dom for getting his ass eaten?

>>39901569
eating ass is 100% a sub action

>>39896340
nobody on the list is

>>39896611
There's too many already no one will watch you, you'll get more friends as a viewer

>>39901569
>guy going "eat my ass bitch" and shoving her face in it - dom
>guy laying on his back while a woman does what she wants to him starts lapping at his no-no area that straight guys don't let anyone near - sub
everything is always about context

>>39901569
good question, seems kind of subby being penetrative and all

>>39901430
Ask

>>39901506
Yes that's why I will be the one sitting on her face
God /mvp/ isn't good, any drawfags in here? I want something like https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/45/f0/45f09a4d5c41f68264f3073e375a5f24.jpeg

>>39901569
Neither. Submissive and dominant are about social dynamics of sex acts, not the sex acts themselves, and Japanophile culture is way too obsessed with this construct and tries to apply it to things it shouldn't be applied to.

>>39902022
Ok, bottom.

>>39901885
that sounds like something either pupber or kimi may draw there, if you ask.

>>39902171
Huh, now that I realized it I barely read /mvp/ because of the walls of texts and weird ass pics* so I didn't realized they drew there

*Is anyone else off-put by some of the indie chuuba porn? /wvt/ porn feels too Tumblr-safe esque sometimes and it irks me more than anything

>>39902369
>/wvt/ porn feels too Tumblr-safe esque sometimes and it irks me more than anything
not memeing, what the fuck did you mean by this?

I'll never be able to lovingly caress a woman because my fingers are permanently cold like I'm undead

>had a shitty upbringing with strict religious parents who restricted all her interests
>constantly moved around and didn't get to have friends
>got bullied for having nerdy hobbies
>had to live in a falling-apart room above a shop with bars on the windows and a leaky roof in college
>barely talks to her parents anymore

>still so chipper and trying her best to make up for lost time on her interests now that she's independent
>streaming has brought her out of her shell and given her a place to be herself without judgement
She's wonderful

Is it just me or are all the self posts gone?

>>39902615
every femchuuba i like has the same backstory and i wish i could save them all

>>39902582
Mako should be in the upper right
Dumb bimbo showed her big honkers on stream in a ‘slipup’ because she’s desperate for male attention and validation

>>39902660
Women only need to selfpost a single time, after that they'll be posted by goslings, groomers and linkposters until the end of time.

>>39902660
No, there's still buncha m*les selfposting.

>>39902615
I need to SAVE AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>39902369
oh wait, I read that as /wvp/... ignore what I said

>>39902704
>>39902751
unambiguously the same poster

>>39902870

>>39902455
Most of the porn feels too, how else can I say? Female oriented? Like
https://files.catbox.moe/y682ha.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/dijj35.png

When you could do some hot ass shit like
https://files.catbox.moe/29mrgh.jpg

Most of /mvp/ pics look like those two Callie pics

>>39902676
>>39902783
I don't think she needs saving. Though she always reflexively tells herself to shut up whenever she starts going on about the Smiths or what have you, since that's the response she would get from other people. I can see why you'd get some savior instincts going, I can't say I don't feel it...

>>39902678
Mako and Mint can share the spot, I think that's fair.

>>39902914
All the good artists have female gaze or are female. That's why the art is good. The guys that want weird fucked up shit usually don't have good taste.
That callie art is fucking kino.

Take the ASMR pill

>>39903016
>>39903016
>>39903016
new thread move whenever

>>39902914
/wvt/ porn is garbage because of a combination of trash artists and none of the good artists wanting to cross any lines because the entire community is super incestuous and everyone knows each other. It's all just cute pinups like "look at how pretty my friend x is! so sexy ooooo!"
I think the only people who draw any actual porn are Krimbo and Minkeye, and even they clearly hold back and just do tasteful nudes when it comes to chuubas.

>>39902914
>multiple cocks and other guys' cum all over the place
>more male oriented
Nigga you gay