/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LEADER LOVE!!!! I LOVE THIS STUBBORN AUTISTIC CHILD

altare creampie

>>39877977
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

What does this face convey?

>>39878069
The pleasure of shelf-stable beef stew inside

Next Stream is Altare trying MRE's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo

>No Tempus new years outfit
>No Uproar new years outfit
>No ID3 new years outfit
So where did all the budget for that go?

>>39877844
I don't think that's true at all. We focus a lot more on his negative moments in /mans/ since the Sadtare meme is funny, and he was a bit down around Christmas, but Altare is generally pretty cheerful? He was so happy after that FFXIV stream.

I don't know anons, I think Tempus made us spoiled with the diversity in content they deliver.
They have very different content from each other.

>>39878154
Paying Vesper’s travel bills

>>39878154
Bribing customs officials to get HoloEN into Japan for Holofes

>>39878154
flying all holoen members to japan for holofes maybe

Pictured: Regis Altare circa every week of his life

>>39878154
>No Uproar new years outfit
So, about that, you may want to watch their streams next week.

>>39878053
Amen.

I think my fav MRE had to be the beef ravioli, 8/10 not bad would have it again

>>39878250
Tempus spoiled us with streams, period

>>39878250
they all fill a different niche and thats what makes them great, im too spoiled i cant go back now

axel syrios

>>39878354
MY HUSBAND

>>39878154
>No Uproar new years outfit
We don't know that for sure yet.

Post olde goodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bKQJIhy8E

>>39878154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=357WoBngZpk
retard

>>39878053
AMEN

>>39878069
the feeling of fucking nowa's tight ojisan bussy

>>39878250
I like the variety of the games they play and how they do their zatsu but I will admit I miss the collab spam they did early on

I miss Raft

>>39878069
Ectasy.

>>39878374
We do know that they're getting NY outfits

Catxel!!!

>>39878418
To think that when he was a child he would be the bottom... ToT

>>39878463
I'm stupid, I meant to quote the >No Tempus new years outfit
We don't know for sure if they aren't getting anything.

>>39878069
Yaranaika?

>>39878451
>collab spam
those two words irritate me for some reason. i should probably stop going to the catalog...

*casts a spell that will make regis have a yab in his MRE stream*

>>39878141

>>39878578
Let me spray some sanitizer mist on you, anon. Else you might leave a mess at the entrance

>>39878596
>what kind of stupid nigger would eat shit like this?
kino incoming

>>39878596
>regis

>>39878596
HEY! thats not nice

>>39878451
Yeah, I miss the full Tempus Collabs but I guess it was only natural they would become sparse once they got busier and busier, it's why I wish we had more 1on1 collabs with them. It doesn't need to be a big narrative game, just some silly game and I would gladly take it.

>>39878578
Why? It's a thing new gens always do

>>39878596
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY?!??!?!??!

>>39878451
I miss more full tempus collabs and some games that altare played before but I am pretty happy otherwise with the content now.

>>39878289
I hope he becomes happy after he moves out of his parents' house.

>>39878596
GET OUT OF HERE
I still remember that time Pek*ra wrote Nowa's name in the death note and he died minutes later during the Zomboid collab.

>>39878712
I'm of the same opinion

>>39878141
Holy shit so that's why Steve hasn't uploaded a video for awhile

Hey hey
The number of times you have had sex is greater than the number of Axel Nowa collabs right, anonette?

>Vesper gets suspended
>Boys content falls short
>Vesper goes on vacation
>Boys content falls short

Is Vesper actually the idea guy behind the scenes or what?

>>39878796
Ughhhh... Depends on what you counts as sex

ogey

>>39878796
>anonette
newfag...

Man I can't wait for Altare to go on eating glorified spam.

This is me shitting on MREs and not on Altare

>>39878818
Yeah, they don't have their papa to look after them

>>39878818
It's almost like removing a person will consequently reduce their content.
Other than that, you're pulling stuff from your ass because they've been having normal schedules

>>39878667
it's what catalog uses to shit on the boys, saying that they spammed collabs with holoEN and twitchtubers. anyway, im breaking commandments.

MAGNI LOVE

>>39878818
Vesper is the one guy liked by the other 3 members. He is essential to their collabs. Zomboid was finished as soon as he died.

>Altare would let Vesper hit him in rage as long as it meant Vesper was paying attention to him at all

>>39878818
No.

I legit do wonder when the boys are getting outfits. I think the shortest time a member usually gets a new one is between 6-8 months (I think HoloX got theirs in 2 months, crazy) which is kinda soon, maybe on march or something.

Regardless of whenever it is, I hope we get the casual ones before the traditional kimono ones. I am curious of how short hair nowa would look like...

>>39878987
not even a headcanon, just facts

>>39878987
>Altare sabotaged Vesper's XCOM perms but he took it out on management instead of him

>>39878916
you broke commandments now get your ass ready for your knotting session

>>39878968
FUCK don't remind me of those final streams...

GUERRILLA FIRE EMBLEM STREAM. I BEG YOU.

>>39878818
>Boys content falls short
What? The only person whose content "fell short" was Vesper's. The only effect it had was they had to cancel full Tempus collabs he was supposed to be part of because of the suspension.

>>39878998
I just hope they don't do anything to de-age him like they did to Aruran

>>39879126
Nah, I'm sure Vesper is very comfortable with his model

>>39879113
Soul link was such a missed opportunity...

>>39879113
The Soul Link being canceled was the biggest shame, and Vesper's just going to have to live with it.

Spear me daddy

>>39878998
>I am curious of how short hair nowa would look like...
It's weird, I can't imagine him with shorter than shoulder length hair.

>>39878987
>He’s a really good guy, he just gets angry sometimes…
>I don’t mind if it helps him feel better. It’s usually my fault anyway.

>>39879126
god if Vesper ends up getting a fuckboy outfit i'll have to bomb something. Only model change i'll accept is if they make him a beefcake.

>>39878998
>short hair nowa
Look the Niji's new gen, that's how it would look like

>>39879058
Shouldn't we throw him into the shower first? He's really dirty from playing around in the catalog.

>>39879126
De-aging Aruran made sense because that dude legit sounds 17, Vesper lives and breathes being an old fuck, though. If anything, they should make him older

>>39879151
He probably doesn't like it very much but the issues with his model can't really be solved with a new outfit

>>39878818
lol

>>39879179
>look at what you made me do to you, Altare....do you think I wanted to hit you..?
>See... if you had just listened to me you wouldn't have made me get this angry at you..

>>39878998
Nowa doesn't seem to pay much attention to his model desu. He'll probably let his illustrator do all the work with maybe some very small configures from him

>>39879172
UUOOOOOHHHHHH GRANDSO ALWAYS DELIVERS

>>39879230
>dude legit sounds 17
Deaf anon I...

>>39879172
I want to lick those thighs and have him crush my skull...

Alright, real question though, what do (You) think actually happened the 1st time Vesper got stabbed? Unlike his 2nd time, it seems he remembers it clearly, and says it’s too sad of a story to share on stream, what happened?

>>39879172
not pictured: me giving him the sloppiest head of all time

>>39879601
my bets are, he had a fight with his dad

>>39879614
I think this is the most likely rrat especially given how he left out his dad when describing the family he'd be seeing for the holidays.

>>39879601
>anger issues in the past
>got in a drunken bar fight
>lots of blood but not lifethreatening
>likely stabbed with some utensil

>>39879644
yeah its been an open secret that his dad is a piece of shit. now the extent of the abuse i'm not too sure of.

>>39879686
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>39878141
Is this the bfe I've been asking for?

>>39879708
huh?

>>39879179
>>39879345
so this is heartache...

>>39879686
Nowaoji...

hello /mans/
I've learned through the grapevine that your soft guildleader has an unsettling side and now I'm interested.
I'd love vod/clip recommendations that really capture it. Hopefully I'll end up a drawanon here~

>>39879601
Mugged probably. Or a fight.

>>39879810
it's overblown, he just likes going for walks at 3am and despises women.

>>39879810
https://twitter.com/slambdadelta/status/1596135563643727872

https://twitter.com/slambdadelta/status/1594535087059898368

>>39880072 (me)
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpwzRT4gWFQ

>>39879810
He has a recurring bit where despite ostensibly being the generic JRPG protagonist hero character he's actually secretly the evil demon lord, and he plays into that by occasionally saying "weird" stuff. That's basically it and it's not very good because Altare is painfully unfunny unless you're like 12.

>>39880131
This is such an old version of his description I had a whiplash. Am I back in September?

starsen2?

>>39880254
no, this is /mans/

>>39879810
If you like dangerous you should watch Vesper instead. Scroll up to get a feel.

>>39880195
Yeah it's kind of funny that the people who shit on Altare are always painfully out of date

>>39880195
>>39880307
the majority of viewers don't follow a chuuba for any extended period of time. they check out the new toy for a week then move on and only come back now and again.

>>39880195
idk seems to still hold up. what's his new description then?

>>39878998
nowa was a orc in his previous live. he probably does not care about being ugly

>>39880350
Chuuni dorky little brother who tries really hard and never succeeds. But it's okay because he's cute and stubborn as hell

I hate doxmites

>>39880195
I know right?
>Altare is painfully unfunny unless you're like 12.
He is painfully unfunny PERIOD
That's one of his charm point though

>>39880350
in regards to him being creepy he gets compared to makima or a cult leader more often now, he also gets called a serial killer but the demon lord bit is moreso about him being chuuni rather than unsettling.

altnowa love !!!

>>39878796
The number of times I've had sex is greater than the number of total HoloEN streams

>>39880595
whore

>>39880570
Stolen btw.It begins with the little things.
After every mission, Magni locks himself in his room in order to trying new potions and Axel goes to sleep. It's the scholar and the hero who stay up late, discussing new battle strategies and goals for the guild. Day by day, it becomes a habit for them to spend the night together. Eventually, they do this even when they're not analyzing the performance of Tempus.
Sometimes they talk about everything and nothing; other times, Altare is playing videogames while Vesper is reading a book, but they're in the same room because they find comfort in each other's company.
When they have dinner after a mission, Vesper moves his knee just close enough for it to touch Altare's. He knows this is weird, but his leader never moves his knee away, sometimes he even gets closer too, so it must be okay to do so.
Altare wonders if it's normal to think about Vesper more than he does about Axel and Magni combined, but he figures it's because the gray-haired man has basically become his right-hand at this point. Although it doesn't explain why he specifically thinks about how cute Vespie's laughter is, how warm his eyes are, how much he would like to caress his cheek… "He's your guild mate", he reminds himself ever time his mind goes at it for too long.
The scholar realizes that the leader of the guild tends to stare at him just a little second more than expected, and when he caughts him in the act, Altare quickly averts his gaze. He can't explain why it makes his heart start beating so fast it feels like it is buzzing instead.
After one particularly exhausting mission, Altare goes to Vesper's room without saying anything, and embraces the vampire, resting his head on his chest. The scholar doesn't say anything either, he just puts away the book he was reading, and pets the leader's head softly. They stay like this for a while
This becomes a habit too.
For that reason, it's not weird either that they hold hands in front of the other Tempus members, or that sometimes Altare takes Vesper to his room so they kiss each other to their hearts content.
"I love you", Vesper slips out while they're cuddling after the first time they have sex. He shuts his eyes, flustered, expecting a rejection. Instead, Altare looks at him warmly and says: "I love you too".
And they figure out it feels amazing to love each other, so they just keep doing it every day

>>39880595
Whorechama, what the fuck.

>>39880350
A chuuni autistic young guy who's genuinely a good guy, but through his unlimited bad luck found out the world isn't kind. That's why he's unsettling, because you don't expect the "fake guy" to genuinely be a good guy.
Even back then this has been true, it was just /mag/posters coping by the fact that the "blue faggot" is a seen as a threat.

>>39880595
HoloEN does not stream.. even having the sex once makes you whore

>>39880625
>>39880595
It's not that hard if you have sex once a day for a few years.

>>39880701
Axel, your eigo reps...

Dead hours...

>>39881351
how about you fuck right off with that

>>39879751

Glad I’m not the only one

>Vesper didn't do a Twitter space because he was morning Pele.

>>39880621
what the hell

>>39880072
>>39880110
thanks~

>>39881435
>morning
No, he can't morn because he's a vampire

>>39881540
vesper is NOT a vampire

>>39881540
MEDS

>>39881351

>>39881540
spread the truth, brother

>>39881540
??

Say the line, /mans/

>>39879751

vinesauce and holos share a lot of DNA. Musicians with near identical game tastes

>>39881771
Nigger

>>39880621
uoooohhh never seen this before... cute fic...

Maggo's Basilisk

>>39878039
Based

axel syrios

>>39881771
i love tempus

sexy nowa love

When will I finally get raped or murdered by Regis Altare?

>>39882287
attack one of his boys

o7

>>39882287
After I am

>>39880350
He's basically a really introverted, earnest, goofy chuuni kid on the inside that loves the idea of escaping to another world and becoming someone else because he's deeply depressed.

>>39881771
HiRyS!

>>39882373
I love how I pretty much started watching tempus the same reason as this man
>lack of streams from the EN girls because of the majority getting sick/busy
>decides to try one of the boys stream
>immediately gets hooked

>>39882707
wrong thread

I want a cappella streams from the boys

Cumming in altare's MREs while he is not looking!

https://twitter.com/DwiHigashi/status/1608493124170715136

>>39882951
i dont think any of them are good enough singers for that yet

>>39882271
I need a thigh job from him

>>39883011
WHORE

Altare

Axel waking up early in the morning for once

>>39883571
Died

>>39883571

>>39883571
naked dogeza (and 500 pushups)

>>39883571
creampie

>>39883747
buntare my beloved

Axel is more likely a virgin than Nowa

>>39883632
Or barely going to sleep

Buntare Buntare Buntare

>>39883966
Axel will be raped by an ecchi na neechan before he leaves Japan. It probably already happened.

>>39883966
Yeah until Zeta finds him and yandere fucks him for flirting with other women

>>39884060
Disgusting
>>39883747
This is the only buntare I accept

i went to a completely different board and there's too much shitposting, didnt even talk about vtubers. glad for this thread

>>39884060
Cute!

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608593831272026112

>>39884422

Axel is gonna need all his strength because he'll have sex with all of HoloEN and HoloID
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608593831272026112

>>39884431

>>39884431
good luck to him when he finds out that every single one of them has humongous futa cocks

>>39884422
First day of Comiket, my bro is actually going for it. Do it for Abe aniki o7

>>39884580
>implying that's a bad thing

>>39884580
Giwtwm

>>39884581
Is it actually the first day of the comiket? I don't know anything about it aside that that's where all the porn is

>>39884431
Yikes, can't wait to the see catalog in less than 12 hours

>>39884933
Yeah it’s the 30th and 31st in Japan

Man cannot win
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1608598397187129347

>>39884933
Yeah, seen some artists I follow on twitter arriving at the Tokyo Big Sight already (8AM JST rn)

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1608598397187129347
The conga line of suffering continues

>>39885063
>>39885078
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?????

>>39885063
how did he break it? throw it against the wall in rage?

>>39885063
>>39885078
life needs to stop shitting on him, he's a good boy who did nothing wrong

>>39885063
>>39885078
Well, at least he finished Pokémon already. His saves should be stored on cloud, right?

>>39885063
>>39885078
What is this guys luck. Hope he can recover the data

>>39885063
I would unironically end myself if that were to happen to me. I don't know how he's holding u- Oh... yeah, someone's gonna die tonight...

>>39885063
Leader....

>>39885063
>>39885078
How do zoomers do this

>>39885063
Who cursed him and why

>>39885106
Old Switch at the end of its life being used to play games for long hours I guess.

>>39885158
All me.

>list of suffering and misfortunes of Regis Altare

>>39885116
That's not true and you know it. He might be reformed, but he's still repaying his debt through suffering to God, the universe, karma, or whatever you want to call it.
>Captcha: Y0W HA

>>39878712
they should play UNO together sometime it'll work on Axel's Cover laptop

Please. Altare. Never buy a motorcycle. Let go of that dream.

>>39885282
>it'll work on Axel's Cover laptop
I can't wrap my mind about this narrative, do people think Cover is providing him with some 5yo laptop? That thing is more than capable of running anything Axel have played and probably will in the future.

Has Axel gotten more cringe or have I just gotten less tolerant of it? It feels like he's been becoming a one trick pony in his solo content. I liked some of his stories like about the women baking at his house who ask about his streaming and get him embarrassed, but now I'm getting tired of the constant high school stories and ecchi na nee-chans. And collabs barely feel better because half the time he's too retarded to follow the conversation or contribute to bits, and instead he just says the most stupid shit out of nowhere that feels like it's making things awkward for everyone else involved.

1 hour until the unluckiest man on earth streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo

>>39885337
>fixes car
>gets into a car accident
His luck is so shit I can see that. God forbid.

Let's say you are a member of Guild Tempus, would you follow a man as unlucky as Altare into battle?

>>39885482
I feel the same way, I don't watch any solo stream of his anymore. I still think he's funny in collabs.

>>39885482
I think you've just grown tired of it. His solo content have been getting better and better, just skip the zatsus if you don't like his stories

>>39885484
Noice

>>39885496
Even better, keep failing the certification test, have a car in perfect condition that can't run on the streets.

>>39885557
I'd kill for him and I'd die for him. You will too.

>>39885482
Calm down Zeta

>>39885482
His FE stream was good, of course he was still lusting but it felt more natural

>>39885557
Of course, I would need to protect him.

>>39885647
based and same

>>39885633
kek

>>39885557
I would not let him fight, period.

>>39885557
Maybe. He must be pretty skilled if he's that unlucky and still alive.

>>39885482
he wasn't exactly like this before but he just got more settled in now, if you don't like it don't watch it I don't watch him solo either.

>>39885722
he pulls through with sheer determination as seen in callisto protocol

>>39885557
Yes, because he's like a magnet for the bad luck, which gives the people around him better luck

>>39885557
his stubbornness outdoes his bad luck so I think I would

>>39885557
I would gladly fight and die in battle if he told me to. I would probably do whatever he asked me to

>>39885716
honestly though as a leader he definitely should be a last resort fighter, more valuable alive, strategizing and giving orders

>>39885557
Me dying to protect him after he had a bad luck related fuck up would be the character development he needs to reach his full potential

>>39885557
Yes, until my last breath. All hail, Regis Altare

>>39885864
isn't he the melee dps of tempus? axel doesnt count because he's a tank

>>39885958
I always thought Vesper was the melee/ short range caster dps

GOD DAMN WHORES

>>39885906
>inb4 his luck is so bad you don't get to die and he won't get his character development

>>39885557
Yes.
Fuck western AAA trash games.

>>39886026
>short range
Not after the spear respec

>>39885590
Maybe depends on the game I guess. I was really interested in NGO, but I almost dropped the first stream in the middle of it and didn't bother with the continuation. And the last two or three times I've been late and waited for a stream to end to check out the vod, the vod ended up dead and I could feel my patience dwindling.

>>39885482
I love the guy, but I get what you're saying. He is leaning too hard on the ecchi na neechan joke recently, and it's starting to get a bit boring to me too. He needs to mix up his style of content a bit because constantly playing VNs and lusting after the characters is fun - I liked the FE stream - but he's starting to just become "the horny guy".

I felt the same way with the Hitman streams and the "himbo brute forces everything because dumb" angle he was working in the early streams as well. It's funny, but he needs to change it up every now and then or it'll get old fast.

>>39885958
nta but I'd say
Altare
>mixed midrange-melee dps
Axel
>melee tank
Vesper
>melee casting
Magni
>long range CC and some healing

>>39886082
>I've been late and waited for a stream to end to check out the vod, the vod ended up dead
So you recogne you missed his best streams then

>>39885864
A 4 man guild can't afford keeping the leader out of harm.

>>39885374
it's not that it's the fact that the stream might lower his FPS significantly to the point where it looks like he's lagging constantly

>>39886098
Vesper feels more like a mid range caster that can melee to me

>>39878818
No without Vesper they can't do full Tempus collabs and I'm actually kind of glad they worry for the guy. You don't see that kind of gen unity anywhere else in Holo

>>39886230
Any other one could stream in his channel and axel would just run the game and discord tho

>>39886045
kek

>>39885482
maybe the problem will be fixed if he collabed with a female chuuba that isn't from Hololive. A comfortable collab partner like rpr there are a few candidates out there

>>39886038
SPREADSHEET SPREADSHEET SPREADSHEET
RIGHT THERE WITH THAT HACK ARTIST PAKO

>>39886393
Pero pero

>>39885482
I think you're cringe, new IP bro

>>39886082
I dropped that one after like a third of the first VOD too, honestly. I loved both his YTTD and DDLC streams, so I was excited to watch it, but I just couldn't get invested in that one. I think it was just too many VNs one after the other.

>>39886430
As it is tradition

>>39886421
...abayo

>>39886421
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39886421
Leader pls

>>39886421
AXEL STOP!
NOT LIKE THIS MAN
I KNOW YOU LIKE THE ECCHI NEE CHANS BUT NO!

>>39886381
even with rpr he talks about ecchi na nee-chans and acts the same, its just his personality, I don't think any collab is going to change that.

>>39886536
To quote Mr. Gladiator himself: "dick and balls, dick and balls"

>>39886573
>Vesboner
>Grass knot
>Electro ball

>>39884431
>>39884952
>Oh you guys wanna hear about Comiket? I hung around with a bunch of cute girls there.
>Yeah they were my senpai. I won't say any names though
>Huh? You already know their names? Oh their tweets? Hehehe. Alright I guess I can say them. Mane-chan says it's okay.
>Yeah we had lunch together, I was kind of like the only guy. What didn't surprise me most wasn't their voice but how cute they were.

>>39886671
Almost perfect

is altare aware of his own bad luck?

>>39886817
No because he's a man. Men don't bother being aware of what happens to them, they just take it and move on. "It is what it is" mentality

>>39886817
yes

>>39886817
I'm sure he has read posts /here/ about it

>>39886817
Painfully aware of it.

>>39886896
nigga he talks about how unlucky he is all the time kek

>>39886817
He said in one stream that he’s been unlucky his whole life and learned to roll with the punches, paraphrasing.

>>39886949
Yeah, you are damn right he's not a man. He's a pissy boy that wants his papa to comfort him

>>39886817
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>39886977
>roll with the punches
Should have rolled the other way cause he ain't dodging shit

>>39885482
I like him a lot and still watch a lot of his stuff, but yes, the “he’s a horny bro!!!” gimmick is starting to wear thin for me personally. It’s funny in smaller doses but it also feels like he noticed that people like it and made it his whole personality.

>>39886038
Karrot really wants that dingo Collab...

>>39887028
>wants his papa to comfort him
Yeah, Vesper.

>>39885482
I don't care bitch!! I wanna hear him sing more!!

>>39885482
i skip his zatsus and only watch vn streams

>>39886271
Myth for the first year and a half
Sankisei until Rushia's yab

But yeah as of now Tempus and ID3 have the best gen unity although ID3 don't collab with themselves much but I think this is because they have more options for collab partners compared to Tempus

Altare is stoic, which is how he managed to get this far.
Now to figure it out what philosophies the other boys subscribe to

>>39887303
I don't know if I agree, I see this mostly in his dating sim-like playthroughs. I don't see it in singing streams, I don't see it in regular and members zatsu, I don't see it in Your Turn to Die. He's definitely leaning on it quite a bit, but only when appropriate. If all you're watching are the dating sim streams, then yeah no shit he's gonna talk about girls in them.

Altare needs a loving girlfriend ALONG with his bros. Unironically, that's what's missing in his life right now

>>39887546
yeah, me

>>39887546
>a loving girlfriend
Me

>>39887546
that girlfriend? me

>>39887546
yeah, his vocal coach (dilf)

>>39887503
>Altare
Existentialism
>Vesper
Stoicism
>Magni
Utilitarianism
>Axel
Hedonism

so many gifted

>>39887303
This is precisely what'd happen if Leader made "le toxic gamer" his personality or all Magni does are la creatividad streams.
These guys are streamers, not anime characters. You have downtimes when they just act normally, and times when you go all in for the bit.
Once your bit becomes your personality, you're trapped in that image forever and people won't like your downtime (which is regular) content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOl92Nt_AXo
Get in bitches.

>>39887546
Eeehh not really. Maybe in the future when he is winding down his holostar career else having a relationship will just add up to his stress

literally who is still greynamed in the chat. pretty sure you get a gifted membership the moment you open the stream

>>39885482
I’m an Axelotl and I believe he’s the hidden gem of this generation, but I agree with you. Regarding the collab stuff, I’m afraid there’s probably no fix for that, my guy is literally too dumb or distracted to keep up with the convos.

Regarding the ecchi na nee san, he does spam it quite a lot, but I remember he used to spam food talk a lot as well, but that’s been toned down a lot. Hopefully the same happens with the former.

All in all, he’s improved massively from debut. Here’s hoping our Dingo can improve even further.

>>39887776
>la creatividad lite

MRE stream? Nice mkay

>>39887546
he needs a loving girlfriend that has a mind-altering slave collar so that altare can be 100% sure that she's trustworthy by virtue of her never being able to do anything that could hurt him

>>39887809
>get gifted membership
>never use emotes or watch member streams
Tee hee hee.

i cant explain it but leader gives me gary from spongebob vibes

>>39887915
Because he's a snail, pretty simple

>>39887508
Though his member zatsus have started the weird thing where he keeps insisting he has a big dick which is another kind of cringe.

>>39887915
Snailtare...

i hope he vomits

>>39886910
>I got unlucky with my MRE choices
leader stop lurking

>palestinean MRE

ITS HAPPENING

>>39888002
Yeah, in my mouth

>>39887856
I really like the "creatividad lite" thing. Slightly different and gimmicky streams that are fresh compared to the regular content but without being the all or nothing thing that is all of Mangi's creatividad content. Magni you'll either love or hate, but something like "pokemon but I only use pikachu" is just neat. Not "best stream in all of vtubing" tier, but clearly above a regular pokemon stream.
I want more of that. Wish Axel would just straight up steal Miko's GTA karaoke idea. Magni should also revisit the WWE thing.

>with beans
ALL OF MY TEXAN HATE

>>39887947
it wasn’t cringe until the hands cam stream revealed he lied about having big hands

>>39888053
>Palistinian
ISRAEL

THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

So are we gonna ignore the fact that his mom only started to care about Altare once he started earning large amounts of money?

>So wich one first chat, The Russian one? or the Taiwan one?

>Good to eat
God, his asshole is not ready

On a scale of Game Grumps to Steve1989MREInfo how respectful do you think Altare is going to be?

so, who is /hasserved/?

>>39888116

>>39888106
Asian mom, please undastand

>>39888138
Depends if he breaks out a tray

>ROUGE
>dez's girl
SHOTS FIRED

>Dez's girl
Yeah, me

>>39888200
That's just facts man

burgerland spends trillions in military to have such shitty MRE?

>>39885482
I have the same problem with him as I did with Nowa. Love the boys and their respective zatsu stories but it gets boring when you kinda know what to expect? My advice? Take a break from their regular solo streams

weakling

Wimpy boy needs ojisan tender love and care

>>39888224
they aint that bad but only them for a month is where it gets depressing

Is Altare perhaps an adventurer?

>>39888224
Wait, are they supposed to be better in other countries?
Also all those trillions only go to weapons of mass destruction, not the food

pizza MRE got me some tough times......

already JOBBING

>>39887947
Sure, I'll agree, not shielding him from criticism in general, but I feel like the lust, as overblown as it has been, is still context-appropriate. If it feels too frequent it's in part because he's streaming less. But it's not like he spent all of Zelda lusting after random NPCs, the gimmick there was shittalking Link.
He needs some more varied suggestions, but people are relying on VN style games because he's really good with them, and those are heavily populated by dating-sim types.
Give him Armored Core perms and he'll be talking about all of the old robot anime he used to watch with his dad for several hours instead.

>>39888224
Aircraft carriers don't eat chili with beans

>>39888224
Our soldiers are fat enough, they're not supposed to want to eat

>>39888298
you must have gotten out quite recently

>>39888281
That chilli is a weapon of ass destruction

Wait... this implies that there are chilli without beans... what?

>>39888334
>they're not supposed to want to eat
carrying 40 pounds and more while being active all day requires a ton of calories no matter how fit you are

Those human parts?
Mine

>human kidneys

is Altare going to know how to use the FRH?

F to Altare's tight little butthole

>thank you for your cervix

>>39888404
I doubt it and most likely will job it despite reading the instructions

>>39888404
We're about to find out

i love how willing altare is to be la creatividad jr and just try random shit

>>39888375
You have angered the entire state of Texas, arm yourself accordingly.

>ROCK OR SOMETHING
nice

Magnolia LOVE! I want to eat her handmade sweets and tell her that they were delicious, even if they taste like shit!

>or something
What if I don't have a something?

[a rock or something]
oh good he found it

>>39888490
Then use a nothing

>>39888404
he should put them all togethor and blow up a big rock

>>39888486
I think I know who you are...

HE LOVES HIM

Hey guys haven't been watching streams for a few weeks, what's the deal with dnd? are they doing sessions off stream and uploading the episodes?

>>39888482
Like a rock or something...like a stone...nyeh...

>altare will never spank you with rock solid vegetable crackers

>>39888281
Some countries have better MRE than others, yeah.
I was half joking, USA's is not bad, it's just kinda souless to me. French, Korean and Brazilian were the best I had the opportunity to eat

>>39888557
They recorded the whole session before Vesper got kidnapped into the backwoods by his family and it's being uploaded in parts on his channel

>>39888557
They did a session offline and recorded it so Vesper can release small episodes while he is on vacation with his family

>>39888486
bossu my wife

>>39888585
Do you just buy them off Amazon? I'm curious to try.

>>39888486
on my way to your location

I’ve never seen shit like this, does it taste it good generally?

>>39888557
Yes, pre-recorded sessions will be posted at scheduled times until the next week begins

>>39888486
When will nui anons have EN nuis to take cute pics of?

>>39888661
mhm, around 10USD
>verification not required

>>39888557
It'll continue live once these eps are done. Vesper just wanted content to put out while he was away with his family because of guilt over the suspension.

>>39888670
Some are better than others and there are some that are absolutely vile

>>39888486
>That bakery facade
COLUMBUS CIRCLE
O
L
U
M
B
U
S

>>39888616
>>39888625
>>39888671
nahone

Where does MRE discussion even falls under?
I feel like it's either /k/ or /ck/ stuffs

>vesper wants to watch altare suffer

>>39888670
Depends, some are pretty good with the current production

>>39888665
A FUCKING DOXXBEAT

>those comments
Does the US military want to weaponize diarrhea or something?

>>39888749
How many MREs has Vesper eaten?

>>39888661
In my case, I have some contacts and we exchanged them for fun. As a recruit or a soldier you'll eventually get plenty of them.

>Vesper watching Altare eat MREs
This is 100% Vesper's dream date, ALTNOWA LOVE

>>39888747
Isn't it /k/? Is /ck/ even active?

>>39888768
over glorifying it really

long gloves….

>>39888670
Some yes. some not so much.
I think a Vietnamese one made Steve throw up once

he's literally going outside to find a rockl or something lmfao

ENTER ROCK

THE 5th MEMBER

>>39888749
he likes watching him go through abuse...

>>39888768
No, they want to weaponize constipation

Can someone explain the appeal of mres to me? are you all just military autists or do you actually think this is interesting?

>>39888801
aaaaaaa

Where tf did this stream idea come from?

It's gonna be a pikachu doll or something

Dwayne the Rock Johnson confirmed 5th member of Tempus

>>39888829
Dwayne doko?

>>39888670
Some are good like beef stew or omelette but I heard there are some that taste bad with even worse texture, like eating vomit.
The deserts are fun though and tasty

A FUCKING BRICK

i just saw my neighbor run out his door and grab a rock. weird...

Ah yes, A WHOLE ASS BRICK

>he actually got an Or Something

>>39888862
His dad. Dadtare is a rooftop Korean.

Tactical brick acquired

DOXX THE BRICK COMPANY

>>39888848

i never seen how these things work. kinda curious to discover with leader

>Brick
He absolutely wants to kill someone with it

>>39888848
https://www.youtube.com/@LetsGetThisOutOntoATrayNice
watch this mans entire video catalogue and report back

>>39888829
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FOR REAL? THEY MANAGED TO GET HIM?

>>39888585
>French MRE
I goddam hate the french but jesus christ their MREs (just like their food) is amazing. Hoping Altare gets those American MREs that purposefully taste like shit so we get a kino stream

That is a very dirty cinder block

>>39888862
a random comment in a previous stream. fr fr.

the 5th member of tempus
Or Something

So what do you think Altare is looking for in a girlfriend?

Rock > RPR > Girl_dm

>>39888848
Ready to eat food is pretty interesting, even if it's shit taste-wise.

Someone is imagining Altare bashing their head in with that brick right now

>>39888848
t. woman

>>39888681
Next year

>>39888862
Steve1989MRE is Altare's oshi.

a FUCKING BRICK

Mind if I Collab with your oshi?

>>39888848
prepper food pretty much

>>39888848
>military autists
This is EXACTLY what I am, but also because I want to watch Altare get his butthole rekt. Both of those encompass the /k/ experience

>>39888948
I would scream in delight