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Choco paizuri

>> No.39869485

I can save her

>> No.39869747

>>39869485
Will you fuck her brains out when she demands it, only to then get kicked out when you're finished, leaving her to sleep for 20 hours, on her own, in her own place, followed by her spending the whole week without you whilst she hangs out with friends, only to then invite you back over to her place where she'll cook you a lovely meal, titfuck you and then expect you to treat her to expensive clothing? That's what it'll take to save Choco.

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>>39869747
Never forget my sacrifice.

>> No.39870413

Finally a good fucking thread

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You forgot that you will need to own a car and drive her everywhere

>> No.39870748

>>39869747
No. I have no idea what the appeal of Choco is when there are a bunch of other single girls who would be easier to work with. She's not even a hag, and memes aside women over 30 can still have kids so you can just pick some other, older woman who also has life skills but is also needy enough to not demand a seperate house.

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>>39870503
>spending time with your wife
Oh no how terrible haha

>> No.39870846

>>39870503
I am going to memorize all the parking spots where we can have a quickie.

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>>39870748
She's friends with my oshi so I can imagine a threesome without it being cheating.

>> No.39872084

>>39870925
If Choco's RM is anything to go by, she's actually straight and just yuribaits, so no threesome for you.

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>>39872084
>he hasn't watched the Choco and Matsuri ASMR stream

>> No.39872541

>>39872406
I mentioned yuribait anon. Her RM says she's a LGBT ally, not LGBT. So she's straight, she just knows how to pander to her audience. There's nothing wrong with that, it's good a vtuber knows to play a character, but she isn't going to fuck Kson for you.

>> No.39872727

>>39872541
She has literally fingered Mel, Matsuri and a NijiJP (probably has done waaay more than that with them/other vtubers)
>yuribait

>> No.39872983

>>39872727
>She has literally fingered Mel, Matsuri and a NijiJP
What evidence is there aside from what people say on streams that focus on yuribait? Again, her RM doesn't identify as LGBT, but she does say she's an LGBT ally. Meaning she isn't LGBT and is therefore straight. This pretty much overrules any roleplay that happens on stream, or are you going to tell me Suisei is infact a psychopath?

>> No.39873111

>>39870748
She's a nice and elegant lady with fun stories. Knows how to tease and lead on her audience in a fun and erotic manner but not be too crude or vulgar most of the time.
And while she hasn't done them since covid restrictions lifted, her autism grind streams are nice as bgm.
If you meant as a partner then, despite being very fond of her, not a lot. SHe's a pump & dump and not for marriage.

>> No.39877074 [DELETED] 

>>39863806
>still single

poor woman

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i wish i was a shota so choco could brutally drain the semen from my balls

>> No.39877493

>>39863806
choco paizori with chocolate drip

>> No.39881212

>>39863806
hawt

>> No.39881283

>>39869747
I also enjoy my time alone so nothing about that sounds bad. Except for buying her clothes, she makes more than me.

>> No.39881694

>>39877074
There are good reasons for that.

>> No.39881753

>>39881283
>she makes more than me
Then she isn’t interested in you.

>> No.39881851

>>39881753
Then explain her buying pachinko balls for her date?

>> No.39881931

>>39872983
I am Mel

>> No.39882395

>>39877103
You will never be as lucky as this kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWGS-am26c

>> No.39883873

>>39882395
Can I get the TLDR in English? Choco hasn't got many clips people translate.

>> No.39884400

>>39881851
Horrible, horrible taste in men to date. Just the fucking worst.
But her requirements for marriage are conversely absurdly high and precise.

>> No.39884482

>>39883873
Choco's brother-in-law's little brother(kindergartner) said she was pretty and asked her for a kiss. He was probably expecting it on the cheek but she kissed him on the lips.

>> No.39884710

>>39881931
Love you Mel.
How hard is it talking to Ame and Ina?

>> No.39884862

>>39884482
I wish I was him

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