/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this game is really boring.

>>39820641
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I LOVE MY YANDERE GIRLFRIEND REGIS ALTARE!

Fire Emblem?

i wish altare would beat me with a pipe

>>39820712
Amen.

THE GAME DOESN'T LET YOU SHOOT
this fucking game

not like this...

Bless this shitty game for yandere and rageful Altare

I want to punch this chick in the face

do not trust woman ?

fucking lmao

I want to rape leader

You guys ever heard of uh... shoot, should I even say it? Ah whatever. You guys ever heard of Goatse? Maybe I'm just old, I dunno if people know about it anymore. Any oldfa- any oldfriends in the chat?

what was that ragus? the game was alright cuz you were having fun?
KEK

>>39820747
I want altare to beat me up and choke me and then apologize, bandage me up, and lie about how it'll never happen again...

>>39820890
i heard it

>>39820905
SO ROMANTIC

>>39820799
the absolute state of zoomers

No one tell him that Leader wanna kill her on sight

>>39820730

>>39820905
Don't forget that it was your fault he got mad

>>39820799
Trpgs are poor content for the modern streaming ecosystem. Not that they were ever really great content though.

>>39820841
Altare looks really good there

gamer words soon~

Just call her a bitch already

KEK

Glorious Leader

holy fuck altare calm down

I missed the memes of Altare hating women

Does anyone have the meme of Altare going I'm normal dssjfdgsokfgkfigh

>>39820905
this is true love, just like my parents

>>39820905
I don't remember posting this

>>39820841
Where's Nowaude's face T^T

Hohoho that was nice

Been a few months since I last watched Tempus content for one reason or another, any good streams to watch and get caught up?

>>39820641
Will Tempus get New Year's outfits?

WHORE

He was going "too far" and dialed back fast to memes lmao

I FUCKING HATE WOMAN!
I HOPE THIS BITCH BLEEDS TO DEATH SOMETIME SOON

LEADER HATES WOMEN

>>39821136
Maybe Mario Party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAHMZ8OvxQ

I HOPE SHE GETS RIPPED APART

How many femventurers are schlicking it rn?

>>39821186
I could do that. Thanks anon.

Eh... what a bitch. And I'm not talking about the woman character

>>39820890
>ywn join starsEN2 and bond with Nowa over the mexican cartel beheadings you watched on /b/ back in 2008

>>39821275
yeah me

The fucking AOL dial up sound.

>>39821112

>>39821140
YAGOO loves them, so I have hope

Reminder to all the women in this thread that altare would verbally demean, spit on and probably even hit you if he met you IRL

>zero reaction to the dial-up connecting sound
yup... true zoomer...

>>39821401
my dream...

>>39821401
ehhh hypothetically what else would he do..?

>>39821356
Thanks!

>>39821140
It's like a tradition within holopro (except ID) to have new years kimono so 100% they are gonna get it

>screams “IT’S ANOTHER CASE OF “YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING, AND I’M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING”! OF COURSE… IT’S ALWAYS… LIKE THAT!!!!” while murdering an enemy
what did altare mean by this?

>>39821305
>"Duuuude, I remember Funkytown! Yeah, I actually have a cartel story. You guys wanna hear it?"

>>39821401
aaaaaaaa

>>39821401
i wish

>>39821140
next year probably

Is Altare Omega?

>>39821401
Will he do it if I'm a man?

>>39821534
>Talking about your irrational fear of bricks with Nowa as he describes that entire dashcam video in detail to his chat

Sisters… he’d never hold your hand…

>>39821646
Yeah he is an Omega, he's about to enter heat and I'll need to appease him with my Alpha dick

I think Altare follows the sigma male mindset

Are you all also men role-playing as a horny female or it's just me?

>>39821720
I don't want him to hold my hand, I want him to break my nose and then wipe the blood off my face

wait who did what??

he hates collab beggars so much it’s unreal

>>39821833
No that's gay.

>>39821136
axel's playthrough (incomplete) playthrough of doki doki is really fun and their deep rock galactic collab was good too

>>39821785
uoh knotting TOT

>>39821833
Anon, mans is nothing but lesbians larping

jesus

i hate this game. how long until he finishes it...

Catxel koikatsu card when?

>>39821906
>doki doki
If I wanted to bore myself to death I'd just play the game myself. I'll keep the deep rock galactic collab in mind tho

>>39821519
Only responsible member of Tempus

Altare has been insanely yandere this stream…

>>39821871
Me but with a girl

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

>>39821692
Despite what people say here, he's violent to everyone equally uwu

>>39821136
Altare's shiny pikachu-only Pokemon run is really worth a watch. I listened to almost the whole thing live, and it was crazy how consistently enthusiastic he was throughout the full 12 hours. He legitimately seemed like he could play all day and night if he didn't have to stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuN66w414AM

Also, the first DND is a good idea to catch up on if you haven't seen it, as the second episode is being streamed in chunks over the next week or so.
https://youtu.be/zvFYoS3q7YQ

Okay what do you think happened today?

>>39821713
>"And like, they're on the highway right? And up ahead in like, in the other lane there's this truck. And that truck, it's carrying bricks, loose stone bricks. And this guy is driving with his wife - or partner, I dunno, his significant other. And a brick WHOOSHES off the truck, and it hits the windshield. And you don't really get a good look at the, at the result, but you can hear him going absolutely ballistic right when it happens. It was... you can tell it was a direct hit. Anyways, when I see a big truck carrying bricks on the road I pretend the monkey chasing me is taking the lead and blocking the bricks for me. Like a really hairy guardian angel.

>>39821136
If you can be bothered to track it down, Magni's Christmas special is great.

>>39822191
His vocal coach told him he is hopeless

>>39821401
Are you trying to turn Altventurers in the thread on or something...?

>>39822036
Axel's ddlc is the complete opposite of boring, he really gets into it and says the funniest shit. Please to consider to watch it anyways, even if it's incomplete, it does have a whole arc that was fun to watch from start to finish

>>39822191
>14 things prior
He found the discord magmites

>>39822219
how did you get his voice written out so perfectly lmao

>>39822219
I'm so glad you knew the exact fucking one I was talking about too. Christ that shit fucked me up.

Will Altare ever play a good videogame on his channel?

>>39822219
jesus fucking christ

Altare hating women is unironically his best content, men find it relatable and women find it hot (if this thread is any indication). Everyone wins.

>>39822191
He had to oversee something for Tempus again

>>39822313
this but with all of tempus

>>39822229
>t. not watching the stream

>>39822334
I actually find it very boring and just close the stream

>>39822191
earnest guesses would be game perms denied, some kind of recording disaster, some kind of editor disaster, some kind of family travel issue, internet problems, maybe some Amazon packages delayed or lost.

>>39822334
>women find it hot
but why

>>39822334
This is your brain on /vt/.

Nothing brings me happiness anymore bros

Please leader play RE2make

>>39822334
don't take shitpost from here so seriously

>>39822219
>>39822317
Don't forget the guy's entire family was basically in the car including the mother of the victim iirc, the couple's kid and I think even the wife's brother or some shit but that one I'm less confident with.

>>39822191
What's happened ? I just woke up

>>39822571
we all think we can be the one to fix him and win him over

>>39822598
t. altare

>>39822191
No duet perms, Vesper flaking, switch cannot be fixed, pokemon tourney cancelled, etc

>>39822334
I'd rather watch Axel trying to look under female characters' underwear than "le quirky, dark boy"

>>39822699
oh i bet its the fucking switch

>>39822571
I don't care about the women hating thing I just like him acting murderous

>>39822699
car being unsalvageable, other dog about to die, new pc problems are my other guesses

>>39822644
Sadtare

>not ending for kronii outfit
Korean unity? doko?
blue whore

>>39821140
50% this NY.
If not, then 100% next New Years.

>>39822744
Same. I like the gap moe

>>39822739
don’t take a shitpost so seriously sister

>>39822786
who?

You think he might be just really disappointed in himself for fapping while listening to Nowa's twitterspace?

>>39822272
I 3d-scanned Vesper's brain and put it inside of this machine, in case the original dies.
What should I name it?

holy shit its a colony of rape

This is a kusoge

>>39822741
Ah right, I forgot that he was worried about his save data for the Pokemon tournament because of his busted Switch. That might be it. Maybe they had to postpone until he can make a new team.

>>39822905
oh God it's a tofu clone but worse

>>39822894
Ah I see, he is angry because he wanted the boysmell copypasta not the Magsmell one

he's so done

Anyone know how much he's got left?

>>39823005
If he goes shiny hunting again for pancake 2 istg...

>>39822905
Vesper 2.

>>39823046
45%

>>39823013
NTR'd by Magni again....

>>39823085
she said it

>>39823046
If I has to guess about 3 hours.

can you just dodge endlessly in this game?

>Kronii mentioning Vesper in her new outfit reveal stream
AIIIIEE

>>39823023
just like fr fr

>>39823110
he's resigned himself to not having vesper and he's trying to pick up magni to compensate...

>Vesper mention on Kronii's new outfit stream
Vesperonii chads RISE UP

>>39823243
What did she say?

Are there really no boss monster in the game?

>>39823243
she just said that her long hair silouette doesn't mean she is gonna be like vesper now, maybe she saw a lot of fanarts like that

>>39823312
Vesper is in Japan fucking her RIGHT NOW

>>39820841
Next OP please

>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive!
Get out

>>39823324
she said that some people were joking about the silhouette of the outfit looking like Sephiroth or Vesper because of the long hair

h-hot

>>39823336
Spoiler alert: Theres one boss that will show up like 3 more times, they didnt have much ideas for new monsters i guess.

>>39823264
Only to realize that Magni thirsts for Axel, making Altare frustrated at Axel and his constant talk of neechans...

>>39822334
sorry to inform you but he literally simps for at least one girl nearly every other games.

>>39823450

>>39823554
Noooooooooo

>>39823508
I don't know man, Snailtare and Buntare won him some points for sure...

>>39823505
So small...

>>39823554
imagine doing shitpost on /vt/
of course nobody does it, that's crazy

Altare's dad is a rooftop korean ayo

>>39822894
I can't believe he managed to bust 14 nuts in an hour

My favorite shotas

Katanas fucking suck
Give me a good messer any day

>Dadtare has a collection of swords
Huh.

>my dad has a collection of swords

>his dad didn't impart his lotr geekiness to his son
axel really has the best dad

As an archery enthusiast, based.

>>39823801
its to fight off the japanese

>>39823826
He did though? Altare brings up LOTR all the time

>>39823801
>>39823814
He's just like me!

>shota altare takes underaged swords class
ToT hot

>>39823880
>is a prepper
>has a collection of swords
man is full on ready to fight the Rising Sun Army

THEY ARE

>>39823620
Only time will tell if Leader can compete for a furry's heart against a literal dog

>>39824060
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>x-files
is it good? never seen it

>>39823826
His dad succeded in making him a dwarf, anon. Inside and outside.

did that awaken something in him

>>39824072
>Tries to win over Magni with snailtare and bunnytare
>Attracts Astel instead

>>39824145
It is, kinda.

>>39824145
Yeah, up until like season 6.

>>39824060
Based

>>39824199
with him always on the JPStars' chat, I can see this

>>39824060
Ohnonono vesyumes?

just tuned in. Is Altare ogey?

So the leader daddy issues thing isn’t a meme?

why is altare korean

>>39824195
his little friend woke up

>>39824145
I think the episodes about mulders sister are kinda weird and convoluted but its a fun "monster of the week" show

>>39824060
Basado

>>39824316
It's fine. I can share

>>39824321
Not really.

>>39824316
i fuck both of them

>>39824321
he regained his mental as soon as the combat-oriented section ended

>>39824338
because his papa and mama (at least one of them from korea) fucked together

>>39824321

>>39824321
He's just extra misogynistic today

>>39824325
Not entirely, no

>>39822219
>And that truck, it's carrying bricks, loose stone bricks. And this guy is driving with his wife - or partner, I dunno, his significant other. And a brick WHOOSHES off the truck, and it hits the windshield. And you don't really get a good look at the, at the result, but you can hear him going absolutely ballistic right when it happens. It was... you can tell it was a direct hit.
You painted such a beautiful picture of exactly what came to my mind in the first 5 words if your post

>>39824060
Alright who the fuck out of you fucks went and posted the same screenshot on kronii’s thread

>>39824508
wtf his mama is a whore

>>39824321
Has Altare ever really been okay?

>>39824595
Why can kronies post here but vesties can't post there?

>>39822571
It means it's not a simp (women hate simps)

*sniff sniff*
i-is that a MAG I smell?
*sniff sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! MAGSMELL!!!! I smell a Mag! W-What is a Mag doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A MAG HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff sniff*
it smells so good! I love Magsmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious Magscent! It's driving me MagCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a Mag and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute Mag!!!! I love you!

>>39824658
Yeah, during the soul-link and his first 12 hour pokemon stream

>>39824688
Because one will set off schizos while the other won't.

>>39824714
this WHORE

>>39824714
no soundpost...

>>39824728
Pokemon is his comfort franchise

>>39824704
>women hate being treated nicely and like being treated like shit
Completely fucked up beings

>>39824729
both are annoying, move on.

>>39824714
dirty anon, that's smegma

Which one of you nigga post the thing in Kronii general

the combat is actually so shit in this game

So after this stream huh

>>39824926
it was probably anon
I'm just guessing tho

>>39824729
Seems unfair but okay

>>39824728
>soul-link
>Vesper got suspended after that
>Pokemon streams
>switch got bricked after these
Yeah he better not have any moments where he is okay anymore, his luck is so damn bad.......

>>39824728
>Both ruined for him

>>39824998
one bad day is all it takes

>>39824926
Probably tourists from Catalog scanning through this thread for bait.

Stop posting gay porn

Ok 1 out of 14 is the switch

someone post Leader's ripping his skin please

ganbare leader

>>39825198
What?

>Don’t come to the guildhall tomorrow.
t. regis altare

>>39825155
No

>>39824926
Probably anon
captcha MGAYJV

>>39825211
LEADER RIPPING HIS foreSKIN

that was just bullshit hit detection

HOLY SHIT

>>39825155
feeling insecure?

>>39825247
Get some help

>>39825328
Post more so tourists leave

He just needed to hear some praise… from someone… anyone…

>>39824060
This makes Vesper seem very despeate ngl. When was the last time Kronii reciprocated him?

>>39825282
do men really?

leader rape!

we hate regis altare

>>39825387
who gives a fuck, watch leader

>>39825442
>we

>>39825350

>>39825440
UUUOOOOOOOOOHH ToT LEADER GETTING GROPED!!!

>>39825384
ogey

>>39825387
She literally mentioned him in that stream

we fuck regis altare

Is it true that axel took leader's foreskin in his dream?

>>39825590
I want to be fucked by regis altare

>>39825590
so true sister!

wtf is he on about

>>39825440
God I want to fuck the menhera out of him ToT

>I like when the game plays itself
zoom zoom zoooooom

>>39825384

chinktare

>>39825590
you wish

>>39825710
Pekotare!

i hope leader drops this kusoge. and i thought chilla games were awful

>>39825398
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uH5A0BbS9r0&t=5201

>>39825683
ToT I wish I was Vesper

oh he hates it

>comfortable routine
>doesn't sleep
ok

>>39825683
Shotaltare UUUUUOOOOHHH

>>39825752
i dont think he's gonna play this again

>routine
he's autistic

He’s depressed for REAL for real, isn’t he.

>>39825923
Absolutely.

>>39825923
massively depressed, it's part of his charm

>>39825710
>baldtare eyes
Still cute...

I'm watching kronii while leader's audio is in the background

i fucking hate japanese companies

ENTER

>”worked on stuff” from 1 to 7 am
rrats?

Fujoposting, Vesperoniifags revive and the crazy amount of tourists in this thread. Ahhh... It's just like September-October all over again. Like the good old days.

>>39826050
Are they getting NY outfits or something?

Axel's watching Altare in bed...

Shiny Spicy...

>>39826172
ask /inf/

>>39825683
link to the full art, coward

>>39826189
kinda hot

>>39823450
Who would be Denji in this scenario? If you say Axel I will understand but I WILL break your kneecaps.

>Yagoo giving a massage to Altare

>>39826189
SHINY SPICY LOVE

>Wants to make Yagoo his bitch
Uh oh.

>>39826399
Take the blankets off then you dumb dog

A massage from Yagoo…

wtf I'm listening? a shoulder massage? whit what? I hope he means hands

>>39826418
shiny spicy on top sorry anonchama

he's being lewd on purpose, bratty leader

>>39825708
magnoir love!

Uh thats kinda really forward leader

altare's a whore

>>39826686
Tempus is a guild of WHORES

STRAP JOB-...

he noticed how magni melted after his massage and wants to dominate axel too

>fatshaming
He can't stop himself

>>39826686
the entire guild is a guild of whores..lets be real here

>>39826635
Fake and gay, vesper is not beefy

>>39826890
YES KEK.

>>39826616
I hope you didn't like your kneecaps, anon.

Everyone at the same time is cumming.

Altyumes.... Vesyumes....

Is Kronii on topic now that Leader mentioned her?

>>39826882
Shiny spicy... more fics doko...

>Wow that's cool, that's awesome, that's cool.
I don't think he cares.

>>39827077
It’s a cute outfit, anon.

They pick their outfits?

>>39827108
For the next 5 seconds.

>>39827108
no.

>>39827003

>>39827175
it is. I was just shitposting.

>>39827167
excuse to talk about his future outfit

HUH

>>39827175
The sweater puppies are the only good thing about it.

>>39827190
They can tell their artist if they want something specific

>Altare struggling and seething
>Astel finished the game in 2 streams (the second being just the final boss)

This is why Astel tops Leader.

>>39827167
>immediately talks about himself getting a new outfit
he feels nothing

>>39827446
same as the redesign thing kek

>>39827446
he really doesnt like people bringing other holos out of nowhere kek

disney prince arc

how do I stop being fat

Can he finish before Magni's stream?

I think it's clear that Axel is now Altare's oshi, get fucked Vesties

Bros, auntie kronii and shota vesper
Ngmi

>>39827446
He's just trying to be polite.

>>39827660
I don't think so, no. About 2 more hours?

>>39827656
he'd look so good...

>>39827659
What did he say this time? I wasn't paying attention.

>>39827446
whats he supposed to say after saying it looks nice?

>>39827677
>Altare's oshi
>Magni's oshi
>Vesper's son

>>39827660
I don't think so...

he's going to stream ff twice a week?

>>39827809
leader ponytail onegai...

>>39827870
#AxelSweep

>>39827987
until he gets bored

I want his next outfit to flaunt wings and for it to be obnoxious

>>39828229
i dont know why this always makes me laugh

>>39827167
>>39827446
He's feeling disgust that he had to look at a woman.

>>39828229
does he only have one wing?

>>39828441
the other one would obviously be offscreen if he's in a corner, anonchama

>>39828441
He is a one winged angel

I imagine Axel tweets his Good Morning's while he has a morning wood. Am I the only one?

>>39828589
and he rubbed it off while watching altare, sasuga

>>39828229
KEK. This would be funny in collabs

>>39827214
>Ok thread police officer, sir.

How close to the end is he?

thats fucking cool
the moment the other head and arm is worthless, the other side ripped it off.
Thats metal as hell.

>>39828899
If only it was harder and had more mechanics. The boss was just a bullet sponge.

>>39828899
Yeah the game has its good moments

>>39828706

>>39828869
He has this chapter and another one and he finishes the game

THIS

>>39828899
Yeah, i wish this game had at least 1 more year of dev work, could’ve been a real good one

>>39829066
THAT

>>39827446
the absolute state of "women" in this thread

>>39829160
THOSE

luv me tempus
luv me robots
tempus playing robot game when

for the anon that posted that milk fic
that did things to me

just hanging them on the wall is pretty nice
Like christmas ordainments

Jesus christ

>I'll remember from now on
kowaii

GIWTWM

>>39829335
When permissions hell stops being a thing.

EN Lamy…

>>39829619
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>39829335
Armored Core 6 isn't till 2024 and they don't have SRW perms

>>39829731
so axel should play it, delete the vod and apologize? got it

>>39829930
shut your mouth it's not getting delayed it is NOT

>Altare also remembers individual people that say stuff he doesn’t like in his chat

>>39830010
Spreadsheet anon is obsolete.

>>39830010
he is spreadsheet anon after all

>>39830010
He holds grudges for a long time.

>>39830067
Altare IS the spreadsheet anon

>>39830010
>Altare remembers the /MANS/ retard

uh oh

>Altare will remember that.

>>39830186
kek

he’s pretty fucking good at whistling honestly

He really is a bird

>.......................
Vesper is hearing Kronii shit talk him

yooo I forgot he was good at whistling

>>39829987
It WILL be delayed and you WILL wait like a good consumer or Miyazaki WILL harvest your organs

How is that something people can do

>Vesper is watching Kronii instead of Altare
:^)

Altare's Disney princess whistle is so pretty

>Vesper's watching Kronii
>Vesper's not watching Altare
leader...

>>39830067
you are not safe
shitter

His whistling, man

>>39829930
I bet they could get MW5 perms pretty easily

avoided saying sc was taiwanese as expected of leader

>Altare gets depressed
>Gets x10 more clingy with chat
Interesting.

They're both thinking about Altare

Man, I like Vesper less and less as the days go by

>>39830399
He probably has both open. Like me. And will probably give all his attention to Magni when he streams...

>>39830516
>Gets parasocial with chat
That better be a bit. I came to watch you play games not be EN Rushia leader...

>>39830506
nijichinks are so easy LMAO

>>39830558
What why?

>>39830538
TToTT

>>39830672
altschizos that think he needs to drop everything in his life to pay attention to him. just ignore em

If he whistled for every akasupa, I think his content would improve. I like Altare, but hearing him playing a trumpet mouthpiece or doing push-ups isn't really something I hope for.

>>39830644
You should write a strongly worded comment on his vod, anon

>>39830644
I don’t think it’s a bit but I also think he‘s just insanely lonely right now.

>>39830538
FULL VERSION???

>>39830782
>t. discord magmite

Leader is becoming a clingy menhera girlfriend…

>How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
....

>Teach you old man
He knows Nowa is in Kroniis chat and not his, hes gonna rape him so hard when the off collab happens

>>39830851
This pic kills me every damn time kek

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaasu

>>39830994
cant wait for the off collab buck breaking leader will inflict upon him

6.5 is a good score Readah. IGN has rotted your brain

>>39831068
Ame, please send help. Leader has been scarier than usual today.

>>39831093
Imagine caring about critics when you're playing a game

>>39824316
>Implying yumes dont insert as Kronii

>>39831093
That's barely a passing grade, it's mediocre at best.

>>39831068
Ame if it's really you forgive me for insulting you in the past, you're a really good girl

>>39830994
ToT

what an action-packed boss battle

>survived
bullshit

he fucking hates women

>>39824714
AMMO BOX HERE

>>39831207
The /cbdct/ self proclaimed yumes really hate her, they were so happy that Vesper was not collabing with council or did not mention them anymore

Please… Altare is a good boy and he‘s happy Kronii got a new outfit and would be fine with Vesper being at her event stream… some people here are autistic enough to believe the rrats.

What was the other game that Leader absolutely hated on stream? I can't remember.

>>39831569
>yumes

>>39830644
people also start watching rushia because of the yelling gimmick. it's over for you, anon...

>>39831629
he was malding pretty hard with the sponsored stream. thy creature or something.

>>39831629
Overwatch?