/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I saw that gura dont think you can outrun my air freshener correction

>>39795032(ye)
1000th btw

>>39795009
>pic removed in 1...2....

I can't wait, I'm going to be a father of three soon.

So uh..... any sharts around here I heard they were in season this year, an I am more than just a toy

>>39794615
https://litter.catbox.moe/3iup4i.jpg

I wanna wrap a cute little ribbon around the base of Gura's cute little shark cock(s)

>>39795117
you mean the mother of 3 anon prepare your foxhole

No mistletoe kiss, but Gura might kiss us for new years when the ball drops.

>>39795117
uncensored doko?

>>39795009
ToT

I love my wife so much!!

ohh nyo!!

>>39795117
My onaholes... T o T

Gurass

>>39795329
Confirmed Gurass

>>39795359
yeah

>>39795329
Based Gurass poster

Is Gura a little girl?

Sex with a fembud.

>>39795557
Yes, she's a little goom demon

>>39795132
futas should have human sized cocks
massive cocks are dumb

>>39796095
what? it looks normal to me.

>>39796095
t. tiny peen

>>39796095
i agree, large is good but it feels like a lot futa art takes it to comical levels
kinda hard to get off knowing it would likely hurt or outright kill someone to get fucked by those things

God I love gura

>>39796691
It's magic don't worry about it.

My beautiful idol girlfriend Gura, come back to me soon.

>>39796737
God I hate bloop

>>39796691
reminder that this is porn standards above 6-8 would hurt most women much less the inexperienced anons but in hentai they can take a log up their snatch as a suppository and be fine

Imagine the horror of being futa Gura's personal cum dump

>>39797250
This but unironically the stench would remain for months

>>39797250
>Horror

>>39797348
*honor

>>39797250
Imagine the horror of having to take all her pent up frustrations until you can barely move

>>39797250
she'd get her own cum all over herself while I'm fucking her oh nooooooo

>>39795009
That fin is too fuckin small.

It's officially been a week. I miss her.

>>39797630
SHARK CENTER

>>39795329
Gurass?

>>39797738
Gurass

do you believe in miracles?

Lets be honest if gura was doming you do you think she would be gentle enough to let you accommodate to the size of her 2 inchers or would she hump you like a dog

>>39797840
I will be genuinely pissed if Gura is involved in this offcollab clusterfuck after a health announcement.

>>39797845
I'd like to hump Gura like a dog and expand my knot inside her.

>>39797845
Gura is a dog, and she's going to knot inside me.

Gura's red rocket...

Gura's gonna tie my doggie cherry stem into a knot.

>nice cunny good cunny whos a good girl sit!
>good cunny who wants a treat I got gummy bears!
>Hmm cunny why are you sticking to my legs wait cunny whats this hard feeling on me?!?*pants tear I fall down*
>no cunny stop sto- woah wooooah wuooooooooooh T_T

>>39798073
TuT

Gura's talked about girls pretending to be dogs on Tik Tok before. She definitely wants to give it a try (with me)

I got some new beard balm today, it smells nice. God I want Gura to put her bratty face up close to me and sniff.

No new knotting art, feels bad.

>>39798112
She really wanted us to admit to being furries but we were too scared she'd make fun of us.

>>39798199
That's because she was a closet furry herself as a kid.

>>39798250
It doesn't count as a kid. Don't tell me you didn't sniff your sister's butt while roleplaying as dogs?

>>39798250
Gura you are in good company, I appreciated your horse essence mention during dmc 3, please do some fetish streams for me.

>>39798250
>>39798333
>kid

My 20+ yr old senior corpse dog has post life zoomies and wont stop fast crawling all over the room help me gura

Gura's thoughts on bestiality?

>>39798112
Do you remember when she talked about that?

2023 will be the year of the idol girlfriend sharkwife, lots of concerts, 3d lives, and ASMR cybersex.

>>39798465
i wish, i forgot. one of the more autistic buds might have the timestamp

>>39798464
It's scary but porn arouses her.

>>39798464
There's a reason she's afraid of big dogs overpowering her now

>>39798464
I never thought I would self insert as a dolphin

>>39798489
I belive in my sharkwife

>>39798199
I did admit I'm one. I'm not a coward.

>>39798464
She mentioned vanilla being boring once, but idk if that means she's thinking of ways to bait knotting art.

>>39798599
She thinks vanilla means no spanking.

>>39798527
That one was quality.

>>39798250
>was
She's still a closet furry.

>>39798766
It doesn't count if she doesn't own a fursuit and only schlicks to images.

>>39798766
Come out of the closet, Gura, I will roleplay contracting lycanthropy for you.

>>39798766
I believe it

Horny hours started early today?

>>39798905
Cumbuds are Gura's true fans.

i hope gooba's condition got better and she went to Japan as planned
it would be a shame if she had to cancel everything just when they finally got a chance to go... i don't want her to be sad

>>39798996
I know, that's why when she comes back she will have cybersex with us

>>39799029
We'll probably find out she was in Japan in 3 months when it turns out she got better and did a stealth trip for Hololive business before coming back to streaming.

I really don't think she's at her parents' house or spending time with her family.

>>39799029
she even wanted to go to Disney Land with Lui..

>>39799155
why do you want her to be in japan so badly? just let the girl rest. thats the point of the break

>>39799095
Honestly I think she'll come back pretty soon because she'll be horny and want to enjoy some vibrations with us. Maybe with an explanation that she's still on break but her body needs us.

>>39799155
>I really don't think
When do you think bud?

>>39799155
She's in bed raping me with her massive futa cock rn actually

>>39799283
i think her break decision was specifically to focus on her health so she wouldn't have to cancel the trip
this is clearly something the girls have been planning for a long time, ofcourse Gura wants to go

>>39799483
That's fine but I'll be sad if no shion off collab.

you will know about her trip to Japan when she's back from her trip to Japan

If I were Gura, I'd be terrified of something like the strawpoll incident happening again, so I just wouldn't stream at all while traveling, even if I had access to someone else's streaming PC and setup. I'd probably request a break for health reasons so there wouldn't be any expectation of me streaming while I was away.
So if Gura's in Japan, it's unlikely she'll stream until she gets back.

>incident

>>39799644
oh no not the default vpn location incident

Going to Japan and focusing on your health aren't mutually exclusive contrary to schizo belief.

I chummed hard to Shion's Christmas ASMR, please return before I stray any farther my love.

>>39799616
she is supposed to be part of the new year's countdown stream with other members retard

>>39799695
Shion is Gura approved. You're fine.

>>39799726
>stream
It's a "live"

>>39799695
>this has to be a member stream, but I'll check anyway
>it's public
Shion I kneel

>>39799644
fuck off retarded anti schizo
she would naver make all that shit up for such a retarded reason

>>39799483
>ofcourse Gura wants to go
She didn't. Last time she talked about it she said that she had to go, and that it was only for work, not for fun. She didn't sound excited at all. Watch streams retard.

Just a reminder that Gura sang this.

>>39800253
DAMN BRAT

>>39800208
Gura wants to go without the specter of health reasons haunting her.

>>39799686
Fucking bullshit, if she's taking time off from streaming because of health reasons then that's most likely because of stress and I can hardly think of anything more stressful for Gura than a JP trip.

>>39800666
It's most likely because of her undisclosed health problems. Stress is a disclosed health problem.

>You wish for a Gura gf for a day
>to your surprise the wish is granted, but...
Would you anon?

>>39800885
Fuck her. She's asking for it.

>>39800885
If that's Gura in every way other than appearance, yes.

>>39800885
horse pussy? big deal

lazy whore

>>39800208
dumb schizo

>>39801157
but enough about your mother

>>39801274
heh

>>39801432
Fucking stinky brats need correction!!!!!!

Gura and Shion. Scissoring.

>>39799679
I'm the one who made that default NordVPN location post about the strawpoll thing....what, a week ago? I've seen it used a few times since. I actually have a confession to make, the truth about that is that it's the truth but I was mostly just fishing to see if there was anyone left who even remembered that Gura does use a VPN and it came up once or twice long before the summer. Signs point to maybe, I think some of you are still here but the ones who would have bit probably got fed up and left a while ago because the threads are constantly so shit.

Don't let shitposting and bait distract you from the fact that Gura's got her head TRAPPED in Lui's PLUMP thighs RIGHT NOW in Japan

>>39802004
Nigger it's not in doubt she's said she uses a vpn.

>>39802072
That is what I said, yes.

>>39802004
I know she uses a VPN. I've been here so long that my brain automatically just skips over most shitposts. I don't bite anything I just hornypost mostly nowadays.

>>39802004
I'm not here 24/7 but I still check the thread. There's not really anything to discuss right now while she's on break anyway.

>>39802222
>I've been here so long that my brain automatically just skips over most shitposts
This is me except I toy with shitposters if I'm bored sometimes.

>>39802290
stop that

I have chores to do but I'm not doing them. I'm just like Gura.

Who did this

>>39803017
>Maintain regular and predictable attendance

>>39803017
>Tractor supply
fitting

>>39803060
Your oshi isn't streaming because she's busy selling tractor parts

mmmmm need strwbeery

>>39803017
I'm glad someone is having a giggle, but I hate these overpaid do nothing faggots like you would not believe. Every year, some new acronym for customer service that corporate wants us to take seriously in some vain attempt to make us care about our customers beyond hoping they get run over in the parking lot. t.wagie, as if it wasn't obvious.

>>39803172
Imagine all the fruits she's buying during her break. Her room is like a gas chamber right now. 5lbs of strawberries and 30 apples in her little tummy T o T

>>39803332

>>39803332

You guys get your dino Gura tracking information too?

>>39803599
The current estimated delivery is Thu Dec 29 by End of Day.

>>39803599
Yeah, arriving on Friday

>>39803265
I care about the nice customers. It's only the other ones I want to get run over in the parking lot.

>>39803599
Yeah mine should be here tomorrow

>>39803599
Yup, estimated for Friday but tracking says it's one city over so maybe tomorrow

>>39803599
ye

what's the probability of Gura is in Japan right now?

>>39803777
zero

>>39803777
I’d say low but not zero

>>39803777
2%

>>39803599
Yeah a couple days ago but I didn't notice cause I don't check my email. Thanks for the reminder.

>>39803777
Pretty high. She said she was going to go and her health problems were already affecting her streaming hours in Nov/Dec.

GURA IS IN THE BAHAMAS AAAAAAAAAA

I think Gura should stay away from Shion. Witches aren't real, and neither is magic. That delusional girl is a bad influence.

>>39804078
Sharks aren't real either

>>39804096
???

>>39804096
They are real in my mind.

>>39803599
nyo

>>39804019
Based Gura setting up a shell company for tax evasion.

>>39799679
VPNs default to the nearest, fastest location. Not to a specific country. That would be stupid.

>>39803599
>You guys get your dino Gura tracking information too?
Mine's weird, it keeps updating every minute and is getting closer and closer.

>>39804432
I've used NordVPN and that's not how it works. At least not when I used it a year ago.

I don't want to go back to work tonight! I just want Gura!

>>39804432
>>39804577
You don't know what kind she used. She might have her very own that only she uses. Sweden has strong privacy laws from what I've heard, so it would make sense for her to choose one in that country if she had one. NordVPN also gives you the option of routing your connection from one server to another. The first one could be in the US, and the one on the end could be in Sweden. There is no point in speculating.

The real question is why would you use strawpoll when Youtube has built in poll features. Gura you're retarded.

>>39804811
Because the polls on youtube suck.

imagine being Gura and going your entire life feeling invisible to men until there’s suddenly a small army of 15,000 NEET’s who would risk death to smell your feet

What strawpoll? Have I missed something is it just threadshitters making up stuff again?

>>39805023
The strawpoll during the WWE stream newfag.

Gura can barely contain her uncontrollable libido for a single stream even with 5 max strength vibrators in her cunny, 1 in her butthole, and 2 on each of her tiny nipplets

I wish Gura didn't use a VPN so there wouldn't be such a bad chat delay. Although I think all the EN girls use a VPN while streaming. Ame talked about how it adds a delay and I can notice how she responds much faster when she reads my messages.
>inb4 Ame schizo says yellow whore

>>39805182
it’d be dangerous not to use a VPN sadly

Remember the kino...

I'm too horny for Gura

>>39805261
Did you have a good meal yet today anon?

>>39805261
At this point I just assume anyone saying 2020 was kino is a shitposter.

>>39805251
Tell that to Ame. She said she's not using a VPN at one point in this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRZcABV8mDg

>>39805327
Gura’s autists are significantly higher power level

>>39805299
eating now thanks gura

>>39799644
reminder that antis waited several months to pick this rrat again until people forgot gura went to visit ame the very next day after the WWE stream

>>39805308
I'm just saying those watchalongs were kino, I really liked her choices for movies, all of those are good

>>39805343
(And there’s more of them)

>>39805390
i liked the zombie movie watch along a lot, I’m surprised that stuff didn’t do more views

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>39805436
Watchalongs are a debuff, never be surprised at them not doing numbers.

Gura is a sexual creature.

>>39805486
people will really watch 5 hours of block game and refuse to watch Gura comment over kino

>>39805182
A VPN has nothing to do with chat delay. That's on youtube loading messages slowly. When he latency settings are correct there have been plenty of streams where I send something unique and hear it 5-6 seconds later.

Watchalongs of good movies like The Thing, Princess Bride or Halloween are better than anime watchalongs and better than streams of many shitty games

I fucking love watchalongs

>>39805579
the games wouldn’t be that bad but I don’t like rhythm games which are the only one she’s super talented at. The stereotypical Gura game needs to have less mechanics than clicking through a visual novel

>>39805523
For me with Ame that goes down to 2-3 secs. I know VPNs don't add much latency relative to the whole pipeline so I don't get what's going on there. It probably isn't VPN related.

>>39805654
it is kinda funny when she gets so pissed at the hard games that she loses character and/or her voice changes though

>>39805624
I don't care what anyone says but I'd love to sit and laugh at funny random bideos with Gura. Peak imouto experience

>>39805654
I like it when she plays a babby game like kirbo

>>39805661
If you're experiencing large delays from chat while ultra low latency is on it's very likely an issue on your end. It has happened but I found it to be rare for any of Gura's streams to have more than a complete 10+ second delay from sending a message to it being read. Those are the days when chat is usually delayed on her end though, and that's more likely from youtube's chat being shit rather than a vpn

>>39805579
I want more anime watchalongs, fuck your shitty movies.

>>39805834
yeah who am I kidding I’d watch Gura stream paint on the wall drying, I don’t expect or want her to be some super good gamer

>>39805941
Anime watchalongs fucking suck, always. No holo has ever had good anime watchalongs.

>>39805977
Gura had one. Sorry about your shit fucking taste. She needs to do a bocchi watchalong or something, she'd like it.

>>39805997
she could at least do something the boomers in the audience would like, like “revolutionary girl utena”

>>39805965
she's actually seems like a pretty good game for how little experience she seems to have had in the past. mechanically she might be the best in EN (low bar) but her attitude is the most self defeating, childish, quitter bullshit I've ever seen. She'd be good at games if she wanted to be but she doesn't care

>>39806047
Ponytail Gura... My beloved

>>39806087
I tilt pretty hard whenever I play stuff like hollow knight, and I’ve always found it easy to forgive vices and problems that I myself have so it doesn’t bother me too much

>>39806047
Ill take all of them, they're all so fucking cute

>>39806047
Short hair Gura is made for rough sex.

>>39804769
>>39804577
Then why did she pretend that the website wasn't working after the first poll? She said she wanted to show the poll results on stream for the matches but clearly stopped using strawpoll the second she became aware that it said it was created by an anonymous user from Sweden. She even panicked and immediately deleted the link in chat as soon as she realized and ended up switching to Youtube's polling feature.

>>39806047
top row and bunbuns and braids are way better than everything else here

>>39806406
maybe she didn't want people speculating like you are?

>>39806406
>all this headcanon
gura visited ame the very next day btw

>>39806468
It was actually 4 days later but whatever

>>39806489
Wanna show us the stream dates?

>>39806489
nope, it was 2 days before the callins

What do timeloops smell like?

>>39799695
how'd you chum to that? That wasn't ASMR, she just talked for an hour and a half. Nothing to chum to. Disappoint.

>>39806579
I'm immune to them by now, so nothing really.

>>39806549
16th for WWE and 20th for birthday call ins but like I said, whatever I am not even interested in discussing ancient "yabs"

I just want to know what the fuck is going on with Japan, all the girls are there and surely it is a prerequisite for holofes so she HAS to be going despite the illness announcement right?
They are not going to remote record her again this year whilst doing it in house for everyone else

>>39806579
like the melancholy of gawr gura

>>39806658
Go post this in global or the catalog. Gura isn't there and won't be there for weeks if not months.

>>39806658
If she's there how mad would you be?

>>39806767
Not him, but I'd be pretty fucking mad that she lied to us before being placated after 30 seconds of hearing her voice.

>>39806658
she had a kara inbetween and ame and gura both talked about meeting a day before the calllins btw, also she's not in japan other ENS would have slipped up already

>>39806658
It really doesn't matter if she's there or not.
It doesn't change the fact that whatever she is going through be it physical or mental, major or minor, tt was enough to make her feel incapable of putting up a good stream.

>>39806767
Mad? I want her to come back asap if she is well enough to go get the Japan stuff out of the way that suggests she will be returning to streaming too also, I would be happy.

>>39806658
Idk, does hololive even announce anything anymore? I don't try to follow what they do anymore.

>>39806468
>>39806549
>>39806552
NTA, but
The WWE stream was on the 15th at 8:00 PM, https://holodex.net/watch/mNq4d4vpe0I which is when the strawpoll thing happened.
She did an unarchived 4 million subs stream on the 16th at 8:00 PM https://holodex.net/watch/onN6jLXrUZY
Then she did the birthday countdown stream on the 19th at 8:00 PM https://holodex.net/watch/u7EWIbzTKAY
She was clearly with Ame for the birthday countdown stream because the AmeSame karaoke stream was only 2 hours later https://holodex.net/watch/oTcuzkiU-XE

However there was 70 hours between the end of the stream on the 16th and the stream on the 19th. That's plenty of time to travel from the place in the poll to the west coast of the US.

>>39805375
>The next day
>>39806854

>>39806854
come back when you have some feet pics or something, this entry level stalking is a little boring

>>39806883
It's funny how he's revealing he didn't watch any of the streams he's talking about.

>>39806840
yeah the offcollab with no warning brings back memories of the myth offcollab arc, I should get around to watching that maybe some information about Japan is in there

wife's wife's feet?

>>39806942
what else is new
>>39806978
gonna suck em

>>39806978

>>39806854
unless ame lied too, and I doubt they can both keep the story straight, gura was with her the day before, on the 18th, that's like 40h and I doubt gura plans well enough to pull it off

pretty funny how the offcollab throws such a big wrench into your shitty cuck rrats

>>39806978
*crying eyes*

I don't think Gura would just travel all over the world without telling us.

I hope we get a new years tweet. Maybe some artists will make more hot bunny Gura fanart that she can like/retweet.

>>39807063
really? I got tea with her in Baku recently

Sharkwife panties status?

>>39807063
it's absolutely laughable, specially considering the massive amount of jetlag that she should have if she did

>>39807063
She absolutely would, I don't know why you're questioning this. We only found out an airport security guy made her cry because it made an interesting story to tell on stream.

>>39807092
That's a nice shark rump...

>>39807008
I'm not trying to make rrats. I'm just pointing out that there was a large gap between the 16th and the 19th. Everyone always says there wasn't even though there clearly was.
Sorry.

>>39795009
lick

>>39807114
damp

>>39807155
perfect amount of fat dear lord what a woman

>>39807092
There's a good chance of a champagne cybersex stream. Not necessarily a return stream, just a little lovey dovey rubby intermission.

>>39807114
soiled and she refuses to do her laundry

>>39807165
That isn't a large gap. Nobody travels like that unless you're a felon, the US military, or an economic overlord.

>>39807063
chumbud she doesn't even tell us when the public live streams are gonna be

>>39807147
>gura has been to an airport before
>therefore she circumnavigated the globe in the span of 2 days
yeah.... no

>>39807008
Could you link when Ame said that or at least give a timestamp?
It would help a lot.

>>39807292
yes she did bro, Stockholm -> Baku -> Tehran -> Cape Town -> Rio de Janeiro -> San Francisco

>>39807330
At least pretend like you watch streams, holy shit. I'm usually the guy asking for timestamps and even I remember that one.

>>39807292
The flight time from that place to the West coast of the US is 12 hours.

>>39807063
She "told" us in the same way tako's got told Ina would go to Japan
They were caught off guard when Mel leaked it because they thought she was off for sickness and I imagine the same thing is going to happen to us when she reveals she has been there at some point in her sickness break.

>>39807273
add like 4-6 hours of commute and irport waiting and that's a 20h trip in like the 48hr she had available, plus her stream should have ended at like 4am if she was there, no way flights are available at that time
or
or
gura pressed a single button on her VPN

>>39807452
Yeah, that's probably going to happen. I do think she's sick for real right now though.

>>39807430
have you ever traveled outside your mudhut before? 12 hr flight is like a 20 hr trip from everything before and after it, not to mention the preparation time and the jetlag, and preparation for the stream the day after, and sleeping

>>39807452
The only thing takos had to be surprised about was that she was in Japan. Ina said that she was feeling better and she'd be visiting friends and family at the end of the year.

>>39807520
ye im sure she used vpn through sweden kek

>>39807452
I don't even watch ina and I knew she was going to japan since october, those "takos" are casual af

Ass? Fat.
Tail? Fat.
Titties? Flat.
My kind of shark.

>>39807660
Ever heard of NORD VPN? You think Gura doesn't use a VPN at all times?

>>39807660
unironically yes, probably to play on EU servers

>>39807607
Ina only made that members post a couple of days before Mel leaked she had met her iirc, also she had been in Japan for week(s) at that point.
Gura also technically told us because she mentioned they wanted her to go and she would "make herself available" if they needed her. Of course the sickness announcement came after that but it still counts as being told.

I want to believe she wasn't at a different computer despite all the texture packs in her Minecraft being uninstalled because the next time she played Minecraft all her texture packs were still uninstalled. She'd have to be a really manipulative person to go that far and uninstall them if it originally was because she was at a different computer. I don't think Gura is like that.

I wish she would do another WWE stream and show she still has all the data from the last stream.

>>39807669
We "knew" Gura was going to Japan since November. I'll still be shocked when we find out she's actually there.

>>39807728
are you retarded? its just a name, doesnt force you to use sweden gateway

Are these mentally ill hours?

You guys are all dumb. Gura showed up with strawberries, which stained her dress because she held them on the plane trip. So she flew from USA to USA because otherwise those strawberries would have to go through customs.

>>39807806
She showed up with period blood on her skirt, retard.

>>39807750
Anon, no one believes a post that starts with “I want to believe.” It’s an immediate flag that you’re a shitposter and you actually believe all the stuff you are spewing out in your following paragraph

>>39807755
it's not the same, ina made it clear she was going during her break

>>39807789
no that’s 9-5pm burger time during non holiday periods

>>39807728
In Ame's recent Geoguesser stream, she said that using a VPN isn't good for streaming.

>>39807786
It defaults to there. I checked myself when the 'yab' happened. There's also other reasons to use Sweden as your location.

>>39795009
>still up
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE CHUMBUDS I KNEEL

>>39807848
probably fucking tasty I wish she had auctioned the skirt. I could do 10k I think

>>39807855
also reminder that gura said before she just picks VPN locations at random

>>39807854
And Gura said she uses a VPN

>>39807849
I don't think there's anything wrong with saying you want to believe in others.
You can't ever know anyone 100%, but I think Gura is worth trusting.

>>39807855
Im using one and it sure doesnt, stop making shit up

Not enough coomerbuds itt. I guess I'll go tend to my dorfs...

>>39807943
>All VPNs default to the same place

>>39807855
Auto connect on nordvpn defaults to the fastest gateway closest to you as of this version I am currently using. I don't give a fuck about this whole digging up of the old poll drama but I will just say that. Now I am going to go and play some games because this thread is getting too schizo

>>39808037
depends if you click quick connect or not

check this shit out

>>39807967
Cumbuds are resting right now, they'll be back as soon as their coom power is charged again.

Can we be done scraping the bottom of the barrel for stuff now?

>>39807967

>>39808123
nothing to do but coom or doom anon

>>39808125
seggs with giantess gura

>thread fine for days
>hurrrr let me bring up shit from half a year ago
You can tell he really misses Gura/chumbuds

>>39808170
sex with smol Gura who can barely fit your fingers inside her

>>39808152
I choose
choose to coome

>>39807750
I just assume that everyone thinking the worst is either taking the piss or someone who has never travelled that far before, as someone who actually has travelled multiple times between continents the idea of gura seemlessly doing so in like 2 days is completely laughable to me

>>39808152
Coom is always the right option

>>39808170
Fags here are arguing over a stupid rrat with nuclear levels of retardedness when the real mystery in front of us here is why the fuck is she moving like that???

>>39808190
Not enough Gura in Japan bites maybe?

Gura is literally the perfect woman and deserving of worship

The important thing is that Gura confirmed she's not cheating on us, her darling husbands, and she's probably going to stay with us forever.

>>39808279
She is trying to tease you anon, she wants you to insert your peepee in her cuncun.

>>39808190
More people confirmed in Japan stirred him up a bit

>>39795075
>>39803642
>>39803657
>>39803705
>>39808236
rubrubrubrubrub
>>39803599
Will be a while before I get mine because my roommate also wanted a bread dog.

i don't want gura to be massive i want her normal size and me to be shrimp size

>>39808348
"Bro, she's literally perfect"
~ Some weirdo getting ghosted by an alcoholic

>>39808279
Atlanteans are very sexual people
>>39808355
True, she did confirm she's never been seen naked outside of family and doctors.

has anyone ever made a song where there are gura voice clips and she's saying stuff but also miku is singing? I think gura would like that a lot. it would e like she is doing a duet

>>39808434
enjoy your Truman show relationship with 3DPD while I journey to the heart of the human condition

>>39808434
Cute he came out from lurking

>>39808434
Who’s your oshi and why aren’t they entertaining enough for you?

>>39808434
>ghosted
should have tried that before christmas bro

How does this image make you feel?

>>39808523
It's (You) silly

>>39808554
lustful

>>39808554
need to thicken her up for the coming years

>>39808554
Headpats only.

>>39808558
Fuck that, I’m tired of being all these weirdos oshi. They should have the decency to send me a supa at some point

>1

>>39808554
Gonna fix her diet and nurture her back to health.

>>39808740
only if you post an audio recording of yourself throwing up senpai

>>39808442
Honestly she made a huge effort to stop us from getting jealous, so I'm gonna be her boyfriend and pray her health issues heal.

>>39808442
wtf? I can save her bros she can’t die without orgasming

Kill me.

>>39808775
I can't tell if that Gura is naked or not

>>39808775
Sick Gura was supremely cute that stream

>>39808554
Look I am really desperate for cybersex and that image isn't helping.

>>39808523
Gura and not streaming

microwave pizza is yummy

>>39808554
Idk b-but I'm feeling s-something alright...

>>39808915
>file.png
How long did it take you to find a crying Gura?

>>39808904
If you watch the video it's from, it is naked.

>>39807063
She has been flying across the Atlantic for over 2 years and hasn't told us about it though...

>>39808981
2 seconds, but i had to wait to finish banging my wife to reply

honestly I think Gura will be fine unless she eventually marries a black guy, I could see that playing out like the Bjork incident

>>39809116
She can't marry a black guy because she is already married to me.

>>39809099
theres only room for one king in this thread anon (me, the king of /ggg/)

The OP pic hasn't been deleted yet?
Nice

>>39809224
Sorry anon but that's actually me. (The god emperor of /ggg/)

Gura squirting

>>39809185
>>39809224
I posted these

I LOVE GURA
I HOPE SHE EVENTUALLY GETS OVER WHATEVER INSECURITIES HAVE PREVENTED HER FROM CONSUMMATING REAL RELATIONSHIPS IRL, JUST LIKE HER OSHIS IN THIS THREAD

>>39809116
All Bjork accomplished was killing himself.

>>39806854
I know i'm a bit late, but thhis guys a fucking faggots that wants to be cucked and guzzle semen out of roast beef vadge kek.

>>39809339
Not until after she's done with Hololive, which hopefully isn't for another 10 years
After that she can do that

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiuC_CaObbI

>>39809339
I don't think she wants to, she's happy with her chumbies.

>>39809397
she’ll be like 40 by then dude, she needs to start dating people soon or she really will end up marrying one of her psychotic oshi’s

>>39809453
Sorry wrong link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpLgBprqLI

https://youtu.be/w5IDuM98LpM?t=4289

>>39809459
Gura will marry Miku just like that Japanese salary man did.

>>39809339
>>39809459
>HER OSHIS IN THIS THREAD
tourist

>>39809459
Not to worry, I will marry Gura once that time comes

>>39809574
I WANT TO GO BACK

Can someone tell this brat that she's supposed to wipe her cun and butthole with toilet paper after she goes potty and not just let it all soak into her panties?

>>39809358
I don't. I just want to trust her.
But I don't want other anons to lie either, because it makes me feel alone.

>tfw more sexually experienced then Gura
now I just need to become a multi millionaire and I might be able to make eye contact…

>>39809689
can you kill yourself?

>>39809737
Calm down bro

>>39809453
Another good version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLR7s8Rq7Dw

>>39809689
>implying she hasn't fashioned a diaper out of her sailor moon shirt by now

>>39809776
Oh God, what I'd pay to get my hands on one of Gura's makeshift diapers...

Gura's cun belongs to me

>>39809527
I've been listening to this for 10 minutes now and I kinda like it. Am I autistic?

>>39809725
just be a patientchad and believe in her. Goom while trusting her to reinforce that trust. Cuckrats are pushed by falseflagging faggots that want you to hate gura, and if you want to believe them over your wife you might as well give up now and just gobble shit covered man dick like a faggot. Stop theorizingg dumb bullshit without full evidence. It makes you look like a fuckin poofter.

>>39809918
that just means you like classical music you fuckin nerd

>>39809899
no, she belongs to ME. Meet me at the playground after school to settle this faggot

>>39809453
No one is left. Everything’s gone. Kharak is burning.

Op still not deleted? Have Jannies become based?

My nostrils are dry and cracking but I walked 3.3 miles for my beloved sharkwife today, gonna try saline nasal spray.

>>39810366
Nice, the runners high you get from running anything more than 3 miles is really pleasant if you want a goal to work towards

>>39810444
I used to jog about 6mph for an hour. Never got runners high even though I felt like dying by the end.

Gura the panty stainer
Gura the diaper soiler
Gura the bedwetter

>>39809453
It probably would suit Gura's play style at all, but holy shit would I kneel if she played Homeworld.

Gura is a child...

>>39810616
gotta run faster and harder for longer brah

>>39810616
Try HIIT.

I wish Gura would commit to liking horny fanart every time she masturbates instead of only sometimes.

>>39810816
I won’t be satisfied until she livestreams the entire act

>>39810816
i would take the inner soles out of her shoes and suck on them.

>>39810816
She should do what Matsuri does. Like lewd art and unlike it a short while later so she doesn't get in trouble with management.

Succy succy~

>>39810847
imagine how adorably loud her orgasm noises are

>>39811018
I don't need to imagine.

>>39811078
probably like the hyperventilating noises she always makes but turned up by an order of magnitude

Great I need to goom again, thanks.

>>39809991
Anon... look at which post he was replying to...

>>39811235
try to last a bit longer this time if you want to have any chance in the oshi battle royal of 2027

>>39810886
or do what haachama does, like the lewd art and do a lewd art review stream where she rubs her cunny

>>39811078
this never fails to give me a boner. i fucking love her voice

>>39811235
Same. I really need to goom but I'm at work right now. Very frustrating...

>>39811398
must be very frustrating to have all that pent up energy that you can’t do anything with

>>39811442
Stop teasing him Gura

>>39811398
That sounds very frustrating, sorry to hear that anon.

>>39811507
Gura has better things to do than sit around and read what her simps have to say, like taking luxurious baths all day long

>>39811796
hnnnnnnnnngh

>>39811398
That's really unfortunate. I hope you don't do anything that might get you fired.

>>39811902
Are you feeling ok anon? Something wrong?

>>39811796
Brat...

Buds.... I miss her so much.
Is there nothing planned at all for the next days? have I missed anything after the Snow Alation release and the sock puppet video? Kiara said they were going to release more covers but not when, unless I missed it.

>>39812009
Just dust and echoes.

>>39812009
she’s not gonna do anything for a couple months anon, they wouldn’t have made a formal announcement otherwise

>>39812079
*at least a couple months

>>39812009
I'm training myself to have no Gura until the fest

>>39812009
Mario Kart tourney? New years karaoke relay?
Have either of these things been officially cancelled since her announcment (her participation I mean)