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I love Ina!
Moom soon?
>>39762468>had to go back a monthIt was better back then...
rrat
So, when is Laplus returning? She hasn't said a word in 3 weeks and none of the other HoloX members have talked about it.
>>39762540She's gone?
i love towa
>>39761827room meply
You guys are going to behave this thread right?
noel + pet hamster + anus
>>39762555Since December 5th, yeah. She couldn't even appear in the live segments of the HoloX anniversary show.
>>39762452Always. If today was the day she flew back in though, not as soon as you hope.
Is this real?
I love Towa banana.
>>39762595Nyaturally!
>>39762595Get over here and provide comfort for us, hag.
I love this samurai so much
>>39762599For whatever reason I thought she was back since the 23rd.
>>39762356Hey, me too!
>>39762596Remmiwinkusu-san...
>>39762594Look at how flat she is. Holy fuck that's hot.
>>39762540>no one in HoloX has mentioned when she's coming back>no one in the rest of Hololive has mentioned when she's coming back>anons here will definitely know, and I'm definitely not trying to rile them up!
>>39762540her dog died and her back hurts
>>39762595Maybe you should stay here and keep watch
>>39762611No, it is a three dimensional projection of Sana's soul.
>>39762594
So I take it Kiara is already flying out to Japan at the moment? Idk what else her nerves are about
>>39762576
>>39762557>>39762594It's pretty easy with bustier holos, but could you survive off of THE kanataso's boob sweat?
>>39762540You're so desperate to bait Laplus hate it's embarrassing
>>39762707PLEASE understand he's made it his entire personality
>>39762696That's just regular sweat...
>we /hlg/ nowoh the turntables
If kronii didn't run over her kitten we'd have gotten the outfit a week ago. Food for thought.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love and miss my Ina and I'm happy she's hanging out with her senpai!
>>39762635You'd think that Cover would keep her fans updated and release a timeframe for her return. She's one of the most popular holos.
Fuck, I missed the sockpuppet concert. How was it
When I wake up there better not be any new fucking threads okay?
Kronii love! Super excited for the outfit reveal!
>>39762530They averaged over 5 streams a day (not counting covers, shorts, and rebroadcasts) last week during one of the lowest points of activity the branch has ever had. People see one or two slow days and act like it's the end of the world
https://twitter.com/lunatan_nanora/status/1607919618672447489KFP SUIT UP
>>39762620Nyow we're talking!>>39762622>>39762639Nyo, I have to play more Hades while waiting for Koyori Pokemon and Kaela FIFA.
I love Mori!
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607919404284628992??
>>39762768But we don't want to fuck dogs h-
>>39762792Kino
>>39762684post the room review soundpost
>>39762795I like that they changed the clock type. A digital clock would be nice next
The rat. Tell me about it. Why do you wish to 'mating press' her?
>>39762792kino and increasingly deranged
>>39762819she is dreading the japan trip
Goo-cha! This here’s a stick-up, Partner! Hand over all your Georges and no one gets hurt!
>>39762781You support a serial rapist just because she's cute?
>>39762819Now Kiara is dying too... Great
>>39762811You can play hades while getting fucked.
>>39762819she sounded stressed at the end of the stream, I don't know what's going wrong irl
>>39762819EN3 is debuting soon.
I think Holo X and ID3 need new costumes.
>>39762819what the fuck?
TKMR Love
>>39762811Well, you better not completely forget about us, or else.
>>39762867tripping is indeed quite stressful
>>39762829I wish I could fuck a dog....
>>39762800Usually it happens during hours when most of them wouldn’t be streaming as well.
moom soon
>>39762819Fauna's been openly stressed too, what the fuck is going on at Cover?
i'm thinking festivaluna is back
Why do faggots always post pictures of anime women when they're ERPing with each other?
>>39762811Hades nuts comin' atcha
What should I drink?
>>39762811Nyow why would an Oni also have cat ears? That's ridiculous.
ENs for this feel?
>>39762819Probably nervous from the sheer amount of girls she's about to meet
>>39762534Cute
>>39762611it was
>>39762819she really sounded weird before ending the stream
>>39762940She got it from her mama!
>>39762869Someone should do something...he's got a gun!
>>39762955was unmasking chloe a mistake?
>>39762962sex
>>39762926Must be performance review time.
>>39762869
>>39762819From what we know - she may not be feeling well again right before she leaves for Japan. Or it could be something that we don't know.
>>39763012Kiara's getting fired for not streaming enough
>>39762790A-about what?
EN3 doko?
>>39762988Nyaruhodo...
>>39762561This is fucking epic.I don't know much about them, but i feel like that gen has a lot of really cool lore.>giant flying aircraft carriers>dragons>lancer knightsSee what I mean, that's just really cool
EN3 announcement in 45 minutes
>>39762819>>39762926You can call me schizo, but I feel something very bad is brewing at Cover. And very soon we'll know about it, and we won't like it.
Gentlemen. There are females in this thread right now. Do NOT panic.
>>39763130ogey schizo
>>39762819sorry I got carried away and didn't pull out in time during the stream, thats why she was stressed towards the end.
>>39762819>>39762867>>39762976>>39762982>>39763027ok so most PROB is the trip to japan. she said a date? did she already record 4fes?
>>39763134Sorry that's just me.I'll go shower.
>>39762819you'd be nervous if you were about to meet all that japanese pussy tbf
>>39762976>>39763184This is not the first time for her. She wouldn't panic about it.
>>39762790I can't promise
>>39763118Laplus probably has some of the most in depth lore out of any Holo that's debuted to date, not even including all the stuff their entire gen had from that Shonen Jump episode that I still need to read
So... you guys come here often?
>>39763134I'm freaking out, man.
>>39762819She knows she won’t be able to sit down after she meets up with Mori
>>39762833The >why are indonesians like this? one? I can't find it for some reason
>>39763105Pretty safe to say that it's not happening at this point. 2022 is almost over and nobody has even said a word about a new EN gen.
I miss Fauna. I hope she has a good lesson/break day. See you all in 3 hours because I'm literally incapable of sleeping through the night anymore.
>>3976323618 hours a day, 7 days a week
>>39763267meds
>>39763253It was a small compilation of a few rooms, I don't remember the name
>>39762819so my guess is that she's just overwhelmed because>the many dates she planed with the other girls>the mystery project she'll be doing there>the streams she wants to do there>hotels, flights>fear of things going wrong>leaving her catsunderstandable
>>39763219Have you seen the list of senpai's she's meeting in a short period of time? Including Ayame mind you, besides she actually openly admitted to being nervous about meeting everyone
Return to nature!
>Everyone's excited for Fire Emblem and Armored Core 6 streams>I'm over here by myself excited to watch Sora playing the new Story of Seasons game
>>39762819Brotori, please comfort your sister…
Is Kobo the moe blob of hololive?
>>39763349Why are soratomo so cute?
>>39762819She's likely stressed for her upcoming trip and all the stuff she has planned.
>>39763179Suffocate me with your pits
>>39763130the only thing i find bad about cover is that as a halfway decent company, it should say what the base salary + benefits are. i have never applied (after finishing my studies) without having that data before applying for a job. big red flag, although it must be something from the JP culture.
>>39763162She only said that she will be recording the new years concert so far
>>39762869ť̴͂ͧͧ͋s̿ͪͨ͗͊̄͟m̒u̶ͤ̓ͣ̎j̄ͬ̓g̸ͩͣ̐̑g̑el͋ͣ̈̉͋͆ͯ ͧ̍ğ̨Ǒ̑̔͐͆̚rͣ̍̉̒uͪ̄̂͊̎͜ðͫ̎ͣ̓ͫ̇͋͟in ̓̚m̌ͮͤ͑ͧ̓ͨu͆̍ͩ̃f̒͒̾̂ơ̈͐k ͛ͪ͊̇͛͠nn̛ͫ̊̆ͬͧ͊a͐̃ͩ̊̋̃͝dͣ͊̓̓̃̇̄͘nͧ͡Ā͒̇͜r͋̀uͩ͑̈́̒t̽̀̈́t̵̎̃ͩ̊á͒̔̏l̏s͒̐͋̍a͌̏ͮ͗ͫt̓̎́͆̍͗r̂͌̉̌àj̈ͪ̀H̢́ͭ͋ͤ̏r̔̎ͨůͪ̑ͮ̔ͬttͨ͒̿̆á̃ͫȓͦͦ̏dͮ͐ͩͭ͒̚̕rͬͮ͜ad̓ͧ̃͂͐n͐A͒̆̐̍
https://youtu.be/YsF5yk-UzLI?t=1847https://youtu.be/YsF5yk-UzLI?t=1847She's so fucking cute
How will you react once EN3 drops in 39 minutes?
>>39762819I fucking hate vagueposting so much
>>39763364she's not even the moeblob of her gen
>>39763130Can't I have a single day go by without some fucking doomsayer trying to treat it like the endtimes? Or schizoing about my oshi?Why does it always have to be a negative speculation
>>39763438>Wow I hope the mammoth girl is a hag with a stupid accent.
>>39763349Don't forget the DD2 streams!
>>39763438Just let it go. EN is never getting any new debuts. Look forward to JP7 in January though.
>>39763389ohhh very short time, it is understandable
>>39763163Shuddup brotori
>>39763349I want Sora to tell me all about her Story of Seasons game after I get done fucking her brains out
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>39762819tell her to stop eating sugar
>>39762819>I'm so nervous about X please help>won't tell you thoughWoman moment
>>39762819>plans one billion things at the same time>starts panicking when she realizes it'll be hard to handle everythingwoman moment
>>39763505Now that I think about ya she's probably going to fly there and IMMEDIATELY record her part in time for the concert, ya that sounds stressful
>>39763565>be retarded>assume shit you know nothing about and act like it's factanon moment
>>39763468>Why does it always have to be a negative speculationGood things never happen. You should always expect the worst possible thing to happen in any interaction so that you cannot be disappointed.
>>39763540She's asking for support, not help
>>39763388Cover is also halfway through becoming a public company (they have an opening for an IPO specialist), and that doesn't sound good.
>>39763541thank you
Let me play you a song.
>>39763540>please helpLiterally who are you quoting
>>39763230>Shonen Jump episodeDamn, I didn't even know about that.Yeah man, I love the lore. I wish holos would lean into it more sometimes. Thank you for telling me about it!When I become a chuuba, I will be very reliant on lore :D
>>39763540She's perfect and highly wifeable.
>>39763364No that's 100% Ayame.
>>39763388>i have never applied (after finishing my studies) without having that data before applying for a job. big red flagyou havent applied for many jobs then
I'm going to watch Kaela in 30 minutes. Not joking
>>39763524There are better things in life than having sex. Like watching girls be cute, playing video games and making fun jokes.
You have a boyfriend that is also a gun
I imagine Kaela would smell sour. Like not the rancid sour, but the type you would smell from a freshly-cut grapefruit.
>>39763343But why is she panicking NOW? She won't have her first meetings with the senpais until January. I'd rather bet on this: >>39763027
>>39763592Anon is a woman!
Sometimes I get horny just browsing hlgg. I blame Shiokkos for this.
>>39763703Can I exchange him for a girlfriend? She can keep the gun.
Why is Gura fucking everywhere? I'm in the middle of watching an FFXIV stream and he suddenly starts reactng to a Gura animation and chat filled up with Guras face.
>>39763703
>>39762976>Ina goes to meet up with senpai>Is fine and even sexually dominates them>Kiara returns to Japan>Is suddenly getting very nervousIsn't this backwards?
>>39763386
>>39763757>Kronii can't roll her r'sCute.
>>39763754Shork strong
What we know so far>Gura is in Japan>Ina is in Japan>Mori is in Japan>Kiara is about to head to JapanHow's Ame getting there?I'm just making up the Gura part
go to bed there will be nothing happening today
>>39763849Ame invented Japan
>>39763715What you mean why now? The moment right before a flight and it becomes real is THE moment you would start feeling most nervous. And my other theory about also meeting the girls while immediately recording her concert as well
>>39763849Ame is japan
About to watch Ame's Animal Crossing. How many heart medicines do I need to prepare?
>>39763851that's exactly what a moom who is planning an 11pm guerilla would say
>>39763849She's already in japan
>>39763851Nice try, Mumei.
>>39763851Not falling for that one again
>>39763849Japan is in Ame.
>>39763893All of them
>>39762819Eh, nothingburger.
>>39763700Nothing is better than sex retard
>>39763893It was very calming and cute. Her trying to figure out how to make Papaya the town's theme song was the highlight imo. Also another sad childhood story thrown in for good measure
wtfhttps://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1607926538036731905
>>39763977towa
>>39763761Well we don't know what Ina has been feeling or who she has met other than Mel, since it's now ok to be public about the fact that she's in Japan
>>39763933(author's note:Japan is the nickname Ame and I gave for my penis)
>>39763977Nothing is better than retard sex
Shion is the sexiest holo.
>>39763999What the fuck did festival mean by this?Why can't she math?
>>39763999Why does she know that meme
It should have been TimeRyS...
>>39764095Whoah
>*speaks in the language of gods*
>>39763649see >>39741104>>39742771>>39742979
>>39762781This but with more really and tummy licking
>IRyS almost crying last member stream>Bae having a guerilla week>Ame streaming very late seeking comfort>Kiara worried and nervous>Kronii more depressed than everseems like something is gonna happen soon...
>>39764051surely
>>39763999you stupid
>>39763700Honestly, there’s nothing better than watching a girl be cute, having fun and making jokes knowing that when she’s done You’ll be painting her insides with your baby batter
>>39764095Mori liked that one too
>>39763700A sexless hag posted this
>>39764051based
>>39764136Shut up retard
>>39763999>Kyuu to Jyuu wa tsu niiCute jew is chuuniThat"s what it means
How did we go from this....
>>39763901is Kaela basically Council now?
>>39764195to THIS
>>39763849>Mori lives in Japan>Meets up with Ina who went to Japan next>Spends over a week together>Mori leaves Japan to go home for Christmas>Ame travels to Japan>Christmas arrives and passes>Mori returns to Japan >Kiara now preparing to go to JapanThe real question is: What has Ame been doing in Japan?
>>39763999It turns out 9 + 10 = 21 is an old vine meme
>>39764095i really miss this bitch
So Fauna will stream for 3 hours before Kronii's new outfit reveal tomorrow, right?
Who here isn't in Japan?
I think Ame is really cute
>>39763777God I wish that were me
>>39764136Mumei is graduating from college...
>>39764051Gura exists
>>39764271I'm not in Japan (lie)
>>39764279This is true
>>39764298>Gura existsFunniest post in this thread lmao
>>39764240>Ame travels to JapanProofs?
>>39764298barely
>>39764136Gwobble Gumbus is sick
>>39764136You made me think Gura was dead for a second.Fuck you.
>>39762833>>39763253
I can't believe I'm about to watch someone stream FIFA.
>>39764351My uncle works at Cover's 3D studio as the motion capture device for the homos and I can confirm this
Mumei doko?
>>39764360
>>39764136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgoyMGh7MPI&t=1949
>>39764298Does she?
>>39763999https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1607917062009286658MATULI, NO!
I think Hololive is like a great sports play! You can’t just rush into the end zone, Hamstray!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1z0IypfA9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1z0IypfA9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1z0IypfA9Q
>>39764401Anon, you have a really gay uncle
>>39764367Thanks
>>39764424
I honestly feel like watching Kanata's Live again just to hear her sing Unravel again my god.
>>39764443Based
>>39764424>>39764494why does this happen every time I save one of the faggot ass %%%151235% soundpost filenames here
>>39763661after finishing college. before that I have had shity jobs that waste your time because they don't tell you the salary or even the hours. but one was young
>>39764449Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?
おやすみ~
>>39764367That "Guys, what is this" really hits hard.
>>39764449Has any Holo ever referenced watching homestarrunner?
>>39763253
>>39764367based royalty shitting on the poors
>>39764262no. she is going to do a very late stream prob.
>>39764520Why did she do this? Was it her lofty ideals that got the best of her?
>>39764126Was hoping for some Hymmnos, but this'll do
Gura's sudden health ailments are because she's been living at Matsuri's house. Under her bed. Against her wishes
>>39762863SEX
>>39764229She is a part of Neo-Council formed on Halloween
>>39764686
>>39762792Kino of the highest order
>>39764637
>>39764707yeah mumei and fauna really like her
Nine more minutes.
Lewd the friend
What can I expect from Kaela playing soccer?
>>39764229She's basically my wife
>>39764769Damn, this onyon is pretty cute. Maybe a little retarded
I see it's another sex filled day for Eddy, Marcel and Brian. Filthy whores like Fauna, Mumei and Irys fucking them raw instead of streaming.
Kaela should play 'Graduate and be my full-time housewife' with me
score some facking goals kaeler
Shhhh, Towa is trying to sleep.
https://twitter.com/lunatan_nanora/status/1607931929470599168https://twitter.com/lunatan_nanora/status/1607932008046678017Big plans from Himemori Luna
Fact: Ina is the sexiest EN
>>39764874Jay status?
Who's going to take home the trophy at the Marika tournament? Suisei or Okayu? Let's face it, everyone else is just participating for the fun of it
>>39763130>something very bad is brewing at CoverYeah, me.
>>39764136>IRyS almost crying last member streampost timestamp
>>39764874Every time I read that second name, I think of the guy from Pulp Fiction
>>39764849Kaela would never marry someone who posts a drawing with chromatic aberration.
>>39764907
>>39764914That's a boy.
I like chibi long Ela, too many ignore her height
>>39764917Deep inside gura's 'sick' pussy. His reward for fixing the pc
3 minutes until the announcement
>>39763130Gura is going to graduate, isn't she?
hehehehehehehehe
>>39764136Hey, this sounds familiar...
>>39764874Hiring twitch ethots with bfs was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJt33tYeccAutism games!
>>3976235612 days
>>39764997Sex with Sapling status?
When Mumei returns, I would like her to rant, and I would like her to whisper interesting fact ASMR to me.
>>39765028Eddy is breeding her as we speak
>>39764960There comes a point when a tail is too fat.
>>39765028Druids
>>39765057kill yourself
>>39765015Bless Botan.I wish someone in EN played Factorio.
What's Indonesian soccer and it's scene like? I frankly thought Indonesia was a make believe place until Hololive ID, no one ever talks about them.
>>39765052that poor Sapling...
>>39764953Towa when she runs out of cigarettes
TakoMori love!
>>39764961Proofs?
>>39765092Why is she seducing me?
>>39765079anon don't you ever get tired of this joke
>>39764991Announcement doko?
>>39762876Wouldn't you? She might rape you!
what's triggering councilschizo?
>>39765087>TakoMoriI don't associate with fags who call it this.
>>39765112This is the first time I've made the joke, its somebody else every other time
>>39765124me on top left
>>39764914
>>39765028
Pako-papa, YJKhttps://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1607934158583779329https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1607934158583779329https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1607934158583779329
>>39765078Saplings love watching their mommy get fucked by eddy
>>39765112>Towafag complaining about people running jokes into the groundNow that’s funny.
>>39765142Maybe he lost an argument in /#/ again.
>>39765112>joke >*cough* *cough*
>>39764914Ina and Suisei are boys and you're gay if you like themI'm gay btw
>>39765165Who has pako been watching fuck dogs
>>39765171Wake up
Amane Kanatiddees
>>39765171Wake up what if you miss streams?
>>39764874Council should be renamed the cucking their fanbase generation
>>39765197Ame
>>39765154
>>39765171WAKE UP, IT'S TIME TO WATCH POKEMON
>>39765165wtf is wrong with you pako
>>39765112>he wants the TowadownHaha, guess it's time put down the cigarette>orphaned and adopted into a Noble Devil family>final student of a legendary devil>secret daughter of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a stacy that she not only adds every Holo to her ever-expanding harem but also the Homos>her genmates and her friend (who is an Apex goddess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer sound of her manly voice>chosen to become the master of a fat fuck named Bibi>masters and can fully control her *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a baseball cap (a better and cooler hat) and can teleport behind you>beat one of the the best APEX players of all time 1v1>just saying "konyappi" makes everybody drop their pants for her>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional yab that appeared at the last moment>is technically royalty, her biological father is the Founder and Ceo of Marlboro>breaks up budding romances between other Holos that were developing before gen 4 because everybody sucks her dick in the 4th gen onward>even the protagonists of previous gens hype her up>can get with and utterly dick down any Holo of her choosing>kills herself in a noble self sacrifice to commit the final yab but not really because an even bigger yab comes along to keep her career alive>becomes one of the strongest vtubers in the universe>has the option to cuck Pekora away from Miko, Flare away from Noel, Aqua away from Shion, etc.>now a IRL 3D version of herself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill her because he's too stacy>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's memes are about her>is Yagoo's favorite Hololive, he even goes on to call the previous Hololive members embarassing
>>39765197Well, if the HoloEN in Japan rrat has any legs...
>>39765176I heard they're trying for a second child. Good luck fauna and eddy!
>>39765148i will excuse you once out of courtesy>>39765189oh hey youre still around>>39765192towa huffing her cat with cat allergies doesn't equal a smoking joke from 3 years ago where she said donta
>>39765071Indonesia is a make believe place. It's like the European Union but for irrelevant island countries in the former Dutch East Indies.
>>39765208>>39765211>>39765231I've been awake since the Gen 4 Collab...
>>39765165Pakosun is a bit off today...offpako...
Jealous nijifags knowing we get lovingly GFE holos like Gura, Mumei, IRyS and Fauna while they are stuck watching their girls offcollab with dudes
>>39765171This is small enough to shove up my ass
ela's game won't start
>>39765277Didn't you say you were gonna watch Koyo and Kaela?
squeeb
>>39765279>naming 4 that have confirmed active bfsI'm ngmi
NA hours and cuckposting, name a better duo
>>39765097I saw her fucking Ame with a dick.
>>39765277>Since the Gen 4 collabHow are you still alive?
>>39765273>towa huffing her cat>with cat allergiesYou're not helping her case, Kenzoku
>>39765306I can watch streams in my sleep. It's my secret ability.>>39765331I MEAN GEN 5.
>>39765277I'll be contrarian and tell you to go to bed. 8 hours until ASMR
>>39765314
>>39765336I'M PULLING MY ADS
>>39765314Fauna's was literally a made up person, like didn't even exist
God I wish I was marcel in mumei's ADHD pussy
>>39765328That's more sexy than it is funny, Ina
Moom post
>>39765332it's not my fault towa's retarded
>>39765277go to sleepwe got sex for the poor soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyATLw_IHwY
I'm going to watch Kaela be bad at soccer while eating my cookies and cream pocky and drinking German brandy.
>>39765336Towa is bigger than I was led to believe
>>39765353heh
>>39765366Is that the cuckling cope now?
>>39765389THOSE ARE-
Love moom
>>39765401No I don't get what you mean
>>39765336>>39765389
Which Holo has the heaviest flow? My bet is Ayame
>>39765417in need of band-aids!
>Towafags>Shitting up threadsThey really are the worst.
https://twitter.com/vconnect_en/status/1607935729740709888
>>39765445Fauna but only when she's riding eddy
>>39765353Sounds like a load of baloney, but I'll let you off the hook as long as you don't play so much Hades tomorrow.
no streams-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2szEByan90YWTF KOYO IS REAL
>>39765432I made this post.
>>39765388...Am I allowed to listen to such a thing?
I kinda wanna pinch Ayame's nipples a little bit
>>39765478uwahsexy
>>39765470>holoxlol
>>39765401What'd she mean by that
uhhh is someone posting porn?
>>39765460>9 likeswhy can't we get good sponsorships for games that are actually alive...
Do NOT open, heimins.
>>39765401we get it irys, you get no dick
Please please please pleaes please PLEASE stop posting naked Matsuris, I do not want to have dreams about having sex with Matsuri again, she's not my oshi but she makes me so horny and I would rather have dreams about having sex with my oshi than Matsuri, it literally feels like cuckqueening right now please STOP.
>>39765449This guy is trying to provoke us into writing rape letter by letter, but the reality is the only rape we want is Towa raping us.
>>39765512no that would be bannable
So cute!
>>39765539Well who is your oshi then?
>>39765532If only she was actually this hot
>>39765557Sure is
HOLY FUCKBOTAN X SATISFACTORYhttps://youtu.be/CcJt33tYecchttps://youtu.be/CcJt33tYecchttps://youtu.be/CcJt33tYecc
zeta...
Fuck man, if you wanted more naked Matsuri, you should've just asked.
>>39765565FUBUKI.
>>39764136>ame streaming very late seeking comfortYeah, from me
>>39765594neat desu
>>39765486Of course, it will be safeTrust me
>>39765575What the heckuh, that's not how ball pens are used
>>39764136>>Ame streaming very late seeking comfortOnly real teamates know why
>>39765597
Hiring the council harlots was a mistake
>>39764136Me. I'm happening soon. With sex.
haha dude keyboardshaha dude i said a double entendre wink wink wink wink im desperate to get laid does irys off anything else of note
>>39764168post the tan one
>Ayamefriend
>>39765620Aren't they married or something just fuck them both.
>>39765680....
>>39765672she can kinda sing you know.
>>39764901This but Kiara.
>>39765672She enjoys playing sex games with Brian in her free time to vent her frustration
>>39764136Bae doing a guerilla week has nothing to do with your schizo delusions, it's just the holidays
>>39765678
>>39765700
>Ina in Japan>Gura in Japan>Sana in Japan>Mori returning soon>Kiara going to Japan>Ame packing as we speakwe're healing...
>>39765672Anime
>>39765508holox branches council holoEN branches laplus mori branches cover corp revenue numbers ccv council
>>39765672Something cute for IWyS~
>>39765672She is very cute and dumb like Hime, although Hime is probably smarter
>>39765667Hiring your mom was a mistake. Bitch gives the worst blowjobs
>>39765432Kronii's wife is so cute...
>>39764901This but all of HololiveYes, even the men, managers and Yagoo.
>>39765672how did you forget "WHY DO MY SHIPS NEVER WIN LEMME COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THE AUTHORS OF EVERY ANIME I'VE EVER WATCHED ARE RETARDS", her most common topic?
>>39765686
>>39765738still not watching holox lol
>>39765743Quiwawa
>>39765620What >>39765686 said
What's the most worthless membership in EN?
>>39765733>We're in JapanHOLY SHIT
>/hlgg/>hornyName a more iconic duo.
>>39765776Powerful
>>39765796Inas, Guras, or Kroniis
Kaela's FIFA oc's hair looks like it weighs ten pounds
>>39765796Mine>>39765808/hlgg/ and being stupid fucking retards
>>39765808a horny /hlgg/ is a good /hlgg/.Usually.
>>397657964chan Pass
guys im starting to think fauna might be a nerd
>>39765831And who are you?
twap
>>39765848proof?
>>39765848Needs wedgie correction
>>39765840That's hot
>>39765848>guys
>>39765328This is why Ame doesn't do fish tank with you Ina
Am I the only one who wants to have sex with Kaela?
>>39765848>im starting to thinkyou need to stop that
>>39765796Gura, no contest
>>39765909Is that Dante from DMC?
>>39765730thanks
>>39765934Its wing guy from Kingdom Hearts
>>39765620Weird, Fubuki isn't my oshi, but I've also had a dream where she's a cuckqueen.
Moderation really on top of things tonight I see
>>39765965Oh Vergil then
>>39765918Sorry bud but we're already having sexAlso are you the tako that keeps asking for her to play phasmo?
>>39765808Night time and no EN streams
>>39765918GSH
>>39765776
>>39765971
Stop the porn!
>>39766011We need more porn actually.
>>39765918There is an unsurprisingly long queue
>>39766011I wanna see Iroha have sex with that small bear creature. Preferably, me but I've been turned into it
>>39765981>spoilerNo, but whomever that is must be cool, handsome, and full of sex
Festival is smarthttps://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1607926538036731905
Matsuri is one holo that seems literally made for hardcore, harmful, degrading sex.I'm talking choking, beating, spanking, pissing on her face after you're done kind of deal.
>>39765941I feel the guy's anatomy could be considerably better. A muscled guy is preferable to a gross fat guy in porn like this, but at least draw the abdominal region correctly. Matsuri's left arm also looks very tiny in the top right.
>>39765244>trying to imitate the greatness of the reandownkenzokeks have stooped so low...
>Has to sing a duet with herselfAmanekanatach...
>>39766053
Have you considered the robot feet?
>>39766077I find them a little intimidating.
>>39765932Retard
What's more likely, Gen 4 having a full collab or Ayame having a collab with Ina?
>>39761108I do like it
This is perfect
>>39766040
>>39766128cute
>>39766123That's me
>>39766104How about now?
>>39766011Imagine trying to shoot a basketball with Iroha and those arms in your space
>>39766143odorless...
>>39766116Ayame and Ina by far
Post more porn!
>>39766116I'd say Ayame having a collab with Ina.
Why is Kaela winning?
>>39766116Ayame having a collab with Ina.
>>39766143Yeah I can work with theseHow about the odor? Can she simulate actual female foot odor or am I gonna be smelling electronic components?
>>39766192Kaela is always winning
>>39766011
>>39766185>>39766190>>39766199...No faith in Gen 4 huh....
>>39766011What a silly looking ninja
>>39766116Ayame is actually very interested in collabing with Ina and Ina is more than willing to collab with senpai
>>39766251It is what it is...
>>39766251Not at all, sorry.
Every time I see a FIFA stream whoever is playing is just annihilating the AI
The porn hasn't stopped.
>>39765796Ame's
>>39762561Does Chloe have a canon weapon? I just noticed that i don't remember Chloe ever having a weapon in official stuff.>just checked that one hologra episode>she's dual wielding forks
>>39766251you dream way too big
>>39766320Anons should post more seiso pictures
>>39766218Bro, this high spec robot has special feet attachment that provide ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING you may want. You can experience the best cute girl feet of your life with just the minimal risk of her maybe going haywire for a little bit and killing you with sex.
>>39766340She is the janitor after all
>>39766309Exhibitionism is a pristine fetish.
>>39766251Nope.
>>39766320And that's a good thing!
>>39766340shes literally their janitor
>>39766320Just close your eyes bro
>>39765776this actually looks pretty cool. hopefully we get something like this instead of another soulless casual clothing
>>39766351Very smelly and tasty looking oni feet
>>39766340Her stench.
HEY! DON'T DRAG AYAME INTO YOUR DEGENERACY.
>>39765796>inaFull of lies>guraMane-san's blogpost
>>39766352That's a risk I am willing to take
>>39766388Janitor is innuendo you dense fuck
>>39766419You were going to sleep weren't you? Too busy looking at the porn?
>>39766433for what?
>>39766419Ayame should have sex with Ina while she's in Japan
>>39766458She's a "cleaner"
>>39766459based
>>39766489of my balls
>>39766458It's a secret society and she's the one who "cleans up" their "messes"Use your imagination, anon. You'll figure it out.
https://twitter.com/qkrdydzl/status/1607794464847978497/photo/1
>>39766419
Thank you Kiara for an amazing day, I'll see everyone else tomorrow I guess
>>39766489Yea the cum from my cock
>>39766419Post your butt.
>>39766116That's like asking whether a rrat from here or something the girls said is more credible.
>>39766525>>39766489They must have a dirty facility to need a janitor
>>39766530>>39766528THEY ARE
instead of Matsuri porn, I prefer Sora porn
>>39765796Ina or Gura
>>39766489>>39766525>Cleaner for a secret society>Wears the same shirt for 5 days in a row>Doesn't bathe for weeks>Room is made of garbageShe must not be very good at her job
>>39765796Ina had 10 membership streams in 2022.
...
>>39766528https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1607840827241553920/photo/1
>>39766601She's too busy disposing bodies all the time. Why do you think she had a ghost problem?
That's it. I'm gonna post it.
Kaela seems like she's secretly a sex fiend
>>39766237Rare to see AZKi posted in NA hours.
>>39766633I actually don't like porn with Ina.
>>39766668how exactly is she having sex while streaming 19 hours a day
>>39766684quietly
>>39766684There are 24 hours in a day?
>>39766525janitor can hide the role when they die?
matsuri spent christmas eve with towa what a whore
>>39766663Ayame's SLUTTY thong
>>39766694Oh hey, that must be the Cover PC they used for Nene's 3D debut!
Well great, now there's no more porn and I'm still horny.
>>39764130YOO, thank you, I would've never seen this without you!Laplus is fucking insane huh? If her power level is cannon, the only thing that I could imagine rivaling her would be a meta chuuba who kayfabes as being able to break reality + the 4th wall or something.I FUCKING LOVEL O R EORE
>it started getting deletedcmon janitorial staff couldn't ya just let it slide this once?
The porn has finally stopped.
MATULI IS NOT FOR LEWNDING
>>39766669Because she doesn't stream NA hours. She's pretty great, though.
RIP Festivalposter. You did good.
>>39766663Canon underwear (not spats) is the hottest shit
>>39766011Samurai are only for cuddling
>>39766795[Sad News]
>>39764136>IRyS almost crying last member streamI was watching the ASMR but I couldn't finish it, is that real?? just yes or no
>>39766684She's probably seated on a dildo most of the time she streams. That still leaves 5 hours for sex and who says you need to be awake during?
>>39766804>his oshi wears underwear
>>39766776That's what doxxfags used to say.
>>39766795I blame you for this
Our kazamatais are pure, it seems.
>>39766845okay that's too far I just want to look at nipples with my hlgg bros (no homo)
I wanna lick Kaela's armpits
Look out!
>>39766831It's not
>>39765965nah, that's the long katana dude from Smash bros
>>39766877based
>>39766530
>>39766671I actually didn't ask
>>39766895Where's the Thriller version?
>>39766846>His oshi not wearing spat just to undress in front of her fans.
I'm surprised at the music in this game, I figured a sports game in 2022 would just be the usual drum machine shit I hear in every store nowadays and in ads. This sounds like something from the 2000's.
>>39766804
>>39766879*vrooooom!*
When I first started watching Hololive I didn't jack it for over 6 weeks, how the hell did I manage that?
>>39766947Pero pero pero fennec pussy pero pero
>>39766846Underwear is necessary for teasing about removing it.
Why do lots of artists draw Ina with huge tits? Just draw titty monsters like Mumei if you want to draw big tits goddammit
Minato Aqua-Is a bitch who constantly berates and bullies her fans to the point of tears-Hates her EOP audience (racist?) and talks shit about them with scathing sarcasm ("ha ha onion joke so clever")-Thinks she's more intelligent than her audience and is just playing up the retard role, but is actually an arrogant retard suffering from Dunning-Kruger-Sucks ass at games but pretends to be a real "gamer girl".-Was scared shitless by Botan's arrival.-Refuses to add Gen 5 to her channel for this reason.-Never bathes-Never collabs with her coworkers but readily collabs and flirts with people from rival companies, especially male streamers-Korone and Pekora, two of the most wholesome streamers with large child audiences, hate her-Friends with Kaguya Mea and Shiina Yuika, well-known to be walking STD biohazards even among vtubers-Is very friend of Sasaki Saku. The whore that bullied Luna in her days in Nijisanji and made her leave-Tried to ruin wholesome OkaKoro by stealing Okayu away from Korone-Manipulated Okayu and forbade her from collabing with Pekora until recently.-Talked shit to Okayu about her cat live on stream, then turned around and bought one herself.-Literally whored out Marine as an apology for canceling a stream-Completely and rudely dismissed Artia when all she wanted was her acknowledgment, tearing into her art and shitting all over her-Provoked Sasaki into actually, physically IRL slapping her after a series of incendiary comments-Stalked Lize and Rion on a train IRL, watched them silently and sent them creepy messages that made them feel unsafe and uncomfortable while doing so-Fat midget (144kg, 44.5cm)-Drug addict (does "Red Bull" constantly, "Red Bull" contains an addictive and potent psychoactive drug)-Actually, genuinely slaps Hololive staff in the knees when she gets upset (physical assault is not cool)-Is a terrible team player who abandons her teammates immediately in APEX and always blames them for her losses-Killed Hanako-Ruined the ARK server by destroying the Holotribe, basically killing the Ark fad and leaving Aki and Choco to fade into obscurity.-Tried to ruin the Minecraft server by destroying everyone's hard work with TNT griefing until Sora put a stop to it.-Completely disregarded Shion in their recent ARK collab and insulted her appearance, named a monkey "Shion" and started pretending like it was the real thing-Disregarded her loyal fans to suck and SLRRRP a pro player's dick in Smash live on stream.-Cried about it and hid behind Coco as a criticism shield.-Pro-Skub-Constantly makes false promises with her fans and lies to their faces (remember when she said she was going to play more Skyrim?)-Completely ghosted a loyal fan on social media for daring to approach her-Mooches off of her mom who she still lives with and forces her to cook meals. She even intentionally tried to poison her family with food once when she was forced to try to cook, so now they don't let her.-Literal drooling retard (SLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP)-Extremely inconsiderate, caused property damage to her neighbor's residence-Horrible, loud, obnoxious screeching also blew up their eardrums-Likes Re:Zero and SAO-Favorite anime is Yosuga no Sora (she has an older, MALE brother)-Completely ignored Watame on her birthday and refused to even acknowledge her as a person-Clickbaited people to buy tickets for her SoloLIVE* (fake: *not even) concert by pretending to have amnesia-Made Shion cry live on stream and then proceeded to mock and bully her for crying-Saw that Marine was giving Shion attention so she got jealous and coerced Shion into doing a bunch of collabs-Punched Okayu's water cooler in a fit of autistic rage. Bought one herself and named it Kirito.-Didn't want to commute into work anymore so she decided to be a giant mooch and become an unwanted guest at Shion's house for several days.
>>39766973That's odd, pretty much the same thing happened to me.
why is there a skill tree on a football game lmaothank fuck I had winning eleven
>>39766993Or Gura.
>>39766994She also bullied Rushia into being a retard by overlapping her!
>>39767004Cute
How would you feel if >we get another unarchived guerilla offcollab at 11pm PST / 2am EST with Ame, Ina, IRyS, and Mori?
>>39766994
Any news on lap?
Ame isnt in Japan you fucking schizos
>>39766994i ain't readin' all that.i'm happy for u thoor sad for ur loss
>>39767091she's giving me a "lap" dance heh heh
>>39767103golem get ye gone
>>39767091Yeah, she called me up and told me she hates you.
>>39766973It demonstrates that your libido's patterns aren't a natural tendency but a subconscious habit built by decades of using masturbation to distract yourself from boredom and malaise. As soon as something else holds your attention you forget to be horny
>>39767123twa...
>>39767123Proof?
>>39766994First point and I'm already about to cum
>>39767123why do kenzoku dress as menhera women
>>39766990This. Also teasing about wearing tattered underwear.
>>39767080Won't happen since Ina absolutely despises IRyS for her anime taste and viewing habits
>>39767123>Ame is unironically in that photo set
Why is Kaela playing the Premier League and controlling Brentford bees?
Am nebula
>>39765748Kronii is Mumei's concubine
>>39767197Fair
>>39762640great soundpost
>>39767197Has Ina said her opinions on Gundam SEED?
I'll be taking this Kanata for myself. Later, losers.
>>39766879S-she's fast!
>>39767103GOLEM GET YE GONEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/dzKP7Ajcva4
>>39767272thanks bro
>>39767283Ina literally watched all of gundam
>>39762819this replyhttps://twitter.com/Yohane_the_neso/status/1607920846823395328That blanket material looks terrrible- was that offical merch?
>>39767195
Is Kiara really all we're getting in a 24 hour period?
>>39767197As an /a/ oldfag, IRyS' completely sincere and uncynical enjoyment of stuff is contagious and refreshing. I want to root for her, or at most suggest her more things she might like.It takes a pretty miserable person to get mad over someone else enjoying things with such genuine enthusiasm.
>>39766804bro spats are also hot wdym
Good evening gentlemen I love and miss Moom
>>39767339spats are hot when they're a choice and not a mandated thing like they are now
>take a bath and eat>come back>50 deletedwhat
>>39767318very correct opinion, cat
>>39767313That does look like the art for it
>>39767326er nuh uh, Magenta woman bad because I said so
>>39762819>pls send supportam support
>>39767326>watches anime cours at x2 speed>enthusiastic about anime
>>39767361There was a lot of porn.
>>39767285i kek'd
>>39767318Smart catto
chicken love
>>39767393be generousits 1.5
>>39767087>>39767114>>39767125When you find your oshi's knee slapped and only a stack of chairs remaining you will regret your choices.
>>39767405sniff
>>39762819my wawa...
>>39767360fair
>>39767326IRyS isn't enthusiastic about anime. She watches it at 2x speed and skips episodes, and sometimes drops an anime entirely if it's fully out and she's able to spoil herself on any love interests happening in the story.
>>39767326as an /a/ oldfag, I fucking hate anime and every time Irys talks about anime I mute the stream even though she's my oshi
>>39767409Did they leave the doxxshit untouched again? That happens occasionally.
why is this bird so... gay?
I made dumplings for the first time. Surprisingly easy, but time consuming. Just need to learn to make that reddish sauce and I'm in business. Also I miss Gura.
>>39767319At least we heard everyones voices
>>39767319Where the fuck is Mori anyway? Is she still in the states?
>>39766804Spats are better for ZR.Underwear is better for naked thighs.
>>39767477at this point they basically encourage the arguing
>>39767393watching anime at high speed is how you get the most animation out of animeit's the patrician way of doing it
>>39766040I think Marine's more likely to sexually assault it.
Have you thought about sexual things involving the rat girl?
>>39767498Keep up the good work anon, proud of you.Gura will be back sometime in 2023, hang on till then.
>>39767518probably on her plane, just getting off it, or waiting for it.I don't think her flgiht would be having weather trouble.
>>39767393there's only so much time, anonthe quicker you watch, the more you can watchduh
>>39767393holos have weird anime watching habits. I remember someone saying FBK also does that 1.5x speed thing, Marine will watch shows she doesn't care about because she likes a seiyuu. Mumei skips fight scenes (or something like that, it's been a while since she said it). Mori watched like 80% of jojo dubbed while working
I think Ina and Kanata should rub their flat chests together
>>39767559No, Bae.
>>39762869>cowboy gombas is back in town
>>39767570Mori should explode stupid riajuu
>>39767573Their nipples would get in the way
>>39767103
>>39767443>regret picking kiaralol, lmao even.
>>39763627more like
>>39767559Honestly she seems too genuinely nice and sweet for me to sexual her
So, no EN streams today?
Since Avril Lavigne and Orcschizo both got into CouncilRys, who should we expect to get into EN3?
>>39767643>>39767103GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>39763703What a handsome rrat.
>>39767326As an /a/ oldfag, irys is exactly the kind of uninvested brainlet using the medium to kill time that made me realise I had better things to do with my time than mindlessly brag about how many shows I've "seen".
>>39767689Amen to that
>>39767681Hayley Williams
>>39764443Ah.
>>39767681Cher.She will be the first EN hag.
>>39767649excellent soundpost, i always forget to save it
>>39767393I do this when binging anime.
>>39767518She asked for song requests on twitter for a unarchived karaoke, but it's a mystery if she is back in Japan or not. She's been silent for long enough a couple times that she could of made it back ignoring in plane wifi.
>>39767477Both are deleted, the doxx deleted before the porn spam even began, so the spam actually did nothing.
>koyo talking about gackt's musicbased
>>39764516Man, I can't tell you. It's really strange it completely removed the reference to catbox in the middle.
One day we will be in our 40s, and look back on all the time we wasted watching Vtubers with regret
>>39767681Wheelchairschizo as Gura’s and Mumei’s triplet.
When's the hololive boxing tournament going to be organized?
>>39767681Idina Menzel
>>39764769What the fuck is wrong with that onion?
>>39767839nigger i'll be lucky to reach 40 before my shitty living habits kill me
>>39767839I enjoy spending my time with you guys
>>39767853>hololive boxing tournamentWhat's the fun of that if you already know who's gonna win
>>39765165pako....
>>39767822I directly saved the filename with 4chanx downloading, too. It's happened more often lately.Then again, I did a chrome update and things just seem to fucking work less, certain websites and links from google often just don't load. Piece of shit.
>>39767518Probably on the way home tomorrow if she hasn’t already gotten back to Japan by now
>>39767839no i wont
>>39767903
>>39767839>One day we will be in our 40sY-yeah. One day...
Two years ago everything changed to Hololive when a silly orange dragon debuted and spoke a little bit of English.Clipfags went wild and the /jp/ seethe was amazing.
>>39767910>He doesn't want to see Korone belly punch everyone else
>>39767440I want to suck on Fauna's buckteeth
>>39767941Ojisan...
>>39767951Coma-chama...
My Ina
>>39767778>no holo has kept us company during her trip with a several hour long twitter space on plane wifi that ends up costing tens of thousands of dollars in datawhy live
>>39767954Ame will wear boxing gloves full of rocks.
>>39767839I NEVER AGE.
>>39767985Don't underestimate an oldtimer you damn brat!
>>39767853Koro-san would just kill everyone
>>39768001hag
>>39767941There's still time, anon. You're not 50 yet
looks like 5ch is having an absolute meltdown, shit is going down in Hololivefrom what I could understand this is what happened>Aqua being held down and tickled for almost ten minutes>Okayu and Marine were the most aggressive according to Shion>Mio tried to make them stop when she saw Aqua was about to cry>Later in the evening Aqua told Shion that she felt betrayed and that her body had been "invaded" (poor translation)>She was seriously thinking of calling Yagoo to tell him that she didn't feel safe around them anymore>She had cut marks from Marine's nails on her stomach and they bled a littleI actually feel pretty bad for Aqua
I just noticed that guy who does those lewd inas commented on my garbage ame drawing from 4 months ago and said it was "cute" and he "loves it" and now im embarrassed knowing someone I knew of saw that image.
>>39767995Sorry, Mori is only capable of calling from taxis
>>39767986>2019I can't count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJt33tYecc>SatisfactoryGod I fucking love Botan so much.
>>39768033planes are basically just taxies if you think about it
>>39762926>Fauna's been openly stressed tooproof?
>>39768031holy shit that's hot
>>39768031Anon this is poor fetish fuel. Do better.
>>39768031I'm Aqua in this scenario and Anon is Okayu and Marine.
Did you guys notice that as goslingposting decreased, the amount of people seething about strangers on the internet being in love with a chuuba increased?
>>39768031Aqua deserved it
>>39767985Get over here, brat.
>>39768088I didnt notice that but I can imagine people being knocked out of their gosling mindset by one of the talents doing something they deem reprehensible and then trying to save other anons from the same fate
>>39768031Was there a big off collab or something? Tough keeping up with what Jp is doing
>>39767997Ame would be into Korone beating her ass
>>39768133>trying to save other anons from the same fateDon't be generous, they just want people to stop watching the girl they don't like to hurt her audience /here/
>want to become a Vtuber>see it as morally wrong to take other peoples' time, happiness and money>continue to post in /hlgg/ anonymously instead
>>39768031this is about as real as Miko's JAV
>>39768001Oi, don't whine about being tired and make me say goodnight to you if you plan on sticking around!
>>39767533
>>39768236>new ip>tagging your own post
>new ip>crossposting
>>39768236death
>>39768226It's not my fault I love hearing Kaela AND Koyori's voices.
>>39768236Why did you make me look at this stroke you were having in some other thread?
the ame
>>39768236thanks but I don't care
GO LATIEF69 GO
>>39767559Why would I think about sexual things with my daughter?
I hope Aqua gets revenge on her bullies
>>39767990She can draw you know!
>>39768059the crews are too white
>>39767559>having sexual thoughts about a chinkishygddt
You fucksI want a handjob from Kiara with a sockpuppet so bad
>>39768032Which lewd inas?
>>39768375Man, i know you get no (you)s everytime, but i just wanna let you know, youre one of the most obvious ban evading retards ITT and i feel pity for you
takanashi kiwawa
AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
You think when Towa brraps the gas cloud is black? Y'know from the smoking?
>>39768032A large majority if artists know each other by name. An easy way to find untagged art without going into the artist discord is to just look at what the artists themselves are retweeting.
>>39768375what happened? can I get a quick qrd?
>>39768375brazil
Ame's underboob sweat
>>39768480why are you asking yourself a question?
>>39768392https://litter.catbox.moe/uthsiw.jpgthe inas drawn in this artstyle (some mumeis as well)
Latief69 kakkoi!
>>39767839I'm 40 NOW, NOW WHAT? PLZ RESPOND ; ;
>>39768510Could really use a nice glass of it right now
>>39768516I'm gonna find you teamate
I feel like Kaela could be enjoying this more if she bumped up the difficulty instead of steamrolling teams that are barely trying.
>>39768516DAMN that's cuteLink their Twitter so I can follow them
>>39768480She's outright said she can speak cantonese like twice on stream as Hakos Baelz but this is somehow an epik yab
>>39767570I always skip the sex scenes whenever I read a VN or hentai so I guess I'm in a similar boat
>>39768409We dont tolerate buglovers like you hereGo the fuck back
Kaela...
>>39767839I feel like it will be the opposite, when my brother died I spent the ages 21-26 in my room playing WoW. I think I reached 7 stone.Hololive will always be my saviour
>>39768603???????????????????No she cantShe had two hong kong regulars ask her if she speaks canto and she said>no i cant
Pretty sure Kaela just came
>>39768565How do you feel about life, anon? Do you regret Vtubers?
>>39762785Holofans are dones anon.Cover said she has mental illness and will be on hiatus, and thats about itWe have cases of hive mind here too
>>39768594https://twitter.com/koahri1>>39768582no you wont
>>39768603Also, the schizo likes to overstate her fluency in the language.
Ina
>>39768603Literally lying. She didn't even list it as one of languages on debut even though it's her mother tongue
>>39768633KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39768148it's nice that bae can do this.
>>39768616>>39768671Brazil
>>39768627You mean you became chronically underweight? Or you put on 7 stone?
>>39768609>skipping the sex scenes in hentaiwhat the fuck are you even reading it for?
https://youtu.be/mLjwVT2hIywShould a kid's channel be doing content like gambling?
>>39768670In a what?
>>39768443DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU MAKE ME CHECK EVERY AME SOCIAL MEDIA, MEMBER'S POST, COMMENTS ON LAST STREAM AND FREE CHAT
>>39767839Being alive in general is just a bunch of time wasting disguised as different things. If you're not watching vtubers then you're mindlessly grinding out some bullshit shit job instead to get money to pay bills and do that until you die and do nothing else in-between. Even other hobbies can just be called a waste of time if you wanna go with that route.
>>39768714NTA but I really like the stories in some eroge. I read a lot of VNs and always skip the sex scenes too.
>>39768651>has a chuuba kidhuh
>>39768702Yeah I was 7 stone. Most days I only had 1 meal and I didn't enjoy eating it and I snacked on plain white bread, no butter or anything.
>>39768720in mah ass
>>39768715It's Asia. If you don't teach the kids gambling habits, then the gambling industry will die when it's target audience dies.
Kicking Towa in her womb until she cries
>>39768480Nothing happened. Some people here just dont like the chinese for obvious reasons even though bae herself didn't do anything
>>39768651>Tako>Posts multiple pieces of Ina porn a week>Has a vtuber sonWhy are takos so weird?
I love how retards think China is the only region on earth where Cantonese is spoken when there's several dialects of it in Southeast AsiaYet despite this and despite the fact this board is ruined daily by Singaporeans, Malaysians, P*noys and Indos who are basically Chinese mutts
>>39768633I remember when she spoke a few words of it that some Cantonese speakers here said her pronunciation was shitty.
>>39768747Killing time until time kills us. I enjoy chuubas now so i watch them, if i stop enjoying them i'll stop watching. Same with everything.Just try to have fun with things, whatever that means to (You)
>>39768836Not like being SEA is any better than being a chink
>>39768790men don't have wombs
>>39768714they're written like shit bruh i just fap to the cgs on some gallery
EN3 will have a turtle girl
>>39768790with my dick
>>39768761>>39768627>anon became 44kg/98lbsanonbaby...It's cool that Hololive helped though. How did it help you?
>>39768872Then how did Towa penetrate mine?
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KANTO, THIS IS NOT /vp/
>your oshi>have you ever been a thread celebrity, even if just for one thread
>>39768847because she cant speak itshe's studied japanese close to 10 years now and korean closer to half a decade, her native language is englishshe might be able to "understand" some canto or mandarin but being able to speak it is a different ball game
>Your oshi>Your hopes for EN3
>>39768836Most of the pre-communist Chinese diaspora were Cantonese speakers, after all. I think someone said that Bae’s mom sounded like she was speaking a Malaysian dialect.
Bocchi the rock will be in EN3
>>39768714NTA but I did it for F/SN. I'm not going through 50 hours of chuuni shonenshit just for 20 minutes of badly drawn awkward porn.
>>39768979But the mucous membranes...
>>39768943That’s exactly my point. The schizo takes one incident and vastly exaggerates it.
>>39768946MoomsKohais for bullying
>>39768934>KiaraI've seen other people repost soundposts I've made before. Does that count?
>>39768946Gub gubA dumb young girl
https://twitter.com/lunatan_nanora/status/1607931929470599168
>>39768934kroniiwent full retard one day while drunk and litterboxed my face, whole thread rightfully called me a fucking dumbassglad nothing came of it aside of that
>>39769090>litterboxed my facewhat the fuck does that mean
>>39768946InaCooking chuuba. I have a mighty need for it.
>>39768934inai got quads on /b/ 16 years ago posting Epic Fail Guy
>>39768946Kiaraky0resu
>>39769111The anon is retarded in one form or another.
>>39768714Theyre just always the least interesting, most repetitive, and most likely to be cringe parts of VNs and hentai imoI have a feeling more people might agree with me on VNs, voice acting makes them especially cringeworthy imo, and you're more likely to read VNs for plot anyway and sex scenes often feel out of place and are super hard to take seriouslyWith hentai though, I dunno I just think ideas are hotter than groinsI'd rather see attractive character designs than penis and vajayjay, I'm the kind of person who can get off to fapfics even if they have no visuals because the concepts and mental images and feelings are already hot enough (I know, I probably sound like a woman)
>>39768946AmeHag that can tardwrangle EN
>>39769085Is the queen also a baby like hime?
Stop being weird /hlgg/.
>>39768934Gurano not really, but I guess I could say anons are forcefully familiar with my posts
>>39769175No you're silly
>HoloEN>10 members>1 single stream>From the girl with Bronchitis and SinusitisSo………. EN3?
RANDOM HOLOLIVE TRIVIA CHECKWHAT IS THIS?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAjjObwlTG0
>>39769190t. owl
>>39768934Not sayingI used to run a tinychat channel with a few regulars and viewers 10 years ago. My shilling of my channel on /b/ started causing people to maliciously post my name and face in every thread I frequented to make sure I got a bad name.I stopped after that.
>>39768893Started fairly small, I started falling asleep and waking up at the same time every day.I began to get myself real snacks to enjoy during the stream. I changed position at the hotel I worked at from night shift reception(it allowed 1 or 2 small social interactions per day) to the kitchen. I began to study Japanese, the difficulty of which convinced me to go back to college and do networking/security course.There's other things like since I really want to bang a Japanese hag now, I work out. Before, when I considered working out I was just like "I'd jog or something because muscles are gross" I still think muscles are gross but im thinking about it from the practical perspective of how hard I can pound
ORANGE RESCUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkg-dyDY3sc
>>39769111https://litter.catbox.moe/du20f2.mp4
>>39769147>I'm the kind of person who can get off to fapfics even if they have no visualsI am required to have at least some visual, even if it's some shitty kisekae screenshot or AI art
I'm going to have sex with all the oshis of everyone ITT.
>>39768934IRySyeah but i stopped posting my ritual and i only post stuff now when my oshi is streaming or i get really drunk or i have something to leak
>>39768934AmeSite celebrity for a day I guess? A few years ago I got the guy who ran rbt.asia at the time to close the archive after writing an angry shitpost.
I'm going to have sex with a Femmate in Koikatsu.
>>39769266I don't know why this reminded me of that 3D porn trend where people would put two images side by side and would fap intentionally cross-eyed to give the 2D image some depth, making a "singular 3D image" in the middle of them.
>>39769147This is incredibly common in women.
>>39769241I'm happy for you anon
>>39769215can't remember, but i'm pretty sure Gura linked it in her chat onceJust checked the comments, and i was right, the channel was confused about the sudden increase in views
>>39768934AmeI don't think so, i made some dumb gator drawing on paint that gets reposted from time to time
>>39769312That sounds fucking stupid, but funny
>>39768934KaelaI was the chesshooman for a bit
>>39769334Yeah it's been 2 years though and I kind of thought that by now I'd be doing even better.I'm fucking bad at Japanese.
>>39769335yeah I remember this it's some kind of snack commercial jingle she was singing for the JP bros
>>39768934KanataGuess it depends on your definition of thread celebrity.
Is this the national day of no streams?
>>39769393You should start again
>>39768934No oshi but I'm just happy whenever I can make a post with reply links that hit the end of the page and scroll to the next lineAnd I have my screen zoom set to 80% so it would have to be a lot of replies
>>39768934AmeNo, I created several memes here, but I never avatarfagging so people just reposted my stuff without giving me any attention. Which is how I like it anyway.
>>39769281i'm gonna make my fucking cum leak from your asshole you little shit
>>39768934won't sayi had some funny short lived moments, and made some OC that gets reposted pretty often
>>39769447you arent going to do anything dummy
>>39768031its like im back on /jp/
>>39768934AmeI was roberu schizo on /jp/ that made edits.
>>39768934OkayuYes.I have bad posting habits.
>No EN3>EN3 full of girls who have absolutely no interest in anime, vidya, or hololive/being an idol>One of the "girls" has an obvious tranny voice (not just a deep voice like Kronii and Mori)>Mixed gender gen>All of them stream between Fauna's timeslot and Ame's late timeslot, every myth and council react by streaming significantly less>EN3 debuts fine but you find one of them absolutely unbearable, they end up collabing multiple times per week with [your oshi] and also regularly join voice chat even when there is no open VC, if they arent collabing or inviting themselves onto the stream they are spam typing in the chat>EN3 debuts with average chuubas but in exchange one of the current ENs graduates, one gets terminated in shame, and another one goes ayame-modePick one.
>>39768934I'm that guy who posts pizzas during conventions and records panels, but other than that I'm nobody here
>>39768934gurano, unless somebody could string together all the based posts I have made
>>39769520towa baby
Your oshi would be disappointed in you if your entire life revolved around her and in her absence the only thing you can do is whine that she's not present.
>>39768934InaNo. I'm enigmatic and careful. I post jokes that start trends and disappear to the cutting edge immediately. I have four different artstyles I post with making people think I'm four different artists and I sometimes have conversations with myself to create more conversation about ongoing streams. I am nobody and everybody at once, and the only ones who recognize me are myself and the mods.
>>39768934>Okayu>I was at one time called botanschizo
>>39768934Kiara I'm the moomcel poster. Some call me mumeischizo but i don't have schizophrenia
>>39769520I pick your ass, bend over
>>39769520Alice will save EN and consequently cause the downfall of EN
>>39769520I'll pick I'm perfectly happy with what we have.
>>39768934koroneyes
>>39769540i've been doing aerobic exercises in my downtime lately, that's about the closest I've gotten to a hobby outside of rotting in my chair playing vidya and working in the past few years
>>39768934Risuno
>>39768695That's the iryschizo not the baeschizo
>>39768934KiaraNow that I'm reading some of these, I remember some people here shared my shitty guide on how to make quick buck on Holocure, and I knew it was my version because my dumb ass wrote wrong one of the steps, yet people were saying it worked for them lmao
>>39769540I just finished masturbating
>>39769545and you're still a faggot.
>>39769520I've never found a holo unbearable so 2nd to last I guessEven if a holo is unbearable for a stream or two, there's still no holo that is 100% unbearable and has had zero good moments
>>39768934I'm the gaymate and the hoogay
>>39768934BaeI leave the board if she's not streaming unless I wanna share a cute moment or two from her streams. I have never been a thread celebrity before but I have created some pretty long greentext summaries to catch anons up to speed(Newly friend game) (beastie arc)
>>39769540my oshi would be disappointed in me if she knew what i created to replace her
>>39769694and botan still hasn't done another male collab
>>39769540She should graduate if she doesn't want to be a source of happiness for others then.
>>39769712Wamehole anon...
>>39769712(°ー°〃) ominous..
>>39769730Based
>>39768934AmeI don't know if shitpost threads I made make me a thread celebrity. But I've had some where there was consensus that I had made kek material and seen screencaps of them on other sites.
>>39768934MoonaI made that fake fauna ame karaoke schedule fake kaela warcraft 3 + autism uno schedule & edit of mori's autistic Talk Stream collabs.
>>39768934Technically I am, but nobody mentions me regularly, and I like it that way.
>>39768934InaI made the ina overlay
>>39768934GuraI've gotten multiple (You)s on /hlgg/ and my main /vg/ thread many times.
>>39768934Faunanot really, had some posts that got quite a few (You)s, made some very shitty drawings that I see posted rarely and one of those shitty Twitter accounts posting /here/ screencaps posted some of my shit. But never had a thread name and never cared.
>>39769812>I've gotten multiple (You)s on /hlgg/congratulations!
>>39768934MioshaNot really... I've seen people mention me once or twice but it's only because I'm one of the few Miofa on /hlgg/.
>>39768934AmeNo, I am way too based for that.
>>39769731by that logic, since you probably suck all of the happiness out of whatever room you walk into or thread you type in, shouldn't you graduate?
>>39769742>>39769743i posted it on christmas day so you can find it in the archives if you want
>>39769805Did you make one for her other outfits?
>>39769831I will now call you Miofriend and lewdpost you!
>>39769520>>EN3 debuts with average chuubas but in exchange one of the current ENs graduates, one gets terminated in shame, and another one goes ayame-modeDo I get to pick the graduations?
>>39769778I saw that someone screen capped my rainforest anti semitic rrat post (with their phone) and posted it on reddit
Ina Ina Ina Ina Inahttps://litter.catbox.moe/kjetqy.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/bvmzfr.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/u4peoh.png