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shes going schizo
>>39751943>>39751964>>39751969Unbelievable.Transfer to Vshojo when?
https://youtu.be/5oSJy87zBjArainforest.
>Kiara didn't know how vaginas workI need to teach her the pleasures of the cunt.
>>39752023ANONIF THE CUM HOLE WAS THE PEE HOLE WHERE DOES THE BLADDER CONNECT TOIF THE PEE HOLE WAS THE CUM HOLE WHY IS IT SO TINY ANON PLEASE
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW_0FOYCvjs
Mamatori raised her just like her noblewoman ancestors: with no idea how things works with the expectation the older groom would handle everything.
I am the moom who watches
>>39752088Korone wouldn't swearTake that image back
I love Mori!
>>39752099its all up to you Reine
Don't girls look down when they pee? Don't they realize the fingering hole is different?
>Neetro
>>39752110As it should be.
>>39751480....errrr, Why does Kanata look like Suigintou now?
>>39752104ive never seen a vagina in real life. cum and pee come out of my dick why do they need 2 holes when I do just fine with one
>>39752099Shut uo Reine you didn't teach her shit when you had your chance
>tags: urethral penetration
I'd love to educate Kiara about her body, if you know what I mean.
>>39752059Oh, you are paranoid too.
Pee is stored in the balls.
KIARA DIDN'T KNOW GIRLS HAD TWO HOLES BECAUSE SHE NEVER USED HER HOLESIT'S CONFIRMED NOW
>>39752152>extra tags: vaginal urination
>>39752104but my penis can piss and cum from the same hole. sounds like a skill issue
This is my oshi. She's extremely cute and very smart.
>>39752144>ive never seen a vagina in real lifelmao look at this loser he hasnt even had sex
>>39752139Because it's only natural that my waifu and my oshi would end up becoming one and the same.
>>39752176what if you are a woman?
post the clip
>>39752176Pee is stored in the brain, and I have a headache
>>39752185where do you think you are?
>>39752119
>>39752163kys crossthreader
discord likes to groom vtuberrs
>>39752163>seething for more than 24 hoursyou may not be one of them, but you are of the same kind
>>39752144You also have two holes inside your dick you turbo virgin
>>39752180But... lesbian sex..?
>>39752187>very smartthis has been proven to be incorrect multiple times
>>39752123I also love Mori!
>>39752207Wait I thought we were all sex havers here...
>>39752184It is a fucking skill issue because girls can get pregnant, do you expect the baby to grow up in the fucking bladder or something.
moooooom, /hlgg/ is talking about pee again!
>>39752176*unzips balls**pee splatters all over the floor*
>>39752119Korone called me a faggot once
kiara's trimmed dick!
>>39752217>discord likes to groomYes.
Man, Kiara has a massive backlog of SCs to get through huh
KIARA IS GOING TO TRIM HER D*CK
Don't make fun of the kiwis Kiara...
>>39752226i'm looking at my cock right now and i only see one hole
TRIM MY DICK
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>39752123Hey, me too!
>>39752252I will force you to poop.
trim it
I wanted a waxing stream, not a dick trimming one
did we max out 3 threads during this stream?
>>39752226wheres the second hole
>>39752248Where do you think the term pissbabies came from?
Wawa needs to kill the stemAnd trim her deckand kill the obelisk
Mori...
TRIMMING KIARA'S COCK!
>>39752144Men can delay peeing for one minute. Women can not delay peeing for nine months.
im gonna bully this chikin
So no more EN streams after Kiara today?
>>39752304no
>>39752098I wonder if Ame ever found her mori did that since it was a member stream.
cum is stored inside the balls
talking about me btw
>>39752306ABAYOOOOOO
WAIT THEY ARE GIRLY?!
>When male like someone they act mean and terribleKiara is totally not sexist btw.
WHO'S TRISTAN
>>39752163>Dubling down and cross postingRUMAO, Kiaraschizo you should just stop, you are not fooling anyone that has been on here for more than a week
>>39752119Korone absolutely swears
I'm Tristian
is kiara speaking out of personal experience
>>39752226mutantanon....
>>39752306I am pulling my ads? I think?
>>39752244
WHO THE FUCK IS TRISTAN!?!?
>>39752323LOOK AT HER GO
>>39752252Moom likes ringo.
>>39752099
>>39752285couponbeat did a funny picture with that puppet.
TRISTAN IS A WHORE
Kiara...
>>39752119but she is a sukeban
>>39751277Why is Irys walking around in hooker boots?
>>39752335my cum is stored in this rat
>>39752306ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD WHAT THE HECK-UH
GOD, do I need to see some animations of these bratty girl loli Kiaras.
My name is actually Tristan.
>>39752362Get a clue Tristan
>>39752306Myyyyy Corona
>>39752335cum is stored inside the baelzget it right!
>>39752306A fucking splitbeat.
>>39752104Theoretically, both holes can be cum holes
no one will know im a sapling
>>39752354If it's any consolation, the sun is about to rise.
Tristan is just Mori huh
>>39752413whore
>>39752306
kiara...your unresolved issues...
>Tristan then begins to think about the girl who told him if theres any girl he's interested in.
>I think that's realGreat soundpost.But also WTF is going on?
Did she know about Wawa's descent into madness?
JESAS KIARA
The fuck is this
>>39752306perv
i like you. do you like me back( ) yes ( ) no ( ) maybe
LOL Kiara
what am I experiencing right now?
>>39752099NEVER EVER
>chewing someone else's gumthis stream keeps on giving
>>39752451just like my romcom mango
what would you do if some girl dug up your chewing gum from the trash and started chewing on it
That anonymous love letter?For me
>>39752451based and mangapilled
>>39752306>>39752226the cum actually is stored in the balls and it travels from the balls and merges onto the same highway that the piss takes (spermatic cord, ductus deferens, seminal vesicle)I think
>>39752443>almost as far apart as the ass and vagooJesas
What the fuck is Kiara talking about?
I think Kiara has lost her fucking mind
>>39752464i like you. do you like me back(X) yes ( ) no ( ) maybe
None of the anonymous people here ever write me love letters...
Oh god, Tristan RUN!!!
I wrote a love letter to a classmate in school anonymously and she somehow knew it was from me. We became a couple for 3 days
Does Kiwawa realize she's almost 30 and not in high school?
This isn't cute, this is criminal.
>>39752443If you look closely this is actually just a drawing.
>>39752484throw more gum in the trash
>>39752484Restraining order.
kiaradotdotdot
>Kiata keeps sayingmy name
>>39752464(X) I don't know (X) Can you repeat the question
kiara is being way too much of a het slut lately
Kiara has always been a whore
>>39752464( ) yes ( ) no (X) maybe
>>39752464>( ) yes >( ) no >( ) maybe>(x) DYRBI
>>39752443Hmm I see
>>39752272Wait I missed it, what did she say about New Zealanders?
https://poal.me/8arg07https://poal.me/8arg07https://poal.me/8arg07
>>39752464(x) no
>>39752511what caused the break up?
>>39752486>the cum actually is stored in the ballsanon...
>>39752478I would chew Kiara's chewing gum metaphorically and literally
>>39752464(x) maybe
>>39752531seriously though
>>39752496She's shitting on women like no man ever could. I know this might sound unlikely, but she might actually be a girl.
>>39752443theres something cute about the bladder in this image
>>39752464>(X ) yes ( X) no ( X) maybe
>anons unironically learning sex education and anatomy and physiology from a /vt/ thread
>>39752306>>39752443What the hell is that large tunnel in our butts for?
>>39752464i like you. do you like me back( ) yes ( ) no ( ) maybe
thats pretty hot
>>39752508Dearest Anonymous,I love the twinkle of your eyes and the veracity of your rrats. I think we would make beautiful collabs together. Yours truly,Anon E. Mous.
>>39752415i like you. do you like me back( ) yes ( ) no (X) maybe
t.
>>39752531that's cause she's getting back into your boy
Is something happening in Tristram?
>>39752531She made out with Miriam yesterday.
Tristan status?
>>39752541She was making fun of pronouncing deck
That letter? for me
>>39752544no way
>kiara is making up a scenario in her head>this thread makes up scenarios in our headWE ARE
>>39752572buttsecks
>>39752584they're peeing out of second holes
>>39752553I don't remember. I think weekend came by and we just forgot I don't know I was like 6 or 7 years old
>>39752572for p**p to exit out of
I dont think I want to date Kiara anymore....
>>39752572Playing Cave Explorer
>>39752537That's not in the dick (penis). That's inside the body, specifically
>>39752604Very lonely?
>>39752604Mentally ill...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMVJTLZOzQ>almost 1MCouncilbros your reps
>>39752600Hottest choker in holoEN btw
>>39752620coward
>>39752531and that's a GOOD thing.
>>39752592Creeped the fuck out
>>39752572navigation
Why is she giving us tips on how to date elementary schoolers?
>chat told her to take her meds
>>39752306God I just want to tickle that prostate.
>>39752604LONDON
>we're all way past that>we're all way past teen love>we're all way past college lovey-yeah
So Chickenkeks, who is Tristan?
>>39752572Sex
>>39752620nice try kfp
>Mori karaoke collab>Mori cover collab>Mori orisong collab>Mori co-written song>Mori cover collab #2>Mori karaoke collab #2"HoloEN" concert
>>39752571Sex-ed in the US is fucking abysmal in most places.
>Anons learning anatomyCute
>>39752651Not the first or last time
>>39752592Probably necking themselves for missing the chance to wife orange woman.
clippers: write that down! write that down!
I will kill Tristan and wear his skin as pajamas.
Wait you mean Kiara ISN'T an elementary schooler? I've been lied to!
Can you actually survive on pee for a little bit?
>>39752623>>39752626Both!
Luke from Star wars? What is she talking about
>>39752644CHUMBUDS TAKE NOTES
>>39752544No wonder this thread is horrible, too many whores
>>39752686no but i can under
>>39752686No
>>39752572Uncle
I think this bgm was perfect for the girltalk mimicking Kiara did earlier
>>39752713I'm an ojisan, don't hold it against me
I did not expect a yandere Kiara arcThose antibiotics are turning her head fucky wucky
>>39752666Mori!based stan
This whole stream was kiara ON meds. Imagine what she wpuld be like without meds
>>39752666Plz understand, she gets to see Mori again in a couple days.
>>39752713I had sex once and didn't like it
>>3975271336 men and 22 w*men
>>39752639Which Holo ass would you navigate through?
>>39752226Does everyone who has sex explore the inside of their dickhole that thoroughly?
>>39752634strongly disagree
>>39752571only thing school taught me was about STDs and that the best way to prevent them is to not have sex
>>39752466>I don't scream do I?>chat erupts into 'yes you do' 'lol'
>>39752537but then what do the balls do?
THROAT LOVE
Are there any other streams happening today?
>>39752226yea, it's called the yaoi hole
>>39752622i wasn't the one that said that, but most men don't know they are "plugged into 3 outlets".
Kiara's throat feel ecchi.
>>39752750
>>39752758videogame weakspot
>>39752486cum isn't storedit's produced on the spot
>>39752733Kiara on meds has always been far crazier than normal. 7 breads
>>39752666Kiara can pretend all she wants but at the end she is still a scred little girl that loved a straight woman too much
i think sex would be better if i still had my foreskin.god damned judeo-christian parents.
>>39752768Nope, en is dead
>>39752658Fuck off underage
>>39752771wh-what
Post that one picture. You know the one
>>39752768noit's over
>>39752758omega organs
>>39752758They are there to instain cum inside mother so babby can be bron.
>>39752306I always thought the vas deferens was a funny name
>>39752784How do I make more cum in my balls, my problem is that I start to run out if I jerk off every day and it doesn't shoot, it just kinda comes out
>>39752785
>>39752758make sperm and send it to the prostate to mix it into your jizz.
>>39752739>anon bragging about his body countYou dirty slut.
>>39752803Best outfit transition ever
>>39752739Mori...
>>39752794you missed your life gramps
>>39752306>>39752443
>>39752833NOI AM PURE
>>39752713Graduation when?
>>39752787*Loved a deeply closeted at minimum bi woman due to catholic school
>>39752771what
>I don't deserve youWhat is this shit Kiara
>>39752802
>>39752789KForeskinP stand proud
>>39752803I want to fuck Kanata
Kiara's dying...
>>39752818There's supplements you can take and hormones ans and muscles you can train and stuffsJust google it...someone's probably made a guide or something
JP7 in a few weeks. Do you think the new girls are nervous? They need to stack up to the mighty HoloX. Just think how much pressure is on these 5 girls.
>>39752818>he didn't unlock the hidden passive abilityngmi
kiara...
>>39752544>25 whoresamazing
>>39752858WAIT A MINUTETHAT'S SEX
Kiara you can't make gay kissy slurps to your female fans
That was a juicy kiara kiss
nahone
>>39752758their best
>>39752800one is for pee (to pee)one is for ejaculate (to impregnate)one is for precum (to clean out the urethra and add sugar for sperm to eat)
>>39752894there is a 4chan guide
>>39752768Koyo's trying for a shiny hydreigon and Ela is playing FIFA
>>39752686as in, drinking it? if you filter and desalinate it, maybe a little bit
>>39752858ABAYOOOOOOO
>>39752833kek
>>39752858HOT
>>39752858>real sexababababayooooooooo
>>39752818zinc, lethicin and vitamin d
Why does Kiara want her dick to be small?
>>39752858why is the penis crying?
WaitIf cum is stored in the ballsAnd piss is stored in the bladderand sperm is made on the flyWhat does the prostate do?
hello. i herd from rumor. is really true that gura become pregnate?
>>39752858Will the advertisers drop 4channel.org now?
>>39752948she's a bottom
>tourists exit leaving KFP behind>thread is about jizz and urinary tracts
>>39752948It's too big and broke gura
>>39752443why is there an onion in the lady above mumei?
>>39752619Playing Cave Explorer with Gura...
>>39752927we don't do sick things here
>>39752858>plumbing over and around the bladderwhat a retarded design
>>39752949it's UOHing
>>39752943*vitamin D is literally a placebo pill, just swallow tic tacs for the same result
>>39752858oh i get it now
>>39752957It's a woman's way to milk your cum out of you
Who else cried at the end of pokemon besides baeI'm in the mood for crying holos
>>39752973KOOMFARTPISS
>>39752484Smile, I wish I made bitches that crazy for me
>>39752973KFP is made of ringochads
>>39752803how is this lesbian so hot
>that spitMy dick
kiarachama plz
>>39752858Don't try this at home, it creates mustard gas
>>39752957extra DLC that you have to unlock
>>39752957>What does the prostate do?It makes you cum
>>39752858What is the Shutterstock and the logika600?
>>39752443Gaslighting. Conspiracy theory.There's only one tube.
>>39752803kakkoi
KFP. Your oshi is disgusting.
>>39752858it's like my Chinese porn comics
KFP should force Kiara to play Dishonored.
>sock puppet ASMR was coomerbait for tourists>Kiwawa dying while coughing is coomerbait for KFPs-sugoi wawa
>>39752957It makes the carrier liquid for the sperm.
I'm reminded of Gura being very surprised to learn there's two holes in human throat. They are?..
Why doesn't someone just tell her in German, this is clearly a mistranslation issue
>>39753075Mamatori wanted her to play Dishonored, but perms hort
>>39753086There are two holes? What stream did Gura learn this iN?
>>39753083PleaseKFP is the most well adjusted fanbase
>>39753070I want kiara to spit her flagem straight down my throat
>Kiara doesn't into tracheal anatomyShe's ngmi through medical school, is she?
I'm going to make a biology power point for her on twitter on anatomy I can't take this anymore I'm going to use my biology degree for something
Someone heimlich this woman
What the fuck is this thumnbail, Korone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc1gWnD6Sd8
kiara smackington the penjaming asmr
>>39752818Here, thank me later
kiara pls just rest
>>39752957>sperm is stored in the balls>piss comes from the bladder>seminal fluid is made in the prostate>cum is when your body uses the seminal fluid to shoot your sperm placesThat's why you need a woman with a good banana to milk you.
>>39753132I'd rather heimlich her pussy
>>39753098Dishonored is Bethesda, they should have perms.
>>39752443can 6 inches bottom out in that?
>>39753117>There are two holes?you thought air and food went to the same place?
>>39753090My German is pretty average
>>39753070disgustingly based, yes.
>>39753131is this vampire anatomy?
>>39752858>penis almost reaching the cervixIs that rape or a depiction of a chumbud's ideal partner?
>>39753154towa please...I'm begging you
>>39752787>straight
>>39753004Why is Kanata so sexy?
>>39753170Yes, and any woman under 5'6 is likely going to bottom out at like 5.5", my ex was 5'1 and could barely fit my 6.5 in her without strain on her going more than once
>>39753190Anon, how long do you think the vaginal canal is?
>>39753190anon...
>>39753151guys dont do this it creates mustard cum
>>39753237At least 1 tyrone
>>39753190bro you only need 4 inches to hit that deep stop reading size difference hentai
how many anons here are clueless about sex ed?
>>39752858So do women get pregnant when the mans balls slap their anus?
>>39752957Cancer
>>39753236kys whore
>Brotori liked Avatar 2
>>39753131epig lottis xDDDDDD
>>39752818>How do I make more cum in my ballsJesus Chris, anon, cum isn't produced in the balls, sperm is. Cum is produced in the seminal vesicle
>this thread
>>39753196>Sure, I'll give you a banana>You want Towa's banana?>I see, I see. I'll give it to you then.
>>39753236nice>spoilerwhore
The human body is so complex by intelligent design and there are ''people'' who don't believe in God.
>>39752993Not if you live in places where you only get a few hours of daytime in the winter and what day there is is usually overcast.
>>39753151>>39753243people were posting this image and joke on /b/ in like 2008
>>39753266Only if they slip in there.
Based brotori. Avatar 2 is kino.
>>39752858fun fact: the tube going from the balls to the prostate can get tangled. (testicular torsion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meplfIl6sV8>they got 600 maros shitting on them more or less politely>Nene reads them allno wonder girl is depressed
>>39753144don't worry about it
>>39753275prude
>>39753236This. There's a reason why men are 6 foot and women are 4foot dwarves
>>39753231We don't know
>>39752858Nice pencil dick, lul
>slay the spireHow far behind is kiara with sc?
>>39753237everybody knows the female vagina maxes out at 2 foot for horsecocks
>>39753190the average size of a vaggo is about the same as the average size of a peen
>>39753263
Ame today? :D
>>39753330She's at the slay the spire stream
>>39753275very nice thread
>>39753237>>39753259I know it's less than 10cm but doesn't the canal expand when aroused or during childbirth?
>>39753263I got most of my sex ed from amateur pornhub videos and their info section
>>39753294Just drink a lot of water and don't jerk it for 2 days and that would be enough.
>>39753347Nyo
>>39753151>Zinc (w/ added selenium)wrong thread
>>39753330she's ngmi
>>39753336Perfect.https://litter.catbox.moe/e9qv85.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/e9qv85.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/e9qv85.jpeg
>>39753267>>39753283shut up, YOU'RE a whore
KFP are lucky as fuck. I wish Ina cared even a tiny fraction of how much Kiara cares...
Wait does that mean that the girls who like gigantic dicks are just the female equivalent of porn addicted coomers who couldn't stop fucking themselves with dildos?
>>39753117Honestly don't remember, was very long ago. Probably back in first half of 2021. This talk just reminded me of another EN who also raised similar topic. Ina wouldn't be as dumb, I didn't watch that much Ame at the time, I remember all shit Mori says. This leaves Gura.
cute wawa
>>39753356gets wider not deeper
>>39752408>Painted toenailsSlut.
I unironically leant a lot about anatomy from this thread
>>39753144Why does Korone get away with Christmas face?
>>39753321God I wish I were a girl so I could have s*x with kanata
fook
>>39753377no. I've never had sex!
Gura's in the emergency room...
>>39753356it expands in width but expanding in length is more complex, there's a bunch of internal organs hanging above
>>39753390you're learning
RRAT ENABLED
I blew out Sockgura's back, sorry bros.
>>39753356It expands when something's in it stretching it. It doesn't just inflate and elongate anon...
>>39753277how big is towas banana?
>Gura is dead>Gura is dead>Gura is dead>Gura is deadKIARA THE RRATLORD
>Gura is in emergency room
>>39753382I wish I cared aabout anything a tiny fraction of how much Kiara cares about Hololive
>>39753237I always thought it was like 8 inches long.
>>397533308 streams including this one. Some of them don't have many supas, others have a ton.
>Gura is in the emergency room, they are trying to fix her spine.GURA HAVE SPINE CACNER!
Gura is FUCKING DEAD [SERIOUS]
Is..Is Kiara actually giving us hints at what's going on with Gura by disguising the topic as the puppet?
Kiara is kind of joking, but Gura does have scoliosis
>>39753336
>>39753390yes
>>39753236I’m sorry you had a short gf, built for man handling and an above average dick size anon, you’ve suffered almost as much as Ame
Is Kiara hinting that Gura is going to permanently switch to the Gawr colors when she comes back?
>>39753390I've never actually met a woman who claims to love gigantic dicks.
kiaras gonna give out mozarts balls to the poor JP girls
soonhttps://twitter.com/etkunnn/status/1607801303937454082
[MAJOR EVENT] GURA IS HAVING A CESARIAN RIGHT NOW
>>39753428explain bad dragon chance
Did Mama rat enjoy Mozart's balls or she hated her too?
>>39753390anon, most girls cum without any problem with two fingers alone large dick is a bonus, not a requirement, and sometimes an impediment
>>39753459yyyyyyyno you schizo
>>39753406I can give you a private lesson on anatomycaptcha: JWWWW
>>39753459>>>>>>>>HintIt's obvious nigga she's dead
>>39753434Big enough to squeeze past your pressure zone anon.
>>39753330Yes.She's basically a month behind.
>>39753487yeah for me
>>39753469How fucking dare you, Ame's suffered from a 10 inch cock for years, that anon's suffering isn't even Kanata-tier
>>39753469she was a menhera so you're not wrong
>>39753390Girls only like the idea of gigantic dicks
>ITT
>>39753190dude, i can reach it with my fingers with most girlsthe BBC is a meme, it only hurts4 inches is plenty for the majority of girls
>>39752544I can't even answer this shit. I recently decided to settle for a girl and while we had a lot of foreplay I never managed to really do it. I just didn't find her attractive.I spent years Improving myself and now I can't find a single girl I'm genuinely attracted to. I don't know if it's because of years of porn brainrot, if I'm too old and jaded or it's just a matter of finding someone right for me.
>>39752572poop storage
>>39753505could you teach me about the hidden functions of the prostate
>>39753487I'm Cesar BTW.
I don't remember when threads were this good
vaginas stretch, you can push on the cervix
>>39753492notice how a lot of the slags taking those mostly do analthose that don't usually need to huff some medical grade muscle relaxant so their internal organs can actually get pushed up a little bit
>>39753465https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103250109
>>39753390Yeah, believe it or not there's no evolutionary incentive for women to need dongs twice the size of 98% of dicks to have an orgasm.
>>39753541They are also terrible at estimating the size of a dick.
>>39753412Because no one has the balls to confront her about it
>>39753487Cesarian...? Is a that Pokemon?
is it too suspicious if I check everything? first time this form appears to me
>>39753581>huff >medical grade muscle relaxantyou're talking about poppers
timeloop!
>>39753542stopI do not want to sex the towa
>>39753546this, you can casually finger a g-spot with your finger barely inserted, and practically reach the cervix if your fingers are longer than like 2.5 inches
>>39753591human dongs are already extremely oversized for their body massthat just proves that women were sluts since ages bygone
>>39753582nice thanks
>join global because it is supposed to be the only non-shizo thread>sex edi hate this board
>>39753607>inspiring
>>39753487based, our child now has a loophole in multiple prophecies
>>39753607It probably doesn't matter
>>39753607Probably, but you have to click Life-changing
>>39753390Holy fucking underage What the fuck is this thread...
>>39753615you'd know, slag
>>39753578>you can push on the cervixgot permission to engage this anon
>Kiara is going full schizo>Ame suffering the most again>Gura have spine cancer>Ina's 3rd voice actress is not as charming>Mori released a new albumIt's over....
>>39753558ewww no, fag
>>39753635Retard we evolved that way for combat
>>39753321I want to be squeezed by her meaty thighs
>>39753669I'm a kissless virgin NEET, not underage.Up to you whether that's worse or not.
>>39753683Wanna have "sword" battle bro?
stop shilling the certain woman on my thread and no i'm not jealous of the autistic fanbase of a 5/10 fraudulent, unethical whore who used to sell herself for cheap and is known for skeevy stuff.
>>39753600
>>39753578that's when they start to scream, anonin the bad way, not the sexy way
>>39753641this is a house of great menyou simply do not understand our ways
>>39753681>>39753505away fag
>>39753641This is really educational. I thought all women peed out of their vagina and you needed a 12 inch cock to even be slightly pleasurable to woman.
>>39753669Don't bully him. It's easy to not know that since all women are whores
This is the gayest non hooman/teamate thread in a long time.
>>39753600This, Korone is the most unhinged holomem. Haachama only acts that way, Korone IS that way.
>>39753714but nobody is shilling your whore of a mom itt anon?
Which Holo do I have to blame for giving me almost constant makeup ads on YouTube? Kaoru has been dead for over a year now so it's not him.
>>39753681alrightbend overim going to learn about the prostate whether you like it or not
>>39753752Fauna, probablyOr one of the JPs
https://files.catbox.moe/8i7nom.jpegGood evening brosAre you doing this reps to break free from Hololive?
>>39753750Kek
>>39753752KFP waitresses
Little Wawa! ToT
>>39753752Nobody in /hlgg/ even knows Kaoru existed.
>>39753750KEK
UOOOOOHHHHH
>kiara wanted to be smart>but then idols happened
>>39753750Fucking kek
Uhmmm... Where is Kanata's MV?
>>39753596Also people. t. 5ft 10 man whose shorter friends frequently lie to women about being 6ft and people believe them.
国 ToT
>>39753750LMAO
>>39753750kek!
>Anons unironically not realizing that the prostate is the male G-spot and women who won't milk you are essentially like those retards that don't try to do anything to please women during sex. You will never experience a true male orgasm.
>>39753635Gorilla cope
>>39753750
Why are you fucking gay faggots talking about horse cock now?
>>39753817I tried it and it didn't work for me
>>39753817why did you make this post with a towa image?
thats just a couple of red supers tho
>unironic heiminsare we getting raided?
>>39753817why are gayzoku like this?
poorchou....
>>39753515sounds kinda hot
so who are we sexualizing now?
>>39753817>male g-spotif g = gay then yea
>>39753817And I think I don't want to eitherThings are not supposed to go in there
>>39753825Kiara showed her horse cock live on stream.
>>39753830he wants the banana
I've never paid my own bills in my life
>>39753750HOLY BASED
I saved her
Jesus fuck I love Kiara.
>>39753846uh. humans
>>39753851I thought she was a bird.
This dumbass really is reading supas for hours despite having a sore throat (from all the blowjobs she gave me, her brother)
>>39753723Giving the dog the equivalent of osteosarcoma is a low blow.
Easy to see why she is so passionate for Hololive, it literally saved her life
>>39753846Go fuck a pair of socks and come backIt is imperative that you fuck a pair of socks
>>39753862based leech
How stupid do you have to be not to save money regularly
>>39753846the human body
If Reine doesn't come back soon someone is going to die
>>39753830
THEY FUCKEDIT WAS HIS CUM
>>39753747Korone is just too old and doesn't understand those things.She is still thinks that is okay to label a piece of media for girls or for boys.Japan used to have racist books in hotels just a year ago so it's not her fault for being like that.
>>39753714>>39753750
>>39753902woman brain
Uhhh, phrasing Kiara....
>>39753723That Hooman is MASSIVE
>>39753683retard, we evolved that way for movementJust like how animals use their tails as a counterweight
>>39753825We like women having sex with horses here.
>>39753862Actually based
>not a single (you) today, am I shadow banned?
>>39753872same desu
>>39753849I get it. You hate God and what HE gave to you.
>>39753817It's way too much work to tryI'll stick to deathgripping my dick till it turns purple
>>39753942no
>>39753817Faggot sodomite
yes you are shadow banned
>39753942ill give you a (you) but you have to do something for me first
>>39753885She is a chimera.
>>39753942no. you just suck at posting. have a (You)
>>39753932No, that's /hlg/ (Horse Libido General)
>>39752787It seems to have payed off.
>>39753905that someone is mejust finish me off, life's not worth it without reine
Kiara CUTE
Kiara owns a gungeon
DON'T LET KIARA PLAY ENTER THE GARBAGE!
>>39753633Wait, when you insert your fingers into the vagina where should you pressure, up or down?
>>39753987>payedYou do this on purpose
>>39753817just wait for the next convention meetup
>>39753804I'm 5'10'' too and yeah i see that all the time.
>39753942I'm mad at you so I'm kinda ignoring you on purpose
>>39754007SHES GOT TWO OF EM
>Watching kanata's vod> https://www.youtube.com/live/szUbg1Yar5c?feature=share&t=1379 (23:00)>glass brokenjesas
>>39753942Have a pity you. Now, do better
>>39753942Ask me through a superchat, I can’t see this post
>>39753987Not really. Mori still refuses to say " i love you too" even though she said it to everyone else
pilgrim loves binding of isaac
>brothertori is an isaacfagdisgusting
>brotori is trying to get her to play isaacbased.
>>39754038>glassbroken>eggsdepleted
>>39753991It's only been two days. We've done two days before. But it's felt like two weeks.
>>39754019Most are on the upper wall, near the anterior part of the vagina.
>>39753804>>39754028Damn, I'm a chump for being honest this whole time.
>>39754038Anon that's a mug
>>39753956Sounds like you just need some help
>>39752957Hormone secretion that helps the other parts do their job, is the actual answer.
kiara would be too grossed out by BoI's constant poop and piss maggots everywhere
>>39754038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY
>>39753560>a good couple funny OCs>good posts>anons learning sex ed togetherif only everyday could be like this
>Kiara is ACTUALLY stalking her membersshe's dangerous...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_M9F6FsLo&t=1555sthose two look really great together, color wise
KFP is getting called out for falling for that 2view Kiara was grooming
>kiara hours>thread is boring
>>39753804>>39754028We need to bring back the death penalty
>>39753817listen nigger, i can nut from my nips I don't need to go up my ass like some gay prancing lala homo man
>>39754110You must be new here
Kanata likes vocaloid songsOkayu likes vocaloid songsGura likes vocaloid songsno collabsWhat gives?
GFE...
>kiara doesn't want kfp to outgroom the indies she's grooming
>>39754127kys, faggot
>>39754098she's german
>>39753541Adding to this the female orgasms is more psychological than physical, which is why foreplay and setting the mood is much more important than how long or how fast can you drill her insides.A horny woman will believe you if you say to her your dick is 8 inches (20 cm), and you are 6feet (1.83 m) tall. They get off on the idea of things.
KFP are whores
>>39754135Eh, not like it matters much
>>39753804>>39754028feels good being 6'1 and not having to lie about it, but I hate women
>>39754127kfp is watching the stream, the boring stuff is over and the good shit is on right now.
>>39754142Kanata is very shy and bad about doing collabsGura is very shy and bad about doing collabs and probably has autismOkayu has no fault.
>>39754110Wait your oshi doesn't follow you back on twitter?
KFP are whores.
>>39754165Yeah, Kiara's whores
i'm not playing gachashit, wawa
>>39754142kanata is too busy having sex with me to do vocaloid collabs
>>39754156Why did thumbs up posting fall out of favor? That was fun.
>>39754061>>39754065the duality of man
>>39754110Some prefer that.
Night bros I learned what the prostate does today
>kronii outfit reveal tomorrow>stream reservation says it’s live in 76 daysIs kronii retarded? Does she even check what she puts on her channel???
do not a towa
all this sex talk is dangerous
>>39754183My oshi actively tries to avoid me...
>>39754232nigga
>>39754232anonchama... that's her free chat...
>>39754214I donr know, I miss it, unironicaly
>>39754244just a few more years and her ovaries will be screaming for cum
>>39754232Anon...Read the title.
>>39754232Are you retarded? That's the waiting room you daft cunt
>>39754232The irony of this post is insane
Anons can be pretty smart
>>39754162>7 3/4">5'10"
>>39754232>Anon makes fun of [person here] for being "retarded".>They show that they themselves are retarded insteadEvery time
>>39754165>>39754192>>39754157Is it wrong to want double paizuri from Ophelia and my oshi?t. horny KFP
>>39754299I'm smart enough to know that Gura cute
>>39754214>>39754281Nice opinions retards.
>>39754324>this is an impression of how Kiara does paizuri
>>39754181>Okayu has no fault.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFxuyBoItFY
Whats the women prostate?
>>39754324Yes, honestly Ophelia legit looks derpy.
Bok bok I love Reine
>>39754299>Literally discovering info that you'd get from high school sex ed or any anatomy classSheltered anons...
>>39754324Her old model was much better than the new one
>>39754366boobs
>>39754366They don't need one anon.
>>39754358She did nothing wrong here.
>>39754209I bet you would if it was about collecting all wawa's .png
Stubbornchou...
>>39754372You think there are no underage around us?
>>39754369stop phone posting Kiara
>>39754366if you want a direct analogue it's the g-spotthe female equivalent to the penis is actually the clitoris rather than the vagina
>>39754366fanfiction.net
>Kiara's mother is dying in the coldJesus I knew the EU was fucked but didn't know it was that bad.
Mamatori ain't a freeloaderShe only raised one
damnitwe could have had secret Mamatori minecraft streams
>tfw you will never live a peaceful life playing classic vidya together with mamatori in beautiful rural austria
Naaaaaa
>>39754400susno wait
>>39754048Exactly. To her, Kiara ain't no joke to just throw that kinda statement around.
>>39754365She got redesigned and it looks worse.
>>39754431it's supposed to be 10 C on saturday, retard...
>brother tori wearing a milsurp winter overcoatHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR
>>39754369mep mep me too
>>39754433Brotori...
>>39754395Why is she allowed to have this big of a mustache? Shouldn't management have done something about this? Why is nobody talking about this yab?
>>39754431She got herself a cheap old house at the austrian-hungary border. It probably has shit insulation and with heating costs the way they are, she can't afford to heat it properly.
>>39754486>10c>coldlmao
Why is Fauna so horny for Kronii?Isn't it mean to tease an actual lesbian?
>>39754505that's what i saidam i drunk
>>39754453why did she do it bros?
Why are 4k people watching Kiara reading SCs?
>>39754512No, it's fun. Just ask Kiara, she loves teasing blue lesbians like Kronii, Reine and Nabi.
>>39754512Fauna usually teases ships when she has a collab planned soon with the person.
>>39754512Fauna is perpetually horny for women.
>>39754499>she can't afford to heat it properlyWhat the fuck does this even mean? You don't need to heat your house, just yourself. Wear an extra layer, wrap yourself in a blanket, and get one of these badboys. For the price of making a cup of tea you'll be toasty for hours.
>>39754551go back
>>39754512I don't think Kronii and Fauna are actually eachother's types. Fauna has mentioned that flirting with Kronii is super easy and doesn't make her nervous like it does with the other girls.
>>39754512straight women love flirting with lesbians because they can get a self-esteem boost from it but it's "safe"bottom text
>>39754571I can tell you've never experienced real cold
>>39754551Boredom. Kiara is kinda nice when she isn't yelling and cussing constantly.
>>39754571how are you supposed to heat that bag thing
>>39754551I don't know. Usually we are around 2.5k chickens listening to her tangenting.
>>39754512business yuri
>>39754600you pee into it
>>39754592>filtered
>>39754571>>39754486>>39754499It's because Israel blew up nordstream.
>>39754590What does keeping your bathroom warm while you're sat in the lounge have to do with that?
>>39754232smartest anon
>>39754592see >>39754580
>>39754588too real
>>39754551because your shit oshi doesn't stream anymore
>>39754470Knowing Mori's autism, I'd believe it.
when is Mumei coming back?
>>39754551its pretty comfy desu I like having a warm and nice birb to listen to
>>39754372Sexual anatomy is taught in grade 5+6 along with the rest of sex ed where I live.
I had to step out, why does she have the thumbnail for year+ old stream up?
>>39754600It's a rubber bottle your fill with hot water. Sit with it on your lap, comfy. When it'd bed time put it where your feet go in bed.
>>39754622>KIARA MY NORDSTREAM JUST DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>39754661Today or tomorrow
>>39754588femmate... ganbatte...
>>39754588>straight womenAnon...
I can’t believe Kronii is going to debut her outfit in the next travis scott concert why did cover allow this?
How does Kiara get off being so damn sexy?
>>39754708As far as audiences go you're low hanging fruit.
With both Kiara and Kronii liking Fire Emblem, and Bae having the Mika connection, I'm hoping we get a mini-Fire Emblem arc next month.
>>39754512Its bullying.Fauna story about popular girls was actually about her. She chooses nerdy lame girls to tease and make sexually frustrated.
>>39753013You could always go for the old reliable bae bawling at a dead baby in Edith fitch
>>39754413i wanna suck kiwawa's clit...
>>39754708shes based, thats how
>>39754372never had any use for that info and it has been like 40 years since we- I mean that anon learned it
>>39754730Okayu loves Fire Emblem.
>>39754582And by other girls she means specifically Bae
>>39754670dont they leak or something? do people actually use those?
>>39754668She is that far behind.
>>39754744ClitoRyS?
>>39754773>dont they leak or something?No anon they have a fucking screw cap. They're relatively common in Britain. They're a simple, cheap solution to the problem of being cold.
>>39754786
bok bok, I love chicken woman.
how long is Kiara going to read SCs? I'm getting sleepy
>>39754744that's gay as fuck
>>39754470I mean she already said she loves her during her birthday. https://www.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544394058650374144
>>39754786But I thought IRyS was the futa of Hope.
>>3975482815 more minutes by her own words
>>39754744Clits are basically just small penises.
Translation pls
If a woman owns pets, that docks points from her overall attractiveness scale.
>>39754786Soulful IRyS image
>>39754863where do you come from that most people don't own pets
is it time yet? my watch froze over
It’s almost midnight in Austria Kiara, think about Brotori…
>>39754512Proof?
>>39754857>Hi I'm good>I lied I'm racist
>>39754857you should be able to read this
>>39754857>Hello, I'm nice>I lied, I'm racist
>>39754730Kiara will hate it because no lesbians.Kronii will like it though because there's a brown cheery archer guy who will do nothing in the actual story.
>>39754893Eh, he'll survive.
>>39754857Hi I'm niceI lied I'm racist
>>39754786The biggest meme I will never get is about guys not finding the clitoris, like, nigga. How? Shit is right there.
>>39754893Brotori needs his goodnight paizuri
>try to buy watame's mousepad via buyee>click add to cart>'Fail to add to Buyee cart because of limited product.'Help.
>>39754512she wants thresome with Mumei and Kronii
>>39754857what's with this filename format?
>>39754786hot
>>39754898>>39754914>good>nice>racistThose all mean the same thing.
anyone else feel like Irys is getting too cocky lately?
>>39754863gay
>>39754898>>39754914>>39754924dankeschön>>39754904no onions habla espanol
>>39754955more like not enough cock
>>39754928Link?
>>39754948Twitter mobile
>>39754948Looks like a date and time.
>>39754857I know all of myth are racist but which myth is the most racist one?
>>39754926We just pretend to not know where it is. It's basically a penis so doing anything with it is gay.
>>39754981>onions
>>39754955I'll correct her latercheeky Nephilim
>>39754995https://booth.pm/en/items/4431804
Kiara sucks and is annoying and she should be lonely and single for the rest of her life with just her dumb cats as company.
>>39754927Yeah, from me.
>>39754981>cebollas
>>39754926Sometimes they have large hoods, but it still ain't hard to find.
>>39755004>Kiara
>>39753633MELBOURNE?
>>39755019I can't explain that
I really like this emoji ngl
I come from the distant future of 2022. Hololive is in shambles, as is the entire vtubing industry. I can't explain much but do NOT let EN3 debut. The catalyst for everything begins with Her debut. Her name is monitored on every website in the future, so I have to be discreet. If she debuts, you MUST bully her into graduating ASAP. The only hint I can give is that she is a monkey.
Kiara will NEVER catch up on SCs
>in japan>reading superchtsIs Kiara human?
the quest for japanese pussy begins
kiara should go to the gym at least 3 times a week
what now?Kiara is over?!
>>39753752Mori/Marine
>>39755078>>39755078>the distant future of 2022
>>39755045Nice try, Chonkers. But I will not leave Kiara for you.
>2022 is basically over
How many lesbian bathhouses has Kiara been to?
>>39755087She just has to read supers for some hours at Mori's place and then get to have sex with her, it's worth it
>>397550782020* shit.
>>39755078Wrong timeline bro
>>39755098Luna member only Rust
>2023 starts on mondayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke8dCOl2gHE
>>39753862BroTori…
Sololive/Album preparations....
>>39755004>most racist Myth: Kiara>most racist Hope: IRyS>most racist Council: formerly Sana, now Mumei>most racist overall: IRyS
Management Hate!
>>39755078>she is a monkeyAqua?
>>39755078this timeline is safe bro
Are we still talking about dick holes? Cos I have two dick holes. Also some anon said cum is not stored but produced on the spot, well why do I shoot galloons of cum when I haven't jizzed for a few week? But if I have a wank then have more wanks the less jizz comes out. Why is that then? hmmmm?
Ganbatte Kiara
>>39754926That's one of those memes like white people not spicing their food. The person saying it can't find fault so they have to invent one.
Sad chicken woman
>>39755126That Mori? me
huh it's still october or something right?
>>39755042Unfortunately, you might have to go through Tenso rather than Buyee even though they're essentially the same company.
So Kiara is gone until next week???
>>39755122not enough
>>39755131>the distant future of 2020
>Bookclub>Gameshow with vibrators>Girlstalk podcast>EN news showThat's just at the top of my head
I'm helping!
>>39755004Kiara never did a collab with Sana
>>39755078Jill-kun....
I LOVE KIARA
>>39755078Minato Aqua is Monkey>>39755131>2020
>>397551833 days top, considering she's in the new year 3D relay
>>39755205IS THAT
I LOVE KIWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>397551892200...
>>39755196Also full album, i think
Auf Wiedersehen!
Kiara "You mean actual monkeys?" Takanashi
>>39755196That's just normal delays, its for sure album stuff.
>>397551833/4 days at most accounting for Japanese timezonesand thats not counting content like the new years concert or sponsored duet
>>39755198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJkdShl_d8
>>39755198>he didn't watch the Australian snackbox review
>>39755198Doesn’t remember the snack box review
>>39754600Even in the dead of winter at like -10c I still get way too hot in bed and sometimes have to turn a fan on, not needed a hot water bottle since childhood.
>>39755196>EN news showI forgot she wanted to do that, she has a background and everything.
>>39755228God Aqua Crew are so fucking dumb
RATE THE SOCKWAWA!
Wait, that was the only EN stream for today?
>>39755198>Anon has never watched a Hololive stream
RATE THE STREAM
>>39755235Bye Kiara!
>>39755106why did he make two exact same posts?
>>39755168Hi, Luna.
>>39755228Stupid ass aquacrew, this is why your kind is sold as sex toys in the black market
>>39755228Pon Aqua Crew... you'll get it right the first time some day...
>>39755272Moon soon (maybe)
>>39755269kino/10
STREAM LET ME STAY HERE AND CUTE NA KANOJOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdgKmhbsZt0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMVJTLZOzQ
>>39755295post your butt
>>39755272mumei, maybe.
>>39755244Hopefully she realized what she wants should actually be an EP. An album is way too ambitious at her originals release rate and no resource backing
>>39755269>>39755286I hate that I've fallen for a lesbian/10wawa cute
I am happy for Kiara, but her being in Japan means just more EU dead hours for me. VOD times it is then I guess.
AmeRyS bros?
>>39755269>>39755286kino sockpuppets and cute nosies/10. One of her best streams, even better because she got to it when the idea was still fresh.
>>39755286Mori, Mori, Mori, Mori / 10
Guys I dont think this is good, I just found out I love Wawa
>>39755286kino/10one of the best hololive streams this year
>>39755286>>39755269members was more kino, but this had more variety /10
>>39755269Kino, but the ASMR part elevated it to kino of the highest order
>>39755269>>39755286SEX/10
>>39755286twas aight
Hope lunaitos are enjoying Luna's mengen. Looks like it's dead hours for the rest of us which means it's time to abandon thread.
>>39755269TENchou/10
>>39755319Anon, if Watame did it, Kiara can do it as well.
>>39755305based
>>39755269>>39755286actual kino/10the ASMR part killed me
since there's nothing to do now please join me in getting thru this since Fauna's expecting us to know this in and outhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDEABC46805D55767
>>39754773Braindeadchama
>>39755072Some new emojis give off some nice personalities compared to the classic emojis too.
>>39755344>Guys I dont thinkbased>I just found out I love Wawabased
>>39755269Cute, fun, but getting a bit played out/10
I'm gonna say it.The sock puppets were cute and creative and unique and run-on sentence and I'm surprised Kiara came up with the idea herself. I hope it's not a one and done idea and she brings them back in the future.
streams?
Which sockpuppet would you prefer a handjob with?For me it's Sock Gura
>>39755286>>39755269schizokino/10pretty good stream to end it on for a bit, looking forward to the japan trip. Coughing was a bit worrying though.
>>39755381>everyone is supposed to know everything about everything that exists in the world
We're in dead hours now. Post a sound you like
>>39755269UNHINGED/ 10
>>39755327We're thriving.
>>39755396sexy frog
woah, festival is such a whore completely copying matsuri's stream
>>39755269>>39755286That was probably my favorite stream this month desu. It was so good, especially the ASMR part. kek/10
>>39755269>>39755286Based EN unity Queen/10She gives us so much unique content it's a blessing, Kiwawa loves Hololive and I love her
>>39755380Is she gonna make us take a quiz?
i ate a 5 days old cake now my stomch feels really weird..
>>39755269>>39755286Best stream of the year/10000
>>39755380I hope I remember all the characters names for the quiz.
>>39755396I agreewould be cool if the other girls acknowledge it and we get sockpuppet offcollab japan edition
>>39755405
>>39755286>>39755269I love this silly chicken.
>>39755327>83k views>only 7k likeslmao
How do I listen to soundposts?
>>39755396yes but maybe only once per season or something.
I posted these earlier, but if you missed it or just woke up, Amane Kanata Ch. had a really amazing live this morning, and if you don't have the time to watch the entire performance, there in my opinion are the two performances that you must watch from the showJitter Doll https://youtu.be/szUbg1Yar5c?t=730Unravel https://youtu.be/szUbg1Yar5c?t=2372
>>39755269My mind is full of fuck, especially after the ASMR Sockover, but I also haven't laughed that hard in quite some time, so its a weird feeling.
>>39755321Mori...
>>39755461stop taking your meds
>>39755461Stop taking your meds.
>>39755454>100/100bullshit
>>39755370Watame I believe has more experience while also living in Japan to literally be in person for every session or excess help that she needs
>>39755418I thought matsuri didn't like doing asmr strims.
>>39755396I think she wanted to take the tkmr ones to have a collab with Mori with them
>>39755269>>39755286it was great and made me laugh in these trying times
>>39755396>I hope it's not a one and done ideaShe could do a puppet show or something, but I don't think they have a lot of reuse value at this rate.
>>39755396It is great, but not sure if she should do it too frequently, at least a concert as some members dont have many songs. Would be great for some videos either using a soundboard of the other girls' voices, or getting voice lines from them directly. It is a pure kino offcollab idea tho.
>>39755461open your ears
>>39755461carefully
>>39755396eh, maybe one offcollab in Japan, otherwise let it rest a few months
>>39755461turn your volume up
>>39755180fug :DDD
>>39755454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh6YT8yesDU
>>39755528UH BRO??
>>39755473kanata sex
>>39755460Ame's like is worth a million likes
>>39755436Ya crazy we've been getting all this and the advent stuff but I've only seen Jp and ID mention it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RV1AozxQxo
>>39755493She is still really nervous about it, but wanted to do ASMR on Christmas for her fans
>>39755396It should remain a one-time thing.
>>39755473It was so great I had to stop watching porn, I was glued to her singing and outfit
>>39755575No, its worth a single like
>>39755570Korone is very sexual
>>39755403Yes people fill rubber bottles with boiling hot water to sleep with when it's cold and it just leaks all over. Use one fragment of your fucking braincell holy retard. Have you heard of a flask that keeps your liquids hot or cold for long periods of time? Same principal, are you from the fucking 1200's? Fucking christ.
>>39755587Nice
>>39755626JESAS
>>39755587had to look up the meme but neat
One of the most creative streams done in EN leading up to >>> Uh who else is streaming today exactly?
>>39755587One of these days one of your videos is gonna randomly get like 200k views man
>>39755673what is the meme
>>39755473It was incredible. >>39755617Dude, same.
>>39755575actually, you need a million plus one likes because the like button is binaryhttps://files.catbox.moe/ez8zde.jpg
>>39755696TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
>>39755435>>39755430I only watched the first episode, theresDemonica somethingFu Fu Furi Furi PupiCookie BoyCookie GirlConesribbonista or somethingits about demonica wanting ice creampractice quiz in 2 hours, first 3 episodes
>>39755473And if you don't watch either of those, at least watch her surpass her limits like she said she was going to do on Holotalk https://youtu.be/szUbg1Yar5c?t=2490
https://twitter.com/OgumaShiro/status/1607874179830874113
>>39755269>>3975528610/10
Did you know? Ame is the cutest girl to ever exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXYoKY9hf8Did Kiara manage to be one of the Holos getting a sololive in 2023 or is she going to have to wait until 2024?
>>39755782kekits a fucking denpagets me every time
moom soon
I miss Kiwawa.
>>39754676tomorrow and not soon
>>39755730At least use a good Oasis song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmpXFfNZhg
>>39755800>Ame is the cutest girl to ever existProof?
>>39755805Probably. They have to remind everyone that EN exists and Kiara is the only one that would actually put any effort into making one out of the whole branch
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607877080456339456https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607877080456339456https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607877080456339456
>>39755868
>Fell asleep>Missed sock puppetsDarn.
>>39755868Look at how happy she is after hearing her little jinglehttps://youtu.be/m1tD0_upcjs?t=6266
>>39755180>tenso requires id verification>buyee doesn't>tenso uses buyee as a proxy shipping service anywayI'm gonna blow my brains out.
>>39755877>sockpuppets will take over the world someday. not AI, not robots. sockpuppets.Not crazy btw.
>>39755877big if true
>>39755473I woke up and watched it on my laptop in bed, fucking great thing to wake to.
>>39755877sus.
>>39755873You can't just pretend Mori doesn't exist
>>39755946The ID verification doesn't have to happen until after the item hits the factory. If it's about not wanting to do the id verification at all then I can't help you
>>39755969>great thing to wake toYeah, just like me waking up to cuddles with my wife, 桃鈴ねね.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607878138138075137https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607878138138075137https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1607878138138075137happy wawa
could they be?
>>39755983mori has an entirely different thing going on with UMG
>>39756018kiara is at her cutest when she's proud of something
>>39755380but i don't want to write cliff notes on this.
would KFP still like Kiara if she was brown?
Ame stream today?
>>39756048
>>39756031>>39755327Why is she in other girls art tag?
>>39756012i love waking up to cuddles with your wife!
>>39756048yes
What songs should Mori sing?
>>39756058Watch the fucking vod retard, then you'll know
>>39756083bury the light
>>39756083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9tMqgEGLA&ab_channel=VillagePeople-Topic
>>39756083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
>>39756048Kiara is spiritually black already
>>39756083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOKtbRNl1SM
>>39756066Hinotori is such a banger...
>>39756083FREE BIRD!
>>39756018
>>39756133
>>39756107Why does SocKronii looks like a pedo?
>>39756133>>39756143Kiara needs a gyaru alt already
>>39756000Does the current address listed on my ID have to be the same as where I want it sent too? If so that might be an issue.
Takamori Love!https://www.twitter.com/CrManzana/status/1607844615381475331
>>39756159
>>39756159She looks like she fucks ankle socks.
>>39756166I don't care to deal with the>Wtf she's doing blackfaceretards
>>39756191cute
>>39756172I wouldn't know, I used my passport instead of my state ID.
>>39754214Because all we only did that for the eggs and schizo posters - just wait for the next one.
>>3975619110/10. Would let my children be scarred for life again.
>>39756166EVERY HOLO needs a gyaru alt
>>39756194Is... is it odd that makes me hard?
>>39756133I always think back to that pic of the black kfp at a con and wonder if she has more black fans than other holos
https://twitter.com/333aalloonnHD/status/1607865466281938944
>>39756233>>39756172Actually wait no, I'm retarded, yeah I used my state ID. The passport was for another service
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1607843523835068416Her money?
>>39756034What the fuck did you think you meant by this
>>39756266prolly
>>39756233>>39756279Apparently they send a postcard or some shit to confirm before sending.
>>39756255Absolutely true my Koronesuki, I need every Holo to look like they sell vacuum BJs in the alley behind the COVER building for $50 a pop.
>>39756000iirc I used my ID with an old address and a recent bank statement with the current address.
>>39756278This stream has been very fun for everyone.
>>39756296the usual process wouldn't be relevant to her numbnuts
Unhinged Wawa mentions>Ame muted>Kiara and Baelz has the most collaboration songs in EN>Promoting IRyS to do more EN duets>Enter Matsuri in chat>Enter Zeta in chat>Kronii's new outfit get hyped>Date with Kanata is set>Kiara needs to make a Matsuri sock>Birds and the bees show with Holopuppets>Cheating on Kiara with Ophelia
>>39756313I NEED THIS
>>39756083Duvet Bros is it finally time?
>>39756308I did not get that at all.
>>39756255>garyu fureauuuuoooooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>39756333Thank you for doing these
>>39756278cute
Got any good reaction images from the sockpuppets?
>>39756346They do it if you want it sent somewhere which isn't your current address.
STREAMS DOKO?
>>39756038I'm getting sucked into the story
Is it true that Kiara and Mori will be meeting face to face within the next few days?
>>39756380Wrong company
>>39756333You forgot the part where she leaked that gura is fucking dead
>>39756313Imagine what they would do for an akasupa
Anustart is objectively the cutest song.
>>39756339
>>39756392no, but they will meet ass to face.
>>39755911I also molested you while you were asleep.t. hooman
>>39756409That's Fauna's Original
>>39752476Where's the Mr. Brightside audio?
>>39756408Nothing in this world is as hot as gyarus
>>39756349>gyaru Flare>she has INVERTED tanlines
>>39756365
>>39756255I'd take just high school clique related in general, whether it's gyaru or something else. In the case of Fauna for example obviously emo would be the way.Even if it's a bit of a meme I wanted casual emo Fauna over pretty but typical casual outfit Fauna. There could even be degrees, so the default outfit isn't too over the top and more general but she can add accessories/make-up/whatever to amp the emo up as she chooses.
>>39756409Nah, that's Astrogirl.
>>39756417Oh thank god I was about to pull my ads
Ayamefriend doko?
>>39756365This one was probably my favorite
Kronii's outfit should've been today if no one's gonna stream at all
>>39756365I need a soundpost of Takatori rubbing on each other and the cursed vore asmr
>>39756508out turning tricks for cash
>>39756489Graduated talent's orisongs do not count
>>39756517>My retarded qualifications matterShut up retard
>>39755983Mori is separate since UMG does her shit instead of Cover.
>>39756534Stay seethin breadfag
So now what
>>39756509>A blurry image of indistinct emotion is the best the stream can produce
>>39756517sounds like a cope to me.
>>39756566Yes
>>39756575THAT'S SEX
Isn't kronii's outfit reveal today?
>>39756566
>>39756566that's what makes it good
https://youtu.be/5oSJy87zBjA
>>39756566Indistinct emotions are all I feel.
>>39756562apparently we're watching some shitty cartoon
>>39756296Anon, Mori doesn't have to rely on cover for her concerts. The original question is about the people who have to wait in line for the Cover Studio.
>>39756333The IRyS bit sounds like a tease for the incoming duet collab
>>39756575SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>39756575kek
>>39756333>>Promoting IRyS to do more EN duetsThat counts to about 6 times the KiaRyS schizo owes us commissioned lewds.
well...at least Kaela is streaming in 3 hours
I'm just ready for the outfit
>>39756566kino
>>39756575That looks like Moom raping Bae, it's not a good reaction image.
>As of right now, there is no EN stream planned for the next 27 hours
>>39752088Sana may've left but she will never be forgottenSana love!Day 117
Kiara's sockpuppet concert appearances summed upMori: 5Ina: 2Gura: 4Ame: 1IRyS: 2Fauna: 1Kronii: 2Mumei: 4Baelz: 4special mention: Gura and Fauna ASMR
https://youtu.be/XM6-Nm0LXNU?t=520OK I'm into it Fauna has good taste
>>39756417Woah mama
>>39756677It's my reaction to Bae
>>39756509>If only you knew how bad things truly are
>>39756653hurr me only watch en id bad
>>39756677Just wait for a multiplayer game with those two playing and you are set.
>>39756682Anon hasn't worked enough for it
>>39756682Fauna will be streaming tomorrow so 23 and a half hours at worst.
>>39756612STOP EATING YOUR HAIR, YOU DUMB BITCH!
>>39756599>you think this is just some funny puppet show
>>39756688TAKAMORI KINGS
>>39756682what we got from JPs tonight?
>>39756688>SockAme is the only one that didn't appear more than onceTHEY HATE EACH OTHER!
I have a feeling Kiara had the Kiara puppet for a very long time...
>>39756750Haachama does English streams on Wednesdays.>Chammers singlehandedly holding up the entire EN branch by complete accident
gwam
>>39756688>Mori the most in advent calendar>Mori the most in the puppet concertTakamori home
>>39756772Fauna...
I want a Jackbox collab...
>>39756791Fauna had let me stay here and that cringy ass asmr
>>39756783Some of these would make for a good "she sees your dick" compilation.
Oh Gura, my love for you is deep and trueLike the roots of a tree, it grows and renewsYour beauty is like a rose, blooming and brightI am drawn to you like a moth to a lightYour laughter is like music, it fills my earsYour kindness, like a balm, soothes all my fearsYour intelligence, like a beacon, it shines so brightI am captivated by your beauty and your lightYour eyes are like stars, twinkling and brightYour smile is like sunshine, it warms my nightYour touch is like a feather, so gentle and kindI am entranced by your grace, your poise, your mindOh Gura, my love for you will never fadeIt will grow stronger, each day by dayI will cherish you, protect you, and stand by your sideI am yours forever, my love, my prideSo let us journey together, through thick and thinLet us conquer the world, and let our love beginOur bond is unbreakable, our love eternalOh Gura, my love for you is supernal
Moom better moom soon or else there’ll be hell to pay
>>39756791Fauna at least appeared again in the ASMR.
>>39756782I see no frame
Bias but Iya Iya was my favorite part, can't believe she actually gave us that. GuraFauna asmr close second
>>39756682finally i can catch up on the zeta insect tier list vod
*uuuuuuuuuu stops*
>>39756782Haachama got sick you dumb motherfucker
>>39756861Oh yeah I forgot she phoned in sick so we could spend all day having anal impregnation sex.
>>39756829>hell to paylike what, unmembering?
>>39756772So this was a lie?
>>39756682>Kiara knew this and gave us a full EN stream concertI kneel
>>39756783>he posted we hate Wawa again
>>39752119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jShhJAysOw
WTF IS A COLOR CONSULTANT????????
https://twitter.com/momoka5211314/status/1607584488430895105
>>39756566yeah
>>39756918Is this horrorscopes but for women?
>>39756918something you need to do if you are a designnow pay for your color palette
>>39756918they teach you how to avoid certain colors
>>39756952no
>>39756918A scammer
im towa.
>>39756952
>>39756784The Gura puppet is too fucking cute
>>39756952In 12 minutes :)
>>39756682A certain someone who speaks English will be streaming if you can believe it
>>39756566Those are the best kinds of images
>>39757022lies
>>39756066Urge to colonize... rising.
>>39756888Owl abuse
>>39756417>ass to face.Ass to ass would be better.
>>39756333>Date with Kanata is setlol ok Kiara sure it is.
Reminder that Suisei mogs literally everyone vocally.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N029UUlH1Dc
E-Celeb board when?
>>39756988what she doin
>>39756688fauna was twice, Sort it out.
I'm finna squeeb
>>39757051and yet she kneeled to Risu after Holofes
>>39756988
>>39756918is it really this easy to make up some random bullshit and start scamming women?
>>39757051>copiomis unironically think this
>>39757045Then do your thing already, Mumei will stream tomorrow
>>39757051As if I needed a reminder.
>>39757051nohttps://youtu.be/2T7Ql4D1UnQ
>>39757056It wohld probably clear /vt/ of all the streamer drama chasers who think they are too good for LSF.
>>39757110HOT
>>39757093Has Risu done anything worth listening to besides her King cover? I listened to a couple of her other songs and wasn't impressed. The only holomem close to Suisei is Okayu the banger machine.
>>39757051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwRg9ZgANINot even the best Phony cover in Hololive.
>>39756918You pay a nigress to tell you which colors look good with your skin, eye and hair color for clothing and shit
>>39757110woahsnifff
>>39757056Yeah, we can get an e-celeb board and call it /incel/ (INternet CELebrity).Then we can spend all day shitting it up because we hate internet celebs and the people that enjoy them. We can also laugh at them because haha incels, and crosspost all of our epic owns to L*lc*w and k*w*f*rms
>>39757051This is one of her worst covers. Anya sings it a lot better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwRg9ZgANI
EN3 when
Mori…
>>39756878stupid sexy gyaru hag bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDRhxv8_PAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDRhxv8_PAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDRhxv8_PA
>>39757051nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5wV1PWuW8
>Bae guerilla week>IRyS guerilla week>Ame guerrilla week>no schedules for the rest of HoloENyep, something is happening, expect something big, maybe offcollabs or maybe a new gen
OK BUT I REALLY MISS GURA
>>39757196Fauna already said she's streaming tomorrow, and most likely thursday/friday
>>39757184Anon... Ina"s gone... It wasn't your fault. You have to move on
>>39757196>gorilla week>right after Amanekanatach's anniversaryYeah I'm thinking sex.
>>39757168>>39757145You two must've linked the wrong video because that wasn't particularly good. Not bad by any stretch, but you're coping if you think it's anywhere near Suisei's.
>>39757177What is this Kirin scared of?
What streams are we watching this fine evening?
>>39757145>>39757168Man Melhomos are obnoxious
>>39757196they are in vacation like a normal western folkthey are fucking their partners and meeting the family
HoloMyth 3D debuts in Japan soon.Also, Myth and ID1 getting 3D idol outfits
>>39757222lol
>>39756938This is lamyThis is how lamy feels to me
>>39757177>every time i showed her my cock
>>39756825this is nice but I don't remember typing this.
>>39757177>uuuuu>I dunno>*giggle*
>>39757216Even fans of Suisei can admit that was weak.
>>39757216You need to get your ears checked if you think Suisei's Phony is actually any good. Fucking Suiseifags.
>>39757242lollmao
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1607887654355632128https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1607887654355632128https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1607887654355632128
>>39756682>Haachama would be doing an EN stream tonight but she's sick
>>39757242i doubt any of them are getting the white uniforms everybody will get the new one at holofes
>>39757282Yeah, me.
FUCK THIS IM GOING TO TOWA
>>39757282How nice of Haachama to tweet even when sick
>>39757110That isn't how Mumei pees.
>>39757305I can actually see that happening. Dirty Jap bastards>white idol outfit is for JP only>introduce new, lesser idol outfit for everyone
HoloEN should should make a plan to relocate as many as them as possible to Japan. There's already enough of them that would be interested in having that close proximity to a friend group to fill enough and there's always JPs who'd love to join in as well.
Okayu has the best discography, as a whole, in hololive
>>39757313No don’t do it, you will regret it afterwards
is Mori the biggest footslut in all of hololive?
>>39757351Can't look much worse than Lui's.
>>39757338proof?
https://youtu.be/0RV1AozxQxohttps://youtu.be/0RV1AozxQxohttps://youtu.be/0RV1AozxQxo
>>39757372Not even the biggest footslut in her own gen
>>39757367Correct, however the bar is very low.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6P_m6adkgc&ab_channel=OkayuCh.%E7%8C%AB%E5%8F%88%E3%81%8A%E3%81%8B%E3%82%86
>>39757367correct post
>Your oshi>Your hopes for EN3
what are some /hlgg/ approved Indies that >we can watch?
I miss Kaela...
>>39757427Fuck off and watch a vod or go to whatever fucking thread is for your retarded indies
>>39757412>the bar is very low.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNI2FBQQIag
>>39757022WHERE IS THE GODDAMN STREAM? IT BEEN 12 MINUTES!
>>39757414NoneAn oshi
I miss Koyori...
>>39757439stay watata, my brother
>>39757427GuraIna
>>39757196Has Ame said anything new about a japan trip?
>>39757455accidental quotehave another songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if7463dwFqI
>>39757412Mogu Mogu Yummy is in the bottom third of Okayu's songs.
Polka?
>>39757457ff14, right now
>>39757414KiaraFor Alice to stop being a whore.
>>39757500Yeah, when the list is viewed in Australia.
i won't wait for Mumei anymore, i have to sleep
>>39757427the cute 1view I was watching stopped streaming shortly after she went to college. I was hoping she'd come back over the winter break but no sign...
>>39757513???I don't see Iroha or Fubuki
>>39757400https://litter.catbox.moe/samoh5.pngfor some reason I drew Gura doing the plato pose over a year ago
>>39757412better versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/i0vu7y.mp3
>>39757521sleep well...
>>39757545Wrong finger.
>>39757513Stop being gay. And no, I'm not calling you gay because you watch homos, I'm calling you gay because you watch an MMO stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rBtc0P-j0A
>Just 3 days until Kiara starts streaming from Japan again.Feels weird following Kiara since she left and now being back, so hype.
Mumei status?
>>39757567I hope she and IRyS meet up and kiss
>>39757427Just search the FFXIV tag on Twitch. I'm sure you'll find your very own 2view to groom.
>>39753144CUTE DOGGO
You fags complain about no stream but none of you ever stream
>>39757589She was supposed to be back tomorrow but Kronii outfit reveal may delay it or something
while you are distracted shitposting, okayu was building a religionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53Ev-HY5ao
>Your oshi>What's up dude?
>>39757601my cock
>>39757610I plan on starting next year.I'm going to get into StarsEN4
>>39757520The vast majority of Poisonya syndrome is much better than Mogu Mogu.It's seriously the best album in hololive.
>>39757500Meanwhile the unsung hero of hololive songwriting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5oggg7aSE&ab_channel=NeneCh.%E6%A1%83%E9%88%B4%E3%81%AD%E3%81%AD
>>39757567Kiara is finally about to get her Holo sex tour, insane how many off collabs are lined up and even Ayame
>>39757414gurahorsepussy
>>39757567Wait, that was Kiara's last stream before she leave? :(
>>39757414koroneI don't want it but botan and korone asked for a snake be it en or jp
>yfw we will never get a Gura x JP rape offcollabWhy even live?
>>39757414InaSomeone with at least Noel-tier cowtits
>>39757051Suisei is peak "soulless but tries really hard"