/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Don't forget, /holoX/!

love my daughter

Streams later

Koyori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvQsbygLj0
Iroha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-eiBJZODc

>>39665276
Wrong stream, this one later

Koyori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZdW3ASiQ_A

>>39665269
I love your daughter too.

*waiting for Gozaru with Pokobee*

:)

>>39665448
:>

>>39665229
Why keep posting this shitty bait? You put Laplus into this image on purpose.

*laughing at ricardo with Pokobee*

>>39665448
:D

>>39665448
c:

>>39665448
:O

>>39666173
this face makes me scareroused

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se801E62wac&ab_channel=momonofuEN another funny animation

>>39666614
If only you knew...

Lui singing Kickback was a surprise for me, she really nailed it, you guys liked it? i thought it was awesome

Holoxdog

>>39666893
That surprised me as well, I would of thought that the song was too new to cover. Pretty cool song to finish off her relay

>>39667499
Grim.

I think HoloX is pretty cool.

>>39668048
we have our own hotdog, nothing cooler than that

KOYOYO~!

*enjoying retro games with Pokobee*

*washing Chloe's panties when she isn't looking with Pokobee*

>>39669439
Please don't wash out the soap

>>39669439
I want Chloe to gag me with her unwashed panties and then force my nose into her armpit so I'm forced to breathe in her unwashed fumes.

>>39669510

>>39669489
>>39669510
Pokobee has heard you, we'll just wash her bra instead.

>>39669566

>>39669589
NO! Soap Chloe!

>>39669510
A man can dream
it sucks the devs removed this chloe bot

page 10 smelly

>>39669566
no...

HoloX love!

>>39673769
They're all here!

>>39673777
I love my funny fennec secret society member

>>39673769
AIE HOLOFOUR LOVE

>>39673844
>FOUR
what do you mean
all five of them are right there

>>39673920
Clown Joshu is in HoloX now???

>>39665276
Gozaru!

>didn't get a picture of her karaage because the senpai ate them immediately
kek

>AZKi got Gozaru chiikawa merch
AZKi LOVE

*hiding in /holox/ with Pokobee*

at this point it seems like Gozaru joined Hololive just to feed everyone lol

>>39676791
Uber Gozaru slowly gaining traction. She'll have a world wide franchise in the future.

Iroha!

Gozaru is too cute...

I-ro-ha!

Cute

yes, cute

Gozaru gone...
Gozaru cute...

Gozaru very cute

Not cute

*leg day with Pokobee*

If all of HoloX got together to do a group wide collab, what would you want to see them do that doesn't violate YouTube's guidelines and wouldn't get management trying to crucify them?

Can you guys be homies for me and respond to this post with a summary of this morning's Asakoyo? I'm headed to bed and probably won't be watching it when I wake up.

*hating page 10 with Pokobee*

pokobeXheads our bread!

Chloe has soiled herself & needs to be bathed.

>>39688815
w..well if i must...

>>39683808
Off-collab batsi games?

KOYOYO~!

>>39693339
asauoooooooyo
https://youtu.be/glvQsbygLj0

>>39687220
-13 minutes of shilling various hololive merch
-hololy Photo Contest 3 announcement
-Christmas Hologra
-Relaying the Pokemon metronome tournament
-The ASMR spree on christmas exceeded 20 hours total between all of the members
-Subaru misspelled her merch for her 4th anniversary, causing it to become a trending topic
-Pekora's loss at the horse betting
-Polka made a drunk post on twitter space after amongus
-Marine took record of all of the holos that have scratched her
-Knight of SWORDS is the tarot card

>>39696249
kek i was gonna do that but i couldn't find his post, thought it was on the mayo thread
only missing comiket (dec 30, 31), and holoearth but i guess thats under "various hololive merch"
nice summary!

only five more days until tarot readings

I appreciate your oshi looking out for mine while she is gone, Luitomos.
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1607511582266871809

>>39697665
That's illegal!

>>39696774
never watched asamio, does she do the same thin

sniff gozaru

sniff wagahai
its been a month bros...

>>39698810
this is for her new years readings

>>39697665
I'm starting to get scared that La+ is too much of a neet to come back properly.
Who else got the HoloX Member card?

>>39706066
Only time will tell.
Yes, I got the card and the hoodie along with everything else I got during the anniversaries. I'm glad I bought them when I did because I was considering holding off on it for a bit and almost fucked myself with that shipping fee error announced the other day.

>>39706066
We can only hope this was enough of a wake up call for her to finally listen to other holos and stop being stupid.

*preparing for new years with Pokobee*

>>39696249
Many thanks, friend!

>>39706066
I got the Lui anniversary set along with both the hoodie and card.
My bank account is screaming, but my heart is singing.

Arigato, Lui-Lui.
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1607511582266871809

Just ordered my Iroha Plushie. Does someone know the difference between buying from hololive shop or buying from Geekjack?

>>39716781
Reliability I suppose? I never had an issue with Geekjack before, but after hearing my friend not receive his tapestry for two years ended up dissuading me from using it again just in case. I only used it once before though, so I'd ask around for more opinions.

>>39716781
Don't fucking order from Geekjack. They're god awful. I've never had a single issue with the Hololive shop.

*Dodging page 10 with Pokobee*

Poe poe poe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEJWBXVXLl8

>>39719673
poe!

>>39719673
https://youtu.be/bXlq9iUqvfo

>>39719969
POE POE POE!

>>39719969
waaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VjaDJBQfA
Gozaru

nice 1st place, Gozaru

>uncontested 1st place
Stop going easy on her, Kazamatai, she needs serious training session.

Shame of Japan...

Gozaru... kek

I think Gozaru might be bad at this...

>>39722124
I believe in Iroha's training arc, assuming she has enough time to play off stream as well.

Stupid pon samurai can't do anything right. First she ponned the sports fes and brought dishonor to her team, now she's ponning in Mario Kart.

>>39722379
Seppuku time

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1607675761166798849
Chloe...

I thought Kazama was doing her head tilting just to be cute, but she literally does it on every single turn. I think she does it without realizing. So adorable

>>39722599
>isreal
HOLY SEX

>ended with a 1st
good job Gozaru

>>39722698
kek, I didn't even notice. She always manages to be accidentally cute somehow.

>>39722698
how is pokobee this cute bros?

>>39722931
Furry paws typed this post.

KOYOYO~!

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1607682539292098560
the absolute size of this unit

>>39723385
Wow, a lot bigger than I expected. Glad I ordered the merch

Chloe posted this week shedule, there's endurance to 968k

>>39724020
>irokuro new year streams
>STREAMS
oh man

>>39724077
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

>>39724020

>>39706066
I think we'll know by the manner of her return. If she puts on a big show of returning i.e has a 3D return and then reaffirms committment to a goal (more collabs, more stream variety, album/sololive ectect) then I'll believe that she is back in a big way and will probably ride a big wave of return good will.
If she just comes back to no real fanfare and then just carries on as she was before then yeah, can't see her lasting

>>39723385
It's roughly the same size as my Karasu, pretty manageable. I don't know why, but I thought it would be significantly bigger.

>>39697665
Why do her merch sales close a week before everyone else?

>>39727243
Not looking good lap bros

KOYOYO~!

Chloe on miko stream

>>39724221

Yes Chloe
Yes Watch
Simple as.

>>39729945
True, I also want to sniff my friends socks. Nothing weird about it.

>>39730245
Chloe is a very weird individual.

Koyo is talking about flowers. Said something like not wanting to make viewers wait so she tries to hold it in often. Then talked about getting sick if you keep holding it in often. Like the usual Koyo, she backtracked immediately and wondered why not picking flowers will make her sick

>>39727243
Because that was what was negotiated with the company supplying the merch?

>>39730630
She should pick as many flowers as she needs and then share her nectar with me, if you know what I mean.

>>39730630
Urinary tract infections are no joke, dumb fox

new Gozaru membership video was posted
Gozaru cute
Gozaru love

Who is dumber: Chloe or Iroha

https://youtu.be/JpcS7BeHe2Y
Orca marika

>>39731059
Iroha. Chloe's airheaded qualities are an act. Iroha seems genuinely dumb

>>39731294
Although she does not seem to be attempting anything malicious, Hanlon's razor still applies beautifully with Chloe.

>>39731945
Oh for sure. They are generally all playing characters. Chloe is very good at playing dumb and sloppy.

*wondering how long this snowflake overlay is going to last with Pokobee*

PUI PUI PUI

>>39730630
picking flowers is her real passion

RA PA PAN PAN PAN

>>39732807
Like a Jesus?

>>39733030
Like a Jesus. Also, how do we not have any fucking art of Laplus as Jesus yet?

>>39733145
Because outside of this thread nobody gives a damn about this line. Also no MV and no shilling for the song since she went on hiatus right after anniversaries.

>>39733496
To be honest, the MV is completely unnecessary. Her dance moves during the live performance of the song can't be beaten.

I love Gozaru

>>39735670
Hmm what a strange coincidence, me too

>>39735670
>>39736099
Me too

as for me, pokobee

>>39736206

You never cared about Laplus.

>>39737484
You're right about that

>>39737594
HOLOFOUR SAIKOU

>>39737484
Prove it, nerd.

>>39737733
You never posted about her songs before.

>>39737594
ftfy

I hope she sacrifices herself, like a jesus.

https://youtu.be/PTwOecRlrbk?t=14928

*pouring soap into the ocean so that technically it becomes a bath*

>>39738075
Just makes me feel bad for her.

>>39737484
Are you the dude who also insists that people you've never met and know nothing about "don't even watch her" as well?

>>39738376
Let's see your membership.

>>39738376
That dude is weird, even for a dedicated anti

>>39738156
Fun fact. Fish are consistently fucking in the ocean at every moment of every day. The ocean is filled with fish semen. Whenever you go swimming at the beach, you are bathing in fish semen.

>>39738497
Hmm, not sure if you're the real schizo or a good immitation

>>39738555
Why don't you have membership?

>>39738565
NTA, but I watch a shit ton of Holomems. I have no life, so I have a ton of time to watch them. I literally cannot afford to member 90% of them.

>>39738754
If you're going to act like you're a huge fan of somebody you should at least have their membership. If this doesn't describe you then you're not being talked about.

>>39738499
Guess the whole point of being an anti isn't to make sense but to repeat the same shit and hope it sticks and/or become a thread celebrity.

>>39738946

>>39738946
>If you're going to act like you're a huge fan of somebody you should at least have their membership.
Quoted from the scripture of the Church of the Holoschizos

>>39739085
So you're a huge fan but refuse to get a membership. Like a jesas xDD

LAPLUS LOVE

>>39739142
Where did I post my membership status? I'm just pointing out how silly it is for you to create your own arbitrary conditions to be a "fan" and then try to parade them like they've been officially ratified by some higher fandom authority.
I'm sure you'll get more bites back on /jp/ though

Reminder: You're only a fan of somebody if I say that you're a fan. No it doesn't matter if I hate them or not. Only I have the authority to determine of you are a fan of someone I hate.
Do we understand eachother?

>>39739284
You literally just made an excuse for why you can't post membership. Why do that if you do have it?
There's nothing "arbitrary" about asking for proof of membership. If you care as much about Laplus as you're making it seem you would at least support her somehow, but all you do is post "like a jesas xddd" every day after it became contrarian to like her.

Remember when this thread got along and we all talked about and expressed love for all members of HoloX?

>>39739468
Barely anybody posted about Laplus until recently though.

>>39739514
“Always toward absent lovers love’s tide stronger flows”
- Sextus Aurelius Propertius, 15BC

>>39739453
>Made up an excuse of why you can't post membership
Please, link me to where I specifically did that

>>39739592
>I literally cannot afford to member 90% of them.

>>39739608
There's more than one of us responding to you.

>>39739453
>Noooo stop being a fan of Laplus!!!
>I hate her but you arnt real fans because [inset random feature]!!!
You need Jesus, friendo. Or someone like a Jesus

>>39739665

The troll is just trying to fish (You)s out of you, best to ignore them.

>>39739608
Ah yes, the "everyone replying to me is the same person" schizcope

>>39739641
Then let's see that membership.

>>39739665
You weren't her fan to begin with. You her "fan" only now that she's extremely unpopular.

Lui!
Laplus!
Love!

>>39739705
>Schizo thinks he has the power to demand things from me
Roru

please see >>39665229 , /holox/

>>39739748
I was her fan to begin with though. You can't disprove this

>>39739829
Then why didn't you post about her songs until now?

Look out folks, the Lapschizo is visiting from /jp/ again. Everything it says is retarded but it's best not to engage since it's only baiting for replies after getting banned from it's usual haunt and is not interested in arguing in good faith.
Instead, have this nice image of the Banpire trying to molest Lap's horns

>>39739782
Sounds more like you just don't have membership.

>>39739850
I did though.

>>39739988
Never seen any mention of her first original outside of the time it got released. You didn't even latch onto the bit of English in the lyrics like you did this time.

>>39739986
Think what you like, antibro. Doesn't matter either way. Never going to dance to the tune of some random schizo on some Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>39739941
Unironically this.

>>39740033
I talked about it when it was the current thing, like any reasonable person.

>>39739941
Laplus is always cute as hell when she interacts with others in 3D.

Your own
Personal
Like a Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

>>39740068
>Never going to dance to the tune of some random schizo on some Mongolian basket weaving forum
You say that as you're just proving that you really do not care about Laplus.

>>39739941
I CAN.....BREAK THESE HORNS!

>>39740233
I do though, despite your own arbitrary standards for judging it. Are you frustrated?

>>39740281
I really need to up my clip game. I have a shit ton of images of Wagahai, but so few webms.

>>39740340
Past events state otherwise and you can't change that.

>>39740390
Sorry anon, you don't get to set fandom status, no matter how much you try.

>>39740388
I can't wait for their Deco song performance at HoloFes. Lap had better take her jacket off though. Her dancing looks so much better without it

>>39740450
God, I love that little slit in the side of her dress. She's such a fucking tease.

>>39740450
I'm not setting anything. Laplus historically got the least mentions in this thread after all the actual plusmates left for /jp/.

>>39740491
One thing that annoys me with her is her hair. It looks cool as hell in 2D and in art, but it gets in the way big time when it comes to dancing.

>>39740493
I love her little slit too

>>39740556
W... Wait a minute.

>>39740505
Sure she did, schizo. Cute that you're flipping from one topic to another though. Memberships; songs; now mentions in thread. I'm sure you'll gain some traction soon

>>39740622
Anon, you arguing with him is giving him (You)s. It's giving him traction. So stop.

>>39740556
Sus

>>39740388

>>39740652
I like playing with him sometimes as it's funny to watch him go through the motions but yeah it gets dull.
Let's talk about what Iroha smells like

>>39740622
Are you actually denying that Laplus wasn't the least posted in these threads? Seriously?

>>39740715
Thank you, anon. If you have any soundposts, pass them my way, if you would. I already posted the one soundpost I had.
>>39740737
I literally never thought about Iroha's smell. If I had to guess, she probably showers daily and likes to use shampoo and body wash that makes her smell like flowers.

>>39739468
We're still here

>>39740737
I imagine a mixture of vanilla and choji oil

>>39740803
Stop trying so hard, m8. We know that you're a tourist to these threads. You just look silly

>>39740826
Well, post more.

>>39740913
I've been here since the start when the last Laplus thread died, moron.

>>39740967
Sure you have, buddy

>>39740859
You stole basically what I was going to type... I just couldn't think of what type of pleasant scent. I was going to say lavender.

This will forever be the best Laplus clip I've ever seen. You can't compete with Laplus shouting "Let's fucking go!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmJFx5AaVo

>>39741023
Prove I haven't.

>>39740541
Yeah I agree. My hope is that she gets a high ponytail hairstyle as a 3D update at some point. Would look great and keep her hair out of the way

>>39741092
Lol why? Your schizo demands have no power here

>>39740822
No soundposts, just a bunch of webms.

>>39741187
You don't get to decide who has been here since the start and who hasn't.

>>39740859
>Choji oil
Didn't know what this was so looked it up. It's the oil samurais put on their swords and is made of clove oil. I now can't think of her smelling of anything other than cloves. It's very fitting.
Nice one anon.

>>39741187
see >>39740737

>>39741224
I'm not deciding anything. Just casting strong doubt on your schizo claims. Poor attempt at reverse phycology though. Too obvious.

>>39741216

>>39741319
>schizo claims
Literally all I said was that I've been here since the start which is true.

>>39741216
>>39741523
God, I fucking loved that scene. Easily the best way to pitch a merch sale I've ever seen.

>>39741571
This one might horrify you.

>>39741564
I doubt it

>>39741629
I hate you.

>>39741697
Even if I proved it you would prove yourself to be the real schizo and deny it.

>>39741216
Best shill segment I've ever seen a Holo do. Lap should make this shady saleswoman bit a reoccurring theme

>>39741752
>Lap should make this shady saleswoman bit a reoccurring theme
Which is weird, because you think that'd be a Lui-nee thing.

>>39741752
Hard to make something reoccurring when she doesn't stream.

>>39741719
Stop crying, m8.

>>39741917
I have been here from the start, schizo.

>>39741908
Retarded comment

>>39741964
Only tourists feel the need to cry about "being somewhere from the start". And besides you spend nearly all of your waking life shitting up the /jp/ thread

>>39742049
Prove that I'm a tourist. Also that's incredibly ironic because you've been larping as a /vyt/ oldfag on /jp/ for months now.

Reminder, ignore the nutter

>>39742348
I love this artist and his Laplus thirst

>>39740737
Just another day.

>>39742421
Why does Iroha keep her crabs on the filing cabinets?

guess i'm the only one with a membership

>>39742582
>No comedic tabs open
Come on anon, btfo'ing a schizo is all well and good but there are traditions that should be maintained

>>39742769
A single person posting membership doesn't grant it to you as well.

>>39742790
>Crying this much
Absolutely hilarious

>>39742348
Is Gura legit both a cat and a dog somehow?

>>39742859
Why don't you have membership?

>>39742582
You're not the only one, I don't want a schizo false flagging as me. Her membership stream before the archived a capella was interrupted by her mother.

>>39742582
>No "gay sex with hats on" tab
One job, anon

>>39742582
posting membership is easily faked and also just gives schizos ammo if they want to falseflag
especially true for someone who has day one membership

>>39742884
I do.

>>39742999
What that anon posted can't be faked.

>>39742999
This. There is a reason why the threadschizo insists upon demanding memberships. Doing what he wants is always counter productive

>>14265940
https://streamable.com/b70h7l

>>39743202
Not sure what that clip has to do with the title

>>39743358
It's about the date when it was posted.

>>39743388
Oh right

>>39743388
I don't get it.

>>39740310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4mGhljTeqI

>>39744197
LapuPeko is a really fun combo. Hope she seeks Peko out more when she gets back

>>39744408
It's a really fucking weird combo. It's not one I'd ever think to combine, but I'd be interested in seeing how it turns out.

>>39744045
It proves that someone who doesn't like Laplus was in the YMD threads that predate these threads.

>>39744561
But... Like who? I'm sorry for being retarded, but I still don't get it.

>>39744607
Someone who used to like her but doesn't anymore.

>>39744607
Could be La+schizo, or could be what >>39744715 typed. Considering that they were camping the thread from like a week ago, I am inclined to believe it is him though. They've antied her early on with a reason as dumb as her liking BL on pixiv from early on.

>>39744944
Now you're just inventing shit.

>>39744944
Who doesn't like BL shit?

>>39745070
Certainly not me, I'm writing a fanfic of me and my crush. Lemon tag.

>>39745358
Holy shit. I didn't realize he was so boing boing.

>>39744607
Just the usual threadshitter. He's been at it for well over a year on two different boards. He selected Lap very early on after the HoloX debut to be the one he incessantly targets.

>>39745720
I wonder why. Laplus seems like such an odd pick to target before any yabs happen.

>>39745784
She was already hated and a yab machine since her PL.

>>39745784
It's on record for wanting an Aloe 2.0 situation. It went after Chloe as much as Lap at the start but then went on Lap full time since he perceived her to be the easiest target.

>>39745855
Oh hi schizo.

>>39745720
So this "threadshitter" was making clips and posting positively about Laplus even though he hated her just so he could post this one clip on this day over a year later?

>>39746194
Hasn't too much time passed for it to be an Aloe situation, though? Aloe went down pretty much immediately. Laplus is putting up one hell of a fight to push past the hate brigade.

>>39746337
Anon is schizophrenic. There was no "hate brigade" to be seen for months of her debut. He's a newfag who thinks it has always been like this because this is the only thing he knows Laplus for.

>>39746337
I mean that's what he is on record for saying in the /jp/ thread. And from how defensive he is now getting here now this has been mentioned its quite clearly on the mark. It basically just wants a talent from the latest Hololive generation to be bullied into graduation. It will pick a target from Gen 7 and start the exact same routines when gen 7 becomes a thing

Strangest thing is that it clearly only has a very basic knowledge of Japanese and spends it's time shitposting here. Nothing it says or does will ever effect Laplus. It wishes it could hang with the JP antis

>>39747297
Where's the hate for Laplus in the /jp/ thread in December? You're a schizo newfag who came here in June.

>>39739941
wish that was me

>>39741629
kek

>>39743202
We don't know that yet, but if she does it won't be soon. Anyway she'll probably do fine even if she quits.

>>39746337
This is not even close to being an "Aloe situation", the hate is born from her own behavior and she clearly upset her fans as well.

>>39748672
Dude nobody that liked her is upset. She's more popular than ever.

>>39748888
this, the hate brigade is a schizo thats ban evading

>>39748888
She's not, before this hiatus her numbers fell off and should we talk about her anniversary live?

>>39749161
Nobody cares about numbers. They don't represent fans or popularity.

>>39749246
I am fairly sure that live viewers are directly correlated to popularity. How do you measure it then?

>>39749422
Posts in threads like these. She's clearly well liked and popular.

>>39750357
Threads like these don't matter in the least. The Japanese counterparts maybe do, but even then her own thread is filled to the brim of negative comments.

>>39745358
Pokebee's members content...

Always end with Koyo.