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News:
Kyo Birthday merch releases Dec 28: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1605760045433626626
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LAM is making a Luxnoc artbook: https://twitter.com/ramdayo1122/status/1606439000432340993
Outfit status: NEXT YEAR FOR SURE (thanks, mysta!)

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Winter Date
Xsoleil First Step
Luxiem Anniversary

Merry Christmas!

i love sonny
i miss sonny

Merry Christmas nenmen!

Fulgur is a basic bitch

it's hard to not be a whore for wife.....

>we're not gonna be a whore, which is hard for me
wife kek

He doesn't like the fitness dude?

can't wait to see which dad fulgur settles on, any bets?

Shu's streaming too btw

>>39623103
i...forgot my pasta

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

wife's gonna hit the nae nae

Merry Mystamus /nenmen/ hope your days are always bright and love your oshis

Kaichou was very cute this stream, his morning voice is very relaxing! He mentioned how in his nijisanji audition he said he wanted to try doing rp asmr like Vox does, only to go home and actually watch Vox and say he’s not brave enough for that level. I love this dumb kaichou

wuca love! merry christmas nenmen, this thread was originally a shitpost but im sort of happy for what it turned into, hope you all get to enjoy your oshis who are streaming today and keep warm!

>>39613918
Merry Christmas to you too anon!
>>39619887
So many covers, denied

>>39623727
Honestly same, I was really opposed to the idea in the beginning and I still don't post here a lot, but when I do choose to livepost here instead it's nice. I'm glad this place is alive, meri kuri!

Merry Yaoimas

>>39624019
Merry Yaoimas!

>>39624060
And a Happy New Male Yuri

heard a few lucubs got to meet luca yesterday at the luxiem themepark...i wish that was me

ok wife has a sir kink confirmed

it surprises me wife even went to a mall in the first place

pio-chan jumpscare

wife is being extra extra cute today

>>39625688

kek wife is having a mental breakdown choosing the vegan hipster vampire

Has Vox given any updates for his planned Star Wars and Everywhere at the End of Time watchalongs or are those in the back burner indefinitely.

>if not the lips, where else would you want to be kissed
>the neck

>>39626123
He hasn't mentioned them since he cancelled the everywhere stream. Probably after he gets back, he seems ready to do a bunch of streams

>>39626123
They might happen when his swiss cheese brain reminds him they exist

the artist uploaded the full art they did for luca

Fulgur's commentary for this game has been very funny

Hope everyone’s having a very pregnant merry Christmas!

I miss my onii

>>39627133
TOT sauce for that image?

>>39627204
https://twitter.com/babysheep00710/status/1607057449059745792

praying for foxakuma collab

>>39623727
I'm really happy with how this place has grown into a nice space to discuss the boys. Merry christmas!

>>39627590
It's been a while... Mysta's thought about collabing with each of the boys, but nothing concrete

>>39628342
At least Vox wants to collab with the boys more this coming year, he'll think of something

>>39628372
Thank you Milord... Despite their last collab not going to plan, it was cute how Mysta teased him

I love my cute nerdy husband so much!!! It was really nice to be able to catch his streams live for once and on Christmas too, what a gift! He was so cute and now I'm having yume thoughts of cuddling on a cold winter morning....wearing the cute af sweaters...ueueue

>>39627276
UWAAAAA it's the same artist! I love their imouto drawings!

>hologram card is luca and shu
a-anyone wanna trade..?

Shu is in Pomu's watchalong.

new susfox
https://twitter.com/susfox0120/status/1607093266050351104

>>39630774
Movie started. Nini is streaming the movie.

GOD I WANT TO KISS FULGUR RIGHT ON THE LIPS AND YES I'M A MAN

I fell asleep listening to demon’s vampire asmr and now I can’t stop thinking of him biting me and drinking my blood… Dumb demon that gave me a marking kink!

Missed the stream but got to watch the full zatsu! Merry Christmas to my wife!

>>39632157
Based male comfydant

I wonder what the boys have planned for next year. So many projects...

>>39626839
I absolutely stand by the the theory that Aster was originally Yugo and that Ren would have been interacting with Aster, but then the artist had to change it at the last minute.

Teamup updated, Aster is rebroadcasting his Christmas karaoke in 15 minutes, Pio's asmr and supa reading was pushed back an hour.

>>39633744
Thank you anon!!

Merry Christmas Anons and Sicklings

Ver, I...
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1607122849080422404

Thank you soup for more comfy demon art

Pio-chan starting in about 5 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_KFKmE1qB8

Death Stranding is free today on EPIC. Vox listed it as one of his all time fav games and I am rather fond of it too, so why not give it a go?

>>39636093
He forgot to start the stream again...anyway, starting.

heads up to teamup anon... looks like mane-san wont be enforcing schedules anymore and it'll be up to the boys if they want to continue the schedules. it's looking grim if you oshi our usual lateboys, cause they could be the culprit and they deserve group rapecorrection!

>>39636908
We will never get another Ike schedule ever again...

>>39636908
Ike…

I'm like... getting a weird flashback to when the teacher/librarian would read to class and pause to add their commentary. This is so sweet...

really enjoying this aster xmas zatsu, love whenever he doesnt fake his voice and the more he talks abt himself i realize hes more and more like me (this is probably why i mainly watch him) ninas peptalk w him was soo cute

>>39636908
Yaminions and quilldren will never get another schedule

>>39637743
>seeing yourself in aster
oof

>>39636908
I didn't know schedules were mandated. I just thought every EN member felt obligated to make one when they didn't have to.
Not on copium but this can be a good thing because livers with shit schedules don't have to plan what to play in advance, they can just play whatever they want in the moment and it'll be more entertaining,

>>39636908
where did you hear this from?

>>39639530
pomu's stream. she talked about it after die hard and main has been blowing up about it

why are twitter comfydants so uppity about todays stream?

>>39641093
who gives a shit, leave it there

>>39636908
Those were enforced?
But Sonny had one or two weeks where he didn’t release them (only told the time on twitter) and Alban was considering not doing them anymore at all

>>39639803
i like schedules..i hate wondering if my oshi will stream or not the entire day, kill me

finally home after spending some time with family, and i have to say "schedule is kill" isn't exactly the christmas gift i wanted to come back to since timezones suck... sonny likes his cute custom thumbnails though (as do most livers) so even if he's been somewhat inconsistent these past few months i do hope he keeps putting them out

>>39638323
>scared of speaking his mind because he doesnt want to piss people off
>mostly keeps to himself and doesn’t like opening up to others
>considers himself mediocre at mostly everything he does
>everyday is mundane and the same for him
>not good at solo talk because he doesnt want to be boring or say the wrong thing
>doesnt want to talk about stuff he likes since he knows no one other than him wants to hear about it

aster is just like me fr

>>39641184
maybe not enforced but there's an implication that they had a meeting possibly with staff-san about making schedules. i'm not sure what's going on behind the scenes with either sonny or alban but some members talked about having to submit their schedules to mane-san days before they post their schedule. and there's even a joke with millie trolling them writing it in braille or her foot with how unreadable it is.
here's a quote on what pomu said so you can come up with your own conclusions
>we've actually talked about maybe stopping schedules... i don't think we technically have to do them anymore. 'chat: for all of EN?' yeah. (talks abut her deciding to keep on making them).. yeah JP doesn't do them... I think now it's a person to person basis if they decide to do them or not.
here's the timestamp
>https://youtu.be/LdBoEE1w2dc?t=11405

>>39642591
Hmm… I don’t know how long ago Millie etc said that but that might have just been a change made a while ago considering people like Ike often go days without posting a schedule. I imagine it’s not actually a super recent thing

>>39642949
Millie was talking about it like 2 weeks ago

This stream is disappointing. I think I overhyped myself for it.

>>39643227
Well maybe some members still keep up with it while others are more free spirited considering what I’ve mentioned and how last minute some schedules seem to be, I don’t know though

>>39642583
he's just like me... i know i'm not cut out for vtubing

>>39642583
half of those is Literally Me but growing up on the internet and shipping weird problematic shit I don't fear speaking my mind anymore lol

>>39643409
It might just be that their managers have gotten sick of bothering them over chronically late schedules and/or livers are sick of having their slack blow up over schedules every week. They probably just decided that people can individually decide on whether or not they are putting out schedules and staff will stop bothering the ones that don't want to. It would save both sides time and frustration.

>i will do the next several donations in shota voice

>>39644097
>immediately starts moaning

>>39644097
Did he actually say that?

>>39644339
Yes and then he did two different variations of it for 10 supers

>>39644339
He did two variations of a shota voice and it was very cute as a person who doesn’t care for shota.

>>39644097
The fact that he's using the word shota is very brave of him. I hope the tiktok kids doesn't find him.

>>39644927
Thankfully his schizo timezone lets him sneak undetected.

Hope you all had a lovely Christmas and got some nice gifts

>doppio thinking about waxing himself live during his collab stream
Does this mean he'll have to strip down in front of everyone??

Hex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD960DijHeo

>>39645666
I wonder if alone in disliking thumbnails that have no relation to the game they play, even worse is when the title is irrelevant like Mysta's titles

>>39645855
Clickbait meta anon. It's very apparent Hex cares about metrics / numbers

I forgot to take a photo of the christmas cookies....they were really good tho! Too bad my sister forgot about the last batch and burned them kek

catching up on the dream daddy vod, wife saying he wants to break the youth minister and steal him from his wife.... please i want to see it happen so bad, let wife live his homewrecking succubus dreams

>>39645855
You are not alone but I also have autism about things matching each other which my oshi thankfully shares. I always cringe just a little at the coomerbait-y thumbnails but if some of them think this is the best way to go about it, it's fine. It's their work after all, I get it.

imagine having a numberfag oshi lol

>>39646459
First month is the most important and he's doing the best with the general audience. Can't fault him for it.

I don't have to imagine. I love him

so thin-skinned lol

Hex asking the director why he's standing like that when he has the same pose is pretty funny

I've never been sure if the asteroid poster itt is serious or if they're doing an elaborate joke, because everytime they talk about Aster it's all damning with faint praise. If he's really your oshi have some pride in him and your own taste, y'know?

>>39647716
i dont care anymore i hope they are having a nice night whether its a bit or not

>>39647716
IT'S CHRISTMAS ANON, LET THEM BE HAPPY

>if that body was vox we'd be out here all night willingly

Aster's on break till the new year
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1607204397964222467

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1607205851277758466

>>39647716
they make me laugh regardless so i appreciate them

>>39646899
i wouldnt give him up for the world

>>39649788
I miss him but I know that he'll be back with 10 streams a week energy for the new year

>>39649391
>tarot
Has he said if he's doing NijiEN members or chats'? I liked the last tarot stream but since it's mainly women that are into it you get the kind (Ethyria) that hyperbolize their problems which was the part of the last stream I didn't like

>>39650081
chat only i think

>>39650081
From what I know about pick-a-card reading, he will have multiple decks on hand and ask chat to pick a deck by themselves, and he will read each deck for you. Correct me if I’m wrong tho

>>39646899
hey what a coincidence, i love him too!

>>39647716
ik it comes off as a joke like all of the time cause nobody likes aster but i genuinely am a fan even if im a bit of a hater on this board sometimes. im active in his chats and have sent a few supas and i really am happy for him if hes satisfied with his current content and ill support him through what he wants to do in the future.i know hes mid and whatever but i honestly dont care because i enjoy his content nonetheless. i wish him the best during his break and for all his days even if i wont be a fan in the future. happy yaoimas everyone and watch who you love :)

>>39652470
Yumedan is so rare, I wish there was more so I can ship anon x boy and let my fujo thoughts run wild

lol Hex was fucking around and still got the good ending.

if only my cat was like kitty wife, if only....

Still love him tho....

>>39652556
I can't call myself an Asterfag since I don't watch his every stream, nor have I paid for his membership (I've gotten gifted twice though, thanks arcadians) For all the hate he gets, I'm still happy he's here. I have stockholm syndrome because of my JP oshi so I unironically like watching his Apex streams. I like that he's a salty and toxic little tryhard. His confidence at releasing a cover knowing he can't sing or speak JP is admirable. Misplaced confidence one might say, but the guy at least took the initiative.

>>39654365
thank u for summing up most of my thoughts. i love him for everything he is even if it’s 3 mins of dead air or him constantly gamer raging and getting tilted over apex tournaments. i really do think he’s improving and stepping out of his comfort zone and getting more real instead of doing his femboy rp all the time. i get a little second hand embarrassment sometimes but it doesn’t take away from that fact that his streams give me something to look forward to everyday instead of wanting to kill myself 24/7. aster has his ambitions and it provides me with motivation because i want to be like him and be able to do things i wanna do even if im ass at them. his anima cover makes me really happy too because the song means a lot to him since streaming is his passion and no matter how how low he gets he’ll always get back up again and keep doing what he loves. he knows singing isn’t his thing but god, he still does it nonetheless and wants to get better at it and when you’re in that practicing it’s mad embarrassing to show others and the fact he could stream it to thousands makes me respect him so much. aster really is an inspiration for me and i see a lot of me in him so its no wonder i want him to shoot for the stars and succeed. i used to make fun of him for his uwuspeak when i first found him and not even i would believe id be an arcadian months ago but look where i am now lolol sorry for the long rant i need to show some positivity to my star boy and stop being hater cause i reall do love him (no parasocial (yet))

just got back from our family dinner
did anyone saved mysta's vod from this morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWQXhtyMfIk

>>39652556
>>39654365
>>39656514
not sure if these are two anons or three but i admire you guys for liking aster, it's nice to see he has genuine fans and i will say he works really hard and always seems to be streaming whenever i look at him.

ill confess once ive learned theres genuine fans of a boy here ill stop shitting on them so much because even though we're anons im too parasocial and i feel bad

>>39656643
huh. that's weird, i watched a good portion of the VOD earlier today and it was staying up for a while too.

the only tidbit i could imagine why he took it down was because he let it slip that he didn't live in london but it doesnt seem like a huge deal to me

>>39657095
he's said that he doesn't live in london before so I don't think that's the reason!
maybe copyright again?
I found an archive on bilibili but the quality is crappy if you don't have an account...
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1i8411H7jB

>>39657095
>>39657268
If he lived in London, I'd have found him by now :^)

>>39657393
suicidal yaminion...

>>39657504
Funny that the two confirmed main Britanons are: One that wants to die and the other who is chasing an impossible dream. Neither of which will likely see the end goal of what they desire

5 more days....

did yugo sing "life is sweet as sonny" on purpose during dynamite in the last stream or just esl? not shipfagging, genuinely wondering... i don't remember how he sang it in his past karaokes but this time it really stood out.

Ike love! Making sweet love with Ikey!

Pio-chan figured out voice tweets...I'm so proud of him....
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1607245019924004866

spent all day with family but i still miss luca..

>>39659214
Spent all day with family but i still miss vox...

>>39659249
spent all day with family but i still miss vox x2...

gn

>>39660370
gn kindred!

>>39652893
haha sorry to disappoint, anon i genuinely just wanted a guy like him to be my friend, i guess that outed me as quite the lonely person
bit embarrassing to admit but one time i self-inserted as his collab mate just to imagine playing together with him

>>39657705
Mysterio......Voxxy......

>>39636908
Teamup anon here:...oh heck. This makes me want to continue trying to maintain a relatively accurate teamup because it seems like it'll be even more difficult otherwise to spot streams as fan. My process has been to check twitter and YouTube for announced streams and waiting rooms in addition to their weekly schedules (and this thread has been very helpful in sharing stream announcements as well), but I have missed a couple of last minute/surprise streams until just after the fact - I usually check at least twice a day, but sometimes in an 8 hour stretch there will be a pop up stream. Any thoughts from other anons on the matter? Will the teamup still serve a purpose with potential lower accuracy (dependent on how many of the boys drop schedules)? Have the missing streams been frustrating?

>>39661418
i guess for those who doesn't upload any schedule, anons here just need to reply to the teamup post whenever they got wind of their oshi's waiting room. i'd like the teamup to stay if possible

>>39661418
id like the teamup to stay up, it would help if someone had a guerilla stream while i was asleep but got taken down so i can ask for the archive vod or if anything happens in general now knowing streams are more likely to be unannounced. for example, shu's zatsu stream surprised me this morning along with doppio's random omori stream he did while i was asleep

>>39657095
I have Mysta's VOD, give me a little bit and I'll upload.

>>39661706
Awesome, I do search for "teamup" when I'm busy and can't read the whole thread so those mentions work really well (and I'm grateful). I'll keep doing it until I get consistently told to fuck off lol.
>>39661848
Yes, that's exactly why I add streams even if I missed them until after the fact. Hopefully can help anons catch up on what they missed.

>>39658400
Holy shit, yes he is! I made this really sloppily, but he always enunciated "honey" whenever he sang it before. Great catch holy cow...
https://streamable.com/n0iwu0

>>39662523
I AM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
i really loved their dynamics and friendship...
thanks for the clip...

I'm catching up on the Fulgurlicious VOD and Fuuchan is just so adorable and appreciative. We really love our osheep and I hope he feels it.

>>39661946
bless you anon

Do you think Alban met up with Yugo?

>>39663511
yes, without a doubt.

>>39663564 (me)
i also think the person who alban asked if they can mention is sonny. but probably didn't want to reveal since sonny isn't back yet.

>>39663511
I'd like to think so.

Kindred stop shitting up main thread challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Sweet yume thoughts I wanna slowdance with my oshi (I don't know how to and I doubt he knows either but it's the thought that counts)

>>39665599
Who's the oshi? And hey, being inexperienced just means you two can have that bonding moment of learning together!

>>39665644
Kyo...
Also that's very sweet to think about

>>39665717
Kyo yume... Imagine him boasting about how he totally knows how to slow dance, but it becomes obvious very quickly that he doesn't. And whenever your gazes meet when you two dance together, he blushes and looks away.

>>39664975
kindred can do what they like but I'll always call them out for LARPing as mystakes, they can play victim and i'll play the schizo but the fact remains

>>39665772
Yea it's me...
Holy shit thank you so much! I think that's exactly what I needed to complete the scenario, I'll treasure this. Anon ily, I hope you had a nice Christmas!

why is the mystake schizo shitting up nenmen again

>>39661058
I meant Suicidal Yaminion and Snakeanon. But an apt comparison too

>>39663450
>>39657095
>>39656643
>>39657268
VIEWERS CHRISTMAS GIFTS REVIEW! #MystaGift2-TWQXhtyMfIk.mp4 https://gofile.io/d/VflBjl

>>39669091
Thank you anon!

>>39669091
you are my savior, anon

i can.... handle.... one week....

Uki art by Lam-mama. https://mobile.twitter.com/ramdayo1122/status/1607349692144431104

>>39636908
fucking finally. i hate schedules

>>39672234
wow love how lam makes him look so feminine here. it's cute now both mamas have drawn each other's sons

wife time

>>39672234
SEX

>>39663665
That was probably just JP livers

ver deleted his marshmallow tweets did he think the brand would dox himself? considering it was up for like 12 hours and fans have already made edits of it what's the point

>>39676492
wait did he really? man he must be going paranoic if that's the reason

>>39676492
might not be out of fear of dox, might be because he showed the brand and was told to, that can be iffy.

>LAM drew uki
>kikimama drew wife
LOVE.....

>>39676586
ya it was up like a hour ago and now it's gone. he has one of the edits in his likes tho so i wonder if he'll remember to go back and unlike it

doxxing is the only thing i can think of cause he seems very concerned about that information

>>39676634
are livers concerned about showing brands on twitter? i get youtube but never thought twitter was a big deal cause it's not monetized

>>39676816
they can show them depending on if management allows them to or if they want to or not.

>>39676816
not sure because wife has posted pictures of his book hauls and his alcohol haul once, but we also know they don't get bonked equally for tweets

naked wife.....

fuck off shoto

wife got a vibrating toy!

sex with wife while he wears his cute jumper

luca's last stream tonight, the timing of it being 2 weeks bothers me a lot because of recent events but ill just try not to get in my own head too much

shu finally became a danganronpa character

Xsoleil boys need so much rape correction for putting their waiting rooms so late

wife hates kyomies...

>>39685526
I do too

Mysta shota model when?????

hearts and wink....wife is so soft

>>39687016
i miss him...

>>39687714
Me too, I was thinking of the first time I went yume for him with his white day VP. I just want him back, these 4 days are going to feel like an eternity.

so cute how wife became friends with Laura

>>39687969
at least we get nijicancelled on wednesday to tide us over until the 24 hour new years stream but its not the same

wife goes to the gym...w-wow...

fuchan bringing up his beloved brother (and ike) again!

wife loves to talk with milord and ike!

>>39688857
They really need to have a collab (thressome) soon

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1607468162227781638/photo/1
The birthday schedule is there too, if teamup anon wants to split that up when adding it.

uwwwwwwwwo fuchan is gargling cocks and nuts in his mouth!

uki joined the feesh in valorant btw

>>39690352
i mean ow2 whatever same thing

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1607466311457869825
Noctyx has a Q&A panel. Tickets drop tomorrow at the usual time.

Schizo hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2UYXXYlxDU

>>39690629
I’m still so nervous for Sonny

>>39691287
Sonny’s going to get hatecrimed….

pio chan is live and playing Inscryption!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2UYXXYlxDU

>>39691600
I'm going to lovecrime him!

>>39691600
I don’t even mean it like that I just know in general he’s probably not great with speaking publicly in front of so many people in such a professional manner

>>39691827
Lovecrime him with all your might

A schizo game for a schizo boy. This should be fun!

>bokki means bricked up
>shu taught me that

its so fucking funny that pio is either ignoring visitors in his chat or doesnt notice that theyre there

>>39692389
He thinks they're just the voices in his head

>>39692389
Takes time to make sure that they aren’t hallucinations

I need to tongue my oshi's asshole

Every day I continue to like this schizo more and more

Daddy doppio…

Pio-chan love!!!

LOUIS YOU FUCKER

Doppio’s large fingers with low dexterity….

i miss him already

I figured it out, Pio chan reminds me of guys like manlybadasshero. Dudes that play weird indie games with nice commentary. No wonder I like him.

>>39697623
i hope he graduates

kiki mama drawing chunni wife and LAM mama drawing pretty art of wife's wife...

Nice plays pio

I sure hope Pio doesn’t play the rest of this game past this boss

>>39697990
wedding when

Doppio on the final boss

>>39697623
just one week, he'll be back soon arcadian

Pio chan did it!

THANK GOD HE’S STOPPING HERE THE REST OF THE GAME IS ASS

Love you Pio chan

>>39689508
>Her Story
You can actually beat that game within four keywords inserted. I don't expect him to be that bright

>Alban dropping schedules already
It begins....
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1607545298578022401

>>39702090
what the fuck. Not like this...not everyone has time to keep up with twitter shit

>>39702090
I mean, he is a HoloLive fan. :^)

>>39702090
Takaradachis, renvaderz, quilldren, yaminions, and briskadets will never get another schedule

Oh so I guess Vox
>>39702431
Just leave notifications on and turn off retweet notifications.if you don't like them.

>>39702757
fuck off alban
jokes aside making a schedule is not hard why is alban such a lazy bitch

he says he hates them but I hope wife keeps on making schedules... I enjoy hearing him being all excited to tease us about future plans and with the amount of collabs he likes joining, it'll be helpful especially now where the other party might not even release their own schedules... wife if you see this, I love you and please consider some of these points...
at this point I'm concidering sending him a maro (minus the wife part) just in case

>>39702835
>jokes aside making a schedule is not hard why is alban such a lazy bitch
Commitment. I think a lot of the livers hate having to commit to a certain game/s days away. Being able to have some sense of freedom as to what is showcased/played is appealing. But you run the risk of upsetting fans who dedicate and plan days around your content.

>>39703227
I believe wife won't drop schedules. He loves fanarts so I like to think he likes choosing one for the week, and hiding those litte easter eggs in them when he's going on break. And he knows many comfydants (from different timezones/countries) need to know the time for streams...

https://youtu.be/tpiQZ-5E4sM Monster Prom with wife and pio-chan starting!

>>39703335
gosh I really do hope so... call me parasocial, but I personally like to plan my week with his streams so the heads up is super helpful...
anyways enough of me being a worrywart, time to catch monster prom with wife and dopi!

>>39703914
anon all comfydants are parasocial, i'm giving your hand a handshake now

wife already unhinged! I hope he gets horny
>>39703994
thanks anon, I'm now parasocial with you too...

i like schedules but i understand the stress of having them. personally i wouldnt mind if the liver had a looser or more flexible schedules. im not sure if my oshi will keep having schedules, i hope he does.

Teamup updated. Monster prom on Elira's channel has already started, Luca Fall Guys, Ver Pokemon starting in 10 minutes, Alban starting in 40 minutes, Hex starting in about an hour.

wife loooooooves buff men

>>39704312
i dont know if this is worth adding since there's no exact time but luca mentioned him joining shu in their ark server collab is in 12 hours?

>>39704334
he's already calling dibs on the himbo dogboy! he got knot on the mind!

>>39704417
Do you have a link to where this was mentioned? (also yes, this is perfect, thank you for letting me know)

>>39704312
Thank you as always!

>>39704517
he mentioned it in his prechat fall guys stream, you can check nijichats but i think only shu is streaming it

my husband's last stream before his 2 week break! he's playing fall guys with us! im going to miss him...
https://youtu.be/Wx_hYvuCtqo
https://youtu.be/Wx_hYvuCtqo

pio is so good at this!

>supernatural
kek, wife just fuck your brother already

i love wife's nerd voice

cute wife barks

wife's cute kya

Vera has Snakes in her hair. Snakeanon oshis Wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONeYgWG_fWY Alban playing ARK with a couple of his JP senpai

>2 and a half weeks
he's not coming back till the 16th is he

mpreg...

ao4.... archive of our own own

Please share Doppio mpreg if any gets made... Pregnant Pio-chan...

>>39706395
ao4, or archive of our own orgies, is for the 1000+ tag fics full of gratuitous group sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaSToCeHDJU Ver playing Pokemon Scarlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZWQKUtTGjU Hex playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Meloco

VANILA ICE CREAM SPELL
Handy for you mint nerds

wife wants to be mindfucked

Snakewife poisoned Wife

>male lactation
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

WIFE IS LACTATING WE'RE IN COMFYDANTS

Pregnant Pio lactating!!!

WIFE DRINKING PIO'S BREASTMILK!!!!

>>39708287
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THAT COLLAB

WIFE WANTS HIS ASS EATEN OUT

>>39708343
wife drank a snakewoman's potion and now he's lactating... in a minigame, they each had to randomly choose a prompt, in this case a body part. pio chose 'male lactation' cause of the last scenario, while wife chose the grundle/taint. it is later revealed that they'd have to rank each bodypart they'd rather eat. wife was very into the idea of drinking pio's milk.

>>39708571
Thanks for the clarification

>>39708733
np! i hope you can watch it, it's been kino so far

>>39708895
I might later, I wanna go to sleep first

>>39708990
ah no worries, goodnight anon!

wife is a harlot

so cute, wife calling piochan, and piochan noticing wife's spanking kink

luca stop feeding into my delusions, id find you and kiss you on new years

wife loves being spanked

every... single... orifice...

>>39711260
i lost count but... wife's 13+ holes...

robocop...

teamup anon if youre awake, the ark collab is at 4am PST
https://youtu.be/Assyo9b5-po

wife can't stop being a bottom

kek wife is so stupid good at party games

wife really wants to be a trophy wife of a mob boss

>>39713369
Cypog...

this reminds me that we haven't seen any male characters that fall into wife's tastes, only girls. And Dante. he was really horny for old Dante

wife in heat wanting dragon dick!

>>39713410
the closest thing in dream daddy was robert, kinda? i can't recall dom male characters that aren't cringey caricatures...

>>39712939
Thank you!

>>39713397
he wants a mob boss and a dog boy who can knot him

>>39713745
I always laugh at this art because I imagine Luca standing on his tippy toes or Fuuchan bending his knees to be shorter kek

>>39713640
people can't write good hot, mean and masculine characters at all......

>>39713369
he consistently mentions he wants a gift if he's going on a date and wants someone to buy him a ring if they wanna marry him, he wants to be spoiled with material goods

>>39713879
that's exactly what happened in the hand simulator collab
>>39713882
explains why wife turned to danmei

>>39713410
in his danmei talks, he kinda talked about his types. mo ran, lou binghe(black lotus) both menhera bara himbos that's extremely yandere, the later is the 'bad end' version of a character that chopped off the main character's limbs to be turned into a literal cocksleeve... it's rare in games cause the horniest he's been is during hororgames where he constantly rapebaits the 'monsters' and by then he criticizes them cause there's not much sexy evil MALE ghost/demons that chases after him... his life sounds so suffering...

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1607617403004882944

>>39714129
>jealous
>yandere
>cruel
>big fat dick
yeah, wife's type alright

>>39714129
>menhera
>bara
>himbo
>yandere
His brother fits 3/4 of his taste no wonder wife is so horny for him

>>39713410
I do wonder if he had any input on his model since he looks so much like Dante.

>>39715606
I don't think they have any input for whatever model they get, doesn't anykara just have a stockpile of model they assign to people?

>>39715668
sometimes or they design one if the person has potential but doesnt fit the model they have

>>39715668
>>39715819
Maybe they get to pick from a selection of concepts? I remember Noctyx was chosen like six months before they actually debuted so there would be time to do that.

>>39715847
That sounds reasonable, they probably had a bunch of scific looking characters and Fuuchan just chose the one that looked the most like dante.

>>39715668
If I remember correctly, the cynets (arms and legs) and throa2 were design details wife asked for

>>39716096
They're "accessories" so it's probably easier to add them to the model, I genuinely can't imagine wife without his cybernetic arms and choker, it's literally just a boring red and black techwear twink.

I loooove tote bags
Why is fan merch always so much bette than actual official shit
https://twitter.com/ChiyoLearn/status/1607178489962319872

>>39716338
wife is based for doing that, the choker is sex and the prosthetics just unlocked some kind of amputation kink to a whole generation of comfydants

Selen is gettting the first 3.0 brush up... Please let the boys get theirs soon too...

>>39717117
praying my oshi wins the lottery

>>39716695
still thinking about shu and his talks about potential luxiem merchs the other day… i feel like we could’ve gotten tshirts or any other things if they actually asked for the boys’ opinions…

>>39717351
we could have gotten ugly christmas sweaters for their anniversary...

>>39717519
MANAGEMENT HATEEEEE

>>39717351
I'd kill Noor for a Mysta hat.

>>39716704
He's literally grooming comfydants into making him personalised porn for his own enjoyment

>>39718077
I'd kill Noor for Mysta's shota model.