/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

CHISATO LOVE. CHIHIRO HATE!

First for map reps and ignoring item rooms.

beatani belongs to america

We love you Bea!

I enjoy Isaac streams more than I expected.

CHIHIRO LOVE
DARK INSIDE BEAR HATE

Comfy quiet chat.

Luck down, Clovers away!

Beatani is a funny redditor

MY DAUGHTER'S SENSE OF DIRECTION IS SHIT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3962459
Me too. Generally it's painful for me to watch new people play this.

using all my will power to not make a remote kid joke

Are they kicking in yet?

>>3962940
I don't think she even knows she has a map

To be honest, I'm perfectly fine with her switching games every 3 streams and never finishing them. I think the variety is more important than for completionists to feel satisfied. Playing the game yourself is how you solve that issue.

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO LICK HER FACE.

Beatani has read subahibi

I LOVE THIS CUTE BEAR

>>3963275
licking her salty tears after losing yet again!

>wake up
>/yah/ reeks fag as always
>daughter is streaming
>Ina birthday party
>fap to loli H
>back to sleep

beatani is watching shoop da woop what a world we live in

/b/eatani

History lessons today.

legendary stream i'm gonna have to clip a lot

>isaac
we in this bros

>2011 is 10 years ago

I love that almost every single item she picks up is another tangent derail.

NEW MEME GET

WRITE THAT DOWN!

Eema fir-in mah l.. e?

>>3964002
where has the time gone?

>>3964001
bruh at least load up the game to use as a screenshot

>>3963958
>history lessons
My bones are now dust, but you're right I guess.

>>3964197
I will not
some anon made it and that's good enough for me

God I remember helping to draw the huge Cell on Drawball in 2005, or 6, I can't remember. I'm sure I still have the gif of it forming somewhere on an old drive.

beatani singing i'm blue... legendary stream

>>3964699
She has already sung it on twitter

>>3964813
During Ao Oni as well.

coding dads, can anyone write code to were it pinpoints where activity spikes happen in streamchat for easy clipping? is that possible code dads?

Bikini Beatang

>>3964965
I think that'd be pretty easy
I'll take a look at it

WHO IS YOU

WHO IS YOU

>>3965074
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

WHO IS (YOU)

cunnyko...

who's this slut and where did my kusogaki daughter go

Cunnyko LOVE

CUNNYKO!

The beatani extended universe keeps on expanding...

CUNNYKO LEGENDARY STREAM

She just pulls this out of NOWHERE without warning..

God damn it I left autoplay on again

>>3965229
thank you

Cunnyko UOOOOOOOOOH

no meed for newer vtubers,CUNNYKO GENERAL

What a wild play. Sasuga based kanikobeartani

>I give you my cunny

>I give you my cunny

HOLY SHIT BEA HAHAHAHA

UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO

JESAS

https://streamable.com/z3u3bg

かに

What if Beatani was all just a schizo dream?

What the fuck is happening

the schizo arc...

USING CUNNYKO'S CUNNY EVERY DAY

I can't believe Bea is fucking dead

>>3964390
I let some of my drives wear out without backing up old images, since I don't want to be stuck in the past. Sometimes it bums me out that I can't share something from the old days, but overall I think it was the right decision.
Nothing to do with that Old /b/ stuff from around 2009 where people started deleting their image folders to force themselves to create more OC.
>>3965115
Good luck anon. I got a bit too addicted to calculating numbers, had to take a break from that. If there's a simple metric I might look into it.

Cunnyko's cunny UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

The nyas are pretty cute

>You can use my cute and funny parts every day everytime

NO.. it can't be..
https://youtu.be/pVeGtSS4yv4

Imagine skipping this stream to watch squid's birthday and missed the cunnyko

is this the nadeshiko debut? rrats?

>>3965446
My old PC just died the other week there actually. I've not even checked to see if it was just the PC or potentially the drives. I don't know if I even care enough that the drives are potentially dead.
That'd be more on top of my 2 externals filled with shit spanning 2001 to 20...13 I thnik.
Feels badminton.

>she just noticed the spider friend

Who is this school girl?

Was she just scratching her pussy?

>>3965723
Kaniko

>buying premade vtuber assets just to shitpost during stream
dangerously based

>>3965692
She's not quick on the draw. I'm sure someone has the "aren't girls cute if theyre almost retarded" edit.

>>3965723
Kaniko

I yield.
I understand, you win chihiro.
the rrats shall be deleted.
Please just give Dads back what they want.. please... I wont do it again.. please

>>3965746
>>3965767
Who is Kaniko?

>>3965756
I think it's just the default model that came with the software.

>>3965756
It's free, irc

>>3965756
I think it's a live2d sample model.

>>3965597
>Chang
No...

Think bea has her new pc already and is just testing things out, isnt isaac running smoother, or am i delusional?

I can't believe cunnyko is fucking dead.

>>3965597
>>3965811
C-chang....

>>3965812
It's still slowing down intermittently like yesterday.

>>3965782
>>3965788
>>3965807
still based

It was cute when she broke character during that stressfull bossbattle

fucking 39 new viewrrs when cunnyko came out are they cunny sleeper agents?

>>3965812
I'm still seeing slowdown when there's a lot of stuff on screen.

>>3965616
unworthy dads miss legendary stream

>>3965812
you are right I just noticed it

cunnyko actually killed herself on stream for being dumb... what the fuck man...

>>3965929
Why are greys like this?

Eu dads are missing out on this..

>>3965812
It ran fine last time. It's just her old computer's performance is unreliable. If the stars align everything can run smoothly and it did for the last part of her previous stream. If things aren't perfect it starts to lag.

>>3965812
She said in the beginning of the stream that she is not going to setup her new pc until the weekend you jackass

Chisato found a loophole that allowed her to trap Kaniko in the internet in her place, but Chihiro found out and killed Kaniko so Chisato's plan to escape was foiled

>>3965929
greychamas....

>>3965616
I watched both.
Cunnyko was after Ina was done either way

>>3965929
this cringe gray is making all the other grays look bad...

>>3965929
Greys need to be shot

>>3965929
question box is a fag and shit at sim racing

>>3965905
pretty sure it's just youtube's weird-ass algo sending kids to her since she's playing a popular game
it's kind of a double-edged sword since those kids are A) annoying as fuck and B) won't stick around for other game streams (or worse will whine the whole time that she isn't playing whatever they wanted to see) though

>>3965929
imagine spamming a slow chat, lmao

>>3965997
He used to be banned from chat, but Beatani unbanned him.

Bea's screams make my chinchin hard

Did anyone pop a boner hearing kaniko's dying cry?

I'm sure she used to run all the time based on her RFA streams

>>3966157
that wasn't a ban, she closed the stream chat iirc

This running tick confirms that she has ADHD and not ADD

>>3966022
>and shit at sim racing
?

>>3966301
What's the difference? Being too hyperactive a opposed to not being able to focus on something?

>>3966226
It was the most gargly scream I’ve ever heard..

>>3966265
i got one when she said "I'll give you my cunny." follow by autistic giggles.

>tears down
>health down
bea...

If I end up clipping where should I post?

She hasn't resized her model, she's so cute when she's small.

>>3966301
They're the same thing, just the name changed from ADD to ADHD ad some point

getting a lot of replies benedict...

>>3966474
YT or #べあたに流

You will never smell Bea's pheromones after she escapes her leash and runs around.....

I wish I was diddled by beatani....

>>3966474
Everywhere but reddit.

>>3966474
#べあたに流

dasai bear!

>>3966347
The H in ADHD stands for hyperactivity. ADHD kids tend to jump around a lot and stuff. But ADD is just the short attention span without the hyperactivity.

ara ara kinshi

>>3966599
ufufu

>>3966510
No incorrect. They are very similiar but not the same. But many people who had ADHD transition to ADD. Often it is only young children that have the hyperactive part. But your diagnosis don't change.

>>3966549
>Taking your pet bear Beatani to the park wearing only a leash. She lifts her leg and takes a piss in the grass.

>isaac's dad is gone
>bea dads constantly abandon her
woah...

>>3966677
either way, meds away ->
don't fuck up your dopamine receptors like I did dads

>>3966266
She was still reading the chat though, I think you are misremembering it.

why does suck? She had the best item?!

>>3966588
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_hyperactivity_disorder#Subtypes
>ADHD is divided into three primary presentations: predominantly inattentive (ADHD-PI or ADHD-I), predominantly hyperactive-impulsive (ADHD-PH or ADHD-HI), and combined type (ADHD-C).

>>3966720
Yeah I agree. Those ADHD meds made me depressed. They work great actually for getting things done but being productive and sad is not better than being unfocused but happy.

>>3966588
>>3966677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_hyperactivity_disorder#Subtypes
>ADHD is divided into three primary presentations: predominantly inattentive (ADHD-PI or ADHD-I), predominantly hyperactive-impulsive (ADHD-PH or ADHD-HI), and combined type (ADHD-C).

>>3966827
she said shes not very good at reaction kind of game, thats why she hates fps

>>3966827
She is 71 IQ bear but I live her.

>>3966720
that garbage is useless, it only makes you dizzy

>>3966827
items don't make you good
still love her even if she's shit at games

>>3966908
ADHD-PI/ADHD-I is sometimes called just ADD

>>3966709
Please no I can only get so hard.

>>3966720
>>3966894
They were a lifesaver at first, but I have an addictive personality and started abusing them after becoming more and more dependent. Wouldn't have sought them out if I had never been prescribed them but one thing led to another led to 8-hour all-night porn binges and simultaneous MMO grinding

>>3966827
she is a newbie. Give her a few days.

>>3966894
I always hear people say shit like ADHD, bi polar, depression meds are miracle drugs since they fix broken brains but then literally everyone I meet that actually has those conditions (and isn't just some twitter fag pretending the occasional bad day is depression for example) universally says they aren't worth it since it's better to be fucked up but happy than a "normal" zombie.
I'm starting to think all these self-diagnosed retards online are the cause of that NPC meme since they literally fry their brains into non-functional status just to pretend they have a disease they're curing.

>>3966827
People who don't play reflex intensive games much aren't good at reflex intensive games.

>>3966709
She can squat over my mouth, don't want to leave a mess in the park.

>>3965482
>the duality of meme

>>3967037
They were 100% necessary during school. I failed like 50% of my classes before getting adhd meds. After that I became a student with B for an average grade in a F-A system. It is a miracle drug. But it does not make you happy at all. It is the opposite. But I'm very happy today that I took them during my school years. My life would be absolutely fucked if I haven't. But taking them as an adult is something I don't recommend at all.

>>3966767
that was the first practice for the members among us right? iirc that was when she just unlisted the stream, so anyone could get into it. I remember she fixed it and made it members only, but I was still able to see it as long as I didn't closed the tab. then she closed the chat to "focus" on the game. idk if she reopened the chat, but I only remember her reading off of the among us chat. to me, there are only 3 possibly for what happened:
1. she made it members only, preventing me from posting
2.she closed chat
3. I was chat banned for only that stream

>>3967175
I want to pero every centimetre.

>>3967175
>Using the unfixed makeup template.

>>3967175
kiss navel

I hope this is the last Isaac stream

>>3967257
I was there. The chat was always available as a member.

>>3967037
>>3967172
>>3966894
everybody is different.
i think anti depressants ended up hurting me academically but i also had a picture taped to my wall, during highschool, saying that i can relax knowing i'll be able to kill myself someday. rapid weight gain too -- was 220 before i started taking them and stopped gaining weight, eventually came down through dieting.
if i stop taking my meds my appetite becomes much worse, among other things.

we'll see if i can do well academically even with meds. college will start this year. maybe highschool was full of many factors besides meds -- it's possible.

>>3967175
Pat head

>>3967318
It won't be.

>>3967343
Anti depressants are a very different thing from adhd meds. I believe in them more.

>>3967361

>>3967257
I think she just banned greys because she was panicking and not thinking it through.

>>3967318
I don't, this is great

>>3967503
erotic image

Holy shit that stretch noise she made

>that stretching moan
Good thing we don't have any schizos here.

>>3967284
do you have the fixed one?

I want to sleep next to Bea and pet her soft, small body without waking her. I want to scratch behind her ears and listen to her light snoring while she dreams of XP hill.

>>3967489
i don't know a world without adhd meds so it's hard for me to comment. i do know many people in my family tree who achieved great things due to their adhd, but it also took a tremendous toll on the path they had to take. things like such poor academics that they skip college, only to learn trigonometry in three days because they need to know it for a project. or becoming a professional photographer on a whim but not being able to sit still for reading.
it's a blessing and a curse. best hope you have something that interests you or else you're fucked.

>>3967706
>152/42
imagine

>>3967318
Why? She seems to enjoy it and it also brings in bigger numbers

>expanding the spreadsheet on stream

it's cute how she moves back and forth in her chair... and when she says nya

Beatani's blood bank

O positive.

phew reached my quota of at least one comment read... was starting to get worried

>>3967885
Feels good doesn't it? I'm such a fucking schizo.

I will feed Beatani my blood...

>>3967326
>>3967519
then I will go with the 1st possibility then, as it confirms that it became a member only stream, as I was no longer able to like or see chat like pic related

>>3967706
you should've kept your tinfoil hat on, what you're experiencing are greys implementing false imaginations inside your head anon.

>>3967885
>>3967924
meds onegai.. m-me too

Did she just load the wrong save?

>>3968155
what do u mean?

GUYS! HELP! THERE'S A FUCKING GREY ON MY ROOF!

>>3968155
Maybe, I thought the same thing.

>>3968207
It looked like she loaded into save 3 instead of 1, but I'm not sure.

>>3968231
you should've stayed asleep greenling...

>>3968231
Dad, it's me. Remember I told you we would watch over you!

>>3968231
embrace the greys, or die

>>3968207
>>3968274

>implying saves matter

I must sleep but this bear keeps staying alive.

>>3964965
There is a chrome extension that works well with LIVE chats that dumps into a CSV that can be truncated fairly easily. As for after the fact, and live, this one does work. "xenova chat downloader" on github Truncating will be a bit more complicated though since .json. Both have timestamps which ultimately is what you need.

>>3968501
You unlock more items over runs, so it does matter.

Bea's holy water...

>>3968501
She's got like 0.001% progress anyway, so not really.

>>3968576
meant to reply to
>>3968528

>>3968501
isaac autists are annoying as fuck, what's new

>today I have a meeting with Chad

new rrat dads
what if beatani is actaully at work *right now* as she begins streaming around 9-10am Japan time usually and the excel sheet is actually collecting data on how to market to western risuna-chan

>>3968683
I like it
>>3968643
Today she becomes a woman

>>3968683
Then she's doing a really shit job only collecting info on a niche group of autists.

The Gray Death is here, the only cure is Beatani's Ambrosia.

>3AM
NGMI... I'm falling asleep

>>3968683
isnt she retarded?

>>3968733
didn't say she had to be good at it, the company can only afford computers still running windows xp after all

Look like her ADHD kick in at the last round

hehe two comments read...tasukatta

>I'm naked bear now
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>confirming she is streaming naked
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

>>3968963
Every day every time she knows how to torture my dick

>>3968826
She uses W10 though.

>left to go play serious sam 2 with friends
>just get back
>"I'm naked now"

Good stream Beatani. Based bear is based!

>>3968758
Eurobro...

>>3968963
>>3969009
She does so every stream.

Chihiro > Kaniko > Dog > Beatani

>>3969029
it is a joke anonchama

STAND AGAINST KANIKO BULLY

KANIKO LOVE

>>3969094
Shit taste

WAIT DOES SHE HAVE AN IRC IM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE THIS GIRL IS SO FUCKING BASED

chat is torn apart what's cunnyko's real name

the parasocial relationship is becoming mutual...

goodbye

RATE THE STREAM

I miss her already

I see it.

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Bros, and Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

>>3969265
cunnyko

I miss kaniko

she said she wants to become a NEET at the very end

>>3969265
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

she is too cute to bear

>>3969265
found new oshi/10

Never a dull or boring stream! Let me bear hug this damn bear!!!

>>3969265
corner kuma/10

>>3969265
cunnyko's suicide/10

>>3969094
god taste

>>3969265
I miss Kuniko/10

>>3969265
everyday every time / 10

>>3969265
>i'll give you my cunny
10/10

>>3969304
everyone wants to be a NEET until they're forced to become a NEET
I'd really have thought the last year would have taught that lesson pretty well

>>3969265
[desire to headpat intensifies]/10

>>3964001
>pot play
a bald egg emerges

>>3969265
Kuniko/10

>>3969265
I love her even more/10

>>3969316
welcome new dad!

>>3969363
NEET life is great until you run out of shit to do

>>3969304
I wanted to be a neet, I became one and it's hell. I want out and it's hard.

>>3969363
I've been essentially a NEET for the last month or two and my boss still hasn't caught on. lol

>>3969180
Call me when she uses XMPP.

>>3969265
100000000/10

>>3969403
I meant cunnyko

Today my oshi killed herself onstream. How do I go on, bros

Beatani please have a boxing match with my balls.

>>3969265
Using Kani Cunny/10

KANIKO WAS MURDERED AND CHIHIRO DID IT

Can someone tell me about this bear? First time I watched her and she switched to cunnyko a couple minutes after I entered the stream. I watched for like an hour and sub'd but now I'm gonna sleep

>>3969451
ah well, atleast you are finally on the list with me.

>>3969454
which image does this risuna-chan come from again

beatani please cut me open and eat my organs

>>3969475
Kaniko didn't kill herself

There is an alternate timeline where Beatani never came here and gave up vtubing, only spending her days trapped on the internet doing an office job she hates with little else to cheer her up.

Watching Beatani stream is the happiest part of my day. Today was a good day.

Kaniko... fresh JK cute and funny part... everyday

>>3969552
The types of Risuna one

>>3969552

She said at the end of the stream that she has a meeting with a cat on xp hill very soon. This probably means that she has a business meeting at :30. This means that she will not produce much post-steam tweets. You eu dads can safely go to sleep. I will at least. See you all next stream!

>>3969659
thank you

>>3969675
See you EUdads

>>3969675
So does that mean she's work from home? I was pretty sure she commuted to the office but maybe covid changed that.
Also, nice work twitter omerice bros on the kaniko shoutout

>>3969602
Chihiro hid the facts

I need help, Beatani is the only thing that gets me up in the morning. It's nice to know that she's at least having fun streaming though. I noticed that she streamed Issac for longer than intended so I hope she finally found a game she can stick with even if it isn't my cup of tea. At least it isn't Omori

>>3969782
Yes she very probably works from home.

>>3969856
i think it was the fact she was enjoying herself streaming in general that made it run long

New rrat: Bea is a shill for a mug conglomerate and the reason why she toys with the goslings is to generate sales.

>>3969603
there's also one where she begrudgingly stays in nico nico on her roommates account, talking hopelessly into the void as she plays Minecraft

>>3969944

A few nice noises this stream, not to mention the Kaniko bit.

>>3969856
She has been doing kinda long streams for over a month. She seems to really enjoy streaming with us. She straight out says that she missed us and that she is glad to see us again.

>>3969944

Imagine Bea wearing only a business casual top while her bottomless cunny continues to rub up against her chair.

>>3969886
>Hack her ojisan bad at INFOSEC(X)'s PC
>See her face on the Zoom meeting
>Crash the call shouting uooooh while doing floor reps

>>3970116
That made me chuckle

>>3970078
Mostly confirmed to happen. (from dms)

legendary stream

so is there an internet relay chat yet?
if there isn't i'll make one. i insist on having a place to discuss xp bear on irc

>>3970191
Explain further sir.

>>3970078
So nice
https://youtu.be/iUf3XIooZHk?t=5970
See her model shifting? Hear that scratching noise that sounds a little bristly? Recall that she's naked? Hear that awkward laugh afterwords?
She was scratching her fluffy cunny and we all heard it and loved it.

>>3970268
i prefer waiting for these threads
eventually irc will devolve into non beatani discussion and turn to shit

>>3970271
He's my wife Chisato's boyfriend, I would assume it to be accurate.

Sometimes during the off-stream threads I see a lot of schizo posting. Sometimes I see a dad posting something that makes me question humanity. But overall I really like you dads. Most of you are fine and wholesome. I'm proud to contribute to this community in different ways. Beatani seems to really genuinely like us and she seems to get a lot of happiness from us. It really brightens my heart. I hope she can one day grow enough to quit her job.

>>3970304
What if her secret fetish is exhibitionism and she likes to stream naked

>>3970460
I want to see that

I'll pray that she gets enough support to go full time

>>3970271
I dont want to blocked just yet, your imagination wont be far off! Of course it depends on the level of meeting, most there are no shits given.

>>3970413
Hopefully one day

>>3970460
uuuoooooh

>>3970268
Every medium that takes away attention from this thread is not a good idea. This thread is free advertising and a lot of dads join all the time just because of this thread. Having a discord kills discussion in the thread and an IRC would probably have the same effect

>>3970460
You are very close, go further.

I was naked watching the stream, so you could say that I was naked with Beatani. Ok that kind of gets my engine going

>>3970304
Did you timestamp the correct time? I don't hear anything

>>3970268
You mean hipster discord?

>>3970633
Tell me more. This rrat makes a bit of sense. She liked it when her neighbor came in and saw her naked, she just didn't like that he saw her dirty room. No clothes, confirmed nopan...

>>3970460
She was naked at home before she started streaming. She said it's common in Japan.

>>3970664
Happens closer to 1:39:38, wear headphones it's subtle.

>>3970413
I hope the schizos are just growing pains and there is some day enough healthy discussion to warrant a permanent thread.

so the final yabai is beatani "accidentally" turning on her webcam and revealing it all for the entire world to see...and she will only do it when she has enough concurrent viewers... this kusobear...

>>3970823
I will come so hard that my balls shrivel up and fall off it that happens.

>>3970823
I think I saw a doujin like this once

>>3970815
The schizoposting is part of the fun

>>3970823
Would all of her fans really stop watching her if he did that? They would probably just uoooh.

>>3970805
I am and there's nothing there, I think you're imagining things

>set an alarm for the stream
>sleep through it
pain

>>3970945
it's not that they'll stop watching, it's that she'll stop streaming after that

>>3970815
the kind of shitposting this bear does probably means there will never be a thread without shizos, though that's part of the fun anyways

>>3970805
Open the video in a new tab. The video probably wasn't done processing.

>>3970985
sorry man you missed one of the best beatani streams to date

>>3970815
The iceberg must grow anon. It is her strength. Melting ice cap are causing trouble for polar bears after all.

>>3970985
No critical information was released during this stream but this stream was very unusual in some ways so i recommend you to watch the vod.

>>3970761
Yeah good example, there's a few others too.
Time will tell, we'll eventually get whatever she is hiding.
After a bit of thought, I think she really gets off on being embarrassed and the possibility of being so. I also, sadly, think there's atleast a 60% chance she wont talk about that fetish again...since she aggressively uploads porn shit of herself across the entire internet.

>>3971037
Good call
https://youtu.be/iUf3XIooZHk?t=6212

>>3971123
To be honest it feels like she was fishing for derailments in the derailment stream esp toward the end

>>3970985
>set an alarm for the stream
>alarm
>not plural
I make sure to set several alarms to make sure I don't miss it.

I'll be honest, I went to take a shower during the stream because I have a sweaty ass job and got home too late to take one before, and I missed the entire Kaniko bit because of it.

>>3971123
Please I can only get so hard. The thought that it's possible I have done my reps to Beatani without knowing it before is just too much for my poor dick to handle.

>Well, If you could make Beatani memes and shitposts, that would help us a lot…
honto ni? am i really allowed to shitpost? people keep getting mad at my shitposts...

>>3970985
>not setting up a Rube Golderg machine alarm that smashes a mug over your head to wake you up every day
ngmi

>>3971182
I choose to believe you and am now masturbating.

>>3971182
uoooh that's no scratching she was adjusting something "in there"...

I will never understand people who don't take showers in the mornings.

>>3971201
going to need to rewatch this stream today a few times but, there is a noticeable difference...what appears at first glance a conscious thought to avoid more fetish related yabs.
to not fully rrat, maybe she was just a bit more busy and more specifically she knew she wouldnt have time for hand reps before her meeting.

>>3971292
Image shitposts are always welcome.

>>3971417
I'm a morning shower guy but if you're sweating at work all day one when you get home is good too.

>Gay generals being proposed.
>Dads actually pushing for it.

Lads, do I need to remind you fuckers what happened the last time we tried that?

>>3971292
who is us?
but yes more shitposts are always welcome

>>3971417
I shower once a week and I still thinks it's too much

>>3971730
Kagura Mea away

Bea's cunny is the only cunny I need. Fuck Kaniko she's just a leech.

>beatani is my oshi
>but I'm not a gosling or gachikoi
have I failed

>>3971422
Oh shit what if meeting her cat meant meeting her pussy aka hand reps

>>3971558
what happened last time?

I like to imagine the unkempt pubic hair of a Japanese girl I'll never meet!

>>3971800
there's still time anon, embrace the parasocial relationship

>>3971800
In due time anon, in due time...

>>3971802
I feel like no..just because she masturbates all day long I feel like she wouldn't bring something like that up like that
you could be right
but i think the proper rrat is some kind of scheduled masturbation session, maybe with others if thats the case.

>>3971632
>but yes more shitposts are always welcome

Going to do my reps to Beatani scratching her manko.

>>3971417
I take one in the morning and after work, but I think evening showers are more tolerable if you don't let your sheets get too dirty.

>>3971558
Based, It's a dumb fucking idea, Beatani doesn't even stream with any of those chuuba's, and some of them are pre-debut.

>>3971873
/wvt/

>>3971417
I will never understand people who don't take showers at night.

>>3971923
send this to beatani

I want to slurp on Bea's pubes like they are noodles.

>>3971921
>She checks her excel spreadsheet
>"Oh shit reps time! Have to end the stream!"
>The desk deliveryman brings her new desk and fucks her on it
>Cherry wood, nice touch
>Corner reps material for days
>Thanks for the new desk dad

>>3971992
oh yukkin arc...

>>3971873
Who is (you), grey?

I will never understand people who take showers.

>>3972065
You're fucking twisted. Bea should be completely hairless.

>>3972287
Yes, after he shaved her for his noodle dish.

"it ended with a pat on the cat's head" what did she mean by this

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1395562474737258496
She gave her boss a blowjob everyone

>ywn feel bea's pubic stubble
I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS PAIN

>>3972067
>reps without me
DAUGHTER! WHY AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I told you, when I bought it! TOGETHER!

>>3972406
Smashing my mug and shoving the shards down my throat.

>>3972403
>>3972406
The RRATS! They are staRTING TO OVERWHELM ME

>>3972406
bea...

>>3972403
>>3972406
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i love beatani. i LOVE her

1 DAD 1 MUG

>>3972510

Beatani gets railed by fat cat businessmen for money...

>>3972609
I can even fit the handle up there

>今日もかわいいね!
really living up to that groomer title

>>3972406
>pat on the cats head
You mean her boss gave her a blowjob.

i like the idea that we all support and brighten up the day of a stressed out OL who has a secret alter ego none of he coworkers know about--it's like the plot of some manga

HEY NICE ONE AUTISM MAN!!! TOLD YOU SHE'D NOTICE YOU!!!

I KNEEL AUTISMCHAD

GOOD JOB AUTISM-SAMA!! YOUR EFFORT DID NOT GO TO WASTE!

Oh shit

>>3971417
Frequent showers are more just to feel good rather than any actual hygiene/health reason, unless you sweat a lot of work some dirty job, you don't need to shower more than like 2~3 times a week at most. You won't smell more and won't get health issues (if anything it's better for the body esp the hair, not to wash too often)
I take a shower in the morning but it's really just to clear my mind and get me going.

>>3973109
>This was in the iceberg
Iceberg anon can see the future?

>>3973109
and there we have it

>>3971558
Nothing bad happened, and you're screaming into the void anyway.

>>3973109
so happy this didn't get cut after the processing

>>3973220
>>3973109
Fear the iceberg!
The final yab has already been decided!!

I'm concerned about her streaming naked. If she doesn't wear a bra her boobs might lose shape.

>>3973485
That's why flat is superior

>>3973485
what boobs?

>>3973485
a-anon she is 5 foot japanese
fear not.

>>3973485
>implying she has big enough breast to sag significantly

>>3973220
Maybe she saw it in the iceberg and decided to try it

>>3973109
It's ok, I do too.

>>3973636
since her first stream

>>3973485
She's flat

the peaceful coziness of post stream /yah/...good

>>3974105
Getting ready to UOOOOH here
Coziness perfect

>>3972937
She is Aggretsuko.

Is it just me or does the guy in the upper right of Lemon Party kind of resemble Shinzo Abe?

>>3974281

wanna kiss each other and snuggle together and feel each others breasts

>>3974537
boy hands typed this post

>>3974537
too much truth.
where is rrat?
kisses! snuggles!

>>3974575
please let me snuggle together
you can treat me like a little boy im still pretty young all things considered
i just want to snuggle with cute girls

You took a genuine suggestion from here and you ran with it. Based dad, I hope you keep it up

>>3970304
Can someone use the Isaac BGM to cancel itself out?

>finally found a vtuber who's japanese i can actually make out
i can't understand the holo girls or anybody else accented. sure my vocab sucks but i can't even transliterate their words into any sensical words to look up.

Fuck Beatani
Marry Chihiro
Kill Kaniko

>>3973485
Bea's saggy slobberknockers UUUOOOOHHHHH

>>3974659
I wonder if Bea realizes the power she holds over her dads, she's gotten lots of them to work on things like art reps or massive community projects or even simpler things like timestamping just out of love for her. outsiders call this a parasocial relationship but honestly it feels more symbiotic to me.

>>3974772
CHIHIRO LOVE

>>3974772
Fuck Kaniko
Marry Beatani
Kill Chihiro
all other choices are objectively incorrect

>>3974772
Fuck Risuna-chan
Marry Chihiro
Kill Beatani
Who is (You)? Cunnyko

>>3969409
Or run out of funds

Cunny korokke with cunnyko!!!

>>3975028
this is objectively the worst choice

>>3975180
yummy kani in my mouth, so fresh and juicy

>>3975180
my potato filling is always too runny these are such a bitch to make

>>3975259
you're the worst choice

>>3974723
Not an audio anon but it would be difficult I believe.

>>3975300
Egg really helps to bind it up, also cook your potatoes for a while after you drain them.

>>3975341
uoooh thank you i will try this

whether you admit to it or not...everyone is a gosling deep down

Just got around to watching the VOD and I have to say I'm happy the Gosling Singularity made it to the rrat iceberg. Man must know his fate.

>>3975555
Beatani makes my heart race so fast... I don't know what to do and what to say. Bea...

>>3975611
it's inescapable, all should know this universal truth

Who was the first Gosling? This too is lost in time like tears in rain.

I missed the stream again...

>>3975555
y-y-y-y-y-yes combine! COMBINE! Everyone is a gosling but everyone is a rrat creator. COMBINE
AHHH UUUOOHHHHH