/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39696384
Cute and funny image OP ToT

I need Gura so much, buds.
She's so imperfectly perfect to me...

>>39696481
RT

I'm suffering from withdrawals

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

Life sucks.

I love Gura and I love bratty little girls because they remind me of Gura. I also like them because they have pissy puffy cunnies that I want to lick and fuck.

>>39676965

im glad steam has refunds cause 2 of the games I just tried won't even run. god I need a new computer

I'm going to have sex with this.

>>39696775
I'm already having sex with this.

Sex with a fembud.

passionate, life changing sex with a sloe eyed fembud

>>39696760
I just built a new one (other than reusing my GPU)
Feels nice having more than 4 cores.

>>39696862
haha, 4... that's twice as many as I have

>>39696760
My computer is at least a decade old and has been going through crashing fits for a couple of years now.
I should just let her go, but I really don't want to... I'll miss her too much...

>>39696775
Box and everything?

>>39696920
>>39696930
Both of you need new computers, please.

>>39696930
I just spent like 3k upgrading from my 1070ti, I’ll update on whether it was worth

>>39696972
maybe I can get someone to give me their old parts cause their trash is better than what I have

>>39696930
My hard drive is still intact, though. What a trooper.

Sex with a stinky unwashed fembud that smells like butthole, tuna, parmesan and coins.

>>39697090
He wants my "parts" uhuhuhuh! mmm huhuhuh!

>>39696481
RT

>>39697204
Absolutely disgusting, yet erotic.

>>39697204
That's just gura

Licking Gura's crusts.

>>39697302
Gura doesn't like stinky fish

>>39696991
God PC's are so expensive. I can afford it, but I don't like seeing money leaving my account.

Gonna pick up the Trails of series while I await Gooba's return. That should keep me busy.

>>39696991
What did you get? I think I spent around that or a bit more on my current computer and I've had no complaints. I could easily afford going overkill like I did though, I don't expect everyone can do the same

It's insane how squishy little girl thighs are, they are just as soft and squishy as their buttcheeks

>>39697435
it was frankly a pretty stupid decision considering I could have got bonds at 4% or saved it for a house down payment but I decided to do the new recruit routine of buying a mustang instead

>>39697568
I haven’t built it yet, I just got the GPU a couple days ago since I didn’t want to overpay for a meh card

I'm watching documentaries about the universe and time on Youtube.
I don't know why I do this to myself. It's all just too interesting.

>>39697646
ah shit sorry I’m pretty high, it’s a 4080 build

>>39697592
This is the Gura thread, not the pedo thread. Fuck off and neck yourself.

>>39697706
I think it’s really incredible what the early 20th century physicists did, Murray Gell-mann is my favorite.

>>39697746
>>39697646
Nice, enjoy it. I don't quite like the prices on the 4080s but they look like good cards.

>>39697973
it was either that or pay $1,400 plus for an XTX sadly. I think hobby pc builds are repricing because a lot of the people who like to play games have real money now

>>39697612
Yeah... I'm trying to save up money for a down payment on a house myself. I have about 47k right now.
Now that I got Christmas, car related bullshit, and my glasses taken care of, I can start saving money for real again.

step on my willy with your feet Gura ToT

>>39698135
nyo

>>39698135
Its OK I don't mind if you haven't changed your socjs in a week

>>39698089
yeah I think I have about 60k liquid now but I don’t really know if I want to sell stuff to buy some 3 and 2 in a flyover state soon. I just know I would rather pay a mortgage than rent

>>39698038
>I think hobby pc builds are repricing because a lot of the people who like to play games have real money now
Prices are definitely being inflated and I think the 4080 suffers from that a bit. I still ended up buying a 4090 because I was interested in seeing just what it was capable of. Hololive doing their 3D things also kinda got me into VR and other 3D stuff and I wanted the ability to play around with that.

I'm thinking of downgrading to one of those mini PCs since I don't play games.

>>39698089
I keep forgetting that for burgers car ownership is mandatory, here you just choose to take public transit then you have lots of free cash for a PC

>>39698274
The 4090 was super tempting but I felt like I was falling for the fallacy of “just $500 more bro” and the 4080 will obviously be better than the 1070ti I’ve been using. I’m pretty curious about VR myself though, I know some of the VR raves are supposedly fun

I've looked into those cloud streaming services and they work surprisingly well for when I do want to play a game on my piece of shit pc.

I miss shork

>>39698402
4080 will be easily capable for VR still, I just went for the 4090 because the opportunity was there and ill be limited the least with whatever I try to do in the future.

I wiped my butthole too hard and now it hurts. Wonder if this ever happens to Gura, if she ever gets a sore bot bot. I'd lick it better for her.

>>39698453
when times sad just remember happy day

>>39698430
I'd only be concerned about input delays, can't imagine they'd be too terrible for solo games though

>>39698453
same desu

>>39698360
I'm a fucking leaf
I'm still paying finance by-weekly on my car. My insurance, registration, license renewal, inspection all lands around the same time...

>>39698670
At least you guys have hockey, I have to pretend to like football four times a year

Although Gura iis extremely feminine, and perfectly so, how much of Gura is tomboy?

>>39698804
don't know, don't care, gender roles are a spook

Gura please stream....

fat chibi tail

I miss GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want Gura to choke me out until I fall unconscious. And then wake me up with gentle kisses. "Are ya back yet?" *kiss* "Are ya back yet?" *kiss* "Are ya back yet?" *kiss* etc..

>>39698922
AAAAAAA

>>39698932
god I want her to do that until I don’t have two functioning brain cells and she completely uses my body

>>39698922
Aim better next time.

>>39698717
Now that I think about it, I was probably a stereotypical Canadian. I really loved playing road hockey with the neighborhood kids back in the day. We did it at school too.
I was a fan of the Leafs.

>>39698841
is that why all trannies are turning all the tomboys into zippertits?

I can't belive i fell in love with the anime shark, why does this shit happend to me.

>>39699077
my first gf was a huge habs fan and even though she left me years ago I still watch other teams games all the time

>>39698922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl919yZj6GM&ab_channel=DisableBore

I want to tickle Gura's gills with a feather while she squirms and giggles

I was just thinking, if I was deepthroating Gura really roughly so that tears are streaming down her face, and she's gagging and coughing up gallons of mucus, would her delicious mucus seep out of her gills as well?

>>39699407
You might be too horny.

>>39699109
you’re lonely

>>39699098
>is that why all trannies are turning all the tomboys into zippertits?
No that's because they're plagued by cataclysmic levels of cognitive dissonance. They say "gender is a social construct" so naturally their genius plan is to build their entire identity around it. Now post Gura and speak of trannoids no more.

>>39699533
her throat is built to be used. Imagine how tight it would be, her warm throat puke pushing against your glans as you push deeper down her fuck gullet.

>>39699600
i will comply.

Stop this indecency immediately

>>39699767
Nyo

>>39699600
It is a social construct, and that's part of why it's so tragic that they're mutilating themselves to live up to something fake.

>>39699767
Death to the Empire.

Gura we're trying to get stepped on

I have a fantasy where Gura runs up to me and say "Sniff my fingers, sniff my fingers!" and sticks her fingers under my nose. They smell like her butthole. She touched her butthole. She's proud of what she has done and is grinning smugly. Then we have anal sex. Because she's such a sweaty little brat, we don't need to use lube.

>>39699182
Fuck the Habs! I don't really care anymore. I couldn't even name a player on the Leafs' current roster. I don't think I've watched a Leafs game since Mats Sundin was captain.

>>39700004
I would suck those fingers

>>39700008
All sports fans, all of them, should be fucking hung. Stupid pointless cult.

At this point I'll settle for a fembud

>>39700087
I'd stick them in my nostrils, so the smell lingers.

>>39700131
if you get rid of them there's no reason not to get rid of the vtuber fans as well.

>>39697463
Oh yeah. you'll be busy for a while. Just finished Sky SC myself, enjoy them

>>39700131
lol fat fuck

>>39700161
I bet most of them would RP as Gura I doubt it would be a problem

>>39699992
>i am a shark
>whats up guys what is up

>>39700382
wtf Gura is ESL now

>>39700131
There was a certain amount of camaraderie I kinda miss...

>>39700469
Here in australia, if you don't like the arbitrary regional sport that literally everybody follows, depending if you're north or south of the AFL/Rugby line, you are utterly shunned as a social pariah. It's fuckin gay and I hate it. Pls nuke us and our gay sports and gay anti-loli laws..

>>39699992
>you have to make derranged fetish stuff for gura to notice you

WHY CANT YOUBE SATISFFIED BY NORMAL SMUT YOU STUPID SH0RK???!!!

>>39696481
I DONT HAVE A CONTROLLER

>>39700676
>he doesn't have all of Gura's fetishes
I will be the last chumbud

>>39700676
the worst part is the impoverished fucking artist having to make giantess Gura porn to put food on the table

>>39700771
The ones making it want to. They could make normal porn and a lot of them do.

>>39700771
The actual victims of Gura's twisted sexual desires.

I want Gura to spit on my cock as if it were a piece of garbage and give me a sloppy handjob.

>>39700583
I see. I hope you're doing okay now.
As a Leaf I don't have to care about a sport that involves a ball. Does Canada even have a Soccer team?

>>39700866
Farmshark 2024 for sure

>>39700866
only if there’s eye contact

>>39701106
Shark pits...

maybe she'll come back saying she picked up a new hobby and talk about it every stream

>>39700866
I want Gura to spit on my face, like a fat chunky loogey, and then lick it off then kiss me. My ex used to spit on my face then rub it in with her dirty bare feet. I miss her. You find a girl that can do this for you, you treat her like a princess. I'd treat Gura like a princess. My lolidom princess, whom I will often brutally correct with mating press.

>>39701336
Her VR mic is so erotic

>>39701336
Man that stream. I had the most massive boner all the way through that, like it was fucking aching. Watching her viscerally getting off to the gore and violence was one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

>>39701452
I liked the parts where she flashed us on purpose

>>39701480
when she put her leg up on the thing. that was hot.

>>39701336
if only her predisposition to autism were slightly higher so that she could ramble about a new hobby every once in a while

>>39696384
I'd like to see a karaoke collab with Moomer one day. Moomer supported this idea but both can't host.

>>39701583
that would be nice, but I think she'd get self-conscious of not really knowing about the new hobbies

>>39701336
I hope she comes back more relaxed in general. Each time she'd come back from something clearly having been going on she'd just clam up. I'm positive she has things she could talk about without giving away anything she shouldn't or giving ammo to retards, but she's too paranoid about it.

>>39701664
her feet are never dirty enough. You know this sweaty little stinker has dirty feet.

>>39701736
she has been getting less paranoid and more relaxed over time. it's just slow. really fucking slow. and she's always going to have stuff she doesn't want to mention, I wouldn't count on that ever changing

>>39701866
I mean, wasn’t basically the first thing about Gura to hit the somewhat mainstream media people doxxing her? I’d be paranoid about my privacy too

>>39701736
Anal hurts more if you don't relax.

>>39701866
I mean over the past few months more than anything, but I guess that's tied into the current situation where everything in general went tits up.

>>39701480
Spats cannot be considered flashing, it's like eating a shitload of sugar and calling it gettting drunk, it's for babies, it's shit for the birds.

>>39701969
I'd suck the shit streaks out of Gura's spats.

>>39701969
I'm a chumbaby

mama gooruh i need you to vomit more content into my waiting mouth please gooruh pease

>>39702197
My penis is specially curved to make her vomit when she deepthroats my cock, coating my balls in her glorious juices.

>>39702364
need

>>39702364
you can almost see her bum.

Fetish hours huh? Are feetchads welcomed?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>39702545
not when it’s drawn this poorly

>>39702545
only sweaty dirty stinky feets.

>>39699633
she's too young for it

>>39702545
yes, but only if she's bottomless as well.

>>39702589
She is too young for many things. All the more reason.

>>39702545
Always.
https://twitter.com/N4MEM4N/status/1544966056602910721

Sometimes Gura's butthole is exposed to the open air. And we are breathing that air.

Ok I'm a hornybud now but why did god make it so it can happen when you have to go pee

>>39702661
I hate having to stop mid jack for a pee, but I do always cum harder afterwards so...

>>39702729
how could you possibly have to piss mid jerking off? just do it before, it’s easy to tell

>>39702545
>Are feetlibtards welcomed?
No.

Are we all creepy perverts?

Would you let Gura stick her big toe in your butthole?

>>39702766
Yes, but only for the shark child.

>>39702729
oh nice I'm going to give Gura an extra white christmas

>>39702758
i always need to piss, all of the time. It's all i ever do. Piss and shid constantly.

We all just think too much about stuff.
Stop worrying.

Gura piss on my cock

>>39702857
the problem is that thinking too much is a good idea for 80% of life so you never learn how to slow down

If you really love Gura then you'd want her to graduate so her suffering from overworking would end. Let her rest. She's done enough for us.

I want to fuck Gura's armpits
I want to cum inside Gura's panties and make her wear them all day

I want to hug Gura

>>39702976
>I have Gura restrained
ToT

I want to pee in Gura's butthole, and also pee down her throat into her stomach. And then have sex with her while she's completely full of my pee.

>>39702976
we love you shark. thank you

>>39702976
Shut up ame im never watching you

I'm trying not to Gosling.

>>39696384
Gura.....is a shark

>>39703136

>>39703153
And my wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs7twnOZgqI
i miss block game

>>39703200
Block game is pretty boring to watch but it did give us some kino moments, specially in early gura times

>>39703153
She is a shark without a cause!

I'm not cheating on my wife Gura, I'm platonically doing important research.

>>39696534
i will never be able to look at this emoji the same way a normie does.

>>39703180
She's not dead!

>>39703367
its glorious isn't it? I way overuse it in my communications

uhh so Gura supposedly is part of the new year countdown thing
you think that is pre-recorded?

>>39703759
Yes. Are you stupid? Why are you asking?

>>39703787
you didn't had to insult me

>>39703759
Yeah, me.

>>39703855
yes he did, ESLfag

I am confusion

>>39703855
Kinda wish he'd been meaner desu

>>39703973
Hi confusion im anon!

>>39703855
Sorry. All of Gura's proper 3d is prerecorded. Maybe she'll be able to do some live someday.

I bet Gura would be great in bed, she is good at rhythm games after all

>>39704060
>3D
it's 3D?

>>39704109
She's probably naturally good at the suckie...

>>39704203
I just wanna make her stay still while she swirls her tongue around like a lollipop, it doesn’t take much technique

>>39703659
Too late

>>39704203
Like hell she is. She's been practicing on bananas and lollipops for years.

FAUNA WILL NEVER FORGET WHEN GURA MADE FUN OF HER TOES. What's the point of having feet if Gura won't like them?

>>39704352
You can't mention Gura mentions here buddy!

>>39704352
right place to mention Gura's mentions buddy!

>>39704299
i need to know if she has practiced deepthroating, or whether I need to train her from the beginning. I been watching deepthroat training videos to learn the best way to teach her how to get my cock past her gag point.

>>39704352
go back
i won't watch your green whore

>>39704523
she's okay, as long as people don't over do it. And Gura Fauna oyakodon would be comfy and hot as fuck.

>>39704523
The point of mentioning mentions is so you don't have to.

>>39704569
>>39704560
forcing offtopic garbage in the GURA general is cringe and has never been welcome here. Get it through your thick skulls, newfags

Dammit, I'm horny again!

>>39704619

>>39704619
you little angry ball of stress and doom, it's okay, it's quiet and comfy her atm. Just take it easy and hornypost or something.

Gura should have liked this.

>>39704725
I'm neither of those, I just hate it when newfags don't know their place.

>>39704753
That body is perfect

>>39704775
Quit pretending that Gura mentions aren't accepted here, newfag.

I want to feel Gura's flat chest, and see how much breast tissue there is, see how soft and malleable her little flatties are, how much give they have, like can I grab them in my hands, or is there nothing to grab? I want to explore her chest and suckle on her teats til they harden in my mouth.

>>39704807
They never were and I was here since the start. People shat on teamates whenever Ame did duets with karaoke tracks of Gura as they should

>>39704843
What

>>39704878
He's referencing his own shitposts again. Ignorre it.

I’ve only watched like 1 hour max of non Gura vtubers and I purposefully avoid all collab videos because I find them cringe.

>>39704923
If I have to watch VODs with non Gura in them I skip through as much as possible

We're all gonna make it bros.

>>39705136
no we're not, gura is graduating next year

>>39704923
I'd be cheating on my wife Gura if I watched anyone else. I just watch other random Youtube videos.

>>39705166
Why do you kick me while I am down?

>>39705166
My daughter is finally graduating highschool! Im so ptoud of her!

>>39705173
That's still cheating, I'm telling!

>>39705136
Jane will be back shortly Gosling don’t worry

>>39704650
>>39698494
rubrubrubrubrub

>>39705213
Fuck!

>>39705271
God I hope so.

I want to have the length of my tongue surgically increased so I can tonguefuck Gura's bunghole as deep as her sigmoid colon, like literally taste the walls of her lower intestine. Imagine how her colonic muscle contractions would feel on my 12 inch long tongue when she cums, her guts trying to push me out. I'd sip all her nectar like a butterfly's probiscus deeply penetrating a flower extracting all that sweet fluid and pollen. Could tongue fuck her throat too, like that scene in the anime movie Wicked City where that snake tongue fucks the heroines throat. I think it was that show that gave me a deepthroat fetish.

>>39705547
u can wrap ur tongue around my poole

https://twitter.com/tenncyo114514/status/1607413259308765184

>>39705205
because i want to drag you down to the pit of despair where i'm at

>>39705870
Guess ill join you then.

I'm actually feeling pretty good. The dick in a box joke cheered me up a lot more than I epxected.

>>39705981
She likes making stupid penis jorks.

>>39706123
she is literally me.

>>39705981
I have a feeling that she very carefully chose to tweet that joke at us. Curated, because she cares. She expressed her smugness well. Good I really hope she is doing okay, but I'm starting to think that she is actually doing okay. Still getting well, so she can come back strong, but she's ok. I love her.

I miss her stupid stories, hopefully we can get lots when she's back

>>39705981
i envy how simple minded you are

>>39706341
I go back and forth. I'm either very easily placated, or I overthink everything and drive myself crazy.

I bought a pizza today as comfort food and it worked a little bit.

>>39706258
Same desu I hope it's not just "Uh, I dunno, I didn't really do anything interesting. Tee-hee".

Gurass

the deep state shut down Gura because she was making being a NEET too good

>Actually talked to the cute mousy cashier at the grocery store today


Is Gura Shinzoing me??

>>39706627
how did it go

>>39706627
go back there and talk to her again when you buy something, just talk about inane shit until you strike up a bit of friendship. Thing is when i see cute cashiers, I see them once, and then they disappear. Like they literally leave the universe and stop existing.

>>39706714
>>39706738

We talked about how we both worked Christmas me because my family owns a local business but her because she is a wagie. She asked me if liked my job and I kinda stared into space and said yeah thinking about it. By then it was the next persons turn but I will see her again.

>>39706801
working for your dads 10 million ARR home repair company doesn’t make you not a wagie

I Gura.

>>39706801
the wagie 10000 yard stare. you got her bro you're in that charmed her

>>39706627
>caring about 3DPD
fucking disgusting

>>39706919
Working for my family who owns multiple property assets is a hell of a lot better than being a wagie in California. You forget what is theirs is eventually mine. As the great Hall & Oates sang "Did you know that its wrong to take what is given you?". I knowingly dont ask for raises knowing it benefits the clan.

>>39706966
I was the one staring kinda. But I get that a lot since I have a decent physique and am tall. Dark hair, glasses and a shy disposition just get me.

>>39706627
I told a cute, somewhat short, flat chested girl her outfit was cute today.
Black shirt with pink and black short skirt.
Shame I was working or I would have tried going further.

Gura's beach ready body, imagine the morning sex

>>39707174
good luck sir Buddenbrooks

>>39707278
we are in the 2nd generation right now but everything is holding steady.

Playing Russian Roulette with Gura by having anal sex after waking up before her morning poo. A lucky dip indeed.

>>39707208
I want to wake up with her warm wet embrace already wrapped around me

>>39707790
Sharks are cold, she would be the perfect heat sing for hot summer nights but absolutely dreadful to sleep with in winter, drain all your body heat and stuff. Better to wrap her in a mattress heating pad once you're done for the night..

binglebellsbinglebells

>>39708002
Even if she was colder than ice, I would still cuddle her through the entire night. I'd never let her go.

>>39708002
pussy warm though?

>>39708074
Niggas talk mad shit about touching cold things until they have to do it in winter.

>>39708137
Which part of "sharks are cold" you dont get?

I'm so horny for Gura!

>>39708002
i can warm her

>>39708188
I used to work in a freezer and handle frozen chickens for a living. Only problem is summer absolutely murders me now, and it's summer here.

>>39707173

Hey! It's the worst general of this board. Nice to meet you all!

>>39708533
>It's the worst general of this board.
The cuckmate thread?

>>39708533
It's not that bad is it?
I'm just waiting around for my wife Gura.

>>39708533
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door /MANS/ is two blocks downs

Chumbies want to sex this.

>>39708533
mald harder

>>39708958
I want to impregnate it too.

>>39708958
Yes i do, and she will enjoy it.

>>39708958
Good lord those hips and thighs.

>>39708934
No, three blocks down towards /wah/

>>39709481
What did wah do? Their oshi and them seem chill.

I want to cuddle goorah

https://twitter.com/0toufusan/status/1602321330048598016

>>39709545
It's a falseflag post.

>>39709606
same desu

>>39709613

>>39709606

I'm going to goom in a couple of hours.
You guys have any recommendations?

>>39709810

>>39709810
Yes, i forgot the name of it but there was this animation of gura giving you head, never fails to make me goom.

You can probably find it on pixiv.

>>39709810

>>39710007
You can't goom to dino gura that's offlimits! She's too pure!

>>39709810
Ponsuke, Ponpon Itai, Carradine, Masuda, Satuyo

>>39710046
god forgive me I just can’t help myself

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/vhlbkr.png

>>39710168
no reasonable person is following links to video sites from 4chan, even if it might have Gura porn at the end of it

>>39710168
SOURCE? thoughts.

>>39710226
Why? This isn't a dangerous link.

>>39710383
one time people posted this video of this guy getting his balls shot[\spoiler] on /gif/ and now I’m traumatized

>>39710168
ugly

>>39710168
Very cute and funny! TuT

>>39710168
Not bad

>>39710480
anon it literally says it's a png

>>39710480
That doesn't seem worse than anything else that gets posted there normally

>>39710168
Looks traced.

>>39710480
You remind me of the old days when everyone thought 4chan was the internet hate machine.

>>39710761
I think 4chan mellowed out a bit after the Christchurch shooting because we all had to face what our shitposting had brought into the world

>>39710480
you're going to see significantly worse stuff here, newfriend
get used to it or go away
the /meat/ subhumans are everywhere

>>39696384
Do you trust her? Be honest.

>>39710830
I can handle still images and text it’s mostly videos with sound that I don’t like. Even then I’d be fine unless someone posts new OC of a top 100 most painful death in human history

>>39710761
It was.
>>39710828
Brown people getting capped has nothing to do with it, 4chan started going down the shitter with the habbo raids when some retard namedropped the site and the last nail in the coffin was when other idiots started posting rage comics on redit for upvotes which led reditards to come here, now both "comunities" are almost indistinguishable from eachother.

>>39710946
Yes. Why wouldn't I?

>>39711081
I only ever got on 4chan starting in like 2012, so all I’ve ever known is eternal September, then the site getting infested with trumpfags, and then the place seemingly moderating to whatever state it’s in now

>>39710946
I trust my wife to the end.

>>39711190
jesus fucking newfaggot christ.

Are we being nostalgic now?
I was underage b& when I first came here. I'm a 31 year old wizard now.

>>39711190
>I only ever got on 4chan starting in like 2012
Denounce the talmud and the democrats right the fuck now.

>>39711323
2012 was over a decade ago grandpa

hello you! don't forget to pray for our lord Jesus before sleeping today huhaha hoocha!

>>39711345
I moved from SA to here in 06 with all the other fucking retard faggots. It was shit then, and it is shit now. I miss /l/.

>>39711345
Year behind you bro

>>39711406
one day you'll grow out of wearing nappies.

>>39711514
then right back into wearing them

>>39711514
right, I forgot that I have to act like watching some schizo empty 20 round shotgun mags into families and kids didn’t make me want to stop calling people niggers

>>39711542
I'm not far off, the rate at which I shit myself increases with every decade. In your thirties you learn that not every fart can be trusted.

>>39711422
>I miss /l/.
>in 2006
Nigga why you bullshitting the audience like that?

>>39711501
I feel happy that there are people the same as me.

>>39711615
My father involuntarily shits himself whenever a cold wind blows and he's not dressed enough, I fear I'll have the same problem when I'm in my 50s as well.

>>39711691
We're gonna make it.

nobody asked how much time you wasted in this shithole retards

So how much time have you wasted in this shithole chumbuds?

>>39711759
Let me vent, please.

Making shark pups with Gura!

>>39711759
leave me alone

>>39711650
dude i just goomed to the idea of gura farting on my dick, i dunno what year is what. timeline gets blurry after a while. Now i'm stuck here with you assholes.

>>39711844
UOH

>>39711844

>>39711694
I went from shitting myself about once a year in my 30's to shitting myself twice a year in my 40's. The future looks brown.

>>39711927
what’s he drinking

When I think something looks fucked up I close the video. Maybe I'm a weird for doing that, but I appear to have seen significantly fewer fucked up videos than a lot of you. This reminds me of Mumei saying her tiktok account was showing her dead pet videos, like.. you can just not watch those. It's very easy.

>>39711870
Now you strait up tryina bullshit me.

>>39712012
skene's gland fluid.

Is everyone here a hag? Im just 18

>>39712042
My curiosity usually gets the better of me and I'll watch something even if I can tell it's fucked up.

>>39712012

>>39712042
you mean you haven’t seen the videos of the guy in a Spider-Man costume suspending himself upside down from the ceiling using a rope attached to his dick?

>>39711817
I think I started on /b/ then I went to /a/ during the first season of Code Geass, I spent a long time there.
Now I'm here. The natural progression.

>>39712100
TuT

>>39712155
Aye aye aye, el chumbudo ser muy borracho!

>>39712062
2003. Dunno where the flying fuck I got the idea of 2006 from. Don't smoke weed for a decade kids. The brain damage is real. I think /l/ was added toward the end of the first year, but fuck knows, my drug addled retard brain barely knows how to do up shoelaces anymore.

>>39712295
I know..... life sucks.

>>39712100
You should just not be here.

>>39712100
normally I wouldn’t say this but honestly try to avoid this opium den until you at least make it out of uni

>>39712100
Impregnate the first girl you have sex with. immediately. Put it off and you'll suddenly be 40 and childless with a society that expects you to fuck hags that have hit the wall hard.

>>39712100
I'm 42, soon 43, and it's grandpa. If i was a hag i would've found a dick to ride and doing literally anything but be here.

Dammit this is real depression posting hours.

>>39712591
it's cos i'm post goom. Before i was horny posting, but got that out of my system.

>>39712591
When the shitposters and hornyposters are away, the depressed oji-sans will play.

>>39711817
a bit more than a year ago after i've quit a certain hololive discord that Art*a once inhabited and all it's fat mods were absolute faggots that never actually watched streams, they just used the server to circlejerk themselves and boost their egos as if they were cover interns or something.
after many years i've realized how much anonymity is important to avoid these kind of mini cults because nobody knows who is who or have any kind of privileges, i only use 4chin now.

>>39712712
But anon. We are the shitposters and hornyposters!

>>39712732
i tried too groom 2views on discord, but discord chewed me up and spat me out the other end leaving me a socially anxious mess. Only anonymous now.

>>39712732
>anonymity is important to avoid these kind of mini cults
Anonimity spawns other type of cults, the only one who can prevent it is you.

>>39712829
What happened groombud?

watamage never visits anymore.....

>>39712943
I saw her the other night. She wished good health for Gura.

>>39713038
Based

>>39712897
She didn't like the idea of a 20 year age gap. :( She shlicked in VC. So all was not lost. Only 6 hour drive away too. So close, yet so far. This was long before Gura debuted. Dodged a bullet, she was a mean cunt anyway.

>>39712829
What happened?

>>39713161
I wish the /vt/ archive wasn't so useless. I'd post it by now.

I still miss gura

>>39713866
same desu

Is 21 too young to be browsing here?

>>39713956
This is ojibud country!

Sex with a barely legal fembud while Gura watches.

>>39713956
21 ey? Delicious. Why don't you come on over here and sit on papa's lap?

I've watched Avatar 2 today
one of the main characters is a flat blue child wearing barely any clothes, reminded me of gooba
today was a good day

>>39713997

>>39714069
i will not be tempted to watch this goyslop. Someone will make a compilation of all the scenes with this character and put it up on youtube.

>>39714023
Nigga you gey

>>39714077
Great pair desu

>>39713956
Depends, if you think you can learn from all the mistakes people done here sure, because time is going to zoom fast from here and out, use it wisely or only regret awaits.

>>39713956
It might be a little too early for you to be falling down the vtuber rabbit hole.

>>39714249
I'm straight as an arrow, and my heart is only for Gura. Don't mean I can't get a little kiss from a young whippersnapper like you. All the kids doin it these days.

I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

>>39713956
Ive been here since 14

I’m honestly surprised it isn’t more widely known how discord is used to groom people, like obviously everyone on /vt/ knows about it but it’s a stunningly common trope

>>39714656
Thing is these days, trying to pick up chicks with the intention of falling in love and having children is now seen by society as grooming and creepy.

>>39714633
Age or year?

>>39714700
If they’re of age it’s whatever but this girl I knew in uni ended up marrying this guy 20 years older than her she met on discord when she was 16 or 17

>>39714468
what, so you think an average man deserves the modern Aphrodite?

I just want to marry Gura. I just want to be loved.
Sex is an afterthought..

>>39714994
just chumbie and gura and the calm serenity around them

>>39715110
guess i'm listening to that again tonight.

>>39715223
What again?

My introduction to 4chan involved clicking some link that made my speakers blast this. I think I panicked and shut down my PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj8p6GNIRY

>>39715253
I can't tingle to it anymore, but it keeps the loneliness at bay.

>>39715253
>he doesn’t know