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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Chocooverdose Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for non-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/


F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (buy towa just to spite them)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread:>>39387662

>> No.39447761

the chococlicker leaderboard is fueling my autism

>> No.39448002

clickity clackity clack

>> No.39449925

bamp

>> No.39450342
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This thread is completely soulless and dead. Why keep bumping it? Just let it end

>> No.39450366

>>39450342
because we like corpses.

>> No.39450426

>>39450366
nobody likes Ollie

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>>39450366

>> No.39450717

You guys don't like maggot infested pussy?

>> No.39451213

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1E_KSoDQs4fxB4R3aeoGXntbvfv2C1xgheV1DrIUAuJo/
Made a spreadsheet for the event, it gives some basic info if you input the quantity of buildings you own

>> No.39454425

>>39450342
it's not over

>> No.39455011
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I didn't know it restarts to zero

>> No.39455507
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39455507

Hey all, trial dev here.
The chocolate clicker event is back up and hopefully more bug free! If you have less than 50mill the the advent event is only 50k to join now, for everyone else its still 1m. Since some people didn't notice it, we added an announcement banner for today about it.
We will run double coin divs this week again and then stop it. Merry christmas.
Some discussions have been had about the last bogration, to be concise people kind of want numbers to me more red when they should be red (same for greens?) and the slow general coin inflation to be lessened? Let me know. We are happy to poll it if we just get a good understanding of what people want.
Halloween filter has been removed, over christmas I'll make some items for some of the notable people on that.
I'm going to copy this post across to the devblog too. Thanks!
>>39455011
I mentioned this in the thread a few days ago cause the initial iteration was pretty bugged, it was easy to miss though. We don't plan to reset this for the near future but discussions on keeping it in are being had.
-trial dev

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>>39455507
thanks for your work, Trialdevchama

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>>39430122

>> No.39457153

>>39455507
trialdev love

>> No.39459442
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Beeg haachama has been slimmed, from 300k share price and 300mil networth networth to a an end price of 778k and a peak networth of $150billion
Thank you to all investors, and comanager Financials the dissolve process was slow mostly to preserve customer satisfaction and not get a shock in the share price (and ended up taking 30% of the lifetime of the fund).
Stay tuned for Haachama Architecture fund 2 : The Rethickening : Revelations : The Final Chaper : A belly reborn - Homecoming - GOTY edition

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>>39459442

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>>39459442
>>39459747

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>>39459442

>> No.39461817

>>39455507
>We will run double coin divs this week again
Nigger stop doing constant double

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39462304

I FORGOT TO BUY FUNDS

>> No.39462608

>>39461817
no, double should be the new normal

>> No.39462837

>>39461817
Yeah, the time for constant triple has been long due.

>> No.39462904

>>39461817
Last week was an accident, this week is because Christmas and we aren't going to double the fund ones, so these make up for it.
-trial dev

>> No.39463278

>>39462904
death to taxes, death to the IRS

>> No.39463453

EMBRACE COMMUNISM

>> No.39463521

>>39463453
ill accept communism if i'll be stalin to your peasantry. best combo

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Christmas bump

>> No.39465260

>>39455011
what the hell is this horribly inefficient build

>> No.39465690

>>39465260
are we posting choco builds lol

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>>39465690
Sure thing
Behold, mine. There are manyn like it but this one is mine

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>>39465843
my build. i want to see #1 cps

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>>39465260
yes

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>>39465923
There

>> No.39466115

>>39465961
>2 of your kiara's are worth 1 botan
>1 of your choco is worth half a suisei
>1 of your suisei is worth 1/3rd of a marine
>1 of your nene is worth 2.something of a marine
please optimize your shit jesas

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>>39465961
>>39465923
>>39465843
>>39466105

>> No.39466129

>>39466105
>selling
booo

>> No.39466260

>>39466129
Anything is fair game as long as the aki express stays

>> No.39466275

>>39466105
are you using an autoclicker?
>>39466129
if your oshi isnt in the clicker game it does not matter

>> No.39466285

>>39466260
im just sad that my oshi in lower tier
>>39466275
:(

>> No.39466302

>>39466275
if you run autoclicker 24/7 it will give you 1m per day, it's literally not worth it.

>> No.39466361

>>39466302
it will give you a considerable edge in the beginning

>> No.39466409

>>39466275
No, I considered doing it, but it becomes obsolete as soon as you buy Kiara's building. I got lucky and opened Nasfaq as soon as the event data was reset so I have a bit of an advance

>> No.39466452

>>39466361
Not really, I started over an hour late and didn't bother to use it at all, currently sitting in hot 6th place.

>> No.39466464

yeah this is pretty much activity heavy event

>> No.39467672

>sees total
looks like something going on again...
you fuckers, stop breaking the game

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>>39466115
I like 'em inefficient

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WHO RESET MY CHOCOLATE

>> No.39469491

>>39469362
All me

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39470656

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 158,372,590, a change of 0.75% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,979,657. There are 32 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, taking the position from Shien.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 49):
>Shien :: +32.9%
>Ayame :: +19.2%
>Nana :: +14.8%
>Vesper :: +12%
>Izuru :: +9.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 31):
>Aruran :: -20.5%
>Shion :: -13.3%
>Miyabi :: -12.1%
>Moona :: -8.5%
>Ayamy :: -7.9%

1 coin (Kaoru) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $956,096.18 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.46% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,494,761,959,259.53, a change of -1.16% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $34,695.16. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Shien currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 45):
>Sora :: +74.5%
>Ui :: +70.4%
>Miko :: +47.2%
>Towa :: +31.3%
>Ayamy :: +26.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 35):
>Amelia :: -37.4%
>Choco :: -35.6%
>Shien :: -35.3%
>Koyori :: -33.9%
>Noel :: -33.8%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $336,009,893,189, a difference of 1.81% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $19,300,542,652.85, a change of -5.3% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 9):
>Towa :: +26.8%
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Sora :: +1.0%
>Haato :: +0.8%
>Gura :: +0.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>20 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Noel :: $462.45 Up :: $4,624.46 from adj.
>Kanaeru :: $430.98 Up :: $4,309.81 from adj.
>Nabi :: $429.09 Up :: $4,290.89 from adj.
>Luna :: $427.69 Up :: $4,276.92 from adj.
>Nene :: $418.38 Up :: $4,183.78 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: -$1.19 Down :: -$11.87 from adj.
>Dezmond :: -$3.17 Down :: -$31.68 from adj.
>Syrios :: $4.49 Up :: $44.89 from adj.
>Oga :: $5.92 Up :: $59.24 from adj.
>Rurudo :: $8.48 Up :: $84.76 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $72.36 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $139.04 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$127.69 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to be remind you to continue clicking chocolate, keep the thread alive, and spend responsibly.

>> No.39470949
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hue hue hue, it's still broken

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kek

>> No.39471893

>>39470656
>>Towa :: +26.8%
this was me

>> No.39472746

>>39455507
trialdev love
Apparently it's still possible to buy stuff into the negative and make choco appear if your browser lags.

>> No.39473948
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Absolute non-issue but leaderboard wraps very weirdly on vertical monitors

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>>39473948
I should've known a filthy F5'er would be playing the event.

>> No.39478654

sweet

>> No.39479808

>>39474398
I'd rather play the PS5 granblue than playing the gacha

>> No.39481190

>>39479808
you'll regret it. missing out the fun gameplay of grinding grids

>> No.39481980

honk you literally copied the values, can you copy the features too...prestiges/boosts onegai

>> No.39482497

>>39481190
I hate grinding

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gao

>> No.39489396

>>39469362
blame ms. zhonk

>> No.39491633 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.39492321

floor 7

>> No.39492553

Have you guys tried dark and darker? You think a holo might play it?

>> No.39492662

>>39492553
what the heck is a dark and darker? Sounds like a nigger insult

>> No.39492825

>>39492553
i know of it and not really

>> No.39492860

>>39492553
possible, but highly unlikely

>> No.39492870

>>39492662
fantasy tarkov in alpha
>>39492553
I doubt it, I haven't seen anybody play tarkov and cycle frontier either.
The game's concept is great though

>> No.39493087
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>>39492870
>fantasy tarkov
I am going to beat you with a staff
>>39492825
>>39492860
Being realistic, there's probably a higher chance of a holostar playing it with their record of games like Hunt Showdown

>> No.39493763

>>39493087
Vesper will definitely play it. That guy is autistic. Scratch that, the whole tempus crew is autistic

>> No.39495119

oh yeah, homo's will play those kind of games.

>> No.39496156

ohhhhh I have to shit but it's too early

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Pagi!

I forgot about this game for a while. Oops.

>> No.39496777
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become

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>>39496755
Pagi!

>> No.39497165

>>39496755
welcome back :)

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>>39496777
checked eggy trips

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bump against the SEAnigger world

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>>39499006

>> No.39502440

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.39502536

oooooh I need to WAH

>> No.39502694

>>39496755
Pagi! I dumped your fund because pagi bought too much Nabi. Sumanai.

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>>39502694
big planners, our response?

>> No.39503240

>>39502833
when negative subtick wears off, I will ensure 10k bots subscribe to her

>> No.39503283

>>39502833
all part of the plan. TRUST

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uweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Post em!

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>>39506272
smoll buying

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>>39506272

>> No.39508103
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No betting?

>> No.39508304

BBB DOKO

>> No.39508664

>>39508304
Trial dev here, I could try setting up the betting for the next hour, someone might need to tell me what to put up if its not a standard "x" vs "y" though.

>> No.39508718

>>39508664
X vs Y is fine. I just want to lose a bunch of money through betting.

>> No.39508839

>>39508718
Bet is up, keep me right in GC.

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>> No.39510551
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>>39508304
>>39508103
Sorry, my power was out and it only just came back on a little bit ago.
We're back. Big ups to Trialdev.

>> No.39510628

>>39510551
Np! If another thing like this happens again in the future, someone just let me know in the thread and I'll do them if I am free.
-trial dev

>> No.39510789

>>39510551
I thought you were gone for good

>> No.39510908

>>39510789
Nah, you're not getting rid of me that easily.

>> No.39511574

wtf happened to haachama architecture fund?

>> No.39512739

>>39511574
It lost weight and dissolved.

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>>39510538

>> No.39515541

>>39512983
I'm not alone, I have you guys

>> No.39515555

>>39506696
sex

>> No.39515584

>>39511574
got too big to money
will come back after divs probably in the 20bil range

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forgot image

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>>39512983

>> No.39517539

>>39511574
>>39512739
>>39515584
so thats why my liquid went up

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>>39502694
Fair. However I recall setting the fund to sell most of Nabi at one point. I had plans to change the fund- however trail dev decided to announce changes to rushia and civia which killed all interest I had in nasfaq.

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I completed my hololive among us

>> No.39518969

>>39517979
You still haven't elaborated on what is bad about these changes to me, I've asked a couple times now.
-trial dev

>> No.39519494

>>39518556
>each outfit is on the opposite side of its intended hair
literally way, that just seems like needlessly spiteful

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>>39518969
I do not recall saying the changes were bad. I simply said I had no plans on playing if that change were to happen.

My main issue is you seem to be hellbent on making each and every coin operate the same way. What made these coins interesting was that they behaved differently. I am not going to explain what this difference means or if it is even significant- however I will mention that there is a reason why kaoru is falling in price most days.

>> No.39520586

>>39492553
Tempus is playing DRG so you can hope more now anon. Highly possible if they know the game.

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>>39519800
This is what I wanted, a discussion and reasoning. I had suggested the logical change of the coins behaviour were fixed so we could reintroduce them, I was however always open for a discussion on whether this would actually be put in or not. Just because I suggest something doesn't mean it actually has to come true, hence why I asked for clarification.
To me it ultimately doesn't matter what happens either way to those two coins, I just want people to be happy with whatever gets put in. We don't exactly have a decisive enough vote on the poll for my liking when we exclude my own vote, so I am happy to keep them as they are for now. Pending a discussion with the other devs
-trial dev

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>>39515555
EEEEEEH?!

>> No.39522352

>>39504268
we can give you money, in exchange for "services"

>> No.39522808

Please note that tonight's Numbers Review will likely not include MOVE data, as I was unable to obtain the adjustment data earlier due to the power outage, and I have not had time to collect it manually yet today.

>> No.39525966

i will shill drg. watch the boys

>> No.39527083

>>39525966
watch where

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39527386

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
Please note that no Adjustment data has been collected today. It will be collected at some point this evening.

Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 160,474,856, a change of 1.33% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,005,936. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 54):
>Shien :: +28.2%
>Temma :: +19.9%
>Nana :: +14.5%
>Ayame :: +13.6%
>Noel :: +10.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 26):
>Ui :: -15.5%
>Ayamy :: -11.4%
>Miyabi :: -8.4%
>Shion :: -8.1%
>Moona :: -7.2%

2 coins (Kaoru, Ina'nis) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $956,987.78 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.09% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,671,552,351,658.83, a change of 3.22% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $35,342.31. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Shien.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 48):
>Nabi :: +65.3%
>Mel :: +54.4%
>Watame :: +38.8%
>Shien :: +34.8%
>Noel :: +32.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 32):
>Botan :: -42.7%
>Aruran :: -40.7%
>Ui :: -31.6%
>Mumei :: -25.4%
>Subaru :: -24.5%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $337,244,517,554, a difference of 0.37% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $19,201,723,794.77, a change of -0.50% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 11):
>Zeta :: +41.7%
>Ayamy :: +4.5%
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Haato :: +0.8%
>Marine :: +0.6%

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay warm, drip your faucets if your pipes are old, and get ready to shovel tomorrow if it snows.

>> No.39529177

>>39527083
altare stream

>> No.39529900
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>> No.39531725
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Buy Pochi

>> No.39535620

>>39531725
hagsex with pochi

>> No.39535622

>>39531725
no. Buy Nabi instead

>> No.39536087

>>39531725
wrong. rurudo awaits

>> No.39538612

wake up nasfaq. merry Christmas. where are you celebrating?

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>>39538612
In a prison cell

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39539954
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>>39539954

>> No.39542846
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39542846

merry christmas nasfaqg

>> No.39542882

sleepy nasfaq

>> No.39544914

kwabbing nasfaq

>> No.39545235

>>39538612
I don't have anything to celebrate this Christmas

>> No.39545562

>>39545235
i mean, you don't have to. have fun. celebrate for yourself!

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Merry Christmas Nasfaqg!

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>>39547766
Merry Christmas to you!

>> No.39547840
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>>39545562
>celebrate for yourself!
I'm not that narcissistic

>> No.39547879

>>39547840
Anon, that is not narcissistic, thats being a normal healthy human being.

>> No.39548725

>>39547840
I dunno about your current economic and social situation, how about wine and steak for yourself for that fancy restaurant, things like that. Treat yourself. I'm currently with my family at a fancy resort just because. Don't have to have any reason to celebrate ya know.

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>>39547766
>>39547812
erm. . . . christmas is tomorrow?

>> No.39549909

>>39549889
Shut up nerd, everyone calls Christmas Eve Christmas.

>> No.39549962
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>>39549909
Then what do I call Christmas Eve? The 23rd? Checkmate ni

>> No.39549997

>>39549962
You call it Christmas (AKA Christmas Eve) Eve

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>>39549997
No I call it the 23rd retard

>> No.39550162

>>39549909
just you man

>> No.39550237

>>39550162
Well, that's a straight up lie, there's at least five anons who have wished me a Merry Christmas today even though we're clearly Christmas Eve.

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>>39550237
I hope you have a terraible christmas

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>>39550278
th-thank you anon. You too!

>> No.39551442

how sweet

>> No.39551719

Let this thread die you fuckers and enjoy christmas day. unless honk adds something. get laid yaaaaa

>> No.39551907
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mfw I am forced to attend the family Christmas event again

>> No.39552140

>>39550030
thats just you man
here we call it the eve's eve, and its sometimes celebrated too

>> No.39552278

>>39551719
>honk adds something
honk added a thread bumping leaderboard

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>>39550309
N o problem

>> No.39553379
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sex with a Zionist

>> No.39553403
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Hopefully you are all warm

>> No.39553568

>>39553403
my heat went out as soon as it went below 0F. I am most certainly not warm.

>> No.39555385

>>39553403
Im always warm

>> No.39555971

>>39551719
christmas day is tomorrow retard

>> No.39556941

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.39557271
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39557271

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Iroha :: $29,655.13
>Aki :: $25,013.01
>Aqua :: $24,843.32

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Lamy :: -$21,362.47
>Okayu :: -$16,408.61
>Suisei :: -$14,895.50

Overall Average Adjustment is $360.61
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,656.52
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,029.50

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't freeze.

>> No.39557329

No more Nabi please.
I'm full.

>> No.39558109

>>39557329
But anon
This is the lowest she's ever been
Don't you like low discounts
Isn't that appealing to you as a buyer

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>>39557271
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for providing your Morning Review even during Christmas eve!!! Very appreciate that

||Take care of yourself Mr. Morning Review!!! And have a happy christmass eve!!!||

>> No.39559387

>>39557271
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for providing your Morning Review even during Christmas eve!!! Very appreciate that

Take care of yourself Mr. Morning Review!!! And have a happy christmass eve!!!

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>>39559387
here you dropped this

>> No.39559493

>>39557329
buy low. sell never.

>> No.39559717

>>39547840
>>39545235
you can celebrate my cock under the mistletoe
its a very big gift but makes a mess

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>>39559331
>[Deleted]

>> No.39560140

>>39459442
it would not let me put the full name in, damn you character limits

>> No.39560150

>>39455507
>Let me know. We are happy to poll it if we just get a good understanding of what people want.
Damn, not a single response, was I really the only one to actually care about stopping the rampant inflation? I concede to mass apathy.

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I hope everyone has a good day today and tomorrow depending on when you celebrate christmas!
>>39560150
I guess grug like seeing number go up.
-trial dev

>> No.39560470

>>39558109
im still buying her on the hopes she gets a new model and fucking explodes
>>39560150
my problem with the inflation is that it rapidly depletes actual trading time, some months before with high inflation the profitable sell/buy area of a day was just 2-3 hours after adjust
it hasnt been that bad recently, but we shouldnt go further than we are now

>> No.39560680

>>39560150
i mean, at this point, it doesn't matter. I want to buy of course but at the same time, i survived ignoring them for so long. Inflation will never die cuz most of them don't stream/numbers difference nonexistent.

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Posting more trades!

>> No.39561166

>>39560150
Less apathy and more confusion. I'm just not seeing how letting dead coins adjust (which can only realistically cause them to go down in price, as far as I'm aware) is in any way a contributing factor to inflation. They seem mostly unrelated, since value inflation is present in EVERY coin on the market that isn't actively killing itself (like Nabi), and volume inflation is because there's more reds than greens.

My argument has always been that we need to attack the source of the problem, but people disagree on what the source is.

>>39560470
I think the sweet spot for perfectly optimal trading should be in the 60~80 cycle range. That's about half the day's cycles (about 10 hours), which is enough for all the timezones to get at least some good trades in before deals have mostly fallen off. After that, it should mainly be any really good dips/spikes being traded, and oshicoiners/hoarders doing their thing.

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disregard towababy acquire nenebaby

>> No.39561356

>>39561024
based marine lover

>> No.39561801

>>39561166
>Less apathy and more confusion. I'm just not seeing how letting dead coins adjust (which can only realistically cause them to go down in price, as far as I'm aware) is in any way a contributing factor to inflation.
You are indeed confused, what that part of the post is in reference to is from last thread when I asked for a return of bogration, it has nothing to do with the dead coins.

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>>39559468
Eeeeeeeh?!

The bait with deleted spoiler worked

>> No.39563434

Would anybody happen to have the promo image for the Marika Tournament for this year? I can't find it on Hololive's twitter, even though I know they posted it.

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>>39563434
They didn't, it's on Towa's twitter.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1603040758080094210

>> No.39565406
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Happy Christmas eve and Happy Christmas everyone!!! I don't care if you do or do not celebrate it, I hope this days will be very good for you! I am very happy I decided to give the game a second try and I meet so many nice people! Thank you very much you all for being here, and please... Don't leave me (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

Wish you all the best in 2023, and the best till the rest of 2022!!!!!

>> No.39566741

>>39565406
Good day to you too tako-kun

>> No.39566788

>>39565406
can you give us the gift of christmas cummies

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>>39566788

>> No.39567219

>>39567112
thank you, thick and delicous
i will work hard for the next year

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>>39567219
I will make sure to make it even better for the next year just for you~~

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MERRY CHRISTMAS /NASFAQG/
Long time no see! Hows everyone doin?

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39568144

Gambling for the Mario Kart tournament is now up! You have almost 2 weeks to gamble on the First and Last place positions for the tournament, both overall and in each of the 3 groups. Pools will close 10 minutes before the tournament is scheduled to start.

>> No.39570806

>>39567998
Hello Ayameposter and Merry Christmas to you too

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Here is the fund autism for dividends of week 27
Basement coming out strong, and 18-20% growths for aki love, ui beam, and poepoepoe
New Funds : A fund to shoiw how much i love my wife, Basement Construction, Towa Baby and Haachama Architecture Fund 2 - The Refattening

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and a one off for >>39410708 , sorted by liquid%

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Who's ready to watch a bunch of fucking movies?!
not me. oops. gomen. it's below 0F and I have no heat. and no hot water. bout to go be the stinkiest motherfucker at whatever conbini is still open, if I don't freeze my balls off walking there

in no particular order...first reply decides what plays second:
Office Christmas Party technically ready to play first
Die Hard **
Trading Places **
The Night Before (2015)
Home Alone, Home Alone 2
How the Grinch Stole Christmas **
The Santa Clause**, 2, 3 - for tomorrow because that's what anon said when he asked for them???

uh. shit I downloaded a lot of stuff. almost everything you guys mentioned, minus 1 or 2. I forgot.

assume you need an up-to-date version of Chrome to watch anything with an ** after it, because if a WEB-DL was HEVC, I used that to save space on a month+ worth of movies in one day. Edge will always Just Work TM for anything on here...

>> No.39572575

>>39572135
Die Hard please!

>> No.39572754
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>>39572575
yippie ki yay motherfucker. die hard after office christmas party then, the latter of which I promise to have started by 5 PM

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>>39563829
It's me, or all Hololive events (besides holofest) have been greatly reduced members participating?

>> No.39573818

>>39571484
Thanks

>> No.39574960

>>39572135
The last 3 for tomorrow, if that's fine.

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>>39574960
As in the last three or the last three lines 6?

Office Christmas Party starting in a few minutes...once I get the snot off my face and warm my balls up holy shit it's fucking cold

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MERRY CHRISTMAS NASFAQG! Hope you are all well and enjoying the holidays to your best ability and preference!

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amebaby

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>>39577588
merry christmas
tell us if you need help washing your big clock anytime

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Die Hard starts in 20 minutes

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>39581202

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>>39581202
>02:00:00
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO ITS THE NASFAQ CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

>> No.39582152

>>39581202
ALL BLESSING, HOPES AND DREAMS TO MY FELLOW NASFAQ

>> No.39583101
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 161,601,290, a change of 0.7% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,020,016. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Ayamy :: +12.5%
>Botan :: +12.1%
>Nana :: +11.8%
>Ayame :: +10.1%
>Iofi :: +9.0%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Mel :: -14.3%
>Roberu :: -11.8%
>Lui & Izuru :: -9.7%
>Ui :: -8.1%
>Aki :: -6.9%

2 coins (Pekora, Kaoru) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,006,713.07 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.2% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,893,531,946,585.54, a change of 3.91% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $36,469.58. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the streak from Suisei.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 54):
>Iroha :: +130.5%
>Roberu :: +112.9%
>Aki :: +70.7%
>Aqua :: +48.1%
>Sana :: +44.1%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 26):
>Nabi :: -44.8%
>Lamy :: -43.0%
>Okayu :: -27.1%
>Ayamy :: -22.8%
>Fubuki :: -18.5%

1 coin (Kiara) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $339,943,748,899, a difference of 0.8% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $19,503,326,278.41, a change of 1.6% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 9):
>Subaru :: +9%
>Baelz :: +5%
>Marine :: +3.7%
>Sora :: +2%
>Gura :: +1.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>24 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Lamy :: $580.50 Up :: $5,805.02 from adj.
>Nabi :: $507.54 Up :: $5,075.42 from adj.
>Iroha :: -$489.79 Down :: -$4,897.86 from adj.
>Okayu :: $467.70 Up :: $4,677.01 from adj.
>Suisei :: $461.67 Up :: $4,616.74 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Miyabi :: -$0.86 Down :: -$8.58 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $2.07 Up :: $20.68 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $4.89 Up :: $48.91 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: -$9.89 Down :: -$98.88 from adj.
>Matsuri :: -$11.08 Down :: -$110.78 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $47.65 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $129.95 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$144.40 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay warm, drink responsibly, and be merry.

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>>39583101
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Numbers Review for your Numbers review!!! Very appreciate that!!!

Also Merry Christmas Mr Numbers Review! I hope you are going to have a lot fun! I wish you a lot of luck and data sheet not crashing! Merry Christmas and happy new year!!!

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>> No.39589156
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39589156

Home Alone in ~10-15 minutes, and then the movies will go on a loop while burgers sleep and pick back up with Trading Places, unless someone wants to see something else. The following movies remain:
>Trading Places
>Home Alone 2
>The Santa Clause 1, 2, & 3
These have played:
>Office Christmas Party
>Die Hard
>Home Alone

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>>39589156
oh, and how the grinch stole christmas, almost forgot

>> No.39594004

hiii

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>>39594004
grinch time

>> No.39600056
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ho ho ho

>> No.39603352
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>> No.39603457

no sleep

>> No.39604929
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Hopefully you guys are watching Sora's stream

>> No.39606555

>>39604929
Her Romance kamisama and Hot Limit are always nice

>> No.39607362

>>39561801
no the anon but i thought we are talking about dead coins lel. bogration will always be nice imo, make it harder again both in greens and reds please. or just upped the step quantity on an absurb level like x1000 or something w/ flat tax and ultra nerf buy'sell price movements.

>> No.39609515

Hello, i want to shill this indie vtuber and add her in nasfaq

https://youtu.be/1Tf-6b9dXi4

>> No.39611918

>>39609515
>indie
>streams mainly osu
>"ai vtuber"
Kills yourself.

>> No.39612231

>>39539049
Jup.... Take care of yourself... Y-You can somehow make it alive!!!

>> No.39612317

>>39548725
Fancy restaurants were all booked and full

>> No.39613519

Merry Christmas everyone!
>>39612317
Not sure if this is just in my country but usually the chinese restaurants are quiet but always open on Christmas, maybe this would work for you?

>> No.39613558
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>>39613519
Chinese restaurants are not fancy

>> No.39613608

>>39613558
My poor is showing... I did also mean however if you wanted to go somewhere that might not be fully booked

>> No.39613727

>>39613558
Just do the Japanese. Kfc

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>>39613727
a dumpster probably has better food than what KFC offers in America

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my wishes for this Christmas are more Zaion lewds and TOTAL CATALOG SEANIGGER DEATH

>> No.39615648
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>>39591636
the ais always do the best fucking belly better than the actual artists
they could ban ais today somehow and the area that would lose from it is the bellychads
habve a gyaru botan

>> No.39616983

>>39615648
fat

>> No.39617765

>>39611918
AI vtuber is very based bu the fact that it plays osu is horrible, couldnt possibly imagine a more boring game

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>> No.39620013
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Marine :: $44,279.42
>Rurudo :: $26,542.12
>Aqua :: $23,217.81

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 42)
>Kiara :: -$19,769.61
>Hololive :: -$18,800.50
>Pochimaru :: -$18,449.05

Overall Average Adjustment is $1,411.21
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,004.58
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,649.45

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Merry Christmas.

>> No.39620248

You will rue the day you denied me my bogration.
RUUUEEE!!

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>>39616983
fat hags for breeding and making heaklthy children

>> No.39621227

Merry Christmas!!

>> No.39621251

>>39613519
nta but most of the restaurants nearby are either owned by a small clique of Cantonese restaurateurs, or actually Chinese places. they all had the same "we will be closed on Christmas Day!" notice printed in their windows, kek
>>39614605
bigly true
>>39615352
unfathomably based

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oh so jolly

>> No.39622973
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>>39615648
gyaru AI art is like KFC but to each their own, thank you, merry christmas. have this melting maririn that the AI went way too hard on
>ban ais
the cat is already out of the bag. never happening, no matter what the perpetual seethe of the lowest tier twitterartfags would have you believe

>> No.39627777

>>39447669
cool

>> No.39628293

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8XhLjJ9pA

FINANCE

>> No.39629171

>>39628293
TLT? Touching Lumpy Tails?

>> No.39629649
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this is more fun than the main game hope this becomes a permanent content

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>>39629649
Same desu, I very like it.

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>>39634015
You want to tell me dev team looks THIS cute during Christmas?
ZAMN!!!
S3X4AG
https://files.catbox.moe/jov9mv.png

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guess we'll watch Christmas movies for all of January, kek
[Sun Dec 25 2022 11:41:25] [playlist] nasfagg moved Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) after "gookmoot, why is the name of ding ding webm still verbotten"
[Sun Dec 25 2022 11:51:01] [login] (nasfagg) disconnected.
[Sun Dec 25 2022 11:51:01] [init] Saving channel state to disk
[Sun Dec 25 2022 11:51:01] [init] Channel shutting down
[Sun Dec 25 2022 16:21:34] [init] Loaded channel from database
[Sun Dec 25 2022 16:21:34] [init] Loaded modules: permissions, emotes, chat, drink, filters, customization, options, library, playlist, mediarefresher, voteskip, poll, kickban, rank, password, anoncheck
[Sun Dec 25 2022 16:21:34] [playlist] Now playing: Die Hard (1988) (cm:/DASH/XMAS/DH88/DH88.json)

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I want more from this flattie

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(:

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>>39635364
she needs to be thicker

>> No.39639380

If you're a G, you should catbox some Zaion lewds.

>> No.39639824
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>catbox
fuck that, I'm a proud zaionist

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>>39639824

>> No.39641181
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For your hard work ai generating art all the time, I decided to generate you 2pac! Merry Christmas Sandnig.

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>>39641181

>> No.39641404

>>39635364
>>39639380
https://files.catbox.moe/gdm6gp.jpg

>> No.39643209
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Hmph, you all look a suspicious. Horny during Christmas? Unforgivable. Heavy correction required.

>> No.39644256
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 161,000,052, a change of -0.37% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,012,501. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 35):
>Shion :: +12.0%
>Pochimaru :: +11.7%
>Ayamy :: +10.3%
>Ayame :: +8.8%
>Astel :: +8.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 45):
>Roberu :: -21.4%
>Izuru :: -20.9%
>Iroha :: -10.7%
>Mel :: -10.4%
>Sana :: -10.3%

1 coin (Mumei) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,065,435.62 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.83% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $6,323,591,164,461.66, a change of 7.3% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $39,276.95. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the streak back from Gura.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 58):
>Rurudo :: +109.2%
>Nabi :: +72.7%
>Chloe :: +48%
>Lamy :: +46.8%
>Subaru :: +43.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 22):
>Pochimaru :: -44.0%
>Kiara :: -43.3%
>Lui :: -31.8%
>Iroha :: -28.2%
>Aki :: -26.0%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $341,280,193,341, a difference of 0.39% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $23,071,825,298.49, a change of 18.3% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Amelia :: +3.9%
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Haato :: +0.8%
>Marine :: +0.6%
>Calliope & Ina'nis & Suisei :: +0.4% Death Star featuring some noodles


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>4 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>16 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>0 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kiara :: $567.47 Up :: $5,769.27 from adj.
>Marine :: -$472.46 Down :: -$4,803.34 from adj.
>Hololive :: $460.35 Up :: $4,680.21 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $434.70 Up :: $4,419.46 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$397.63 Down :: -$4,042.58 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: -$0.45 Down :: -$4.57 from adj.
>Miyabi :: $1.41 Up :: $14.37 from adj.
>Fubuki :: -$4.59 Down :: -$46.70 from adj.
>Ollie :: -$6.27 Down :: -$63.70 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: -$10.05 Down :: -$102.16 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $5.16 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $134.13 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$144.73 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are less berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth less stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay warm, eggnog repsonsibly, and Christmas accurately. Remember, if it's not in a stable in the middle of summer, it's Sparkling Exaltation.

>> No.39644570

>>39644256
Thanks as always!

>> No.39645687

>>39643209
bratty loli needs pregnancy correction

>> No.39645731
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>>39644256
As per usual thank you very much Mr> numbers review for your Numbers reivew! Very applreciate it!!11

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>>39645731
what i wouldnt give for 30 minutes in a room with ina and gura
one arm, one testicle? an eye maybe
depends if you pay more for impregnating them both

>> No.39651157

>>39641181
You know I'm underweight, right? Not bald either. Not yet at least.

>> No.39651433

>>39651157
uohhh light short body for running out of things in the house to bend him over and fuck him on

>> No.39651553
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>>39641181
oh yeah, merry go fuck yourself
>>39651157
not short, or gay, fuck one of the other nasfags

>> No.39651653

>>39651433
>>39651553
whoops

>> No.39651801

>>39651553
nice and sweaty

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>>39641404
UWAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKUSU

>> No.39658179

>>39447669
bump

>> No.39661174

sleepy nasfaq christmas nasfaq drunk nasfaq

>> No.39661647
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>>39661174
goto sleep

>> No.39665003

>>39661647
cant sleep wont sleep dead sleep

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>> No.39669227

live

>> No.39670785

impressive life

>> No.39670829

aarrgh

>> No.39671453

>>39661174
christmas cake nasfaq

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>>39671453
forgor

>> No.39672248

>>39647958
I would give my whole soul for it. Not that I have already sacrificed it for ina.

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>> No.39673210

revival

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>>39673210

>> No.39674921

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>> No.39674931

I need to shittttt

>> No.39675079
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 37)
>Rurudo :: $41,741.15
>Mio :: $28,248.89
>Aki :: $26,460.67

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Matsuri :: -$21,018.40
>Miyabi :: -$12,278.45
>Nachoneko :: -$11,728.27

Overall Average Adjustment is $1,579.28
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,637.29
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,633.42

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>> No.39675166

I'll have uuhhhh....
A green day.
And with a Nabi crash.

>> No.39675789
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green tomorrow green today

>> No.39675824
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>he sold his fund shares

>> No.39675868

>>39675789
Stop bluring your balance its way too tempting for me to doxx you

>> No.39676034

>>39675868
I will change one of the trades to hide my tracks

>> No.39676559
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>>39676034
Not going to change since there is only 64 people with place above 116 on leaderboard. And only 24 of those own Nabi. And only 18 of those own vesper. Better watch twice when crossing pedestrian lanes.

>> No.39678081
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I am sharing my reps for today since I am feeling Christmassy. Bonus views predictions based on streams so far: 'mreturn' means they have had more than 1 days break since the last uploaded video.
miyabi 3k mreturn, ollie 15k mreturn, baelz 120k, kovalskia 130k, suisei 200k, ame 130k mreturn, luna 110k, botan 120k, risu view dropoff, hololive mini 3d live, shien mreturn 3.4k, pekora 400k+, okayu mreturn cover

Upcoming notable events: kobo+syrios+altare sub drop 27th, reine+fbk+subaru+shion+baelz+moona+risu+chloe+koyori+kronii+fauna sub drop 28th, irys+ui+fauna sub drop 29th, mel sub drop 30th, watame 3d live 29th, kanata 3d live 27th, nene nepolabo collab 27th

Fund buys: NABI/POCHIMARU 7k, MIYABI 4k, MATSURI/OLLIE/MEL/IRYS/RIKKA/MIKO 1k, DEZMOND/NACHONEKO/KOVALSKIA/AMELIA/CALLIOPE 2k, SUISEI/HOLOLIVE/BAELZ 3k

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>>39676559
Got too bored and returned to cookie clicker, I wonder if the list at least has your name https://i.imgur.com/by9wj0L.png

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>>39682121
anon, you need to focus!

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>>39682249
Oh

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>>39682452
Holy shit now I understand why people love aki. I like her too now.

>> No.39683033

>>39682893
GODDAMN CATBOX BEING DEAD GAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE https://streamable.com/nhhr54

>> No.39683161

>>39682893
Glad to hear that!
>>39683033
lol

>> No.39685982

>>39678243
mah boy gawrons i love him even if he talks to noone

>> No.39686132

>>39683033
https://streamable.com/hhg1lb dump your streamables

>> No.39686280

>>39686132
I have all of my shitposting in webms only https://streamable.com/4szh88

>> No.39686329

Last post before death o7

https://streamable.com/n7clyt

>> No.39686550

>>39686132
https://streamable.com/nx6p00

>> No.39686645
File: 1.33 MB, 542x502, Abayoo2 [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fea57tf.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
39686645

>> No.39686655

https://streamable.com/186o9g

>> No.39686708

>>39686550
https://streamable.com/q4manq

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