/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

real?

ZETA DON'T LOOK

i kneel

>>39661804
it took awhile but tempus was truly worth it

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>39661804
i want to fuck both of them so badly

>>39661804
It's all for the kayfabe of having 0 int in his character, he's looking right niw for ways to looking even dumber than this.

>>39661804
ANIKI IS SUCH A RETARD HE IS SO COOL

and they said tempus was a bad idea

>>39661804
Aussie boy gonna Aussie boy. Was a fun stream. Him and Magni had the best streams of the day in EN

>>39661804
any rebuttal yet on the identity of the manager is nodoka?

>>39661804
do you have the VOD?

I didn’t think it could get worse when he accidentally showed off that he was Shien IRL but when he hand fed his manager I lost my shit. I now believe every single story he has every said.

>>39662150
check /MANS/, it’s already been reuploaded there

>>39661868
She was watching the stream

>>39661804
based chad

>>39661864
israel

>>39662150
See
>>39661897
>>39661897

>>39661804
What are the chances of that archive ever seeing the light of day ever again?

>>39662281
only if they edit it extremely
so like 5%

>>39661983
...kayfabe?

>>39662281
Fucking 0 manager was supposed to stay quiet and at one point she went from cute hag giggles and pointing to things to just giving up and telling him how the fuck to do everything it was kino

And getting one of the highest CCVs in his career

>>39661804
Wouldn't be surprised if they're fucking and both their asses get canned. Why the f was he flirting with his manager?

The only part that should get edited out is when he showed his hair

>>39662520
Gori mane-chan can't resist dingo pheromones. Please understand.
Fed her a strawberry like a natural with zero hesitation.

Wasn't he already being shipped with Zeta? Is this NTR?

>>39662520
I don't think it was on purpose hes just a clueless retard, /mans/ sisters and chat women were losing their shit, they came in for a cooking stream and got the NTR experience

>>39662520
He’s like that with the male managers too. They go out drinking and he treats them food.

>>39662571
he is making a harem, but is too dumb to realize
donmai~

>>39662130
nodoka isnt a manager... her position is higher than that.

>>39662571
Recently a bunch of other vtuber girls from ranging from indies to other small corpos have been on his dick. And he cucked them all to with this stream.

>>39662571
Zeta was in chat too, she's 100% malding right now

>>39662615
She made cold turkey tier tweets too like how she ate ramen alone lol

>a thread died for this
I hate women so much, it’s unreal. Head back to your ghetto.

>>39662582
He's also a playboy himbo, he's addicted to flirting with women.

>>39662520
>>39662571
t.

>>39661804
I was either shaking with trepidation or laughter the entire fucking stream, 100/10 kino, amazing. I now completely understand why Axel has/had so many stalkers.

>>39662615
>>39662571
She is malding but I am sure she enjoyed it deep down.
Sisters love getting NTR by the right man

>>39662584
He feeds them strawberries while they giggle like JKs?

>>39662571
Axel is way too alpha to have a single woman, his natural jock retard pheromones are irresistible to women

>>39661804
>Tempus don't be a disgrace for 5 seconds challenge!!! (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>39662615
cucked cucked we lost
I'm becoming #1 hater on twitter, instagram and fb
AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH

>>39662603
She's high alright. She's in top of me.

>>39662709
Timestamp of her giggle? Or rather, timestamp of her talking?

>>39662709
Yes but replace strawberries with making them chug beer

I just realized his stream doesn't even have his vtuber model on screen. Now, I know it's a cooking stream so the tracking of the model would be trash but it's customary to have the model on screen anyway. Otherwise you're literally just watching a fleshtuber. Seems like the bare minimum to have the model on screen at least.

>>39661804
The fucking hilarious part about Axel is that management came to him and told him to act more seiso. He did and his numbers started suffering, everyone noticed that something was up and management actually came back and APOLOGIZED to him telling him to do what he wants.

>>39661804
>not even 15 minutes in shows his fucking head on stream revealing he is Shien
Someone explain this because I cant fucking tell anymore.

>>39662893
Management didn’t apologize, the EN director (who is also a Japanese man) told JP centric management to fuck off and gave Axel the golden pass to do whatever he wanted within reason.

>>39662865
it's tempusposters
they hate vtubing

>>39662931
Its probably just the black hair thing
unless theres a dox pic of shien somewhere where they had similar hair

Reminder that this man is going to be in Japan for the entire period when the holoen girls visit

>>39662959
Was this after the Vesper thing? Did the people who tried to rein in Axel suspend Vesper?

>>39662931
>>39655835

>>39662931
A lot of sisters think Shien has the hottest model. So, Axel revealing he looks like Shien irl, gives credence to all his boasting about being popular with the ladies.

>>39663002
so tired of these nigga who are afraid of ENgirls meeting males somewhere. They can go to the store a meet men there, no need to go to japan

>>39663022
japanese man has black hair
more news at 11

>>39663022
>>39663039
I cant breathe

>>39663022
Oh kek
black hair, black sleeves, black gloves
He's literally shien

>>39663077
Black hair with blonde underdye

>>39663065
It's different when it's co-workers.

>>39663004
Before Vesper. And very likely the same people which now include the new StarsJP manager.

>>39663169
didnt realize my brother is shien now

>>39663195
ah yes they are not allow to date co-workers or anyone relate with cover by contract, but they can fuck anyone else

>>39662865
>Tempus don't act like vtubers
>Tempus don't act like Holostars
>Tempus don't have standards
None of this is new.

>>39663004
Sounds like it was before Vesper suspension.
JP management probably will kick EN managements ass whenever Tempus yabs now.

>>39663258
No, VTubers can date each other, but they can't date staff..

>>39663263
not gonna happen
stars has free reign
yagoo knows "boys will be boys"

>>39663263
Like they have been with the girls amirite?
Oh wait

>>39663342
*sight* I'm wasting my time with your stupidity
should have known you have no clue

>>39661804
God , i hate tempiss so much

>>39663342
Meds

/here/ before the horsemens coming

Sisters already trying to do damage control for him. He is being unprofessional the whole stream, without the vtuber model and the glove never truly cover his skin even without the head cam yab.

I see sisters will successfully turn this into "chad moment" just like how they turned Vesper's sexual harassment into "just a quib with management".

>>39663342
They can’t date within the company.

>>39663530
K

>>39663530
to be fair, the glove shit is a retarded policy to begin with so I don't care either way whether he exposes skin or not

>>39663530
Gura not streaming and having management write her tweets is also unprofessional. Kronii dissing idol culture and getting into fights with people in YouTube comment boxes is unprofessional. Sana making excuses to not stream and telling her fans to fuck off on RM is unprofessional. Ame’s improve yourself arc was also unprofessional. Mori’s Connor condom money and responding to twitter bait also.

I can keep going into JP territory too if you want.

>>39663002
He is gonna be too busy fucking the JP talents and managers tho.

>>39663621
It is not a policy, more like a courtesy. Vtubers are not supposed to show their 3DPD part anyway so handcam was really not encourage. Back then the vtubers don't even show their hands on the camera. Now if you want to show skin there is always a fleshtuber route for you.

>>39663681
mane-chan's gorilla grip manko..

>>39663670
They never stream liker a fleshtuber like this tard. All of them maintain that they are vtubers.

>>39663670
please do

>>39663775
>has never watched a handcam stream in his life
ngmi

>>39663775
>like this tard
It’s his only hand cam ever you dumbass. The fact you can’t even challenge the other shit and just deflecting means you got nothing but autistic seething for males. Hate males so much, start by graduating yourself.

>>39663260
And why should they act like their senpai? This is exactly the new thing I've wanted for so long.

>>39663775
>They never stream like a fleshtuber
>Vtubers are just fleshtubers puppeting anime avatars
Lemao. The retardation is leaking

>>39663853
What is there to challenge when other example clearly has nothing to do with mine? The "examples" you showed never really show them breaking into fleshtuber territories.
>only handcam
Yeah, you can't tell it is his handcam from a screenshot because there is nothing connected to "Axel Syrios".

>>39663826
I've watch plenty of vtuber handcam, this is the first time I've watch a fleshtuber doing handcam.

>>39663855
if you want to watch fleshbags so much go watch kpop

>>39663965
>fleshtuber
ngmi

>>39663965
i see you fighting for awhile but i don't get it why are you fighting for
the only thing he could had used is a still image that would cover a part of the screen cause the kitchen is rented and he streaming from a laptop, also it's one single handcam stream but you are talking like he's always doing it

>>39662683
Just stop being ugly rpr, it's that easy

>>39664115
also manager san was the one who was doing the whole streaming part, dingo was just cooking or trying to cook

>>39663855
>And why should they act like their senpai?
Because they're literally supposed to be Holostars? It's in the name?
>This is exactly the new thing I've wanted for so long.
What "new thing"? There are loads of indies that act like this, there are normal streamers that act like this. Hell, they're closer to Nijis at this point, go watch them.

>>39663342
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>39663670
Yeah no shit, that got rightfully shit on when they all happened, difference is that with Tempus instead of the cope being "well it wasn't that bad so I don't care" it's becoming "actually this is good because my bro can do no wrong"

>>39664259
>Holostars need to be battered wives so they don’t talk to my oshi
Get some help

>>39664259
ah you are one of those
>amelia or gura do something new
>fuck them, everyone can do that

>>39664259
>Because they're literally Holostars
And what makes a Holostar exactly? You're a stranger on the internet.
>>39664259
>Telling me to watch Niji when I already do
>Comparing their content to another corpo and indie
Nah. This is new to Holo and I'm gonna enjoy it till they're gone.

>>39663670
>Gura not streaming and having management write her tweets is also unprofessional.
True.
>Kronii dissing idol culture and getting into fights with people in YouTube comment boxes is unprofessional.
True.
>Sana making excuses to not stream and telling her fans to fuck off on RM is unprofessional.
True.
>Ame’s improve yourself arc was also unprofessional.
True.
>Mori’s Connor condom money and responding to twitter bait also.
True.
I don't know your point here, they all got called out for those things and are still regularly laughed at for them and in some cases should have been suspended if management wasn't a load of pussies. Are you trying to use this as some kind of defense?

>>39664343
>gura do something new
Couldn't you choose literally any other example

>>39663929
>>Vtubers are just fleshtubers puppeting anime avatars
Actual retard. Go back to watching twitch "vtubers".

>>39663984
Your analogy is garbage, faggot. It's much more entertaining if they roleplay as an anime character than if they're a fleshbag.

>>39664395
if you have 1 month old memory then I understand, but I've been watching them from the start so I can relate to newfags

>>39664385
I think the point is everyone has done something unprofessional and isn’t exclusively some sort of homo trait like this guy is stressing out over.

>>39664331
no one is even saying that. everyone acknowledges that it was a stupid mistake and the vod was rightfully taken down immediately. the only thing even remotely close to what you're claiming is being said is that if the vod is reposted with his head edited out, it'll just further prove the guy has some kind of favoritism going on

>ITT "my oshi is less retarded than your oshi" ft our local sisters
are you guys that bored?

>>39664411
You're the idiot for thinking vtubers should follow your line of thinking. Take your medication three times a day, you brainrotten harlot.

>>39664449
This happens even when the girls are streaming because these idiots don’t watch streams of their own oshi

>>39664259
> Because they're literally supposed to be Holostars? It's in the name?
you don’t watch holostars so how do you know what their senpais are like?
> What "new thing"? There are loads of indies that act like this, there are normal streamers that act like this. Hell, they're closer to Nijis at this point, go watch them.
also when hololive en wants to try something new it’s encouraged. Bunch of coping mechanisms for your hate boner for tempus

I'm always impressed at male vtubers managing to be worse than the females. All the negatives things I expected out of the females it turns out to be men doing them.
>fuck ups
>numberfags
>clout chasers
>whores

>>39664500
But enough about Myth

>>39664447
Every discussion about Axel boils down to "Axel has 2 functioning neurons and can barely function as a streamer and this is a good thing"

By any reasonable measure he should be suspended or terminated

>>39664516
Just take the L on the chin like daddy taught you and move on.

>>39664518
>thread reader admits to only reading threads
Oh wow

who nuked the video?

These motherfuckers are really out there defeating the entire fucking point of the "vtuber" aspect and people defending them for it. "Yeah they don't HAVE to be vtubers brooooo" like what the fuck is the point then, god damn. Why be "holostars", why not just be "these IRL guys Cover hired that stream with an avatar too sometimes maybe!". Normalizing that shit brings in all the absolute cunt dipshit viewers that infest everything with their turbo irony bullshit.

>>39664332
No, they just need to have professional standards. Hard, I know.
>>39664343
>>amelia or gura do something new
Never mentioned either, and I'm still waiting to hear what's new about this specific thing.
>>39664365
Why did you quote me twice?
>This is new to Holo and I'm gonna enjoy it till they're gone.
What? Why? You say it's "new to Holo" like you know you can get it somewhere else and just want it SPECIFICALLY under Cover's brand for whatever reason, what could possibly make you want that?

>>39664491
no, they’re a bunch of clipflags

>>39664530
And yet for some reason the quiet old man got suspended instead of this unhinged nutcase. Really makes you think.

>>39664564
He said at the start of the stream that management as a whole was watching so take a guess.

>>39664563
The reply chain was talking about the threads retard-kun

>>39664530
nigga management was literally next to him, you threadreaders make me sick.

>>39664530
Just send the vod to JP management.

>>39664568
You didn’t describe what a Holostar is buddy.
>>39664558
You described everyone from myth except maybe Ina buddy. Weird flex you did there.

>>39663002

Kiara all but confirmed that at least 4 of EN are in Japan right now, but was saying that Ina would most likely be out of the country before she goes live again on Jan 8th.

>>39663775

Mori literally showed her hand one day on a handcam stream then went "Oh my God, I really am a white girl." Really good job "acting like a vtuber."

>>39664493
>you don’t watch holostars
I do. Now you're going to call me a liar and "No true Scotsman" me, as you people always do.
>>39664493
>something new
>something new
>something new
Still haven't heard even one of you tell me what that is anon.

>>39664568
>Why do you watch the same thing if the branding is different?
Because it's fun seeing something deviate from such a stagnant formula and making it work.

>>39664530
>>39664578
I don't see why you're even debating this, anyone with room temperature IQ can tell management plays favorites because hes japanese plus he already had dinner/hung out with EN management and even played basketball with them, he's retarded so he freely has said this on his zatsus

>>39664458
>Comedians should tell jokes
>Teachers should teach
>Dancers should dance
>Streamers should stream
>Vtubers should act like vtubers
Look how crazy I am. Nuts!

>>39664627
>>at least 4 of EN are in Japan right now
Your point being?
>Mori pulls yab shit
Congratulations, you’ve learned what everyone else has already known now for years.

>>39664623
Holostars are danshi nichijou + sideM, none of tempus act like male idols, it's that simple

>>39664676
>>>>>>>>Vtubers should act like vtubers
Your standard isn't a "must-follow" objective and I agree. You are crazy. They stuck to their character and streamed from their channel.

>>39664632
>Because it's fun seeing something deviate from such a stagnant formula and making it work.
Then why are you even watching hololive/holostars?

>>39664676
so you are angry cause he didn't have a 2D carboard image of himself in a corner?

>>39664714
they are not funny like danshi boys

>>39662709
I am Yagoo and I can confirm he feeds me.

>>39664676
So act like youtubers? I've seen some youtubers so some wild ass shit.

>>39664623
>You didn’t describe what a Holostar is buddy.
That's because it's very open ended. The minimum is just acting professionally, not doing stupid things that cause yabs and problems for others and generally behave like idols. You'll notice, of the fairly few yabs JP Stars have they're almost entirely caused by outside issues, nothing the talent themselves did that was obviously NG like Tempus has done repeatedly. I didn't bother trying with you as you just seemed like one of the usual to shove their heads in the sand and pretend Tempus can do no wrong as usual. Still expecting it desu.

>>39664748
Because I can. And you can't do anything about it. Your pathetic attempt at gatekeeping is laughable.

>>39664714
Idk Magnis karaoke today was very idol like

>>39664676
you are. So, everyone vtubeing is totally banned from doing hand-cams, or live anything. Even though what v-tubing is undefined and since it’s Inception the pioneers have been doing live cam streams. But you are all knowing crazy anon.

>>39664632
They didn't make it work though, they were actually doing better before they crashed and burned with a load of yabs and fanbase drama. Ironically they'd be doing better if they acted more like their senpai and were more careful.

>>39664676
Ban handcams then

>>39664802
>I don't enjoy hololive, however I will continue to keep watching it
Ok then? You do you

>>39664530
>terminated
That's a stretch, suspended probably. They suspended Towa for less.

>>39664856
They suspended Vesper for less too

>>39664825
Oh but they have been doing better. A lot better than their senpai in terms of CCV, sub growth and content. You're clearly falseflagging if you didn't know that.

>>39664567
You are speaking to women, anon. Women. Think about everything you just said again with that in mind.

>>39664578
Just dont call your manager nigger kek

>>39664838
>I will project my opinion towards someone else because I want people to agree with me
I will.

>>39664676
>should (do) x4
>should act like
Dumbass

>>39664788
Shien once filmed his bare feet for 30 seconds live on stream...

>>39664816
I get you point. vtubers shouldn't do jokes cause they are not real comedians, they are wannabe comedians
shouldn't do karaoke cause they are not singers, self trained bitches think they can sing kek

>absolute based fucking idiot fails to properly make a cake and soft doxxes himself on stream
>This infuriates sean*ggers for some reason
What the fuck are you faggots so seething about? Go watch some streams instead of seething about men existing all the time. Even when they "stay in their lane* you dickless excuses are still complaining like women. I watched Ame and Axel's stream side by side while you faggots talk about cuckolding and how X is a whore.

>>39664676
>the sisters can’t comprehend the meaning of your post
>proceed to lash out
As can be expected of such filth.

>>39664875
Do you?
Only Vesper is, all the other 3 are reclining incredibly fast and all do worse than roberu nowadays. That's a fucking record considering they were the Myth to holostars and Myth lasted at least for a year undefeated

>>39664921
Are you the one who ship fauna and vesper?

>>39663406
The girls bring result. The boys have yet to proven that they are, or can be on anywhere near their levels.

>>39664966
Show me what results Gura has brought other than being a lazy flake?

>>39664875
I'm not saying they're not doing better than their senpai. They WOULD have been doing better than they are CURRENTLY if they'd emulated their senpai's behaviors, avoided drama, and focused on building their own fanbase first and foremost. Besides, they still occasionally are on the same ccv level as their senpai anyway. Pic related.

>>39664909
He dogeza'd after shinove beat his ass

>>39664966
They make more money than Gura LMAO Gura only has merch and that's drying up with lack of streams bud

tempus threads are always the worst threads

>>39664993
>pic related is what happens when they emulate their senpais
that shit only works on girls

>>39664921
I love when people act morally superior over being a cuck

>>39665023
It’s because of people like you that are so up tight over something you don’t even watch but can’t help sticking your nose in and give your two cents.

>>39664909
Does anyone have the vod/screenshots of this?

>>39664115
He is doing a handcam showing his physical self without anything attached to his vtuber image. If this don't worry you going forward I don't think we can have a conversation.

>>39664909
I'm aware. Honestly Shien is actually the closest thing we have to compare to an Axel in JP and he's yabbed less than him yet's been around longer. Plus he only did it once, Axel was doing stuff like that throughout the whole stream while flirting with his manager.

>>39665050
so true sis.

>>39665050
welcome to 4chan, sis!

>>39664921
>I watched Ame and Axel's stream side by side
>you faggots talk about cuckolding and how X is a whore
You are only seeing people complaining about cuckolding because cuckoldry, faggots and whores are the only 3 things that occupy your mind at any time.

>>39664955
>>39664888
Entire thread is women.

>>39664964
Are you the one who sucks cocks?

>>39665045
>>39665092
I am morally superior over cucks who constantly question their sexual orientation after seeing another man. Sorry gays!

>>39665059
bro, really. i can add a little axel on a corner in the vod. would that make you feel better? I think you are mad for no reason

>>39664993
>They would be doing better than what they're doing right now
>By being absolutely submissive and boring that literally no one will bat an eye
I'll follow them to death and back but talking about how they should do what you want them to do is stupid. If they get terminated or suspended. That's it. If they don't then hooray. It's that simple.

>>39663427
I'm on mobile. Search love rules in Hololive, there are two videos where Matsuri talks about it.

So many people seething in this thread, while dingo is probably fucking his mane chan at this moment.
DONMAI

>>39665030
>>pic related is what happens when they emulate their senpais
That stream happened two days ago anon, past the point he said he was told to do and act however he wants.

>>39665061
Despite being jp's resident retard, Shien is still mostly professional, his retard moments are mostly dumb funny stuff that only affect him and aren't anything actually yab unlike Axel

>>39665135
Go and do it now.

>>39664956
>Only vesper is inclining the other 3 are reclining
You've been living under a rock these days haven't you? Your information is very outdated.

>>39665143
people already told you are wrong so...

I love how people pretend they love Holostars JP, but only to shit on tempus.

>>39665133
>cocks
>cucks
>gays
I am sorry, my bad. There are actually more than 3 things that are occupying your thoughts constantly.

>>39665142
I don't get it, do you even like Holostars JP? Why aren't you watching the JP niji boys if you want something different

>>39665159
This is true. Man is so retarded that I think his manager will trick him into putting a baby in her

>>39664993
pokémon is a boring game no one wants to watch, try again. his needy girl streams and ddlc have being doing great with some at 2k ccv max.

>>39665179
Yeah, preach it sis. Regis inclined so much that he can finally get his daily Raspberry gold!

>>39665179
Anon they're not that fucking old lmao

>>39665183
Just take the L, like a bitch.

>>39665200
>Sees my post
>Highlights all the things that I outline he is in love with
QED

>>39665142
>>By being absolutely submissive and boring that literally no one will bat an eye
I didn't say that. I said "Don't cause problems for people and act professionally", beyond that they can do whatever so long as it doesn't violate those two major rules. Drama and yabs aren't a form of entertainment anyone should be proud of.
>I'll follow them to death and back
>If they get terminated or suspended. That's it. If they don't then hooray. It's that simple.
These two statements conflict, you don't seem that attached to them. The basic level of care for someone is to want them to take care of themselves and avoid anything that would cause them suffering, like getting shitcanned for some yab. You don't say
>I love my child, but if he sticks his hand in a blender, well... whatever.

>>39661804
>Shien
Who?

>>39665191
Lmao, are you enjoying it ? I am, that's for sure

>>39665223
>pokémon is a boring game no one wants to watch
You're kidding right?

>>39665191
Yeah StarsJP is shit

>>39665169
I know. It's one of the reasons I actually like him a lot. It's rare you see someone with that kind of "retardedness" who knows how to avoid hurting or burdening other people with it. Precious little fucking idiot.

>>39665264
Pretty sure you are the one who likes them so much you mentioned it in your post first.

>>39665165
The stream's content is literally what their senpais do all the time

>>39665364
That’s called faking his character anon

How much longer until offcollab in japan?

>EN3 was cancelled for this
I pity the actual retards still watching holoEN.

this thread has downgraded to who anon likes cocks the most. hilarious

>>39665191
starsjp are literally worshipped by /vt/ only for the fact they aren’t tempus, typical EOP.

>>39665353
I wouldn't know, I don't speak Japanese. But somehow everyone thinks that Tempus is a disgrace to the glorious and respectful institution of Holostar JP with the retarded dog guy and the guy who got fired for beyblade betting tournaments.

>>39665430
That's what I mean.

>>39665430
do you expect any shitposter from here to watch any holostarjp content? they would be on /jp/ instead

>>39665223
>>Occasionally are on the same ccv level as their senpai anyway
>Show pic that proves this
>Do not in any way suggest he always gets that ccv, or that that's his average
>"That doesn't count"
My point stands. The JPs have steady ccv, they don't vary much up or down, but EN does and wildly so.

There’s a reason Tempus gets more viewers than all of Stars JP put together lol. Take your failed nip boys elsewhere.

>>39665143
She's said that indeed but also said there are no such rules so they either changed the policy or she lied.

>>39665492
still not beating luxiem tho

>already handcam few months after debut
Graduate them and put them in wave 8 instead.

>>39665458
>the guy who got fired for beyblade betting tournaments
The statement they release said they couldn't come to an accord, meaning he was asking for something Cover wouldn't give. Also, that beyblade thing happened after he left and was some guy pretending to be him who got send a C&D for it.

>>39665413
Thanks for the input Ken-sama.

>>39665191
>>39665430
I know you guys are too new to know this but the jp stars audience WAS mostly EOPs at some point, and Roberu's streams were discussed plenty in /jp/ (along with shitposts against him), so there's plenty of people from here that have reference to compare

>open vod
>watch for thirty seconds
>close vod
Who the fuck watches this shit?

>>39665165
Stream games? They all do that anon.

>>39664921
based

>>39665524
>>39665521
Tiananmen square

>>39665550
Vtuber viewers, retard.

>>39665571
>Tiananmen square
Is it where your ancestor died and buried, chink?

Why are people still biting?

>>39665458
>Holostar JP with the retarded dog guy
Post one (1) thing he has done that is worse than Axel's mildest yab

>>39665458
Now I forgot about that anon, but still to this day folks say he got tummy hort and quit.

>>39665571
go back to kikebook

>>39665458
>>39665526
Kaoru is not even in the fake beyblade tournament. I believe the original shitpost was making fun of how the dude doesn't used the Vtuber known best for his beyblade autism.

>>39665582
Gws

>>39665604
Anon, he's the reason why stars jp rarely do handcams

>>39665691
his feet tho

>>39665691
smells like wet dog

>>39663219
>which now include the new StarsJP manager.
Why are you spreading rrats.

>>39665604
Has a crippling ass fetish

>>39665691
No? They don't do them because they don't want to. Do you honestly see anyone aside from Shien doing a handcam stream? Roberu can barely make himself a sandwich

>>39665691
he can get away with it since he's retarded

>>39665691
That is a good thing, no?

>>39665740
>Roberu can barely make himself a sandwich
My poor retarded son...

>>39665604
Idk anon those electrical massages sure were something

Gambatte Discordkun, I believe you'll earn enough good boy points for your steam gift card before the christmas sale ends.

>>39665691
shien is a himbo and so is axel, they can get away with since they’re both retarded.

>>39665604
Someone post the shiendown

>>39665364
Shien is my kamioshi, I love this idiot jackal so much

timestamp of the yabai parts?

>>39665761
Fanservice is good though

>>39665604
He once ejaculated live on stream

>>39665506
The rules never changed VTubers within Hololive were always allowed to date each other.

>>39665861
This
To an electric massager

>>39665879
But anon told me that the fanservice is good...

>>39665861
Axel is ejaculating inside his manager

>>39665740
It's rare but some of them like Rikka and Fuma did cooking stream before. Maybe Oga also with his earlier gunpla building stream.

>>39665816
>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face everytime he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"

>>39665922
Where's the updated one with the crotch candy?

>>39665892
I don't take any /vt/nigger's opinion about how someone should or shouldn't act on stream when they don't even know what idol culture is outside of japanese vtubing and neither should you.

>>39665922
you got me on the first line. KEK

>>39665936
I couldn't find it, but yes, he once put sparkling candy on his own dick and then asked the viewers if they wanted to lick his candy

>>39665922
>>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
kek

>>39665922
>>39665936
Latest update version to my knowledge
>Be Shien
>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This led to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face every time he got startled and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
https://streamable.com/4f5d14
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Faced off against WoolieVS as his first online opponent during the Guilty Gear Strive beta period and won 2-0
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"
>Attempted to prank his viewers at the start of his 2.0 reveal stream only to find out he was muted. His 2nd attempt of his prank had his live2D model freeze onscreen instead
>Once farted in an elevator then immediately loudly exclaimed "It's not what you think!"
>Spent an hour and 30 minutes in Slither.io moaning loudly with the echo on whenever he scored a kill. He was neither banned nor demonetized for this stream
https://streamable.com/z6hye7
>While playing around with Home3D accessories on Halloween, he mistakenly spawned the candy aura accessory right on his crotch. He later asked his audience if they wanted to lick his candy and focused the camera on it.
>During his first FGO stream, his luck was so terrible that he resorted to a number of rituals in order to get the rate up character he wanted, such as pressing the pull button with his nipples(once with the left one and once with the right one). None of them worked, and he hit the pity roll to get her.

>>39665966inb4
>"its ok because he's japanese"
>"so is Axel"
>npcmadface.png

Shien also (frequently) does streams in the bath while moaning

>>39665922
I have no idea why sisters like to copy paste wall of text. This happens in mans and nenmen too.

Genuinely amazed by how hard they fucked up with Tempiss.
At some point it goes full circle and becomes hilariously bad. Those who expected brotubers found a bunch of bitchy menheras with worse gaming choices than the girls. Those who expected some professionalism found nonstop yabs, discord leaks, breakdowns and collab spam with the HoloEN girls. Their only decent talent is an old fart whose main content is spamming zatsus, and he still managed to fuck up and eat a two weeks suspension.

>>39665994
newfag detected

>>39665994
Because he's so cool.

>>39665994
when your kamioshi is Shien it's easier to press ctrl V than explain the walking disaster you fell in love with

can i get the juiciest timestamps for the vod?

>>39665994
How new kek

>>39665994
>sisters
>doesn't know the pasta
go back to twitter, newfag

>>39666002
Holostars reject? Holostars reject.

>>39665988
No one is giving shit to Axel for being lewd or retarded on his own, they're giving him shit for all the retarded stuff he brings onto his viewers with other girls. This thread wouldn't even get traction if it wasn't for his manager and him basically NTRing his audience live

>>39665994
>subhuman trying to fit in
Anyone that lurked a hour in here would've know what this was supposed to be

>>39666062
>all the retarded stuff he brings onto his viewers with other girls.
I have absolutely no idea what you mean by this. Is he causing problems for the Hololive girls or something with his retard antics?

>>39666043
>doesn't know the pasta
Are you fucking retarded? I literally said "copy paste".

>>39661804
>shows picture of a cake his mom made with her fucking page name at the bottom instead of some random image
>gets his mom's facebook and insta doxxed
A human being can't be this retarded homie

>>39666062
threadreader not like this….

>>39666062
Pretty much.
>Weird guy acts weird with his viewers, just fucking around and having fun
Fine.
>Weird guy doing weird shit with others that negatively affects them or the company
Not fine.

>>39666062
oh wow its Axelschizo

>>39666096
He hasn't done a single other than telling Zeta to shut her mouth on stream and she giggled silly

>>39661804
>Female manager
Yeah, explains a lot

>>39664676
Boooooo, so boring.

>>39666012
>>39666043
>>39666079
So newfag is the go to insult for sisters? I see. I even mentioned it is a copy pasta so if you read my post it is impossible to call me a newfag other than reflex insult. I am just asking why you would do that.

>>39666101
>doesn't know THE pasta
Again, fuck off back to twitter, newfag

>>39666122
She liked it ? Why are women like this

>>39666120
>with others that negatively affects them or the company
I've yet to see the details here Anon

>>39666142
People have popsted large walls of greentexts on this website since before you were born

>>39666096
Nodoka, his billion crushes, his billion stalkers, his manager, Zeta (that one is her fault too), plus other stories
Like shit nigga, you're a fucking male vtuber with a female audience, why would you even do this

>>39662163
>he was Shien IRL
What does this mean?

>>39666150
He's hurting the prestigious holostars brand anon

>>39666142
t. 2021 newfag

>>39666147
Women are fucked up. If you ever watch an Axel stream, he falls in love with cute girl characters and then immediately calls them bitches if they act rude to him, somehow that just fucking works irl if you're attractive enough.

>>39666142
Anon, take the L and get out

>>39666150
Are we going to pretend Nodoka doesn't exist anymore

>>39666168
folks actually care about the holostars brand, since when?

>>39666142
>dumbass thinks this shit is exclusive to ""sisters""
I don't care where you came from, leave and never come back

>>39666187
Axel certainly is

>>39666164
Shut the fuck up yume no one gives a fuck about you delusional retardation

>>39666165
He looks like Shien when he doxxed himself

>>39666168
>He's hurting the prestigious holostars brand

>>39666164
>>39666187
>We suddenly care about Nodoka

>>39666161
Yeah but not on /vt/, that only happens in mans and nenmen, as I said.

>>39666164
>Like shit nigga, you're a fucking male vtuber with a female audience, why would you even do this

Maybe he doesn't want to be a hostage to his fans like the Niji men are to chinese fujos?

>>39666207
Yeah and that's why Axel is becoming irrelevant, turns out that the bro audience doesn't actually exist

>>39666187
She and A-Chan showed up to his fucking birthday lmao
Even said they would collab with them in the future.

>>39666164
>>39666228
Women do not deserve respect.
You will never be a man, you will never have real friendships, you will never be able to reach that item on the top shelf.

>>39666214
>>We suddenly care about Nodoka
I think if I search this in the archive I'll get at least 20 mathes, every time

>>39666218
>not a /vt/
not only are you a blindchama, but the rest of this site doesn't give a flying fuck about what you schizos think

>>39666218
>he doesn't know

As a Shien yume: retard cute

>>39666150
This whole thing is just Towa again but worse, you realise that?

>>39666222
>oh no I am a hostage to the one who helps to pay my rent
The woke culture of hating their bosses and their customers is so retarded. Go back, tankies.

>>39666228
another delusional bitch. Where the fuck do you self hating sluts even come from?

>>39666218
Ahem.
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back... >orphaned and adopted into a Noble family >final student of a legendary swordsman >secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good >such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but he makes all the men wet too >his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name >chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha >masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers >wields a tachi (a better version of a katana) and can teleport behind you >beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in trails in the sky >grows up to become a teacher, can romances his underage students >just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him >uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second >even the protagonists of previous games hype him up >becomes a national hero >is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor >breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game >can marry any girl of his choosing, will impregnate them with his chad thundercock >kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending >becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent >gets raped by a girl in a cave >has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc. >tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight, >made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him >is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>39666249
>thread shitting on women for defending Axel
>now thread shitting on women for shitting on Axel
Sugee

>>39666228
Maybe you should send him a schizo superchat... oh wait, he's just gonna melt you like putty the moment he tells you to relax and sweet talk you into schlicking your overweight clit

>>39666228
>the bro audience doesn't actually exist
It does for bros lmao

>>39666249
don't forget unable to open a simple jar without some contraption

>>39666294
>literally Leftist Meme vs Rightoid Meme tier
Let's gooooo

>>39666164
I mean there is a reason he's the absolute fucking runt of his gen. Dudes don't like hearing someone brag nonstop about how much pussy he slays and his Tinder dates, like the only people who do that are either overcompensating or are annoying fuckboys. And yumes don't seem to like it either.
He doesn't give a single fuck about his audience or streaming career.

>>39666273
I don't care about Towa, fuck off.

>>39666298
Always happy to flip the script, bro.

>>39666298
I think shitting on women in general should be accepted
t.scatbro

>>39666320
Go back to whatever forum linked you here holy shit

>>39666325
>>I don't care about Towa, fuck off.
>Ignoring the point this hard
Shove your head a little deeper in that sand anon

>>39666164
He's not appealing to yumes anon

>>39666298
the bro following was defending him the entire time. What kind of guy that has Axel as his broshi would get mad at Dingo for his charisma?

>>39666142

>>39666324
>Dudes don't like hearing someone brag nonstop about how much pussy he slays and his Tinder dates
I do, but that's because I can relate.
Also Altare was the one talking about tinder dates, Axel was describing how he had to reject many women in his life and proclaims to be a virgin (which I don't believe but I would lie too if I was an idol).

>>39666324
>Dudes don't like hearing someone brag nonstop about how much pussy he slays and his Tinder dates,
Pretty much and I find it funny how everyone shitposts about Rpr seething about him, honestlybif you're not with Rpr on this you MUST be a woman, Axel is basically telling an anime character story, you could only tell him to shut the fuck up
forever in real life

>>39666345
>go back
>when I clearly know what mans and nenmen are
>when I clearly know it is women who watch male vtubers that are copy pasting wall of text on this board

>thread has become women complaining about how Axel isn't unicorn yumejo material, and that he needs to be buck broken and respect their third world fujobucks
Hahaha holy shit

>>39666164
>female audience
He has a mostly male audience. Not as insane as Vesper, who has more males watching him, than even the hololive members, but he's still somewhat there.

>>39666394
>t. insecure beta

>>39666393
You don't even know what copypasta I just posted you fucking newfag, it comes from an entirely different board, not like you'd know you fucking nijinigger post-/vt/ era faggot.

reject axel, return to shiendown, only vtuber worth considering

>>39666416
I don't see how enjoying and listening to a dude telling stories about how he was a naive guy with a harem following him around his entire life is alpha anon

>>39666394
>Axel is basically telling an anime character story, you could only tell him to shut the fuck up forever in real life
That's why it's funny though. It's a literal retard anime story; whether he's playing a character or not, while RPR seethes as the straightman.

>>39666416
Says the guy watching a twink nip pretend he's an anime boy. I genuinely don't understand how Tempiss sisters can still pretend they are gigabased chads when these dudes are bitchier and more estrogen filled than the entire Hololive branch. You tried this approach with Magni before he even debuted and then it turned out he's a gay furry spamming Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>39666393
you're not fooling anyone, just admit you were too stupid trying to pin a pasta/greentext walls on ""sisters"" instead of just quietly acknowledging it a thing site wide and leave

>>39666461
It's funny to see rpr seething (because it's understandable), it's not funny actually listening to Axel talking about it

funny thread

>>39662683
qrd?

>>39666422
Thank you for admitting that you are the one that came from another board and is just projecting.

Now go back.

>>39666500
That's not a flex buddy. It just proves you are mentally not old enough to post here.

>>39666500
Everyone here came from another board you fucking retard, it's only 2 years old. You clearly came here after /vt/. Newfag.

>>39666485
I clearly mentioned mans, nenmen are the one who did it on vt. You are moving the goalpost by saying it is site wide. Just admit that no one else here using wall of text like you degenerated smelly pussies.

>>39666500
The absolute lack of selfawareness is interesting.

>>39666500
holy fucking newfag, this board exists because it had to be split from /jp/ not that long ago

>>39666500
newfag came only came after /vt/ can you kindly begone

>>39666522
>exposed that he is not from here
>e-everyone came from other board!
You are the one who started asking people to go back, might need to follow your own advice.

>>39664676
Women hate this post because they hate the concept of being held to some standard

>>39666546
>>39666554
>>39666572
>no more argument
If only you would just admit that this is what you do in your own littler corner of threads, on this board.

>>39666573
>/vt/ invented greentext pastas, this never existed on any board in 18 years of 4chan
Sou desu ne retard-dono

Schizo thread?

>>39662163
>but when he hand fed his manager I lost my shit.
Timestamp?
>I now believe every single story he has every said.
Clearly, I've been missing gold. Examples?

>>39666590
The biggest Vtuber in the world isn't held to any standard lel

>>39666347
I actually wonder who was he appealing to with this stream, cooking streams are generally either for gachikois or for joke streams but then he flirted with his manager live and it's like "What was he even planning before the stream went live"

>>39666621
>>39666628
We got one being absolutely assblasted at Aniki being able to get a girl if he wants to.

>>39666624
>moving the goalpost
I clearly mean that copypasting huge wall of text on this board only happen on thread about male vtubers by the sisters.

>>39666666
Why do you want to know, ultra Satan?
It's just comedy.

>>39666666
I don't think he was planning much to begin with

>>39666666
Why do the schizo threads always get the numbers?

>>39666642
>he cut a piece of that nasty cake for mane, and his other manes at the office
/vt/ be like: he feed her, it is was sexual, ntr, got cucked!

>>39666734
Timestamp on hand-feeding?

>>39666700
Ah yes nobody has ever posted the Super nenechi or Suichan pastas here on /vt/ nope never
Fuck off back to /NijiEN/ you talking hole

>>39666758
Those are not wall of text.

>>39666734
He put cream on a strawberry and fed her with the "Say Aaaaah!"

>>39666666
the joke is that his mother is a patisserie and he sucks at baking. It's was also his idea for a christmas stream

>>39666650
Are you talking about Gura? Have you not seen how unhappy the chumbies are when she stream less and less?

>>39666590
>>39666650
>>39666800
Are /mans/ tards unironically shitting on the HoloEN girls?

>>39666766
>obsessed with Tetris
>loves Mario Kart
>likes trains
>got horse girl levels of attached to the family dog
>very picky eater, hates vegetables
>perfectionist, does the same thing over and over again until she's satisfied
>refuses to upgrade her Live2D because it wouldn't be "her"
>refused to change her character voice until a doctor told her she was risking permanent throat damage
>shoves her face into peepholes and doorbell cameras after she rings the bell
>leans over edges and windows in high buildings, fascinated by people who commit suicide by jumping
>talks to a soundboard of her kamioshi
>talks to a plushie of her kamioshi
>takes the plushie out to dates
>bakes cake for her kamioshi's birthday
>room filled with shelves of merch for her 9-10 oshis
>watches anime and reads shoujo manga to understand how relationships work, finds it really helpful
>doesn't understand why people would want to kiss each other
>unable to stay still, even when management scolds her
>wanders off backstage at events, requiring staffers to watch her
>still gets lost if she goes to Cover's office without Google Maps
>wandered around backstage at 3rd fes carrying a doll going "sui... sui... sui... sui..."

>>39666800
so? they all either come right back ready for another ghosting or are instantly replaced by new subs/members if they ever do leave

>>39666766
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored 3 on Choco's academic test
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't because she didn't have enough money to see an optician.
>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by then said if Gin-san wasn't her ideal man then it would be Walt Disney
>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>The only Holo with her Steam profile unprivated and has her "real name" set as "mo-momosusuzuzuzuznenenene"
>Went live with a "1 kill" APEX endurance stream, got kills every match so she didn't count them and ended the last match with 7 kills + champion...then did a 100 diamond Minecraft endurance that same day
>Crashed during the Momotetsu collab...and still won through the AI that took her place
>Didn't get a 3D model or a New Years outfit at the same time as her genmates due to undergoing a total redesign and instead drew her own new years outfit and made a stream for it an hour before the actual costume reveals

>>39666836
Are you comparing this to
>>39665922
>>39665986
2 posts worth of copy pasta?

>>39666766
Read niggar, read
>>39666836
>>39666860

>>39666834
I'm a chumbud and I shit on Gura
It took fucking reddit, the kings of yesmen, to get a response out of her

>>39666478
They also pretend Regis is some badass, cool as a cucumber psycho when he goes full
>1v1 me in the parking lot bro
and seethes at randoms in his chat all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohMJm2JCl8&list=PL7agSuf8vgfUnSyA-CP-vFi_fb_vCohtD&t=3207s

>>39665994
There's a similar copypasta for that one NijiJP girl and I know that there was a Kaela one that used to get posted. There's undoubtedly more /vt/ specific copypastas that I'm not going to recall off-hand like the ones just posted.
If you're just seeing copypastas only in /mans/ or /nenmen/ it sounds like you should maybe visit other threads instead of just those two generals.

>>39666894
>all the time

>>39666877
Forget moving the goalposts, you've straight up kicked them into the crowd

>>39666894
altare is 90% cringe kino, but only if you can take it

>>39666834
>/mans/
If (You) are still dumb enough to believe these aren't the usual nijiniggers who have been proven countless times to come /here/ specifically to shit threads up, I dunno what to tell ya except lurk more

>>39666779
My mom is a Chef cook and i don't know how to cook. It makes sense if you think about it.
Want good food? Visit mom.
Want good cake? Visit mom.
It's different if you are a girl, because my mom teachemy sisters how to cook.

>>39666478
There's a reason people say that Tempus actually has the most parasocial fanbase on the board. In the larger streaming scene, the guys who're into the friend experience have always been way creepier than the guys who're into the girlfriend experience.

>>39666961
>the guys who're into the friend experience have always been way creepier
Lmao this has to be a /vt/sister post, only women could find something disgusting about a man respecting another man and finding him funny

>>39666860
>11 archived posts of this pasta for the entire 2022
I am sure this is a popular copypasta in global or hlg or something. Sister really convinced me.
Compared to >>39665922 which has 10 archived posts just these 2 months alone.

>>39666834
Yes, they shit on the girls and their senpai all the time to make their "bros" look better. Gura deserves the criticism presumably, though it's hard to say since if she's legit got something like fucking cancer or some shit it can be excused, but assuming it's not that bad she's really not got much excuse.

>>39666961
>the guys who're into the friend experience have always been way creepier than the guys who're into the girlfriend experience
??? Want my bro success and get girls is creepier than some dude want to fuck/rape "their" girl ???

>>39666929
You forgot "wall of text" as criteria.

>>39666996
>only women could find something disgusting about a man respecting another man
Anon? Literally the number 2 fetish

>>39667018
you need to stop listening to the voices anon

>comparing Gura's actual illness that affect her streams with Axel's actual fuckups
Sometimes Tempissbeggars make me sick.

>>39667040
>calling him your bro when he doesn't know of your existence
Pot. Black.

>>39667017
>Only checked rozen
Holy newfag indeed.

I guess /vt/ was starving for drama, I am really surprised how much traction this nothingburger got
The most that it will happen is the vod never coming back

>>39667117
>Gura's actual illness
Nice joke, happy cold chicken faggot

>>39667133
>calling her your girlfriend/wife when she doesn't know you exist
>doesn't have counter argument

>>39667117
>he still beleibz the "sick" excuse
forget tempus, gura wasn't streaming anywhere near as much as last year even before "health issues" was used as an excuse

>>39667178
>nothingburger
Is this the new angle?

>>39667190
So we agree that both sides are delusional right? At least, one doesn't pretend they aren't parasocial

>>39667210
Nothing fucking happened to ollie and she had a full blown face reveal from a reflection

>>39661804
>hand feeds his manager and makes her giggle like a boyfriend would
What a player, he didn't even hesitate with that one. My hand would be shaking so much all of the food would be sent flying.

>>39667210
Like yeah, the vod had to be taken down because of how much of retard the guy was but besides that nothing will happen as much other people want him to get suspended or something lol

>>39667210
when was the last time a holo's appearance or reflection became a huge yab? the stars aren't even as big as the girls so by logic it couldn't blow up into anything significant

>>39667178
>nothingburger
>stated a consequence inmediately after that
Huh?

>>39667249
But what about the "creepier" part ? Which one is creepier ?

>>39666860
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
how

>>39667309
Super Galaxy baby nenechi just does

>>39667261
>Nothing fucking happened
She reclined into a 3view.

>>39666860
>>>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
NENE = EMINEM

>>39667286
The one that would legitimately try to high five his bro Axel in real life just from his e-friendship through his streams. The girls' fans know their place, the boys' fans legitimately think of them as their "bros"

>>39667340
Was she suspended or endure public scolding from her employer? I don't think so.
Also since now everyone knows he's not a fat slob or bald like those Nijifags, his yumes will be all over him even more.