/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39632662
She's going to eat sugar whether she's sick or not. It's surprising she's not diabetic.

now you know her health problems have nothing to do with metabolism

>merry christmas
confirmed not jewish

>>39632662
sugar is tasty

>>39632662
It's her god given right as an American to consume sugar

>>39632768
>she's not diabetic

>>39632662
No one knows what her health issue is

>>39633004
How new?

>>39632662
>too sick from health issues to stream for 1 hour a week
>can’t do prerecorded content
>can spam tweets all day
Honestly gura straight up ghosting her fans would’ve made more sense then whatever is currently going on

>>39632662
Sugar is a doublespeek for (My) cum

>>39633346
>can spam tweets all day
The fuck are you talking about? She's tweeted like 6 or 7 times all month.

>>39633413
Diabetic anon...

>>39632662
Why are women like this? I know they're fucking liars but this is just sad to witness. Thank fuck my oshi is from HoloJP Gen 5

>>39632662
these LOL so quirky >w< :3 tweets she's making lately are genuinely making me cringe. they sound like she's trying too hard.

>>39633488
I think it's her manager.

>>39632662
sick of all the dick she's getting from her bf (me)

>>39633442
not only that but tweeting takes 0 effort, you can do it from bed, and you don't use your throat to do it
in any case I'm angry she doesn't spam tweets all day

>>39632662
It's clearly a mental issue she's dealing with.

>>39633866
She should be resting up and avoiding social media if she’s too sick to even stream and talk

>>39633488
bitch has lost it, I'd be surprised if she doesn't quit Hololive in 2023

These are so obviously manager tweets that I can only deduce chumbuds are choosing to delude themselves.

>>39633212
Diabeetus

>>39634388
Nah most chumbuds know it’s a manager tweet. Until I see a member post, I assume Gura is still MIA.

>>39632662
If you actually fell for the "gura is le sick" meme then you're retarded. Some people really think these girls don't lie about their health when we've got two known cases (Sana, Ina) where they were later proven to be bullshit. A common pattern you'll notice with the liars is they're completely silent about the specifics of their "illness." They'll be very vague and say they went to the doctor and the results are not looking good. They will then proceed to take days/weeks off ghosting their fans and collecting pity points that will be converted into pity SC's when they return. There's nothing to update on when you're not sick. The truthers however (Kiara, JP livers) will go as far as to post proof that they're sick, go into deep specifics, and keep their fans updated almost daily on how their progress is doing.

>>39634529
Do you feel cool always being a contrarian and being incapable of trusting other human beings

>>39634508
I hope that is the case.

>>39634575
>Trusting people who ghost you for weeks or months
Rumao, you have fun with that.

>>39633866
You should kill yourself for being on twitter anyways.

>>39632662
She's such a sweet girl

>>39633346
>>39634191
>>39632662
You people un-fucking-ironically think this is not a manager tweet?
"ba-billion"?
Really?

>>39634529
You’re right. They do this bit to keep members around too, because who wants to be the dick who unmembered when their oshi was dying?

>>39634701
Also:
>binglebellsbinglebells

It's the most obvious thing ever and I don't know why chumbies are falling for it. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

She needs to lay off the cocaine

>>39634701
I’m curious what kind of shit manager san will cook up on new years

This has to be the manager.
Gura is conscientious enough to know this is wrong. There's no way she wouldn't feel guilty typing that out
Unless she was drunk

>itt people who actually have no idea how Gura types
Gura rrats will always be so forced since none of you know even the most basic information about her

>>39632662
is it type 1 ?

"Sick"

I doubt she has any real illness and her break is a mental health one if not just laziness and an excuse.

>>39633488
Definitely trying too hard to do the "I'm cute and so random look at me!"

>>39634701

If I had a manager tweeting shit so cringe and shitty, I'd straight up tell them if they do it I'm quitting.

I truly believe it's her doing it because Cover told her she needs to put in at least SOME effort as she is their biggest talent and this is her trying to play cute while sticking it to Cover for making her actually work. The "It's just a manager doing it" is a cope rrat.

>>39635006
Nah. I know how Gura writes and tweets like in OPs screenshot are like a caricature of it.

>>39635186
I’m not really sure what these retards are trying to prove, she’s always typed shit like that

Gura mentioning management occasionally uses her Twitter was so bad for the quality of threads

>>39635568
Yeah, niggers took it as
>uhh management larps as gura
instead of management doing shill posts about shit she probably forgot about, the result of being a yabless holomem is them trying their best to find something to use I guess

>>39635568
Not at all. Chumbuds are now beginning to give up treating every Gura tweet like it's some huge event, out of fear of embarrassment.

Pregnancy cravings

>>39635688
people who aren't autistic threadshitters can recognize the difference between a management shill tweet and a gura shitpost, monkey

>>39635725
Gestational diabetes...

>>39635688
retard, they did exactly this when she posted it this morning because they actually know their chuuba its only catalog niggers who clearly don't know

Gawr Gura is the Ben Simmons of hololive playing the mental illness card to sit as much of her contract out. She probably wants to graduate but loves the money she makes to quit.

>>39635688
>Shitposters are now beginning to give up treating every Gura tweet like it's some free shitposting material
Sounds like a good thing to me.

>>39635774
>>39635807
I see you clearly don't want the thread quality to go up. Well, each to their own.

>>39633488
She's been tweeting like this since before Hololive, you fake fan.

>>39635903
If you stopped posting the quality would go up instantly

>>39633488
>lately
you twitter cancer newfag niggers should not be allowed to breathe

>>39632662
Plz understand, a different manager was assigned this week on damage control duty to write Gura's tweets, and he didn't coordinate with the last manager in charge to keep their stories straight

>>39632662
She's pregnant.

>>39632662
I always have Lucozade when I'm ill and that's apparently 4.5% sugar.

>>39632777
Could it be Lupus

>>39632662
Why does this tweet feel so forced? Like it's someone else that's not Gura who made the tweet.

Ah yes. Gura is """""""""sick"""""""""""

Let's just call it that.

>>39633475
Nenechi?

Holy fucking shit, these turbo retards are so fucking new.

>>39637240
Probably Vesper again.

>>39637264
Gura is sick of streaming, which is true. So she’s not lying technically.

>>39632662
>Isnt Gura sick?
No she's lazy.Cover is just afraid of her graduating.

there are dudes out in the snow on christmas working real legit jobs and get paid less than this white girl that doesnt work and still money

clown world

>>39639054
thats a skill issue dude

>>39632662
She's trying to diabeetus her way out of streaming

>>39639054
It really is crazy how the world works. Meanwhile I’m jacking off inside and getting NEETbucks

>>39639054
capitalism will implode by decade's end
all the productive people aren't getting paid and vice versa

>>39641841
in any other system they still wouldn't be getting paid. the problem is the long nose tribe. As long as they still live, humanity will remain their goy golems.

>>39632662
She's sick of her fans

>>39638283
cover fired EN management and she's sitting out their remaining contract time because she hates their guts

>>39642819
no matter how good your job is it always eventually starts to feel like a job

>>39642408
They wouldn't have any power of single women didn't just vote for whatever the current thing. Even if we get rid of the hook noses, someone else would step up to abuse the system. We need to start beating women for their crimes in the streets.

>>39636242
>>39635994
who fucking cares? she wasn't frequently tweeting like this frequently since she got hired until recently and it's still massive cringe.

>>39632662
>anon i am sick
>no chuubas then
>fuck

>>39643348 (me)
fucking brain, get rid of the second "frequently"

>>39643348
Yes I miss schizo gura, not this uwu cringe version. It probably is a manager though, they had to tweet stuff out on Christmas or it would look bad.

>>39643240
women wouldn't even have the right to vote if it wasn't for the long nose tribe.

>>39632662
Pathetic attempt at damage control and a failure to read the room.
>I'm so sick I'm taking a break from streaming
>My health is so bad I can't keep up my usual 5 hours a month routine
>I won't tell you what my health problem is
>Uwu ima eat dis cake nyom nyom~~~

Feels like cover has no strategy on their messaging on this one and like 3 different people (including gura) just trying to bullshit their way through it hoping their fans will eat it up.

>>39642819
maybe if she didn't act like an 8 year old like in the OP, and actually talked like a fucking adult for once and took something/anything seriously she would get fans who like her more like she is as a person. she purposefully makes herself a hollow cardboard cutout and fans treat her like that. what a surprise. she can bear to have some depth to her.

>>39632662
Anon do you really think you can't eat sugar if you're sick? Are you retarded?

>>39632662
I this a manager or is this how Gura actually types in twitter, what in the actual fuck am I reading, all of that made my brain hurt.

>>39645659
she's purposely trying to get herself unhealthy enough to quit streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-MWiMDWno

>>39633475
It's not that they lie intentionally, it's that their perceived reality changes moment to moment. The thing they said or promised 5 minutes ago stops counting when something happens that triggers their feelings over it. "It's different now" "It kinda just happened" "I've come to terms with xxx now". They really are being honest in these instances because they disassociate the cognitive dissonance and contradictions.

>>39634575
Trust is earned, not given out like candy. Otherwise you're just a doormat leaving yourself open to be abused and exploited.

>>39634575
People would trust Cover talents' excuses more if they were actually-plausible and not proven false several times over.

This is not unique to EN either, Ayame was caught playing LoL while supposedly in the hospital etc. I wouldn't even call them white lies if it's to cover up something unmentionable, if you are doing something mundane and just don't feel like streaming but ALSO make some pitybait excuse to force sympathy for you to just sit and spin? That's outright abusive of the fans.

>>39645928
She she will self sabotage to lose all the ince bucks for not streaming according the voices in your head. Are you stupid? Gura has the keys to kingdom she could do what she wants and people will still give her money. Gura will quit when either her contract runs out or the money and merch sales stops flowing completely.

What the fuck are they doing to be getting into hospitals all the time?
I'm in my mid 30s and I've been to a hospital maybe 2 times in my life total.

>>39646564
They’re lying most of the time. Even literal neets who don’t go outside don’t get sick this frequently

>>39637240
Nope, sounds like Gura to me. Quit trying to make dumbass excuses for her.

>>39646733
I follow a chuuba who does remote work so she effectively lives a neet lifestyle while earning money and she does get sick that frequently, and you can hear it in her coughing/breathing.

>>39634529
>proven to be bullshit
Proof next thread?

>>39647422
Your oshi is immunocompromised

>>39647525
She unironically is and has discussed it on stream

>>39646352
ergo, the fans realizing their trust is being abused = the non-autistic/braindead ones will realize that they are seen as nothing more than faceless cattle.

when a chuuba strings us along with constant lies clearly there is no guilty conscience at play from them to do so as we're not "real" people to them. we're just names on a screen, they're not real people who matter, it's fine to abuse us a little for extra money because who cares about any of this anyway etc.

you can see what a chuuba thinks of us in this manner. there are two schools of handling this -
a.) act like you want to stream but aww shucks, fate intervened again, and made them sick or exploded their computer again
b.) actually just say the truth even if it implies you might think about/do things other than streaming. big whoop.

compare to how Kiara will just tell us she's going on vacation instead of make up some fate-intervention excuse. when she actually-did get sick last week she went through great efforts to prove it and guess what, she still streamed anyway. she, at the very least wants us to trust her as legit - takes this all seriously enough and respects the fans enough to want us to take her earnestly as a person. personally I think that's way better. you can see by the immense rants on gura's recent streams from rainbow tridents that gura's fans truly think that too but a lot of them just want to be willfully ignorant and not see how the sausage is being made by being challenged to think about all these excuses.

>>39647585
PS. My point being that immunocompromise can happen through life experiences and isn't always from birth.

>>39632662
>grams = gallons
>sugar = cum

>>39647670
you're being too logical with the retard that exist here, they will not learn that people are different

>>39647590
it was pretty clear when she was always """busy""" with """Hololive stuff""" and several months later she had very little to show compared with other holos who stream several time more than her. How people can keep supporting someone like her is beyond me

>>39650257
Remember when she took all of august off for a scuffed quiz stream that she never followed up on? Lmao

>>39632662
She’s a loli, eating sugar won’t cause diabetes

>>39634575
Why should he trust dishonest people?

>>39632662
She can afford the insulin

>>39632662
Just another way of saying she's binging during the Holiday. From a nutritionist's point of view.

The rrats about being diabetic are silly and full of misinformation. Only real danger is if she does not get enough sugar so that she goes into hypoglycemic shock. Modern medicine can handle periodic binging of sugar just fine. Even if she's type II, to have it be that far off that her pancreas has quit making insulin, is extremely rare at her age. Plus would have seen the signs way before then to slow the process.

>>39637131
Is never Lupus
you hack.

>>39635568
Timestamp?

>>39662688
>their source:

>>39632662
>Isnt Gura sick?
no

>>39632662
Holy fuck those pregnancy cravings kicking in big time.

>>39632662
If you're too sick to stream then you're too sick to eat sugar!

>no there's no way gura actually used twitter! I know it MUST be a manager using her account! yeah that's what I'll go with!