/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Me jacking off while she fucks Kiara.

Like a dead fish.

>>39636857
My oshi and your oshi all have boyfriends. Every single fucking one of the lying whores. So 'sex' with them would just consist of me watching whilst they scream his name.

So sick of this industry. Just another reason to end it all. Not long now. Just need to get far away enough from Christmas to not create an association and I'm fuckin out of here.

Let's be honest
It will be just rape

>>39637124
>So 'sex' with them would just consist of me watching whilst they scream his name.
I-I'm okay with this too, I guess...

She will just lie there and do nothing

Fucking awkward. (ﾟヮﾟ)

She'd be kissing like mad... but would also go entirely silent and be awkward
Her cunny is likely too small for actual use so I'd just end up using her thighs without penetration

>>39637124

>>39636857
It would be extremely painful.

Like a bag of sand

>>39637420
Dry and coarse?

I want to fuck a vtuber

limp dick once you see its just some gook woman in 30s and not even a cute one

Like salty milk and coins.

>>39636857
Weird but fun. She'd try her hardest to make me cum fast, but I have decent finger game as insurance.

Awkward.

He's a lot kinkier than me, so it'd probably end up with me putting up with a lot of shit so he can get off.

She's horny all the time but i get the feeling she would be a dead fish due to shyness.

I wouldn't remember it

>>39636857
Idk, im hetero pretty sure my oshii is too, would be awkward

>>39636857
she will be disappointed by my lack of stamina

>>39639604
hot

I assume very clingy

Hot and steamy and worth every cent

>>39639894
>worth every cent
How much does she charge?

>>39637362
youre a big guy

>>39639540
starfishrys

>>39636857
Like nothing.
She only likes me as a statistical number in her viewership screen, and would hate me in person.

>>39642138
ah your a chumbud

>>39642281
Of course not. Gura has to stream to have numbers.

>>39636857
>squeezing her ample brown tits while pounding her fat latin american ass
PURE SEX

>>39639604
This. I’d rather just be wingman.

Honestly most JPs (and even some EN) would be dead fish

>>39637124
lu-lunaito?

>>39636857
Probably her wrapping her thick toned korean thighs around my neck and locking my face into her crotch while forcefully dirty talking me into eating out big sis.
I hope so at least.

>>39636857
Pretty vanilla with a lot of giggling

>>39636857
Who knows. But I'm confident in my mouth game so I'd be content eating her out until she goes limp.

>>39645208
I can't tell if this is haachama or watame

>>39646047
Hatame or Waachama.

>>39636857
I would undress, she would laugh, I would cry, cum, then cry more.

Hard to say. We all know shes sex but I think in person she may be pretty awkward.

That or she will still be 100% sex and be mega into it

>>39646047
Peppeloni potato chips

>>39641974
4her

>>39637021
Imagining Ina with a bored, emotionless expression on her face as I rail her turns me on more than I can explain

>>39641974
For you

Very slow, she would be very meek, and I would have to reassure her a lot during the whole act, lots of staring into each others eyes and kissing

Kinky and I would enjoy my time eating out her pussy

Passionate with leg locking.

this damn succubus will probably drain me beyond belief but she somehow has the strength to keep going
but it will be either really kinky or really vanilla, no inbetweens

>>39637124

>>39642138
chumbud or tako?

>>39645994
>touching female genitals with your mouth
That's kinda gay

unskilled but enthusiastic

>>39636857
Awkward, but still fun.

>>39655181
>Mori will never call my boner "big ups"
Why even live

Impossible (Kobo is like 35 kg or something)

>>39636857
My oshi is asexual, so probably incredibly awkward and weird.

I dunno. She strikes me as a cuddle bunny but probably also likes brief but really freaky butt sex. I going with slow but comfy and you're guaranteed breakfast the next day.

Hatesex. Yes or no?

She'd be really into cuddling and kissing, but the moment it gets further than that she'd freeze up and get really nervous and scared, but she wouldn't say to stop, she's too much of a doormat for that. She'd probably start crying too. I probably wouldn't even try anything since rape is not the goal, and there's no point if she hates it since she's functionally sterile.

Either a dead fish due to nerves or awkwardly tries her best.

>>39636857
Your oshi fucked more men than you

>>39657205
Not on my watch

I nuked my dick with estrogen so probably not all that exciting

Probably lazy in bed but an overall good shag. I would regret nothing.

>>39657205
me having sex with men: 0
my oshi having sex with men: 1 (with me)

>>39636857
dry

>>39662830
based tranny

>>39636857
Nonexistent, my oshi seems to have an extremely low sex drive, borderline asexual. She's a very romantic person, but I don't think she enjoys sexual acts much, if at all.

>>39665828
Who? A romantic non-sexual vtuber sounds like a nice change.

He's a huge masochist, it would be easy to make him moan

>>39637124
I think you should learn English before committing suicide.

freaky, especially if I get her to swap personas in between all the poundings

>>39636857
awkward because i'm a virgin

>>39668815
Maybe learn how to read better? Then you wouldn't have a problem understanding perfectly legible English.

>>39636857
I don't see either of us enjoying it. I love her, but not in that way.

>>39636899
>Me jacking off while she fucks Kiara.
well at least youre having fun

>>39669988
>complete silence with a lot of "wet" sounds
>both parties just want to leave
Kinda hot, not gonna lie

>>39636857
Really boring and I'd probably cum far too quick if she gave me some foreplay with her hands.
Would probably leave me hanging when she finds out I can no longer get erect again after I've blew my load and even if I did, I'm not large enough to fuck her in the pussy.

>>39636857
paradise

>>39636857
my oshi is one of the few authentic lesbian holos so she's probably have a mental breakdown just by touching me, to be fair the same thing would happen if she were straight so yeah it was always going to be rape

>>39636857
No, I love the anime character. I'm not interested in her voice actor.

>>39646047
NTA but it's Haachama

>>39636857
no idea, I'm a virgin

Incredibly painful as her Yakuza bodyguard shanks me and dumps my corpse in Tokyo Bay...

>>39636857
recording of it would get the oho voice tag

>>39637124
That boyfriend? Me.

If you get to that point with her, then she fully trusts you and will do pretty much anything. Sure, she will be embarrassed at first, but she will put it aside because the focus is on making you feel good. She will also learn to speak up and say what she wants as she learns what she likes

>>39636857
The most magical 35 seconds of my life

>>39639540
surely she would at least hug you.

>>39676060
>authentic lesbian
I've seen this posted several times, could you give some reasons or proof?