/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39620945
he hates us...

merry christmas

If manechan makes monkey noises in Axel's stream, I will kneel...

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que se dice en /catalogue/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

Riptare (…)!

>>39620945
Now he definitely hate us... Look, look! He doesn't even want to us this whole week...

>>39621612
He only doesn't hate us when he's on break, he still hates us on every other day of the week...

>>39621595
Shame he won't congratulate rpr on the new cover.... kek

>magni overlapping with dingo once again
why do they hate eachother

>>39621949
They have to stream at the same time 'cause that's the only time they aren't having discord sex

rpr's cover was surprisingly good, expected to congratulate him just to be nice, but I actually enjoyed it.

He... loves us?

>2 years without vesper
he actually hates us...

>>39621949
dingo is the one who likes overlapping with the others :( first altare now magni

>>39620945
HE HATES US

>>39620945
How would you powerscale the boys? I'd say Altare is on his way to become a planet buster.

hewwo !!

>>39621131
VIVA

>>39623362
FAT FUCK

>>39622772
ascending order in terms of strength
going by anime rules
>axel is just a strong meathead, can probably tank literally anything but also can't do anything impressive besides hit stuff
>vesper can hold his own in a fight, supplements his fighting style with rare and ancient magics nobody but him has time to study and train in properly because he's a scholar
>magni is really weak but for lore reasons he can pull out some insanely powerful spells, has 17 different aces up his sleeve and 4 different forms. the writer's self insert
>leadersan has the demon god king's power because he's an isekai protag, gives him deus ex machina power

how likely they are to be failures
>leadersan, even with his pro gamer skills, jobs the hardest and the most frequently of all of tempus. sasuga, leader of the tempus guild
>magni is a menhera woman, competent at his creatividad but otherwise jobs as hard as the heroine of a rape manga so he can be molested by oji-sans. not sure if this is intentional on his part or not
>vesper is somewhat competent, least likely to job in the guild, but he also makes the biggest mistakes (2 weeks suspension LMAO)
>axel jobs so hard he can't even read but he is the true luckfag of tempus. has the biggest victories, but most of the time he's too busy being a retard

>>39622772
Its hard to say since we only have these chapters to know how they are in lore.
To me Magni is the type of character that creates shit to fight for him like golems. The other 3 being more direct in combat, I would put nowa and leader at a similar level in sword fighting, while Axel is 3 times stronger than them but throwing himself more at the enemy without thinking and getting hit more because of it.
But I like the idea how Ina is portrayed in Myth fan lore, Leader having a similar hidden evil powers behind how kind he normally is.

>>39622735
you guys gave altare so much shit for overlapping with axel but axel does it on purpose or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKuYHThPgGs

>>39605974
Was too busy juggling multiple streams to see if there were any Susan issues going on. Noticed that ffmpeg started raising warnings about non-monotonic DTS right before he did Baka Mitai, so I had ytarchive grab a second copy just in case. I visually scrubbed through the whole stream audio on both and I remember it being practically identical except for that missing fraction of a second on the later recording. The effects are usually much more drastic the further into the stream it happens.
I don't think there's anything recoverable that is missing should that be the case, but you can import the audio from the archive post and your recording into Audacity for validation.

>>39623910
As if people ever stop giving shit to Altare. Axel overslept Wheel of Tempus and somehow it’s Altare’s fault for not being “mommy” enough for Axel’s health. No need to blame anyone but well.

I see we keep the tradition even during Christmas. Love you guys

Creampie altare tradition

im no longer with family
were the karaokes yesterday good?

>>39625175
They were both great.

>>39625167
I don't remember Altare making a cream pie. I should try eating one sometime, ideally when I go out to the bakery next time.

>>39625175
Axel said fuck Christmas and started singing whatever he liked, Leader kept trying to sing songs he didn't know and it was kinda cringe

>>39625291
>Leader
>kinda cringe
??? that's just the standard Altare stream

>>39625175
Altare trying to sing Santa Baby without knowing the lyrics and then being embarrassed midway through was worth the watch. I like to see him squirm!

Good evening /MANS/ hope you dont mind me posting my karaoke archives from altare and axel here in case anyone needs them. Kind love from archive anon

https://mega.nz/file/Th8hSKCa#xY5op2SVAQ56hYuTIgJtNDbFduUlzh6yvXHNHguNSFY

https://mega.nz/file/24NBhJTT#_p9mrA4lcmP0LyEq7auzZB7vCnLeZpvKkB0pLwHj0dw

I am mostly excited for todays karaoke, I feel like Magni will have something cooked for it. Besides I just feel proud of how far Magni has come since debut when it comes to singing, especially how bad the autotune was in Top of the World.

I am also super excited for Axel's first handcam stream, I have the feeling that it will be cute but hilarious too. I doubt manechan will really speak but Axel constantly talking to them will be interesting.

>>39625436
Thanks chuu~

>>39625436
mucho wuv

>>39620945
THE KOREANS HAVE DISCOVERED VESPER
a project moon fanartist posted this on her channel and I wanted to share it source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCq10hd3VU8OIgXlU03GU3w/community?lb=UgkxGoerTwTCIURizW6ayvuiP-ggGJAI-mcT

>>39625406
He's just so incredibly cute when he's like that, how did his prudishness become a charm point idk

>>39625406
Altare embarrassedly calling himself an awfully good girl may have given me a new fetish.

>>39625261
Altare was so good, Dingo was so cute

>>39625564
sluts will never outbeat the appeal of a cute prudish boy/man trying very hard to not let others know how much he wants to be dicked down (with love)

Anons I tried being an altventurer but the cringe just keeps reminding me of myself too much I'm sorry I can't watch his solo streams. He's a good collab partner though I like when he's around the other boys

>>39625489
>I feel like Magni will have something cooked for it
He did say he wouldn't be able to talk to chat much during it, sounds like it's going to be something that requires a lot of attention. I'm looking forward to it too.

>>39625663
embrace your inner cringe anon... then you'll find salvation

>>39625663
Hey, that's just like Leader and Eva.
You just skipped a few steps and /become/ instead kek

>>39625933
Magnolia SEX!

>>39625739
I see myself in him and him in myself. When he makes a dumb joke I get a flashback of me doing the same. When he does that weird laughing thing I recall a moment when I did that too.
It's like looking in a mirror where the person clearly looks different from yourself, but his actions mirror yours just like a reflection

>>39625175
Both pretty damn good. Altare’s has been on repeat for me all day.

Axel's schedule, Christmas miracle is real

>>39626002
Don't worry anon, he'd understand, he couldn't watch EVA for the same reason. As long as you support the Tempus boys in some way I'm sure he's vibing

>>39625663
I am a Tempura despite having very limited time on my hands but I do have to say that I check Altare's streams the least out of the 4 boys.
I do like the guy and he grew on me a lot since debut (since I HATED him like a lot of anons here at the time).
He is cringe as fuck but the reason I don't really watch him is because you can tell he is trying to build a softer audience with "you can do it" type of spreeches and really trying to be cute to appeal to girl fans, which isn't really a bad thing at all but just not my thing.
I still hope the best for the lil guy, I love the 4 boys as a unit overall.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607051493626253312

>>39625291
It's not a matter of "fuck Christmas", christmas karaoke streams were never synonymous with "you're only allowed to sing christmas-themed songs", I don't know why he had that impression. His pirate senpai even sang the song Axel said they weren't allowed to sing in today's relay:
https://youtu.be/K5GGQJ1dFMc?t=610
The tradition is singing on christmas, not necessarily only singing christmas songs. Though those are also obviously appropriate and welcome.

>>39626087
next year's goal: sex with me

>>39626087
Who's war crimes will he forgive?

>>39625436
Arigatou

>>39626002
Did you also try to join in conversations with your friends and get completely ignored too?

>>39626087
No persona...
We'll get him next year

>>39625175
axel cannot sing in english but I enjoyed both

>>39625626
>>39625644
ToT I'm trying not to have impure thoughts about this man but he makes it so hard...

>>39626198
Axel would hate Persona

>>39626161
Whoever has the cutest nee-chan on their team.

>>39626084
unrelated. the snow effect is annoying but it works so well with this image lol.

>>39626161
I'm hoping for blues, even if I feel like it's the one he's the least likely to go for (unless Mercedes, *the* oneechan of the game, can convince him)

>>39626255
what? why? I think he would easily get hooked on 2, 3 or 4. He would probably not finish the series just because of how long the games are, but hate? Nah.

>>39626279
>>39626317
Mercedes is cake status during the timeskip so probably her.

>>39626255
I bet he would get a lot of stories to share
>hey guys, did I told you about the girl I rejected and jumped off a roof?
>did I ever told you the echi na sensei I convinced to cosplay for me?

>>39625626
ALTNOWAAAAAAA TOT

>>39626361
So he might go Dimitri route just so he won't have to deal with the annoyance of recruiting her in other routes*
I need to think more before pressing enter...

>disappears during Almond offcollab
>disappears during Dezper offcollab
>2 weeks suspension
>1 week break during Christmas
>Japan trip, who knows how long
Why is he like this?

>>39625548
nice!! koreans are probably some of the best fanartists out there. He could benefit from more aesthetically pleasing art.

>>39626182
Yeah

So are you bastards sticking around for New Years too? Can I drink with you fellow spergs?

>>39626404
He _____ us

>>39626182
I can’t even lie man my heart fucking breaks when that happens. AND IT HAPPENS WAY TOO OFTEN TOO AAARGHHHHHHH WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO HIM

I feel like everything Altare does is ingenuine.
Him singing Santa Baby and being all sultry but shy felt like the biggest red flag yet.
Like I'd listen to him sing that and show up to his house for a good time and never get to leave. And he'd be the only one having a good time.
I'm not even gay (usually) so he's doing something.

>>39625663
embrace the cringe anonchama.

>>39626279
Hope he picks Golden Deer for the superior nee-chan, Hilda Valentine Goneril.

>altare is a cringy little sad boy that i want to eat up
>anons a cringey little sad boy that i want to eat up
THEY ARE

>>39626161
the war crimes discourse on twitter was so wild kek

>>39626490
that... wasn't going where i expected

>>39626404
Old Man that doesn't give a fuck anymore. He acts like a solo act when Tempus is currently selling themselves as a unit which is the only reason why it doesn't make him badass to me

Just a reminder that within Tempus
>Altare
Team Edelgard
>Magni
Team Dimitri

>>39626536
Grooming vulnerable lonely introverted maleanons... delicious.

>>39621131
san basado

>>39626490
Anon, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I think you might just want Altare to fuck you.

>>39626639
reminds me of yugo

>>39626639
tempus are going solo next year, save for bimonthly d&d, so it doesn't matter.

>>39626840
Sucks to be the Vesties when he keeps it up, kek

>the one who made those /mans/ cookies is actually a zoomer girl
ayo wtf

>>39626162
I dont remember writing this

>>39626490
Hot…

I want vesper to take altare camping for weeks and groom him

>>39626924
>PALESTINE

>>39626490
it's over for you, Altare is a siren

>>39626972
Based and same

>>39626924
chocolate milkers-chan?

>>39626432
Sure, let's do it. What's gonna be your drink of choice?

>>39626490
See
This is why he should lean even harder into the demon/psycho thing

>>39627052
Gimme some Armagnac, boss. It's a special day.

>>39626653
Altare hasn't finished even the Black Eagle route. Has Magni finished the game?
I have a feeling Altare would side with the Church but not Seiros (basically Seteth and Flayn) if he played more. Magni is definitely Dimitri though.

>>39627125
>Has Magni finished the game?
Something tells me that most of the games Magni plays never get finished so I doubt it

>>39626404
Quality over quantity

>>39627304
dyrbi

>>39627304
>superchat reading
>quality
big kek

>>39627304
okay chumbud

>>39626992
Wherever someone calls him a siren I imagine Femtare as the human form of Ursula but with blue hair

I, for one, think Altare should be encouraged to be a good girl for ojisans like Santa as much as possible.

>>39627328
>>39627348
>>39627354
I'm so sorry sisters, but it is what it is

>>39627304
but Nowa already has high quality streams AND streams more than like half the girls

anyways leader love

Merry Christmas hololive friends! it's fun posting with you from time to time!

>>39627544
too bad he's black

Did (You) get anything for Christmas?

really /mans/?
replying to bait in front of my christmas leftovers?

>>39627646
axelcock

Merry Christmas, everyone! I'm going to call my parents and then get smashed listening to Magni's karaoke, what are everyone's plans for today?

>>39627567
>Nigga Leader
Ayo? I honestly can't imagine that.
My brain computational power isn't high enough.

>>39627662
But it’s so tasty…

>>39627561
Cheers, brother. Or sister, if you're ojisan rape bait.

>>39627646
No, I'm unfortunately too old to get gifts, but I'm buying myself another gun.

>>39627662
even the chumbie fell for it...

>>39627667
Armored Core and pornography

>>39627646
I got a drawing tablet of nice quality Thanks, me!

>>39627675
He'll just be one of those kids from the Boondocks.

>>39627646
an aeropress coffee maker, hby?
>>39627667
drinking some nice coffee

>>39627510
It's not hard to stream less than Gura.

And lower viewership means more streaming necessary to earn money.

>>39627646
お金

>>39627646
I got a bottle of port from my brother but we finished it like one hour after he gave it to me

>>39626255
Based. We all know he would be a SMT fan

>>39627646
I keep trying to get my parents to stop giving me presents. It's not like they are good gifts. $400 and some candy. I'm 35 btw.

>>39626255
>likes ecchi na neechans like in Pursowner
>but hates bitches, like in Pursowner

>>39627646
I got a multitool for surviving innawoods with knives, an axe, hammer and some more stuff. I live in the middle of a city. There was a genuine risk of me getting arrested taking it back home on the train.

>>39627787
>And lower viewership means more streaming necessary to earn money.
Yea that's probably why Vesper doesn't stream as much as the other boys

>>39627861
You're never too old to enjoy candy you faggot

>>39626255
>Persona is jrpg/dating sim/light novel
Nah, if anything, Axel would love Persona.

>>39627765
An eletric kettle, tote bag, beanie, and a giftcard for jcpennys. Good gifts overall

>>39627935
Ojisans have to count our calories, you see.

>>39627861
NIGGA ID KILL FOR THOSE 400 IS OVER HALF OF MY RENT RIGHT THERE

>>39627733
kino

>>39627646
dwarf fortress and three thousand american simoleons

>>39627646
I got myself t3 memberships for the boys since I'm caught up on all the vods I wanted to watch

>>39626404
He is the male Gura...

>>39628307
U-Uoooh..?

>>39628307
UHHGIGOHOHHHHHH SHOTA VESPER

>>39628307
TTuTT
nowa's little dick and chest, erotic

>>39628388
Shotacon Altare and shota Vesper…?

I bet he had some thoughts when he saw this

>>39628517
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39628556

>>39628556
*chupado intensifies*

>>39628517
ToT oniishota altnowa...

>>39628556
chupado....

>>39628307
>>39628388
>>39628407
>>39628476
>>39628517
>>39628561
>>39628630

ToT uuuoooHHHHHHhhh

>>39627958
It's fine to indulge once in a while, it's just a single day after all.

>>39628517
this is… kinda hot…?

>>39628692
But I have to eat this entire turkey by myself...

>>39628654
AOURGHGHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ToT ToT
I'm thankful for this artist always Merry Christmas to them for always being so horny for Vesper it warms my heart

>>39628718
...anon, please explain to me why the fuck did you get an entire turkey if you weren't planning to share it with others?

>>39628695
>>39628517

Altare letting shota Nowa talk to him for 2 hours about SWAT Kats while Altare is trying his hardest to suppress his desires to just destroy him ToT

or just Altare wanting to care for shota Nowa whichever you prefer

>>39624524
Axel is only like 18 and clearly retarded, obviously people would favor him. Altare is the leader, he should lead.

>>39628718
??????

>>39628846
>Axel is only like 18
???

What the hell is the point of the “free chat” thing? Why would you ever want to talk to other Tempus fans on youtube?

Can someone teach Nowa how to make a twitter spaces?

>>39628930
It's the chat for his spaces.

VESPER LIVE

>>39625663
Embrace your cringe, and in cringing find strength, and purpose, and hope

Come in here fellas
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1607074533944733698

>>39626161
>Who's war crimes will he forgive

Whoever has the most cute onee-chans on their team

He needs a new phone

>>39629027
Nevermind, he needs to adjust his audio on his brand spanking new iPhone apparently wtf

>tfw Vesper will never stick his fat meat in your oven

>>39629064
Please understand, he's still new to this thing

ALTNOWA

>>39622735
>>39623910
>>39624524
If Magni's karaoke today is only 1h long because of Axel's guerrilla stream I'm gonna become Axel's anti. Wtf bro, check the schedule for once

he was told how to archive the twitter space but didn't do it...

All these pops are killing me, Nowa really goes hard with his P

It's like he's on a call with us.....I love it
he read my message aaaAaaaaaAAEEEEEE

I might be stupid, can someone link me the YT page for chatting. Saw it yesterday but dont see it today

>>39629150
Isn't it recording?

>>39629150
Are you retarded? It is recording

I love Vesper he's so cute... no homo... wish I had a big brother like him

Is he being horny for Altare rn

>>39629198
Here you go anon
https://youtu.be/693rOFPgITw

he's really getting parasocial...he saying his mother is the vesties great grandma now... cute ToT

>>39629223
Me too anon, is like im talking in the phone with him, this is the fucking best

>>39628990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693rOFPgITw
Ves is using chat in here if you want to, well chat.

>>39625175
I haven't seen Axel's yet, but Altare's was really adorable. The shy Santa Baby cover alone was just such a classic Altare moment.

this is one of his best zatsus in weeks KEK
SC reading is nerfing him

>>39629274
Thanks anon

>>39629276
Please link it, preferably with a timestamp.

this is way too fucking intimate for me i talk about lusting over nowas cock all day and yet im spilling my spaghetti over this

>>39629288
I agree humu humu

>>39629288
They can sc on the free chat

it feels like i'm talking to a long distance boyfriend... ojisan...

>>39629288
His early zatsudans were the biggest reason he became popular, I hope he realizes that and go back to doing good ones.

>>39629321
I'm enjoying this more than I should , hes read my messages twice and I feel like I'm blushing
... I'm using my earbuds so it feels like he's talking in my ears

>>39629370
I mean people tried telling him. dunno how many times people can say it until he understands.

>>39629209
>>39629204
my twitter is retarded and didn't show it where it usually shows it

He won't delete the recording right? I gotta go and want to listen to it before sleep..

>>39629339
>People started SC after this post
I got my eyes on you Vesties...

Is the audio like this because he's so loud

>>39629339
This is your fault.

I will touch myself to the sound of vespers voice right on my ear

>>39629400
Don't worry, there's no consistency on that website anymore

>>39629435
Aaaaaand I'm out. I hate these SC-reading streams.

>>39629401
You're right, sadly.

He likes listening to Altare...

>>39629474
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

>>39626490
Are people somehow just noticing now that Altare is a yandere...?

>>39629288
You cursed it anon

He has no idea what Magni is like behind closed membership doors...

Oh I'm late. He's as loud as I expected him to be.

>>39629463
Don't let the door hit you sister!

>>39628846
Is this bait? No one is this stupid right?

>>39629445
This experience is oddly arousing jfc I never wanted to get this para social for a Vtuber but here I am

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHO STARTED SUPERCHATS FUCK

ill have to listen to the archive im too shy for twitter spaces
i feel like im gonna fuck something up

>>39629503
Magni will never ERP with us again.

>>39629370
I just wish he would realize he doesn't have to choose at all. I imagine he'd rather have worse zatsus than not acknowledge the people giving him money, but having a superchat reading section at the end lets him do both. It's like this faggot never watched vtubers in his life, a shitload of them do it like this.

>>39629569
Nigger what
You literally can't do anything at all

>>39629564
Blame Thousand.

>>39629586
mental illness please understand

>>39627646
3 pairs of pants. I really needed new pants.

>>39629401
>Wanting people to stop giving you free money
I mean, I would be hesitant to stop as well if I was in his shoes. It's not even that SC is bad, it just people keep asking shit questions and prompt. Vesper is getting better at giving bad SC 5 sec of attention while focusing on the good one so that's something.

>13
What season is he on again?

>>39629586
>accidentally asks for permission to speak
>nowa has no idea what that is
>he thinks someone is gonna yell racist things and get him suspended again
>panic end the spaces and cancel the plans for doing future spaces

>>39629661
and then you woke up

>>39629595
You don't have to be signed in to listen to spaces. Open up an incognito window with it and then there's ACTUALLY nothing you can do.

that's a black mom

>>39629704
Or a religious one

Opening presents right at midnight on Christmas is soulless behavior

fucking SCing attention whores ruining the zatsu
it's so tiring

>>39627861
Nigga let the old people have their fun.
>>39627868
I kinda dislike multitools because generally they suck at everything, but I do admit they sometimes get you out of a pinch when real tools are unavailable.

HE'S HUNTING GURA

get this man another spear

>>39629595
You are a woman.

>>39629760
This was going so much better before the SCs....

>>39629779
BACK OFF NOWA SHE'S MINE

Do you think Vesper jerked off to Altare’s twitter spaces?

>>39629704
BLACK MOM WHITE DAD THATS WHY VESPER NOIR IS A DORKY LIGHTSKIN MULATTO

>>39629802
so true, everyone's gotta get their attention whore 'merry christmas' $5 in though

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>>39629779
oh nyo he will force her to stream

I fucking love this dorky old man and I want to join his mercenary band

>hey hapsburg-chan

we NEED mount and blade permissions for this man

>>39629318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIGnQFXJkQg

>Vesper going on based rant about how he wants to be a renaissance Genoese crossbow wielding mercenary fighting for the Holy Roman Empire because of a superchat prompt
>sisters on 4chan whining about how superchats ruin everything and people are attention whores for saying merry christmas
Life's so much better when you're not a miserable cunt

>>39629820
It's not the fault of people sending SCs, it's Nowa's fault for reading every single one as soon as he sees them. He could thank them all at the end if he wanted to.

>>39629903
go back

>>39629903
So he read your supa huh

>no pics of Vesper's five-foot spear
FUCK

>>39629698
this works thanks
>>39629799
yes i know women are all mentally ill or something whatever

>Spear Stabbing ASMR (You are fucking dead)
Nice

why do they all want to do murder asmr...

>"You can't show the spear"

Meanwhile:

>>39629898
Thank you so much.

Holy shit that would be one of the greatest streams ever

>stabbing you with my spear until you die ASMR

>>39629975
THEY HATE US

>>39629977
Didn't they get lightly bonked for that?

>>39630008
No. They cut out Kobo's arm showing. The guns are still in the vod

>>39629894

>>39629977
Well one is a toy, the other is a boar killing tool

jesus in chat

>>39629977
What the hell is this?

Holy shit, that "AH" hurt my ears

>Toxophilite
>HEMA
what is wrong with this larping enthusiast

Is he doxxing himself rn

>Vesper was in archery club
Vesper was really Shirou.

SEX WITH THIS OLD MAN

>>39630105
Kobo has (toy) guns at her house, her and Ollie were showing them off on stream and pointing them at each other, then the vod went down and everyone thought they got bonked for it, but in reality Kobo's whole arm showed, the guns are still there
https://youtu.be/NkPJ4wxdALI?t=425

If Vesper adds verbal humiliation to the asmr, I truly will not fucking make it

Why is he so cute

>>39630105
https://youtu.be/Fvj9DoK4L38

>Doesn't want a girlfriend
Get fucked pathetic yumes

>>39630156
Only if it's humiliation regarding my martial skills (lack thereof) and how he so easily bested me. and how he's doing to drain the blood from my body as a prize.

>>39630196
He wants a wife.

>>39630196
Yeah, he wants a boyfriend

>>39630196
i can fix him

You idiots who complained about SC reading are missing out on absolute kino spear nerd Vesper

>>39630196
>he thinks thats gonna stop me
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>39630247
Stfu it's better than having retards whine the entire stream.

Vesper your kayfabe....

>>39629909
true or only thank the big reds

>>39630341
He's literally keeping up the kayfabe by pretending to be 28

To the spreadsheet you go

>>39630196
He's also a tsundere, so...

>>39630354
And virgin

>>39630196
He wants girlfriend (male) ((me))

>>39630382
He isn't pretending there

>>39630422
He is, I took it.
Yes, I am Magni Dezmond.

Fuck I had things to do.
How long it has been going for? Also what did he mention so far?

Let's all strive towards being wizards for Noir.

Vesper calling altare his good little girl as a joke and altare getting turned on!

>>39630446
No you didnt.

>>39630446
Hot

>>39630468
About one hour, he's been talking about his weapon autism again, spears and crossbows and swords and the like

>>39630490
that's hot

MOUNT AND BLADE IS ALMOST ON THE MENU
Too bad the publisher is kind of a cunt to deal with

>>39630446
Vesper says he's a virgin to all of the Tempus boys on their first nights ToT

>>39630483
already am, what should I strive for then?

dont be gay

is getting a smooch part of the brotuber experience?

THE WHORE KISSED ME AGAIN
WHAT A FUCKING WHOOOOORE
*chu*

>>39630522
Anon, Paradox isn't the publisher of Mount and Blade any more, they would be dealing with Taleworlds directly
I dunno if that would be easier or harder to conclude though

>>39630547
you don't smooch your homies goodnight?

>>39630547
Obviously retard

>>39630547
You don't peck your bros on the cheek?

CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU

>>39630562
>>39630567
i don't have any homies

>>39630547
I have kissed more men than women, so yes

He kissed me, later losers

>>39630573
anon... it's okay we can be your homies today

VESPER KISSED ME LATER LOSERS

Christmas smooch....

HE KISSED MY HOG with his spear ow it hurts

>tfw vesper will never check your internal temp with his meat thermometer

>I'm gonna go check my meat
You can't just say that gramps!

I appreciate him warning about the kiss because I had time to mute it

>>39630630
he just did it, my internal temps are pretty high right now

>>39628761
>>39628852
I got it for free.

>big yaoi hands
HE'S GAY
FUJOS WON

>At this point, vesties are going to become some strange boar-bat hybrid with a vest for wings

>>39630573
We're your homies today, anon. Merry Christmas.

Vesper got spanked with a paddle.

he kissed us and got all posessive calling us his vesties... he loves us?

>>39630714
He's such a masochist

>>39630722
nowa's grooming the vesties...

No ones demonetizing your twitter dumbass

I just joined, is he going to sing?

>>39630741
Im fine with him grooming me.... ToT i'm HIS vestie

>kid wakes up and screams Vesper's real name
>vesper graduates forever after someone finds his name on the sex offender's register
no...

>>39630722
he will left us with two days without content clearly he hates us

>>39630822
AIEEEEE

He sounds even more lispy on twitter.

>>39630706
>>39630586
*chuu*

>>39630840
what two days? He's literally doing a twitter space right now and singing

But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one – hit me!

>>39630840
>will left us

>she isn't singing along
what's your excuse, sisters?

>>39630856
I thought he was a lispy gay back at debut

All of Tempus are singing for us this Christmas ToT

Male Choco...

>>39630884
>she
>sisters

>>39630885
it's the virgin lisp

/mans/ got a a warm chicken this year?

Tourist here, why is Magni so gay? Is he being like authentic gay on stream only without directly saying he is gay or is it just a kayfabe? Is he playing like token gay among bros? It is weird even if its some sort of fujobating thing

>>39630906
I already told you guys I'm making a turkey

>>39630911
Go hang out with your family fag it's Christmas

>>39630911
He's an authentically gay furry

I need to rape him

>>39630911
He may be a fag, but he ain't gay alright?

>>39630911
He's bisexual and is attracted to women and BIG GUYS for you

We didn't get to hear his niece call him "uncle nesper..."

We got a kiss and a song, merry fucking Christmas to us

>>39630911
he doesn't act that gay, I don't know why people keep saying this.
He is gay bi though.

>>39630911
do you expect straight people to say that they're straight when they talk about what they're into...?

>>39630962
his niece was probably wondering who he was kissing and singing to kek

>>39630911
He is European, they raise their boys up different
in those places

Are you guys having a nice christmas?

>>39630911
He's unironically a fag, anon.

>>39631006
im living. I fucking love this groomable ojisan.

>>39631006
I'm having an ice christmas

>>39630906
yeah i have some spicy chicken sandwiches in my freezer that im going to microwave

Vesper space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1DXxyvZMPXgKM
https://files.catbox.moe/a6v79c.m4a

>>39631227
Based

>ywn be groomed by a cute schizophrenic impulsive dorky /out/ ojisan

>>39631356
why would I want that, he's already me

>>39631356
he is literally me in 5 years

>>39631356
I think most of the w*men here want to groom ojisans.

>Hey Uncle Vlad, what are you doing in here?

>>39631356
god I wish a buff schizo /out/ ojisan could groom my shortstack ass ToT he's so hot..its unfair..

>>39631527
ISREAL

>>39631527
Take your meds immediately.

>>39630926
did you make gravy tho?

>>39631850
gonna be browning the neck and giblets and simmering down a mirepoix to strain into a gravy, yeah
I still have a little leftover corn starch and beef fat mixture from the Salisbury steaks I made last week so that might mix in to thicken

>>39631909
bro let me come over I made like 11 pounds of mac n cheese, we can get something good going

>>39631909
>>39631999
hey can i come if i bring drinks

>>39631999
not big into maccy cheese for Christmas, I'm a very classical guy y'know, but you do you, help me clean the dishes

>>39632018
yeah man, whatcha got? I don't have much mix ins besides cream, we could make some white russians

Anyone clip Altare’s Santa Baby? I need to hear his cute embarrassment again.

>>39632179
See >>39629898
>>39629898 .

>>39632050
Do Am*ricans not drink normal drinks without mixing in a bunch of shit?

>>39632272
Alcohol tastes nasty, also it is haram in several religions.

>>39632298
Alcohol tastes nasty if you're drinking rubbish

>>39632298
sniff sniff smells like virgin in here

>>39632272
>Has never heard of mixed drinks
Yo what island monkey nation you from dude, the spicos invented rum and cola like 75 years ago

>>39632353
No, I've had (unsatisfying) sex several times.

>>39632387
NTR but I've had satisfying and unsatisfying sex over 100 times and I still hate women

>>39629898
>regis

>>39632359
Where I live only college poorfags trying to get drunk on cheap vodka and middle aged women trying to do a sex and the city LARP drink mixed shit

>>39632408
Maybe stop it with the NTR and try sex with someone who loves you instead?

>>39630196
You know saying you're gonna stay single is part of the BFE/GFE right?

>>39632423
>Altare

>>39632050
>help me clean the dishes
ay I can cook something else but ok
>>39632018
bring some tequila and a 12 year whiskey

>>39632443
>

>>39632434
>women
>love you

>>39631356

wait was/is there some kinda Membership stream right now?
what's habbenin?

>>39632504
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1607074533944733698

>>39632272
>am*rican
>*
why the FUCK

>>39632438
The dude's in his late 30s, it's unfortunately likely that he's gonna end up being single for good at this point

>>39632452
that's clearly Snailtare, not Slugtare.

>>39632539
is that bad?
t. witch hag

>>39632478
women are capable of love, just gotta find the right onestho they're quite rare sadly also be something worthy of love, gotta love yourself first and all that ya know?
so stop looking for skanks at places of boozes and instead I dunno look for someone respectable in a hobby or field you like.

>>39632539
lmao. literal child mentality. your life is not over after your 20's, kid.

>>39632524
I blame the Fr*nch.

>>39632478
Look, having sex is already pretty implausible in my eyes.
Maybe there are such things as women that can feel love? There are at least women that love our 2d boys. It's a big, foreign world out there.

>>39632632
Most zoomers consider anyone over 25 practically in the grave so

>>39632539
perfect conditions for grooming him into my perfect slutty hag desperate for love and affection.

>>39632586
nah being alone is fine

>>39632671
And it's retarded.

Altare is going to leave us with cold chicken today huh? I bet he's having christmas sex

>>39632688
Altare... he's already in love with Magni, it's over

>>39632717
Yeah, with me.

>>39632632
>>39632671
I'm 34 and I can't imagine getting a girlfriend for the first time at this age

>>39632720
silly... he doesn't have a choice in the matter!!

>>39632776
I'm 31 and a kiss less hand holdless virgin, i'm on my way to wizardom at this rate