/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39556764
dead monki

Warm chicken

>1hr stream time limit
extremely cold

The truth is, she never wanted your Kentucky Fried Cucken. Me and her got Popeyes instead.

Now cry into your cold bucket.

>Streams only one hours
>Stream is dedicated to her antis
Very cold chickem...

>>39556764
I can decipher some of this.

Itsumo yose(kanji)nitakori senpai, dakara...

She's basically saying "always (something) senpai (you), that's why..." I'm guessing it's"always treat me nice" or something.

warmpits

>>39556764
The chicken has been warmed

>pekora right now

>>39557744
By me, 6 hours of sex.

>>39557744
Yeah, with me

>>39557744
with me.

>>39556764
Armpit Sex with Pekora

>>39556764
Very cold chicken

>>39556764
I don't eve understand what that means, she did stream on christmas last year?

>>39556764
Well, it's better than just not streaming.
But if i was a nousagi i feel i would have preferred some more intimate members things for christmas as "redemption" rather than a less than 2 hours clickbait for numbers and "owning the haters" or whatever.

>>39557705
世話になてる means something like "taking care of (me)"
So she's saying that "because this senpai (i think it's miko) is always taking care of her..."

484 Nobody @ no status, [SAGE] 2021/12/25(Sat) 09:03:47.44
Good morning, I'm in tears.
I must have fallen asleep before I knew it.
The cake I had laid out on my computer desk was crushed on the floor.
The grease from the bag of chicken is soaking into the desk, and the cold fat has turned white and hardened.
My cheeks are twitching from lying on my desk when I fell asleep, probably from the bird fat.
The holodule shows no increase in Pekora's stream.
I guess there haven't been any guerrillas since I fell asleep.
I'm going to clean up the shortcake on the floor and throw it away now.
I'm hungry, so maybe I'll just eat the chicken in the crockpot.
But I'm having a mixture of cool emotions that I'm not sure about, like, "That's not so disgusting, I should just throw it away.
Let's clean up quickly, take a shower, and look for another Christmas cake we can get our hands on now, I say to myself.
The cake I had Pekochan illustrate for me is smashed on the floor, but a cake from a convenience store or supermarket would be fine, right?
As long as I can blow out the candles while giggling and saying "Merry Christmas" with the chief, that's fine, right?
Oh no, no, no...that's all I wanted.
I just wanted to say one word, "Merry Christmas" to Pecochan at night.
Was that too much to hope for? Was it too much for my stature?
Every time the chief talked about Christmas in his delivery, I thought it would be a normal night, so I made my boss stamp a request for pay, saying I'd take the night off even if I had to.
I heard that his coworkers around him laughed at him behind his back, saying, "You don't have a girlfriend, do you? I would order a cake ahead of time, knowing that my co-workers would laugh at me behind my back, but I would still take the day off to be proud of myself.
I put ornaments around my desk and decorated my desk-top tree with Chou's ackee and made Chou my desktop wallpaper so I could post it on Twitter later.
And then the "NINJIN" sounded, and the "Peco Rap" played, and I thought to myself, "What the hell are you Pekoants doing on Christmas Day?
But I'm glad you opened Christmas for us, Peco! Fah-fah-fah!
She smiles at me, blowing away my worries and making me smile, even while acting a little uncomfortable.
I wanted to spend Christmas Eve with Pekora like that, even if it was only for an hour.
That's all I wanted.

No use, I can only feel regret even though I'm writing in a rambling manner.
I can't even dry my tears.
I'm going to clean the floor and take a bath.
Sorry for the long post.

>>39556764
stale borgar

Sorry guys, I am fucking Pekora

>>39564743
Oh that wasn't せ, it was a second kanji

>>39564743
>”owning the haters”
Qrd?

>>39564743
It wasn't about owning the haters though. It was self-deprecating humor while also making it up to nousagis from the previous year because she did feel bad about the whole thing.
The thing is, it's even turned into a meme in the company. So she decided to take something that was initially negative and turned it into something positive and content. So I guess it depends on one's own definition of "owning the haters", but from what I could see this wasn't that even remotely.
Although I'm sure she had fun delaying starting the stream and reading people's reactions in the chat.

What is the whole chicken warming thing about with Pekora and Laplus? Wrong answers only.

>>39556764
>Warm Roasted Monkey?

>>39565491
I want to fuck my Oshi, but I'd rather see Pekora gang banged than fuck her. I just want to see her ruined.

>>39566090
They're holding a contest to see who can get ill from eating chicken that's been sitting out on the counter for a day first.

>>39566331
Calm down Satan

>>39562258
>>39562272
>>39562602
this
but me

>>39564517
She did plan a stream but cancelled it last minute she said she had a ear infection and someone commented that there chiken went cold while waiting for pekora it is probably the dumbest "drama" to have come out from the community

>>39566949
It's not even real drama. It's just a bunch of shitposters and schizos desperately pushing it because they have no other material to work with.

>>39565030
Down bad astronomically this is way past unhealthy

>>39565599
Those >>39557675 >>39564743 are just shitposters larping as always. "People" that don't bother to watch streams but sure love to shitpost about. It was basically zatsudan/cooking stream with a present at the end https://youtu.be/mPd0J1K0Q9M?t=3798

>>39556764
Rude

Yours maybe not my Chicken

I don't even fucking care at this point I just want to watch her sweet body get torn apart by cock

>>39572851
this

>>39556764
Not anymore

>>39556764
I do not understand this meme, so please explain.

Why do some pretend that they don't know? What do they get out of it? I don't get it. I feel like anyone who has been on /vt/ this past year at least a day or two per week should know by now.

i'll warm her chicken if you know what i mean

>>39576069

>Pekora getting railed by chad thundercock (japanese)
meanwhile my oshi is being railed by stacy thundercock (quarter russian)

>>39582774
based

>>39556764
She streamed though

>>39566591
Let me in on this gangbang. Best oshi takes care of ALL her fans.

>>39576069

>>39597512
Rap-san...

>>39597512
kek she should've stayed quiet