/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39417220
Now is not the time for squeebing!

>>39417220
time to throw pogchamp

>>39417220
'unching 'auna in the 'elly in front of sap's

>>39417220
When will Fauna sell squeeb onaholes?

>>39417220
squooob

>>39421452
That comes later

IM GOING NUTS OVER HERE, WHEN IS MOMMY COMING BACK?

Going to the cowfauna cafe everyday to cope with the wait is taking its' toll on me...

I will never understand saplings

I can’t recall the taste of Fauna, nor the sound of her voice, or the touch of grass.

>>39417220
You would squeeb wouldn't you?

I’m not okay

Artists who drew nerd Fauna please report to the forest for retributive (ie not correctional) rape

>>39417220

i miss /uuu/ and the only thread to unleash my sadness from lack of fauna is here

Guys calm down she'll be back before we know it.
Just try and think happy non lewd thoughts about her in her current absence.

>>39425928
im holding the fattest load in existence until she comes back

>>39425741
Unleash it in hlgg

>>39425928
>non lewd thoughts
Too late!

Thoughts on Fauna's nerdy ghost gf series?

>>39425996
You too? Nice

is squeeb the sound she makes when saplings lick the cum out of her?

>>39426127
Cute but predictable

>>39426127
cute

I think squeeb SUCKS

>>39426156
yes

>>39426743
you are hereby banned from the FauForest

>>39423735
its insane how hot this imageset is, singlehandedly made me a sapling

>>39427229
Fine by me, too many people have been in that forest anyway.

>>39426127
I appreciate the effort and they've been ok. I've kept watching them...

Fauna doesn't get enough lewd fanart, she deserves more

>>39423735
Uuuu sapling maid cafe...
H-hot ..

>>39421452
Why not?

>>39432138
NTA but maybe he wants us to hold off on squeebing until she comes back

>>39423735
>>39427300
sauce?

>>39433050
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5516155#ppixiv?view=illust&illust_id=101474889&page=1

>>39433789
many thanks

I'm having a mental breakdown if mommy doesnt come soon.

squeeeeeeeeeb with me veeeeteeeeeee !!!

I saw Ceres Fauna at a Whole Foods in the forest yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a grasshopper and bother her and ask her for more Skyrim streams or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Squeeb?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Squeeb? Squeeb? Squeeb?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cinnamon rolls in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be streaming and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the rolls and started scanning it multiple times, Fauna stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any audio infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each roll and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Fauna kept interrupting her by whispering really loudly.

>>39435067
>whispering really loudly
Why did that of all things get me lol

>>39417220
Squeeb indeed.

>>39423220
soon

>>39435232
I'm gonna squeeb to this image.

>>39437553
yea-
oh wait

>>39417220
squeeb

BUT PIGMEN DON'T SAY SQUEEB
THEY JUST SQUEAL

>>39417220
>nerdlings thread

>>39417220
I would cherish her so hard

>>39439685
based nerdling, quite bullyable

I've thrown up 3 times at this point my esophagus can't take much more Fauna please come back

>>39424782
You will be soon

>>39439685
nordlings thread

>>39439212
I squeeb in your general direction

>>39441528
Sorry I was too rough on your throat, sap

>>39446580
What no, that's not what I meant...

>>39417220
This is a good thread

>>39417220
Sapbros I'm ngmi...

>>39425741
unleash it in /hlg/

Saplings are kinda weird..
Outside of IMF threads, which many Saplings say are falseflaggers, they're just kinda lurking, never saying much, letting /uuu/ die when it's served its purpose, never making themselves known
What's the end game..

Bros i miss her.....

>>39421849
hot. make her drink lots of water first too

>>39450024
To squeeb

>>39450024
We have no energy. When she is not streaming, we are like zombies.

>>39451154
To squeeb, perchance to dream...

Sapbros i don't remember mommy's face anymore...

C DOOOOOOOOT

>>39450024
I just watch Northernlion and Shondo.

>>39453586
F-Fauna??

>>39450024
Saplings are a lowkey and chilled out group
I think it is the lasting effects of Fauna's personality + the ASMR

>>39417220
>squeeb
But I miss BEEBS UUUUUUUUUU
https://files.catbox.moe/92mrmc.mp4

>>39450024
>What’s the end game..
Not shitting up the board

>Fauna Ew
I need the source of that

>>39456926
During Jump King when she said "Don't sniff me!"

>>39417220
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb

>>39456926
Fauna should be in no judgement here tier. The only kink she’s ever shamed are furries.

>>39457295
I remember. just that? saying that when a knight is on top of a skeleton doesn't mean she doesn't like it.... there is a chance

>>39456926
Whoever made this clearly doesn’t watch HoloEN at all. Nobody despises feet more than Bae, Ina and Kronii get appalled at practically any sexualization let alone sexualization of feet, Mori is second only to Gura in open feet pandering, and Fauna is firmly in the no judgement here camp.

>>39454999
/uuu/ team for vtl FUCKING WHEN????????????????

>>39426193
Pretty much this. Predictable is fine, though.

>>39450024
Unlike other fanbases we just cut the bullshit and don't pretend to give a shit about each other, we just wait for Fauna. And so we squeeb.

>>39457401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpFkazuUmo

>>39459606
So its anti-/infinity/?
I swear people there talk more about other namefags and about kronii.

>>39459606
Saplings aren't perfect, but yeah pretty much this.
As close to perfect as a chuuba fanbase can reasonably get for its size.

alright alright, thats enough of that saplings, settle down

>>39441528
drink water

>>39446580
poor sapling. be less rough next time

>>39459606
sure /here/ we don't pretend to like each other but the pre-chat and presumably discord communities do. pathetically toxic.

>>39463095

>>39464895
get out of my face, vile heathen

I like other Saplings

>>39463095
I've always thought it was dumb that fans take it on themselves to try and control what other fans do on fan sites.
Like faggot we're not a fan of you, we like FAUFAU.

>FST
>nothing
I am not going to make it

>>39466441
anon, did you not see this yesterday?

>>39466527
>Saplings
>Object permanence

>>39466634
what is "object"

>>39466527
yes I saw it, but my Pavlovian response...

>>39466689
>what is "object"
something that isn't Fauna and therefore doesn't matter. same goes for "eating" or "sleeping" or "breathing"

>>39466527
what if the days wont be getting longer

>>39466763
so Fauna isn't real ??????

>>39466791
i'm all for a nuclear winter. no sun, no un-radioactive atmosphere, no food, no life. all is well.

WHY DIDN'T FAUFAU TAKE ME WITH HER ON HER BREAK!?
Fuck it I'm going to design a game based off of Mario is Missing but it's going to be WHERE IS FAUFAU where a little sapling travels to various landmarks and has to answer questions about them before finally finding the the forest.
Except not really because I don't have enough time.

Checking in on you lovely saplings. Is everything ok here?

>>39427130
BASED 35GOD

>>39453586
hes bald?

>>39467006
NO.
FAUFAU WENT ON FUCKING BREAK AND DIDN'T TAKE US ALONG.
I don't even know if we have any fucking food. I'm going to have to go outside and photosynthesize but if I do that I can't stay inside in the dark and play my Super Sapling 64 Mega Drive.

>>39467006
It has been 7 days and 20 hours since we last saw Fauna. Food, supplies, and morale is decreasing by the minute. Feeling our despair, she sent out a tweet reminding us that she would be back soon, but it wasn't enough. Hardly a squeeb or an uuu can be heard in the FauForest. Things are not okay. The stems on our heads can no longer photosynthesize as the bleakness of our situation combined with the apex of darkness in the Winter Solstice means that death is approaching. Water is hard to come across as most of it freezes before it touches the ground. Milk isn't an option while she's gone. Some saplings are starting to pass away, some out of boredom, others out of despair, and a few even starving to death. As Thomas Paine once said in his work The Crisis, "These are the times that try men's souls." It's only a matter of time before a micro-pandemic of smallpox sweeps across the forest and kills us all.

>>39467343
squeeb
squeeb never changes

saplings... Im starting to get desperate...

This kind of threads make me like saplings. Even if they squeeb around and stuff.

Im sorry to hear saplings. You must really miss your Fauna and I feel so bad for all of you.

>>39467006
kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejyiAfQy3DI

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1606084511397122048

>>39469941
>mooms called her mommy
ADD ANOTHER ONE TO THE LIST

>>39467753
I have no mouth and I must squeeb

>>39470068
Mumei is ready for her super squeeb makeover.

>>39470215
beware sapling

>>39459710
That's some good Squeeeeeeeb

>>39467006
>>39468373
I wanna squeeb... W-wanna squeeb?

>>39470468
HEY, watch it!

>>39470599
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
https://youtu.be/oZZHpDQ2mVo

>>39450024
The fabase reflects the chuuba

>>39469941
I love these dorks..

>>39471426
Stop right there sapling! You got a permit for that squeeb?

>>39462564
>>39462607
h-hot
Who did this to you???
>>39465122
I like you too!
>>39466930
That sounds like a cute fanfic though anon
>>39467271
I can't photosynthesize, my leaves are gone..
>>39467343
Go on plz

Fauna is literally perfect except for the fact that she doesn't watch Seinfeld.

>>39474355
anon, fauna is perfect. She is literally the definition of perfect.

What games would you like to see Fauna try?
I'll start off with the worst take and say I wish she'd try more FPS stuff in general

>>39475381
you're right anon, that was the worst take

>>39475381
Well you're in luck because the bald man has been pushing Dark and Darker which is kind of an FPS

>>39475381
The Binding of Isaac

>>39475511
Anon... Do you know what the S in FPS stands for?
But I do agree, I could 100% see her playing it, and perms for indie games must be much easier to get

>>39475692
shooter
and you can shoot magic or arrows

>>39475381
I'd say Death Road to Canada would be fun to watch her play, especially with some of the special characters you can meet on your way to canada.
Plus she could be a meme lord with some of the events and characters in game.

>>39476765
She already played that.

>>39473192
Some saplings, driven to the brink of madness, have begun doing her favorite things in an effort to appease her and bring her back to us, as if she were a God. Her role as Keeper of Nature has continued for four billion years at this point in time, and yet the bleakness of our circumstances makes me think she may have permanently left the job and left us on our own. These saplings, desperately clinging to the idea that she still bears the crown of Mother Nature, have begun playing Getting Over It, drinking tea, or even attempting to enjoy Fauna's vegan lifestyle. Some have even searched her private belongings for her clothes, and dress like her to cope with her absence. As if things couldn't get any worse, some saplings have elected to perform sacrifices in Her name; these gruesome rituals take place at the top of the highest tree in the forest, the victims squeebing out as they are killed, under a hopeless notion that Fauna will her the deafening cries of a dying sapling. It's only a matter of time before the sacrifices become a constant practice, and cannibalism may very well be the only way for any sapling to survive. The elder, baby, and disabled saplings randomly disappear at night without a trace. Rumors have it that they are murdered to cull the population so that our food rations last longer. When.. or if.. Fauna comes back, the sight of mass graves and our sacrifice altar will bring her fury to a level that hasn't been seen since the Dinosaurs died out. May she have mercy on our souls.

>>39476849
Well fuck. Excuse me while I go watch her play that.

>>39459710
I would let any woman that looks like this ruin my life without question.

Saplings can you bring Kronii back? I offer this as trade

>>39475381
I'd enjoy watching Rain World be played. I've been trying to get Mumei to play it but she isn't biting.
I couldn't catch it live but I'd definitely watch that VOD. It's a cute game.
(Yes hurr durr imf "false flagger", I just like the sapling character okay?)

>>39477356
We can't bring /our/ Kirin back, what makes you think we could bring your Warden back?

>>39477356
I brought Fauna back by staying awake for 72 hours straight, and then passing out and dreaming about Fauna coming back with a tweet, and then waking up to see that Fauna actually had a tweet announcing her comeback. You can try that.

>>39477356
I don't like Kronii, so no
It's better this way

https://youtu.be/bbJqGGRQ32k

Don't think anyone's shared it here yet but here's the cover she was in. Song is rather cute and the visuals are decent, but just like in gaming collabs her voice is drowned out in singing collabs.

>>39480516
It's very cute
What's the name for this grouping?

>>39482686
DON? NOD? CND? DNC? KOD? DOK? Fa' Mo' 'Mei kinda sounds like a Britbong saying "For Mommy"

>>39477531
Sapling magic?
>>39477917
I’ll do it
>>39478451
I’m gonna kiss you

http://poal.me/1av6co
Very important poll. Please vote.

>>39484387
Anti-squeebers should be subject to poll tax

>>39484387
you filthy squeebers better be ready to face retribution once mommy comes back

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1606165472646266880
Wdsmbt..

>>39486323
she sees it a little bit

>>39486323

>>39417220
When will Fauna sell squeeb onaholes?

>>39489455
Wouldn't that just be a sapling?

>>39465122
There are a lot of Saplings to like.

Unsqueeb my heart

>>39492635
say you squeeb me again

Mind me squeebing with you all?

>>39496699
Sure, fans on my sexy retarded adoptive daughter are always welcome

>>39496699
Ok, just please don't moom while you squeeb

I genuinely wonder if she would find sapling shitposting funny or weird, her personality eludes me

>>39497528
>funny or weird
yes

>>39475381
I'd love to see Fauna play Morrowind
OpenMW of course.

>>39497634
can't that be problematic for future Bethesda perms ?

I want to see Fauna play Kenshi. Kenshi, is got it all.

So what are we thinking, schedule today with a return stream on Christmas Eve?

fauna /ss/ when? i want her to talk about pampering my little peepee

>>39501726

>>39501804
ah, yes, reminds me of my circumcision

>>39434777
and a smaller one for /vt/

>>39501726
Uuuu my stem is full of sap

>>39501726
did she even show any signs of being into shotas

>>39501804
w-what are those scissors for fauna…

>>39507741
No. The only ones that have said something about liking shotas from EN are Mori and IRyS

So is Fauna coming back today or tomorrow?

>>39513467
Tomorrow, schedule shortly

>>39514140
THATS TOO LONG

>>39514191
Oh I'll show you something that's too long

>>39514290
Uhh… what are you talking about?

>>39514526
I don't know I've painted myself into a corner because I'm at best only ever so slightly larger than the average..

>>39462564
>>39462607
Risuner gently cleaning the sapling mouth after he gargles a huge load of cum when?

>>39514526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtVkPKx3RA

>>39515390
order up

>>39515884
I don't like that I find these hot

>>39516729
i moreso appreciate the soulfulness of anon’s drawings rather than their content

>>39417220
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN THE FOREST

>>39517415
Nooo! The forest is important! Think of all the innocents that would be displaced!

>>39477243
COOL IT she played on 2 streams
>>39486323
good non numberfagging kirin

>>39517415
Fires have begun to ravage the FauForest as ferociously as the passion for Fauna in our little sapling hearts. Due to our ongoing rationing of water we are instead relying on urine to douse the flames. Indeed it helps to temper the flames, but there's only so much urine we can use. Without Fauna, the faith in Saplings' ability to govern themselves has been extinguished. We tried forming Fire Brigades but they quickly vanished without a trace one night. Word is that someone, potentially a rogue sapling, is gearing up to attempt a coup in Fauna's absence. Has Fauna truly forsaken us? The elder saplings (who haven't disappeared yet, that is) have declared this to be Her divine punishment for our sins, and that we should repent while we still have the chance. Only time will tell if that coup ends up happening, and whether or not they will abolish Fauna worship under the pretense of a false deity. I myself am beginning to wither away in the cold Winter air, only warmed by the embers of burnt trees from the fires.

>>39517415

just 10k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMVJTLZOzQ

>>39515884
My dick...
One more pretty please? Risuner kissing a happy sapling on his forehead

Bros im not gonna make it.......

>>39519739
Just put on your favorite stream of hers and then pretend she's live.

>>39519169
I know the genre of the song isn't everyone's cup of tea but it's pretty strange that even fucking Astrogirl managed to hit 1M views before LMSH. I'm 99% sure Fauna is the only one in EN without at least one original song hitting 1M views so it's about damn time for the cute kirin to hit that milestone.

>>39519983
Get'em Faufau!
Look at her go!

>>39519448
a risuner is just risu right

>>39423220
Every squeeb delays her by 1 week.

>>39517252
thank you:)
have a sapling
whether it's pee semen or even just water is up to you

>>39520639
Yes.
Also
>Thought most of their initial encounters were rather violent, the sapling developed sort of an affection for the Risuner. Every thread, at every corner, he'd be there, lurking, scheming, plotting ways to get sapling bussy.
>The saplings feared the Risuner, and once he was banned, they missed him. Something was missing from their lives from that moment, and they realized they had fallen in love with him
>Foreplay and kinks are normal, with a fear tears and dirty talk between the two as if the Risuner was still forcing himself onto the frail and femenine saplings, but both knew there was consent, perhaps there always was, since saplings are built to be raped.
>Even after hours of rough sex, the Risuner still kisses his saplings with love to let them know he'll always feed them his seed to keep them healthy and happy
>This is how saplings developed stockholm syndrome

>>39520932
squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb squeeb

There, now she's not coming back until her birthday

>>39521011
Oh my GOD I can't believe anon just SQUEEBED like that.
Uuuuuuuuu

>>39521132
Squeeeb squeeeb me squeeeb squeeb

>>39417220
squeeb, meet cheeb

What did Fauna do last year for the holidays? I just remember there was a karaoke collab or something, but I almost didn't watch anything because I was busy making dinner on the 24th and 31st. (I don't remember the dates either)

>>39521091

>>39521132
Please tell me this has an uncensored version

>>39521849
She...she's fast!

>>39521132
looks uncomfortable

no
no matter how far we've come
I can't wait to see tomorrow
no matter how far we've come, I
I can't wait to see tomorrow (with youuuuuuuu)
with youuuuuuuuuuu

Squeeeeb the squeeb is real
squeeeeb squeeeb

>>39521132
Alright I'm gonna go for a quick break..

Merry Squeebmas Eve to all the EU saplings.

>>39522692
MERRY SQUEEBMAS EVE

>>39522692
merry squeeebmas eve

>>39521132
>>39522122

I've never posted this before, but just because it's Christmas, here's the uncensored version.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fo3e7n.jpg

>>39524710
still looks uncomfortable

>>39524710
you're a saint. I shall coom now

>>39524710
I've been waiting for this for months

>>39521591

>>39520991
Sapling threads produce the best OC
Also there isn't much sapling art, I always appreciate it when I see it

>>39524989
THERE WAS MORE?

>>39526573
When I was a young sapling we lived rural and my parents drove by cattle farms to get home and the cows would moo when our car drove by.
I cried because the cow moos scared me.
YouTube recommends me cow hoof trimming videos (why are there so many?) and we have Faufau going moomoo.
Imma cry. Imma do it.

>>39527484
>Imma cry. Imma do it.
Here, let me give you a napkin

>>39527833
*cries so hard it becomes a Touhou spell card*

Since I began watching Fauna regularly, "Uuuu" has become a common word in my vocabulary. Commonly replacing different versions of "oh" and "aww".

>>39533098
god I wish that were me

>>39524710
Holy shit based

Wait is Fauna really jewish? Dropped

Remember to not reply to grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

>>39524710
All I want for Christmas is a picture of Fauna breastfeeding a sapling...

>>39536528
I'm sure it's out there somewhere, some sapling was autistic enough to commission it

>>39536528
since you asked so nicely....have a present

>>39539793
Based

>>39539793
I swear drawfags are the best kind of people. Gooming to this as you read it.

>No schedule
She..she's abandoned us hasn't she...

>>39539793
Uwaaa MOMMY!!!

>>39539793
now draw it from the sapling POV

>>39545634
sapling pov

>>39546746
I hope you have the best Christmas of your life, there's so little art like this out there

>>39496699
dont squeeb if yu do