/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39513291
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

/ΜΑΝS/ budskap.
>1. Hvorfor ikke slå seg sammen med /stars/?
Man skal ikke overskygge diskusjonen om naboen.
>2. Vil dere at guttene skal jobbe sammen med Hololive?
Det har vi ingenting med.
>3. Vil dere at guttene skal jobbe sammen med Nijisanji?
Det har vi ingenting med.
>4. Så dere guttene sine nummere?
Det har vi ingenting med.
>5. Ser dere hva /catalogue/ sier?
Du skal ikke kaste bort tid på deres onde ord.
>6. Fiskerene sier stygge ting om brødrene våres!
Du skal ikke kaste bort tid på deres onde ord.
>7. Hei! Gjett hva jeg hørte fra Hololive/Nijisanji!
Dine ord hører ikke til i denne kirken.
>8. Dere burde splitte trå-
Det skal vi ikke.

why is he so

>>39513291
sauce: https://twitter.com/sigwrangler/status/1579907976294375424

>>39513216
he just needs to drink more like the karaoke where he said whore directly into the microphone :3

>>39513216
He tried to be seiso and not swear when he started out and we saw how long that lasted

No women allowed below this post.

i am not a woman
i do not dream of becoming a mother nor a loving wife to a loving dorky schizophrenic husband preferably vesper noir

>>39513391
Nice try bitch

Yeah... This content is not for me, he's all yours sisters. He fooled me with the thumbnail

sexy ves

>>39513314
AMEN
>>39513342
Vi takker deg, Herre

that little puppy?
me

>>39513340
put some glasses on and lick the microphone you WHORE

dababy haha

what a hero...

What are the stories about? My membership is only Tier 1...

jesus this is depressing but knowing me i wouldn't have processed how depressing it was as a dumb fuck retarded kid
>>39513771
stop being poor?

he's perfect uuu

>>39513771
It's a story by Mark Twain.
women will never understand

fuck this is sad as fuck

this is a depressing ass story. poor thing.

>>39513771
A dog's tale
Is so fucking sad

i love modern medicine...

NO WHAT THE FUCK MAN

AIEEEEEE PUPPY

my heart...

MAN FUCK MARK TWAIN WHAT THE FUCK

man I can't masturbate to this...sexy voice but that story..

>>39514024
go read the Mysterious Stranger

>>39514024
I was a strong advocate against animal experimentation and wrote this for the Anti-Vivisection Society

>>39514057
oh shit they have it on the gutenberg nice
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/3186/3186-h/3186-h.htm

what was Altares LoL rank when he used to play?

>>39514095
He was*
I'm not Mark Twain

>>39514130
>I'm not Mark Twain

thanks for traumatizing me for christmas Vesper. Love you.

MAGMO WILL EAT WELL TONIGHT

Why is it called /MANS/? Actual question.

>>39514130
That sounds like something a MARK TWAIN would say! I'm on to you...

>>39514161
Magni
Axel
(vesper) Noir
(Axel) Syrios

>>39514130
And Vesper isn't Herman Melville, sure.

>>39514161
we is mans

crazy uncle lore drop

>>39514161
read the first greentext in the OP

>>39514184
Altare...

>>39514184

>>39514198
A thread BY men, FOR men

>>39514028
Yes you can if you try hard enough

4 dogs and 1 cat...

>>39514184
>Axel two times

>>39514216
>>39514218
>>39514256
What? I'm not missing anybody.

based nowa-oji's oji

>>39514161
the thread is about four mans {original OP was ESL)

cute nowa laughs..my heart..

this dudes uncle is something else

another story !! he loves us ToT

>>39514130
I love you Mr Clemens

>>39513771
he's reading mark twain
sister's are coping that they are gonna get sussy shit from now KEK

>telling the story of Axel

this story sounds like someone is gonna say nigger at some point

I want Vesper to read some classic greentexts

>>39514609
....

>>39514152
no with those numbers KEK

I want to marry him so bad...

>>39514636
何言ってんじゃん

animal abuse...

Vesper and his animal abuse stories... kowai...

>>39514636

he's so dorky I want to violently hit him with love

>>39514827
colored version

HE LOVES US

>>39514938
ty fellow fujo

>streaming from a love motel
WHORE

he wants to get a motel room to stream while he's gone ToT

>the cops are coming for him

the whore police was after him, thats why he had to leave so suddenly

>>39514938
I don't understand this. Why would you want to fuck child Magni when sexy adult magni is right there?

>>39514938
I can't imagine this dude as rapeable femboy

IN 4 HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XawPsPb2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XawPsPb2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XawPsPb2I

>>39515019
Court mandated chastity belt

does anyone have altnowa art/fanfics I need to feed my fantasies

>>39515114
at this point i just read fanfics including my fetishes and replace the names with Altare and Vesper. Not enough people making altnowa content out there for how popular it is /here/...

>>39515067
WE'RE RICH

>>39515114
the artist that made picrel >>39515147 drew this recently

>>39515147
yeah. grandso is the only artist i know that makes a lot of altnowa.

I love how the prechat for DRG is just people doing the "Rock and Stone" thing. Just like it was meant to be. This stream is going to be hype.

>>39513291
gura deflection thread

>>39515262
I’ll never understand this picture. Is he on the laptop and then goes to sleep? Or is he asleep and wakes up and immediately gets on his laptop

>>39515357
Magmo deflection post

>>39515067
man i need to play some DRG with yuletide going on but i'm too addicted to FFXI

>>39515226
i love their artstyle...

>>39515375
the latter

>>39515459
love how this artist draws altare in particular, honestly.

>>39515067
Agreement to all spam "ROCK AND STONE" whenever the boys say it, say aye

>>39515539
creepycute leader...

>>39515357

>>39515560
aye

>>39515178
>>39515560
>>39515067
MUSHROOM

>>39515713
THERE IS GOO IN THAT SACK

>>39515027
i want to fuck both

>>39515861
i want to fuck you

>list of the misfortunes and failed projects from the hero and leader of the Tempus guild, Regis Altare

>>39514161
Altare knew in July that he was going to name the podcast /mana/, so this gives him plausible deniability.

>Skipped watching the membership stream because I have no membership
>now suddenly realize I was gifted one earlier this week
GOD DAMNIT

>>39516017
ARMBAR

Imagine Vesper reading "I have no mouth and I must scream" while getting increasingly unhinged as the narration goes on.

Everyday I wake up

>>39516808
kek should recommend it to him

>>39515067
This thumbnail is what I have been waiting for when the EN auditions were announced :')

https://twitter.com/QamaSyahmi/status/1606345543730479104

>>39516996
i'll take him to my place and feed him all the eggs

>>39516996
When's the Axel and RPR offcollab?
When's the Axel and JP senpais offcollab?
When's the Axel and his future ex offcollab?

>>39516996
is rpr going to japan at the same time as vesper?

Magni > Axel > Nowa > Regis
Based on my chances of beating them in a fight

>>39517276
I know we make fun of magni a lot but that dumpy can clap back.

>>39516996
kek

>>39517276
I would swap Nowa and Axel. Nowa might be a fit man but hes also an old man, I don't think he'd have the durability to match someone like Axel.

>>39517372
old men strenght will be the end of you

>>39517451
I'm 100% certain I can take Nowa in a fight.

THE IDEA THAT AXEL IS FUCKING MANECHAN OFFSTEAM IS LIVING RENT FERE IN MY HEAD AND I KEEP IMAGENING MYSELF BEING IN HER PLACE TTTTTTDSLKSUTTODKU
IS this how it feels to be a cuck...??

>>39517499
yes

>>39517499
That's not being a cuck, that's being a yumejo

>>39517476
I think you're severely underestimating old man Nowa over here. Have you never heard of the case of old man strength before? You'll get your shit rocked out of nowhere.

>>39517476
Possible, but lucky hits are a thing and if we can believe Nowa, he had some fights before, which is probably hard to say about the other 3.
Mo martial arts does not count.

>>39517476
Nowa frequently bikes, hikes and loves the outdoors. He could smoke the average /vt/ user (not that its an achievement)

>>39517276
Are we talking armed or unarmed?

>>39517499
lol femcel

>>39517130
I would read this manga

>>39517533
being a yume is one thing but self inserting is a whole different beast

Nowa -> Khorne
Magni -> Nurgle
Axel -> Slaanesh
Altare -> Tzeentch just believe and see

I can proudly state that I'm more flexible and have a longer endurance than the boys
something something sex joke here

>>39517804
Magni is definitely slaanesh

>>39517130
He's his hottest like this

are any of them into Warhammer

>>39518040
Vesper would be your best bet

>>39518040
Leader wanted to play Darktide, but I'm not sure if it's just because it's a new FPS with co-op or because he like the series. I know Vesper said he wasn't that interested in it.

>>39517804
>>39517878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un7TouHckTU#t=36m30

>>39518040
No, I don't think so

>>39518040
Magni is

>>39518040
Yes.
Warhammer is what Nowa nicknamed Altare's dick btw

>>39518300
did fartshart ever fix the game

>>39517804
Hello fellow warhams faggot. Definitely the most accurate in accordance to their personalities.

Now if they were Imperials:
Nowa-> Inquisitor
Magni -> Enginseer becomes a Warpsmith later
Axel -> Former Hive Ganger
Altare -> Younger Inquisitor, straight out of the Schola

>>39517804
What about GHR and Malal?

>>39518367
Depends on what problem you had with it. Some things yes, some no.

>>39518513
runs like hot dick
crashes every 5 seconds
then there's just the game itself with not a lot of different shit in it and some wonky balancing

>>39518466
Altare...

>>39518466
let’s be real here, axel would not be a good leader

>>39518466
He is the protagonist, after all

>>39518536
Thank you, I'll just stick to Mechanicus and Dawn of War then.

>>39518545
maybe not but it would be funny

I haven't kept up with all of Axel's latest streams but today he mentioned he's also doing an upcoming karaoke. When exactly is that? I didn't see any solid schedule from him.

>>39518356
Really?

Is warhammer a viable hobby when you cant afford gaming systems

I really hope that someone makes fanart of axel and manechan cooking for the handcam stream

>>39517499
Axel has yumes???

>>39518660
I think Christmas? He was asking what he should do for Christmas and everyone was like "Magni and Altare are both doing karaoke" so he was like "Maybe I should too?"

>>39518660
he briefly said sunday, which is his normal slot between altare and magni on saturday night

>>39518536
It'll always run like garbage, it's a Fatshark game. The crashes were heavily reduced, last I checked. Went from a few crashes per day to few if any. The gameplay is the same considering it was released only a few weeks ago.

>>39518698
If you wanna keep it at affordable, you could just use kill team rules which involve less models.

If you want to go up, you can buy someone's whole army off them from ebay or get a Start Collecting box. As far as I recall, the Start Collecting boxes were $80 usd a few years ago, could have gone up. Paints are an additional cost to keep track of. Determine what color scheme you want ahead of time and look up some painting tutorials so you don't buy every single $3 thimble sized paint and never use them.

Basic rules are free on GW's site, codexes will run you $40ish usd (or nothing if you pirate).

>>39518698
Lol no. You'll spend as much on an army and peripherals as a cheap gaming pc. And it's plastic crack, so you'll never stop.

Source: I have over a grand in unpainted plastic just sitting around.

>>39518698
pirate everything

>>39518675
He's mentioned it a couple of times but I don't know to what extent he is.

>>39518641
like those cartoon episodes where people switch roles and its utter chaos

>>39519022
That said, War Cry, Underworlds, and Kill Team are cheaper options. I still think you'll spend less in the long run if you get a PC and play cheap/free games.

>>39518774
Yeah, me

>>39519080
Nah, I have a feeling if someone else were the leader from the start instead of fun nothing would happen. Like, the leader role wouldn't even matter, kinda like Council (last I saw them). They'd just go "isn't it better to just let people do whatever they want?" and the role would just be for kayfabe.
Altare is probably the only talent in Holo who takes his given role seriously and acts like it. Maybe his autism.

>>39518698
No, it's way more expensive and time consuming. If your too poor for video games, I recommend D&D.

>>39518774
I like how we went from being baffled that Magni has yumes to Axel

Did you hear Rio's cover of ERROR again today? she is so good

>>39518698
Warhammer is a garbage hobby now, anyways. Minis are shitty and uninspired, besides rare limited box, and all of them are overprised, rules are shit, side systems (Kill Team, Necromunda) are garbage and/or abandonware. If you like the setting, just play vidya, there is plenty of old games that are decent.

>>39519676
I don't know why anyone was baffled that magni has yumes, he literally baited them at debut and hasn't done that much to filter them.

>>39519548
>Altare is probably the only talent in Holo who takes his given role seriously and acts like it. Maybe his autism.

Helps that he genuinely has leadership qualities irl and his genmates treat him like the leader, especially Vesper with how he treats him with so much respect.

>>39519744
>she
open up.

>>39519548
>maybe his autism
the way you delivered this made me laugh , but yeah agreed

>>39519676
what's the difference between being a magyume and wanting to ride his dick so hard that his back breaks again

>>39519799
oh right, sorry sorry. But you can't negate rio's onee-san energy

>>39519548
I find Altare actually taking his role as Leader seriously to be so incredibly endearing even though it amounts to chuuni roleplay, basically. It couldn’t be anyone else, I believe this as a fact now.

>>39518466
Aieee you're exposing the business, brother

>>39519840
Yumes, as the name implies, dream about being with their oshi to the point that they'll self-insert in any male or female who's close to them (that includes girlfriends), and that's it, that's all they do, they're harmless and really horny.

>>39518466
if I do the search myself it said Axel is the chief of human resources so...

>>39520025
>they'll self-insert in any male or female who's close to them
This definitely isn't why they are called yumes and it isn't universally true. A yumejoshi/yumedan just means you are a self shipper, regardless of what type of media it is.

>>39519676
Why?
Axel is a /fit/ himbo IRL, and a nice guy.

>>39520167
No one is surprised that he gets girls irl, but all he talks about during streams is hot girls so I also thought that would turn off yumes.

>>39520167
he doesn't shut up about other girls. is hornee on main (twt).

>>39520276
Chads are horny on main, virgins create an alt porn account.

I wish i was axel’s girlfriend so he could fuck me at least 8 times a day to calm his dingo lust

>>39520248
Axel is too stupid to have different online and IRL personas.

>>39520342
that's true
t. virgin

>>39519885
Yeah, it absolutely couldn't be any of the others. Vesper is too weak-willed, Magni is too menhera and Axel is too chaotic. Altare is the only one who is consistently enthusiastic, considerate and organized enough to keep everyone on the right track.

Make your bets: will Axel wake in time?

>>39520342
Chads are horny towards their wives.
Horny on the internet is peak virgin behaviour.
Look at the guild's only confirmed non-virgin.

>>39520584
nope, they're gonna sub in Calli using Axel's model

>>39520248
>>39520276
Girls dont care about this talk nor body count nearly as much as you guys think nya

>>39521002
it depends some don't, but alot do.

I love my fetishistic Oji-san!

>>39521002
if you look at tempura on twitter, many do
i don't really care about it
t. altyumefujo

>>39521141
It's kind of interesting that Vesper brought this up on the same day that Altare imagined himself as a goose devouring a living fish and RPed it talking from inside his stomach...

>>39521273
You could assume that this is coincidence, but I think the more logical way to view this incidend is the fact that they are

>>39521002
Oh they absolutely do, don't even pretend they don't lol

>>39521273
THEY ARE sick vore freaks oh god why

Axel is awake!

>>39520605
*Ame

>>39520373
Wasn't he the last person in Tempus to get his PL revealed? He was smart enough to delete all his shit quickly

>>39521757
>PL

>>39521757
he was a nobody lmao

>>39521757
Axel's old channel is still up, so I don't know what you're talking about. He was hard to find because he had like 1K subscribers.

>>39521687
That leaves Altare...well, I remember him saying "I want to roast you alive and eat you" the other day, so maybe Tempus is a vore guild

>>39521757
vesper is the only person whose skin we haven't seen

>>39521889
If Vesper doesn't want to get eaten alive by Altare, I volunteer

>>39521931
Oh I can see the skin...

axel probably would have taken months to be discovered if it wasnt for his one obsessed fan

Yeah, I’d let Altare roast me alive and then butcher and devour my body.

if I were to write a Vesper vore fic, should it be him being swallowed or (You) being swallowed by him?

Fucking reddit in a pre-chat.

>>39521980
I don't remember writing this

>>39522048
WHORE <3

>>39522044
>t. knife ear

Man, the Christmas art of Magni is all so damn slutty. Where's my slutty Christmas Altare or Axel?

>>39520605
No, leader read the comments and decided he'd never do that again because he appreciates altventurers.

>>39522074
You fucking what, you leaf fondler? I'm not talking about spamming game phrases, that's harmless. It's just that someone posted the stream on the DRG subreddit, I believe, and not they are in the waiting room. Nothing bad, just.... ew.

>>39521999
(You) please ToT

>>39522048
sexo

>>39522096
you are more likely to get alice but not really altare

>>39522278
I know, and it's such a waste. :(

>>39522278
yup axel already got horny over this alice art
https://twitter.com/RyururuArt/status/1606113164734902272?s=20&t=rO5fHYozFXW8Bp94o0eMVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N88MUdWxyQ
WAITING ROOM THEME

YOU ALL BETTER BE BLASTING THIS ON REPEAT, UNTIL LEADER SHOWS UP

How does Altare have the most subs yet gets the least views

Here we go

>>39522096
>Man, the Christmas art of Magni is all so damn slutty

>Where's my slutty Christmas Altare or Axel?
picrel

ROCK AND STONE

>>39522310
HEAVE HO

FOR ROCK AND STONE

>>39522479
Wtf isreal

>>39522535
So... Gura is on a break because she contracted Rockpox?

Good job Axel

KINO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/1-XawPsPb2I?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/1-XawPsPb2I?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/1-XawPsPb2I?feature=share

LEADER ON THE TELLY

BOYS ON THE TELLY

ROCK AND STONE

TEMPUS ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XawPsPb2I

i cant believe the skinwalker is here AGAIN.

ROCK AND STONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARFS

>>39522623
She's/HERE/??? Damn that's crazy

COCK AND BALLS

I missed this.

YOU BOYS BETTER BE BETTER MINERS THAN YOU ARE SHITPOSTERS

REMEMBER TO THANK ALTARE FOR FIGHTING FOR THESE PERMS
IT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED WITHOUT HIS DEDICATION

So which group of JP stars will play deep rock next? They are pretty quick to act on perms from my experience so they'll definitely play deep rock

ROCK AND STONE

sad this is a one-off

ROCK AND STONE

YUME GA SAMETA i want to creampie altare YORU GA AKERU MADE

ROCK... AND STONE

ROCK AND STONE

COCK AND STONE

COCK AND STONE

>>39513291
What kinda weird kid would watch LOTR and self insert as the fucking ring wraiths of all things?

ROCK AND STONE

COCK AND BONE

Veaper Noirbeard

Why is Vesper's mic always fucked up

vesper's mic is kinda ..

These guys are just too much fun together

I hope this starts a Deep Rock Galactic arc

>>39522755
>>39522757
streaming from one of his many prepper bunkers

gday Axel!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I

Oh good lord this is going to be a kino train wreck

>Magni is the war crimes class
Perfecto

>>39522681
Dunno, ask /stars/ about it

>skipped the tutorial
uh how will this affect the gameplay?

>skipped the tutorial
>hard mode
great start

>no one of us has played this before right?
Altare lying again...

AXEL NO, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON

Kino

KEK

>Mag is driller
>Leader is scunt
this should be good

JESUS CHRIST ALTARE

boy screams....mmmm

>>39522882
>>39522865
>>39522863
what'd I miss

>>39522876
>scunt
I'm stealing that one

>haz4 with no tutorial
lol
lmao

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

>california magmo
>disney magmo
Ojamas
Even in the bits, they bond.

>Going for Hazard 4 straight away
Oh god

Jobbers Guild...

>>39522928
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

>>39518698
Play it on ttsimulator or exclusively play the ttrpgs where you can just pirate the PDFs and play with friends or people on /tg/ or roll20.
This is the best way to experience 40k, also watch emperor te t to speech

>>39522922
>>39522936
How fast do you guys think they'll die?

>what's beneath extreme
>baby
you're going to eat your words, altare

Vesper always dies first...

VESPERCAM

>>39522968
kek

yab...

>>39522919
Take it my friend, it's yours
>>39522928
ROCK
AND
STONE

MULTI POV

VES CAM

>>39522968
dies to the first swarm

>personal cams

THIS IS HIGH PRODUCTION

So these are the guys that lose their packs across hoxxes.

>>39522968
first swarm

how does altaire know all this shit if he's never played. he's terrible at lying

Altare showing Vesper's cam... Altare you know he has opsec autism...

Do it Axel use your c-word perms

altare has the multiple povs on quick dial after the set-up for the soul link nice

>>39523030
He's the only one that did the tutorial

The picture-in-picture tech could be kino or it could cause the leak of sensitive information. These are the only potential outcomes.

>>39523030
He probably watched a YouTube guide like a true zoomer.

>>39523034
nigga do you think he didn’t ask before confirming that he can do that? ALTARE?

>Boys are rock and stoning
>I was about to rock and stone

>>39523030
He did the tutorial, tourist.

>Altare saying they can only break dirt
oh they're absolutely going to die

AXEL STOP WASTING AMMO TRYING TO SHOOT DIRT, AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39523121
Kneel

>>39523121
stop reading the thread

>>39523098
He didn't though, tourist.

>>39523121
apologize

>>39523121
Ur2slo

>>39523143
He literally said "If you see this brown dirt then you can dig through it" even if they realized the mistake.

please.... stop wasting your flare gun....

>>39523087
Thank god if he did. At least 1 person should know what they are trying to do, fumbling to start the game would have been annoying.

AIEEEEEE

>Axel getting ruined by a menace
>Meteor shower
They should have had a full meteor

AIIEEEEEEEEE

the friendly fire is making this so much better

>>39523222
friendly fire is barely a thing in the game though, even on haz4 it's not that much unless you have people intentionally trying to kill the others

That is a really good movie though.

>>39523149
:^)

Here it comes, they're about to start running out of ammo.

This is exactly what I expected and I love this, kek

>You guys actually thought Altare wouldn’t play the tutorial when he knows the other boys won’t

>Axel found out gunner minigun can mine minerals
Already better than 90% of Haz 4-5 players, how does he do it?

ToT cute boys....

missed the first 15min, anything good?

AXEL YOU TEAM KILLING FUCK

>>39523239
axel is right there kek

Axel you dumbass...

KEK

MAGNI IS THE LAST ONE ALIVE
AS USUAL

>>39523272
I've played for 111 hours and didn't know that gunner only has like, 5 hours maybe

Axel being an annoying little fuck as per usual…

>>39523333
Every weapon can do this, but minigun does it best

>I'm from Northern and I say kill 'em all!

>>39523272
Gunner is great at Escort Mission because of this

This game looks like a lot of fun.

>>39523348
Donmai~~

>>39523272
Tbh its very ammo inefficient
I prefer the autocannon

>>39523381
it is a lot of fun

>>39523348
UOOHHHHH

>altare has a love heart underwear
?

>>39523364
*Northern Elysium
am retarded

correct me if I'm wrong but the game doesn't scale with player level right? The difficulty is stagnant if you are level 1 or level 25

So did he do the tutorial or not

max int btw

>>39523409
yea
hazard is the only difficulty change

>>39523381
It's insanely fun.

>>39523353
>every weapon can do this
wat

>>39523403
They obviously had discord webcam sex

>>39523409
scales only with haz lvl and player count

Axel if you don't stop team killing...

>MAN IN CAVE

Isnt Magni the most fucked damage wise? Ive read that the flamethrower is a meme of a weapon

The podcast is alive

the podcast is coming any day now guys

since they're on 1 complex 1 danger and normal morkite you think they can make it now?

>>39523517
good video

Podcast is real

Axel is shaming cave victims…

>>39523544
they all suck with no upgrades
flamethrower is ok without overclocks and is the best with it

>>39523517
Yeah, I'm never fucking with caves after seeing that.

>>39523543
>>39523559
The podcast ain't real

USE YOUR GRAPLING HOOK

>>39523395
True but like, sometimes I see low UP gunners jsut staring at Sugar or something not understanding when I say just to shoot it

YOGSCAST NOSTALGIA LETS GOOOOOO
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

>Even brand new players immediately see red and focus on killing the elf
lol

Someone should tell them about the platform gun

>Altare is the first one to do the diggy diggy thing
You've exceeded my expectations...blue zoomer...

R6 Extraction would also be a hilarious game when only 3 of them are available to play, Holopro already has the perms.

>>39523544
I don't use it very often but I think it has some really good overclocks. I just prefer the cryo cannon.

>>39523620
my childhood...

Wait, someone is still in his hospital robe LOL

>IT'S AN ELF!
>KILL HIM!

>>39523620
>>39523645
mild shame they fell off but I haven't watched them in like, 11-12 years

>>39523620
That metal version of diggy diggy hole is genuinely amazing. I need someone in Tempus to cover it.

Ey, they are doing pretty good?

>>39523661
Flare...

>>39523690
they're doing the easiest mission on normal difficulty

>>39523633
>he doesn’t know that altare mentions the yogscast all the time and loves classic lets players

Are all maps that tight? Seems like friendly fire is a big problem

>>39523690
A lot better than when they were on Haz4

>>39523683
yea, been about 5 for me

Positive: new viewers
Negative: reddit

>>39523661
Based

>>39523714
>>39523734
Ah, right, I forgot that they toned down the difficulty.

>>39523736
there's like 8 regions or something and there's 1-3 danger and 1-3 cave complexity
this is pretty small

>>39523736
The map is destructible, Anon.
I've made room for teammates, by just blasting and drilling with Driller, plenty of times.

>>39523745
Due to lazy women in these threads, we lack good Tempus soundposts about Reddit.

I wonder if someone will get killed by the pod

>>39523736
The map is your canvas, do with it what you wish. If you need more room you can make it.

>>39523787
Make one yourself then if you're man enough

>>39523661
as anyone should
damn pointy eared bastards...

Altare...

>GURENEDO GURENEDO GURENEDO
Axel...

>>39523745
That's nice, I'm always happy when new people find out about them tbtbh.

>>39523736
Randomly generated. Each biome has different generation presets. Some areas of some levels will be insanely large and open.

>>39523813
I can't watch every stream to catalogue soundposts materials, we're still missing about 500 of them from the NGO axel streams

>>39523825

>>39523787
They aren't lazy. They are just busy with their homoerotic fantasies with Tempus

>Everyone just use your grappling hook
Kek

>>39523661
Lamy...

>>39523850
this but unironically

>>39523850
Damn bratty bitches...not funneling their horniness into OC..!

>>39523851
LEADEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!

>>39523897
we're doing our best, it's a busy time of year anon ;-;

>>39523745
Kek https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/ztobaf/lock_n_load_roughnecks_a_swarm_of_greenbeard/

Is Vesper playing as an orc?

>>39523661
Aki...

>>39523851
>Engineer with a grappling hook
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>39523941
He'd be unstoppable...

>>39523941
>Driller with a grapplehook
>Drive by C4

Can someone give me a quick rundown on class differences? So far I understood engineer is just tf2 engi and scout is the guy who lights stuff?

>>39523941
grappling is the only good thing baout scout i'd literally never play anything but driller if it had that too