/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura's tail is not that strong it is 100% fat no muscle

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>39363795
You seem intimidated

>>39363844
Gura's tail is squishy and huggable not muscley and uncomfortable

>>39363767
She is back!!! check members!!

>>39364028
how about you check my member

gura!

>>39364028
>see notification
>check
>random youtube suggestion
every time

>>39363767
I want Gura to fuck me in the ass with her tail... Does that count as gay?

what if gura got really mad and just deleted all her videos?

>>39364295
So gay it wrap around to being extremely straight again

Sex with a fembud.

I will never stop loving Gura!

I love gura more than anyone here!

>>39364611
Except me tho

Gura cute Gura cute!

I miss Gura...

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

feet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9GX89HQr4HI

>>39364313
>what if gura got really mad and just deleted all her videos?
Wouldn't be the first time

I shot Gura...

>>39364907
thanks. camera needs to be closer though. also 3dpd

You alright?

>>39365548
yeah

>>39365548
Yeah I'm having fun.

>>39364907
Soon Gura will do a footcam stream.

Chumbie nyo~

>>39365548
My left eye isn't focusing right anymore

>>39365548
I miss her a lot but I've been able to spend quite a bit of time with my friends lately with the lack of streams. God I hope she feels batter and comes back soon

>>39364028
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>39366089
>feels batter
Yeah, mine.
But seriously same.

>>39366089
Yeah, she'll feel my baby batter But in all seriousness, I really hope she feels better too. I can't help but worry it must be something pretty serious for her to acting the way she is. I feel like there must be other stuff going on as well, like whatever the life stuff she mentioned a while ago is.

>>39365548
nyo

>>39366303
>>39366325
Sometimes I think about how much of a brat she is and type too fast. FEEL BETTER GURA

must post sad shark

>>39366529
why she sad?

>>39366750
doctor said she has ligma

Here's my prediction of the future, feel free to grudgepost me:
>Gura will come back from her extended sick leave + holiday break
>People will yell antis btfo and apologize over any crumbs they get
>Her sick excuse will be something minor but anons will assume that it was way more severe and took longer to recover from than it actually did
>We will go back to MWF for a while, maybe for a month and one week

>>39365796
Chumbie nyes~

My pet bunny

>>39366829
whats ligma???

>>39366893
The third one is pretty much a free space, doesn't count. Between hurricane hort and japan coping twice, it doesn't count.

>>39367250

>>39365548
I'm not medicated and I can only hope Gura isn't either

>>39364988

soon™

>>39366150
Move on

>>39368025
At least try to hide your faggotry.

>>39367703
Soon in gura time is 2 weeks. Similar to how she thinks communication is one members post a month

Let's rock carefully!

Wait so let me get this straight, Gura dissapears 3 times in total, makes 6 streams which 3 are comebacks, dissapears another week, makes a twitter about how she will explain ''health isssues'' and then dissapears another week. Am i missing anything?

>>39368646
yeah, missing your spelling lessons

>>39368646
a brain

>>39368185
anonchama, thats gabby...

>>39368646
Missing your English reps

>>39368646
her next stream will make four comeback streams out of seven

>>39368697
Are you implying that Gabby isn't cute?

I want to double dip Gura and Gabby's assholes. One and then the other, back and forth.

>>39368781
I've hear this previously, something to do with changing management from holoEN to holoJP, i hope its truth.

>>39368819
I miss her VR streams

>>39368978
Shark dreams

>>39368874
Is anyone here real? I feel this place is plagued with bots.

>>39369086
I miss her streams

>>39368978
Oyasame

>>39368978
Sleep tight bud

>>39368978

>>39368874
This but Gawr fucking my asshole while I fucking Gura's

>>39369086
https://youtu.be/_OLDwgbgt_Y

>>39368790
sir this is Gura general, not gabby general...

All my female shrimp are pregnant again. Good job chumbies.

I hope she's enjoying the holidays and not too stressed out.

S O O N
O
O
N

We aren't getting a present wrapping stream, are we?

>>39369649
we arent getting any stream bud

>>39369649
Why are you thin?

>>39369649
last thing you're getting this year was the advent calendar message

>>39369649
It is the one and only thing I need to make it through this miserable month. No.

WHERE IS SHEEEEE AAAAAAHHHH

>>39369895
Gura stopped feeding me. It's getting cold and dirty in the jar...

I wish for Gura and my fellow chumbies to have a good day

>>39369942
Replying to myself with false hope, but despite my own no, I hope so. She needs to wrap presents one way or another, she mentioned doing the stream, she has to know how much we wanna see her. If nothing else, this one thing could save Christmas for some of us. Don't even acknowledge the health issues or how badly messed up everything has gotten, just come chat with us for a little while you wrap gifts.

Gura is having a good rest!

>>39369649
She has a tendency to promise streams and then take back those promises, and her solution to that problem is to try to stop making promises rather than simply do the relatively simple streams she promised.

>>39369228
this but gawr and gura double teaming me on both ends

please eat more chumbies

this entire year sucked asshole besides the high of holofes

Surely 2023 will be better

>>39370445
it will be worse at this rate for sure

>>39370383
I'm chumbies and I wish to be eaten (by Gura)

Just passing b to say that jannies are retarded and their incompetence is a part of why this board is a shithole.
Mods, get better jannies.

Feel better Gura.

Will I find any needed hope in /here/ or should I just turn right around and go back to trying to ignore all of this shit?

I was rewatching the Rhythm Sprout stream and it was so painful hearing how excited she was talking about potential RP streams and how she wanted to talk about them more in a members stream that week.
Was she lying? Did she act excited just to sell the idea? She hasn't done a members stream in over 40 days at this point, she's only posting things to twitter instead of using community posts, why won't she at least say something to members?

>>39370547
Go, none of us are doing any better. Check back in the morning for news and then leave again if there's nothing.

>>39370547
ye

>>39370553
Gura likes to state ideas she will never do
shes not lying but she knew they would never happen

oyasame...

>>39370330
Gotta keep reminding her of those promises and how simple they are to do.

>promise

>>39370718
Man, this image has a big tendency to make me tear up as of late...

>>39370547
>Post cunny every 30 mins
>Ignore any posts that's more than 50 words or without a Gura pic
A comfy thread for you

>>39370746
Nah, it never works. She will usually agree to do them again but still not do them.

>>39370872
Suggestions work sometimes, especially if you pitch it well to her.

>>39370985
The problem is even when she seems interested in doing something she'll still end up not doing it. Like the 3dio was brought up months ago and she seemed like she was seriously considering doing a stream with it, but hasn't mentioned it again once since. She never even posted the cookie pictures that she mentioned several times.

>>39370985
I really can't think of a suggestion that worked. She acts as if she agreed to the suggestion, but then it never happens.

and now I'm weeping again. fuck i don't care what you faggots think of me, i'm just so worried about her and miss her more than anything. god I need to know she's ok. just give me that. i cannot do this anymore.

>>39371248
I pray for her everyday chumbie. She has family that loves her, I'm sure shes doing okay.

>>39371248
You gotta pull yourself together, man. Things are going to be fine.

>>39371106
Yeah when she does this so often it's really hard for me to get excited for any furure content she plans, 9 out of 10 times she just sets you up for a disapointment by simply not delivering.

>>39371248
If this was something serious she would likely already have told us as in a tough situation where she wouldn't be able to stream for a long (and I mean long long) time she would inevitably communicate just to take the pressure off her shoulders and move on with what she can do. Don't stress too much about it, think about what you'll say when she comes back or the fun you'll have in the future, for now appreciate the past and the memories you've built
(I don't give that much of a shit, none of what I said really means anything to me, maybe It'll make sense to you)

>>39371106
I think this year you have to consider whatever is happening with her in the background just limits her content output in general and she also ends up forgetting a lot of the things she talks about. (There could also be a lack in motivation)
>>39371177
I remember SCs suggesting her certain games with people saying why she might like it and she ended up streaming them. Pitching your ideas and reassuring her its a good idea can help. (With ASMR you can also assure her that there's nothing weird about it and that other Holos are casual about it)

>>39371412
I don't know how. I just don't.
I have no one and nowhere else that'll actually understand to confide this stupid shit to except for here, but all I see most of the time just crushes me further.

>>39371407
>>39371495
Thank you guys, btw. It really does help.

>>39371626
Reuploaded member ASMR is STILL up and is now at 1.2 million views btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faWczqki470

Gura still isn't playing mario kart online..

Here you go. A busted Chumbud. You did it. Are you satisfied?

>>39371495
>If this was something serious she would likely already have told us
no she wouldnt have

>>39371786
reported for sexual content involving a minor
hope it ends up negatively affecting Gura's channel.

Worst case scenario: Graduation announcement
2nd Worst: Long hiatus announcement
3rd Worst: 3 streams and then week long breaks become the norm

>>39371626
She used to take song requests, game requests, and even did Oceanside after an ASMR request.
However, it's been a long time and as far as I can tell she has switched entirely to taking song/game/content suggestions from management.

>>39371248
stay strong chumbie

But at least she took the sing Santa Baby request.

>>39371991
If only it were that easy...

>>39371954
She will be back tomorrow, explain her situation thoroughly, and invite us to her bedroom for asmr kisses.

>>39371887
I expected this, I was going to include an explanation on my past reply but I didn't want to make it long.
If something serious happened with her regarding her health she would be obligated to communicate as you know that Hololive talents signs contracts and they must fulfill their requests, like Sana's case, she didn't beat around the bush, she explained the reason from the beginning, the same would be expected from Gura if anything serious happened with her (I'm not saying this couldn't happen in the next months depending on what actually happened), the fact that we still don't know what's her status means that she's just waiting for the right time

>>39372213
>If something serious happened with her regarding her health she would be obligated to communicate
no she wouldnt
Gura is not a literal who like Sana, she can basically do what she wants. Cover didnt tell people she had Covid because she likely didnt tell them and she wont tell them about this either.

CHRISTMAS SOON!
DON'T LOSE HOPE CHUMBOS
SHE'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
BELIEVE IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

>>39372213
You think that the talent contracts include an obligation to disclose serious personal medical conditions not to just to Cover, but to the audience...?

>>39372274
I like your optimismbud

>>39372213
i know your heart is in the right place but you are retarded if you believe this
im sorry chumbro

Gura will be back on Christmas and streaming with her handcam making a logcake.

>>39371960
Faith was suggested to her, Callisto Protocol was also technically suggested to her.

>>39372386
I guess I missed the suggestions, seems like people were surprised to see those games.

>>39372308
If she can't fulfill her contract, then she has to at least say that she can't, she doesn't have to give a reason but she would have to say that she can't (which didn't happen)
>>39372262
Alright, there is nothing I can say to you, you probably don't even watch Hololive

It's always at fucking night, when I have nothing else to distract me from my thoughts as I'm trying to get to sleep.
And then I decide to come back here for whatever fucking reason.

>>39372386
If Gura actually dies IRL. Will holoen stream a funeral for her or just pretend she already graduated or never exists.

>>39372446
retard

>>39372446
retard

>>39372465
>>39372483
You sure showed him.

>>39372500
thanks but despite the new ip it wasnt me

Rest well gamers

I'm not even that deep into liking or defending Gura but people really are making a big deal out of this, she's probably fine, she understood that the lack of communication was bad and improved on it, hence why the tweets, so she'll probably explain everything better on a next opportunity that she sees as fit, it's very likely that she just can't stream and it isn't an easy thing to explain over Twitter, it wouldn't make sense for her to understand that it's bad and then forget it for no reason, just wait

>>39372758
yeah, but Gura hates us with a passion though

>>39372758
Gura knows she should do something but does not
that is all there is to this

>>39372758
I love her and wish her good health.

I love her more than anything! I hope we hear from her very soon..

>>39364028
I wonder what the Christmas card she gives to her swarthy boyfriend looks like?

>>39372758
You're alright, rationalchad.

>>39372850
Not as much as I do tho

>>39372758
The only reasonable thing Gura could do is give me infinite cunny access. T u T

GURA TODAY GURA TODAY GURA TODAY

>>39372942
I want to believe...

>>39372942
Doubters will be btfo, members soft talking/kissing zatsudan today.

>>39373054
Yeah right

>>39370872
Shouldn't someone encourage her to *stop* making promises? That's like the one thing you never do with such a large audience. If you know you can't go through with it, just don't promise anything. Just be blunt, and say things how they are.

>>39372942
Maybe if we chant GURA TODAY enough it'll happen.

>>39372758
Gura was at the world Cup. Now that it finally ended, Messi can finally go back to playing as a cunny shark.

>>39373100
I've rarely ever heard Gura say the word "promise". Strange how people sperg out over promises when she rarely does them...

songs that make me think of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbfJM7eMnBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRHPL9xFpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKfiH0Scao

>>39363888
Sharks are a tube of solid muscle. She could kill you with her tail

>>39373100
wdym, streamers do it all the time and then simply follow through, or explain why they dropped whatever it was and move on.

>>39373188
Gura is a chunky shark, all her fat goes to her tail.

Chumbuds what did you do? A porn spammer schizo decided to come bother us for the first time ever. Take him back please.

>>39373220
kill yourself teanigger

>>39373220
I dunno I've just been sad posting about missing my wife

>>39373220
all the doomposts drove the porn posters away lmao

>>39373220
idk you ask them
they are one of your people

>>39373082
I honestly believe Gura will give us a really long, romantic kiss and tell us she loves us today.

>>39373220
I haven't done anything except hornypost and play dorfs.

>>39372758
I feel as if she knows that if she tweets anything right now, even if it's just a like or a retweet, she'll get absolutely shat on. It'll fan the flames even more, and that's the last thing she wants. Sad situation, but it is what it is.

>>39373286
Each of us...in a row?

>>39373232
Don't call yourself a chumbud if you hate Gura's friends, leave you pathetic fuck

>>39373316
You type the exact same way still amesame spammer. Blow your brains out

>>39373305
No, she'll excitedly call us the merged gigashrimp.

>>39373337
The many different typing styles of the english language

>>39373275
Do you guys still get the gore posters or did that stop? I would rather have that than what's currently going on in our thread...

>>39373389
Doesn't even try to deny it rumao

>>39373421
*nom* My sex toy!

Imagine Gura last merchandise before she graduate is an onahole. Would you buy it for keepsake or stick a dick in it?

>>39373433
What is it? Which one of this check boxes did it check?
Capitalized I?
Usage of correct grammar?
Not typing in lowercase?
Not using periods and punctuation?
Describe to me this typing style

>>39373562
Still not denying it lul

>>39373550
What kind of chumbie wouldn't do both?

I'd love to tease gura, but I got a feeling she's gonna bite

>>39373749
Ok but where's the downside?

>>39373824
rabies

>>39372758
>she understood that the lack of communication was bad and improved on it, hence why the tweets
>I will update soon 5 days ago

>>39373550
Wait why wouldn't you buy atleast 2 dozen so you'd have spares when you wore it out?

GOOOBA

If Gura kisses me, I'll have a good Christmas.

I see a couple of chumbies already submitted their clips in the holohighlights tag

>>39373956
>holostars quiz
no thanks, bro

>>39373956
GORBO!

>>39373956
The leader of Hololive.
The face of Hololive.
The center of Hololive.
My wife Gawr Gura.

>>39373894
Could sharks have rabies?

>>39373956
My Goob is big!

>>39374123
no, it's a mammal thing

If she cared, she could stream for even an hour every now and then. If she wanted, she could tell us about her day while we wait for her. If she loved us, she would show it.
She's not dead or in a coma, there's nothing stopping her.

>>39373956
>$32 to take a quiz and get some mediocre digital goods
No thank you

>>39374345
Wait, really?
I'm starting to think Cover forced Counterside to charge out the ass for the skins, to be desu.

>>39374169

still kinda sad that we didn't get any gura action during the halloween
If there's one person in the management who's solely responsible for this I pray they die a lonely death

>>39374626
I need this

>>39374626
My onaholes...

>>39367703
>5 days

>>39374201
Gura is sick, sick of her job and sick of her fans. Reminder that during her 2 weeks break she didn't have any health issues, her internet and her pc were working, she had enough free time to watch a sloth mating documentary and enough time to do groceries, she had a blast of a thanksgiving week and yet she couldn't spare a single minute to make a members post about her break or even a tweet to wish happy thanksgiving to her fans.

She had no reason to not communicate, she was on a break from work and communicating to her fans is just work to her, she doesn't work for free even if it's just for a tweet, there's no emotional attachment for her fanbase or even her shrimps who help her pay the bills, she's fake and entitled.

Even Calliope fucking Mori loves her fans more than Gura loves her shrimps. Gura is the worst holo right now, she is the most cruel holo to have ever existed because she's doing this on purpose. There's no other explanation.

This is Gawr "I hate every single one of you" Gura. Never forget who you are chumbies. You're just a number.

burg

Why is it so hard for women to be honest... first you gather a fanbase of jealous unicorns who literally worship you and think of you as their platonic love but you still decide that getting pregnant is a good idea and expect them to suck it up when shit comes out but they can't and you get so butthurt to the point you don't communicate with them anymore, lie all the time and break promises just to hurt and spite them while they still keep opening their tear-soaked wallet just for you because they love you more than they have self-respect.

You could've simply acted more honest from the very start and you would've easily gathered fans more appropriate for you and your lifestyle.

>"only my parents and nurses saw my cunny"
>"I'm such a maiden lol"
>"MOTTO!"
>"I'm idol doing idol stuff uwu"
Pathetic and evil minded cunning woman who gets off thinking of all the fans that roped themselves since 2020 because of her.

Oh nyo not the pasta~

>>39375003
>"only my parents and nurses saw my cunny"
>He hasn't see her cunny
KEK

Told you fucks she got laid at Mori's party and you called me cripple. It's been almost exactly 6 months since that day.
Why you think that bitch Mori tweeted the Barbie reference on her roommate account? she was shoving it on your faces.

>I made her meet her "friend" this and there is nothing you can do about it
That was the message. Why you think Gura had someone make the WWE poll from Sweden?

>get triggered you schizos because I will keep making a fortune anyway
And that's exactly what happened. You didn't give a shit that she was becoming distant, you belittled the people who cared and called them parasocial and schizos You reap what you sow.

Enjoy your graduation announcement stream "real chumbies".

>>39374989
More burg

Dumb cat!

>>39375086
>had someone make the WWE poll from Sweden
Lol no. She WAS in Sweden herself. Planes exist, she had this planned from before the birthday week, she spent her real birthday in Sweden then took the flight she had already booked to take part to the off collab with Ame.
Ame knows everything but she's a whore who hates her fans and would do anything to hurt Gura's fans too and that's why she helped her with her little "secret" that came to light anyway because there's no way people would believe the proxy rrat.
Gura didn't get pregnant at the party, she got pregnant during her 2-3 days in Sweden.

>>39374626
My daughterwife's daughterwifes....

It's okay dude, get it out of your system.

patient buds can't stop winnin'
antis be seethin'
gura be vibin'

>>39375003
>>39375086
>>39375183
ligma balls

nigga is so far gone he's contradicting his own narratives

>>39375222
>posting wojaks
you're just as bad

>>39375255
>t. cripple

>>39375265
stupid newfag

Would you?

>that premature advent clip
Is she really going to disappear until 2023? in september she said she was going to never go away, in october she was looking forward to plan for the new 3 years membership icon. Feels like she's just a distant memory now.

What happened to you Gura...

When she mentioned her health issues for the first time she said something like:
>never thought it would happen to me/it can happen to anyone after all/who would have thought it would happen to me

The second time she said:
>like I was suspecting/as I thought

Then last time she said:
>I can't say anything because people will speculate

Have I missed anything?

Less than 2 hours until it's been 5 days since the tweet...

>>39375505
Didn't she say "I appreciate you guys more than you'll ever know" not too long ago? Now here we are...

>>39375505
they might be going to japan in january too so it can be longer

>>39375505
>>39375726
You're more than welcome to remind her of those things

>>39375854
And how should I do that exactly?

>>39375874
Send a message/SC whenever you get the chance to if you care about it so much.

>>39375936
She would have to stream for that.

>>39375936
Bruh

>>39375949
You won't even do it when she does stream just like the rest of you whiners.

>>39376070
Also she doesn't usually read SCs on return streams so that suggestion is extra stupid.

>>39375419
How could I not?

>>39376070
Oh, it's one of you faggots
>send her an SC if it bothers you so much
>she doesn't stream? you wouldn't send one if she did anyways...
>you actually sent a criticism SC?? Fucking retard, she isn't gonna read it. Thanks for the free money.

>>39376247
It doesn't have to be a return stream specifically, all I'm saying is that even if these whiners did have the opportunity to get their complaints read, they wouldn't do it.

>>39376336
No, I'm not one of those that would mock criticism SCs. If you have a genuine grievance with what she has done and wish to voice them, go right ahead. Just make sure that they are well thought-out and you are polite.

im cute :3

>>39376762
Mating press.

I had sleep paralysis last night, pretty crazy stuff.
Welp, back to bed.

>A: she's really fucking sick to the point that it's preventing her from saying anything
>B: she's really fucking sick and not saying anything because of paranoia
Great, just fucking great

>>39377825
I want to fuck that armpit so bad...

>>39367404
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39378053
Does it matter? Its not like we got anything last month nor the ones before October either. Same shit, different excuse.

Cover should hire Gabriela Gawrbanzo.

>>39375601
She has hemorrhoids. Sedentary lifestyle, unhealthy diet, too embarrassing to talk about. It fits.

>>39378311
It does, this break is completely different, I can just feel that something is very wrong. Past breaks were just bad luck/timing and laziness but this is different.

>>39378372
>She has hemorrhoids.
I got hemorrhoids too, one day got home from work and sat down, felt something growing and pulsating in my asshole. Turns out you can get them if you spend too much time standing, life is one cruel joke.

Remember when she said she was hearing voices? If she legit has schizophrenia she wouldn't trust herself to be online very much

>>39378506
Yeah that was right after a somewhat long break too... fuck.

>>39378506
That could very well be the effects of not sleeping well, her brain is used to be on at times it should be off.

>>39378506
It's possible she's afraid of saying something like how she's becoming possessive of us after seeing our faces again.
It's okay, Gura, I'm your real husband.

>>39378506
as long as her cun cun is fine I can work with an unstable schizo Gura.

I am the last cumbud

>>39379042
You wish

>>39369107
Beep boop

>>39379042
Nice try

>>39371786
If reporting hasn’t worked try emailing Cover, maybe make a Reddit thread.

>>39379042
Untrue.
2 days ago I goomed 10 times, yesterday 6 times and today 5 times. You?

I just woke up from the most fucked up dream I've ever had in my life where I tumbled through a cacophonous series of thoughts, memes, images, and intellectual properties in a manner I can not even describe that broke my sanity in half and then pieced it back together until I woke up in my bed at dawn. I have no idea what the FUCK just happened inside my head but Gura was not in it at all and for some reason I am grateful that she wasn't because holy fuck that was a ride. I don't even know how that was a dream because it was a full throttle schizo breakdown played out in my head and when I woke up my sense of reality had completely inverted in on itself multiple times.

>>39379042
you wish bud

>>39374706
It had nothing to do with management, Gura chose not to participate in the HoloweEN collab. Whether it was because of VR sickness or wanting to go solo or some mystery reason who knows but she chose not to.

Is speculating about random shit instead of waiting for an actual update some sort of coping mechanism for some people?
I've never really understood why so many people on this board do this. Can anyone enlighten me?
Am I too ojisan to get the appeal?

Imagine going to a summer camp with Gura.
You sat next to her on the bus to the camp and just naturally hit it off with her.
Being the awkward dork that she is, you end up being her main friend there, so you two do all the camp activities together.
You go hiking, shooting, canoeing, fishing, swimming...
You can enjoy cookouts together, sit around a bon fire, watch the stars at night.
As you two get closer she starts to cuddle and hold hands. Maybe even k-kiss...
At the end of it all you exchange phone numbers and promise to meet up at camp again next year, and it couldn't be soon enough.

>>39379042
Gura retains all of her cumbuds.

>>39363767
Children shouldn't have such thicc tights

>>39379372
Those panties are the ones still on the floor of her room.

>>39379555
Impossible I picked those panties up and ate them yesterday

did i miss anything?

>>39379691
What do you think?

>>39379706
nyo?
i didn't stay in this place when she is gone

>>39379691
>>39379358

>>39380046
oh a catalogfaggot, nothing too important then

I legit think gura tried to kill herself.

>>39380155
Damn sickbud and unicyclebud would get to say hi to her. Kinda jealous...

No delivery

>>39380811
>>39374626
explain this then

>>39378372
I've had hemorrhoids for the past year and a half. It certainly doesn't stop me from doing my job or even physical activity. They're just incredibly annoying. Besides, with Gura's money she could get them zapped off in a week.

As someone who burnt out hard in high school and continues to have crippling test anxiety to this day, this is basically my own personalized nightmare to have a paid test with paid retakes show up in my hobby that is supposed to relax me

>>39380966
This is probably one of the most retarded ideas Cover had. I can't even remember the last time they did an event that wasn't either shit in it's conception, or a massive disappointment.

>>39380885
This would require showing her butthole to a doctor.

>>39381309
That doctor? Me

>>39381309
Yeah to me

Today's the last day. Either she streams/updates or we ain't getting shit until after Christmas.tuesday is a day off for her and Friday is before Christmas eve

>>39381832
We aren’t getting anything til January

uh.. god save the queen?

>>39381832
My final cope is a Christmas stream, and I'll drop my day 1 if she doesn't.

>>39382215
you better post proof

>>39382215
I'll consider myself lucky if we get a members post , 0 chance of streaming though

>>39382215
you gonna drop it then
imagine losing to a SEA dweller like me

>>39381832
She's probably with her family right now so I don't expect streams until 2nd week of January at least

>>39382950
I hope that's where she is, at least they'll take care of her

wow, never thought this year could get even more depressing than it already was but here we are

>>39380818
I don't know why this pic is riling me up so hard. It's so simple and nothing about it is special

taking bets on whether or not Gura ghosts the mario kart tourney because of her cancer

>>39383328
sorry but i only bet on the races

>>39383498

I'm here again to say 2 0 2 3

>胸はちょっと欲望で大きくなりました・・・。
at least they're honest

>>39380966
So is there anyone in ggg who is willing to do this test and share gura's voice?

If I were to give a frog to Gura, what kind of frog do you think she would like best?

>>39380966
>>39381101
what the actual fuck is wrong with these "people"?

>>39383825
Nice

>>39383886
aphrodisiac frog

>>39383857
I bet then winner(s) won't even be Gura fans
That or Gura won't be available for the prize

>>39383954
Are you telling me you're excited to take a paid quiz? What the fuck.

>>39384016
FUCK no, i mean the "people" at cover corp

>>39383954
>>39384033
hyper-aggressive monetization

Gura was so excited for the holidays... she has been talking about it since september and loves everything christmas-related and was so happy talking about doing streams baking and wrapping gifts for her family, she wanted to show us her new song and her dakimakura...

>>39384108
that's just work. health reasons put priorities into perspective

>>39383979
What the fuck, I would be willing to retake a few times if the price was like $5, this is ridiculous
How many holos are there now, 50 or so? With a 1 in 50 chance of getting your oshi, you'd need to ace the test 34 times just for a cumulative 50% chance
At $25 per retake, that's $850
For a FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE
If you want a 90% chance of getting Gura you'd better be prepared to spend at least $2750

>>39384873
i absolutely refuse. this is vile, shameless greed. they can atone only by spilling their entrails.

>>39384873
I'm about as much of a mathematician as Gura is but something doesn't seem right with your numbers, I don't think that's how raffles work
I agree that it's bullshit though

>>39384873
More than one girl shows up in a take. Retard.

i would assume that she's fine since management didn't make any statement on her behalf but last she pourposely didn't want them to make a big deal of it when she caught covid so we can only wait...

>>39385294
If she's fine why isn't she saying anything.

>>39385097
How was I supposed to know that? How many show up then?

>>39385466
Reading the image you replied to? Members. Plural.

>>39385466
The way I understood it is that for whichever test you take, the questions relate to every member of that branch, and the small included 'prizes' also include every member of that branch. Each raffle is branch-specific as well, but the wording is kind of ambiguous as to whether or not all of the girls (in that branch) are available for the special 3-winner-only prize

>>39385564
Oh I thought it was a generic voice clip, not a raffle, the other prizes you can choose who you want
In that case I doubt they enter you multiple times if you take the test multiple times, the chances will just depend on how many people take it

>>39385340
why did she never say anything when she was fine? this is not even the longest ghosting period we had so far this year

>>39383954
They think we're all fools

>>39385858
Even only entering it once, how many retakes would it take to get a 100%? A chance for a personalized voiceclip is tempting, but you can basically get that with an akasupa anyway. Probably a better chance, too, even with the Gura supa gacha.
Me, I'll keep spending my money on physical merch.

If Gura started auctioning off her used shoes, how much would you pay for a single shoe, and would you want a right or a left?

>>39386334
Fuck shoes, give me your socks

>>39386334
Nothing, i'm not a woman so i dont go collecting shoe's i'll never wear. Though if you want i could sell you the 10 years old sneakers i wear.

>>39383169
Cryptotards got kicked in the nuts and Dwarf fortress released, this year fucking kicks ass.

>>39386334
I need her socks so I can use it like a condom when I am fapping to her