/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39274826
Sisters can no longer live in denial.

>>39274826
Why are parasocials retarded enough to not understand that sentence applies to every vtuber and it's absolutely fine.

>>39276004
Ruins the immersion/fantasy.

>>39274826
based.

But please buy our ring merch and our voice packs.

he's been dropping hints that he's in a relationship like crazy lately, this is just the biggest one
when asked directly he'll still claim he's single but it seems more like obligation than anything at this point
I used to say I'd drop him if he ever got a girlfriend but I've reached that sad state of affairs where I'm in too deep now

>>39278805
yeah, with me (platonically)

The absolute state of Mystakeks

>>39274826
btw buy my ring and listen to my boyfriend ASMR where you blow me

>>39278882
With Mika dumbass.

>>39279139
that's vox

>>39276004
>his oshi isn't in a committed parasocial relationship with her chat
NGMI

>>39276004
My oshi isn’t in any relationship, though. Just because yours is shameless doesn’t mean everyone else’s are as well

>>39278525
you can't have it both ways nijifags. shouting "parasocial BAAAD" while bending over backwards doing BFE only makes you look like you're just toeing the line of what twitter is telling you to think without actually taking it seriously.

the one time Vox actually tried to sit down and tard wrangle his chat they flipped the fuck out on him. remember that.

>>39276004
>that sentence applies to every vtuber
Nope. Dont project your shit onto me retard.

>>39276004
Not every fan is a cock craving roastie who wants to hear about their streamer getting fucked offline.

Management decides on the merch and Mysta's never once shilled it. He said he doesn't care if people buy merch anyway because he only gets 1% from it. He talked today about how he stopped doing BFE streams because he was pressured at the beginning of his career to do them and was never really comfortable with the idea and that he doesn't want that kind of fanbase.
So this narrative of him shilling the BFE and rings couldn't be less true with him.

>>39279628
> He said he doesn't care if people buy merch anyway because he only gets 1% from it.
You are shitposting, right? Surely Niji livers get a way bigger cut than that?

>>39279751
That's what he said. Don't know if he was joking, but that's what he said.

Nijisanji pretends they're 2cool for dorky vtuber things like parasocialism and oshis while exploiting the shit out of these things at the same time.

They have no actual moral structure/standing to be doing this, it's very much like going "yeah yeah save the environment bro, if you don't recycle you're a loser and I will murder you personally. now excuse me I need to go dump some motor oil into a field of wildflowers." They are just parrots afraid of being psuedo-canceled and/or see themselves as the anti-Hololive while actually the company itself doesn't view them like that at fucking all and the JP branch isn't bent over with its head up its own ass like that.

>>39279773
I guess it's because management pays all, unlike holo where the talent pay for the process of creation and that shit and cover helps them to distribute them, so the talent has a bigger cut and wins tons of money out of it.

so if he ain't single anymore, he's gonna stop having menhera episodes right?
also tick tock pomudachi, every collab luca gets closer to her

It's just bantz, bro.
He was really funny this stream. Pic related.

>>39280023
He hasn't had a menhera moment in months. Most likely this is why.

>>39279166
awww cant wait to see the retarded sea babies they'll produce

>>39274826
Please do remember to buy the date voice packs though.

>>39280118
mysta tells people not to buy his voice packs and management has given up bothering him about it because he never promotes them

>>39279511
Cope chumpedo

PARASOCIAL FUCKS

>>39279628
>He said he doesn't care if people buy merch anyway because he only gets 1% from it
He must be the only big-ish streamer in the world to not get more money from merch that any other source then.

>>39280297
aka he's being taken for a ride and is a dumbass who doesn't know how to renegotiate.

>>39280173
>>39279751
>>39279628
does he even know what he wants anymore

>>39280297
It's different when you're running your own merch VS working for a company. He does a lot of superchat readings - that's his primary source of income.

>>39280263
fuck off

>>39279628
Kuzuha said something similar before when his ring merch came out, he gets nothing

>>39280344
Straight from the horse's mouth? He wants to be a clown. The funny guy. He's been doing that for a while now.

>>39279511
>hymen hort

it's hilarious how mad holofags get when it gets pointed out how easy it is to pretend to be a pure virgin online. they know it's an illusion but they'd die trying to defend it.

>>39280352
>working for a company.
Merch is by far the biggest income source for all the Holo members, hell even the stars, so I don't know where you get that idea from.

>>39280452
>Holo
Totally different scene merch-wise. I don't go there but I imagine /#/ can tell you more if you ask.

>>39276004
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>>39280447
so true sister

>>39280447
the sentiment is more like getting mad at someone in a mickey mouse costume at disneyworld handing out BLM flyers going "what? this breaks your immersion? fuck your immersion, fuck this job." the distinction here is most of the audience is too fucking stupid/ignorant to realize that that is what happens when someone commits to NOT be their character as a vtuber. you literally literally are just a fleshtuber fraud in that case who is hopping around in the same room as the people who actually put in effort just to exploit a fad. doesn't matter how you are as a real person, a fraud is just inherently dislikable.

Meh. You people cry about literally anything. I just laugh and have fun listening to my virtual YouTuber's NTR ASMR videos. Just stop watching them and find actual friends to hang out with.

>>39277261
>Ruins the immersion/fantasy.
Don't give us that crap. It's only "immersion" when it involves it involves them sucking your dick.

>>39279807
>Nijisanji pretends they're 2cool for dorky vtuber things like parasocialism and oshis
You can make fun of yourself without think you're above it. Even Vox pokes fun at this shit.

>>39280836
kindred please stick to arguing pointlessly in vox threads instead of bumping bait threads on the catalog that aren't about your oshi thanks

>>39276004
Here comes the faggot.

>catalog monkeys actually believe nijisanji streamers get a 1% cut from merch despite it very obviously being a joke
sasuga

>>39274826
For a company who seems to dislike “parasocials” they sure do fucking like talking about it

>>39281015
That makes no sense.

>>39281015
They see themselves as like the next Martin Luther King Jr, this is their moment to make a stand against the evil vtubers - now watch their vtubing streams and buy their voice packs and wedding rings. Nothing to see here move along.

>>39280959
So you're admitting it's "bait" when your shit argument is picked apart? Maybe stop making shit threads first if you don't want to be called out?

>>39276004
Just because you enjoy your cuck fantasies subreddit doesn't mean you have to bring it here you know

>>39281148
>They see themselves as like the next Martin Luther King Jr, this is their moment to make a stand against the evil vtubers

>>39281156
you fucking moron you weren't replying to me in the first place and this isn't my thread I just want to murder you for bumping an obvious bait thread

>>39281171
>bring up cucks for no reason
Mutt's law.

>>39281221
that is functionally what they're doing when they're going "haha parasocial losers" while either doing bfe/gfe or being close """friends""" with people who do. shows they have 0 actual care about this other than trying to be on the le right side of history bullshit. they don't get a fucking voice in this, they're abolitionist slave owners.

>>39281264
>"stop bumping bait threads!!"
>he types while also bumping
I don't care who you are. You're just another retard who buys into this bullshit.

>>39281322
You really are fucked in the head, huh?

>>39280606
pretending to be a virgin is only an essential part of the act in idol-oriented corpos like Hololive. even as far back as the Four Kings era there were vtubers who did far edgier stuff than anything NijiEN has done.

>>39281352
i'm typing sage in the options field every time I post. please just stop being a nigger

>>39281418
you're the fucked one if you don't comprehend the contradiction on display.

>>39281425
You're not allowed to announce that

lol Mysta could literally tell Mystakes to kill themselves and burn in hell and they‘d still defend him. That fandom is hopeless

>>39281352
NTA but you are a fucking retard and for all you know he could’ve saged you absolute troglodyte unironic uninformed newfaggot.

>>39281482
ah fuck it, i'm phoneposting anyway, I'll eat a ban

>>39281487
>mystakes literally are so parasocial they enter a suicide pact for him
>while also claiming to hate parasocialism because mysta does

>>39280606
>the sentiment is more like getting mad at someone in a mickey mouse costume at disneyworld handing out BLM flyers going "what? this breaks your immersion? fuck your immersion, fuck this job."
Having relationships are political statements now?

>>39281543
the point is the character is doing something that is more of their personal whining overriding their actual functions of the job.

>>39281468
>contradiction on display.
Sounds to me you're taking merch too damn seriously. That shit is fanservice and nothing more. Not our fault you're too stupid to not see that.

>>39281015
It's synonymous with incels in that it's a group that everyone acts is beneath them, not worth notice or attention. Yet everyone is constantly on guard against The Men With Unsucked Dicks.

>>39281693
>overriding their actual functions of the job
You mean playing video games, right?

>>39281516
these people have no self-respect. Even deranged Voxsisters fucked off when they felt slighted by him instead of sticking with someone that doesn‘t give a fuck, and Mysta gives significantly less of a fuck than Vox does.

Half this thread is getting mad at the idea of something he never said. This was just an edgy joke, one of many in a stream where he made many edgy jokes, including about women, pedophiles and doxfags.

>>39281543
Man you are mentally deficient, shit's presented to you in a fucking silver platter and you still can't fucking ingest it. Fucking retard

>>39276004
>that sentence applies to every vtuber
kek the definition of projecting

>>39281709
>distancing themselves from psycho fans means they're "incels"
Just throwing random insults at this point.

>>39281778
>Even deranged Voxsisters fucked off when they felt slighted by him instead of sticking with someone that doesn‘t give a fuck
And he's much better off for it that they did.

>>39278805
Mystake schizo why are you in every single bait thread about Mysta?

>>39281836
>shit's presented to you in a fucking silver platter
I'm sorry that I don't have my schizo glasses on.

>>39281787
99% of this thread probably didn't watch the stream including me

>>39282027
Yeah, that‘s why he was seething about lower views and lower numbers in every metric for 5 months. Let‘s not go there, sis.

>>39282202
Anyone actually watching his stream is jilling off in one of the roastie generals like Nenmen, not posting on a catalogue thread.

>>39281907
Reading comprehension ESL-kun

>>39282213
Well aren't you stuck in the past. He doesn't care about what those schizo "fans" think anymore and is doing his own shit now.

>>39282529
Only proving my point.

>>39274826
holobronies in shambles

>>39280447
Then why nijien girl larping as virgin when we know they fuck guy everyweek. Or you want to denied it cuz "they muh chubba it not true"

>>39282091
Glad to know you just a retard that cherry picking like a faggot too.

Bump

>>39284651
You don't even know what you're talking about anymore. You're spouting nonsense at this point.

>>39274826

>>39285894
I'm sorry that you're personally affected by this. Send a complain to anycolor. I'm sure they'll read it without laughing.

>>39282667
I am not calling vtubers incels, I'm saying they equate unicorns to incels. And follow the same reactive pattern, pretending to be better than the fans, yet always defensive about the subject.

>>39282596
>>39282596
Kindred being doxxsisters again?

Is there nowhere to go where I can just have fun and be happy enjoying the anime girl.

>>39287024
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1596596615552569345

>wtf I thought the person that never met me or even knows I exist would save themselves for me

>>39279511
Jay...

>>39274826
No...

>>39279511
>Gura
Holy shit you're retarded like transcendent retarded

>>39274826
Sisters can no longer live in denial.

>>39279166
So all those week long breaks are her going to UK to see him.

>>39295881
She can't afford to fly there that much

>>39279628
Maybe that's Anykara's system, they fund and release physical merch and only give the livers a pittance but they don't have to do anything, while nonphysical merch like voice packs are the ones that actually make money for the livers. Meanwhile Cover lets their talents fund/design their own physical merch and let them keep most of the profit but it requires more effort.