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News:
Noctyx confirmed for AnimeImpulse M&G: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1604567174831448064
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 19: https://nijisanji-store.com/collections/luxiem-1st-anniversary
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Outfit status: NEXT YEAR FOR SURE (thanks, mysta!)
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 18

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Winter Date
Desk Calendar
Xsoleil First Step

Only way we'll ever know for sure if Hex is Italian is when he does a handcam

what the fuck was that, was that supposed to be a kiss noise?

>>39235399
Have we come to the conclusion that his accent is Italian? I thought we said he was Texan.

Dammit Uki!

>>39235497
He can be whatever you want until we have a definitive indicator

wife LOVE

i miss my oshi ...the days feel so empty

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

wuca love! last full week with luca

>>39235606
Nadenade ; ;)

>>39235399
Can be both. We'll probably find out when he gets more comfortable streaming.

He’s baiting supas but I’m not even mad. He needs the money so he can upgrade his shitty pc

hex is 100% baiting for supas rn. and that’s okay! anything for my wife! if he tells me to kill myself i will!

>>39235734
Dont forget his cats premium food.

Ren on guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02GtenqI78I

Hello, staff-san here! Luxiem and Noctyx outfits are going to be themed around /d/ treads!

wife LOVE! I miss him already

>>39235877
Please give Vox a hypno theme, I will give you so much money

>>39235828
He probably treats his cats like royalty while he eats chips for dinner

demon deficiency, can't wait for his return zatsu

>>39235877
ike vore themed............

>>39234666
Vox = Leather daddy because Reasons
Ike = Cop with an ascot but most importantly, a night stick
Mysta = Repair Man... just think of the cheesy porn setups
Shu = Soldier dude, but rip the sleeves so we can see the guns
Luca = Cowboy because I want to r-... It'd be cute! Yeehaw!

>>39235828
cat food is so fucking expensive... at least they don't eat a lot. dog must eat wife out of house and home

>>39235993
why would you do this to me as a lucub, do you hate me

>>39235859
Might as well post the other streams going on, I forgot we can have streams on sunday now.
Hex NSO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdMgAbcFoc
Ver One Hand Clapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAppe8wK3H4
aster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7OsqQ-R-4k

>>39235993
this just drives home the message of men's fashion being so drab compared to girls' lmfao

I keep imagining Hex exclaiming mama mia and my sides keep exploding

>>39236137
didnt aster do an asmr yesterday? also seeing his messages to his chat, dont know why he doesnt stop doing asmrs if he doesnt like it

Im convinced Luxiem skins will just be royalty

>>39236302
I'm going all in on my cult leader vox outfit theory and no one can stop me

>>39235877
Fuck you, management. Give me Mysta's shota model! (Preferably with long socks to highlight his little boy calves, and feet)

>>39236302
i refuse to acknowledge another white suit with gold trimmings on any of them

>>39236302
If that happens, arson is the only correct answer

I'd like "day-in-the-life" theme for Lux boys.

>Vox in his traditional garb from his prior days alive
>Luca in athletic wear, with shorts and socks
>Ike going full Screamo, with ripped jeggings and eyeliner
>Shu is casual wear, maybe even PJ's (please someone take this man to Uniqlo)
>Mysta has a thing for tech wear sadly, so let the boy embrace the straps. Fishnet vest

He loves saying fuck it we ball and I don’t know how to feel about it

ver's tiny moan ....

Godspeed to hoeru brothers fans, I feel like their mama is incapable of making a normal looking outfit. Mysta and picrel are the only ones that come anywhere close

God I hate one hand clapping but I'm doing it for him. Plus his whining is cute when he fails.

>>39236695
I feel like more casual wear is for commissioned outfit territory. I want them to be a bit extravagant.

>>39236695
i want to see luca's thighs, i wish he had tattoos on his legs or something

>>39236773
Who do I need to sacrifice for normal looking clothes for Mysta

>>39236302
Considering how it worked really well for Ethyria, I honestly wouldnt mind

>>39236930
I don't even like the guy, I just think it's the most logical outfit route for the lad

>>39236883
i agree, i want tons of details but in a tasteful way

>>39237085
snakeanon is that you

>>39237150
this is all I want as a hoeru bros fan...PLEASE

ASTER STREAMAAAAM SEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGSSSSSSS I LOVE WHEN HE DOES GIRL ROLEPLAY OIUUUUUGGH I CAN FINANLY BE PARASOCIAL

>>39236032
i forgot which stream (probably his collab with mousy idk) where before his standing desk, he used to balance his setup on top of dogfood boxes cause he had so many. makes you think how many boxes he had when it reaches his hight when piled up...

>>39237489
i do not comprehend but i am happy for you regardless, asterbator

>>39237282
Not everyone slightly British is him. Guy has poisoned on your mind

>>39237489
What would you say Asters strengths are during these roleplays?

>>39237541
so youre saying we have another british anon

>>39237593
they always make me laugh so hard when he tries to be sexy if im having a bad day im gigglin everytime he says anything or i see the chat roleplaying too

>>39237489
is he live or is it a VOD?

>>39237826
live, he read some of my chats and integrated it into the rp

>>39235606
I wonder if I'll ever brighten up my weather...

>>39237504
i believe he mentioned he fed dog 3 cups of food daily? my cat gets 3/4 cup for the entire day and some wet food. he's old now so i've been getting him better quality food and his coat has been very shiny, but it's so expensive

>>39237859
congrats asteroid

please....I need another psyborg collab....please....

I zoned out but Ver shouting shut up got my attention… degrade us more kaichou

>>39235214

hex is the needy streamer being groomed...

>>39238113
this is nice but what is it with hoeru making feet pointy

>>39238244
hoeru mama design rofmao outfits

>>39236302
A royalty theme is surprisingly broad

>>39238295
I stand corrected, these are pretty good

>>39238295
ok these are good... hoeru mama I beg (and also a ponytail for shu)

>>39238418
I'm picturing the JP staff being very non-confrontational polite with Hoeru with their first few proposals for rofmao. "Thank you, but no. Thank you very much! But, ah. No."

The echoing laughter... Kaichou...

>>39238295
so they have to be stern about what they want out of her

>>39238571
probably easier to control when there's an established character and theme they are looking for instead of something broad

HOLY MOLY

>>39238571
>sorry, no sharp toenails. no painted toes either. how about we try closed-toe shoes? they go well with suits, don't you think?

kaichou asking for more tentacles in his hole

>>39236773
Here is majin's recent Autum/Winter outfit. His aren't as weird as the indies Hoeru designs so Mysta and Shu might be okay.
<spoiler>but I am also an omaesan so I might have some bias</spoiler>

>>39239377
anon...

>>39239377
shit I'm retarded I fucked up the spoiler...

>>39239377
Thank you omaesn but also
anon...

>Hex: don’t get too horny
i’m gonna jerk off now just for you <333

>>39239498
He's gonna neuter you next time you go to the vet

>>39236075
Forgive me, fellow lucub

>>39239377
In my heart he is wearing J's...

wife in a silly (drunk) mood

>>39239892
wife is our drunk protagonist ready to be taken advantage of!

>>39239952
All 5....the way it should be ;n;

>>39239952
Soon... Dj....

>>39239809
i forgive you for this fanart making luca look likes hes begging

>>39239952
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T MINE SHIPPED YET ENIKARA EMS HAS RESUMED FOR LEAF COUNTRY

just heads up that the noctyx half anniversary goods have been restocked even though they didn't announce it on twitter

>>39240200
It would be pretty bad taste if they did but thanks for the heads up

YES! Hex is actually going to buy a pc that will run minecraft

there is no way you guys are this autistic about female reaction images

Hex you just played nso stop being so parasocial

Hex almost cried :(((

>>39240200
ughhhhh, restock the halloween cards already

>>39240200
Are they still selling yugo merch?

>>39241044
Probably not. He’s been erased from the site

>>39241044
no they've removed yugo from all the pictures and listings

>>39241044
no unless its random merch they have no control over like the badges or snapshots

>>39239892
I will grope his crotch and chest and make him cum in his pants. It's ok because he won't remember anything tomorrow!

>>39240896
He wasn’t lying when he said he was a crybaby huh… hope to hear him cry one day

>>39241115
Not quite, he's on banners but the product images themselves have him gone

>>39241044
the gacha cards will probably still have yugo cards cause they aren't that spiteful to open every sealed pack to throw away the yugo cards kek
the stuff with noctyx as a group will still have yugo too cause they can't exactly erase that

>>39241296
if you have to be that particular then ok you right

>>39241465
Yeah, I misread a little, I thought you meant all images of him were gone from the site.

>>39241199
cry out of joy or game-related sadness only

>>39241655
i want to hear him sobbing as he gets pounded by dick live on stream

>>39242114
that falls under crying out of joy

>>39242207
mindbroken prostitute hex, who always got passed over for his serious demeanor, suddenly shooting to popularity in the brothel and fucked constantly by eager customers every night, crying out of joy and thanking them over and over

>>39241099
>>39241115
Almost surreal to think that such a practice even exists. Like they really don't want fans to know he even existed.

>>39242525
it's creepy and sad, it really feels like he's been unpersoned.

>>39242354
oh i don't watch the new boys but this is SEXXXX (I love it when the deep voiced boys reveal that they're needy)

Yumedan thoughts:
Sometimes I imagine how nice it would be married to Luca or Shu and to live in a really big house or compound and we have children together and live together with our parents who get to bond with their grandchildren and when we grow old our children have their own families and take care of us
That would be the dream but it can never be true because Shu and Luca are straight as a line and my parents are homophobic. I just wish there was a way for me to be happy in this world. At least I have this place and my oshis to imagine what that would be like

ver you massive PUSSYFAGGOT THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE TAPE
sex noises though
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1604705635450617857

>>39242836
HOLY SEX.

>>39242757
a cute family, how many children would you have together

>>39242926
you can say that again
he makes good noises

>>39242757
im sorry anon imagining a timeline where shuca yumedan's household is having a great big feast at the dinner table for the holidays. shu is using his magic to boil multiple things at once and luca is frying chicken with questionable methods but okay results. You do your best washing dishes and smiling at shu singing while cooking and luca humming along. the kids keep clamoring for snacks and junk food like pizza and pringles so shu gives in and orders a bunch via delivery. the dinner goes great and your parents entertain the kids for a while until the kids get tired and go to bed. you and your husbands clean up for a bit before retiring to bed together for some steamy but vanilla sex since you're all a little tired, wash up, and then go to bed cuddling.

>>39243001
I need him to play rage inducing games so I can hear him be more whiny and cute.

>>39242836
i forgive the cop out for the sex noises
now to just wait for piochan's turn

I said yesterday that after watching Hex for the first time his voice won me over. I rescind that. I still like his voice but currently finding his streams really off-putting. I can definitely see him having a really devoted fanbase but I think he's facing a road paved continuous but mostly mild conflict.

>>39242757
patpat luminion(?)bro, I hope you find your own shu/luca one day in your life!
i wanna settle down with my husbandwife too, would be nice to get welcomed back to (I travel often for work and I also miss shu :c).

>>39243161
domestic settings are so underrated ;-;

>>39242643
It's simply absurd. Unless they're murderers or predators, such a thing would never fly anywhere else in the world. Praying that this causes enough backlash for anycolor to rethink this practice in the future. But I doubt it since these companies are fucking stubborn.

>>39242836
what's he saying after the second i'm fine? ah sticks? but i hear it stinks and i for one would love some musky kaichou balls

>>39242354
i love a whore with no sense of self-worth... imagine if any of his patrons showed special interest in him... he'd be in a constant cycle of getting taken advantage of emotionally and having his heart broken when they move on to the next whore.

>>39243571
it stings anon but you can pretend he said it stinks for your fantasies

>>39243335
I think he's still trying to find his footing. I'll say give him a month or so for him to make himself comfortable.

>>39243462
You're larping as a retard right

>>39242949
I would love to have a lot of children, either of them would be great papas! I love reading fatherhood headcanons ITT about all the Nijiboys

>>39243161
tskr anon, thank you so much, this is perfect, reading this makes me feel a little less sad, not just either but both of them I would be blessed forever

>>39243338
The problem is having to choose between my own Luca/Shu or my family when I wish that I could have both and did not have to choose He's so cute and perfect, imagine coming home to him after a long business trip and he welcomes you with his cute smile and laugh

>>39243668
We can’t let him adjust. We have to doompost about his future all the time

>>39242836
>>39243302
Getting conflicting messages since the twitter replies are saying it's a bad thing.

I dunno about the rest of luxiem, but Vox got a ton of billboards for the anniversary. It's crazy to see how many the fans got. Way more than for his birthday for sure.

>>39243717
NTA but they are right, if it's about drugs then this would never have any real implications outside of Asia, it would be seen as shameful but not shameful enough to pretend this person never existed

>>39243938
closest fanart i have of luca and shu with kids for you anon. i love when luca tells stories when he plays with kids and shu always talks about his nephew in an endearing way, also when he replies to fans who are mothers showing off their kids art of him is very cute. they both would be really cute dads encouraging their kids

>>39243998

>>39242836
Unless we get outright confirmation, I'm still refusing to believing that they're waxing their balls, for the sake of my sanity. Also I'm realizing that Hex hasn't brought up his waxing video during his stream today. I wouldn't blame him honestly.

>>39244075
What are they supposed to do? Keep yugo there even though he's not part of nijisanji anymore? The character is basically retired

>>39239377
... What's with his Right arm ? Seems like he's holding a ball that isn't there

>>39244489
They didn't remove Axia from the JP shop

>>39244559
axia wasnt terminated

im practicing drawing tits who should be holding them (i was thinking kaichou but i really can't see him in a raunchy sexual way)

>>39244236
Thank you anon, they're just so cute and you are so right. I think Luca would be good with kids because he's still a kid at heart and Shu is a considerate and caring guy

i'm trying so hard to not be yume for my oshi because I know if I fall into that rabbithole i'm going to physically hurt myself because i'm paranoid and anxious

>>39244489
>Keep yugo there even though he's not part of nijisanji anymore?
Not sure why not? He may not be working with them anyone but the character should still be remembered and all his hard work should still be available. It's like a famous musician having their albums burned just because they're not with the record company anymore. It makes no sense.

>>39244888
Luca or sonny
>>39244959
Whos your oshi?

>>39244888
Pio-chan being forced to hold them against his will

>>39245062
wife

>>39243668
Potentially! The frequent declarations of love and need are at the top of what I find off-putting and it seems to be a draw for fans, so while I suppose that he may walk it back, there's also a good chance he put thought into this and decided it was the direction he wanted to go. Nothing wrong with that at all either, barring the risks that come with that approach (as we've seen). I'm seeing some positive signs about this wave being wise on how to handle minor yabs, so I'm hoping that's true for Hex as well.

>>39244888
luca

>>39244899
always share more of your yumedan thoughts about those two! i never hear much especially about shu

>>39244959
what would make you paranoid and anxious?

>>39244588
Yugo wasn't officially terminated either. The wording made it clear even though it wasn't solely his decision that what he did wasn't on the same level of Raito or Meiro. Why they would treat it like he disgraced the company in the same way by erasing him so quickly is baffling.

Seeing demon clips of him being yume today is making me miss him more... World so cold without him

>>39245260
the wording tricked people like you because its obvious he was terminated.

>>39245049
It makes more sense than keeping him there, and it could be his choice not to keep them up. I don't know about JP graduations though.
Bottom line is its not a big deal and there's nothing sentimental about being on the official website, would you rather they milk it and sell his merch without him getting a cut from it?

>>39242836
holy cow

>>39245257
overthinking his tweets, relationships, the way the talks about people, who he notices, who he interacts with, what he likes, thinking on ways he would do things. Everything

>>39245062
>>39245181
i've drawn too much sonny yume art, but luca sounds good. the black gloves are nice.
>>39245142
SEX thats a good one thanks anon

>>39245347
it would be way scummier to have them still sell the merch while he's already gone from the company, but it hurts that he's completely wiped from the merch as well. i wish they had just greyed him out and marked it as unavailable or something.

>>39245416
ah this felt like a slap in the face as a yume but i think if youre already thinking this way, you might be a yume. i think its better to remind yourself not to get too in your own head if you do end up being a yume, i sometimes have to have this thread remind me im just overthinking things more than i should.

>>39245205
nta but my yume shu thoughts revolve around him as a househusband tinkering with electronics around the house like the nerd he is...him showing off a cool keyboard mod he finished, his audio mixing trials and also dumb tiktoks.
his pash interview segment also made me think about a chill anime night when it's snowing outside during christmas ;-;

>>39245511
I'm not yume yet, not to that point. I can watch him interacting with others no matter the gender and be ok with it. It's just that these things are starting to pile up in my brain and I don't know what to do. I hope that if I snap one day I can just delete everything from niji and pretend I never was into vtubers at all

>>39245642
>his pash interview segment
That got translated? Do you have a link/images to that and maybe mysta's as well? I found everyone else's but the person posting them pussied out at the last second.

>>39245651
Anon I’m pretty yume and I don’t care about girls interacting

>>39245651
i guess it depends on the person but you could probably avoid it easier if you just focus on his streams and the parts you like.
to me its more about myself and less about what they actually do, i never thought about caring about who he interacts with... that sounds like its bordering on unicorn territory so good luck with that anon...

>>39245651
i dont think youre that dangerous anon, most yumes just block out interactions if they know it bothers them. ive cried before over my own jealously towards one of the girls, its okay to feel that way if you dont go beyond doing anything else

>>39245715
I found it translated from google, didn't manage to get the rest of the boys tho!

>>39245830
Who’s your oshi

>>39245848
Thank you so much! Only Mysta is left missing from what I've casually searched for.

>>39245642
shu as shupport husband who fixes things around the house is so cute. i can imagine him cuddling on a christmas night and showing dumb tiktoks to you.

>>39245347
>Bottom line is its not a big deal and there's nothing sentimental about being on the official website
All of his videos, months of hours of work, are officially gone and you have to search for them on archive sites. His merch is being shelved. This shit goes beyond not being the website.
>would you rather they milk it and sell his merch without him getting a cut from it?
You're acting like such a thing doesn't happen elsewhere in the world. Again, it makes no sense. It's like erasing a member from a popular band because they kicked from the group.

Hey anons I'm gonna do Tokyo Godfathers tonight on ninisani if you're bored feel free to join we're starting right now

>>39245957
OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE SATOSHI KON

>>39245957
thanks ninianon!

>>39245830
I'm very good at bottling my emotions up, have been doing that my whole life, i'll be ok. Won't do anything stupid

>>39246046
good luck anon

>>39245948
You make it sound like they curb stomped yugo and hid the body... like you said there are archives. The months and hours of work is compensated with a paycheck. It's just corpo vtubing being corpo vtubing. Yugo isn't being disrespected or whatever here

>>39245049
From company perspective it's really not as philosophical as the murder of a persona or whatever, i'm willing to bet by still selling his merch they'll have to split earnings with him (having his vod means he'll get his share of ad revenue) and anycolor stated on his termination that he will receive no more money in the future, effective by the announcement of termination.
It's like an ordinary salaryman that received no pension, only his prorated salary that month.

>>39245481
By deleting his product photos on the merch listings, i believe one of the reason is to prevent people hoping and asking for his merch restocks. Each customer support inquiry received means more operational cost, it makes sense how they want to reduce inquiries caused by a non employee.

When i typed this i realized i'm genuinely a person of capitalism, but that's how the world works... i've been in a position where i left an office because the culture didn't fit me. I just hope he finds somewhere better to keep doing what he's good at, and fans had the closure.

can't wait for more cute wife tomorrow

I want to hold Sonny’s hand as we stand in silence and appreciate the city’s colorful lights on Christmas Eve.

>>39246147
Nta but I really don't think you understand how unusual these circumstances are, or you do but you're annoyed with the emotional reactions and so you're intentionally downplaying it in your hopes of getting people to shut up about it.

>>39242836
UKI! (Ver liked these btw)

>>39246267
>I really don't think you understand how unusual these circumstances are
Yeah I actually don't, but regardless of how unusual it is I genuinely don't see the big deal... yugo wasn't taken advantage of in any way

>>39246304
every time ver has talked to/about uki it sounds like he enjoys flirting with him

>>39246147
>It's just corpo vtubing being corpo vtubing.
You're basically admitting that it's shitty practice while also excusing it in the same breath.
>Yugo isn't being disrespected or whatever here
Having his hard work being tossed aside like it's nothing is not disrespectful to you?

>>39245830
>cried before over my own jealousy towards one of the girls
I came close to doing this and I can’t shake my dislike of her away. I feel bad, but I think I’ll dislike her as long as I yume for him.

>>39246504
i avoid her a bit and have her muted. im more mad at myself than her for how i feel

>>39242836
ver love! finally got unbanned and i don't know how many times i've replayed this

>>39246568
this is me but with one of the guys

>>39246668
yumedan?

>>39246734
not a boy or a yume

>>39246835
interesting but understandable

>>39246457
>Having his hard work being tossed aside
He got paid for it. He signed up for a job, got his bag then got the boot with publicity too. And no it's not a shitty practice at all to me, I'm not some corpo bootlicker but it just makes sense. His fans will remember him anyway

>>39246882
yeah, some people you meet and just know you'll never get along, everything they do rubs you the wrong way. i blocked him and avoid any collabs he's in.

>>39246980
im sure i have an idea who it is

>>39246980
please..who is it....

>>39247067
Me

>>39247067
All me

>>39247087
>>39247119
kiss

im a yume but i dont want to sink too deep to the point of it harming myself. one shitty thing about /here/ is that it's definitely influenced how i see the girls. i didnt realize until i actively began getting angry with some of them for simply hopping on VC with my oshi or poking fun at him that i had to step back and reevaluate my perspective.

>>39246884
You are sounding way too accepting of this.
>I'm not some corpo bootlicker
You're the one who's bringing that up first. I thought you were simply spineless.

>>39247163
glad you learned not to let /here/ influence you

>>39247163
me too

>>39247067
probably someone with an accent

>>39247163
same, then I just stopped visiting main. My dislike for her is still there, but not as bad

i think yumejos should just post in /cbdct/

>>39247286
i dont hate all women sorry

>>39247163
Yeah, when I get too deep in my delusions I just step back and remember that this is all about funny png people that joke and play video games. It's worth it to take a break from being too deep in the hole.

>>39247067
i'm not shitting up the thread with that, sorry. i don't think he's a terrible person or anything. just luck of the draw
>>39247163
that's one of the reasons why i prefer to keep seething over the girls out of this thread. there's already a general that caters to that

Trying to write a fanfic about Ver; I think the yume has become severe with me. Do you think kaichou would be into spanking as discipline for students

>>39247286
There's some girls I like and some I dislike. I keep my delusions in check and I'm not as extreme as that thread.

>>39246668
this is me but sometimes with my own oshi

>>39247191
I am pretty accepting of it. I think I just care less is the thing, even though I do love noctyx...

>>39247374
Of course he would! He’d make you count how many times you’ve been spanked and would start over and get more intense whenever you mess up.

>>39247374
it might just be my personal preference but i can't imagine him being physical. but verbal humiliation and degradation sounds incredibly nice

I see a lot of fans are complaining about luxiem's merch
Would it help if everyone send them a complaint on their website?

>>39247286
I already do. But most of the time I just avoid the streams and stay quiet about it. Theres only some girls I don't like anyway

>>39247518
Already sent one in

>>39247374
it'll be great if he's into humiliation play but i think of him as a person who like subtle punishment more

>>39247374
I look forward to it anon!

>>39247518
I already sent one myself. I dunno if it'll help but if the constant twitter whinging over luxiem "favoritism" led to better merch for everyone but luxiem maybe this can change it too

>>39247518
its already been done, it will only change future merch but they havent posted a new picture of any of their merch today so thats something

>>39247374
I feel like he would be hesitant, he seems a bit too soft to actually want to do any long-lasting or severe harm. But, maybe a student leans over and shows off curves he can't resist, and gives them a smack before recoiling and apologizing profusely. It's only when the student moans or tells him to do it again that he gets the hint. I do think after a while he would get some enjoyment out of it, having you over his knee, spanking your cute little ass red and leaving a few faint handprints. He gets hard when he feels your body jolt when his hand lands, and the resulting noises of pleasure you make afterward would probably get him riled up enough to start coping feels along with it, too, saying how punishment isn't meant to be enjoyed.

>>39247470
>>39247504
>>39247558
Thanks for the input! I definitely have degradation and shame in mind but I'll try to keep the level physical stuff into account.

>>39247623
Oh, you're a genius actually. He seems so hesitant at first but when push comes to shove it shows.

>>39247573
I can only hope it's a decent read; I want to do our kaichou justice!

>>39246395
We all thought hex would be doing the fujobaiting but we should’ve known it would be the korean

>>39201804
Thanks archivistanon. Can you also do a collage of the milk conversation?

>>39247882
It should've been obvious when it was shown that he was a webtoon character

>>39235317
luca/shu/yumedan, domestic, children
>>39242757
>>39243161

I’m a yume and unironically to help myself sleep every night I imagine what it would be like to share a bed with Luca, how he would pet my hair gently or stroke my cheek lovingly before either of us fall asleep, and how safe I would feel with him spooning me, being able to listen to his softly breathing and steady heartbeat. And how even though I’m a depressed person with bad self esteem, he’s still tell me I’m amazing and he believes in me…

deserves rape

>>39248551
cute lucub, theres more yumes for him here than i thought

>>39248340
shu/yumedan/domestic
>>39248551
luca/yumedan/giving assurance
>>39248551

Holy shit... Kaichou's voice tweet is making me feel things adjskfh

>>39249023
the recent one? its great isn't it

I have only seen Ver’s debut and he didn’t seem like my type but I’m curious, what do people enjoy about him?

>>39248551
I love this scenario a lot, Luca would definitely love you in spite of whatever pain you might be going through. I have these same thoughts but about Sonny and I talking about old internet memes and other nostalgia fueled shit until we get into an even deeper conversation that we eventually fall asleep in the middle of, both of us getting drowsier and drowsier by the second and no longer being able to give coherent responses due to sleep slowly taking us over, but still ending off with an “I love you” before falling asleep. Simple things like this are fine with me.

>>39248737
I’m gonna be honest with you I think 75% of Lucubs are yumes

>>39249252
Yesssss! I'm usually a pretty vanilla person, but it makes me want to bully him and make him cry

>>39249447
oh im aware, i am one. i meant /here/ in this thread. i always see kindred, quildren and briskadet yume posts and the occassional horny post for luca

I miss the boys...luxiem dead hours T^T

>>39250199
We get them together in VR this week! I'm so excited to see their body language!

i hope shu shows up to any of mysta’s 1M celebration streams c: pls don’t miss among us vr ;;

>>39245830
This resonated with me a lot, I've cried over this a lot but at the end of the day I know myself enough and I know I won't do anything stupid towards me or others, much less bother my oshi with these feelings (he'd laugh at me probably anyway)

The Yugo VOD archive got DMCA'd. It's gone now.

>>39251849
Which fucking narc did that

>>39251888
It was being posted pretty regularly on tw*tter, not surprised that it got taken down, just disappointed.

>>39251916
>Twitterfags can't keep their fucking mouths shut
I should expect this from the whole bag thing but jesus christ. Hopefully we have a backup of a backup

>>39250935
hopium...he's been online liking tweets every so few hours

It's that time again, I can't believe it's been one year with this silly demon. I have almost doubled my art collection! To celebrate, here it is, 10k+ pieces of demon art collected since debut. I added some porn and way more yume art since then. Have a good Luxiem anniversary, everyone!
https://mega.nz/folder/j1clAQ7S#ReL3BTrEBi9UhA5vmvFs1Q

>>39252245
happy luxiem anniversary, kindred

>>39251964
ive been wishing and hoping for too many things from him lately...i hope he streams soon to end my misery

>>39252245
Nice! Looking at this makes me wish I didn't delete all the art I saved a couple of months back.

>>39252471
Was there a reason you deleted your collection?

>>39253327
A fit of menhera that I was able to reign in slightly. Costs less to destroy a digital collection then a physical one.

I am going to LITERALLY fucking kill this company. Can't get decent merch out of them so they kill off fan merch too. Jeezus
https://twitter.com/JaniiceStudio/status/1602870376924676097

>>39253379
No... I really wanted Shu's bag...

>>39253407
Luckily they're just changing a few recognizable elements but still. It's fan merch this shouldn't be a big deal. Fucking hell I hate this company.

>>39253379
honestly I would be surprised if they allowed. but aren't there tons of fanmade merch out there? they should just make it honestly, it's their art anyway and they're not using the official arts

>>39253444
they don't allow mass production of fanmerch using their assets, which is understandable in a business perspective

>>39253379
This sure is ridiculous now that even NijiEN members themselves are calling it cute.

>>39253472
Oh I just saw the badge designs on the bag..hmm yea understandable then

>>39253533
Weren't those just examples, I'm pretty sure you can put any badge in there.

>>39253472
Not really outside of keychains, prints, and other typical merch.

>>39253504
It's not understandable it's stupid because it's made and produced by a fan. If they're calling it official then you'd have a problem but fan merch is another form of fan art. This is retarded. I really loved the designs and hope the new designs look as close to the original as possible.

The combination of Pio-chan really leaning into his lore and his genuine earnest wholesomeness is going to actually kill me

>>39253586
its made using elements from their ip aka the livers, and its also promoted using the livers names as well. they also don't share the profit with anycolor either so thats that. theyre more lenient when its small stuff like badges, keychains, standees. but when its bigger things that requires mass production, theyre way more stricter with it.

its a similar issue with how anycolor hunts down doujinshi artists using niji ip in japan

>>39253379
Harsh but imo it was dumb of them to email AC asking permission. It's a Japanese company with peak permissions autism! But the culture of fan-made goods in Japan is basically that companies look the other way with fan merch. But if you force a company to address it, of course they're going to say no. In the USA this is literally a requirement to protect a trademark, for example.

I knew I should have fucking downloaded the vods I wanted while the archive was up. I'm so retarded.

>>39255091
I'm beating myself up over it too. I kept telling myself I'd do it soon, and then forgetting. Why can't retards on twitter share these kinds of things privately like the rest of us instead of plastering it everywhere out in public?

>>39255091
it was taking me 7 hours for a 1.2gb vod though. think everyone and their dogs were downloading them.

>>39255216
I had a small list, the telephone games, vocal trainings, the last noctyx collab, but the website slowed to a crawl once it got to twitter. I'll probably never watch them, but I hate lost footage

>>39255357
i have most of the ones with sonny too if anyone wants them

>>39255401
Do you have a list of which ones those are? (are you the spreadsheet briskadet?)

>>39255357
Anon, I could kiss you. Could you upload the first vocal training VOD and the noctyx game show?

>>39255618
Sorry, I meant that I had a list of ones I wanted and those are it.

>>39255519
i'm not archivekadet! it's actually a pretty short collab list on yugo's channel - vocal training, english practice and noctyx gameshow. i missed out on the akihabara one.

>>39255702
What's the name of the English practice stream? I think I might be missing that one.

>>39255784
English pronunciation practice w/ Brisko

>>39255838
Could you please share that one? I have the Akihabara one if you want it as well.

>>39255931
yes please. i only have the 720p version though if you don't mind?

>>39256029
I don't mind at all!

im so fucking pissed, i hate anykara right now

>>39256055
here you go! https://mega.nz/file/E6B03T4Z#wuX21goyizGpebEoG-7Gt1YfHywxZX4D4FRQBL-meoo

>>39256552
https://gofile.io/d/QTWjRj sorry that took so long, slow upload. Let me know if you have any issues with the file.

>>39256722
no worries! the file isn't public?

>>39256851
Kill me, I'm so embarrassingly dumb with the simplest of things. Try now.

>>39256988
don't die ;_; thanks for the file!

no one shared but mysta 1M celebration
https://youtu.be/JW34Aypip6A

>>39257137
I popped in earlier but he was watching fan stuff. Is he done with that yet?

>>39257189
almost, hes going over his schedule now so i think hes gonna eat cake soon

luca schedule

mysta is doing a handcam now, hes going to bake cake?

I didn't get a chance to save Yugo's cover, does anyone have it? Just the audio is fine

>>39257877
queen of hearts? i have it, give me a second

>>39257923
Bless you. I was going to save it, but I didn't expect the archive would be taken down

Mysta...

>>39258009
here you go, i also have the telephone gameshow with luca, fuwa, etc if anyone wants that too. those are the only two things i had a chance to download
https://gofile.io/d/7ocYEX

>it'll melt in the mixture when you put it in the oven ok
>eggshell scrap at the bottom

>>39255091
Archive/spreadsheet kadet here, and I am so very very frustrated with the takedown... Most of my Yugo archive were only those with Sonny and I just realised that I'm missing 2 (The Radio Station
Minecraft "this game is not for noob"). If anyone has these I would forever be grateful. I've attached my sheet for Sonny and Yugo interactions with the vods I have saved (the ones with Sonny involved, then the ones that are just purely Yugo vods I saved) So much regret...

Some day Mysta will successfully bake a cake and I will be so proud of him. Today is not that day.

>>39258256
never change mysta

Now he's wondering why the unmelted butter is sticking to the spatula.

>>39257352
>trying to catch santa irl
what does this mean? is it like his amogus at 3am video?

wife's having fun with that twerking fugi of his

>>39258257
would you still want it if billibilli has it?

wife teasing us with his ass

Wife and dog playing in the snow... Cute.

>>39258461
yeah its like his amogus video

>>39258257
Forgot to add: I do plan on uploading the Yugo vods referenced in the sheet since all the links to his channel are now essentially dead. Gonna take me a while with my shite internet, but it will get done.
>>39258482
Yes! Do they have it? I really need to learn how to navigate bilibili...

>>39258545
they do, here's the minecraft one. they both have chinese subtitles on them
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1fT4y1e7sZ/
and the radio station vod
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Bq4y147YP/

wife rapebaiting for santa!

:)

>>39258642
the boys

>>39258642
vox looks very derpy here

>chat asks if his butter is unsalted
>don't worry it's vegan
what did he mean by this

consensual... robot?

>>39258628
THANK YOU

>>39258628
Do you know if they have any of his karaokes?

>>39258810
of course, thank you for archiving the boys when you can. wanted to add idk how to use billibilli that well but the radio station vod is split into 4 parts for some reason compared to the mc vod

>>39258844
they have a few, which one are you looking for?

>>39258891
The anisong and nijimelody ones in particular, but I'd be happy with any of them.

… wife has brain damage

>>39258978
nijimelody
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1gB4y1476y/
i believe this is the anisong one?
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV16V4y1w7LB/

>>39259025
Is that supposed to be news?

Mysta is a cannibal...

>>39259060
nta but thanks. do you know if they have his last stream, the hydration zatsu after the anisong karaoke?

>>39259060
Thank you!

>>39259249
not sure if its this one
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV17r4y187r2/ or this other one that youre looking for, https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1La41177JT?p=4

Any chance the kadet uploader's archive has twitter spaces in it? I never grabbed it but I wanna hear one with him and Yugo again.

vox and uki are having sex RIGHT NOW

wife being bred by aliens!

yugo…

I love wife's terrible sense of humor.

luca's smile naturally does look like that, its an accurate plush

>>39259439
I'll be adding the other Sonny-Yugo VODs to this folder: https://gofile.io/d/SKdQ12

so should the yugo archive link be removed from the op?

would you rather rape or be raped by sonny? be specific

wife is being silly

>>39259999
There's no reason to keep a dead link.

>>39259999
Yes. As well as whatever this bullshit is that was added unilaterally:
>No female images allowed (fanarts or reaction images)

>>39260101
i didnt even notice this added

>>39260101
Isn't that a rule? it was suggested last thread

>>39260226
it's retarded. it's a retarded thing to have in the OP of a thread

>>39260204
me neither. we don't do polls for this shit anymore?

>>39259858
You're a legend

Miraculously, the eggshell ended up on the very bottom of one of the cake layers after being baked, so Mysta saw it and took it out. No extra calcium for him.

>>39260226
it can be a rule without adding it to the OP, its just asking for shitposters

>5k watching wife
urgh

wife kissing men on stream

wife kissy sounds

wife wants a cock ring!

this icing really does look like cum, its turning an off yellow color

>>39260699
Well, we don't know there isn't cum innit...

>>39260754
>innit
mysta jacking off into his own icing for his cake

>>39261045
congrats mysta! it actually looks good

>>39261045
this looks like a cake out of 2001

holy shit

soccer comes from association??

>>39261960
Association football becoming soccer was a british thing. Someone who played it was called a soccer.

>>39261999
what the- and it somehow became an american thing

ike has a the witness collab with aia on thursday

i usually have mixed feelings about vtuber asmr, but i feel like kaichou would be good at it. positive reaffirmations make me cringe so just whispering would be nice. he has such a soothing voice.

100% rape me. I want him to use me like a disposable thing so I need to make sure I keep him satisfied at all times because I don't want him to get rid of me. I want him to use his power and authority to completely ruin my life so that I'm entirely dependent on him since I have nothing left. After all who would believe a nobody like me against a well-respected officer of the law?

Doppio in!