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gay global thread, post lewd nene instead
>>3918370Hey guys, what's the deal with there being like 5 Kiara/Veibae threads in the catalog? Did a collab actually get confirmed?
This is a body.
I love Ina!
Hey there, I’m just gonna list off things that don’t exist, here I go!>Bigfoot>The Loch Ness monster>Polka’s Rape Dingeon>The Easter Bunny>Towa’s breasts>The Tooth Fairy>Santa Claus
On your left Gura
>>3922111Honestly surprised it took as long as it did with how big her songs are
>>3922111Hard work and talent vsPower to create shrimps who UOOHHHH for you but never give you money
I am Nenechi's husband and I have the picture to prove it.
>>3922111Not so fast Peko
Almost time for the grand finale!
bros how do I learn to draw its too hard
>>3921952Hey, me too!
stay cool
Watching Lamy who's in a very peculiar mood today take on the arena quests of Rise, the quests that strips you of all your gear and provides you with their own stuff so it's a test of skill rather than a test of grind.While Temma's 24th Day of Eigo learning is him learning various english phrases in order to appease to others such as "Trust me, I am a Knight." and "Believe me, I did not do it." He also has a neat collab playing Devour with Aruran, Anya, and Iofi so you can catch his growing eigo in that stream as he'll be showing off.While in 20 minutes, Susan will NOT ruin Gura's day today as she WILL finish Resident Evil 8 and we will see her get giddy and excited facing off against Heisenburg and will even potentially cry at the ending. So friends, where we at?
>>3921938A body made for breeding
Thoughts?
>>3920908Kiara is gonna have a collab with veibae and another vshojo girl (no name for this one so far, so guess)
>>3921952私もイナが大好き!
>the train is like me, bottomlessGura...?
>>3922146always homie
>>3922128>Hard workYes 100%>Talentehhh, music is really subjective
>>3922154Still no original song.
Ame's favorite food.
>>3922128why are deadbeats like this?t. deadbeat
>>3922128This is pretty stale bait since Gura at the barest minimum makes $60k a month off memberships before cuts
>>3922111>music videos generate more views than vods wow who would've thunk
>>3921952Ame too!
What can you tell me about [your oshi]? anything specific you would like to let me know?
>>3922148>Bikini AyameThat horny already?
I love when korone laughs at penis jokes
When did Youtube add autoplay back in? Is there a way to turn this shit off?
>>3922108You're a disgusting little liar, implying the rape dungeon isn't real
>>3922148Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Lamy fighting a strangely intense battle against a Barroth!
>>3922144Keep on drawing
>>3922125Anon you had better be masterbating or you've lied.
>>3922168I would die for her
>>3922146Same to you partner
>>3922178Gura, she's cute
>>3922140>New song releasing in a couple of weeksHaachama, don't look
>>3922111TICK TOCK HOLOKEKS
>>3922184phone or PC?
[Elf News] As I had predicted, Lamy is now panicking and screaming
>>3922159
>>3922125Tell us how it went anon!
>>3922156It’s mouse with Moro, she leaked it
[Sad News] Lamy failed the Barroth arena quest
>>3921938this too!
And then Lamy falls to the Barroth.
>>3922108Twap...
>>3922111salary men vs neets and kids
>>3922178I miss her.
>>3922198Hot
>>3922148Right here, Ayamebro! Hoping that Youtube doesn't decide to be a shithouse again so I can enjoy the end of Gura's RE8 I swear to god, YT
>>3922178She works hard.
>quest failedRamy...
>>3922206PC, used to have the "autoplay" toggle on top of the playlist but now that's gone and it automatically queues a video once a stream ends.
>>3922178Have you heard of Amelia Watson?Word on the block is, she's a woman! A pretty one, too!
>>3922194ESLbro you're grudgeposting a post that spelled it correctly, how did you fuck that up?
Okay, did I fuck up something in my settings, or is this 'x received a reply' shit on Twitter new? I don't want to see some literally who replying to my oshi with a reddit meme on my timeline.
Lance denied again...
>>3922233
>>3922154no thoughts
>>3922178Gura, she's getting MOTIVATED
Opinions on this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bU1x4uHHnI
>>3922148Right here!
Your numbers for the day
>>3922227>broYou know that's a girl, right?
>>3922111Did YouTube finally add the EP auto generated songs to Mori's channel? I remember that sometimes takes a bit, and i know GRLS got to 1 million views very recently.
>>3922233They changed the icon and hid it in the toolbar on the bottom right of the video in an attempt to dupe people into thinking they couldn't disable it and giving their algorithm even more recursive power over content.
>>3922148Right here Ayamefriend!
>>3922140Wait, when did fat cat and miko break 1M?
These are some blessed as hell Lamy noises. I feel...strange...
>>3922251Thanks anon, holy shit why the hell is it there and why did it default to being on
>>3922214Mororon...
Hope we are getting stories during SC section tonight
>>3922148Right here, sexy schnitte!
>>3922250https://streamable.com/pywo61https://streamable.com/eedu5p
>>3922204THE PRIDE OF ABE THE LAST HOPE OF JAPAN
>>3922276is that a tsunami or a Morphling?
>>3922260>>>
>>3922264Bro could be a Slowbro, still going to call bro a bro, bro
>>3922262Nabi has a bilibili? wtf
>>3922249It's not new. It's been like that for about 4 years. You can't disable it.Twitter's algorithm randomly shows you interactions from anyone you follow. It's a feature intended to bog down your timeline with garbage and make content curation less efficient so you're forced to waste more time scrolling to find things you like and have less power to ignore things you don't want to see.
Reminder that she exists.
Is this true?
>>3922214It's gonna be shit for the sole factor of whatever the fuck they did to mouse's model last time I saw a screenshot of one of her streams
>>3918370nenechi..
>>3922154i really like the paw prints on the bottom of her sandals.
>>3922262GO AME GO
>>3922262>Ame gained double the subs Mori did todayGO AME GO
>>3922144Get a timer. Every time you draw start and stop it. After each 100 hours compare your work to 100 hours ago. Then do it again. That’s almost the minimum to notice any real improvement. But it is there. Basically: do your reps
THEY ARE
>>3922262Kiara and Ina losing subs? Thats not what any other stat tracking site says.
>>3922264Some bros have pussies, bro. Meanwhile you got a dick but somehow you still a bitch.
>>3921952ME TOO
>>3922316>fucking flatdeliciously so!
I have something very important to say.something very important
>>3922178She's a mad woman, get but madNo sane person could be in this business for years without anything resembling success and still have this positive attitude, this lack of care about viability of this path, this focus on her dreams and love of her fans!This is the sort of madness every man should have, it's the prime example of why humanity got so far as it did! She's the example we all should follow to our dying breath!
kita
>>3922262GO AME GOOO
https://youtu.be/DqYPptPST3o
>>3922168
>>3922313That's fucking weird, I'd never seen any of that since a couple of days ago and I've been on Twitter for years.
>>3922340It's not their youtube channels..
>>3922309Sex with you
>>3922168try spinach ame. it's super yummy
>>3922178She’s extremely cute
>>3922316Man why is this even a thing? Why wait until her birthday to do this....
>>3922108>Towa's breasts
>>3922313>>3922370If you click on the three dots in the corner of the tweet and select "See less often" it will disable the feature for a while. Same with "X liked this tweet"
>>3922276Thanks for reposting, tako friend.
>>3922194>>3922212I just finished now I'm waiting for Gura
>>3922262What videos do the EN girls even have on Bilibili that they're still gaining views from? Especially Mori?
>>3922371Wait the girls have Billibilli channels?
>>3922262>Gura and Mori are the only actual holos inclining in ChinaHow fucking strong are they, holy shit...
Cool!Someone made a song about Aki!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwmSfVoEcjU
>>3922386It's related to wrasslin'
How do you die to a BarrothHis whole thing is that he overcompensates on his attack so he has huge gaps where you can just beat his ass.
>>3922108Please stop lying, I met Santa when I was little, he exists.
Gura....
>>3922317Why did they do that? Her previous model was much better. All she needed was a new outfit.
>>3922108>Kiara's singing ability
>>3922108POLKA'S RAPE DUNGEON IS REAL AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
>>3922369everyone does that though
Holding hands with Gura!Walking through the park with Gura!Snuggling on the couch with Gura!Baking desserts with Gura!Singing together with Gura!Listening to Gura sleepily ramble as you lay down together!Stargazing with Gura!Cold winter mornings under the blankets with Gura!Dozing off in Gura’s lap as she hums!Watching scary movies with Gura!
By the way, the reason Ina was terribly tired is because she's been working on the Birthday Merch since she's doing her own art for it since she didn't want to harass Kuroboshi for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsFuR0zCjU
>>3922227
>>3922386It's a holofightz thing. A takobro animated (yes, animated) a preview for the title match between Ina and Haachama, and Ina one.
>>3922108>Hey there, I’m just gonna list off things that don’t exist, here I go!Also include>my doorBecause the crazy lady ripped off the handle and kicked a hole through the bottom.
>>3922148 Ayamefriend and chumpion sitting and watching streamsk-i-s-s-i-n-g
Could anyone else try their ytarchive on gura's upcoming stream? Keeps failing on my end
Why are they being so autistic about not calling holomyth a "generation"?
>>3922432No they fuckin dont
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1395179198436741120https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1395179198436741120https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1395179198436741120
>>3922339Built for gloved double handjobs
>>3922437anon please...
How long does Gura have till she beats the game?
>>3922129congratulations!
Gura just been kinda dull lately, and it feels like she's not striving to improve. Although I get some people still love her. Seeing some of the replies to this criticsm is pretty dumb, what's the point of this forum if we're gonna see every post as a lie. So many people think literally any difference in opinion is anti/falseflagging etc. I remember when Mori was one of the most hated people here, like there was genuine animosity towards her. Not like the garbage shitposting towards her sometimes, she's actually such an uncontroversial figure now it's funny to think about. But honestly as much as Mori doesn't want to admit it, a lot of the criticism that were leveled against Mori those few weeks she did actually listened and improved, I also hope Gura improves.
>>3922389Towa's breasts!https://streamable.com/00oykw
>ringo is gone
>>3922432i don't do that anon...
>>3922438She already mentioned voicepacks
>>3922214When?
>>3922448lemme ask p-san after hes done fucking my ass okay
>>3922417He's a great filter for hammer uses because his head is his danger zone and Hammer just has to do nothing but relentlessly hit head. For someone trying hammer for literally the first time, he's disproportionately difficult
>>39224571-2 hours depending on how well she does
>>3922444
>>3922463No one cares
>>3922168>>3922168>>3922168Context? I don't have membership to Ame
>>3922444Damascus, why...
>>3922468But that was a no brainer. I'm talking about the physical merch.
>>3922463ogey
>>3922448That's just the management for EN. All the fans and talent pretty much call it a generation.
>>3922339obsessed with Mori
How does this make you feel like?https://youtu.be/lcN5fo0gQb8?t=5609
>>3922401Anon your edging and release reps.....
>>3922452>double handjobsIs that 2 hands on 1 cock, or 1 hand on 2 cocks?
>>3922438it works because of the multiple timelines
>>3922444why are you like this
>>3922463I recognize this pasta.
roughly 8.5 hours of fat cat asmrhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3y-e0n6k6gABVGNXnKzuKux7cDhPVZd3
>>3922463Yeah Gura has a lot of flaws. The biggest for me currently is how bad she is about communicating.
>>3922442>Ina oneYour homophone reps
https://streamable.com/f8aj90
>>3922111>channel with 10+ replayable songs gets more views check mate GuraReally?
>>3922443You could've prevented that, but you chose to watch holotalk instead
>>3922444Lol
>>3922148Right here, Ayamefrined. Ready to hit the sack after Ina's incredibly comfy stream. Don't let the hornyposters get to you.
>>3922483>>3922508I love OC
>>3922444THANK YOU DAMASCUS
>>3922490Right, but why do they do that?
Watamelon posters are gay
>>3922444Kek
>>3922463Been a while since I've seen this pasta. I sure hope other people aren't stupid enough to not recognize it
>>3922496Makes me feel like you're shilling Aki in this thread.
>>3922534Now draw them fucking
>>3922518You callin' me a faggot?
>>3921952What a coincidence, me too!
>>3922457she could have done it yesterday if youtube didn't die so not too long
>>3922544I mean they've explained 'why', its up to you if that 'why' is stupid or not.
What's wrong with being mentally ill, anyway
>>3922444go back to your smoke hole!
>>3922443Glad you survived!
>>3922265If it was the generated songs from the new EP, I think the number would be higher than that seeing as there were four of them and they're all in or around a million views.
>>3922373
>>3922444BASED DAMASCUS
>>3922148FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS
>>3922437Licking Gura's eyeball!
Anyone got timestamp of Kiara shitting on the whole "EN has no generations" during her Ina stream?
>>3922547Why are Hei-Men like this?
>>3922534There's a whole lot of cute girls in hololive to draw you know, you could've done something with them instead
F whoever told gura that final handgun had a "spread"
>>3922556makes me feel like other niggers like the nene, sheep and towa cucks do the same in the en thread.complain about them all
>>3922244maybe he's... a master at baiting...
>>3922534There are so many Holos...
>>3922463The best EN currently are ame, kiara and ina. The other 2 can suck my dick
>>3922556Nah, no wayBy the way, check this out!https://youtu.be/lcN5fo0gQb8?t=5780
>>3922513It's pure bliss.
>>3922444BASED?
>>3922598i too would like gura to suck my dick
>>3922464This is a top tier post, and I'm saving that are. Thank you, fellow Towa bro.
>>3922444God damn it Damascus
>>3922437Ravaging Gura's cunny!
>>3922444WHY
Hang on a minute... since when does Lamy play SnS?
>>3922598Fuck youGura is gonna suck MY dickIna as well
No one told me she's using SnS now. I think she's my new oshi.
>>3922316Haha, it's *n*ch**m*
>>3922393Man I miss Mass effect 1, shit was good.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1395181343160643584https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1395181343160643584
>>3922582Oh, shit. You fucked up now, Ayamefriend.
>>3922444now draw them fucking
>>3922621She's switching around
>>3922284>SCsanon...
I want you guys to know that I love Gura
>>3922449She's really motivated after her family visit, as scuffed as it was!
>>3922617Hey, I didn’t want to whip out my longer hornypost where that would belong
>>3922595Holy broken English.
>>3922631SUPER MARIO PARTY IKZZZZZZZZZ
>>3922640saved for grudgeposted later
>>3922586Kiara's going to tank the EN "no gen" bullshit because she WILL be a senpai. She did not spend all this time know towing to Japanese bullshit to all of a sudden stop when it's her turn to benefit.
>>3922631then ask in Discord ya goofy bird
Self-inserter bros, we're in..
>>3922449
>>3922627This one doesn't work quite as well.
>>3922659shame its only for 4 players
>>3922631Inb4 she gets desperate enough to call in random EU indies like that German Egyptian loli
>>3922597
Still time to do a quick Smile & Go! rep before Gura's streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PT1phuM9Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PT1phuM9M
>>3922586>Kiara ignores management, still swears like a sailor>Kiara ignores management, still describes herself as from 'HoloEN 1st gen' in her twitter bio>nothing happens to KiaraWhy do the other girls listen to their managers again?
>>3922669Susan...
Let's goooooo Susan!
>>3922631This is a hint, kiara is gonna play mario party in the vshojo collab.
>>3922657Based
>>3922168based
Alexander Fig Newton
>>3922664Holy fuck I can't believe dubs.2.0.vtuber.en.exe is having sex with Kiara RIGHT NOW
Why did God make a world where one aingle single unicorn schizo can harass, depress, and if they're fucked enough, even kill dozens of innocent unprepared people? Let alone the doxxers, groomers, etc. A few bad people can take away the good literal thousands can do, sometimes in the blink of an eye. They can uproot lives.Why is the world made this way? Who allowed for this to happen?
>>3922595based esl
>>3922684I'll need something more than a small african to stream your song, Flare
>>3922386it's not even an anti-post though
>>3922631Do you think Kiara would do a 'please call in and play with me' stream like Korone and Pekora did?
>>3922669What was Susan linked to?
>>3922689Kiara is Jenma's favorite. She doesn't give a fuck about Ame and Gura.
>>3922669Aww geez....
Fuck this faggot
>>3922684I WILL STREAM SMILE & GO!
>>3922178one time my oshi read a story about a 9 year old getting raped in his bedroom by an ogre to over 10 thousand people
I'm still angry Polka listed her banpire cover as Entertainment instead of Music.
>>3922684Only if Flare drops DMC2
>>3922573Red didn't have an auto generated video. Guh could have been added some time ago since it was the second most popular, while Bully and GRLS may have been added more recently. At least that's my assumption, nobody really knows how YouTube works.
>>3922444This is what inhaling Californian wildfire smoke does to a nigga
I feel like playing rounds of Mario party with four people and having the fifth provide color commentary then rotating based on who wins and loses would work fine. They don’t seem to be willing to try that kind of setup though
So is Gura ddlg or not?
>>3922684Why is Flare giving me a Flare?
Did Ina's times square birthday thing happen yet?
>>3922684>original song>160k viewsJesas...all those 10s of thousands of yen.
>>3922444My fucking sides
>>3922631reminder that the other Hologirls are not her friends
>>3922148Right here Ayamefriend! Waiting for Gura to finish this once and for all
>>3922717You could have just blocked him and moved on
>>3922689It's better to seek forgiveness than to seek permissions.
Do you know th
ITS TIME
>>3922717based racist blocking all hangul usernames.
>>3922722Most Holos do that, it's painful.
>>3922738Reminder that you need better rrats
>>3922706Take this then. It will give you energy.
>>3922730Why are you asking when you know the answer?
>>3922730Fuck off already.
>>3922704That's entropy for you. It's much easier to destroy than it is to create. But that's just a natural consequence of physics. It can't be helped.
OH SHITIT'S TIME
>>3922704Sorry, did I miss something?Was there some kind of shooting or bombing or something?
>>3922738Reminder to take your meds
>>3922733It's dangerous to go alone.
>>3922689Kiara is based I know.
>>3922689Kiara is a gigastacy.Gura is the kind of girl that stutters "y-yes sir" when you tell her to have a seat.Ame just cheerfully does whatever the managers ask because she doesn't care.
>>3922767>>3922769why are you replying instead of just reporting off topis shit?
Live now>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF3WCi2q2-o>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGa5mRFHT7A
>>3922649Did Gura even say anything about the visit other than getting food poisoning?
Nice, new Poruka videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0me8OnjIaY
>>3922746but I wanted to vent here!
>>3922730Gura smoked weed?
>>3922627What happened to that girl, anyway?
How much game left does gura have?
Goomba
>>3922794sus
>>3922713This, Jenma gives Kiara clear preferential treatment because Kiara kneeled to Jenma's superior nippon culture and basically wants to be a jap.
Gura live!
I'm ready to goom
>>3922689ame and gura buck back a little, but it's mostly because kiara has a backbone and the others can't be bothered with going to war with management everyday
GOOMBA ROOMBA
>>3922767why are YOU asking THIS when you already know the answer?
>>3922796Obviously, pretty common to have a phase like that
>>3922730We've known for ages, this isn't new information.>>3922796It was an April Fools post, look at the date.
>>3922689 My oshi just doesn't give a shit and I lover her for it
>>3922782>Gura is the kind of girl that stutters "y-yes sir" when you tell her to have a seat.Gura's the kind of girl who wants to be someone's pet and forced to eat off of the floor. Gura's a freak.
>>3922689i think this is what always bothered me the most about kiara. she's allowed to do anything; make meme videos, release her own music, shill her music in collabs, complain about haters, leak managerial information, etc.; and gets away with it every. fucking. time. it's not so much that i even dislike kiara as a person, but she gets to do whatever she fucking wants and it's not fair to the other girls, especially gura.
>>3922800Depends on whether she decides to play the last 2 hour of the last stream over. 1-2 hours if not.
Do I put everything in bitcoin?
Ha! Look at that Goomba riding on a roomba!
>>3922820>>3922822why are you replying?
>>3922722What does that do as opposed to the other?
>>3922796>>3922820Actually no, she explicitly said she didn't smoke as HER.
>>3922738CorrectThey are her LOVERS
GURA CUTE GURA CUTE
>>3922444Goddamnit Damascus.
>>3922836GO GURA GO
in this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? is it like a fat cat hovering above? at least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will
>>3922826And that's fucking great.
SUSAN PLEASE
>>3922712Considering how kino her waiting for Ina stream was, her waiting for someone to play with her should be similarly kino
oh fuck that scared me
Why is she muted at the start lately?
Fuck off HERfags, no one wants you here
>>3922704It's much easier for us as human beings to remember, dwell, and reflect on bad things- it's how we survived so long. Something bad happens, remember it, learn from it.It takes an active effort to disregard terribleness and remind yourself of the vast majority of good things. You don't hold onto those as easily because good things means things are going right, no need to reflect on it or learn a lesson from it.So disregard the one shizopost, remember all the nice OC, all the fun moments your oshi had and not the occasional yab.
I missed Gura
>>3922679That would be based though
Gura's so cute! I missed her voice!
I hope youtube got their exorcists to exorcise Nasim's ghost
>>3922826Fucking hot. I love her.
>>3922846I wish we got to see all of the off collab sex Kiara had with the JP holos when she was in Japan0
susan pls
SUSAN YOU BETTER NOT FUCKED UP THIS STREAM
GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA
>>3922796Have you not been watching her streams? It's pretty obvious she's high on some occasions
DORITOS MENTIONNACHO EDITION
>>3922625She's being an arenachad right now
>>3922279fat cat?
kek Gura
Hearing Gura speak makes me happy
Has anyone bet money on whether or not jewtube will go down again?
>Doritos
>>3922827>it's not fairMaybe if the other girls simply did not give a fuck about management as much as Kiara did
>>3922868AntiHERfags are unironically a thousand times more obnoxious, you literally didn't even need to make that post, the nigger already got deleted by the meidos, but you just had to be a dumb attention whore.
Based
>doritosarchitech bros...
Her voice at the beginning was so cute!
They still sell Doritos roulette in the US? Cant get them here in Canada anymore, wish they still sold them here.
>>3922826I feel she can do both sub and dom of she feels like it. She clearly loves having the power too sometimes.
Gura's sensitive baby shark taste buds uoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3922826Not mutually exclusive.
SHES GOT CHIPS
G.........
>>3922704The fuck happened?
>>3922868>>3922904>1 min apart
RED DORITOS
>>3922897same desu
I feel like Cover is doing something severely wrong if the EN Nijis can play RE8 in fucking english and the HoloENs can't. I'm actually a bit fucking peeved.
>>3922444damascus no...
crunchy
>>3922853FASTEST
>Gura fighting the boss again for the people that missed itSHE LOVES US
>we have to watch the same boss fight again because of fomoniggers
>>3922796Ina smokes weed?
>>3922827any of the other girls could do those things anon. they just choose not to
Testing something don't mind me
Gura thinks Doritos are food...
>>3922926Retardchama...
>referencing doritosDORITO FISH ALLIANCETHEY'RE
>>3922927>>3922917>>3922905w-what do all the sheep chips mean?!
>>3922905>>3922917>>3922927sugoi
Remember as you're watching the finale of RE8 today that DMC started off as RE4 but branched off to be its own thing because it was too extreme/weird for them.REMEMBER THIS
>>3922933they are not monetized
>>3922911They brought it back last month.
Starting with foodGura...
>gura's dorito dust-covered fingers on her keyboard and mouse
>Muting the crunchNO. I WANT TO HEAR THE CRONCH
>>3922926Is counting that difficult for you, retard?
can I have sex with Gura
This stream has been brought to you by Doritos
>>3922907Corn chips aren't that fatty compared to potato chips, it's the "healthier" option
>>3922905>>3922917>>3922927The fuck is with Watame and chips?
>>3922926but it's true retard
>>3922915I know, I just felt it would be hot if we all acknowledged the kind of shit Gura is into.And it was.
>Thread theme suddenlyhttps://youtu.be/yJentDk-fNQ
FUCK CRUNCH AND EATING SOUNDS
>>3922954TONY REGRAVE LOVEGILVER LOVE
>>3922938>>3922942The duality of chumbuds...
>>3922945kek'd and saved
>>3922914I will rape your asshole with a knife faggot
>>3922827I mean, with the possible exceptions of the meme videos (If you're thinking of the statement I'm thinking of, that is odd), I think thats less not allowed and more that just isn't in their personality to do.
God I fucking lover her.
>>3922963no!
That crunch could be a soundpost
>>3922827>i think this is what always bothered me the most about kiara.>but she gets to do whatever she fucking wants and it's not fair to the other girls, especially gura.I would understand this if there was proof for management actively stopping Gura from doing all these things. Maybe Gura doesnt want to complain about haters, leak information, make meme vids and release her own music, yet
is there a doritos roulette jackpot? basically just the spicy chips
>>3922948When everyone is a melon, NOBODY will be!
>>3922938I told you she'd do that and you didn't miss anything but puzzle ball madness.
>>3922981ESL?
>>3922905>>3922917>>3922927>open all three>be in crunch heaven
>>3922963Sorry, she's mine
gura cute
>>3922963get in line, fag
>>3922727>Red didn't have an auto generated videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gf55K06NfI
>>3922945
>>3922968It's her entire being
>>3922963yes, but I don't remember writing this post
>>3922771It's tough when I remember that all it takes is enough schizo motivation and autistic talent wrapped up in a crazy enough package to pose a serious threat to something thousands if not millions of people can enjoyAnd it honestly just feels hopeless. Why do people like that even exist? Why is human nature so capable of fucking up that it could produce a person willing and capable of doing that? And even when we try to fix them, sometimes it can just make some real schizos even more likely to actWill there ever be a way to keep the important stuff in life safe?
>>3922945kino
>>3922955Fucking what? This is what I get for only leaving the house once a week to get groceries and then go back into my hole.
>>3922945Ok thats good
Wow she’s doing what she did last night again like she said she would. I’d grudgepost the dramaschizos that were trying to start shit last night but I’m too lazy
Gura's crunch got me hard....
>>3922963You have to have sex with me first
ENTER
Someone say Doritos?
>>3922827Anon, they all can do this shit, they just have to do it and possibly askIt's just that most of girls are doormats that are too shy to ask for collab, not to mention talking to management
>>3922945Hilarious, good shit anon
>>3922963We can gangbang her like the little slut she is.
>>3922704>>3922771>>3923012What the fuck did I miss?
>So what we're gonna do is... hope and pray... what am I saying?... okIf I wanted to concernfag or stir shit I could probably pick up a lot of momentum from compiling Gura's worst word salad moments where she absolutely cannot put a sentence together and is getting noticeably frustrated with herself and spiraling even worse out of control, then putting them in a youtube clip compilationMaybe if it became a big enough rrat it would get her to try ADHD medication. I wonder if she'd be less entertaining.
Gooruh...
>>3922979Focus on the stream, Gura.
>started with cute squealgreat stream
The moment the stream started I saw a retarded SC but it got deleted instantly (or Gura deleted it?).I love Gura and Ame.
I tried the xxtra flaming hot Doritos a couple days ago and they were disappointing.
Fuck, chip asmr get's me good.
>>3922973Why does that drawing look like Watame wants some head
I think Gura's cuteness has leveled up recently
>>3922956They have a streamlabs.
>>3922963Only if you behave yourself young man
GURA'S A TRAIN AUTIST
>>3922827I think the other 4 just aren't used to deal with this type of company, kiara has experience and knows how much she can pull the rope
>>3923056Same desu
>>3923012By killing those who threaten you.That's the only way. Thank the Lord above that you don't need to live in a world where that's a solution you need to do yourself.
>>3922963No, she's mine
>>3923071you arent?
>>3923051what was itand did dloow ever show his bitch face again in chat
>>3922905>>3922917>>3922927Unironically impolite. If someone I'm supposed to listen to constantly snacks on chips and deliberately makes the chewing audible, I'd tell them to cut that shit out.
Chumbuds are busy, post armpit.
Why is Gura fighting Kamikaze plane?
>>3923071>expecting anything less from an ant sniffer
CUTE
Gura's eating shit!
>>3923085He got banned from chat kek
>>3922827>allowedshe just does it. She wanted to make music so she pulled all the strings to make music. Other Holos go for ages without original music because they're waiting for a signed invitation, not because anyone's denying music from them.
>>3923085Nigger's banned.
Can you people stop pretending like Gura is some unique angel? This is why all the other fanbases are starting to dislike you. Takos, teamates, deadbeats and even KFP jannies have something positive to say about the others. Rarely do they build up their oshi as someone who is supposedly holy, while implying that the others are garbage, maybe only as a banter.This is the most annoying part of chumbuds. Every fucking time they pretend like Gura is above every other Holo. Ina is also precious and loves her fans. Ame is also caring. Mori also works hard for both herself and others. Kiara also interacts with her fans and builds long lasting memories with them she cherishes. Stop pretending only Gura does those things.
did Gura forget to save
>>3923085E-celeb collab request faggotry
>>3922871But I mean look at Aloe, look at other indies who cave under anti shit. Hell, look at people like Christina Grimmie.If just is so fucked up that there's no way to keep ourself safe from actual fucking maniacs
Does Gura hide view count? How did she not receive realize that 90% of people got disconnected yesterday?
Have a bourbon on my left and my .308 on the right bros.
>>3923056gura those are amelia's
>>3923095and I'd call you a faggot
>>3922933Niji is willing to live dangerously and stream unmonetized when they lack perms. They probably could get in trouble for it if hololive fans were as organized and malicious as nijiniggers with regards to reporting/harrasing/ect.
thread seems really slow for a Gura stream at this time... we ogey anons?
The idea of an enemy that's basically a plane propeller with legs, walking around trying to kill you is so funny
>>3923103lmao
>>3923107She chose not to.
>>3923099they had to add the japanese SOMEHOW
Gura's squeals give me life.
>>3922782Ame is just happy she's in Hololive
>>3923085Someone was impersonating him for whatever reason but he's banned regardless so it worked.
Perhaps you shouldn't eat Doritos if they give heartburn Gura.
>>3922998This needs a sound post but I don't know what sound
>>3923106ogey
>>3923107She didn't save on purpose
>>3922827Imagine if Gura did all those things.How many anti threads would be up about her right now? More than Kiara, I'd bet.There's a reason Kiara takes the heat from this board that the rest of EN doesn't, and it's because she has that attitude that lets her do whatever she wants and be a loud-mouth (love it or hate it).
>>3923114There's a button to do that apparently, so yeah probably.
Propeller-boys, we're in!
>>3923121Not only that, but the blades are actually chainsaw blades
>>3922704Because for some reason, there's peop[le out there that see joy or someone bringing joy and the only thought in their heads is how they can destroy it.
>propeller boy is cuteHow can we possibly compete?
>>3923135But they're yummy...
>>3923120im watching the stream, sorry
I don't get the Moreau is cute meme.
>>3923120shut up and enjoy this rare peaceful thread
>>3923098
>>3923107She said she’d do it again since this fight was only seen live by 3k people
>>3922933retarded take, and it's better than nothing. better safe than get fucked by capcom permissions again and cause an innocent chuuba to take an long ass vacation. of course you know jack shit about that since you're new
>>3923118XD
I wonder what propels a monster like that to be so violent...
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE.
>Goodnight sweet prince>Fucking explodes
>>3923114She definitely does. She had no idea because chat was still moving so fast since the CCV count and chat are independent components.
>>3922973Sounds better than I expected, good job.
STURM LOVE!
>>3922945very nice
>>3923154He just wanted to be loved.
IMPORTANT POAL.http://poal.me/o7k1chttp://poal.me/o7k1chttp://poal.me/o7k1c
>>3923167
SHE WAS A FISHY BOYSHE SAID SE YA LATER BOYHE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
>>3923114Yes.She thought the issue was only happening to 50% of the people when the view count dropped down to 5k-10k or so.
so all chumbuds are pedophiles right? this is bait in order to increase the amount of cunny in this thread
>>3923146Heisenberg, that madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZYG2NVaqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZYG2NVaqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZYG2NVaqo
It always astonish me how Gura can find cuteness in the weirdest thingsIt makes me feel like i have a chance
>>3923114Probably. You absolutely know she did for the outfit reveal.
>>3923120Chumtourists only appear for Gura's big streams. Genuinely the worst part of these threads.
>>3922704>Why is the world made this way? Who allowed for this to happen?This is all a result of our fallen nature Anon. We were given paradise and we forsook it for the words of the evil one. But always remember that even with all the evil in this world, all the schizos and doxers and groomers that you mentioned, are ultimately powerless to keep us from God. That is our own choice.>A few bad people can take away the good literal thousands can doEverything good on this Earth will fade away with time. Everyone will die eventually, and only ashes will be left. But we were not made for this world, and instead of fearing what happens here, we should look forward to what awaits us after.tl;dr: Love your oshi and don't worry bad things.
Moreaukeks... it's over.
Gura's controller hands are creeping me the fuck out
>>3923184MOREAU LOVE
GURA DOESN'T WANT TINY FISH DICKS, ONLY HUGE MECHANICAL COCKS FOR THE SIZE QUEEN HERSELF
>>3923114>gura hides viewcountBased, fuck numberfags.
So how much left of this game is there? Will this stream even reach an hour?
>>3923106Can you people stop pretending like Kiara is some unique angel? This is why all the other fanbases are starting to dislike you. Takos, teamates, deadbeats and even cumbuds have something positive to say about the others. Rarely do they build up their oshi as someone who is supposedly holy, while implying that the others are garbage, maybe only as a banter.This is the most annoying part of KFP. Every fucking time they pretend like Kiara is above every other Holo. Ina is also precious and loves her fans. Ame is also caring. Mori also works hard for both herself and others. Gura also interacts with her fans and builds long lasting memories with them she cherishes. Stop pretending only Kiara does those things.
POCHI... your secret-keeping reps...https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1395017056081248259
>>3923162It's not a fucking retarded take. They have a fucking partnership with capcom and they can't fucking play a game in ENGLISH? And this isn't even a regional fucking thing because Pekora couldn't fucking put it in English either. They are doing something severely wrong here, stop fucking defending this shit. >>3923119That said this would make sense, I guess.
>>3923114she probably hides it so she doesn't realize how many people watch her and get nervous. I'm pretty sure she doesn't check her subscriber count either because she wasn't aware she was the second biggest vtuber channel.
>>3922827
>>3923154He's cute in that he's so pathetic. Like a weak pet. Basically, only sadistic people find him cute.
>>3923191yum, bait
Yes.
>>3923120let me watch in peace fag
>She still calls me HER...
CRAZY BITCH MENTION!
MIRANDA RAPED NOT-DANTE
>>3923191
>>3923222Jesas, the anti-numberfag
>>3923079It's easy when it's a bad country or religion though, but schizos seem to appear literally anywhere, for so fucking reason, often hiding shit well enough that you're never sure until it blows up in your face. It feels like so many schizos had normal families and were raised as brothers and sons of good people. What do you do when your own family could be what threatens your life and what you care about, and you might not even be aware of it?
THIS BRAT
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH THAT BRAT
>>3923179>same result as todayWhere are the "chumbuds hours are tourists hours" retards?
>>3923209FUCK MY COCK IS STILL TOO FLESHY. I'M NGMI.
That's getting clipped for reactions, lmao
>>3923215There's the heisenberg fight, then the chris segment and then the final boss
>>3923193>theres already 1500+ people waiting for something that will premiere in 33 hours
>>3923232luv me the bitch
>>3923193I hope moris singing is better on the full thing.I hope that moris singing is only part of a bigger thing with multiple holos singing.
assuming he means hoodie, wtf is he talking about?
>>3923247People are lying. The poalfag needs to be more clever.
>>3923197Nah, people like you who shit up the thread with complaints are worse
>ethan has an interesting bodyUUUUUOOOHHH GURA WANTS TO IMPALE HIM
>>3923045I'm fairly (rrat) confident she is actually on meds and those episodes happen when she's off meds.
>>3923193Man, I love that giant sword, significant setting landmarks always help with making art set in there way more recognizable
>>3923266>People are lying.And here you fucking go kek
>>3923253It was 2.5k a few hours ago.
>>3923154he's the average chumbud
>>3923058which might or not might be against capcom streaming polices. Nintendo also doesnt allow streamlabs only monetization trough the video platfroms of twithc, fb and youtube.ID branches are a special case since indonesia cant superchat and yet they are all monetized. i would like to think management is aware of that but who knows is something a lot of people ignore.https://www.capcom.com/video-policy/
>Ethan has an interesting bodyFirst Leon, then Dante, and now EthanHOW CAN I FUCKING COMPETE?
>>3923247>166 IPsYeah, I wonder where are they
>>3923221Nigger, Capcom gets to decide this shit. Legally, it is their right to do whatever the fuck they want and dictate they act however they want in their games.Cover pulled off a miracle getting permissions out of them after they started the Holocaust in the first place. You're given a miracle and spit in its face because it isn't perfect.
>>3923222She might’ve just been embarrassed during the podcast and doesn’t like talking about it, but I definitely believe she hides the viewer counts
>>3922827>it's not fair to the other girls, especially gura.Le mao
>>3923114What use is looking at viewer count after you pass that initial double digit number?
>>3923288No this is
>>3923264Asking her if she's gonna play Undertale, I'm fluent in autism
>>3922827Are you fucking retarded? Honestly? Have you maybe considered that Kiara is one of the only extroverts in a company full of intoverts? And that she's even more extroverted than the others, so she does more? That could be a good reason for all of this. You're pretending as if no other talent can do all of this/HAS DONE any of this shit in the past
>>3922933Since you're looking for stupid shit to be mad at, they can play Genshin Impact too.
Gura smart...
>>3923271Post the full picture coward
SMART SHARK
>Kiara will collab with Coco soonNice>Kiara will also collab with VshojoOh god
GURA TENSAI!
>>3923294You can't compete with a guy that can fucking reattach his hand
>Gura predicting the plot 5 minutes before the reveal.
>>3923304https://files.catbox.moe/bdpb99.webm
>>3923294start grow molds inside your body, you can do it gosbro!
>>3923294The real rrat is they are all the same person
Opinions?
>Gura actually paid more attention to the story than I did
Mori and Gura both predicted important story twists. THEY ARE
>>3923294Get white hair or cut of your hand dunno
>>3923204Accurate adhd button pressing
>Gura already figured out the twistBig brain shark>Chat is already spoiling the gameRetards
DANTE MENTION
>>3923294Capcom can't keep getting await with it!
Gura is both dumber and smarter today.
>>3922827Literally none of the things you listed are of any actual consequence or worthy of being disallowed in the first place
>>3923310i legitimately never would have gotten that, thanks for translation!
is gura's rrat true? i havent seen the ending of the game
>>3923247Im lying
>>3922168She's a reptile.
>>3923114>view countIt's a useless distraction anyways
She is just pretending
>Can't say anything hypothetical because chat will be retarded and confirm and deny thingsI fucking hate chat.
>>3923191i'm not a pedophile i just want to have sex with this child
>>3923163Gura is a genius
>>3923288Don't dox me
>>3923218I hope pochi hides ina's ears and doesn't draw them....I don't want to see another drawing RUINED by her ears
>>3923315Holy fuck that's the cutest catgura I've ever seen
>>3923294Nigga it was Heisenberg the one lusting for Ethan, you don't need to worry since you will never be better than Dante
>I keep saying it in my head but I know it's not trueGurah...
>I've stayed spoiler free the entire gameBut the schizos told me she already watched people play through the game
>>3923317It's not vacation time, yet
>>3923332WELL VERSED IN HORROR CLICHES
Gura's moist phlegm!
God Gura slurring her words trying to pronounce dimitrescu is so fucking hot
>Gura still doesn't know why Ethan can glue his body back togetherIna...
>>3923248>He has not yet renounced his flesh.ngmi
>>3923320I loved when she said it, straight up says some people like to gatekeep and if you don't like it just don't watch it.Just murdering rrats live on stream.
>>3923294Well, I can tell you the easiest one to become is Ethan but you're not gonna like how it turns out
>>3923295Go fuck yourself.They have an ENGLISH BRANCH. They know they have an English branch. This is something they should've fucking discussed. They give out free copies to bargain bin streamers who stream that shit live, some with no fucking commentary on twitch. But them doing a goddamn partnership and there's a fucking problem with english vo? Are you shitting me? >>3923313I don't give a single fuck about Genshin Impact. They don't have a deal with Mihoyo they had to negotiate.
>>3921952H-hey.. m-me too!!!
I can't spoil Gura so I'll spoil anon insteadEthan is already dead, "he" got reanimated by the mold hence his regenerative powers, except, as revealed by chris, his left hand
>>3923294start eating iguana semen
>>3923241That's why soldiers go through hell, anon.The only way to protect what you love is to become unfettered to the world. It's cheesy, it's cliche, but it still holds true: you have to become a monster to fight monsters.
>>3923360Too late!
The contrast between Gura's stream and Lamy's stream right now is fucking hilarious
>>3923372not him but catbox links are used specifically with this purpose
>>3923304Reminder this dude is part of a fifth noble house that for some reason is only referenced once in the whole game, The house of the Owl, with the motto Profit above all Else.
How can Gura say something reasonably intelligent and then immediately follow it with "what was I talking about again"?
>>3923339How does Capcom keep making male characters that appeal so strongly to women? Do they have women designers who work on them?
Gura that's pretty normalYou never heard of that cool meat glue thingy?
Ethan is Wolverine
>>3923369Yeah the recent trend of "Gura did something minimally competent so she is certainly cheating" is great
>>3923303It's a live feedback mechanism for the streamer, but choosing to not look at it and just going with the plan is a viable method, too.
I miss my dagger...
>>3923288>he lacks the critical informationchumbuds look like this, anon.
...you guys cant just stick your hand back on after it gets cut off?
Gura is unironically cuter than usual today. I’m glad Susan couldn’t put a damper on her excitement
>>3923221How new are you? it's already a miracle that they have CAPCOM permissions for this shit. If you tell me a year ago that COVER will get CAPCOM permissions someday I would probably just laugh at your face
>>3923350Heisenberg is wrong about Miranda. She just wants Rose to reincarnate her own baby. It isn't a battle royale kind of deal. Yes, mother miranda is the old hag and you'll see that revealed after the next boss fightBiggest tragedy of playing JP voices coming up in a couple seconds.
>>3923392ctrl+s nigger
WACKY WOOHOO MAGNET MAN
ENTER MAGNETO
>>3923387Capcom America is even more autistic
I thought that magic medical liquid was bullshit but I fucking cut my finger the other day, poured some weird band-aid branded liquid on it, and the bleeding stopped.
Gura, your RE7 reps...
>>3923290I don't see why streamlabs wouldn't be allowed according to Capcom policies.The "such as Superchats..." clearly marks it as a non-exhaustive list and I don't see why they'd distinguish "voluntary contributions" through Streamlabs from SCs or bits as long as the VoD is still free to watch
>>3923429This feels like someone played Metal gear solid.
YOU TUBE FUCK NOT AGAIN
the shark brain is working overtime thinking about the plot. cute!
THIS PARTY IS GETTING CUHRAYZEE!
nothing but kino from this point on
My man Heisenberg is so cool. Love that guy.
MAGNETIC FORCE, JACK
>>3923392This was basically confirmed in 7, I'm not sure why this was a twist in 8.
>>3923222>I'm pretty sure she doesn't check her subscriber count either because she wasn't aware she was the second biggest vtuber channel.Nah she knows, she's just embarrassed about it. She's probably dreading the day she passes Ai because everyone's going to be praising her and making a big deal about it while she feels like an imposter the whole time.
It's time for the best boss fight in the game!
>owari da SHINE>translates to don't come back
>>3923349I want to fuck this cosplayer so fucking much
>>3923434https://files.catbox.moe/16h68g.webm
>>3923424what am i watching for regarding the non-spoiler?
>>3923434Stay safe, anon.. if you see Chris, run.
>>3923399i don't put out that easy. anon has to really want it.
MAG FUCKING NEATO
>>3923417Begone, mushroom man. Back to the shit fields with you.
>>3923369That's Mori
>>3923387Nigger you weren't THERE. You don't know if they discussed it or not. And if Capcom says no to it? Then that's fucking it. No court of appeal. No second chance. No fucking recourse. They can't FORCE Capcom to do anything.
She's actually a bit wrong about hands. The wounds from sliding off the hooks in the beginning of the game are still present, weirdly enough. You can sometimes see it on the right hand when he grabs levers.
JP Heisenberg feels like a different character from EN Heisenberg
>>3923470I'd fuck his sister if he wanted me to
>>3923410
>>3923462 There is no translation.
My yt choked the moment Dande started transformingi thought i would lose my shit for a moment
okay I was kinda iffy on Heisenburg at first because his fedora seemed kinda lame, but his mercy towards Ethan is pretty cute
>>3923462More like>don't come back>translates to owari da shine
>>3923411Can ant eater smell ants? Or how do they find them?
>video stuttered for secondDON'T
Chris hate!
>>3923392>except, as revealed by chrisWhen was that revealed? I don't remember reading this.
>>3923467Damnit, Again is delivered really well in english and is really relatable after trudging through the factory if you haven't taken a day long break
>>3923327Looking good. Now give me the sauce.
>>3923464I wouldn't mind it.
REDFIELD LINEAGE.
ENTERI thought Christ was dead on the lake
Chris definitely roids, look how bloated he is when he's off cycle
CHRIS BASED
>>3923488>>3923496Didn't happen to me. Maybe it's a local thing?
>>3923471why are you like this?
>>3923420Keep saying I'm new, that's such a great fucking argument. You're literally addressing nothing of what I'm saying, I'm done responding to you.>>3923433But again, Capcom America has been giving out free copies to influencers. Who stream it in English. Why is it a problem if fucking vtubers do the exact same thing? >>3923478Read the above retard. It's clearly not completely a capcom problem.
>>3923442becasue this line>through partner programs and/or advertising from YouTube, Twitch, Facebook or other video sharing services>other video sharing servicesit depends if you consider streamabs a video sharing service which might not benintendo is even more specific and detail the ones allowed only those mentioned before.
you know, Chris, I feel like a lot of trouble could have been avoided if you explained what was going on to Ethan earlier.
Did Ethan have sex with Miranda?
Reminder that THIS is what Capcom made Chris look like in RE7
>>3923503Yeah I don't remember this either. I thought it was just cause the fingers were straight up eaten and gone, mean while he could attach the other bit.
>>3923392wait are RE fans dumb enough to not make that conclusion after he reattached his body dozens of times in RE7
>>3923477you must not have been in the threads during any of the other streams then
thank god Gura isn't muting her eat chips
>gura crunching chipsshe's so cute chumbuds
ETHAN I FINALLY ACHIEVED MY DREAM OF GETTING ON BATTLEBOTS YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP.
>>3923516did you seriously believe they would kill off the protagonist of resident evil that fast and easy?
>>3923526Influencers are individuals, indie vtubers prob fly under the radar. Corpo vtubers are a different story.
>>3923523mom didn't care for me
>>3923320>Kiara will collab with Coco soonWho cares>Kiara will also collab with VshojoWho gives a shit
>>3922148Right here ayamefriend! watching lamy
PANZER VOR
She ate the spicy one bois.
>>3923540I recently beat RE7 and I still don't recognize him. I don't recognize him in RE8 either.
Yes! More eating noises!
spicy
>>3923533How are we supposed to have a contrived plot tension in the story then?
>I don't want you to mess with this>But we will do it together
>>3923519Hes actually pretty diced in this. Also the Manga confirmed that during his amnesia episode Chris was on the juice.
>Chris uses my fucking phone more or less during a missionDo soldiers actually use smartphones in mission? It completely makes sense but it's so fucking stupid anyway
>>3923557mio cares though, as well as lamy and rushia
>>3923526Influencers are one thing, a foreign company is another
>>3923526>Keep saying I'm newogey newfag
Gura got the flu...
Did Chris build a fucking wacky-ass tank in the basement while Ethan was killing Moreau & propellerman? What the fuck?
Gura... those Doritos aren't that spicy
>>3923526Nigger I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY ARE AUTISTIC ABOUT IT. NEITHER DO YOU.It's Capcom's fucking decision to treat them differently. There are moral reasons to say that's bullshit and I agree that it is! But legally there is NO FUCKING RECOURSE IF CAPCOM SAYS NO.WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?
>>3923540not a hero...
>>3923503It was during the "big" reveal
>stay under the radarThat was a joke, right?
Why are Gura's hands so tiny? Your hand with outstretched fingers should be able to cover most of your face including the forehead.
>Found the spicy one during the critical info dumpkek
>>3923554maybe
>>3923579
Did.. Did Ethan Fuck Miranda?
>>3923485He doesn't want dirty mold in his bloodline
>Doritos making her choke upThey really aren't that spicy Gooruh...
so what the fuck happened to Mia?
I've eaten the same Doritos as her, and they're incredibly mild how low of a spice tolerance does this shark have?
GET IN THE ROBOT GURA
>>3923507https://prolikewoah.com/hgg/res/27239.html
>>3923533Yeah this was a really weak part of the game.>>3923540Its actually super accurate to his original and remake look.
Reminder that Miranda was fucking Ethan's mold cock and loving every second
>gives him a fucking tank>"try to stay under the radar"
>>3923578i mean youre used to it being walkie talkies or some military radio system from movies and games, but of course they have smart phones. they can be fully encrypted very easily
>>3923327I SAID GIVE ME THE SAUCE >>3923507
>sees chair>Motivated?HOLY FUCKING SHITYOU WILL NEVER LIVE RENT FREE INSIDE SOMEONE'S HEAD LIKE DMC IN GURA'S HEAD
the robot looks like it's from wall-e
MOTIVATED
>>3923599Because they are fan made trash.
I haven't really played RE since RE5, but has Chris fucked Jill or is he a wizard?
>>3923608There was never a Mia. Ethan anal gaped an Obaachan.
>>3923540Chris changes design every game, its tradition at this point.I still think 5 is peak Chris.
>>3923578I mean... if it works, it works.
>sees chair>motivated?
>I remain unspoiled>I've been waiting for this moment...Gura.....
Wait, now he just needs to save his wife again, isn't this literally the same plot as RE7
>Gives you a homemade fucking tank>"stay under the radar"
spicy?
>nice save, gura
>>3923619made for BMC
>>3923578yes. using off the shelf stuff is much cheaper and usually more reliable. they use smartphones with special programs in them for encryption or whatever they need but they're still just regular phones. they use xbox controllers for drones too.
>I knew Chris wasn't a di-jerkKEK
Spicy triangle for a sweet trapezoid!
>D....jerk!GOORUH?!?!
Mootamyset!
>>3923386Nice.
>>3923533That's like the entire plot of this stupid fucking game.>Guy who literally fought his resurrected former boss in a fucking volcano couldn't foresee that Miranda wouldn't die from just regular ol bullet woundsFUCK OFF.
>>3923599Yeah the kids at the playground told me that if your hands were bigger than your face you have cancer.
>>3923646What did jeeves do to deserve being smacked?
>>3923604possibly
>>3923606She's a white girl so anything above mayo might as well be habanero to her.
>>3923631
>>3923646whities ain't even be seasoning their chicken and shiet
>>3923617It looks like he aged backwards in 7>>3923638>spoilerBased
>>3923657mootamisette
>>3923619Miranda is a whore
>>3923645Chris is especially retarded in this game.
>>3923484his voice is more majestic
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>3923691Kek
>>3923527You're reading it wrong.>Collecting voluntary contribution (...) is permitted as long as your video is also available for free to the public on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook, Twitter or other video sharing services. It doesn't matter that streamlabs isn't a video sharing service, it's a method of "collecting voluntary contribution".I don't see any reason to think that streamlabs wouldn't fall under acceptable means of collecting donations.
RENTFREE
NEROBROS!???
TIME TO REV IT UPTIME TO REV IT UP
i love it when gura does the trident get voice
>I think the Spicy Triangle hurt my brainGoomba…
>>3923619It's funny when you realize that Miranda was basically fucking a corpse
PULL MY DOUBLE RIGGER
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>3923615she's literally here
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW
>>3923567RE8 is LITTERALLY how he looked in the Lanshiang incident epilogue. is no one as into Resident Evil lore as I am?
GOTTA REV IT UPGOTTA REV IT UP
holy fucking shit she literally cannot stop thinking about DMC kek
WOW, wonderful, a tank that can't be controlled via Heisenbergs magneto powers.SURE IS CONVINIENT.
METAL GEAR TIME BOYS
Holy fuck this game is dumb.
>>3923733It's Capcom kino
>I knew Chris wasn't a bad guyHiding all of this information and letting Ethan rage his own war almost getting killed doesn't make Chris a good person.
Devil trigger for karaoke confirmed
Let's dance.
>>3923646Haha white people can't eat spicy food, them white people eh?
>>3923725I do but I don't argue with 7 babies because they're stupid.
>>3923619She just wanted to play wife...it's not fair bros..
>>3923651>they use xbox controllers for drones tookek
>>3923619That's hot
It's not just me who feels like Gura is putting way less effort into censoring herself, and just says whatever is on her mind lately, right? I especially noticed it during RE8 streams.
Where the fuck did Heisenberg drop down from?
>>3923638Actually I was looking at the progression of Chris through out the games and he looks shockingly the same from game to game, his face rarely changes its mostly just art style and bulk changes.
YOUTUBE
Okay, this game is pure KINO.
This is just battle bots?
Time to not hear anything but action for the next 3 minutes
This is just a WH40k Ork vs Ork battle...
LEFT HAND RULE
This is not Resident Evil anymore.......
This shit is so fucking over the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12ygsp9MvgBoss theme
Holy shit a fucking mecha fight in my goddamn Resident Evil, I love it
>>3923725RE6 is very specifically the only RE game I haven't played please andastan.
>>3923691WHY ARE YOU DOXXING ETHAN
I DUNNO WHATS GOIN ON BUT I'LL TAKE IT
Success in life comes when you simply refuse to give up2 night2 is the magic number2 number 23'sOne was removed the other one reigned2 wins brings the Cavaliers a title2 straight trophy's for the warriors if they don'tthe 2 time MVP has yet to make his statementand only 2 games remaineither one can win the crownif you a champion show me you a champion
so this is basically a larger scale version of the Jack chainsaw fight right?
>>3922111>A channel that is mostly VODs vs A channel with VODs and songs that has replayability can have around the same amount of channel views.Surely a mystery as to why this could be the case. Besides, Gura has like probably (might need a little more research to confirm) the most videos that crossed the 1 million views mark at 20. Mori has 15, I think, with 10 of those being songs. Even Pekora, who has the most live viewers on stream, has like 7 videos that cross the 1 million mark with 2 being songs. Also, beside the point, I guessing what you're using doesn't account for the fact that some videos have been privated due to reasons like Gura's Muse Dash and Mori's P3 begging stream as examples. This is apparent if you check the Youtube page and see how views fluctuate when a video that was delisted is listed again and vice versa. Probably one of the many flaws of numberfagging that people seem to forget to factor in. Numberfagging is petty to begin with but whatever. If you're going to numberfag, at least have a way to explain how the numbers got to where they are.
>>3923739Chris had to test if Eathan was worthy of continuing the Redfield bloodline
The explosions are stuttering the stream for me
What the fuck happened to this game lmao
Reminder that heisenbergs theme is so fucking good they used it twicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXiW3cf57IQ
Fucking Capcom kek
This is where Capcom gave up.
I´m a little lostWhy are we fighting the magneto motherfucker with a tank? can´t he just scrap it?
Something i find impossible to criticize of this game is the sheer amount of variety in its locations and gimmicks
Heavy Dead Rising 4 vibes with this vehicle
This part is fucking weird, but I dig it
Gura is destroying this guy wtf
>>3923691>not using the glasses version
Why bother fighting Heisenberg now when he wants to kill Miranda too? Enemy of my enemy stuff.
>>3923748Fair enough. Have a rare chris.
RULES OF NATURE
>>3923779>HAHA EPIC BOSS FIGHT ALWAYS NEED DOOM METAL MUSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS?kys
Heisenburg's talking a lot of shit for someone who's not putting up much a fight.
>cute little daughteru-uoh?
This is so fucking dumb...I kind of like it...
What was sex with Miranda like?
man this game is really wacky after the dollhouse
This is fucking amazing. Never expected surivial horror to go to this, and this is saying after I punched those fucking boulders in the end of five.
>>3923802Please andastand made out of special alloy he can't control
Almost time for the best line in the game
TICK TOCK ETHAN WINTSHART
>>3923802special metal he can't control
I wouldn't have expected such a boss battle in a resident evil game
>>3923802Its a special polymer tank/motorbike/battlebot that he can't control, that he himself made for some reason
>>3923802The tank is made out of conveniently placed composite polymer, not metal.
>>3923756Underageds shouldn't be watching this anyways, who cares if they hear something too spicy for their ears?
>>3923794i beat it last night and when you start new game plus and start walking in the snow at night and remember how scary the start was it really dawns on you how wild this fucking game gets
This is so dumb, I love it.
Man this game really fucking does its own thing doesn't it
so this is the new metal gear game right
>>3923802Rule of cool is more important.
Who is the real protagonist of resident evil
This game has like 5 genres
>>3923794Zoomers.
>>3923802It's made of metal/polymer so he can't use magnet power on it. Don't question it!
>>3923774It hasn't been for quite some time
>>3923782>not playing the best resident evil game
>>3923812kek
>>3923820You okay?
WTF WITH THIS FUCKING TRANSFORMERS BULLSHIT
BOULDER-PUNCHING ASSHOLE
>>3918370I really do love Suisei
>>3923638Based. The absolute tank of man.
is there actually any way to mess this up? seems like just a QTE boss of the piss easiest caliber
>>3923789Anon, that is an old screencap. No need to reply to that bait.
>>3923859Chris' route was nothing short of aids and it took me a fucking year to trudge through it.
THAT BOULDER PUNCHING ASSHOLE
>Boulder-punching assholeHOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?!
>BOULDER PUNCHING ASSHOLE
CHRIS BTFO
BOULDER PUNCHING ASSHOLE
Damn, gura beat this boss quicker than me, what am i doing wrong?
>that boulder-punching assholeGotta love it.
>>3923848the resident
>>3923817kurisu-san...
>this fucking boss fightSo the final boss is God?
>I'm gonna murder that boulder-punching assholeAlright, this is great
>>3923739No Chris is right about not getting civvies involved, its the right thing to do, hes just retarded in this case because the Civvie also happens to be a top tier bioweapon with regeneration powers.
LOL THAT REFERENCE TO RE5
I now want more games about dueling junk mechs
>boulder punching assholefucking kek
heh Heisenberg's pretty funny
RE is a joke.
>>3923879>Chris went around telling people that he punched a boulder
>>3923876TICK TOCK GOOD GAME
>>3923848albert wesker
HeisenOrk...
Guys if you take out the first letter in each chapter title it spellsETHAN IS DEAD
>boulder punchingHeisenberg played RE5?!
>>3923814he obviously wants to use rose's super mold baby powers for nefarious purposes and ethan's not down with that shit
I repenthttps://litter.catbox.moe/a0tiof.jpg
>>3923871I don't remember making this post but I clearly did
His dialogue is so much better in English
Why doesn't Heisenberg just control the bullets now that Ethan's off the tank?
What's with Japanese games and the enemy never shutting the fuck up?
>>3923906yea a pretty funny one
What's stopping Heisenberg from giving Miranda the middle finger and doing her own thing?
>>3923875It was comedy fucking gold, Leon's was even better. Every god damn time a vehicle is on screen in Leon's campaign it is guaranteed to explode for no fucking reason
this girl is so cute
>>3923921based, i knew you'd come around to posting it
>>3923929Rubber bullets
>>3923933He has mold permissions
>>3923921Needs more bush
>>3923930At least they aren't shouting out attack names
shark brain inventory
>>3920858Sex
I might have to take Listener-san's advice and go to bed. I'm kind of tired even though it's only 9:30
>>3923933S-Shut up! he is literally trying!
This is so fucking stupid I love it
>>3923848Chris is in the most games if that counts.Chris, Jill, Leon, Claire, Ethan Id say are the big players, people like Rebeca are featured players but are still secondary.
THIS BOSS FIGHT IS FUCKING AMAZING
>>3923873It can be rough on the hardest difficulty. You have to interrupt every attack because if you get hit twice you die, and interruptions take a while. The fight is like 2-3x longer too
>>3923927Shut the fuck up westaboo
>>3923915
>>3923906An amazing one!
KINOBRAVO CRAPCOM
>>3923886Playing on hardcore/not shooting the weakpoints/not using the cannon to knock him back.Killing Heisenberg on VoS was fucking tough, a real challenge.
>jumps on the tank in fucking midairARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HAHAHAHAHAALMOST LIKE THAT SCENE FROM SHARKNADO
>tank flying aroundSo much for the special polymer huh?
The Japanese dub is so fucking garbage. Holy shit.
The one time it felt like an RE game to me
>>3923953>"rate my attache case"
Resident Evil has always been wacky as fuck, I don't think you guys played the series.
Heisenberg kinda played himself
>>3923933his contract hasn't expired yet
Holy shit, Heisenberg really was a resident evil
>>3923929you try controlling tiny objects flying at super speed at you
How did Heisenberg know about the boulder punching though?
Why do all these bioweapons get created when everything just gets beaten by one dude?
>Was that it?
YOU GAVE HIM A FUCKING TANK CHRIS, WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED AT EXPLOSIONS
KINO
another resident evil game where you kill the boss with a rocket launcher yay
>AlphaTHIS FUCKING CHAD
What difficulty is she on?
Miranda just wants a baby right? Why can't Ethan just marry her and have a second wife that can transform into anything? I'm sure someone like Ethan is fuckable for a freak like Miranda
>>3923977that was the wind he made with a big fan
T-That's it? Was that really what you all hyped up?
>>3923859Thats a big matter of opinion. Ive come to like it over the years but it makes a terrible first impression.
>>3923885But he's evil. It's right there in the title.
Why is there a RE6 boss fight in this game?
Is Ethan the only Capcom protag to be a confirmed whore?
>>3923712becasue it is monetization. UNless capcom is considering monetiation and donations as different fields which i doubt given nintendo own rules and japan mentality. And they not knowing what streamlabs is. Since streamlabs is active beyond just the stream in question.You could email capcom about that but if the answer is no then you just opened up a can fo wroms fro all indonesian vtubers and nijisEN.Streamlabs is not specifically allowed as a sharing video platfrom and a such capcom might and probably doesnt allow it. But streamlabs isnt popular so it isnt worth it.
>>3923915I get the referenceWhy won't Gura play it?
>>3923871I love her sister!
>>3923992He played the old games.
>>3924001Normal
>>3923891The "civvie" was involved when Chris shot Miranda disguised as Mia at the start of the game.
oh lookie it's my beautiful wife
>>3923977kek
>>3923930Boss fights where the enemy constantly talks and taunts are the best if the lines are funny.
>>3924001Standard
WAH
>Ethan fucked this
>She's pretty Well...
More like Resident Eviline
>>3923992BSAA are baddies and in contact with Miranda
Gura, you think THAT is pretty?
>>3923998Honestly I was really upset you don't get thrown one to finish off Miranda. >>3924002Miranda is a major bitch.
pretty?
>see foreheadLook its Ina
>Mia fucked a walking bag of mold
>>3923977anon, your fan reps...
ETHAN LOVE
>>3924017>Is Ethan the only Capcom protag to be a confirmed whore?no, but he is confirmed to be dead
LAB RRAT
>>3924054I understood that reference.
>reminder moldman fucked miranda while she disguised as mia
wtf miranda cosgrove changed a lot since the iCarly days
WHY IS THE BSAA USING BIOWEAPONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WISH THEY DIDN'T JUST DROP THAT LITTLE TID BIT RIGHT AT THE END OF THE GAME ITS SO FUCKING INTERESTING TO ME AS A LORE FAG
Holy SHIT
gura......
>the gallbladderKEK
THE GALL BLADDER! NOOOO!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Gura your heart reps
>gallbladder
Gura... thats a fucking heart...
Gallbladder...
>Gets stabbed in the chest>What is that the gallbladderGura...
>>3924073Well, if they're both mold then there's no issue right?
WHAT THE FUCKING TEMPLE OF DOOM
>>3924073>Ethan fucked Miranda >Mia fucked a literal walking mold pile
>>3924055The semen is a little moldy but it still does the job
>>3924001Normal. It's a pretty easy game on normal, it gives you a shitton of spare ammo and enemies are both slow and forgiving. Chat helped her fight a ton of things she'd miss on her own too, so she has a lot of money to spare. She got away with not using 60 ammo for sniper rifle she has the entire game.
Thats metal
Killed in a cutscene. What a way to go.
It's been 10 seconds since E-san had his gall bladder taken and graduatedE-SAN LOVE
MEANWHILE IN THE JP VERSION
I can't believe Miranda soaked her face in Ethan's gallbladder fluids.
I can't believe Ethan is fucking dead
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
TIME FOR CHRIS CHADFIELD
>>39240086 is generally a bad RE game, but god damn it's fun.
Is Ethan seriously dead? What the fuck
>>3924081Buy the next game to find out ;^)
E-SAN LOVE
Chris Chadfield time
It's fine, you can survive without a gallbladder.
its fine, E-san will just walk it off later
Wow Miranda squeezing his heart on her face was fucking metal. Also, just force Ethan into marriage with you Miranda
>>3924076kek
>>3924117They didn't even try
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You fags didn't answer me, did chris fuck Jill or not?
>>3924120AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>Miranda made Gura sad by killing EthanMIRANDA HATE
Time for Call of Duty
Look what they did to my boyETHAN LOVE
>>3924104Fuck off Ina
>>3924125he really is, yes
Fuck that nigga Ethanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GnzYgz8erY
>>3924117>They just deleted the heart but kept the cutsceneJesas
>>3924117suffocation, took the air right out him.
>>3924125Yes, has been for quite some time.
>>3924019That's not how legalese works.They allow voluntary contributions as long as the video is publically available for free.They do not provide an exhaustive list of video streaming sides or avenues of donations, merely examples.For your case to stand they'd have to specify that donations are only allowed through integrated services of the videohosting platform.
>>3924013You're gonna love the final boss
And Gura's gamer hands continue to mash buttons through the cutscene.
>>3924073How fucking good was Ethan's cock that Miranda willingly stayed with him all this time?
>>3924117Do you think the nips realize it's censored as they play it?
THEY CAN'T LET HER KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>3924117NO FUCKING WAYTHIS SCENE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THIS WAYFUCK OFF JAPAN
Chris is fucking terrible at his job.
>>3924117lol silly jpsI just wish the US wouldn't do the same with tna.
Chris is an asshole so why are we trying to paint him as anything but?
>>3924142Jill is a virginshe couldnt compare to Shiva's smokin brown skinand wesker didnt fuck Jill either because he's not that kind of villain
The first time I heard Chris' JP voice for Village I thought it was Takaya Kuroda
HOLY BICEP
>holy bicep
TIME TO OPERATE OPERATIONALLY
>>3924125Well actually if you want to be spoiler he 100% lived. Those who die in that village get their info absorbed into the big mold heart. Also if you use freecam Ethan walks down the road during the ending scene
Gura doesn't know what hearts look like... cause she has none...
>>3923921And I make your repentance permanent https://files.catbox.moe/s1wutz.jpg
>heart pulled outNow that was heart breaking
The juxtaposition between Chris and Ethan POVs gameplay wise is fucking hilarious
DO YOUR BICEP REPS
MILSIM full-gen collab when?
DAMN ESAN GETS TO FUCK THIS?
>hey guys welcome to my warzone gameplay streamfuck me i laughed
>>3924017wesker
DO YOUR /fit/ REPS , CHUMBUDS
LITERALLY TURNS INTO COD
MISSION: FUCK MIRANDA, RESCUE BABBY, KILL HITLER
>>3924191>>3924190>>3924188UOOOOHHHI'M HITTING THE GYM AND JUICING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
I love it when Gura makes fun of fps streamers.
gura your live2d fps...
IS that SHia?
It's tacticool shooter now?
Damn his team has some cool coats
I can't believe Gura is a CoD streamer now
ENTERCHRISU REDOFIELD
>>3924143DARLIN YOU GIVE MOLD A BAD NAME
This is for you, schizos
>>3924211ESAM?
holy fuck Chris's organized inventory compared to Gura's inventory is killing me
Aw man, I really liked Ethan. He was a huge break from your usual RE cast.
TACTICOOL SHARK!
>tfw no horror game with tacticool operators in the woods
>>3924229i like the dude with the LMG
So the Dragoon is basically an AK-12 right?
>>3924178Name one thing Chris did wrong
>>3924215Started doing them 6 months ago for Gura
>>3924241>fully heals all woundsNah it's for trannies
>>3924231Gdub...
>>3924178Absolutely not. That man has solo stopped more minor wars and major outbreaks then anyone else. Arguably Claire and Leon do it with more Finesse, but you can't really beat the scorched earth approach.
SAVE THE BABYSAVE ETHAN OHMAGAH
>strapping bulletproof vests onto sharks
its La Lion time
>>3924258Unable to continue the bloodline
Remember to stay tacticool
>>3924258Didn't explain to Ethan why he shot his wife like 7 times
Same automatic
>>3924252Sounds like a different version of Predator
>>3924219Based Danger 5 poster
>>3924261based chumchad
You know, it's nice that the BSAA guys actually have gear here instead of getting sent in with a pistol and some kevlar.
oh hey its the end of re7, cool
>>3924258Still hasn't gotten Leon to fuck Claire
>the flailing mold tentacles in the distance are running at silky smooth 15 fpsrumao
>>3924280i'm gonna go watch her streams afterwards simply to see how she mows down enemies
>>3924268>If there's nothing left to get fucked up, you technically stopped the fuck upFair point
>>3924252First Crysis has something like that in one mission where you're in the jungle at night and there's invisible north koreans in nanosuits around.
>WHAT IF (YOU)'RE MIRANDA?
>Gura is actually mold mamaChumbuds would you still love Gura?
Miranda sus
Gura is Miranda!
>>3924282Copy that, Great General
ANON IS MIRANDA
>>3924258The entirety of RE8
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IF I'M MIRANDA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chris is OP
>>3924252>>3924255>>3924229I would play a whole game of this Chris portion. I guess I have I played 6 but this feels cooler.
>>3924283they didn't know if Miranda had infected him
>>3924258>>3924283
BEST WAIFU FROM RE8
Holy fucking shit he ABSOLUTELY destroys zombies
Here's one final spoiler for chumbudsThere's also a boulder punching scene coming
>What if you're Lamy>What if YOU'RE Lamy>What if I'M Lamy
>>3924301Lion chuuba confirmed
Fucking BSAA...Weren't they the good guys in Revelations? Why every organization in RE always turns out to be corrupt and evil? Is this just "Corporations, amirine?" thing?
>>3924277RAPING ALL OUR CHURCHES, BURNING ALL OUR WOMEN
>>3924257It's a Mini Draco with Magpul furniture and suppressor.http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Resident_Evil:_Village#Mini_Draco
This Chris sequence is fucking KINO
The "previous game protagonist is overpowered as fuck" trope is my favorite
Does Chris have invincible arms too?
>>3924331lamy calm down...
>>3924317AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOLDMAN TASUKETE
>>3924257It's literally a Draco.
>>3924257It's a romanian Draco with some nice upgrades.
>>3924257maybe, but the magazine looked too curved to be a 5.45 rifle.
>>3924282Solid copy, General Goyla
UHHHH MIRANDAKEKS?
Wow this is probably really cathartic after having to pistol shot all these dudes the whole game
which holo plays the menhera card but is actually a sane person?
>>3924331*your
>>3924331Fuck off yukimin
Is Lamy...Miranda?Miranda Ramirez?
Why waste bullets Chris, you've punched boulders, why don't you just punch the Lycans?
Gura being Miranda would explain all the moldy shit in her life like the missing bread or the egg she left on the sink.
god all i can think about is how the fuck is Anya going to do this part. its hell going though in a knife only run.
>>3924327Chris' weapons are the best you can use before the bonus shop and he has 5x Ethan's base health. Stuff is bonkers
>>3924301TFR..Holofightz..Holofightz OP in EN2 as Battler
>>3924309yes, as long as she's the real Gura, I'll always love her.
>Miranda in this formHot diggity
>>3924355ABAYOOOOOOOOOO
>what if I'm Miranda
>>3924326Absolutely.
>>3924320I was honestly disappointed you don't go up against any of the BSAA bioweapon soldiers as Chris.
>>3924347>Main character from last game is a boss>He's as OP as you were with him when you finished the gameAnother one of my favorite tropes
>>3924304>didn't die once>solved all puzzles 1st try>did a speedrun stream after beating it
>>3924329You're fucking joking.
Pretty fucking /k/ino.
>>3924019>UNless capcom is considering monetiation and donations as different fields which i doubtHave you tried scrolling down?It literally is listed as seperate bulletpoints in the FAQ
>>3924376Okay tree fucker
Who is the BSAA?
>>3924378Well they are both made of mold so it checks out
>>3924355Go back to bed Nene
>She's still playing like she's EthanHave some faith in our boy Gura
>>3924400YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>>3924385Hope she does more speedruns for more challenges and does a village of shadows run. It's so fun to watch
>>3924385SASUGA BEST GAMER IN HOLOLIVE
>>3924400I'm not telling you witch
>>3924400
So the game is STALKER now? How many games did RE8 "took inspiration" from?
>>3924400WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, BITCH
Ah, I see.So >we've gone full Action at this point without any Scary.
...jew?
Gura should play more FPS games if she enjoys this section
>>3924400You're not getting anything out of me, moldy bitch
>Gura becomes Chris RedfieldWould you still love her?
>>3924400You're about to get a fist full of answers bitch
NVG on, hoocha, huhaha.
>>3924369Why is she doing knife only...?
I wonder if anyone has ever been shit enough to die during the Chris segment. It's such a victory lap.
>>3924422It's 1 (one) section, grandpa
I really do love Luna
>>3924326Damn I love tacticool bitches
>>3924436lookin cool there alpha!
>>3924424Name one scary RE game. They're all too goofy to spook anyone.
>>3924422More like METRO. Also, Gura should play METRO games.
What a cool way to end such a sense entry.Just balls to the wall operating.
>>3924438She can't aim
>>3924422nah, it's escape from tarkov
>>3924389Keep watching friend
>Even has night vision gogglesHoly fuck this is the "Chris of Duty" joke but ACTUALLY FUCKING COD IN RESIDENT EVIL
>>3924117Should have also shown the part where she squeezed the air and blood comes out of nowhere.
>BSAAI want a DLC where you play as Sheva fighting her way through the village after the helicopter she was in gets swatted out of the sky like we saw earlier.
I haven't been paying a ton of attention to the video in these streams and every time I look back it's like a completely different gamewtf is this game's plot
>>3924439This section is absurdly hard on high difficulties.
>>3924427S.T.A.L.K.E.R when?
>>3924337They are, but now they're using BOW to fight off the bad BOW.
>>3924376She 100% was based on some actress but I can't tell which one.
>>3924326God tactical girls are hot
>>3924385That speedrun was super fun. Botan is such a cool lady.
>>3924458
this zombies map sucks. where's the box?
Gura's been doing her burst fire reps
>>3924400Anon, your Resident Evil reps...
>>3924475adele?
somebody tell gura to ADS
HOW CAN CHUMBUDS DEFEND GURA AFTER SHE JUST BRRAP'D ON STREAM
>>3924167Thats exactly hiw these legal documents works. Is as vague as possible for they to twist as they please. That is why i also gave nintendo example qhere they specifically state which platforms are allowes. And capcom is gonna be pretty similar to then. For your last paragraph thats exactly what the monetization line implies.again you need yo ask capcom for sñecifics but stremlabs might not be allowed given the other companies like nintendo dont specify it is not monetization of a video itself.
>>3924460But Resident Evil is actually good
>>3924326if she's actually a woman then yes, definitely top waifu
>>3924449Same.
>>3924357It's cathartic watching this. Everythings getting wrecked
>>3924400he's Miranda, you're Miranda. what's next? Duke is Miranda?
My favorite part about the NODs is that they come out of no where.In none of the cutscenes do you see them on his head.
Is Gura a bio weapon?
>>3924439Can't you take a shit load of hits from the big guy as Chris as well? At least on regular.
Synchronized dying!
How bad am i if gura is playing this better than me?
>>3924438Shes a knife. >>3924458I should replay FEAR
Damn, Gura getting that killstreak
>>3924400Boy scouts of America association
>>3924456Didn't Gura said she already played a Metro game?
>>3924438The knife is her.
I want metro kino now
>>3924493no need. I trained her well.
Here's an IMPORTANT QUESTION:Where's Duke?
>>3924469Doesn't make much sense for old RE characters to still be part of the BSAA since they're literally using bioweapon soldiers now
>>3924496see >>3924395
Damn, Gura's tearing these werewolves apart. I thought Apex showed us she sucked at FPS stuff.
Miko's RE8 stream > gura/pekora/botan RE8 stream
>>3924456Botan...
Just how many of them there? Chris could wipe the whole fucking castly singlehandedly why did he even bothered with Ethan?
>>3924518Gura's going for that tactical nuke
>Ignored promoptWHY CANT THESE GIRLS READ
>HE HAS A FUCKING KARAMBITCHRIS IS A SEAMONKEY?!
Gura vored that lycan...
>>3924483
>Ignores the directions automatically
[Sad News] Gura missed what she had to do
>>3924438>Dagger>using a knife most of the timepottery
>puts away the targeterGura please
where did that mob go??
>>3924436ₕᵤhuʰᵃ*
This reminds me of when Oogie Boogie turns into the castle
>>3924483NEW FEAR GAME WHEN?
>>3924422Even with modern guns. STALKER feels like it still does atmosphere better here
>>3924469She's still in south Africa sadly.
I think Gura’s monitors are so big she misses the text towards the top sometimes
>>3924326Yes.
>>3924548[Good News] She figured it out.
>>3924548[Sadder News] I was btfo right as I posted this
>>3924500yeshttps://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Emily_Berkhoff
I want to marry Mr. Koro and be Mrs. Koro.
>just airstrike the fucking castleholy kino
Goorah...
>>3924527Picking up Ethan's dead body.
Gura and her close range grenades!
>Fucking punches the lycanGod Chris is so cool
>>3924453the early ones but only at the time when they were released up untill 3
How much fucking health does Chris have?
>Chris casually calls in an air strikeWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE
>Chris just fucking haymakers the zombies to push them offLove it
>>3924326
>>3924527Duke is retrieving Ethan in this part to drive him to the ceremony.
I'm so glad gura will read SC's today
>Had all this support>Dicked around letting Ethan do the job for days instead of just doing thisFuck Chris.
>>3924538Well he was hoping Ethan wasn't going to interfere and he probably was just going to wipe the entire village himself but that didn't exactly work out
>>3924543>SEAmonkey knife>not a balisong/butterfly knife
>>3924500Anon, those hips in skin-tight jeans don't lie.
>Oh god a horde use the knife
>gets an axe to the face while flashbanging herselfmy fuckin sides
HEAL GODDAMN
Jesus Christ why is she using the fucking pistol
Why IS Chris so slow?
>>3924589>>3924326Missed opportunity to bring back Sheeva...
>>3924603>yeah maybe I should use the gun instead of the automatic rifle
>>3924407whose idea was it so kill off the main character until the last fight of the game anyways? seems like bad game design to me.
gura being shit at aiming makes it more kino because >we get to see what a fucking boss chris is in melee as well
JUST LIKE APEX
APEX MENTIONED
Play Apex
>it's like APEXGura NO it's call of duty!
The fuck? That was literally just the fleshpound from Killing Floor as one of the enemies
APEX MENTION
Gura... this isn't supposed to be hard.
PLAY APEX
Gura... Just shoot them....
>>3924595>daysDid you miss the part where it hasn't even been 24 hours since he "killed" Mia?
>>3924617that bitch give me the jungle fever and i still can't find a cure
Gura they're not gonna stop spawning just do it...
>>3924615He has to do the tacticool walk instead of running
gura has 500 bullets and refuses to use them
>>3924615He's a walking brickhouse of a man, please understand.
Why won't Gura just shoot the mold zombies
Gura... your target prioritization reps....
>>3924595It's been like 6 hours since the start of the game
>>3924585TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
>>3924615because he's a fucking tank
>>3924617COME ON
HOLY SHIT I SUCK AT RE8 GURA DID MUCH BETTER THAN I DID WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
>>3924615cardio kills gains
>>3924579>>3924587In the RE7 dlc, he would punch the mold monsters as a finisher. Shit was pretty cashhttps://youtu.be/-69ZbZWIdz8?t=29
apex mention
YouTube started buffering for me and I was about to pull a Chris on Susan
>>3924621>he doesn't know
>>3924469we will never see our African princess again...
shit's getting heated
>>3924674Anon...
>>3924595Its been like a day
Not gonna lie, being part of Chris' squad must be fun
>>3924657She hasn't played video games before this one, give her a fucking break.
Gura is legitimately fucking stupid.
>>3924647>>3924617Same. I miss her so much. Capcom, please, anything. Why you keep introducing female characters only for 1 game?
>>3924641Yes, I haven't been paying that much attention.
>>3924572>https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Emily_BerkhoffShe cute>>3924585Not an airstrike its one of his operators with a recoilless rifle.
>>3924589Why the fuck do they keep putting Chris in charge of units when every unit he's been a part of have literally died in horrific and brutal ways?
>>3924615Literal brick shithouse that can punch boulders.
WHERE'S MY EXTRACTION POINT?!
>>3924617Sheeva is busy raising Chris' bastard. She doesn't want to know the Redfield boodline is already passed on
>1000 roundsI hope Gura uses every one of those
Screw your optics, I'm going in ₕᵤhuʰᵃ*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCZyh9Uqsn0&list=LLI need this now
Gura is so completely retarded when it comes to gameplay I'm amazed she got to this point in the game and it's hilarious.
>>3924665I'd say around 12-18. The game starts off before dawn and ends at night
>>3924692All of them have died or will die
i ain't scared o' no mold
>>3924656His shoulders in RE5 are so fucking huge it cracks me up everytime I see it
>>3924617I really need to find some good porn of her, fuck
Holy fucking shit I'm so glad I watched RE7 from my friend.
>>3924694She's smarter than (You) though.
>>3924718We all die eventually
Thanks Gura, I'm actually eating right now.
What the fuck is she talking about?
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck gura
>>3924683HoloEN2..
Yeah. I've seen it, Gura...
Gura why do you watch this shit?
NO GURS NOT THE ASS PARASITES
Gura wtf
>>3924714she's far better than both mori and anya combined
See, Gura would be safer in PASGT!
Gura, we're playing Resident Evil, not Parasite Eve. Please more haunted houses and less horrifying shit.
>>3924697What fucking caliber of recoilless rifle detonates like a missile?
>>3924617Is Sheeva the most requested female character return in resident evil?
WTF GURA?
>>3924697God, CVhris looks fucking done with the world in that pic
>>3924714I think she just gets overwhelmed easily, she honestly has been playing pretty alright for the most part
>>3924709>creator won't release model for downloadBitch
>>3922501The former
Remember that webm of spaghetti inside the stomach? haha funny stuff
>>3924674Pathetic
>mold>not a fungusGooruh...
thanks Gura, mecha kakoii
Gura please just guard.
>>3924737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap8Ts6lv_k0
that's a big fuckin' bonker
>>3924710I love these edits
>>3924678He has nothing on Joe Baker who FUCKING POWERBOMBS HIS YOUNGER BROTHER
>>3924656>This is what people used to think were realistic visuals
How are you meant to dodge that 360 degree sweep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6O7jS_VBM
>>3924755Yeah aside from Sherry but she came back and was super cute.
>>3924729He looks like a space marine in the suit.
JESUS FUCK
Alright, that shit isn't a recoiless rifle
>>3924786You block because Chris Redfield is a brickhouse of a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xVA7zPK__4consider watching ayamy mama sweat it in RFA
>>39246565000 HP no kidding.
>>3924736what a queasy bitch. REAL GROSS OUT SHIT are intestinal worms that follow the stench of meat and exit from the ass.
>>3924673Thanks, partner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vd-kmFnsEcHAG LOVE!
>>3924786By putting your gun up to block the 3 feet spikes on the 12 foot metal ball
>>3924543>BSAA>BAHASAA>Bahasa Indonesian
But during the stone age....
>>3924802>Pochi-mama and Ayamy-mama streaming at the same timeTHEY
>>3924753Exclusive caliber.
>>3924786You just guard you dumb fuck
>>3924800>>3924811I would literally not even think of trying to block that.
>>3924709jesus I wouldn't be surprised if her official 3D model looked at least similar to this
>>3924772That's actually cool. Nature is fucking scare
TACTI-SHARK!
>>3924812all roads lead to reine
>>3924788There are a lot of scary parasites that eat the bugs from inside, and all because the insects eat poop mostly
>>3924818ARE MAMAS
>>3924595>it hadn't even been a full 24 hours yet>what is gathering intel
>>3924543my boy's been raised on CS:GO
>>3924674I should do a flip, a fucking shark is playing this game better than me i am fucking retarded. I can't believe i suck this much why am i so retarded please kill me
>tactishart
...I didn't even try guarding against that. I just ran around the arena.
>>3924824Blocking is better than attempting to dodge in most cases. hitboxes can be weird
>>3924710nice * fagkeep posting soldier Guras
>>3924824well in pro difficulty the game is a lot harder if you don't learn to block. But since this is baby mode she doesn't have to learn that
THE BABY
Goora baby....
This is the baby that Claire could have had...
ZE BABY
>>3924750Safety is for losers, just tank everything
>>3924779You are not wrong, but comparing anyone to Joe Baker just isn't fair
the megamycete is miranda's real baby?
>the villageTITLE MENTIONEDTHIS IS THE END?
gura would fit right in with commsfucking no fun faggots
>>3924789Wasn't Sherry a Bioweapon along with Weskers kid?
Wait a second.How the fuck does a laser target pointer work below ground for target marking? The mortar dude is in the hills, he doesn't have an eye on Chris or his surroundings. The mortar is coming through a small hole in the ceiling.
omg he just tapes the bomb to the knife
>even the fucking soldier scolds ChrisKEK
>>3924880It's a big hole
The "guy" Chris is talking to is just Sheeva with a voice changer right?
N2 BOMB?!
can retards in chat stop spaming hundreds of clapping emojis. It just destroys the fucking browser tab and stutters my stream. Youtube devs are so shit it's unbelievable
>>3924888>>3924888>>3924888>>3924888
>>3924880It just works, ok? Stop asking questions.
>schizo's lab
>>3924892based
>>3924809Good song choice.
>>3924763yeah no wonderhttps://files.catbox.moe/v3defb.png
Did the Romanian government authorize Chris to operate here? Won't the Soviet Union object?
Oh shit you can read the books
why the fuck do you need to rotate around the book to read it jesus
>>3924888For you
>You want me to read....KEK
EVA MENTION
>>3924910UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH What is this?
>>3924880Current army technology allows us to shut up and enjoy the game.
>>3924759It's mostly the way she managed to completely miss how Chris is absurdly overpowered and kept panicking when he can kill half a dozen lycans with a single mag. Like she doesn't notice how enemies respond to shots. It's actually surprising because she did pretty decently in the game itself outside of panicking at anything and everything and ignoring sniper rifle existence.>>3924749I didn't suffer Anya, Mori hurt me a lot with her block-after-everyshot autism.
So Gura, why did you join this OP?
>>3924920>Soviet UnionAnon this is not MGS3
>>3924920Are you asking if Chris has permissions?
>>3924933Read the quotes you lazy shit
Eva...Eva Sparda?
Did her not grabbing this jar, matter for the ending or something?
>>3924866god i just want a Chris vs Joe fight
>An unfit vessel for Eva.GET IN THE MUTANT ROSE
>>3924956She can't grab it. Also there's only 1 ending.
>>3924920>soviet unionwhen does this game take place
Grow her nails into claws in mere seconds
MUTATE. OBLITERATE. BERATE. YOU'RE LATE /hlgg/!
>>3924958Oh shit
>>3924920I saw Miko around Poland, they have permissions
>random romanian word thrown in fully english textCadou just means gift. Why not use gift?
Oh so actually magneto
>>3924957It would be one sided unless Chris just shot him. Joe is just something else.
>>3924975today
I have a Gura MMD model, would people be interested in it?
>>3924938Its also weird because she's not just mag-dumping all her ammo, so clearly she's aware of how strong Chris' rifle is but she just doesn't ever block.
>severe mental illness/hlgg/ cameo!
>>3924920Grandpachama... it's been 30 years....
https://twitter.com/Graphicli/status/1395195405751787522kek
>>3924997Same reason they use zatsudan and not "chatting"
>>39249752021
>>3923628It's Pregmod, just look for it on google
Donna is literally /hlgg/
>>3924852https://files.catbox.moe/sj0v8f.pngRoger!
Do you think Ina will hit 1 million for her birthday stream?
>>3925006Yes, unless it's the one by that terrible 3D modeler a while back
>>3924997they did in 7. you need a SOMETHING that is the big bad evil of the game
>>3925008She's just like us!
>>3925013If you don't have a giant propeller for a torso, don't even bother with Gura.
>>3925013Chumbuds...don't look...
>>3924997>TL note: Cadou means plan
>>3925027Yes or everyone dies
>>3925013Uhhh chumkeks??
>>3925029https://files.catbox.moe/icnsx8.pngThis is the one I have
>>3925013He's a big fan of her
>>3925027only if she does endurance
>>3924997Because it sounds better than "The Gift"
>revelations>villageoh shit...
>The revelations you cheeky fuckers.
>>3925006Sure as long as it looks good
Spencer, you piece of shit!
>>3925006yes, I prefer MMD to koikatsu
>>3924788>just wearing an oversized shirtmuh
I still can't get over the fact that all this shit just comes down to fucking mold.
>gura doesn't know how to say progenitor
>>3925013Oh shit that’s me
>>3924753arent recoiless rifles just canons?
>proguenitorGura..
Umbrella mention!
YOU CHEEKY FUCKS
What the fuck is this insane lore dump?
>>3925046Wow that looks greatYes please release it!!!
>africa virus
>proggenitorGawr Gura of Hololive English!
Umbrella mention
>All Donna wanted was for Ethan to fix her elevator>So autistic, Ethan thought she wanted to kill himDONNA LOVE
>>3925046Post it
>>3925073uhh, anon?
>revelations>villageKino
Your oshiFungi or Virus?
HELLO THERE... SPENCER
i have no idea what any of that meant since i havent played or watched the other RE games before 7
>>3925080That's artillery, I was thinking anti-tank rifles from like WWII.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>jars
Spencer is Miranda student? What
This whole room is so fucking stupid and pointless but honestly id be upset if there wasnt an arbitrary lore dump at the end of the game
>>3925103Was there a Revelaitons reference there?
>already full>sorry guysGura???
WHAT THE FUCK DID GURA MEAN BY THAT?!
>Sorry guys, they're already fullThis brat...
Why is stone cold Steve Austin there?
>>3925073ANON?
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
I love gura
Luna smells, Panda love
>>3925027no bc she's not doing call ins, so people from other fanbases wont join
I LOVE KIARA