/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GURA SEX
GURA IMPREGNATION

Gura is going to be alright and we will see her again.

>waste of pic

>>39196837
>Cripple seething
Kek

Gura sweat on my face T_T

GURA SEX FUCK GURA LICK GURA KISS GURA SUCK ON GURA'S TOES BURY MY FACE IN GURA'S ARMPITS EAT HER ASS AND CUNNY NIBBLE ON HER EARS SNIFF HER HAIR FUCK FUCK FUCK

Feel better Gura. I won't say it enough.

>>39196837
You did it again. Save it for hotwheels next time.

>>39196909

>update soon
Reminder that "soon" means at least 7 - 8 days for Gura

Gurass

Im out of cripple posts send tributes

>>39196964
Good enough. She can be gone for as much time as she needs as long as she gives us a heads up.

>>39196996

>>39196996
And this

>>39196955
>>39196996
>>39197028
You faggots are almost as much of a threadshitter as the actual cripple himself, post cunny instead of this shit.

>>39196996
Also this

>>39196996
This also

>>39197069
Im building a museum

>>39197083
>>39197062
>>39197028
>>39197116
these will all go in the wax collection

>>39197136
>new thread
>half the posts are about "muh cripple"
I'm almost starting to believe that he's making these posts himself

Autism, really.

>>39197222

>>39197241
Why are chumbies like this?

>>39197192
I didnt specify a cripple as muh but if you are so gracious to receive the first repost then here take it low res

>>39197266
FATFUCK

Why do I feel these pit posts are aimed with malicious intent

>>39197371

Gura getting bullied/bullying literature
https://www.deviantart.com/serkotton/art/What-s-a-Wedgie-Hololive-886205191
https://www.deviantart.com/triad9/art/F-F-Gawr-Gura-Wedgies-You-925984085
https://www.deviantart.com/totalchaos63/art/Comm-Shark-Tank-Hololive-911521820
https://www.deviantart.com/radicool332/art/I-See-London-I-See-France-Hololive-938097079

Child sex

So considering Ina's members post, they are going to Japan and returning sometime before Jan 8th, and it can't be before christmas at this point so that only leaves the first week of January. Boy I hope we get at least the giftwrapping stream before she clocks off for Christmas because if they don't end up streaming in JP it will be a long time to wait otherwise.

You know what im too tired to retort to a post with a 1% chance of being gura lonely is a man without sleep goodnight pit/cat poster

Not real cats though

>>39197833
Reminder that Gura WILL retweet this and get suspended by management.

GURAAAAAAAAAA

>>39197862
She's liked a lot of lewd art so far and hasn't been punished yet so this will be a first.

>>39197941
This one would be the lewdest by far since you can see her cunny juices...

>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date.[11][12] Although their small mouths may limit the size of prey, they can exhibit a suck-and-spit behavior

TuT

>>39197833
Licky licky Gura's slitty

>>39198046

>>39197577
proof? screen shot of that?
Also with gura's health how do we know she will even go?

>>39198162
She will not go to japan.

>>39198153
Would

>>39198226
She will go to Japan eventually. I don't remember when she said that but I believe she did. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>39198288
she told us that she will go this month or next but will go there whenever they need her, she told them she would be there. word for word she said that on stream.

>>39198226
how many times have you been proven wrong on things? every time you guys told us she would not do something she did it. Like you told us she did not have a passport and when she started talking about having to go to japan she told us she has a passport. You guys don't know gura as well as you let on.

>>39198226
>>39198288
It's the schroedinger's trip to japan, you dont know until you open the box and see the catshark yourself .

I'm gonna rewatch my shark wife on her xbox mic talk about nendos and figures

It's almost 9:00am and I'm only now going to bed. Oops.

>>39198713
Gura...

When gura streams again how do you think she’ll address things?
Will she try her best to gloss things over or try to answer a little more openly? Of course I know she probably won’t actually tell what the health problem is though.

>>39199551
She is suffering from incontinence and is too embarrassed to admit it

Gura has this horny giggle that I really like.

Presented without comment

>>39199868
PROOOF?

>>39200797
She also streaming in her Patreon for 500$, you can join her if you want

>>39200897
>source? I made it the fuck up

>>39200797
Sex with an IRyStocrat

>>39201014
Do your quick reps not that hard to find:)

>>39201408
It's not that hard to ban evade either. Why are doxxfags such pussies?

>>39201408
If she had a patreon you would have posted it

>>39201529
Go be the worst poster in some other thread, thanks.

Aaah twitter just sent me a notification for the football match I thought it was Gura dfppçjj

>>39201814
Oh yeah, that is still going, hope the frogs win because there's no seethe like argie seethe.

>>39201592
;)

Based Chumbuds, we need to make sure that Gura knows we love her little girl cun cun.

>>39201960
If Gura like or retweet the cunny juice art I will kneel to her forever

pissy cun cun

>>39200797
Not Gura related

>>39202714
It is Gura related as apparently many chumbuds believe that wanting Gura to treat us like this is unrealistic because other holos don't do it.

>>39202774
we all know Gura wants to stream but she's too scared of twitter to post about it. She would stream if it wasn't for her being sick, working on projects, traveling to Japan, having troubles with her internet, visiting her family, learning japanese and her PC dying

one of you chums have the pic of gura drawing the heart from last Christmas collab? I lost it.

Long time no see chumcucks. Are any yesmen still alive or has everyone here finally seen the light?

>>39203061
At least one of them is still alive and he revealed last night that he whiteknights for Gura because her mother got abused by his dad.

>>39203031

>>39203031
Nyo

https://streamable.com/86djns

>>39203153
Thanks, much love.

>>39203116
*his mother

>>39203186
Gura is so wonderful.

>>39201591

>>39203311
tfw ywn snuggle smol goob in snow fort ; ;

>>39203061
I have seen the light and it revealed to me that Gura is extremely cute

Sex with a fembud.

I was without service the whole weekend.
Anything I missed other than the tweet?

Had a dream with Gura on it:
>Get Gura YT notification, she is playing Mario Kart
>Stream starts, she sounds tired
>"So, about my health, um... Management told me say something else but I want to tell you guys."
>Bgm stops
>"Don't clip this, okay? Something is wrong with, uh... My baby maker.
>Now, don't take this the wrong way, I'm an idol, you know? It was routine check hu ha ha...
>She moves on to the game, she is pretty low energy, lots of suppas tho.
>Pretty short stream, she says good bye and some stuff about next streams.
>Ending screen, hot mic
>She is sobbing.
>Stream ends, I wake up.

>>39203478
nothing so far
probably wont stream now that xmas is upon us

>>39203565
Monday members stream. going to give a real update and will not be archived.

Next year she will take the big prize.

>>39203565
I figure she will say goodbye until mid-January.

Update tonight? It's almost been 3 days since the tweet...

>>39203888
She'll probably do some twitter likes before anything else, unless she's doing a stealth member stream.

>>39203937
I hope she doesnt do a member stream I had to cancel mine until she can stream properly.

>>39203979
Posts like this are exactly why she will want to do a member stream.

>>39204005
I don't see how my finances are relevant to her.

Gura piss on my cock

So how are you guys holding up? I just look at this place after a wake up and go to sleep to see if something changed, becoming out of the loop on conversations feels weird but I'm distracting myself watching a lot of movies

chumbuds I clogged tje toilet...

>>39204509
Churn that dookie butter bro

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>39204659
yeah...

thinking of goob

>>39205743
is that the fabled fembud?

Chumbuds piss in my butt

>>39205992
If...if you insist I guess...

Fembud replied to this post.

>>39205846
Yes (Fauna)

>>39202978
>we
I fucking hate your very existence chumfucky

>>39206590
Seethe

>>39203439
Yeah, with me

>>39199551
That's a spooky image

>>39207012

>>39199551
It will 3 entire minutes of extremely vague dialogue. Not only will she not tell us what the issue is (a given, here she's actually said she won't) but she will not commit to anything about streams.

What if Gura?

the world cup ends today so gura will stream soon

>>39208323
She should do a watchalong like IRyS is doing right now

I want to pee inside Gura's cunny while she's pregnant.

Why is thread slow D:

>>39208528
people watching wc final

>>39208639
The thread is better when /sp/ vermin are absent. Curious.

I wanna put my finger in guras mouth

Gura~, Gura~
Gura doesn't know I exist~

WIFE

>>39208528
Can't a schizo get a break?

>>39208983
No, you aren't Gura, you're expected to put your hours in.

>>39208883
Yeah mine

FEEL BETTER GURA

So is it safe to say that Gura has an armpit fetish? After that message in prechat and the miku armpit art she liked I'd say it's more than likely. Not sure if she somehow has the exact same fetishes as me or if she's simply pandering to degenerates.

>>39209371
she is a sniffer and armpits are prime sniff area

>>39209423
T u T. There's nothing hotter than a woman who actually understands and shares your fetishes.

>>39209371
She drew armpits back when she drew.. I miss doodling...

I love my wife so much!!

She's doing it again... That thing where she says something concerning and goes completely silent...

>>39209862
Wait until 3pm, stream tonight.

>>39209862
I'd be far more concerned at this point if she hadn't said anything.

>>39209862
Shouldn't be hard to understand she doesn't want to talk about it but her "fans" don't really care.

gooba is celebrating christmas with her family
she's drinking a nice hot cup of tea while submerged in her comfy duvet
her laptop is nearby, playing a documentary on sea cucumbers

>>39210012
I don't care about talking, I'll be happy with some likes.

>>39210158
She doesn't want to do anything related to gura right now. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't read super chats for a couple of weeks/months.

>>39210207
It's kinda hard to read SCs if you don't stream...

>>39210012
They'll keep harassing management who will harass gura who'll ragequit if we are very unlucky, and I would not even blame her. If Gura poofs it's reddits fault.

Everything is going down. Fuck.

>>39210628
?

>>39210450
Yes that's the main concern or she would go full min effort for months.

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>39210833
GG, and fuck you. fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>39210628
frogbro...

Gura should merry me. I can take care of herself.

What a stupid sport
WHERE IS GURA IM MAD

>>39211069
>frogkek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MEMBER POST

>>39211120
ET ALORS??

>>39211242
You lost.
Suck them.

>>39211289
O-Ok that's fine too

luv my shark

Good for you, Argies. Thank you for beating the Yuros
t. American

>>39209494
>a woman who actually understands and shares your fetishes
I sure hope you appreciate that, because I’m never gonna find it for mine

>>39211394
>France
>Europe

>>39211472
Yes they are on the European continent. I hate Yuros because they hated me first.

Why do you fucks treat this place as your discord? Fuck off to /sp/

Gura gave me a kiss to celebrate Argentina winning, we're cuddling right now.

>>39211517
>I hate Yuros because they hated me first.
If people hate you is because you're an obnoxious faggot, more than anything.

>>39211602
Anon, Yuros hate me because I was born in America. You're the one acting like an obnoxious faggot here.

>>39211659
I don't hate you for being American, otherwise I wouldn't have a folder full of Gura pictures.
I hate you for being an obnoxious faggot. The end.
Who started it first is a question that the kind of people that played the penalties for France would ask themselves.

>>39211517
If it makes you feel better I hate you all here no matter where you were born. I love only gura

>>39211807
POST MORE GAWR

>>39211733
Oh are you mad at me for congratulating Argentina? Is that why I'm an obnoxious faggot? How about all the non stop shit you guys talk about Americans? All you ever do is act like condescending cunts.

it's called soccer

You faggots are arguing while I just lost the world cup. I hate you both. Gura confort me.

>>39211827
>Oh are you mad at me for congratulating Argentina? Is that why I'm an obnoxious faggot?
No, because I simply joked about France not being European and you immediately went "YOU EUROPEANS BOOGEYMEN STARTED IT...". But /vt/ understanding humor? lol.
You won't get another reply from me, enjoy your own misery.

Would you?

>>39211866
That's your fault for caring about sportsball in the first place.

>>39212106
Free her from that horrible prison, take her back home and make sweet love to her? Absolutely.

>>39212117
>Stop being patriotic
Are you trying to anger me to overwrite my sorrow? It's working.

>>39212185
Look all I'm saying is this: Any time I see someone decorate their house, car, or clothes with Ohio State or Michigan symbols I know they're an asshole.

>>39211904
>makes joke
>gets a reply
>starts getting upset at me for replying

>>39212185
If it's to enjoy some feet ball, sure, but patriotism is a meme the higher ups try to infuse in you so that you act like a good doggie and die and serve your country.
Don't confound it with being proud with the people who were before you like Napoleon or the revolutionaries. It's not the same.

Chummies odd question but what's your opinion on kissing during sex? For me it's absolutely necessary.

>>39212280
might as well fap if youre not doing it.

>>39212280
If you don't kiss while hugging her and cumming inside it doesn't even count as sex.

>>39212136
Retard, Gura has a wallbutt fetish.

>>39212280
I really really really like it. I want to taste Gura's drool.

>>39212106
Yes.

>>39212280
I want to swap spit with Gura and mix microbiomes

>>39212337
Yes, anon. In your mind he has the same fetishes as you do.

What fetishes does gura actually have? My guess is a feet fetish.

>>39212579
Denial of the obvious, real sad.

>>39212729
she hates feet, she just keeps up the meme cause you retards are always spamming it

>>39212729

>>39212729
yes indeed, she once said, and this is an exact quote, "i have a foot fetish"

>>39212816
That was during that Terraria stream where she was talking about childhood stories where she was at a sleepover and told her friend's mom or something that she had a foot fetish right? Good times.

>>39212337
Fetish might be the wrong word, just because you see something and it activates neurons isn't the same as outright being a footfag, for example. Also I'm assuming wallbutt is 'help step bro I'm stuck' stuff.

>>39212932
fetish = kink here

>>39212729
I sure hope she likes wedgies (:

Do you think Gura would enjoy watching chess?

>>39213078
no she'd definitely get bored

>>39213078
She's too autism for that

>>39213078
I really don't think she would

>>39213070

update soon guys right? hahaha....

>>39212729
Gura physically hates anything to do with actual real feet and only perpetuates the meme because the abstract concept is funny.
So, no, she does not have a foot fetish.

>>39213221
Look at her lazy eyes...She looks like a fucking retard...I love her...

>>39213221

>>39213348
she got bad news the other day

>>39213348
tomorrow unironically

>>39212743
Yes, anon. We all are in denial in your mind.

Gura will stream today because I'm working late, if there's bad news I will be unable to cope and if it's good news I will be seething with jealousy that I can't watch for hours. I can't win, so today is the day.

Gura will not stream today.

>>39214193
my penis will stream goom today

>>39212280
Kissing...licking...biting

>>39213437
child is doing fine

I must offer more tributes.
I'm doing my part.

>>39212280
Absolutely right. Kissing and moaning is definitely needed; It's an act of intimacy. Go all out especially when you bust inside.

where's that damn child

>>39214737
2 more months

>>39214737
Here

>>39213348
If she doesn't update by tomorrow we start complaining again. It's a shame that Gura's first instinct after saying she'd update us is to ghost us even further.

>>39215001
Kill yourself.

>>39215001
I'm not going to freak out unless she misses Wednesday's slot again

I'm going to fuck Nachoneko so Gura can have a sister and i can fuck all three of them.

>we

We miss Gura

>>39215085
So you be sayin...

>>39215256
do not tickle the child feet

>>39214175
She is asking for it...

I goomed without goom perms. Don't tell Gura.

The loneliness is creeping in!

>>39215630
Im going to tell her and you can't stop me!

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1604564817913618433

>>39215892
Gura cute

stay strong buds
we will hear from her soon
and she will reward us for our patience and loyalty like she always does

>>39215969
>Soon
Could mean anything, we should have actual deadlines set
>She rewards us for our patience and loyalty
No she doesn't

STREAM YOU STUPID FUCKING SHARK

>>39216100
We will hear from her tomorrow
Yes she does

>>39216123
Okay and if we don't hear from her by tomorrow then we should start sending complaints again.

Soon. SOON

>>39216265
"We" don't need people to send anymore unhinged sounding comments.

Gura pls stream... I forgive you for ghosting me... but pls just stream again...

oh god gura pls i need u

>>39215892
Nice

>>39216568
twitter space soon

>>39213356
T. Gura in denial

>>39216606
Didn't Musk remove Twitter Spaces?

>>39216525
If it wasn't for people sending criticism, she would still be ghosting us without the "update soon" tweet.

>>39216636
Brought them right back, already had a Bae shower space and IRyS WC watchalong space today.

wow it really is the same time every day

>>39216676
nrhd, Gura probably will never do a space though.

How fucking hard can it be to turn on OBS and play some Minecraft!?!?

>>39216684
Sadly it's not same time every day

>>39216707
I can dream

>>39216684
Because it's around this time that she should be setting up a frame?

Lazy fucking shark

Always a new excuse for the lazy shark

C'mon faggots you can do better than that

>>39217440
Better than sending strongly worded messages?

>>39217573
They should be sending stuff like this.

>>39217591
If this keeps up i wouldn't be surprised if they start sending messages by drone

>>39217591
Eat shit anti

>>39218118
I'm reminding the thread of the types of mentally ill chumbuds who post stuff like these.
>>39216833
>>39216895

Sex?

>>39218198
Nobody needed you to point out that the obvious thread shitters were threadshitting you goddamn retard.

>>39218248
I will continue to remind the thread, specifically the chumbud who posted that, so that they leave forever.

>>39218240
Nonstop

>>39218269
that just makes you one of them

>>39218369
Sometimes you have to play the villain to thin out the chumbud population to get one step closer to becoming the last chumbud.

>>39218397
That only thins out the population of good posters in the thread. The greater chumbie population is waiting for activity from Gura to come back.

So when is she going to announce her graduation?

>>39218687
>to get one step closer to becoming the last chumbud
Works for me.

This has been gura for the past year...

>>39218946
She should do this but with a flare gun

I just saw her tweet.
This bitch is gonna make up a condition/disease just so she can keep not streaming isn't she?
I can already hear the stream with same generic lame ass carefully planned explanation that you can't really pin down anything on (because there isn't anything) but also sounds plausible.

I just hope she doesnt have somwthing as bad as ame alergie to glutten or some shit.

>>39220147
Gura already had that.

I don't know why, but recently I just want Gura to beat me up. I want her to break my nose and bruise my stomach by kicking the air out of my lungs repetively. I want to pass out on the floor fearing if I'll ever wake up, with nothing but the taste of blood and the sight of her on top of me while I fade out.

>>39220644
Hot.

comfy /ggg/ best /ggg/

Is this me or they are always in pair?

>>39218946

love you always shark

>>39221198
mah ballz yeah

This timeline sucks.

>one chance at life
>never followed her old channels
>never became her friend through online games
>never gotten a chance to chat with her just the two of you
>never laughed together in voip
>never shared memes on discord
>never gave her gifts in games or irl
>only way to get a chance to let her know your existence is throwing money at her until you're broke
>she stream much less every month and you cannot even throw money at her anymore

If shes on anti depressants itll be up to us to pull her out of them, theyre good for numbing but terrible for an entertainment career like this. Not to mention not compatiable with her at all, she seems to enjoy things more when shes emotional

>still trying

>>39221885
What makes you think she's depressed/takes anti depressants?

>>39221945
the way shes been loopy past few streams and her overall disinvolvement from things from when she was communicative and happy during streams, just reminds me of the way things went for a few people I know who took them, they do this to usually emotional people

>>39222044 me
compare 2021 to now not just the tweets but her streams and activity in general feels like an anti depressant numbing motivation kind of thing

>>39222044
She was hype in her "return" stream because she was still high from the 2 weeks of thanksgiving spent having fun with her family, I doubt it was because of meds.

>Streamed 10 days ago

>>39222234
That hype was a momentary value in which she was still loopy emotionals can get really bipolar some times when taking them, Dont get me wrong I believe sickness plays a part into this as well, but this was the same girl willing to stream when sick enough to tell us of her t shirt thing. And not at least breach the topic in a semi serious discussion makes me think shes been numbed to things via meds itll be up to her to confirm it if its true or not though

If the first stream back isn't Mario Kart it means she's going to withdraw from the tournament

>>39222799
No pressure on her there, trying to live up to expectations she believes are on her and failing due to everything would worsen her mental health, which is the number 1 prioritie right now besides physical of course

>>39222799
No it really doesn't

>>39222921
>trying to live up to expectations she believes are on her
Sure would be nice if she felt like that when it came to communicating and streaming

I just goomed so fucking hard my balls hurt, ponauke is a fucking god.

>>39222799
>implying she ever cared about the tournament
she doesn't even remember that it's a thing.

LAZY FUCKING SHARK

>>39223137
Ponsuke*

>>39223137
Based

oh joy they're back anyone bring cunny

GURA

>>39222418
>makes me think shes been numbed to things via meds itll be up to her to confirm it if its true or not though
Ask her

>>39223265
yes just wait for next stream... oh wait.

>>39219086
Flare?

>>39223209
https://exhentai.org/g/2390953/3e213c0aa0/
This is a masterpiece.

JUST FUCKING STREAM ANYTHING

>>39223330
You won't even ask her when she does stream so idk why you're making that snide remark.

>>39223265
believe me I have, asking directly never works when someone like her is avoiding the subject you have to encourage them to bring it up on their own usually through unrelated subjects for them to come clear

eh?

>>39223466
the shark is confused about the typo

>>39223424
Shes going to stream on my face and theres nothing you can do about it