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Champion Edition
Last thread: >>39094578

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>> No.39103421

uhoh.
Altventures, its time for you to have you own piece of history to cherism from Leader.

>> No.39103423
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>>39103399
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.39103444

>he likes the Ed Sheeran music
That's my Altare

>> No.39103454

9 horas de pokemon

>> No.39103459

>>39103423
Amen.

>> No.39103466

>>39103423
Amen

>> No.39103478
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39103478

If Axel finished Violet, would Arven activate his savior fag mode or does it only happen with ecchi no neechans?

>> No.39103508

>even in Platinum, XY, Black and White
Zoomer...

>> No.39103526

>>39103478
It would, yeah.

>> No.39103532
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That Pikachu is mine you fucking whores don't even TRY IT

>> No.39103546
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39103546

fuck you leader black and white is better
n is more interesting than seven

>> No.39103545

>>39103508
the stories in the games prior are not worth talking about

>> No.39103557

I HATE ZOOMERS

>> No.39103559

>>39103478
He said he'd try to save anyone earlier.

>> No.39103585

>>39103545
Neither are the stories in the ones he mentioned

>> No.39103619
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>>39103532
IT'S MINE. BACK OFF BITCH.

>>39103423
AMEN

>> No.39103644

>>39103585
plat and bw are good for pokemon standards

>> No.39103655

>He doesn't like Nemona
Unfortunate. I love me some girls who are aggressive about what they love to do.

>> No.39103699

>>39103644
Sorry buddy but minors aren't allowed on this website

>> No.39103708

>jobbed RIGHT at the fucking end
that’s my altare!!!

>> No.39103712

He doesn't have online...

>> No.39103720

>>39103655
I think the issue is more that she has a one track mind and isn't all that interested in him as a person, just in battling all the time

>> No.39103724

>>39103532
You JINXED IT

>> No.39103729

bw was only good because of n and you know it

>> No.39103731

>>39103546
Black and White story discussion always results in Fedora Arguments. While it is a twist of, is it really right for people to own pokemon, to fight with them, to mistreat them, to liberate them from their family? Is The Truth, Ideals, Always Black and White, or is it possible to exist somewhere in between? Problem is, Because people were too attached to how pokemon was before, static spites, old pokemon, and .... Pokemon contests and planting berries. This was the beginning of New pokemon = Bad. As such, The discussion of Black and White, has always been Black and White.

>> No.39103750

>>39103655
It's not that he doesn't like her, it's more she's a non-character compared to the other main cast.
I like her the most compared to the other girls in this gen, maybe except the school nurse.

>> No.39103787

>>39103731
Wait is it still ESL hours?

>> No.39103790

>>39103585
Wrong.

>> No.39103804

one of you fags BETTER get that pikachu

>> No.39103810

>>39103699
i'm probably older than you

>> No.39103816

BRING THE PIKACHU HOME ANONS

>> No.39103829

I hope NO ONE here gets it.

>> No.39103837

ANYONE HERE GOT IT?

>> No.39103841

>>39103810
Nice try kiddo

>> No.39103852

heh... i WON'T get it cus i DON'T play pokemon!

>> No.39103867

That's a digimon.

>> No.39103879

>>39103787
Pokemon discussion is always Autism discussion.

>> No.39103884

that's a person

>> No.39103895

>>39103867
Nah that's a megaman character.

>> No.39103897

>>39103867
its a megaman zero robot

>> No.39103901

Ceruledge is such a good design, shame he barely looks like a pokemon

>> No.39103928

TRULY A THREAD FULL OF JOBBERS me included, I didn't get it...

>> No.39103952

Regis just got the pokemon Magni wants

>> No.39103957

damn he got some cool mons back

>> No.39103970

THAT is also a Digimon, even though it's a Gallade/Gardevoir paradox.

>> No.39103986

I hope they take care of crepe and waffles

>> No.39104001

that's also a person

>> No.39104003

What are the odds that the two people that got it don't actually watch Riida?

>> No.39104007

>>39103986
They're gonna sell them

>> No.39104013

>crap

>> No.39104040

Aww, the viewers were really generous with the trades

>> No.39104041
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>>39104007
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.39104053

leader really is a stream monster.

>> No.39104068

>>39104003
The code was on stream, amongst fucking Altventurers. Zero.

>> No.39104082

>>39104053
He's not called the Leader for nothing

>> No.39104089

HE LOVES US

>> No.39104088
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>>39104053
my oshi loves streaming! my oshi loves me!

>> No.39104097

What ever happened to his stinger?

>> No.39104105

he loves ME...

>> No.39104135

RATE THE STREAM(S)

>> No.39104143

SHINY SPICY REAL

>> No.39104146
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To the two anons that didn't accept my trades, you would have gotten a shiny Forretress

>> No.39104148

wait the love consultation is in 2 hours? I thought he'd at least wait a week

>> No.39104166

VALO?

>> No.39104175

>>39104135
Crybaby/Pikachu maniac

>> No.39104181

Well, after watching all parts. I know without doubt that Altare would take a bullet for an actual Pikachu if Pikachu were real.
Dedication to capture brother and sister shiny for Pancake to make it to the end.

I kneel.

>> No.39104186
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leader ah ah

>> No.39104195

>>39104135
Best recent Pokemon game/10.
To be honest Arceus was decent too.

>> No.39104201
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>>39104088
>>39104089
>>39104105

>> No.39104230

>>39104135
#PANCAKESWEEP/10

>> No.39104242
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Leader loves us and we love him

>> No.39104251
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>>39103399 (me)
Source: https://twitter.com/tootlini/status/1603885622527246341

>> No.39104256

>>39104135
Pikachu autism/10

>> No.39104285

>>39104251
hello chumventurer

>> No.39104301

I do wonder if he will actually keep that pikachu for the tournement, or what strategy he will have moving forward to becoming the very best.

>> No.39104328

>>39104135
Leaders on addie/10

>> No.39104336

Wasn't at the beginning of the stream, did Altare said something about the 4 soul link? is it still going or it's this the last Pokemon stream we will get from Tempus?

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>>39104201

>> No.39104375

It's interesting that he said he loves pokemon and been excited to play the game, but knows so little about the game itself, and it's not even the spoiler part

>> No.39104379

>>39104336
Altare said that he thinks the boys have lost interest so the last pokemon stream he'll do will be the stars tourney.

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>>39104251
Thanks for the bake, brother.

>> No.39104432

>>39104375
He said he was trying his best to avoid spoiling anything about it for himself - even just the new Pokemon, so I don't think that's surprising

>> No.39104483

>>39104375
>>39104432
He also thought that earth power is physical

>> No.39104535

>>39103198
I choose to also believe it's a kink. I want Nowa to kidnap me..

>> No.39104554

>>39104483
He's also dumb

>> No.39104557

>>39104379
Figures, this feels like a Minecraft case, the boys are more into their own interest than group games
Axel wants to do dating stuff or playing Apex
Vesper prefers zatsus and solo content
Magni is still on Sonic and Spongebob

>> No.39104595

>>39104336
>Soul-Link
Probably canceled. Classic Leader's collab idea the others are not interested.
>Pokemon stream
There's going to be a tourney. Probably before Feb.
I'm pretty sure only Leader and Magni are going to be there at this point considering they're the only Tempus playing the game.

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Mourning the Soullink and 4-man Tempus collabs

>> No.39104650

>>39104535
same.. I want him to kidnap me and not let me go until he gets his filling of blood ToT

>> No.39104658

>>39104432
yeah I know, I don't know how he did that, I was spoiled on the first day release

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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1603920130437693440

>> No.39104686

>>39104609
Bitch we had Mario Party a few days ago and DND is still coming

>> No.39104688

>>39104379
That suspension really messed up their plans. Oh well, more interesting collabs will appear in the mean time.

>> No.39104724

>>39104557
I mean, they just did Mario Party and Dez and Altare are collabing literally tomorrow, so there's still a chance to bring it up to them and see if their stance will change. If two of them are down, the other two will likely come around.

>> No.39104746

>>39104686
altare said that full collabs would be rarer going forward. dnd will probably be the exception

>> No.39104816

>>39104686
They're not taking more 4-man co-op games.
>>39104724
>If two of them are down, the other two will likely come around
You now remember Payday 2 and Don't Starve Together, and DND who's on the backburner until it's burnt black.

>> No.39104832

Im starting to fall in love with altare how do i fix this

>> No.39104873

>>39104832
just don't fall in love duh

>> No.39104878

>>39104816
Wait, so they are no longer doing Deep Rock Galactic? :c

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>>39104659
a literal child... cute leader ToT

>> No.39104965

>>39104659
Pancake love

>> No.39105009

>>39104873
instructions unclear, I'm now dreaming about kissing him on Christmas Eve

>> No.39105042

>>39104746
>>39104816
That sucks. I pretty much only watch their collabs and music stuff.

>> No.39105064
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>>39103423
Amen.

>> No.39105077

>>39104832
Stop being mentally ill

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>>39105077

>> No.39105357

>>39104878
Leader wants to do it on his Monday collab slot (after new year, if Axel doesn't just give his to him next week). It's going to happen, but I'm going to keep your expectation in check by saying it's most likely going to be a one-off.
Magni and Nowa will be available, it's just Axel who's frankly the weak link nowadays.

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https://twitter.com/SC_c7h5no3s/status/1603820555160850432

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I really hope Axel buys Altare one of these for him.

>> No.39105547

>>39105461
I don't get it.

>> No.39105618

Man I'm really conflicted. Sometimes it seems like the other boys are not that interested in Altare's ideas while he is down for basically anything to be with them; but he also has too many plans and I get how difficult it must be to organize. Kinda wish that the soul link had stayed with only Altare and Magni desu

>> No.39105642

>>39105357
>it's just Axel who's frankly the weak link nowadays
Keep seething altventurers

>> No.39105659

>>39105462
imagine altare killing you while wearing a pikachu ski mask

>> No.39105676

>>39105547
...Are you for real?

>> No.39105698

It's both bait, leave it.

>> No.39105746

>>39105642
>Axel
>playing DRG more than a stream
>AND he's in Japan doing his thing
DYRB?

>> No.39105748

>>39105659
Hot.

>> No.39105786

>>39105676
It took me a second. Why isn't it jpg or png? That would make more sense.

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>>39105618
>Altare and Magni
This but unironically.

>> No.39105900

>>39105746
Listen sister Axel is trying his best, he's just too busy hanging out with his manager and doing daily drinking streams to do collabs with the rest of the boys.

>> No.39105923

>>39105618
Altare's just really unlucky.

And 4 man soul link is kino. They should just script a single episode ending like they did with zomboid

>> No.39105929

>>39105642
altventurers really starting to become tribalistic and make everything revolve around them kek

>> No.39105961

>>39105618
You'll get Halo instead with those two. They're planning on playing Halo titles they can play on stream.

>> No.39105991

More bait.

>> No.39106011

>>39105357
I see, that actually makes a lot of sense. Even if its a one-off I'll be happy with it, considering how busy Axel must be. Thanks anon chu o7

>> No.39106058

Tempuras, why are we infighting? United we stand, divided we fall.

>> No.39106064

Glad I don't pay for vesper membership imagine having to pay 5 dollars to watch zatsudans he already does for free on the daily kek. At least altare and magni mix it up like mag dj streams and altare guitar streams for example.

>> No.39106112

>>39105991
I want to be a slime and bait altare into my lair by taking vesper’s form

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https://twitter.com/AudiophiLevi_11/status/1603344954876907522

>> No.39106126
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>> No.39106130

Falseflagniggers are here. I can feel it

>> No.39106180
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Nice try, now look at Magni

>> No.39106198

>>39106064
But I like zatsudans. Axel's zatsudons are great as well.

>> No.39106213

Why do I get the feeling that a lot of Tempura hate Axel?

>> No.39106239 [SPOILER] 
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>>39106180

>> No.39106250

>>39106121
kek

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I want to overstimulate him.

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39106270

Altventurers are destined to become the Pomudachis of /MANS/.

>> No.39106315

>>39106112
Altare being put into a trance by slime!Nowa being extra attentive and more affectionate to him than he usually is ToT poor thing...

>> No.39106319

>>39106270
Pomuwho?

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>> No.39106355

>>39106270
Ah, Nijiniggers are here. Figures.

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yeah yeah
altnowa
https://youtu.be/HwHasOJIm1Y?t=5095

>> No.39106450

>>39103399
The capital letters are scaring me sisters...

>> No.39106486

>>39106058
It's just people baiting.

>> No.39106500

>>39106198
Yup absolutely nothing happened in membership today. Just Zatsus and stuff.

Scrungus

>> No.39106512

>>39106434
TToTT

>> No.39106536

>>39106434
Nothing's ever going to top this...

>> No.39106542

>>39106064
>anon lacks critical information

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>>39106434
him doing this to Altare and then acting almost completely unaware of his existence this week.... this ojisan knows how to keep yanderes addicted to him ToT im addicted to the unhealthiness of it all

>> No.39106594

>39106270
Good to see that even catalogniggers watch now StarsJP just to make bait, nice, nice, keep watching them.

>> No.39106597

>>39106500
BEEP BOOP

>> No.39106600

>>39106345
almond was made for ryona

>> No.39106601

>>39106434
ALTNOWA LOVE

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>>39106180
Those nipples... I wanna lick them

>> No.39106640

>>39106604
nipple licking is for couples that love each other, magmite

>> No.39106644

>>39106315
c-cute… he’s too easy…

>> No.39106752

I'm so excited for the Halo stream ToT

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I guess I'm the last straight brotuber viewer...

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>>39106644
he's just so desperate for any kind of affection from the man, whether its physical or emotional!!! When he finally does get it, he doesn't even stop to think about it, he's just so overwhelmed with happiness that he falls for it!! ToT Finally!! Nowa's paying attention to me!!

>> No.39106767

>>39106434
One minute he's following Altare's beck and call and the next he's grooming him...

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This thread is too gay, we need more Regina and Magnolia to compensate

>> No.39106833

Altare
Vesper
VR Fishing
Stream
When

>> No.39106834
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ALMOND LOVE

>> No.39106835

>>39106784
fat

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sorry im off my meds and altnowa gets my brain into overdrive. i love the pairing so much aaaaAAAA it makes my mind go wild!!

>> No.39106854

>>39106759
I'm still here brother, I'm still here

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>>39106594
>Everyone that mentions non-holos are catalogfags
Brand loyalty sure is something.

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>>39106759
i'm still here, brother!

>> No.39106902

>>39106833
Nowa hasn't got his VR set yet.

>> No.39106935

>>39106835
yeah, for the pushin'

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>>39106759
I'm still here.

>> No.39107141

WHY IS VESPER SO EROTIC

>> No.39107145

>>39106861
>>39107030
Are these… the fabled straight male Altventurers?

>> No.39107270

>>39107141
He's so irresistible I want to rape him so bad its actually insane !!!!!!! ero ojisan !!!!!!!!!

>> No.39107295

What do male watchers of Altare think of his psycho bit?

>> No.39107327

>>39107295
He's trying his best

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this is for my altyume sisters and brothers
https://files.catbox.moe/rski7i.mp3

>> No.39107496

>>39107295
>male watchers of Altare
Oh you

>> No.39107515

>>39107445
Cute~ ToT

>> No.39107549

I like writing Vesper yume shit and I have the urge to discord RP as Nowa and try to fulfill yume fantasies. Is this deranged behavior?

>> No.39107551

>>39107445
cute, it would probably be poisonous but cute!

>> No.39107584

>>39107549
Yes

>> No.39107593

>>39106837
No worries anon, we love unmedicated altnowa here. That old man will fall sooner or later ToT

>> No.39107600

>>39107295
Male watchers found his psycho bit first, sister. That was immediately after debut.
Probably one of the reason why people still think he's faking everything and he's an edgelord. Those rrats circulating around the catalog now came from back then.

>> No.39107608

>>39107549
Yes, proceed

>> No.39107617

>>39107295
it's funny sometimes. funnier than most of his bits

>> No.39107622

>>39107549
just writing it is normal but discord?

>> No.39107672
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>>39107551
my oshis are horrible cooks but its okay!!! i love them either way!! i'd eat their shitty ass cooking

>> No.39107706

>>39107549
Idk, maybe you should post some Vesper yume content on AO3 to help us decide

>> No.39107712

>>39107549
discord rp'ing with yourself? or do you mean joining a tempus rp server and rp'ing with others?

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39107793

>>39107549

>> No.39107811

>>39107672
I don't know if I like how slightly hyper-realistic Altare looks

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>>39107593
ToT i just love the power shifting of it all.. one second you have Nowa being scared to death of Altare and literally doing anything he tells him to do, and the next you have Nowa just ignoring him while Altare tries his hardest to get his attention anyway he can. constantly mentioning him in his own streams, meanwhile Vesper can't shut up about Magni and goes out of his way to stream with Magni. It's just so interesting aaa

>> No.39107890

I... I don't think I'll be able to watch Axel's stream, I'm too weak to cringe.

>> No.39107932

>>39107549
It is kinda unhinged but hey, as long as you are having fun.
Also, I wanna see those time writings

>> No.39107983

>>39107496
But we exist anon lol

>> No.39108105

>>39107549
are vesties and altventurers the most menhera fanbases in /MANS/?

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>>39108105
You forgot someone

>> No.39108209

>>39108105
>Magmites singlehandedly managed to make Magni close off any mention of his personal life for a week
I'd argue its Vesties and Magmites.

>> No.39108215

>>39107295
its cute in a cringe kind of way

>> No.39108299

>>39108105
All vtuber fans are menheras, stop trying to fool yourself into thinking you're normal

>> No.39108423

>>39108105
every fanbase is menhera, Axelotls are literally retarded.

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>yelled boo into his mic and burst into laughter while sleep deprived for his stars audition
>gets in

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Magni hates me the most... I just know it... Every day he wishes I was dead so that I'd stop watching him...

>> No.39108524

When it comes to streaming
>Vesper is unreliable
>Magni is distant
>Altare is cringe
>Axel is a one-trick pony
Goodnight.

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>>39108423
Oi.

>> No.39108556

>>39108524
>(You) are gay

>> No.39108606

>>39107870
Yes yes, I have noticed that they tend to play the jealousy card pretty often. It may look like Altare has the control, but just a few days of cold shoulder and Vesper has him eating from the palm of his hand ToT God, I need a collab soon...

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39108637

instead of replying to bait why not reply to me

>> No.39108653

>>39108524
I've picked Magni as my choice of poison. I could drop the rest if I really needed to.

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>>39108530
yo shi yo shi

>> No.39108749

>>39108637
I can't believe Altare drank a uterus potion so that he could get knocked up by Magni

>> No.39108783

>>39106759
We are together in this, my brother

>> No.39108799

>>39108530
sorry cute chumbie, but you and the rest of axelotls are retarded~

>> No.39108807

>>39108524
finally, someone that actually watches the boys

>> No.39108846

>>39108530
its cute that you like the silly mspaint scribbles i made so much. chuuu~

>> No.39108869

>>39108637
Fine, here's a free (you).
How has your day been going so far?

>> No.39108895

i want to sleep but axel stream...

>> No.39108961

>>39108846
They're great, and since everyone gets triggered every time I use a Gura picrel I decided to use them. Thanks.

>> No.39108975

>>39107295
Reminds me of my little brother

>> No.39108991

>>39108895
If you go to bed right now, you have enough time left to take a power nap before the stream starts

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>>39108606
deranged altnowa rambling... it's so painfully codependent... ToT Altare's gonna reach a breaking point one day with this ojisan, i swear...I honestly think Vesper is the one who actually holds the most power, secretly.. Altare clearly is the one who likes the other more, and he who falls in love first ALWAYS loses. Vesper honestly just has a fetish for being an M, so he enjoys relinquishing control to him is all. Altare has actual emotional stock in the relationship I think...

>> No.39109154

>>39108961
good boy

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>>39108869
had a great day watched leader's stream from start to finish. now i'm about to pass out

>> No.39109386

>>39109157
>watched leader's stream from start to finish
Altventurer...

>> No.39109443

>>39109157
nta, do you have a source on the art?

>> No.39109539

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1603935417010569217?s=46&t=hSlNi04aeVwxD-_rpDkEcw

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>>39108524
i love this jobber guild

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>>39108846
you were the one who made this? i love it thanks

>> No.39109746

>>39109078
Uuuuu I'm a bit of a crybaby so that scenario is too sad for me lmao but I see it...damn oji-san, toying with such an innocent boy T-T

>> No.39110238

>not attracted to Altare
>read someone /here/ say that he’s like a little brother type more than anything
>am now attracted to Altare
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>> No.39110288

>>39110238
Incestuousanon...

>> No.39110322

>>39110238
hello Kobo

>> No.39110325

>>39110238
what is wrong with you

>> No.39110359

>>39110238
Anon...?

>> No.39110374

>>39109746
the crazy part is, I can't even tell if he knows what he's doing to Altare or not ToT it's driving me crazy...he MUST know this poor kid has some kind of fucked up emotional dependency on him..

>> No.39110380

>>39109539
Did Pako and Axel do something together or?

>> No.39110390

>Axel menshi post

>> No.39110423

I can't believe we're getting a halo series Almond collab... Eating so well...

>> No.39110455 [DELETED] 

>Guess who went to the Crepe Store in Harajuku Takeshita street like Ame-chan?? That’s right!!! Her lovely Producer/Boyfriend Axel Syrios

what did he mean by this, bros....?

>> No.39110486

>>39110380
Pako visited Axel's supachat zatsu when axel was talking about NTR with chat. go watch as background noise, its funny,

>> No.39110498

>>39110423
Man, I hope they can play at least the original trilogy after beating Reach. He mentioned having perms for MCC, but I have no idea how that applies to the games itselves.

>> No.39110526

>>39110455
Weren't you there for the NGO stream? For shame
He's meeting with ossans as we speak and letting off stress

>> No.39110570

>>39110455
kys

>> No.39110573

>>39110526
I was. I'm just trying to bait catalog niggers because I like causing trouble

>> No.39110593

>>39110455
leaklotls...

>> No.39110609

>>39110455
delete faggot

>> No.39110719

>>39110423
I'm pretty hyped about all the Almond we've been getting. I love their dynamic so much

>> No.39110734

ffs, anon was right, Axelotls are retarded
>>39108423

>> No.39110940

did anyone send a maro to axel? i was going to but he opened them way too late

>> No.39110970

>>39110423
My latest obsession

>> No.39110996

gee /mans/ sure is extra male brained menhera today

>> No.39111029

>>39110996
its a Friday night. only the most socially maladjusted are stuck inside watching vtubers.

>> No.39111051

>>39110996
Yeah, bend over fujochan. I wish to fornicate with you.

>> No.39111088

>>39110374
That's where my scenario comes now, he surely knows that Altare feels SOMETHING for him but doesn't know what it is (oblivious oji as always) or if its real, but he doesn't wanna risk ruining this kid ToT completely unaware that he sometimes slips and makes Altare even more obsessed

>> No.39111095

>>39111051
I wrote this

>> No.39111124

>>39110455
Those crepes look so delicious... I want to go to Japan just so I can eat everything.

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I just ranked all the Axel x Vesper collabs in terms of entertainment

>> No.39111202

>>39111171
Nowa HATES Axel
Nowa HATES Altare
Nowa LOVES Magni

>> No.39111226

>>39110570
>>39110593
>>39110609
Stop being menhera, it's a nothinburger.

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>>39111171
Are we really going through this again?

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>>39111202

>> No.39111382

>>39110238
GWS

>> No.39111455

Axelotls are playing at being snipers again, go get your free menshi if you haven't gotten one yet.

>> No.39111470

>>39111171
Not a 1 on 1 collab but during the Raft streams he would often explore the islands with Nowa and I really liked those moments, like when Axel tried to get the bridge down and Nowa figured it out first try

>> No.39111592

>>39110734
Once again...chat reflects the streamer

>> No.39111619

Did (You) write a marshmallow for Axel's love consulation?

>> No.39111622
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How do you get the full size pic from a community post aside from editing the s1024 portion however you see fit?

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39111630

I wish I was a full on schizo so I could write a 20k word altnowa fanfiction...instead I will just have to do with the visual fantasies in my head..

>> No.39111645

>>39111619
yeah

>> No.39111665

ANIKI ON THE TELLY

>> No.39111682

oh shit dingo on the telly

>> No.39111691

>>39111619
I started writing one but gave up

>> No.39111719

>>39111619
I sent a short one anything more would have been too embarrassing

>> No.39111736

>>39111619
I did, probably he skip its. Is a little yab.

>> No.39111753

>>39111619
No, I'm pretty happy in my relationship and don't wanna bump someone off that's more in need of help

>> No.39111760

>>39111622
Delete everything besides the s after the = and put a 0
So it's like
=s0

>> No.39111775

>>39111619
Nah, there is no way a hot zoomer will understand my loser boomer ways.

>> No.39111786

>>39111630
I mean, you could always start by writing snippets and work your way up from there.

>> No.39111792

>>39111630
I used to be able to do that but I have been slacking too much on my writing reps...

>> No.39111848

>>39111619
No because i am a w*man and scared of men

>> No.39111847

LOVE DOCTOR ANIKI ON THE TELLY

>> No.39111861

>only 10
oh boy

>> No.39111872

>Love Consultation
But Dingo is a charismatic pretty boy who gets chased by women without even trying, what useful advice could he have for us losers?

>> No.39111891

hey im slummin it here is this guy the furry or is that the old one

>> No.39111920

oh he's probably skipping mine based on what he's saying here, makes sense

>> No.39111925

Lies

>> No.39111930

>>39111872
idk lol just be charismatic

>> No.39111932

>>39111891
We're all furries /here/

>> No.39111937

>10 Marshmallows
This is going to be a 4 hour stream if the last marshmallow stream is to go by

>> No.39111952

At least he is aware of the brain induce damage

>> No.39111967

>>39111932
Go get ready for your stream Magni.

>> No.39112021

>>39111967
fuck, your guys are too smart

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>>39112021

>> No.39112122

He makes a good point.

>> No.39112177

>>39112122
He usually makes good points, until he doesn't

>> No.39112200

so e-stalk them

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>>39111760
ありがとうございます!!!!

>> No.39112230

Axel "just talk to em and have sex" Syrios

>> No.39112235

>>39112122
He has a lot of friends with benefits for sure

>> No.39112276

Ehhh I feel like asking for a Snapchat is still too DTFY

>> No.39112285

"discord is just for ga[y]s"
-Alex Seriously

>> No.39112299

>>39112235
yeah me

>> No.39112359

>>39112285
I've seen more homoerotic shit coming from discord than any other place

>> No.39112364

>>39112235
Yeah that guy ^

>> No.39112378

>>39112276
Snapchat yeah

>> No.39112386

>>39112276
It's way too forward.

>> No.39112389

>>39112364
>>39112299
kiss

>> No.39112468

Zacks is cool as shit. Everyone should be like Zack

>> No.39112491

i cant understand this I havent been on a proper date before, boys are scary

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Axel talking with Cloud Strife: "me? Gongaga?

>> No.39112502

>>39112235
>He has a lot of friends with benefits for sure
I don't think so anon. From the way he's talked he sounds like someone who really values a meaningful relationship. I'm most likely just projecting since I don't enjoy sex unless I actually have deep feelings for the other person and desire something actually meaningful.

>> No.39112670

>>39111872
just b urself bro

>> No.39112703

What is Axel's appeal for the takos? Are they really that desperate that they have fun watching him? Both streamers couldn't be more different in my eyes.

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don't

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Be this, that's how axel does it

>> No.39112765

>>39112703
Not a tako, but both Ina and Axel comfy

>> No.39112770

>>39112670
Unironically this, unless yourself is cringe, then don't be yourself.

>> No.39112785

>>39112703
I like who I like. I don’t need all my favorites to have similar styles

>> No.39112808

>>39112703
he's a bro
t. takoxelotl

>> No.39112843

>>39112750
If only Dio had understood this, he would have achieved Heaven.

>> No.39112876

Axel = Joji. Hapa Japanese Aussie extrovert normie.

Jesus he doesn't not understand incels or introverts LOL

>> No.39112901

mang i wish i had coworkers nearly as a deranged otaku as i am

>> No.39112969

shit im starting to like listening to axel's zatsudan, i fucking hate the homostars tho, but damn

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>>39112969

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>if you think like that, don't

>> No.39113043

>>39112969
Axel is probably highest % of female viewers for all Hololive. He's like Nijisanji EN E-Boy Lite.

>> No.39113044

>>39112969
he's fun to hear and pretty relatable

>> No.39113064

>>39112901
Same but finding out if they exist is a problem

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>>39113043
Don't insult Axel like that ever again you shitter

>> No.39113101

>>39113043
That's Altare, Axel is probably quite literally the opposite, pretty sure /cbdct/ hate him.

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>>39113091
>>39113101
>not realizing he's baiting the tourist

>> No.39113150

I hate that I have a habit of ghosting people

>> No.39113194

>>39113150
same anon... same

>> No.39113208

>>39113150
same...

>> No.39113225

>>39113150
Same desu

>> No.39113239

I don't think Axel... understands introverts...

>> No.39113251

>>39113150
same, fuck

>> No.39113258

THAT'S IT YUMES, I WANT A GIRLFRIEND

>> No.39113264

>if you like vtubers and wanna make friends, join discord
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.39113294

>>39113258
why are you telling yumes this?

>> No.39113298

>>39113258
Good luck

>> No.39113299

>being friends with discorfags
I rather be alone for the rest of my life

>> No.39113306

>join a fanserver!
magmites how we feeling rn

>> No.39113310

It sucks if there isn’t an irl space for your interest and you’re stuck with people on the internet scattered all over the globe

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>>39112750
Tempus edition

>> No.39113332

>>39113150
Same...

>> No.39113333

>>39113239
He understands why they're feeling that way but he doesn't really give solid advice on how to overcome it. There's different ways to overcome social anxiety.

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>>39113306
...

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>join discord

>> No.39113381

That's why I'm here. It's nice to talk about the boys with you guys.

>> No.39113383

>>39113299
>>39113306
>>39113357
AXEL NO THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU TAKING ESTROGEN PILLS

>> No.39113384

>>39113294
I'm just joking, Axel told me to join a Tempus discord to get a girlfriend but I already have /MANS/. 'twas but a joke

>> No.39113404

>>39113264
is he wrong? I don't use discord, but I don't want to be friends with you faggots

>> No.39113411

>>39113194
>>39113208
>>39113225
>>39113251
Then you can start by responding to this

>> No.39113414
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l think Axel is a bit too underqualified to be giving advice like this, he doesn't understand introversion and he's never had a relationship.
I'm gonna leave a comment to him expressing my displeasure with this content and I will be deleting my membership later.

>> No.39113428

Aniki has a point unironically. Discord servers are hit or miss if you have an interest.
t.guy who's now having fun with Stellaris autists

>> No.39113441

Susan has had enough

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SUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNNN

>> No.39113456

AAAAAAIEEEE SUSAN HATE

>> No.39113471

>How to get girl's PH#

SLIDE IT

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.39113488

>39113414
Just talk to people lol

>> No.39113493

>>39113411

>> No.39113501

They’re trying to silence him

>> No.39113503

aniki slideshow...

>> No.39113505

>>39113414
I'm going to grease you up and eat you.

>> No.39113515

>>39113404
No not really I'm just memeing heehee

>> No.39113537

>>39113428
This. You gotta know how to pick em.
t. In a milsim server

>> No.39113542

>>39113411
kek

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>> No.39113565

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS

>> No.39113575

>>39113488
This is unironically the answer. I have pretty bad social anxiety but I'm trying to force myself to interact with people more.

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>>39113414
to the deep fryer you go

>> No.39113595

>>39113411
h-hi...

>> No.39113598

>>39113546
>>39113565
kek

>> No.39113607

>>39111872
he's living proof of "fake it til you make it", he very deliberatery shaped himself after "anime protagonist" archetype characters, and that's everyone's impression of him now.
he got chased by women without trying, after turning himself into the kind of guy women chase

>> No.39113609

>>39113546
>>39113565
ISRAEL

>> No.39113621

but then how do you get a shion gf

>> No.39113642

Axel calling out girls now

Axel taking over NIJISANJI. He is going to make the Hololive push for girls!

>> No.39113648

>>39113621
Be an ojisan and they won't stop leaving you alone

>> No.39113658

actual women in Axel's chat...cute..

>> No.39113674

>>39113642
I need Axel to breed Selen

>> No.39113696

>>39113411
Then I’m gonna end up ghosting you too anon

>> No.39113699

>>39113658
real womans on the internet... wow!

>> No.39113708
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>>39113621
Dunno man, just talk to girls

>> No.39113720

>>39113575
I believe in you anon! It seems intimidating at first, but the more you practice the easier socializing will be!

>> No.39113730

>>39113621
rape her and make her yours

>> No.39113757

>>39113720
Thanks anon, that's good to hear :)

>> No.39113766

OBS HATE

>> No.39113775

Oh fuck, even at Japan Axel can't escape from shit internet...

>> No.39113778

Please Susan. Give my dingo a break.

>> No.39113784

>srtting the mood
I don't think I could do that

>> No.39113788

Axel Tips:

1. Work out.
2. Have Confidence
3. Don't be weird
4. Hit on girls and ask for Instagram not PH#

based knowledge. At work, I know a 10/10 looksgirl. She gave me her instagram and then I asked and got her PH#. She has like 5x different bfs per year.

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>>39113493
>>39113542
>>39113595
>>39113696
Well done anons. Next time, just do what you did just now. Good job!

>> No.39113817

>>39113788
all me

>> No.39113821

I think Axel's internet has actually gotten worse upon entering Japan

>> No.39113823

I wonder if making a tempus itabag would get others to talk to me...

>> No.39113851

Axel, the man who's oblivious as to why girls like him, giving love advises... Yeah ok, sure...

>> No.39113852

>>39113788
Unironically could asking out sluts as practice be effective?

>> No.39113857

>>39113823
What the hell is an itabag?

>> No.39113872

>>39113788
Have fun with the herpes

>> No.39113878

>>39113789
is this porn? is it that chinese porn artist who adds chromatic aberration to his stuff? give sauce if porn

>> No.39113884

>>39113851
>just b urself

>> No.39113897

>>39113789
how cute~ ty anon

>> No.39113906

>>39113857
Oshi shrine but in a portable bag form that you can bring it outside iirc

>> No.39113913

>>39113852
Good idea desu

>> No.39113916

>>39113150
>>39113194
>>39113208
>>39113225
>>39113251
Females everybody

>> No.39113919

>>39113852
If incels treated girls like video games and tried out 'hitting on girls' like how they constantly try playing video games? yes.

Remember guys in 1980s for fun hit on girls as fun. They didn't spend all night in lonely room.

>> No.39113929

>>39113878
I don’t think so? I just nabbed it from some other thread a while

>> No.39113933

>>39113884
This, but yourself needs to be an interesting and good person

>> No.39113942

>>39113823
in a convention 100%, anywhere else maybe

>> No.39113946
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my first GF only got with me to make her ex jealous, my next one only got with me to make that fuckwit boss of ours at work seethe and my last one had an 8 year old kid she hid from me for the 7 months we were together. i can't like women normally anymore...

>> No.39113948

>>39113906
Why show others that you're a weirdo who watches anime people on internet?

>> No.39113970

>>39113929
understandable

>> No.39113973

I like how Axel is the /sig/ vtuber

>> No.39113986

Altare streamed the most of anyone in EN this month…

>> No.39113995

This stream just makes me hate myself

>> No.39114003

>>39113897
Welcome

>> No.39114013

>>39113986
and?

>> No.39114026

>He hates metoo
Based

>> No.39114028

>>39113823
I would definitely go talk to someone carrying merch of my oshi despite being shy as fuck irl.

>> No.39114031

I'm too ugly and boring for this shit anyway. I'm just here for chat's reaction

>> No.39114067

>>39114013
I’m impressed by him!

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Axel attracts girls better than any other Hololive MANS.

t. Knower. I can tell there are lots girls in chat.

>> No.39114123

>>39114013
Why can't the boys recognize his sacrifice and do the Soul Link

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>>39113857

>> No.39114152

>>39113986
>anon read the catalogue bait thread
His numbers are pretty impressive

>> No.39114168

Too bad aniki can't explain what are women's shit-tests, because seiso company. But I bet he knows that front and back

>> No.39114170

>>39114150
What the fuck?

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The only girlfriend I had was in middle school, she let me touch her boobs, I haven't talked to a woman other than my ma for 3 years it's over

>> No.39114221

axel the difference between you and me is that people actually like you, even your family...

>> No.39114223

>>39114168
I'd be damn disappointed if he didn't, even if he can't talk about it. The game is rigged

>> No.39114233

>>39114168
outing myself as a ESL but what do you mean by women's shit-tests?

>> No.39114239

>daring in the workplace
Nah, I want to be able to buy stuff.

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I am the only socially confident ojisan poster

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>>39114233
Basically a social test (by women) to check if you are in command of a situation. That's the summarized version, Google "women shit tests" for full explanation

>> No.39114316

>>39114268
Teach me your confident ways oh kind ojisan.

>> No.39114319

>>39114233
Women will constantly test you to see how much of a pushover you are. That's not all they'll test you on but that's what the do them for usually

>> No.39114332

>>39114268
can..can i have your *looks down notes* instagram?

>> No.39114337

>"""""never been a relationship"""""
>giving dating advice
KEKEKEK

>> No.39114359

If I add someone on Instragram will they be able to see who I follow. I just use it to see thots with big dumpys.

>> No.39114387

>>39114337
The advice he's giving is fucking terrible so I believe it

>> No.39114403

>>39114337
Axel has 300% tasted a woman, but he’s probably never been able to enjoy a normal living relationship

>> No.39114427

>>39114337
Just like me frfr

>> No.39114465

>>39114319
having these reservations about women isn't any better than having them about men. that kind of thinking sets you up for failure whether you like it or not

>> No.39114471

>>39114403 (me)
Loving*

>> No.39114487

>>39114337
Axel is hot so I expect he's had sex but from his stories and how he talks I actually believe him when he says he's never had a relationship.

>> No.39114495

>>39114337
This is my favorite pastime to do on 4chan since everyone is a doomer on /v/ and /a/

>> No.39114498

There's something really ironic about how, if you're into vtubers and anime girl hobbies in general, and if you're hanging out on 4chan everyday, you're probably a hopeless social failure
but just by being in this thread you're talking to a bunch of girls every single day, you just dont see it

>> No.39114499

>>39114359
Yeah

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>>39114319
honestly you're right. I even do this unconsciously with my boyfriend...

>> No.39114517

>>39114387
It'd be fucking hilarious if all this advice he's giving is from dating sims and romance mangas lmfao

>> No.39114524

>>39114403
>Axel has 300% tasted a woman, but he’s probably never been able to enjoy a normal living relationship
Holy fuck he is me fr fr

>> No.39114542

>>39114359
just make another instagram, idiot

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>>39113607
True, the only time in my life I've ever had a girlfriend was when I wasn't trying
Then by trying, I ruined all my relationships, makes u thinky

>> No.39114570

>>39114517
I choose to believe this

>> No.39114578

>>39114512
That's the thing. Most women do it unconsciously. It's a normal part of women's behavior. Sometimes it can be a problem when she does it way too much, however

>> No.39114584

>>39114498
>regulars here may have talked more to girls in the last couple of months than they have in their lives
huh

>> No.39114590

I never used Instagram in my life...

>> No.39114597

Dating sounds annoying. This is why I'd rather stay single than disappoint a man or better yet, another woman.

>> No.39114602

Oh no, Axel got into that moment where he just talks and talks and doesn't get anywhere.

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>>39113919
>If incels treated girls like video games and tried out 'hitting on girls'
What, by brute forcing problems and screaming at them? You girls sure are weird.

>> No.39114638

What the fuck Axel, you can't say that just like that

>> No.39114662

>>39114584
I don't know how to feel about this...

>> No.39114664

>>39113906
>>39114150
This only works at anime conventions, faggots.
And I've ONLY ever seen ugly women with these. It's one step more appropriate than wearing a shirt that says 'CUNNY MASTER' on it

>> No.39114667

>>39114578
Hypergamy is hard wired into women a lot more than it is in men. Women are constantly on the lookout for a better man(or at least one they perceive to be better at the moment)

>> No.39114716

>>39114584
Like the average number of hours you spend per day interacting with girls who share the same hobbies you do, if you're spending a lot of time here, probably even outnumbers actual normalfags

>> No.39114721

>>39114584
I don't consider anyone here as a girl, especially if they actually are one

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>>39114316
Always wear your coolface, sound like you know what you are talking about your physical appearance is a reflection of your beliefs
>>39114332
I don’t have an Instagram, but show me yours and I can change that.

>> No.39114794

real advice for "booo talking to people is too hard" fags: get a job that deals with the public.
you won't have a choice, you'll realize it's not a big deal, you'll get over it.
speaking from experience.

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>>39114721
Trick question, there are no woman on the internet

>> No.39114825

>>39114722
yeah, sure https://www.instagram.com/elonmusk/

>> No.39114846

Fuck it ill ask here I have a GF who has autism and struggles with expressing emotions or physical contact its something even her family has trouble with. I also have autism so its even harder for me to read the situation.
Are there any femanons with autism on here who can give me some emotional tells I can pick up on or any advice on intimacy aspect?

>> No.39114866

>>39114721
Same. You are all my bros or gayposter bros.

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this entire stream

>> No.39114931

>>39114846
>autism
The more you use that as an excuse, the more autistic you'll get. Figure that one out

>> No.39114932

All girls are men
All children are FBI agents
Learn from your elders

>> No.39114945

>>39114846
stop being autistic

>> No.39114947

MAGNI'S LATE. HE HATES US.

>> No.39114954

I'm gonna give you my own piece of advise /MANS/. This is just to break the ice and maybe have a chance, an opening with a person you're interested abt.

>1. Make yourself interesting.
How do I do that? Get a hobby, read books, go enjoy something outside of social networks, get autistic about it. That way you'll have something to talk about.
>2. Remember what that person tell you.
What they like, what are their interests, what their hobbies are but don't get obsessive over them, just remember what they tell you.
>3. Speak to them, but don't force it.
When you see you can start a convo with them over some off-hand comment from your last conversation with them, when you reply to one story of them on Ig/fb/whatever, you'll know when you're forcing it when you both have nothing in common to fall onto back.
>4. Be self-aware of what are you doing and how you look
Don't be a dressing like a creep in dirty clothes or be unkempt, hear yourself when you speak, how you act. It is very easy to notice when you're not in sync with the mood.

The fifth and more important.
>5. Fake it till you make it.
If you're not confident, fake it, do and say stuff that your insecurity tells you not do because everyone it's found the same thing. Everyone it's faking it, so why shouldn't you?

Getting in shape, it's not obligatory but it is well recommended. if you want to feel better about yourself. This is for yourself only, exercise because you want to do it for yourself. Don't do it for looks. Yeah sure, looks come with getting in shape but what's important is doing because you have faith in you. If you don't think you have faith in you, go read 5 again.

>> No.39114958

inb4 Axel drops truth bombs

>Quit watching Vtubers and wasting away your life dono to Gawr Gura or Ina. They all have bfs IRL anyways. Don't regret the past, don't fear the future. Live in the now. Quit watching hololive! Oh shit

>> No.39115012

>>39114958
Axel "improve yourself" Syrios

>> No.39115020

MAGNI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKR_UQbf0uQ

>> No.39115023

>>39114947
he HATES the magmites!!

>> No.39115025

>>39114846
Just communicate bro axel talked about it yesterday. Don't assume shit.

>> No.39115035

>>39114319
Just googled it. didn't know it had a name. but yeah, I think all girls do it. I don't date because I have a personality disorder kek but I sometimes do them to see if my male friends only see me as a potential fuck and stuff like that.

>> No.39115040

>>39114512
WHORE

>> No.39115043

>>39114664
You subhuman cumbrain nigger who said anything about looks we are talking about social autists making friends

>> No.39115045

MAG ON THE TELLY

>> No.39115049

MAG ON TELLY

>> No.39115057

Ame is wearing Axel’s skin
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.39115060

>>39114794
You could also burn out completely and end up becoming a shut-in
Also speaking from experience here

>> No.39115068

>>39103399
Which Hogwarts house does tempus belong to?
>Gryffindor - Axel
>Ravenclaw - Magni
>Hufflepuff - Vesper
>Slytherin - Altare

>> No.39115104

>>39114931
>>39114945
No I mean like actual clinical autism, both of us, from childhood,
And by that I mean I have a hard time with picking up on social ques already I don;t use my autism as a defense I really just want any advice on social ques as someone who struggles to pick up on them.

>> No.39115118

>>39115068
not them but I'm in the house of JKRowling because I hate trannies

>> No.39115119

>>39114954
Dale Carnegie is that you?

>> No.39115136

>>39115068
how did you fuck up this bad?

>> No.39115144

>don't be retarded
based

>> No.39115159

>>39115068
Are you retarded?

>> No.39115169

>>39115043
don't wear your homo bag outside fag

>> No.39115181

>>39115068
Magni is the Slytherin you retard

>> No.39115192

/MANS/ - Relationship Advice & Finance

>> No.39115200

>>39115068
i have never watched or read harry potter and this is just wrong kek

>> No.39115209

>>39115104
As a non-shitpost answer it's just going to be harder for you if you both have clinical autism. What your GF does is going to be completely different from what a non-autistic girl does so it's hard to give you advice. I would suggest just talking to her about it and see what kind of cues she thinks she gives to you when she wants something

>> No.39115213

>>39115060
oh, I didn't become some social butterfly either, I hate being around people, but talking to them is a complete nonissue.

>> No.39115219

>>39114846
My gf is also autistic and the best thing you can do is just tell her things directly.

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>>39115068
I am not even a woman and this is embarrassing to me

>> No.39115225

>>39114846
>>39115104
If you're both autistic then the best you can do is to both be as concise and honest as possible when communicating with each other and promote positive affirmation every now and then so any weirdly negative comms doesn't get misunderstood

>> No.39115235

>>39115068
actual list:
>Gryffindor: Vesper
>Ravenclaw: Altare
>Hufflepuff: Axel
>Slytherin: Magni

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>>39114866
The roman type of gays

>> No.39115255

>>39115104
Okay so you can't get rid of the autism, shame but we'll work with it.

1. Stop watching vtubers, it will significantly lower the autism in your system
2. Hit the gym
3. Watch Andrew Tate

>> No.39115258

>>39115235
I'll murder you

>> No.39115262

>>39115104
If you can't pick up on them even when you're aware you can't pick on them, no advice you get here will be of any use to you because the problem is literally on you m8

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>>39115068
phenomenal manchild bait, congratulations

>> No.39115296

>>39115068
What a way to make the women itt to take their masks off. Hats off to you my baiter fellow.

>> No.39115313

>>39115209
>>39115219
>>39115225
Thanks anons I have been afraid of hurting her feelings throughout this entire relationship but it looks like I will just have to try and be honest with her.

>> No.39115320

>>39115255
>3
holy kek

>> No.39115334

>>39115104
Your first mistake was getting a GF while autistic. You're second mistake was getting a GF who's also autistic KEK

>> No.39115348

>>39115296
9 more women to my spreadsheet

>> No.39115384

>>39115348
holy fucking based

>> No.39115399

magni sounds really upbeat today

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>>39115255
>3. Watch Andrew Tate

>> No.39115445

>>39115399
My little meow meows so cute

>> No.39115469

>>39115399
and you guys thought you ruined things with him forever…

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Wait. Do people only send Axel relationship advice in marshmallows?

>> No.39115505

>>39115239
The best sex I ever had was with a girl who didn’t want me to go down on her ever but she loved sucking my cock.

>> No.39115517

>>39115334
NTA but being completely honest, it's far easier to get along with someone who's as autistic as you are.

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>>39115399
Magni love!

>> No.39115533

>>39115497
nigga he asked for them

>> No.39115543

>>39115497
it's a relationship advice stream, retard.

>> No.39115547

Sure sounds like a woman

>> No.39115566

>>39115334
That’s actually the best outcome

>> No.39115572

>>39115497
Nevermind... I just saw the title of the stream...

>> No.39115603

>>39115547
Magni always sounds like this

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>Axel believes in the sanctity of marriage
holylive members expands

>> No.39115609

>>39115572
Anon...

>> No.39115619

Axel she's just getting cold feet... It's normal for any big decision

>> No.39115666

Whenever I think of dating anyone I want to puke. On the one hand I worry about being alone when I'm old and need someone to show up at my funeral. But you give up so much in a relationship. You can't always just do what you want when you want because of this whole other person. And you constantly have to do stuff for them to keep them in love. It's a terrible situation if you are at all introverted.

Just find a chuuba who you can pretend to care about and live your life happy and alone. Sex is overrated. Marriage sucks. And kids are a nightmare.

>> No.39115667

>>39115604
The savior of HoloID

>> No.39115675

>>39115566
If it were actually the best outcome he wouldn't be having problems with it and asking for advice /here/ kek

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>>39115609
I'm OK.

I think.

>> No.39115714

>ya boi

>> No.39115734
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Mane-chan love

>> No.39115735

>>39115675
But hes autistic he has nowhere else to go. This is the only place for us.

>> No.39115737

>>39115675
Because the alternative is he has a normie girlfriend and then she fucks him over

>> No.39115785

>>39115666
you are just like me fr fr
the idea of being in a relationship makes me very uncomfortable

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I remember being rejected after catching feelings for a girl, only to feel relief for some reason since I knew I wasn't ready to pursue due to severe depression and whatnot, but I at least wanted to get my feelings out and over with. Since then, rejections don't really hurt anymore. I don't stop loving them, but I'm not gonna waste more time pursuing someone that just won't see me in that way. Someone who feels the same way will come eventually, I think. Rejections aren't all that bad, for me they give a clue on where to go next.

>> No.39115803

Axel, that's a woman you're giving that advice to. Be careful, don't tell her to drag their soon to be husband to a "Break-up Coffee" because she might get her wires crossed and suggests they "take some time" to the poor fellow.

>> No.39115818

>the silence
Hit a bit too hard, huh?

>> No.39115820

>>39115734
a fucking monke

>> No.39115829

Plankton just called Magni a retard...

>> No.39115870

>>39115666
For the most part, I agree with you anon. I will say tho, in my own personal opinion, i think relationships should be more of a co pilot kind of thing. Where you're both going in the same general direction and/or can have each other's back. Anything less is just asking for trouble, which most relationships end up being. Raising kids can be a great honor, shaping the next generation and all that. Not necessary for happiness though.

>> No.39115873

>>39115803
Just like what happened to me fr fr...

>> No.39115883

>>39115829
don't talk about females on stream hours

>> No.39115932

Why is Magni like this

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>> No.39115970

>>39115737
The alternative could just be not getting together with anyone. Fix your tism, it's primarily a mental thing, which you can get under control instead of living with it as a label

>> No.39115974

i hate magmites

>> No.39115979

axel called out my
>i'll get a girlfriend after high school
to
>i'll get a girlfriend after college
line of thinking its over bros

>> No.39115984

>>39115940
trypophobia is a thing, anon

>> No.39115993

>I just reminded of, nevermind
Magni...

>> No.39115995

>>39115680
Cute retard i love cute retards

>> No.39115996

Aniki doesnt know shaco is actually a nee-san…

>> No.39116009

>>39115940
Reminds of those grotesque Spongebob porn comics, like the one where he shoves plankton shown his urethra or when Mr krabs cut his dick and put in his note

>> No.39116010

>>39115984
no it's not

>> No.39116017

>>39115984
I have that but spongebob doesnt bother me

>> No.39116037

>>39115791
That's an honestly nice way of looking at it anon. Have a good day

>> No.39116038

>"That just reminded me of... Nevermind".
The damage can't be undone Magmites, congratulations.

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>>39116009
What

>> No.39116053

>>39115974
Focus on the stream, Magni

>> No.39116074

>>39116038
Glad I’m not watching Magni right now…
Sorry Magni…

>> No.39116098

>>39116009
What the fuck

>> No.39116104

>>39115996
With all the hee hee ha ha’s I didn’t expect it either

>> No.39116108

>>39116009
anon what the fuck...sauce??

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Man magmites really have a ptsd over the word nevermind...

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>>39116009
salsa?

>> No.39116142

finally some good advice

>> No.39116158

>>39116038
jesas, thank God my oshi is too stupid to change

>> No.39116175

>>39116038
>>39116074
>>39116116
I haven't been watching Magni recently what the fuck is the context for this??

>> No.39116191

SEGGGGGGGS

>> No.39116209

Axel probably just saved some potential Timmy a trip down to emotional hose town

>> No.39116249

>Kiss and sex
The only mental filter Axel has is for the word cunt.

>> No.39116262

>CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO
>CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO
>CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS BTFO

>> No.39116277

>Magni is wearing a plug

>> No.39116291

RIP Zetaxel...

>> No.39116306

>12.7
this person is 100% underage

>> No.39116308

>>39116175
Some magmite members or something, told him that it's boring/annoying when he starts rambling about something, and now he just doesn't.

>> No.39116357

>>39116306
axel is still in school and he got "aniki" as a nickname, we're surrounded by children, anon

>> No.39116382

>>39116291
Zeta is gonna try to come on to Axel by force!!!

>> No.39116383

>>39116357
But I'm 30 and I call him aniki...

>> No.39116427

>>39116383
ever heard of roleplaying?

>> No.39116431

>>39116383
anon...

>> No.39116439

>>39116357
An aniki doesn't have to be older than you to count as one.

>> No.39116500

>>39116308
Magmites are officially the worst fanbase then. Who the fuck would want to prevent the streamer from doing what they'd like to do/talk about?(when it's not really hurting anyone)

>> No.39116505

AXEL MENTION

>> No.39116511

>just jack off instead
best relationship advice stream, thanks axel

>> No.39116512

>just jack off bro
Honestly the best advice so far

>> No.39116539

>>39116439
fair. still don't think he's much of a leadership role kind of guy, unless you have less life experience than him, but that's just my impression.

>> No.39116542

>Kenja Time
based

>> No.39116559
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Hehe Maguni

>> No.39116599
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axel should start a radio show this content is gold

>> No.39116624

Broxelotls, never be like that guy

>> No.39116666

Axel just had a Vesper moment

>> No.39116689

>The homies call me Dez
>The memers call me Magni

>> No.39116690

>>39116599
weekly radio show with nowa, ship it. nowa's loud laughs at the absurd shit axel says would elevate the whole thing

>> No.39116704

>>39116599
the podcast....

>> No.39116711

I thought no one in Hololive would ever be as bold as Coco was but Axel is getting there,...

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I feel like I wasted my young years

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>>39116704
the what?

>> No.39116751

>>39116711
yeah, I agree, he's pretty similar to coco

>> No.39116759

>ask a million questions to a friend you havent seen in years
This could either be someone wanting to reconnect, or...... the other stereotype is they just joined an MLM and are desperate to find people to make new sales to

>> No.39116760

>>39116599
MANA podcast... Raft zatsudans...

>> No.39116762

NDA MENTION

>> No.39116780

>>39116715
I feel like my fiancé wasted my younger years. Don’t feel so bad.

>> No.39116784

>>39116715
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years. Realize you're living in your best years, because there's a ton of stuff you are aware of and can do NOW

>> No.39116824

how to reconnect with old friends that you grew apart
>ask about hey they are doing, start off nice and bright. long time no see
>send this and wait for reply
>talk about what they've replied
>once the ice has been broken, talk about your honest feelings about missing the good old times
>ask whether if they want to hang out for a dinner or something

>> No.39116892

Axel is going crazy

>> No.39116899

getting a mail order bride so i can see axel face to monitor!

>> No.39116915

>Axel Cameo
Jesus christ

>> No.39116917

>HoloCameos

>> No.39116929

I'd pay Axel to cameo and say happy birthday to my favorite vtuber Vesper.

>> No.39116933

Axel Syrios: The destroyer of the idol company, Hololive

>> No.39116941

>>39116824
Then they start selling you something. I've seen this song and dance

>> No.39116952

ENTER
JESUS

>> No.39116973

>vtuber cameos
They would make a fuckton of money, surprised it hasn't been done - but I doubt management would allow it. I guess they could screen what they customer wants the vtuber to say...

>> No.39116996

holy shit this marshmallow
that girl is literally pure red flags

>> No.39117006

>>39116941
okay I was right that it wasn't as easy as what axel was saying

>> No.39117008

I'm watching Magni, what the fuck is Axel doing

>> No.39117036

Wait, is that the yab anon? kek

>> No.39117040

>>39117008
he is literally getting married

>> No.39117046

>>39117008
Reading Marshmallows and being his best honest self

>> No.39117058

>>39116941
anon, don't feel so bad. hey, if you want you could join a group of like-minded people, you just need to drink some kool-aid

>> No.39117069

>>39117040
yeah, with me

>> No.39117080

>>39116941
A buddy of mine I hadn't talked with for over 3 years wanted me to invest in a business he wanted to make, said we'd run it together. This was after living about a year and a half getting nothing but hospital bill collections calls. I told him to fuck off

>> No.39117102

Axel about to be cancelled

>> No.39117113

>>39116941
Fuck, this is what happened to a girl I liked who moved away. She wanted me to join in on her life insurance pyramid scheme.

>> No.39117117

KEK

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>He actually is willing to do this image
I fucking love this dingo

>> No.39117128

reine...

>> No.39117137

Axel just exposed a ton fake homos kek

>> No.39117148

HOLY FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>> No.39117155

Effective immediately, the talent Axel Syrios is suspended for YouTube chat misconduct

>> No.39117159

>>39117080
>we'd run it together
if he didn't have any plans before starting it, you already lost

>> No.39117209

Is Axel the most based holo ever?

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>YOU LIED TO MEEEEEEE
>Yes, and I've saved your life

>> No.39117243

with how shitty magni eats i feel like his cum is the equivalent to battery acid

>> No.39117260

>>39117209
Yes

>> No.39117266

>meow
Based

>> No.39117283

>>39117159
He absolutely didn't. He thought his dad knowing some good locations (it was gonna be a restaurant of sorts) was gonna be the assurance that it was gonna work. He didn't even have a menu

>> No.39117284

>>39117209
He is THE based retard. The phrase must have been invented for him.

>> No.39117287

UUUOOOH GUYS LIKE AXEL

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>>39117243

>> No.39117288

so next time someone ask me out and i don't like them i just say "sorry but i like mad cock" wtf axel

>> No.39117298

want to shake off somebody you don't like? start reciting Megan's law

>> No.39117304

THREE guys?

>> No.39117308

I don't think lying is a good strat, if you get found out then the consequences are worse

>> No.39117315

>>39117209
100%

>> No.39117320

>>39117235
too based, I kneel

>> No.39117347

>>39117243
no one's blowing him anon

>> No.39117346

Guys likes axel too... no shit, some guys even like a loser like me kek

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>Ask someone out
>They say they're gay

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What is Maguni doing? Too busy listening to a Dingo

>> No.39117364

The money you send to Magni will be used for him to make a home gym.

>> No.39117381

>>39117288
no you say "sorry im a lesbian"
works against both girls and guys

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>>39117352
>they say they are asexual

>> No.39117393

>>39117235
Kek

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>>39117352
>Ask girl on the street for directions
>"Fuck off, I have a boyfriend"
>>"What a coincidence, so do I!"
Works every time.

>> No.39117396

>>39117243
How do you fix this? I've been told this before...

>> No.39117406

Axel's ottermode

>> No.39117417

>>39117364
Based, home gyms are a better investment than a membership

>> No.39117433

magnis milkers...

>> No.39117432

Magni milkers...

>> No.39117441

>>39117364
>selfcare
pretty based

>> No.39117444

axel will be the first mf with a open relatonship in holopro imagine the announcement stream kek

>> No.39117457

Axel stop being me...

>> No.39117499

>>39117444
if he gets a girlfriend, motherfucker won't ever shut up about it

>> No.39117503

>>39117444
That will never happen, maybe if he was in Nijisanji

>> No.39117512

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.39117518

>Magmites are Magnimilkers
>Copium uses Magmites' milk

>> No.39117527

>she's a hoe
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.39117529

We milk the copium out of Magni...

>> No.39117533

I love it when Axel calls a hoe a hoe, like his sister

>> No.39117539

>Most of the marshmallows are from males
FEMAXELOTLS?????

>> No.39117541

>COPIUM
>C(OPI)UM
IT MAKES SENSE NOW

>> No.39117550

Magni, I'm a WHAT

>> No.39117553

I'm a Magni Milker, yeah
You're a Magni Milker, yeah
WE'RE ALL MAGNI MILKERS, YEAH
MAGNI MAGNI MILKER MILKER YEAH

>> No.39117560

>>39117444
>Hey guys, Axel Syrios here. I just want to announce that I and Magni are getting engaged

>> No.39117562

>if she breaths she is a hoe
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.39117570

>>39117395
>talk to girl
>”I have a boyfriend”
>”I have a goldfish”
>”what?”
>”I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter”

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>she's a ho

>> No.39117608

This thread is nutty

>> No.39117613

>>39117444
yeah, with me

>> No.39117622

>Axel can find other men "pure"
This dingo...

>> No.39117626

This might be the gayest Axel has ever been

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>>39117444
>I will allowed it.

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AXEL JUST SAID TO CUM AND GO

>> No.39117661

Magni is so horny today wtf

>> No.39117664

>>39117560
The only idol I'm okay with getting cucked by

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>>39117622
>>39117626
There's nothing homosexual about appreciating other men's purity because not everything is about sex, weirdos.

>> No.39117671

>if you just wanna play with her, then go for it
AYO?

>> No.39117679

>>39117503
There are open relationships in niji?

>> No.39117682

>>39117656
>filename
kek

>> No.39117686

>Magni is going to play minecraft again
Did the boys actually hear what Altare said during that one stream

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>it's okay to fool around if she's horny, though

>> No.39117698

HOW CAN ONE ANIME BOY BE SO BASED

>> No.39117703

>>39117656
BASED

>> No.39117723

>>39117661
He misses Vesper, please understand

>> No.39117726

>>39117679
i remember the oji-san with a daughter

>> No.39117748

Axel's advice is gonna give you a std

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>You don't have my permission to date
does that count as baneposting?

>> No.39117752

Brotuber fans status?

>> No.39117753

Axel is just too based

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WE LOST DATING PERMS

>> No.39117761

>You can’t be friends with girls you fuck
HE FUCKING SAID IT
IVE BEEN VINDICATED

>> No.39117760

>>39117686
what was it again?

>> No.39117766

>>39117667
>he's so fucking cute, bro.
>chat, I can tell you right now, this guy is so fucking cute. just from the way he's talking, you can tell how pure he is
>you're so cute if I ever have a daughter you're the ideal guy I would want her to introduce to the family
I dunno man it's getting a bit homosexual

>> No.39117769

>>39117667
They're fujos you'd have to be a moron not to account for them /here/

>> No.39117776

Axel is so messed up in the head that everyone just accepts him as he is, it loops and become good.

>> No.39117786

>>39117752
Hit it n quit it

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>>39117752
THRIVING

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>>39117766
>cute
He didn't SAY THAT

>> No.39117801

relationships are a fucking waste of money and time

>> No.39117802

>>39117752
laughing hard of how based he is

>> No.39117803

>>39117752
dead inside, lots of bad memories kek

>> No.39117810

>sand planet
Fuck I love that song and video

>> No.39117817

>>39117766
He said pure not cute you twat

>> No.39117823

Axel is too based for this world. He needs to die.

>> No.39117841

>>39117801
vtubers are a fucking waste of money and time

>> No.39117844

OUGAMAN DON'T LOOK

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>>39117752
Donmai~
Bitches and whores

>> No.39117863

>>39117795
>>39117817
I heard him say "cute" at the beginning of his whole reaction, go watch the VOD if you doubt me

>> No.39117870

>>39111736
Holy shit he read it

>> No.39117879

>why do you guys like having your wife or girlfriend fucked

>> No.39117889

>>39117841
In my case it's just a waste of time

>> No.39117896

Axel Muad'Dib

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>why do you guys like your wife, girlfriend getting fucked, man
We can't keep being this based.

>> No.39117921

>>39117817
he said cute after he read the first sentence. watch the fucking stream

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>>39117752
I had my heart broken by many women before, then after getting older I realized that men can be the best girls.

>> No.39117931

KEKS OUT

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Alright that's it, after this stream ends (because I don't want to get doxxed live) I'll member this nigga he is funny, I've been debating it since the needy streamer streams

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>>39117844

>> No.39117971

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.39118011

BROXELOTLS STATUS??

>> No.39118013

>bought into the snyder cut meme
Maguni high iq moment

>> No.39118028

>>39117940
Welcome!
Where do you hail from?

>> No.39118035

>If someone’s fucked her don’t even bother

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>>39117940
Welcome aboard bro, we love this dumb retard.

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>>39118011
Disregarding bitches, getting money.

>> No.39118125

>>39118011
>>39117752
Having the most fun I’ve had in this hobby

>> No.39118174

>>39118035
Did he actually say this?

>> No.39118187

>>39118011
kneeling of how based is dingo

>> No.39118214

>>39118174
A gross exaggeration, anon left out that the girl is still onto the ex that did fuck her

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>>39117940
>steals your oshi's fans
nothin personnel

>> No.39118238

I barely was able to get on my pc now and catching up with this Axel and Magni's stream.
How was Leader pokemon stream and Nowa menshi?

>> No.39118280

>>39117752
Axel and Vesper are my broshis and I cannot believe I've been missing out on all this potential guy talk from just watching the girls. This is the most fun I've had with vtubers in a while

>> No.39118321

>magni is a chainsmoking cuck who believes all conspiracies

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>>39118321
And water is yet.

>> No.39118356

>>39118214
I thought we all had this context

>> No.39118361

>>39118280
same bro

>> No.39118396

metal gear perms doko

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>>39118321
Don't tell me you actually believe that fluoride protects your teeth and isn't just a way to dispose of chemical waste...

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>>39118344
How the fuck did I type "yet" instead of "wet"

>> No.39118445

>>39118356
I mean, if it's only "She isn't a virgin" then it's get kinda short on people

>> No.39118452

>>39118415
Because you know deep down that water is indeed, not wet

>> No.39118471

>>39118396
Never. Cover can't get the perms for whatever reason.
It's sad, I would love to see holomem play it.

>> No.39118482

>Axel shitposting mane-chan live
based

>> No.39118491

>>39118452
Is ice wet tho

>> No.39118496

>>39118445
Fair

>> No.39118518

AXEL IS GONNA GET SUSPENDED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

>> No.39118540

>>39118471
Just imagine Axel and Nowa doing a full playthrough of the MGS series, it would be kinoest thing ever

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>>39118471
DEEP ROCK PERMS DOKO
GSG LITERALLY HAS IN GAME COSMETICS FOR STREAMERS, THAT YOU GET BY CONTACTING THEM

DEEP. ROCK. PERMS. DOKO.

>> No.39118609

>>39118553
They have the perms you slowpoke fuck shitbag fucker fuckboy shitnuts

>> No.39118633

>>39118491
No, it's solid

>> No.39118636

>>39118471
Isn't konami exclusive to nijisanji?

>> No.39118640

>Felix is for Magni
kek

>> No.39118657

>>39118609
have they streamed it yet?
I only pop in like once every couple of weeks, lol

>> No.39118680

ppl posting zeta in the chat, what a mad lad, have my respect kek

>> No.39118716

>>39118400
This but actually

>> No.39118755

>>39118471
My rrat is because some members like Death Stranding, a Kojima game, and Konami is being petty. This is the same company that tried to make Kojima's studio life hell after they left Konami until Sony helped them.

>> No.39118760

>>39118636
I just assume its a matter of Cover being shit at getting permissions for their talents as usual, lol

>> No.39118777

If you brotuberfags haven’t at least given Altare and Magni a chance as well, I swear… It makes me happy to see new people realizing that Tempus is enjoyable though.

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>>39118400
Brush your teeth

>> No.39118799

Axel please talking like that only works if you're attractive

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>>39118716
I wasn't being ironic

>>39118791
I floss.

>> No.39118837
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>>39118777
not every member is for everyone and thats okay as long as they arent cunts about it

>> No.39118849

>>39118777
You have to admit that Altare has a big ass filter tho

>> No.39118865

Now I understand why there's so many male axelotls lately

>> No.39118869

how long do you think axel is going to retain his "hoe" perms

>> No.39118902

SHE'S A HOE

>> No.39118907

Axel is fucking making this up, theres no fucking way!!!

>> No.39118916

>>39118849
that's why only the strongest male altventurers remain

>> No.39118980

Its Reach a good one? never played it

>> No.39118979

life is this easy when you're hot? damn

>> No.39118994

Axel is a fucking enigma of a human

>> No.39119000

>>39118865
It's great!

>> No.39119024

>>39118979
Having an approachable appearance does give you more chances

>> No.39119040

BIGDICKWARRIOR_69

>> No.39119041

>>39118837
Of course, but they should at least check them out too before writing them off completely if they’re even slightly interested. I don’t want to think they might still be stuck at “Altare is the BFE fujobait one” or something.

>> No.39119056

>>39118865
He's like hanging out and listening to your close bro. Just speaks his mind and doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.39119076

>>39118657
We should have it in 3 weeks, it's Leader's game and they're reducing full collabs so we're gonna have to wait.

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>>39118865
Welcome aboard, brother.

>> No.39119157

>>39118869
japanese company, as long as it's not hurting youtube's tos they don't care

>> No.39119162

>>39119040
Yeah you called?

>> No.39119167

Axel going over FBI crime demographics Zatsu when?

>> No.39119184

Hi guys, I'm a 24 yo soon to be 25 yo virgin.

>> No.39119202

Axel can't run away since he is a 2D brotuber

>> No.39119247

>>39119134
what the hell is that picrel?

>> No.39119255

>>39119184
I'm a wizard, get on my level, fag

>> No.39119278

>>39119247
A Chumxelotl

>> No.39119290

>>39119255
No fucking way I'd rather kill myself haha get laid looser

>> No.39119303

Magni want's to be Stevie so he can have Axel's(Brian) 20 pups

>> No.39119313

>>39119255
That's not something to be proud of Vesper

>> No.39119322

>What is btggf is that like bitcoin

>> No.39119324

>>39119247
a shrimp surrounded by doritos, some weird art being cooked in this thread

>> No.39119330

>>39119290
>>39119313
3d pig disgusting

>> No.39119336

>>39119184
Just hit 21, and found the love of my life
tequila

>> No.39119335

>>39119184
Me too. Wanna have sex?

>> No.39119342

TAKE YOUR MEDS AXELOTLS FROM DOCTOR SYRIOS

>> No.39119363
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MEDS STATUS: UNTAKEN

>> No.39119364

>make sure you take your meds

>> No.39119376

>>39119303
>so he can have Axel's(Brian) 20 pups
What?

>> No.39119385

>>39119303
>this is canon

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<span class="sjis">I already miss aniki

>> No.39119403

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE ADVICE

>> No.39119405

>>39118238
altare's pokemon was as fun as the last one, although he did get stuck in some battles a lot more than on the first stream. he finally finished the game which is nice

>> No.39119426

>>39119247
A chumbud axelotl

>> No.39119428

>>39119403
don/mai

>> No.39119434

>>39119397
this is a new one

>> No.39119444

>>39119255
based, I'm lvl 25 still

>> No.39119448

>>39119403
Pure/men

>> No.39119480

>>39119403
10/10
10/10
mostly only works if you're hot tho

>> No.39119503

>>39119403
Most based holo in existence/10

>> No.39119509

>>39119335
Sure, I assume you're a female since this thread is full of fujos

>> No.39119560

>>39119403
based and I hate women, but his advice only works if you're an 8/10

>> No.39119574

>>39119397
I don't even know how to classify this one, it's not a failed spoiler

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>>39117940
I am a man of my word, goodnight everyone

>> No.39119602

>>39119184
Road to wizardhood going smooth. keep it up

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