/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks for the bread!

Thanks for za bread!

>Why does this icing taste salty

Salty icing...

I want to cover the sex rat with my salty white frosting

wtf bros why do you know cum is salty? did you taste your own cum?

>>39107134
I drink your cum while you are asleep anon. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>39107134
No, I tasted yours

Man, I feel guilty that I'm cheating on Fauna for the rat. I was so faithful for so long but she's so fucking blatantly horny tonight...
uuu...

>>39107134
No I taste other men's cum wtf

>>39107211
They're cute friends. It's not cheating to hang out with your wife's friend.

>>39107211
Think of it as a free pass, im sure fauna wouldn't mind seems as she would clearly join if the opportunity presented itself

>>39107134
You can get an idea from the smell

>>39107211
It's fine. I'm sure Fuana would be doing the same thing (and even help out) if she were to watch this stream which she might. It could mean you're doing it at the same time as her.

>>39107134
Cum smells awful and salty

bread!

>>39107417
fembrat?

>>39107417
>his cum doesn't smell like fresh cut grass
Bruh

boobies

>>39107392
>>39107283
>>39107371
Thanks brats, you've eased my conscience. I'm glad this split is cute, you're just like your oshi, refreshing change for this board.

Bruh
You all are acting more sus than usual

Bae... Please don't get grounded...

this rat is a child

pure soul

>It's a tree
FAUNA MENTION

>Blue balls
She definitely knows what she's doing

hey brats ur oshi is going to be eating pp tonight haha
but srsly cute stream

>>39108078
Leave me alone from all of this

>gingerbread crack den

>upside down walls

Lotta sapling around today
Not complaining just surprised without a collab

>>39108628
Fauna's on break and idk if there are other councilrys members streaming at the moment

ed

>>39108628
They're missing a specific someone, so it was bound to happen

Bae please

>i have icing all over me
Yeah mine

>>39108676
Is /uuu/ down until she comes back or has nobody baked a thread?

What did she just fucking say about my pp?

>>39108862
They only make threads when she has streams

How chaotic.

Don't go...

my heart

>>39109331
For some reason that heart really knocked home just how tiny those hands are for me, JESUS MY HEART

>>39108924
I always think of Amakusa instead of Freeza when someone posts this pic

My face hurts from smiling...
>>39109331
I love her so much

>>39108628
Speaking as an /uuu/ling, Bae is cute and Fauna is missing. I like your rat and I just wanted to mention how cute she was tonight...
I hope that's ok...

I'm ded

>>39109456
You are welcome any time mate, I'm glad you enjoyed the stream!

>>39109418
Well that's Frieza's death ball. I would know. Since I made it.

>>39109456
You're always welcome around here sapling, your oshi's super cute too

My poor rat is covered in salty icing and ginger crumbs...

>>39109456
Everyone is welcomed here! As long as they don't act like 'tards. Sometimes we even talk about random stuff when Bae is not around and we're bored.
>>39109584
Oh no, I know it is! I remember when you posted it for the first time ~ I just always thought about Shirou because I used to play SamSho so much as a teenager.

>>39109810
I'm sadly severely lacking in SNK fighter knowledge.

What a great day it was to be a brat today, the handcam stream was everything I hoped for and the new emotes are perfect and I've been using them a ton already

>>39110011
Luv the emotes
Luv the handcam stream
I feel so energized

Btw, rate the stream?
I guess someone needs to take over when mioposter isn't around.

>>39110196
One of the cutest she's done so far/10
I was just about to post the same thing

>>39110196
My rat is so small and cute/10

>>39110196
/10

>>39110196
Adorable smol rat hands/10

she definitely tried a bite with the salty icing she used and got disgusted by it XD

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603946447510327297 Perfection

>>39111426
CUTE

>>39111426
That sticky, ropey icing? Mine.

>>39111426
It's such a fucking mess lmao
But I love it all the same, of course

>>39111852
I'm having the greatest time imagining her picking out the perfect angle and stickers to add onto this masterpiece

>>39111852
why does this particular gingerbread houses look so inappropriate

smol

>>39113059
ToT

>>39113059
those are some tiny fingies
also we can sort of see what she means when she says she keeps her nails short

>>39113059
urge for mating press those hands intensifies...

[Mumei news]
Bae mayhaps be joining Mumei with her letters to Santa stream

>>39116674
ON MY WAY

>>39116674
What exactly does that stream entail?

>>39116957
Mumei will send out a tweet later about it, but I think it's getting people to send letters about what they want for Christmas.

>>39116957
probably making meme/cursed dear santa letters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKwmp-f8rLc

Bae isn't streaming tomorrow right? she would've mentioned it otherwise (unless I missed it)
It's schedule waiting time

>>39117643
think she said majority of the upcoming streams will be collabs, so keep an eye out for other members sched if she takes a minute to put hers out

>>39117874
I can't believe my rat is going to continue thinking she hates gingerbread now because she ate shitty kit gingerbread with salty icing

>>39118133
Many such cases

>>39108628
>>39109545
>>39109591
>>39109810

No /uuu/ no /cope/, we roam /vt/ looking for a place to uuu and Squeeb
Thank you for letting us play here, I brought some fruit to share
Uuuu cute rrat...

>>39117874
I can't believe Bae didn't see the bricked side was inwards

>>39121430
That's a fat looking fruit

>>39121712
SQUEEB
I'm sorry, I posted the wrong photo
I'm so embarrassed uuu. .

>>39121430
does the architect thread still exist or is it dead for good

>>39121925
nta but it got moved to /trash/ last I checked

>>39121975
wait so the ringo and architect threads are dead for good? what other thread has died?

>>39122021
/MEAT/ is banished to the shadow realm with them as well

I'm trying to remember but what other ideas did Bae have for streams that she wanted to do once she got handcam?
So far, I can remember cooking, keycap resin and slime playing streams

>>39122205
merch unboxin

>>39122205
She should wear those gala gloves and then unbox a Wii U while talking in a soothing voice.

>>39122356
Maybe she can unbox the eye tracker while she's at it too

>>39122021
/become/

>>39122473
wait why? those guys where weird but not that offensive...

>>39122205
I imagine that would be pretty challenging to set up but a piano playing handcam stream would be mighty fine and unique

>>39122567
dunno but once in a while it comes from the ded

>>39122610
Has she even retained much piano expertise from when she used to learn though?

>>39122737
I remember her saying something along the lines of "once you learn it, you can't really forget how to play piano" which implies she's rusty at most

>>39122801
>once you learn it, you can't really forget how to play piano
Maybe for her, I sat down at moms piano for the first time in 15 years after the stream and all i could manage was chopsticks

>>39122801
I have a feeling she's just overestimating herself a bit in that sense if anything

>>39122801
>>39122915
Eh I'd say she's got a point. Of course your skills will have atrophied and you won't be as good, but a bit of practice as a reminder will bring back a little bit. Even stuff like basic music reading persists.

>>39122915
15 years seems like a really long time desu
I imagine Bae didn't drop it completely or for that long of a time, she seemed pretty confident she can play la campanella

>>39123085
Could be, I still think she can get back to her original level in a day of practice or so

>>39123324
true It wouldn't be a complete restart but it would take me a good 2-3 months of solid practice to return to the level that i was at before i stopped which is the same amount of time it took me too learn the basics

>>39121430
Patrolling /vt/ almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter Did people even care about /cope/? It kept dying in the middle of the night so I figured it was best to just stop making em

>>39116674
Mubae cute

>>39116674
Mubae cute Nobody saw that

>>39124363
Never visited it once, I mostly only post in this thread and nowhere else on /vt/. I avoid the catalog like the plague.

>>39124363
I usually just stick to here and global, I recall an anon here mentioning /cope/ having a particularly high volume of schizos so I never really gave it a chance

>>39124609
What's the point in going to /cope/ when it was made by a schizo to try and force Council out of global.

>>39124709
>Draws Bae tittyfucking sandwich ingredients.
>Then draws this even though the stream was filled with innuendo.
Cafelittle please...

Probably for the best. I only really posted there when there wasn't an appropriate place to uuu

>>39124665
Was like an EN OKFAMS, a slow offthread to go to since /rrat/ used to not be up 24/7, /uuu/ only is when there's streams, /nasa/ died, and infinity and /HiRyS/ were regularly imploding.

>>39124773
Cute tho

>>39124773
This stream was by far the highest concentration of bae obliviously spouting out innuendo after innuendo she's ever had, she had to be doing it on purpose at some point because good lord

>>39125024
when she draw pubes to the penis was funny...

https://twitter.com/parus_p/status/1604013125975838721/photo/1

>>39125139
Those are some very unidol-like outfits

so how big are her hands?

>>39125139
Bae looks kinda angy that she didn't get to be the one to plant the star at the top

>>39125397
Literal child sized...

>>39125139
>fauna with the roast meat

of all the people xd

Baecute

Baeugly

rat

uhm ma brat bros why is bae not participating in yearly marika tourney? does she give any reason from her past streams or mention it?

>>39134337
She hasn't said the reason yet, I'm assuming it's probably not at a good time for her due to IRL/scheduling or maybe she's had enough of Mario Kart
She'll talk about it eventually anyways

I've been out of the threads for close to two months, did I miss anything? Other than the expected gosling posting from the last ASMR stream.

>>39134857
Not really, we are the same as usual if I'm being honest
Welcome back!

>>39134857
Same old same old
Maybe a heated discussion or two but id ignore those They are usually Smoke and Mirrors

>>39134766
It's most likely the former but I wonder if the latter played a factor. I'm hoping that may even mean that Bae would stray away from mald games for now

After watching some of her Pokemon and Persona streams (and even her horror game streams), I learned that I tend to enjoy her gaming streams a lot more if she isn't constantly malding, which makes me wonder why she played a lot of them in the first place

>>39136773
She probably only went as far as she did with Jump King because Mori recommended it to her and encouraged her to keep going. That series got kind of unpleasant after a point so I'm kind of glad she gave up on it even though she was fairly close to the end.

>>39136855
Agreed, though I was talking about other games too like MK8 and Holocure

I guess if you're at Bae's skill level then you're more likely to mald at any game, though I do have to wonder if she actually enjoys, say, MK8 to still play it at times (e.g. karaoke, collab w Roberu)

I guess I'm just speaking from my own experience, I'm bad at games myself and probably only slightly above Bae's skill level, and I mald a lot during online FPS games, which is why I never play them anymore

Hakos

>>39136473
Is this a stealth quanchi or a fumbled quanchi?

>>39144953
What's the present?

Just now getting to watch the hands stream and saw a post about comparing hand size on mat so here you go, with measuring tape to boot. I'll add my hand's about 20 cm from middle finger tip to wrist and I am 177 cm tall and leave the extrapolation of tiny rat size to you. I cut my nails this time.

I will now go back to enjoying rat handicraft.

>>39144953
I love tnolize

>>39150852
I'm not a huge fan of his bodies but he got Fauna's face down to a T so I can live with it.

i know its a meme
but imagine a baeby l2d that is a legit illustration with light rigging and not just her default with big head

>>39151728
dude normie twitter would have a field day
Loli is one thing but a straight up child model would get you in all sorts of trouble

>>39151728
I love little Bae especially because of how she looks like some cursed goblinoid creature, she's one of my favorite recurring characters of the Baeverse

>>39146391
My own hand completely covers the face by a couple inches as well, this really puts into perspective how small her hands actually are
Thanks for the measurements mate
Bae would be proud of the cut nails

bae case on old man stream

>>39153151

What the fuck is wrong with baefags?
Why aren't there more images of her turning into cheese?

>>39156920

rat case sold well

>>39158133
Is it the only cace a hololive tallent has done or have some of the JP's done it too

>>39158424
There's been a few, I know Marine had one and Kronii is getting one too. I assume others have as well but computer cases aren't something I care about.

is she canonically a child or not???

>>39158544
>computer cases aren't something I care about
Same, just curious

>>39158677
Didn't you see those hands?

>>39158677
she's about to canonically have a child if you catch my drift.
its my child
i impregnated her with my semen

>>39158677
It's fucking hololive lore dude, cannon is whatever the community makes it

>>39158786
I don't think she'll get pregnant from just eating it like she did on stream anon

Rrat in grandpa's chat

>>39158677
she's not a child but she only ages every leap year

>>39158133
that cord pathing job is horrendous

rat

...

>>39163386
I WANT TO FILL BAE'S HUGE MUG WITH MY CUM AND WATCH HER CHUG IT THEN BURP

>>39164249

>>39164249
Someone had to say it, we were all thinking it

:)

Baeeeeeeeeeeeee

schedule doko

Every time I browse the catalog it's always a mistake that makes me wish for nuclear winter. I'm glad /rrat/ has always been the shelter from the schizo storm, you guys are alright and I probably would not even come to this board anymore if this thread stopped existing

>>39168634
love you too bro

>>39168634
Rrats together strong

>>39164935
Oh no! A rrat trap!
I'll help you!
*runs headfirst into the glass*

>>39173051
It's too late....
She's already a cookie

Been getting into reading fanfic's lately,
can anybody recommend me some good ones.
Action, Romance, Slice of Life, doesn't matter what genres as long as it's a good read and not some cursed shit.

>>39173319
Being a cookie doesn't sound so bad

.

>>39173824
I used to read so much fanfic when I was younger
Now I've forgotten them all, I'll try and see if I can remember the good ones I've read

>>39173824
Hololive fanfics or what?

I never thought I'd reach the point where I'd spend $140 CAD on a track jacket but here I am trying to convince myself it was a good decision

>>39178002
>>39178792
sorry should have clarified im after holoEN mainly bae though

>>39179787
I'll shill the writer from /inf/ that comes here with a MuBae fic every now and then, they're a namefag over there but they're a sweet person
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nameronii/works

>>39179880
Thank you anon

>>39179880
This one is called "horror intolerance" It's SFW fluff that's completely Bae focused but it's really cute and sweet
I think an anon in /wg/ wrote this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRpBq1d12_Ux3KwuwqRaO4WJkFT0zCVDqLoHg6sXI0aKtsERToZ7U33K9dn0ii-1fl4m7_qOh4dxSUF/pub

>>39180794
(Me)
Sorry, meant for
>>39179787

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1604343384063504385

>>39181760
what did she mean by this?

>>39181760
What did she mean by this?

>>39180869
>>39180794
thanks, the stuff the other anon sent is great but it's not something you can read while waiting at the doctors office

wonder if she got a peak at her 3d model

>>39181870
>>39181897
Bruh

>>39182083
I really wish I had hit update before I made that post

>>39181760
This has to be her new outfit, right? I can't imagine it being much else other than a big collab or something

>>39181760
Dare I say
NEW OUTFIT?!?!?

Rewatching the gingerbread stream again. It's just so good.

>>39184985
It really was a killer stream, I hope she does more in the future because it was engaging and hilarious the whole runtime

>>39183325
>>39183355
>New outfit
how did you come up with that?

>>39188659
It's the only thing that came to my mind
It could also be that song cover she was teasing

>>39189185
more likely the cover
she did say it would be out soon

>>39189185
She is so sex already, I don't know how people will handle it if there is visible cleavage from the front.
Oh wait, I know exactly how people will handle it. Artists will have fun too.

Bae pureasu doroppu za sukaejuru awl uh ledy

>>39179787
There's this one fic probably from /inf/ where you're dating Kronii, but in the fic you cuck her by having sex with Bae, I think about that fic a fair amount

>>39191186
Anon, you have piqued my interest

Any idea where i can find it?

>>39191315
Found it again in /inf/'s fic list

https://rentry.org/m4cga
https://rentry.org/yhr5o

It's supposed to be kinda sad because of Kronii but I just find the idea of choking Bae during sex pretty hot

>>39191560
Sounds realistic.
>Date girl with huge tits, but she is boring and you have little in common since she is also autistic about really weird things.
>She has a fun, rowdy short stack friend whose body is incredible and just your type.
>You start drinking and talking together at her place after a party.
>Mating press.

>>39191146
2 more hours

>>39191560
was this published before the press meme or after

>>39192566
Dude, the meme formed shortly after Bae's debut
Like 2 weeks in

WHERE IS IT
THE SCHEDULE

>>39192642
yeah i only got here in jan and the fic was published in september 2021 both the meme and the fic were here long before me, im still a pretty newfag

https://youtu.be/bVwzLz-uOgU?t=4989 I think about this moment a lot.

>>39193305
I have both a hair fetish and a sleeping fetish

>>39193305
Bae's long hair that stretches past her butt....
What if... this week's schedule has that public ASMR stream Bae said she would do
I can dream
But then again, she probably wouldn't do that in a public stream because she's too shy

>>39191560
H-hot
Can't resist pure sex
Hits a bit close to home too
I'm a bit confused though, in the second fic
why is kronii suddenly concerned and apologetic? Did she hear something on bae's stream?

>>39180794
not original anon who asked but this is extremely cute, it captures Bae's personality and quirks the closest I've seen in the fics I've read

>>39193850
Second fic's supposedly an epilogue to the first one
As for why Kronii's suddenly apologetic I'm guessing it's something like her block autism snapping and her finally realizing she's been ignoring you a lot, idk

>>39195104
did he ever write anymore to that story
leaving it there just doesn't sit right with me

>>39196061
>bae isn't interested in hooking up anymore, and now it's too awkward
>Kronii gaslights you into believing that all the issues in your relationship are your fault (you did cheat after all)
>Now you have two ruined relationships
>Fin.

>>39196061
Not really, not that I care

I have no idea what relationships are like anyway.

>>39196449
My sides...
Fuck you

>>39196558
>>39196449
>Myth gossips that you were abusive or were bad in bed, bae and kronii don't want to talk about so they can't disprove rumors
>Download tinder
>Stumble upon bae and kronii's profiles
>You don't match

>>39196449
lmao, fuck you asshole

>>39196449
If only I had met Bae before the Krumdumpster, things might have been different..

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1604454267623833601

>>39198284
>Marine and towa collabs
LETSS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>39198335(Me)
>>39198284
And a duet + karoke
what a fucking weak

rat fucking carrying

>>39198284
HOLY SHIT
MARINE COLLAB
TOWA COLLAB
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
Sorry, holy fuck I can't wait

>>39198284
Duet is with kronii, calling it now

>>39198284
The power of the red women is strong.

>>39198456
Duet is with Towa

>>39198456
Anonchama it's with Towa...

>>39198284
THE TOWA DUET LIVES

>>39198284
how does this rat keep winning

>>39198691
By working hard, consistently. And being cute. Some people have at least one of those traits in the branch, some have a mix of both, but hard to say anyone else has both of those traits to the degree that Bae does.

>>39198526
>>39198528
Isn't that just a planned collab or did she say the cover was with towa and i missed it

>>39198771
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1604454515864137729
plus Towa teased it like 2 months ago

>>39198792
Wait do you have the link to when Towa teased it? Or was it in members?

I do know that a Towa duet was planned from Bae's birthday but I kinda thought it fell in the backburner, I'm really happy that it's coming to fruition

>>39198771
Bae has been doing collabs to promote covers for a while now. Obviously she didn't think of the idea, others do this, but she is being smart about it.

>>39198792
I don't read nip and this tweet tell me nothing
but either way, Duet
LETS GOOOOO

Anyone who invested in Baecoin early, you made a sound financial investment and are swimming in stonks right now.

>XMAS Vod
What's that? I wonder
I'm pretty intrigued
Hopefully it's a VA piece

>>39198771
No, Bae said it herself it was with Towa. It's something that's been delayed over and over for a very long time. She's so fucking excited right now, more for that cover duet than anything else happening this week or in the near future.

>>39198992
I had to track it down because I didn't remember only to find out that it was in fact in a members stream on October 30th.
Basically she said she had a cover coming out soon with an EN member who was somewhat unexpected (so not Mumei) but someone that had asked her for a song collab on stream.

>>39199367
Interesting, thanks anon

>>39199257
Christmas with Murasaki would make my day

>>39198284
My oshi collabing with my favourite JP member. Good times.

>Persona 5
How much has she got left before she has to stop

Frame up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9U5Gm0gO0

>>39200075
There are eight main palaces (+ 1 from Royale), she can only do 6 of them on-stream
She's on the third one currently

Vspace imminent

VSPACE ANY MOMENT NOW
GET IN
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1604494196341374976

>>39198284
>marine
2nd oshi down
1 more left to go

UOHHHHH BATHING RAT, SEEEEEXXXXXXXX

Wet naked rat is calling us

Bae really likes Mumei's song

I hope someone's recording this because for some reason Audacity has decided it doesn't want to record right now for me.

PLEASE RECORD THE VSPACE ARGENTINA IS ON THE TELLY

What did I just listen to?

Aww it’s already over. Plus she for got her milk which would’ve been cute if had it and drank it. Short but fun space.

>>39205154
A very exhausted rrat wanted to give us a treat

>>39205154
Tired rat unwinding in bath and getting back at chat because they dared her y-yes
How dare they challenge her! those r-rascals

Alright, who recorded it

I want to fuck this rat's asshole...

Hey brats, here's my recording of Bae's space.I missed a bit of the start but hopefully this is good enough
It's .wav format too hope you don't mind that
https://files.catbox.moe/qdh4x7.wav

>>39145510
Mating press (WIP atm if you follow the artist)

>>39205976
Bless you mate, yer a life saver

>>39205976
Thanks Name

>>39205976
thanks King

>>39205976
Anon you are truly a blessing.

>>39205976
not even 15 seconds in and we get a naked "brrruuhh"
This rat is just asking for it at this point.

>>39204880
congrats, messi goat

aus confirmed second best

>>39205976
Thank you sir
Hate that i was asleep

I ain't a sore loser, so hat's off to you, argiebrrat. It was a close call, but your team finally accomplished it.
Congratulations for the win!

here's the full thing
[2022-12-18]-bubbles-[hakosbaelz]-(1OwxWwbkbQWxQ)
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OwxWwbkbQWxQ
https://files.catbox.moe/eand92.m4a

>>39198284
If its a duet with towa im gonna shit

>>39211061
I can't stop thinking of rat's soapy tits and butt now.

>>39211105
you better get your toilet ready

>>39211165
after the elbow challenge, what tits?

>>39144953
jesus christ thats one thicc Bae uoooooohhhh

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1604537478752489474?t

even though it's still a maybe and not on the schedule, moom said bae might be involved someway, heres context for the letter stream

>>39212329
Was she not able to touch her elbows though?

>>39213906
the point was she almost did and said it's easy or something along those lines

>>39211061
Thanks so much!

rat

>>39207433
Gracias hermano de /brrat/
After a day in /sp/ im so glad to be back, los amo el mejor thread de VT

>>39221841
>a day in /sp/
oh you poor soul

>>39221841
>A day in the most /pol/ adjacent board
Argierrat...you are far stronger than you realize..

>Still no clue what song Bae was tapping that hinted at her upcoming cover

bae cute
(pushing to bump for fresh baking for marine collab)(

>>39230976
I'm stupidly excited for this collab, Marine and Bae are my favorite members of their respective branched by far

Sup brats. Took a while but I finally wrote that fic I said I would, if anyone remembers. Anyways, here’s >>39231650 an early Christmas present

shes watching ame b4 her strim

>>39232857
We are!

>>39232094
Holy based almighty, I'll check these out later. Thanks for the good work anon

>>39232094
You glorious bastard
You actually came through

>>39232094
I thought you wouldn't pull through honestly, props

Bae and Marine? I dunno what to expect from this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9U5Gm0gO0

>>39235137
baked for stream

Spider is bouncing!

Cute rat.
Cute senchou.
Future collab unlocked.