/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with a fembud.

>>39086980
based

Imagine not wanting to swallow Gura's precious turds as her cute little pink butthole clenches on your tongue... couldn't be me

Gawr "going ghost” Gura

I love my wife so much!!

As someone who's criticized her multiple times in the past two years including now during this arc I'm happy with the last tweet. It's what I wanted, I just wanted her to talk to us and show that she hasn't forgotten about us. She listened and gave people what they wanted.
Now I hope she'll feel good again soon so that she can return to us.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>39087036
Piss, foot, giantess, or whatever fetish, I can understand. A scat fetish though? Or guro? Die in hell.

>>39087047
More like Gawr "I have severe health issues that are too stressful to talk about with my fanbase" Gura am I right my fellow Chumbies? Get fucking dunked on anti

God I wish that were me
https://files.catbox.moe/gpva81.jpg

Get well soon goob

not clicking another catbox link until this scat nigga is outta here

>>39087112
I won't lambast someone for having a vore fetish, but it's still distasteful.

What if Gura's health problems are related to her old tail injury, the one with the stitches? What if it's become necrotic and they need to amputate the end of her tail? Would you still love her?

Welcome, Gura's Gawrdians~!

>they don't want to eat Gura's brown gold
woah, look how easily the antis out themselves.

>>39087145
I want to deepthroat Gura's tail nub

>>39087145
People who mix lore into real life problems disgust me.

We must give gura our goom to make her feel better!

>>39087160
Ahh... that gif... simpler times

I will never shake hands with scatfags, you probably haven't even washed them.

>>39087160
as long as they now realize how shit that place is now they wont be any worse than any other tourist

>>39087164
>brown gold
>on the same level as the shit stains posted in the threads yesterday
>who were likely antis
No thank you.

shark eat borgar

>>39087222
>shit stains posted in the threads yesterday
What?

my rrat is that scatbud isn't really a bud at all and is just another form of antiposting designed to revolt us
I would much rather believe this than the idea that there are actual scatbuds among us

>>39087217
I'm kinda hoping it was someone making the entire discord fight/banfest up because if it's true we're due for another wave of people who can't tell what bait is.

>>39087264
Figurative shit stains, though I think there was one catbox posted of Gura holding up panties with shit stains on them a couple days ago.

Gura becomes 0.01% healthier every single time a chumbud cums while thinking of her.

>>39087256
We borgar posting now?

Just got home, Gura tweeted, I got mostly what I wanted. I hope whatever she has, that its not serious. Looking forward to her explaining what's happening in more detail. Goodnight.

>>39087295
I want to believe this but he's too graphic with it to not be real.

>>39087304
bullshit, if that were true she'd be at 100% from me alone

>>39087205
The golden days of Global.. shame about what it has become.

>>39087295
Don't worry, it's all idealized and fictional. I wouldn't actually eat another person's shit. I would try Gura's though, I really can't be disgusted by her body or any of it's byproducts

If she got a nasty case of RSV, that would knock her out for about a month. It's been hitting adults hard for some reason this season.

>>39087298
>another wave
We get tourists and newbuds everyday.

>>39087298
from what ive read in other places it seems to be true
i peaked over there as well and there are some signs of mass message deletion but honestly i couldnt care less to actually look into it more.

Can prime chumbud (Fauna) fix Gura?

>WHY WON'T SHE COMMUNICATE IF SHE'S SICK ALL I WANT IS FOR HER TO SAY "HEY I'M SICK AND WON'T BE STREAMING FOR A WHILE".
>
>WOW SHE'S SAYING SHE'S SICK AND WON'T BE STREAMING, HUH? THAT SURE IS A NICE EXCUSE TO BE LAZY. IF SHE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT SHE WASN'T GOING TO BE STREAMING SHE MAY AS WELL HAVE JUST KEPT IT TO HERSELF.

>>39087066
You already showed her how much you hate her so congratulations I guess? One step closer to graduation now.

Gura's shits must be absolutely vile with her weird ass diet... how disgusting...

>>39087416
who are you quoting?
go back

>>39087416
who r u quotin?

>>39087416
Who are you quoting?

>>39087416
Who are you quoting?

>>39087421
Sorry but you'll have to try harder, I'm unbaitable. But let's see what you can do

>>39087416
whomst do you quote, niggerfaggot

>>39087416
Why are you quoting me ?

>>39087416
>yesmen gaslighting

>>39087416
Why are you quoting yourself?

>>39087306

>>39087416
No one says this, thoughever.

I need Gura to save me...

>>39087584
That cameraman? Me

>>39087648
nice afk hours

>>39087648
Nice. About to play some dorfs myself.

>>39087662
What's the point in closing the game if I'm just going to roll out of bed and play it again.

>>39087648
>not even triple digits

>>39087648
I'd like this game a lot more if i felt like spending 90 hours watching tutorials on how to play.
I just dont want to spend the time to learn lol

hellos sirs, were your autisms finally satiated?

>>39088065
No.

>>39088065
Kinda

>>39087097
I don't know what you're talking about I was just referencing this clip
https://youtu.be/KaWfY2ylgpk

>due to Guras bad health 3 streams per month will finally really become the norm
depressing

>>39088065
a little bit
it wont really be until she actually talks about what the issue is.

>>39088087
"I j-just want communication"

>>39088065
replaced with despair now that we know that GURA IS DYING

>>39088181
>it wont really be until she actually talks about what the issue is.
She won't because her serious health issues are not your business.

>>39088184
I want chumbies to stfu and let her stream when she's ready.

>>39088184
you gaslighting attempts are still pathetic

>>39088184
NTA but Gura saying she is going to communicate hasnt ever actually amounted to anything in the past
until she actually does I dont blame anyone for not being satisfied

>>39088181
Her private medical info is not your business. All that should matter to you is how it affects streaming schedules being communicated.

>>39088242
fuck off discord nigger

>>39088295
Fuck off reddit nigger.

Honestly I'm amazed you faggots are forgiving her so easily for giving you a breadcrumbs. She's still not streaming, you realize?

>>39088335
That's fine, she'll stream when she's ready, and I'll be there always, kneeling.

>>39088335
fuck off ESLnigger

>>39088181
This person is going to complain when she doesn't reveal any details of her medical issues, something she has already said she does not want to do, and them claim she "promised" she would in her tweet, blatantly and intentionally misconstruing it her words.

>>39088258
never said it was
if she just communicated in the first place people wouldnt expect more and more explanation from her.

This is just the new "sorry i didn't stream cus of projects guys trust me"

>>39088407
>people wouldn't expect more
Besides your schizo ass what other people are trying to pry for more info on her medical conditions?

>>39088172
I'm sure it's get better in 9 months or so

>>39088473
And this post is the old "She's lying trust me".

>>39088473
Did you ever consider that "projects sorry" was actually about the health issues but she didn't want to trigger the concernfags that are now being annoying ITT?

wow I guess the discord really did show up here again

>>39088532
>the old "She's lying trust me".
It was correct the first time. Why fix what isn't broken?

>>39088532
>>39088547
whatever you say yesbud

>>39088524
this is the 9th month, gonna get much worse

>>39088335
It's fine because our complainbuds who have been bitching for a year said they were fine with just a tweet. They have btfo all whiteknights.

>>39088581
>>39088584
Whatever you say "chumbuds".

your autisms seem a little bit calmer now, you can actually distinguish between schizos and sad chummers now

>>39086971
goomba loves us so much :)

>>39088616
No my autism is never sated.

>>39088557
>again
they are here literally every day

>>39088547
Ah yes, the long lasting health issues that make it oh so difficult for her to sit down and talk into a mic for an hour. For example:

>>39088656
true

>>39088656
If they are here everyday then they are just normal /vt/ users

>>39088557
You realize that half of the posters here are also discordbuds right?

Oh my fucking God Gura, I NEED YOU, piss on my cock right now! Let's make love together!

>>39088696
only when Gura isnt streaming because they enjoy threadshitting

>>39088627
I'm so passive aggressive :)

>they're doxxing goomba on /b/
>again
I hate antis so fucking much

>had to wait for a week just to see a Doctor
>while she was in a good mood when she tweeted eating burgers

why is Gura so bad at lying?

Communicationbuds, you promised there would be less shitposting. They're still shitposting.

>>39088696
I really fail to see what anyone gets out of being in that shitty discord server. You aren't allowed to post cunny, you aren't allowed to discuss your lust for Gura, you can't have any conversation about Gura's shortcomings. All those faggots do is post emotes and gifs and circlejerk about how great they are.

>>39088765
>things my schizo mind made up part IIIIVX

>>39088743
no one cares, indian, go back

>>39088695
well /vt/ is one of the new core shitposter boards after all

>>39088810
Seems about the same as here, they should totally migrate here and unlock the features you mentioned (cunny posting, horny posting, criticizing Gura). Oh wait they are already here, they are merely just as obsessed about Gura as we are, maybe moreso, to the point where they also go to the Gura Discord.

>>39088743
>they
even /b/ faggots are making fun of your schizo ass

>>39088473
idk if you guys remember, but during the Maid RP stream she said "It's been too long since normal streams, I'm sorry, something always comes up" but in a later stream she actually retracted that saying she doesn't knyow if she'll return to normal streaming.
She flip-flops on this issue a lot, and I just wonder if someone is telling her to stream less, if she has other commitments or health issues cropping up, or if she just genuinely doesn't want to stream more and regrets saying she will.

>>39088912
>Trying to rationalize Gura's behavior with made up headcanons
You've already turned into a schizo.

Gura... let's just fuck, baby

>>39088065
She give ZERO info about stream or break.

If Gura had a life-threatening illness, and was of the disposition to reveal it, would you prefer that she a) tell us or b) lie to us and say it isn't life-threatening, even if it is?
I would want her to lie and tell me that everything is going to be OK

>she is aware of the complaints
>she's sorry for leaving us in the dark for so long
>she'll be home after her doc visit
YT community post tonight

>>39089048
I would want her to stream when she's ready.

>>39087164
>brown gold
I almost shat myself from laughter seeing this

pls be ok Gura...

>>39089068
nah man it will at least take 3 days minimum until she gives us that update
have you learned nothing?

>>39089068
More like a member stream since she saw many members cancelling their membership

If there are really scat fetishists in this thread, you'd think they'd have made soundposts out of the scat parts of mommy sim already.

>>39089048
I'd want to know

>>39089048
i want her to tell us so the last chumbud will have to deal with that information

>>39089130
she doesn't care about that

>>39089130
I really, really don't think she gives a shit about the 100 bucks she's lost from memberships when her routine is thoroughly disrupted by medical shit in the BEST CASE scenario. I'm sure she wants shit to go back to normal more than we do.

>>39089154
So you're not even a chumbud? Go back.

reminder the chumbies(true) knew it was health related and its why we were more patient

>>39089187
yes, just not the last

>>39089181
I'm not worried at all about that. I'm sure she's exagerating

>>39088912
She's always been like this more or less. Its just worse now and probably won't ever improve. Yes i will keep doomposting no one can convince me otherwise.

>>39089048
Lie, I don't believe in the HoloEN fanbase to actually have fun knowing about this information, her streams would become babysitting simulator

>>39089187
Not him but I will probably be the last chumbud because I have duty tying me to life, and I envy the rest of you that would get to kill yourselves and go in peace if that sort of news dropped on us.

alls gonna be okay
i just need to pray to gura when i wake up AND go to sleep until she gets better

>>39089144

>>39089293
That's piss. Everybody likes piss here.

>>39089068
I'm expecting maybe on Sunday or Monday a members post

>>39089293
>I think I just wet myself
Scat fetishists have no ground, pissbuds win again.

>>39089248
I'm concerning....I just want her to be ok....

>Undisclosed Health Issues
Shork confirmed pregnont with smoller ames.

What is an example of a medical condition that could explain her total and complete lack of streaming? Something that isn't immediately disproven by stuff she has said recently, like throat problems would be.

>>39089505
Depression.

>>39089321
Wednesday.

>>39089505
Her mentions of syncope allude to underlying medical issues that have never been diagnosed since she never goes to the doctor's. Otherwise I guess chronic depression.

>>39089603 (me)
Also forgot to mention that she's talked about how it takes ages for her to get up after lying down, and if she does it quickly, she feels faint, a sign of hypotension and possibly other medical issues.

>>39089627
oh FUCK...

>>39089627

bros... my wife is dying

I just love Gura and want her to be happy and healthy

>>39089627
>>39089759

>>39089048
I want the truth!

>>39089797
She may have been happy at times, but she's never been healthy. It was only a matter of time before her health issues finally caught up to her.

sametori bros...

>>39089603
>>39089683
>underlying medical issues that have never been diagnosed since she never goes to the doctor's
Can you explain how that translates into an inability to stream at all?

>>39089759
>>39089802
Why does Gura want a futa cock so bad?

>>39089874
Don't leak member content faggot.

>>39089874
sametori bros don't exist

>>39089759
I'm definitely not submissive nor breedable
unless Gura wants me to be

>>39089889
Wait until she fucking tells us, faggot.

>>39087648
She should save me instead.

>>39089505
I'm not interested in speculating.

Inquirybuds.. We keep winning...

>>39089341
Did you just piss yourself

>>39089937
>>39090026
She said she's not gonna say what it is.
I'm asking if there is anything that it could even be. No one is coming up with even a single throwaway example.

>>39090060
She might have changed her mind, retard. Otherwise an update would be pretty much pointless. Retard.

>>39088811
There will be shitposts no matter what. I'm glad she finally said something, but I imagine things would be a bit better if she had done so several days ago. That being said, I'll try to just focus on hoping she's well and wait patiently for more info.

>>39090060
She said she would tell us what is going on with streams lately. I'll wait. I don't enjoy speculating like some of you faggots do.

>>39090060
>single throwaway example
Fuchs' Dystrophy
It could literally be anything, asking for examples is retarded

>>39090095
>Pretty much pointless
Not really, people just want her to talk about how these things will affect her streams she doesn't need to go that deep into what these things are

>>39089905
i am right here

>>39090172
It would be fucking weird to say "I won't stream for 2 months because of my health issues" without at least alluding to what those health issues are. Might as well just ghost us like she was planning to do.

>>39090194
You are just a figment of my imagination. No one else can see you. I probably look like a crazy person even replying to this post.

>>39089874
Does... does this count as our Gura content for the day?

>>39090216
>>39090095
>>39088395

>>39090060
I told you. Depression. We saw how fucked up she got over a pet dying, and other bad shit that she never specified. Something bad happening to her is obviously going to fuck her up worse than that, and that's without factoring in having to visit the doctor which is very stressful.

>>39088395
>>39090277
Kill yourselves

>>39090162
>Fuchs' Dystrophy
I don't know much about it, in what way would that make streaming difficult, trouble looking at screens?
Because if that's the case, that doesn't stand up to how much she claims to be playing monster hunter and muse dash off stream.

Never had a family member ghosting the entire family because they didn't want you to know they got a serious illness?

>>39088065
Yes. I don't need her to tell me what exactly is wrong with her, I just wanted her to show that she cares about us and knows we're sad

gawr cute

>>39089505
Which lack of streaming? Her excuse was projects, family, house hunting, computer broken, or internet bad for a lot of these stints.

Happy Guramas
https://files.catbox.moe/6xt0rj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6yhquo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/jvxcib.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6hv7xv.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/r0t902.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fqaafl.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2kfsoo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/262sfs.jpg

Oh fuck, I knew it.
God fucking dammit why can't I just be there for her? It isn't fair...

>>39090371
If you're so fed up with her and her "lies", maybe you should just close the thread and leave forever to find something else that actually makes you happy instead of thinking about something that clearly makes you unhappy.

So it's gone from "I just want her to communicate and let us know if she's streaming or not" to "She doesn't have a real illness she's not allowed to say she's not going to stream" (>>39090324) I guess?

>>39090446
But I'm not fed up at all.

>>39090477
no. it's some small number of posters trying to create that false impression.

>>39089505
The alcoholic relapse caused my moris party

>>39090443
ToT

>>39090477
Honestly let's be real... they're never going to be satisfied with any answer besides "I have a boyfriend".

>>39090443
Yummy cunny

>>39090477
just the antis outing themselves is all

>>39090477
A tweet is enough. Now we know that she has passed away like Ina.

>>39090513
>plural
Its 1 guy samefagging the entire thread, he got banned 2 threads ago and it was exposed for the entire thread to see.

EN branch is on strike because they're getting canned in a few months.

Trying to prove to cover they're needed, it's not working.

>>39090592
i'm not gonna object to the claim that it's literally one guy, but i am only dead certain it's a small number spamming away.

>>39090610
>>39090622
WHICH IS THE REAL ONE, IC AN'T TELL ANY MORE

>>39090477
I'm happy enough with the tweet, provided she does follow up with some kind of info on when and what we can expect from her streams going forward.
I'm just wondering why she's lying about her health.

>>39090216
>Might as well just ghost
Yeah anon I'm sure you would be totally okay with that

>>39090717
Retard

I'm so tired of all these disingenuous "defenders" acting like wanting to get an update from Gura is the same as wanting to know every detail about her personal life and medical issues. What she said today was just about perfect.

She didn't even need to specify she was going to the doctor today. I'm glad she did, but all I really expect is her to acknowledge the lack of streams and to give some information on when she'll be streaming. It's really the bare minimum that any streamer should do.

>>39090606
That makes sense. They're probably training their replacements and feel bitter about it.

>>39090734
ANTI ANTI ANTI

>>39090734
They hate it so much in fact that they have resorted to falseflagging as communicationbuds.

>>39090477
These people never were arguing in good faith. Even when she does stream they complain about what she streams. They are a waste of air.

>>39090443
sauce?

>>39090477
>>39090782
fuck off gaslighting nigger

Hmm.
It would SEEM that the amount of goom produced for Gura to keep her healthy was grossly insufficient. How terribly disappointing...

>>39090734
True

>>39090734
I've always taken the stance that Gura has never needed to say anything. Instead she needs to sort out her personal issues first, whatever they may be, and it's merely up to her whether or not to update us on her situation. All I want is that she streams when she feels ready to, and not because she feels pressured by someone else to do so.

>>39090734
But I do want to know every detail about her personal life and medical issues. I won't demand it, though.

>>39090813
Feeling a little called out?

>>39090825
I'm sorry, Gura, I'm even taking zinc for bigger loads just for you. It's my fellow chumbuds that aren't chumming enough.

>>39090813
do you have brain damage or something?

>>39090734
Yes most reasonable people understand this.

>>39090782
Antis will hijack any sort of criticism, but you're not arguing in good faith acting like they were the only people who weren't happy about her silence.

>>39089505
>has shit diet
>is barely active
>constantly sick
>degen sleeping hours
>recent uptick in work stress if what she’s saying about all the projects is true
Wouldn’t be surprised if gura had some autoimmune disorder and deals with chronic pain/fatigue as a result. It’s not unheard of for people to straight up collapse mentally and physically because of issues like that and never getting checked out. Happened to my brother.

gura soon my friends

I'm sending Gura all of my energy

>>39090825
I have been shamed...

>>39090734
I want to know what she's eating she doesn't tell us that enough

>>39091079
Watch streams.

>>39090477
>>39090513
>>39090550
>>39090567
It's genuinely weird how autists cannot grasp the concept of losing someone's trust.
Every time she goes back on her word, every time she goes missing without even offering a reason, some people are gonna switch over from "I just want communication" to "I don't even believe the communication anymore"
That's how it works.

PATIENTBUDS
HOLD THE LINE

>>39091079
That burger? Me

>>39090858
That's another thing that people don't seem to get. Yes, it's always nice to hear more details from her and sure what I WANT would be her to just tell us everything, but all I EXPECT from her is to let us know when she's not going to be streaming and for about how long. For all the "she doesn't owe us anything" idiots, she does owe us that at the least. Streaming is her main job, so if she's not going to do it, she should at least say something about why and when she'll be back.

Instead of sperging out, you should focus your energy on memeing her back to health so she can stream again

>>39091079
she always tells us when she cooks herself something cause she's proud and wants us to praise her

>>39091126
I do, she doesn't say it every stream and also I want member posts telling us what she ate on days that she doesn't stream

>>39091134
enough man, enough

>>39091079
Food is actually something Gura shares a lot

i just want gura to tell us every time she pees and to post an image of her toilet still full of shark ambrosia
is that too much to ask

>>39090792
@Lemonsnail_R18

>>39091159
I am focused on discouraging menherabuds so they leave to make it easier to become the last chumbud.

>>39091132
If you don't believe the communication anymore, then why were you posting "I just want communication" as recently as 12 hours ago?
>That wasn't me
Yes it was
>Meds
Ogey bud

I know people are trolling but is hilarious how extreme this general is. Wanting gura to communicate about her streaming issues is not the same as wanting to know how long her toenails are or whatever the fuck. At the same time, saying she’s lying about her illness without even knowing what issues she’s been having is legitimately schizophrenic.

>>39091134
/ggg/ in a nutshell
real chumbuds (patientbuds) vs schizos

>>39091132
Go away then, weakbud.
>>>/out/

>>39091254
>wanting to know how long her toenails are
I wonder if someone sc'd that if she would answer it

>>39091254
theres no grey area on the internet, only extremes. ive accepted this and just come here to watch

>>39091265
>schizos
Schizos and weakbuds, both are the enemy.

Imagine being in love with s fictional shark girl and not with Sammie herself, bunch of casual faggots all of you. Of course I want to know every little detail about the health issues of my future wife.

Man I miss Gura...I'm worried about her too...please let her be happy and healthy kami-sama

The truth of why there's no streams

>>39091132
She has done nothing to lost my trust. I could understand people losing patience with the current situation, but she's done nothing to make me not trust her.

>>39091242
>@Lemonsnail_R18
Are there any...interesting alts to this set?

Do you really think you're sly falseflagging as someone who was part of the reasonable criticism so far to now act like you're not satisfied with the tweet and how you want more than that in an attempt to paint all chumbuds who criticized her in a paint light?

>>39090850
I see a lot of people saying stuff like this, but would you really feel that way if Gura had just continued to silent about what's going on for another week or longer?

>>39091418
>paint light
Get some sleep anon

>>39090858
Same desu/ I fully realize this makes me le parasocial faggot which is why I'm not actually asking for it, I just hope we hear from her sooner rather than later. Or sooner than soon, I guess, if that even makes sense.

>>39091443
I should

>>39091418
you both are not gura fans, true chumbuds are patient.

>>39091251
Because I got communication and instead of feeling like I knew more about what's going on, or that she's trying her best, I feel like I know even less, and that she's trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

>>39091429
Pay them no attention, they aren't real Chumbuds

>>39091429
Probably. They are people that barely even care and would just watch some other girl.

>>39091134
i'll wait until next year if i have to
the most important thing is that she feels better. and when she comes back it's going to be like the first nut after NNN

>angry doxxposting now
Ohnononono

>>39091429
I've been playing video games during the downtime, and will tune in immediately when Gura streams. She typically streams during a time where I'm always free anyway.

>>39091515
This indeed.

>>39091418
Yeah, it's really sad. But arguing with them isn't going to do anything, I suppose. I'm satisfied for now, gonna go find something else to do for now.

It really is time to leave these threads I already got the communication that I wanted, people trying to pretend they are communication buds is just annoying

>>39091509
Holy shit
meds can't fucking save you

It's deeply frustrating knowing she's unwell and that there's absolutely nothing I can do to help her other than try to go about my daily routines like normal.

>>39091509
She literally said she would tell us more soon faggot, how about you wait for that.

>>39091509

>>39091414
No.

>>39091605
dyrbi

>>39091613
Oh...

>>39091579
You know what could save me, one (1) example of a medical condition that could prevent her from streaming while still letting her do all the stuff she says she does.
Because if there isn't, then that just means that she's lying either about the stuff she says she does, or about the medical condition being the cause.

>>39091152
She asked for our support and our patience, so she does owe us, at minimum, an explanation that isn't "muh privacy, streams never".
They are basically arguing that we got scammed and our support was not being used to create more content.

>gura is giving you all time to improve yourselves
>schizos who demands more streams stay the same while patientbuds do other things to occupy their time

>>39091644
Yes. If you don't you should fuck off already.

>>39091644
go back, weakshitter

>>39091605
>Gets given a crumb
>Yesbuds eat it up and defend her to no end
>Gets ghosted again as always

The real communicationbuds, or as I like to call them, spinebuds, won. Truebuds aka patientbuds lost because they never get anything done and more than once good change has come about only because spinebuds did their thing. Naturally, fakebuds are the biggest losers as they always are. Cumbuds are cumming.

get well soon gura

Gura is not okay, this is a fact.

I seriously hope none of you are falling for this obvious falselfag. Most people who posted criticism got exactly what they wanted and are simply hoping for Gura to get through whatever she's dealing with and waiting to see how it will affect her schedule. The only retards who would be mad after today's tweet are obvious shitposters and the usual autists like Furor.

Ok the """""chumbies"""" aren't even trying to hide it anymore, no more (You)s from me

>>39091605
Despite being constantly lied to by Gura, I still know her well enough to know that that meant she will tell us more about what to expect from her stream-wise. She's not gonna tell us more about her health itself.
Which would be fine if she wasn't lying about it.

>>39091712
Glad we all sent the letters to cover yesterday, patientbuds are happy in the inside to see gura again but they are so petty to admit it

wait how is it friday. what the fuck. time is passing even faster than it does when Gura is here, at least I have streams to break up the days then

I LOVE GURA
I LOVE HER SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU GURA. WHEN YOU FEEL BETTER ENOUGH TO COME BACK TO ME I WILL BE THERE.
GURA LOOOOVE

So what are you all doing while praying for Goomby to recover?
I'm listening to Chloe's karaoke from earlier today and just made some fried rice with egg

>>39091801
Management saw those things and laughed at them before deleting them

>>39091865
I've been playing video games.

Alright faggots, patientbuds and schizobuds.
What have you done in the past months of infrequent streams, what have you accomplished as a person to be worthy of gura's time?
Have you spent time bonding with family? Have you spent time with your friends IRL?
How much have you done to be worthy of her time is my question.
Gonna use a yellow woman image for (you)s

>>39091865
I want to learn dwarf fortress but I get stuck in the tutorial

Guys, I don't think we're getting ASMR today.

>>39091881
And then forced gura at gunpoint to communicate early in the morning the next day

she could be telling the truth or just scraping the bottom of the barrel of excuses to not stream. Next one is holidays so this whole month is pretty much lost already. If she's sick then she's not going to Japan, when will she go is unknown but that should cover another break

>>39091932
I’ve been losing a lot of weight recently and trying to land an internship for my degree

>>39091932
I just had my final exams and if things go well I'll know that I'm an IT specialist in a few days
Also I hope Ame comes back soon as well. They should collab again, I want another comfy duo watchalong.

>>39091988
>>39091989
you forgot to add if you were one or the other

I love how easy it is to detect the threadshitters now kek

>>39092055
t. cuckbeat

It's simple. I don't doubt my oshi and trust her. I don't know why this is controversial on /ggg/ of all places.

>still not doing the randoseru one after gura liked the wip
She is DYING and this artist is not doing what she wants.

>>39091969
>Gura, since you are not streaming or communicating and it's causing concern, it seems you need an official break, so you will claim health issues and take a month off.

>>39092055
It's always been.
No Gura fanart = threadshitter

We know why she isn't here so what are these people shitposting about now?

>>39092111
tell that to the faggots who require a tweet a minute from gura.

>>39092142
oh come on. you know that isn't just the case.

>>39092190
t. impatientbud

>>39092190
I just pressed F and all of the anti posts magically disappear

Now that the threadshitters can't attack Gura, they've started to attack and impersonate chumbuds.

>>39092139
So another Ina?

>>39092226
Didn't fucking ask, retard.

>>39091712
We're at undeniably our lowest point and you're claiming victory?
At least wait to see if Gura is announcing a long break or a return to streaming or is unclear and goes back to ghosting.

I HATE GURA AND ALL OF HOLOLIVE
>I just pressed F and all of the anti posts magically disappear
What a fucking retard.

>>39092309
wheres this emote from?

>>39092332
Probably discord.

>>39092332
Gura's private discord.

>>39092332
same place this one is from

She's okay, she probably just needs some belly rubs to make her feel better.

>>39091865
Playing dorfs, the elves tried raiding my alpaca operation because an elven noble lady drowned while she was visiting.
My only 4 axemen were able to hold them off. As soon as my human visitors gain citizenship I'm going to start an army to fuck them over.

>>39092332
I'm assuming it's this?

>>39092381
No, she needs my humongous shrimp dick to stir her insides into place so her tummy doesn't hort anymore.

>>39092386
are there any decent guide for the new version out yet?
I want to play but I cant be assed to trial and error for 70 hours like i did 10 years ago

>>39092416
STOP LEAKING SHIT YA FAKIN RETARD

>>39091865
My cage trap caught a dragon. Not sure what to do with it.

>>39092443
Leaking what? You can easily find this on the Gura's Guardians Discord.

>Antis won't go away
>bait them by telling them only antis do not post Gooba
>get more Gooba while still ignoring what they write
heh

Can you guys at least pretend to not be from discord? Or say something interesting?

I hate it when people post Gura's cunny!

>>39092520
Same. Fucking pedos.

>gura will now have an excuse to stream even less than before
sasuga lex...

>>39092309
I am also a teamate, at the risk of triggering another bitchfight over that, and I can only ask that you at least stop posting this shit, using images to falseflag as a True Teammmmate is a plague over there every time we have drama.

>>39092516
Is there something wrong with discord that they have to come here?

Imagine wanting to have sex with this. She isn't ready for it. You'd hurt her.

>>39092697
101% of raids done on 4chan are organized on discord, including the antis currently posting hre

Speaking of Discord, found this thing someone 3D modeled, looks really nice.

>>39092697
i have no idea whether this is true or completely made up
>>39082815

>>39092691
Bud just to let you know, people here only hate discordmates and catalogmates when they shit talk teamates here
also gosling posters

>>39092755

>>39092758
its mostly true
t. faggot who lurks the discord just because i think watching those retards is funny

>>39092811

>>39087648
>Normie fortress
Disgusting. Play the real one.

>>39091132
Couldn't be me. I will always place full trust in Gura.

>>39092837
Too bad the person who made it sucks at painting figures.

>>39092811
>>39092837
Whoever rendered this can do better

>>39091712
truest post

>>39092864
That is the real one.

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Here you go bud, have fun

>>39092951
Kek

>>39092758
So we're like a shelter? Great.
Gooba's not around anyway, so it's not like I'll miss anything by skipping over most posts.

>>39092913
That's probably the case, they said it only took them 10 days.

>>39092951
Holy shit Gura watch out theres a hydra!

>>39092951
Soul
>>39087648
Souless

I guess this is better than arguing about Gura but it's still retarded.

>>39092951
Bro you really dont have rooms for each of your dorfs?
What the fuck are you doing, that water is also way too close to your base, you are just asking for disaster
At least you economics look decent with your 4 banks and world trade centers build right next to that inactive volcano

>>39093208
Why is Gura the smug one here? I'd think it should be Gawr instead.

>>39093340
because gawr's too busy thinking about my dick

>>39093340
Gawr is innocent and feral. Gura has been introduced to mankind, and become a samegaki.

>>39093433
This is a pretty sensible explanation, I'll take this one.

>>39093340
Gura is more used to being erotic and showing skin than Gawr.

https://files.catbox.moe/yl65fm.mp4
This would be my life with gura, god i wish... T-T

>>39092951
I'm going to embark at the evil forest and base my economy off phantom silk and black dye.

I notice we stopped calling the boogeyman "cripple".

Gura piss on my cock
Gura take a leak on my prick
Gura urinate on my penis

>>39093622
>oui

I can save her. I'm sure my semen has healing properties.

>>39093622
That was mostly a chunbud thing, and most chumbuds have already moved on by now.

>>39093781
ok chunbud

Let's fuck Gura. Let's just have sex. Kissy, cuddly, intimate, warm, stinky, sweaty, lovey-dovey. You and me. My cock and your little cunny. Let's have a child. Let's fuck like animals in heat. I love you Gura.

>>39093804
I think you mean chumbud

ok, but why is she more comfortable talking about her rotting underwear in the corner of her room or wiping herself with laundry than her condition
what the fuck are Gura's priorities?

>>39093836
I want to correct Gura. T u T

>>39093854
She has incontinence.

Guwa

>>39093854
The panties get everyone horny, and the condition gets everyone sad
AND
The panties are real and the condition isn't

>>39093885
Kill yourself.

>>39093854
One is hilarious and the other is depressing.

>>39093622
its because he was banished to /b/
most the shitters right now clearly are not him

>>39093913
*crying* sorry chumbies, I really wish it *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP* ...wish it could have been different... *BRRRAAAPP* but I really can't help it. My condition is *BRRRAAAPP* really serious and I'll be gone for *BRAAAAPPP* 3 *BRRRRRAAAAAPPP* 3 months... I'm so sorry... *BRAAPP*

>>39093854
She just really loves her cumbuds. Cybersex soon, hopefully.

>>39093980
He saw reddit shitting on Gura and moved there.

>>39093854
She'd probably get over talking about it if she didn't have 4m+ subs and tens of thousands of people tuning in. My pie in the sky dream is for her to actually get over it and open up a bit, since I really don't think anyone is going anywhere. Temporarily, maybe tuning out until she's back or feeling let down, but it's not like she's telling people to fuck off or becoming a Choco-sen tier Apex/Ark streamer. As long as she's herself, the many eyes on her will return. Price of being cute.

>>39094107
I wish she had react perms, I would follow her into that Hell and enjoy it

>>39089008
The smoothest of lines, chumbud.

>>39094257
Thanks, I'm quite the gentleman.

Pushing my tongue against Gura's puffy child labia... tasting her honey... sweet, sweet little honeypot...

I kind of expected it to be health related. When she said she went to a doctor a while back, I expected it might be more serious than she thought at first. Concerned but not too concerned. Now if she posts a black on white thumbnail for the next video, then I'll really be concerned.

>>39094496
>next video
uhhh... who's gonna tell him?