/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

amyome else feels like pippa???

who is not a whore in phase connect?

ARCHIVE ABAYOOO

>>39077885
I want to feel the Pippa

>>39077914
me

>>39077914
Erina

>>39077581
>that's "pick-me girl"
would
simply would

I want to cuddle the panda.

>>39078196
I want to snuggle the panda.

All times EST / UTC / JST

TBD - Michiru ARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nL5Uu_vW_M

11:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori Death Stranding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR5OUzLm_iA

11:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Erina Pokemon smash or pass
https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina

12:00 / 17:00 / 02:00 - Lumi handcam
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

17:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri game TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

18:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Shiina FF7 remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQq6o2U7C74

19:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lia zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uV4H-bdHGA

21:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Pippa TBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s984nTtyFdY

22:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Airi To the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymZCc51w6AQ

23:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Remi karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG33vfdKdbs

23:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Hime Abyss & Genius Invokation TCG
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

>>39077833

>>39077914
unironocally Panko

>>39078072
Ive seen your posts, anon.

>>39078335
Michi said she's gonna do it around midnight her time, so in half an hour at the earliest

dead hours
any phase friend streaming rn?

>>39078698
How much for Panko's manko?

Pippa LOVE

High plains Pippers

GJ

>>39079197
good jigging

>>39079197
that was actually a really good image
lots of contrast and lines

>>39078984
Dead Hours.
Phase Friend XiaonLong is having a 2.5D cooking collab with someone else.
https://www.twitch.tv/xiulanlong
Come if you're a freak who likes thighs.
Phase Friend Yura is testing out her new VRC body with Chat.
It's limited but honestly not terrible.
https://youtu.be/ulm1bEAvZ98

>>39079246
>>39079223
>>39079197
GG, was itching to get this one into the system.
Really good time on it too for the amount of white in it..

>>39079197
3 hours?

>>39079335
agree with >>39079246 I think it was the best picture I ever done. gg

YOU
HAVE
STOLEN
MY
HEART
OH YEAH

NEVER LET IT GO OH OH

>>39079386
only ~2 people the entire time.

>>39079424
Don't worry Lia my love, I'll reheat your soup for you

https://youtu.be/-nL5Uu_vW_M
Did Pippa finally convince Fishman to get an Ark server for PC?

>>39078335
Love da Michi.

Da Michi is very energetic today

>>39080475
Michiru plays on Kson's Ark server, Remi plays on Phase's Ark server which Pippa is seething about since she didn't get hers when she asked.

>>39080475
Hold on let's just get this out of the way:
>he lacks critical information
Okay, there we go. Apparently gen2 actually convinced him to get one up and running.

Rie hates her fans.

>>39080492
>>39080552
Rare miniature Michi today

The Wem prostrates herself.
>Michi endlessly amused by the massive tits you can put on Ark characters

ピッパ抱きします!

so why is it called a twitch buff and not youtube debuff?

instead of dismissing twitch numbers, why not just multiply the youthbe ccv by 1.75 to get the true ccv?

>>39080559
Maybe she did before, but she's on the company server now.

>>39080985
Its the opposite tho, twitch is the debuff

>>39080985
While true about the ccv thing, it’s more so that streaming on Twitch full time is a lot easier to grow. It’s a whole networking culture thing and it’s much easier to be seen

>>39080985
because twitch is full of bots and their numbers are only slightly more believable than bilibili

>>39081080
yeah there is reason why all the indie stream on twitch and whenever a youtube chuuba is at the end of her rope the suggestion is always “go to twitch, bro”

I want to learn Japanese just to watch Michi streams.

>>39081226
if you have a goal you can achieve anything anon

>>39080985
Twitch uses CCV to gather public interest for easy marketing. "Higher numbers = better", as they say. YT, on the other hand, is more interested what info it can gather from you and sell to others. It's the difference between random bot vs. actual user with associated personal data.

Don't expect YT to ever show "true ccv" it's meaningless number.

>>39081266
I can. I've already learned basic Russian for Nina. But Japanese is a whole other demon. I would have to learn the symbols first then get into conversation and vocab. One day I will but I still want to get fluent in Russian first.

>Airi cancelled last night as well
Well, I know I'm not renewing my gifted membership.

>>39080985
yeah twitch had like 2.1 million viewers last year while youtube was 750k. Than twitch was like 18 million hours watched while youtube was 10 million. But like others have said who knows how much were bots. So cant really trust analytics on either end really cuz youtube has bots as well.

>>39081709
If you can learn Slavic language, you can learn Japanese.

>>39081709
Well there's 3 scripts, and the two basic ones each have less that 30 characters. That's enough to give you a really basic understanding of the writing.

>>39081709

>>39081709
That's fair but it's also not like you're going to confuse the two languages. It's gonna take years anyway so you might as well start now.

>>39081973
REPS

>>39081709
The kanji are fun on a meaning-level, but on the pronunciation level they are batshit. I gave up on Japanese after getting through the "first grade" kanji, but my impression is that learning to read/write and learning to hear/speak Japanese are almost completely orthogonal skills.

>>39081780
>>39081895
>>39081973
>>39081978
Fuck okay you guys are right. I can just challenge myself anyways. She deserves it too.

>>39080985
raids and networking were the buff.

>>39082104
Learning for Da Michi is an honourable action.

>>39080985
Well, according to your multiplier of 1.75, these would be some of the adjusted “True YT ccv”
>Pippa 3,000
>Tenma 1,050
>Shiina - 525
>Lia - 480
>Airi - 438
>Uruka - 350

Why is there so many PC bait threads in the catalog? Stop advertising Phase we already have too many ppl watching them

>>39082408
henri i thought you killed yourself why are you still here

>>39082451
It keeps antis and schizo Capipis away from us so we can talk about PC without numbers, grifting, pandering, or lumi being brought up.

>>39082451
4chan makes up an extremely small percentage of the audience

>>39081709
Does she even does russian streams anymore?

Iori...

>>39082451
I agree, Rie should be a 1view, not a 2view like she is now.

Come watch this dork!
https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina

>>39082633
No but every once in a while someone will send a russian supa and she responds in russian. Which helps with the conversation aspect of it and reading comp.
As I said, I'm only basic so hearing people talk still flies largely over my head but picking up small bits here and there excites me.

>>39082451
there is no correlation at all between shilling on vt and impact on ccv
otherwise Kiki would not be streaming to 32 people

Phase friend Watame is streaming!
Watch her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SQ0tun3w7c

>>39082823
Just having generals isn't shilling

>>39082728
I love waking up to my mom!

it is actually really nice to have somone like pippa that knows what it is like to have no one

>>39082451
henri + newfags

>>39082823
32? She's inclined since I last checked in on her.

>>39082993
she up to 37 now?

>>39082884
so true, Pippa really knows whats it like to be a lonely single NEET

They too big for me, gonna look for a new company to watch. It's been a good run bros.

>>39082884

>>39083083
who are you swapping to?

>>39071341
I’m trustworthy! I was just in a rush to do my nightly routine and go to sleep!

>>39082728
Well now that (you) goslings know she'd smash machamp you better start lifting

THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

>>39083203
She wants muscles but she also wants some softness. So make sure your pecs are soft.

>>39083203
And don't skip leg day!

>da michi is playing Ark on the Phase Connect server
Is there even anyone else in Phase playing Ark? It's just so sad to see someone playing Ark alone.

>>39083368
All I can offer her is a green card

Panko can screech all she wants about chat being stinky but we all know the truth. She’s projecting. Panko walks around and stinks and doesn’t care.

Speaking of projecting, why doesn’t Fishman have pippanties for sale? The seething femanons screeching pick-me in the thread would all buy and wear them to appeal to us.

>>39080681
Remember, anon.

>>39083162
is it 1view grooming hours?
https://www.twitch.tv/megumukodakara

>>39077792
I LOVE MY HAG GIRLFRIEND AIRI!

>>39080681
I want Rie to Rieape me

>>39083203
>She'd smash Snorlax
My chances are higher than ever!

>>39083203
/fit/ Makinists wya?

>>39083519
Based shotabro voluntarily submitting to Rie.

>>39083479
>jp

I just want Lia to whisper sweet nothings into my ear

>>39083571
>he will never learn japanese
NGMI

>>39083433
wemi was on earlier

>>39083433
I've seen Remi play it.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1603790722645168139

>>39083162
Dunno but gotta walk away before I become Henri 2.0

Ok, it's looking like Erina has been on birth control, but possibly isn't right now

>>39083702
What makes you think that?

Why is Airi always forced as the OP pic? She is the least talked about EN.
Rotate the OPs better there are 15 in the company

>Erina said slugma
My hag...

How will /pcg/ react to Phase's upcoming male generation?

>>39083844
Sakana already said no males ever, its the one thing hes good for

>>39083776
I'm very interested in what kind of schizoid rant you'll get as a response

>>39083833
One day she will return for our money.

>>39083822
I dont remember the last time i saw a Lumi, Lia, Rie, Panko OP

I wanna Death Strand all over Iori's

>>39083822
Airischizos run this thread

Our /ss/ robot... Is this just a gentoo thing in general?

>>39083776
Birth control changes women's taste in men

>Pass thats a dog
Thats good
>Looks at its evolution
>Hesitates for 30 seconds
uhhh...

>>39083892
Lumi usually gets like 1 OP a day.

>/ss/
Erina has always been a massive /m/.

>>39083822
I miss her.

>>39083944
The last 19 threads the OP has been
Airi
Uruka
Remi
Group Pic
Lia
Erina
Airi
Nasa
Hime
Lia
Shiina
Iori
Tenma
Remi
Pippa
Pippa
Iori
Airi
Tenma

>>39084084
seems pretty spread out
i would say less Airi but more Pippa.

>>39082884
do you really believe it?

Again, if Pippa does not play on the Phase Connect Ark server with or without Michi/Remi she is a fake dinosaur fan.

>>39082823
>32
more like 23

Hey you, yeah (You), Michiru is streaming, which means that you NEED to watch her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nL5Uu_vW_M

>>39083923
Yeah, but she seems to generally like big strong figures which is normal. Doesn't BC usually make them like twinks/feminine more or something?

What can we derive from Erina's preferences?

I'm a lolicon.

>>39084342
Sorry, I like Michiru but not even a Michiru free blowjob voucher would get me to watch ark

>>39083844
Walk away, simple as.

>>39084450
atleast post a wemi or panko

>>39084469
Wouldn't be topical.

>yellow woman live
>no one posts her

>>39084354
But she has been occasionally hitting smash of the simply cute ones
Not all of them though

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
TRUST HOURS

>>39084412
Dont be too cute. Or Smelly, or a bug. Sorry chinks.

>>39083687
>https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1603790722645168139
>Posted 30 min ago
>Stream is up
This isn't the Loomer I know, trust levels dropping

>>39084550
Who is this yellow woman?

>>39084550
FUCK Lumi!

>>39084550
Don't let it distract you from the fact that Michiru just got a FUCKING MONKEY (in Ark)

>>39084550
Lumi should stream da Michi
I would love to be paid off by big Michiru

>ancestry from eastern europe
>went to church as a kid
>family doesn't hug or kiss at all
the more I try to understand this the more it confuses me, I've never heard of an eastern european catholic or orthodox family that doesn't have regular physical contact when meeting. maybe they integrated too hard into autistic sociopath WASP culture?

>>39084412
Be /fit/. Be big, have hard but also soft pecks, have strong firm hands and a nice ass with lots of stamina to go multiple rounds

Thanks to anon for introducing me to this guy
https://youtu.be/aBOJzx12cuw

>>39084738
Aren't Mongolians/Russians usually pretty cold toward people?

>>39084738
one or more of these are lies
lumi's the type to lie or exaggerate random inconsequential shit just because it makes her seem momentarily more interesting on stream
don't worry about it

>>39084738
>ancestry from eastern europe
Is this confirmed?

>>39084738
>live in eastern europe
>still go to church
>I barely hug even my mom once a month
I don't think it's that unusual if you are autistic

>>39084738
Russian. She’s the kind of woman who would manipulate you into going to the Ukraine and then pressure you to steal washing machines and appliances for her before guilting you into doing something stupidly heroic so you’d die and she could buy a Lada with your death payout.

>>39084784
Mostly it's a stereotype because "Russia cold".

On the other hand Russians don't go to church, so Polish or Croatian or whatever seems more likely.

>>39084791
She's let slip that she used to hug her family more as a little kid.

No Panko stream today.... she hates us....
I'm going to send a maro telling her I miss her.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Trust hour!

>>39084738
>Russians
>Physically affectionate
Excuse me what?
>>39084815
2nd gen. One side of the family at least.

>>39084874
I was thinking Russian because of her obsession with Steppe people I'm the same with Romans but I don't go autistically digging into people's past

>>39084894
With family and close friends, not random people. Although I'd give you a hug if you insisted.

>>39084934
I think this just makes her more likely to be at least part Asian, like every other vtuber.

>>39084985
Russians are asian, anon

>>39084985
>Lumi is half Kazakh half Jewish

So I guess Erina likes getting spanked...

>>39085031
rrat but I believe it

>>39085031
I'd believe it. most Jewish girls I know are thiccer though

>>39085079
If it wasn't clear already she's a huge M

>>39085079
She’s a good woman: submissive and slightly m.

>>39084893
>handcam stream
don't particularly want

>>39085133
Are all of asian phase M's?

>>39085031
>half Kazakh, half Jewish, used to go to church
Trust levels?

>>39085163
>are all women M's?
yes
we've been over this before

Lumi's cute thin long fingers...

>>39085079
Fuck I missed it, what did she say?

>>39085133
not really huge
she's a normal-scale M

>>39085221
Smash on the fossil turtle because its slap can put holes in tanks.

>>39084889
This - the divorce seems to have ripped apart what little level of functioning her family had

>While usually kindhearted, it can be terrifying if angered.
>Tucks hair behind ears
>Smash
How to go Haxorusmode?

I feel so bad for Iori and Michiru

>>39085288
be attractive, have wild violent mood swings and beat your girl

>>39085288
>Erina wants you to be rough during sex
>Also protect the homestead when needed
Bros. She's perfect.

>>39084874
If she is Croatian I will be forced to anti her so I hope that that is not the case.

I love Airi!

Lumi news: She will probably stream ringfit.

this Lumi stream is filtering me even more than last night's

>>39085412
>news
Nanidefuck?

Anon news(totally unrelated): I will probably masturbate around the same time as Lumi streams ringfit

Erina wants to be exploded, doesn’t she?

>>39085491
You just hate Christmas.

>Will smash literal gears
>Will smash a fucking sword and shield
Erina...

>>39085491
ehhh I like this stream more because at least she is talking about stuff instead of just squealing the entire time

can't say 'milk' on their stream or you get chat banned.

>>39085501
I'm deducing some awfully suspicious coincidences here

>>39085079
Remi does too , and Lia shocked herself with that shock collar, Pippa likes art of her getting vored, Lumi´s whole thing and then there is Rie and her glue gun. This whole company is weird.

>>39085514
Christmas itself is fine, but I don't watch lumi for the handcam experience, her tastes in music are opposite mine, and christmas music does kinda suck.

>Has a violent disposition
>Will ignore you
>Smash
E-Erina?

>>39085491
>woman noises
>random tangents
>singing
Looks like a regular Lumi stream idk what you're on

>>39085576
Don't forget Panko's tier list.

>>39085594
>"ugh, if only she was listening to sabaton and epic black metal and eating poo poo turds for christmas"

brown

>>39085594
>, her tastes in music are opposite mine
Wearing all black and not showering is not a personality.

>>39085615

I want to hold Lumi's hands

Christmas sucks because of the social and commercial conditioning to expect snow and being disappointed when it doesn't happen.
Only one-third joking. Christmas decor looks ass in the rain.

[Lumi update] She does jigsaw puzzles

>>39085715
Jesus christ

>>39085666
>>39085630
I don't know how you got sabaton/goth shit out of that.

>>39085576
Glue gun kinda doesn't fit in there. Different kinda self harm/masochism.
But yeah.

friendly reminder that all Christmas songs that don't mention Jesus were written by the small hat tribe

>>39085737
yeah, with me

>>39085737
Actual Lumi News: She's the one sorting them all by color

Damn yellow woman.
Trying to seduce me again.
You won't get my seed this easily!

>>39085771
Your cultural competence is gloriously horrendous as always whenever you make bait like this.

>>39085771
That's fine I don't care about le pacifist cross man

>>39085715
Ah the famous "not a bottom" tier list.

>>39085761
>>39085715
Those are perfectly normal tastes for a heterosexual woman to have.

>>39085809
not that anon but you're going to hell

>>39085805
everyone does that

>>39085809
>oy vey we've been found out!

>already seething this hard
Femchamas...

>>39085812
Le pacifist whipping money changers man?

>>39085771
Technically they all mention him since Christmas has Christ in it

>>39085894
Ordering by color is mining. Ordering colors by shape is smelting.

I want to hug this dim star

>>39085771
Techincally every Christmas song mentions him.

I want to make Lumi happy.

>>39085894
I usually let other people dump them into color piles while I look for the more irregular connections

>>39086080
What did Tenma do to get people asking to marry her?

>>39086080
what does "let him cook" mean in this context? I've never heard that phrase before

I want to lick Lumi's hands

>>39086080
Rape Rie

>>39086146
be pure hag sex

I want to be happy

>>39086080
Rie is for rape, not marriage.

>>39086146
she complains about maros all the time so people intentionally send annoying maros

>>39086080

>>39086154
It’s a kingdom of hearts reference, I think. Basically means, “no, let him keep going”.

>>39086161
Lumi's wrinkly nubile hag tendrils...

poor lumi
early 30s hands
still single
i can save her!

Proud of this little guy.

This stream is very wholesome.

>>39086080
Based retard, what you do is train up, make a Theo mask then put your oiled-up selfie into her fanart tag.

>>39086350
or do a tribute

>>39086336
>Lia is the "yeah, me" poster

>>39086324
>still single
for all we know this could be false

>>39086080
Respect for shooting your shot in a fucking Maro, Anon.

>>39086412
What is maro?

>>39086236
lmfao

>>39086080
how high do you think your salary needs to be to marry hime?

>>39086080
For all I anti and shit on Rie, she can be legit funny

>>39086381
Yea me

pipkin pippa
https://youtu.be/9Qp5-xa5Wys?t=445

>>39086546
That is a bog-standard woman >>39086236 reply.

>>39086608
kys numbernigger

>>39086383
she lets the frat bros run a train with the stipulation of no hugging or kissing

>>39086608
2nd place after a homo
and it is not even close...

It's the man's job to put up the lights

>>39086543
Enough to treat her to lunch fit for a princess.

>>39086608
This is really fucking funny to me for some reason

>>39086661
yeah me

>>39086661
Based. Even more based if it's anal only.

>>39086656
i literally only posted it because i thought it was funny that pippa even got into some probably bot generated video and that it read her name out in a Japanese text to speech

>>39086608
Pick-mekin Pippa

>>39086691
what a funny looking crown
i wanna take her on a plane

Someone recommend "I saw 3 ships" to lumi

>>39086749
What does pickme even mean

>>39086383
i know most vtubers tend to actually have bfs or whatever with a lot of smoke and mirrors but knowing the type lumi is there is most likely no way she's in one(right now) due to how focused on sorting her future career wise with how much she works for school, streams and current high maintenance it wouldn't even be worth dating her, she'd spend no time with you and avoid hanging out at every opportunity in order to work on things as you wouldnt even be secondary but even lower down the totempole
that's before you even get to the intimacy issues among a myriad of other problems
she'll date someone eventually but not until she's calmed down a little and has less on her cards

>The stars themselves sing the praises of JC
atheists btfo

>>39086841
a woman trying to be attractive to men

>>39086842
doesn't stop her from sucking off her professors for better grades.

>>39086842
To a narcissist like Lumi boyfriends and husbands are never anything more than a mere fashion accessory.

>>39085715
Holy shit. Panko has exquisite patrician taste.

>>39086842
>she'll date someone eventually but not until she's calmed down a little and has less on her cards
dating at 30+ after she finishes her masters and starts her career
it's so over

>>39086481
Marshmallow
The anonymous messaging system to the talents

>>39086608
aaaaaaaaa numbers aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>39086608
>synth loli voice
why jps do this

>>39087006
They like their autistic only children, it's okay

The only hag I love is Airi.

>>39087083
What’s your issue with lolis bro? It sounded cute

>>39086695
>feet
>if only you knew how bad things really are
How the fuck can this not be funny?

TN: The viewers are Mr. Grinch

>>39086154
>>39086236
Its mix between that and breaking bad

>>39087208
And those sound effects lmao

>>39087143
This. How is she gonna relate to a child that isn't autistic? It'll be fine.

>>39087241
does the grinch want to impregnate lumi?

>>39085770
I don´t know, she straight up said burning herself with the glue help her relax when she feels restless. I think that exact thing is the emotional need that masochism stems from, an the practice itself doesn´t really matter as long as you are reasonable and safe.

>>39087271
her child will grow up to be a NEET /vt/ user and that's a good thing!

>>39087297
will he thirstpost about lumi?

>>39087288
lmao burning yourself with glue is not normal

I think my issue with Lumi's singing is that all of her singing just sounds like "Lumi is singing a song" doesn't really have the feel of the original song unless its already that way to begin with.

It's not necessarily bad, but its too clean for me, and I like voices with more character.

>my glue is going everywhere.

>>39087325
yeah I will

Time to watch Yellow woman before Robot dork turns me into a gosling.

>>39087288
Generally speaking, no.

Poor Iori had to watch a man propose to his now fiancée

who does better kayfabe
wemi "i need you to take care of me" nephys
or chisaka "what is a condom?" airi

>>39087358
Baffling post.

Lumi cute.

>>39087476
Airi and I never wear condoms, it's just hard for her to conceive when she's so stressed.

>>39087350
I didn´t say masochists are normal, I said can emphatize with her reasons.

>>39087358
the posters here get more insane by the day, i swear

>>39087490
baffling reply

I was forced at gun point to actually watch something other than streams and Youtube for once so I'm late, how is yellow man's handcam all of a sudden better than blurry keyhole footage?

doing an all night marathon with erina

Lumi News: She has terrible taste and thinks the animated grinch movie is worse than the 105 minute hollywood abomination

>>39087358
i get this anon
everytime i hear adele sing a song i can only think
>wow this is just adele singing a song
really ruins the experience for me

>>39087529
The insanity bar is pretty high. It'd be a while before someone else tops it.

Did Michiru raid into Iori earlier or did they fuck that up somehow?

>>39087358
I think the main problem with Lumi's singing is that she can only do one style of song. she also needs to practice singing more

[lumi news] she made her own duet song so she has no male on stream

>>39087446
>then ends the stream
biological clock is ticking, deer needs a husband me and someone to put a baby in her also me

>>39086841
It's the noise of femcels seething over superior girls.

>Christmas love song for heterosexuals
>women singing both roles

>>39087641
I don't think she did, Michi only raids people sometimes, most of the time she just ends

>>39087729
There's such a simple solution: have femcels and incels get married and hatefuck until they love one another.

>>39087749
send in a version where you do the male voice and maybe she will use it in the future

>>39087718
a-anon, you're both the husband and the baby?

>>39087749
>>39087705
Two kinds of people.

>>39087684
Sorta what I was saying I guess? But glad 2 people understand where I'm coming from.

>>39087749
Lumi is NOT GAY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

>we'll have to find a male

>>39087785
femcels just need to lower their standards and initiate because most incels are scarred from years of rejection

or drop 20 lbs

>>39087749
I think 39087593 we found a pretty good applicant.
I'm honestly impressed by what people seethe at at this point. Unsurprised yet still impressed.

>>39087791
Yes. I will never die constantly being impregnating other women with myself.

>>39087749
now is your perfect chance anon>>39087788

>>39087749
>expecting heterosexuality from Kaneko "men are gross, I only want to touch girls" "1000% straight" Lumi

It's been so long.

Gurame time

gawr gura!

>>39087923
i can save her

based gura and lumi collab
yellow and blue woman united once more

Who's Gura?

>>39087994
that girl who says "hoocha" that died a few years ago

>>39087994
Gura-gle on these nuts!!

>>39086608
Imagine this being some JPO’s introduction to please connect. Hopefully he gives Iori or Damachi a chance. I’d say Nasa, but it’s unlikely he’ll catch one of her streams.

>watson stopped streaming to become lumi

>>39087749
Random Gura backing track!

This is for her Puerto Rican bf

>>39088075
Sometimes I forget that most capipis here are kfp
and then the world makes sense again

>>39088114
oh it's for lia

>>39088117
>kfp
Does this general have the most gays after /mans/?

>>39088114
lia?

>>39088114
>Puerto Rican bf
how can we even compete with HIM?

>>39088114
Yeah, me. Wait.

>>39088059
There's less schizo theories out there. There's a timeline where sun station landing Ame became Lumi rather than collapsing into in a cold war with her fans Ame.

>>39088160
the second most femanons as well

>>39088114
i can be whatever she needs me to be

lumi has a cute mole on her right hand

I dreamt I saw Erina's naked tits.

>>39088117
>I´m not a capipp, I´m a gumi and a kfp, and when I mentioned to Lumi that Kiara is my kamioshi, she got jealous with me

>>39088160
/mans/ really isn’t that gay by 4chan standards.

>>39088114
it's for me, yes

werent we supposed to get two invaders?
who will be the other one besides nyaru?

Erina shouldn't stream this early

>>39088259
The mole is the reason she was initially hesitant to join Hand Connect (which at the time was just Lia).

Christmas is trash and I wish for misery and crushing solitude upon all of you

>>39088420
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

>>39088420
Femchama...

>>39088420
call your parents and apologize anon

>>39088405
nyaners

>>39088405
I wish all poachposters a happy go die.

>>39088405
phase friend and psycopath bonbi bonkers confirmed recruited for gen 3

>>39088420
Feel better champ? Want papa to make you french toast?

unless fishman is buying S-Pro Nyaru is definitely not joining phase.

It ain't Christmas until this banger rings

>>39088405
If Nyaru gets into phase i will start anti'ing the company.

>>39088713
This is the Phase anti general, retard. That barely counts as a threat.

>>39088405
Can you do your reps, anon?
Nyaru is not leaving Shirayuri.

>>39088713
You were supposed to have already done a flip, Henri.

>>39088713
>>39088767
???

Is Lumi GFE?

>>39088808
no

>>39088808
Is she a woman?

>>39088713
>>39088405
Nyaru doesn't want to leave Shirayuri. Probably because she doesn't want to abandon Yoro.

As much as fishman doesn't want to change those models I expect that hat will get changed.

Problem really is that there is nobody for Invaders who actually wants to join. And Gen 3 is not needed right now at all.

>>39088806
K I'm just going to walk into it. Nyaru already stated it's not her. You can dumpster dive through her Twitter for that statement.

>>39088806
Nyaru has said multiple times now that she isn't leaving ShirayuriPro, anon.
Your rrat is dead.

>>39088808
Lumi is the most GFE vtuber in phase

>>39088808
>streaming cutesy child games and zatsus about her daily activities
>doing handcam cutesy arts and craft shit that couples usually do
nah
not at all

>>39088859
>And Gen 3 is not needed right now at all.
Niji's shotgun approach is financially successful, fishman should try to copy that.

>>39088785
I'm Spooki, not Henri

>>39088879
so you are telling me there is another vtuber out there with pretty much the same outline?

>>39088902
I never did "arts and crafts" shit with my ex

>>39088945
was your ex trans?

>>39088945
well i did that with your ex instead

>>39088859
Gen3 would kill the company if it were released today. The audiences of the various talents overlap too much and introducing yet more talents to split the audience would ruin the growth of the rest of the company outside of Pippa.

For invaders PC needs streamers with established audiences that don't overlap much with PC audiences that would mesh well with the current PC audiences. That's a hard ask. There's a few that could fit but the question is whether or not they'd want to be shackled under Phase.

>>39088925
You know what? Yes, Nyaru is joining. There. Happy?

>>39088925
I'm telling you that it's probably one of fishman's premades.

>>39089002
hell yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBm3uj89VaI
Watch this wem

>>39088945
really? that's weird, your ex does them with me

>>39088925
It wasn't made for Nyaru. Fishman commissioned a whole load of models for a new gen, including ones that were rejected by Gen1/2.

Pippa on the application stream basically said Gen 3 was premade models and nobody was getting what happened with Erina.

It's literally the bargain bin gen of Phase Connect. And why rush this out when fishman won't deal with the existing overlaps? Do you want five more people streaming during Pippa hours?

Padoruchads winning as usual

>>39088945
Strange, I made macaroni art on your ex all the time.

>>39088983
That's the trouble is I think a lot of phase connect viewers watch multiple talents within phase. I know I've been watching a lot more phase when I used to be a holobrony.

>>39089035
https://phase-connect.com/day-16/

>>39089056
>Do you want five more people streaming during Pippa hours?
yes
pippa will explode sooner rather than later and i want to have more alternatives when that happens
also we have pretty long dead hours
maybe we could get some streamers in there

>>39088983
I'm pretty casual so I don't know who has given a definitive no, but some of Lumi's indie friends would probably be good poaches Grimmi invader would be pretty great

>>39089151
>Grimmi
Her VA work is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

FMBM
Thank you ma'am

[Lumi news] She's date raping herself

>>39089193
any examples?

>>39089151
onolumi poach when?

My wife Hime.

quantico loomie?

>>39088925
It's a gen 3 premade retard.

>>39089357
R

>>39089357
my rapist Rie