/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39030947
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>39031002
Amen.

/MANS/ should have a new rule that anybody replying to obvious bait has to post their pantsu as a batsu game to prevent threads like the last one.

>>39031002
Amen.

if Vesper doesn't appear in the chat for karaoke, i'll just assume he hates Altare and loves Magni.

>>39031002
Amen

>>39031002
AMEN
>>39030947
sauce: https://twitter.com/hou37707274/status/1603441111481356289

>>39031040
i like this rule. i wanna see if im alone with wearing cheap 10 dollar boyshorts

>>39030947
colored lashes T^T he looks so good

>>39031002
Amen.
>>39031040
Don't forget the timestamp.

>>39031040
we have different definitions of the word obvious

>>39030923
>vesper
Xcom, or at least w40k mechanicus
>magni
sonic dreams collection

>>39031119
god dammit now i wanna see mag play nights into dreams and rage over it

>>39031040
naughty boy you want to see my panties that much huh?

>>39030947 (me)
>>39031056
Thanks anon

>>39031040
No thanks. This general is already dangerously close to becoming /soc/.

>>39031119
the so called tranny game ff14

hehehehehe

>>39031104
niggers /here/ still fall for bait that calls altare regis, a good chunk of it is extremely obvious.

>>39031258
whore...

My littlebro/bf is doing a a karaoke later, don't miss it or ELSE

>>39031290
I still call him that
t. /mag/got

i wanna see the panties and boxers of /mans/!!!

REGIS LOVE

>>39031258
WHORE

>>39031300
Your little bro is looking awful temping, anon…

>>39031333
Yeah let’s make a discord and go there, you first anon!

>>39031391
built for ritual blood sacrifice

>>39031300
>My littlebro/bf
Why are you dating your little bro you incestuous fuck

>>39031430
hot

>>39031423
only if you promise your used unsmelly panties <3
quit crying of funposting

>>39031258
YOU FUCKIN WHOOA

>>39030778
But anon, I'm not here for that reason, I'm here because I like watching the boys...

>>39030923
I want a scuffed State of Decay stream from Leader, I love that game despite how cheap it is.

>>39031258
Mwah

>>39031196
hello brother

>>39031507
BLOODY LEADER SEX

>>39031196
is this… a fucking… chumventurer?

>>39030486
Thanks for doing my request drawfriend.
>>39030919
New game doko...?
>>39030941
I don't watch Mori unless she's in a collab with the boys but I will say that I've grown tolerant enough of her compared to before.

>>39030923
4x4 rocket league against the stars senpais
jobber kino

>>39031922
The existence of tempus has led to some of the most strange breeds...

>>39031904

We need to create a spreadsheet of the anons whose typing style matches their typing style on other sites. We will make /MANS/ great again.

>>39032124
STOP

>>39032124
There will be a wall?

Probably I wont be able to catch the karaoke live but I hope you guys have fun.

>>39032060
*flicks his forehead*

>>39032052
Cultakos and Chumventurers feel logical. Wtf are you though

>>39032060
I wanna bully him so bad…

>>39032186
chumventures? because they are blue? now that I think about it, I do like all blue vtubers from holo

How come there’s no baldtare face edit on the other tempus’

>>39032124
Dew it

>>39031904
foxxel 13...

>>39032124
I thought we already had one but i guess that anon was just bluffing in a futile attempt to stop the containment breaking

>>39032264
based

>>39032186
>Chumventurers
is it because altare's the closest thing to a star shota ?

>>39032124
I have 20 different alias, and only one of them is for talking abut vtubers, only on YouTube, and I'm not a containment breaker.
I'm very good abut my OpSec

you think vesper will like my rig /MANS/?

I still remember when me and another anon were imagining Tempus as a barbershop quartet and on the same week Leader started to push them to say goodbye as a barbershop quartet at the end of the collabs.
To this day the best evidence he's /HERE/

>>39032470
based and same

>>39032470
>a 3090 covered in a thick layer of dust
how the fuck did you accomplish this?

>>39032470
Anon, you'll have to tweet that to him right?
The >>39032124 anon will track you down, be careful.
Anyway, too dusty, please use the opportunity to clean it. I'm too lazy to open my computer

>>39032513
the best evidence any of them (Magni) are here is the legendary 'I hope you liked my debut' post and the 'post something on twitter in 10 minutes; post

>>39032470
mine looks like that as well kek

I see that now I have more brothers ITT, huh?

>>39032470
Did you killed a mummy in there?
>>39032513
Also when talking about potential card pack opening streams he read verbatim 4 card games posted here

>>39032595
god I hope no. I say any shit here just for the bit and nothing else

>>39032595
If with the 2nd part you're talking about the schedule post then that was me, and I was originally alluding to Leader's schedule. I just lucked that one of them actually posted the schedule around the time I estimated. kek

>>39032434
holy shit, it all makes sense

>>39032647
hello chumxelotl

>>39032688
after Magni's debut I replied to the 'I hope you liked my debut' post with 'post something on twitter in 10 minutes exactly if isreal' and he did within 5-10 seconds of error

>>39031196
>holoEN fan
>altventurer instead of vestie
nice joke

>>39032728
Oh, I think I missed that, I wasn't /HERE/ at the time of their debut because I was kinda nervous about the reactions...

>>39032681
oh yeah and Nowa literally mentioned 4chan by name and said he spent a lot of time on message boards

>>39032513
Never forget Altare outed himself as being /here/ by calling Vesper "Uncle Nowa" very early on in a tweet and when it was mentioned here, it was swiftly deleted.
He also said cheesed to meet you during the DBD collab when he nabbed Bae out of her hiding spot.

>>39033079
yep

>>39032647
According to one of your bros from the previous thread, they are all escaping from their own general, not sure whats going on but hope it gets better soon chumbie

I kinda like the idea that this general is kind of a safe house for when shit goes down, makes it feel like actual unity

>>39033079
I mean.. you could read that shit on chat while they are streaming and guess who is always looking at chat

>>39033079
tbf, he deletes all of his stream announcements tweets.

>>39033079
So aniki is the only one who hasn't been /here/ at one point or another?

There's all of this shrimp x tempus fanbases art now, I am suprised that people haven't drawn combination of the 4 boys fanbases.
Like a slime magmite or a bat axelotl. Of course the combination of all 4 is a tempura shrimp.

>>39033079
he usually deletes his stream live tweets

>>39033194
a magvestie...

>>39033079
uncle nowa and nowa oji was typed in their chats a lot

>>39033189
he didn't recognize us on the tele during NGO so I'm guessing not

Your 100% honest thoughts on Magmites?

>>39033079
I think is just a concidence. Axel called Vesper as Nowaoji before this tweet.

>>39033194
>Of course the combination of all 4 is a tempura shrimp.
wrong, the combination of all 4 Tempus fanbases is ___me__

>>39033189
>mogged

>>39033194
how would an altxelotbeat look like

>>39033280
I was always afraid of Magni x Magmites dynamic, but never thought it would get to that point. I hope it's salvageable.

>>39033282
Leader hands typed this.

>>39033189
he's /there/
>>39033247
I wouldn't out myself.
Neither did Mori and she used to hang out on /mu/

>>39033189
Aniki brought up "Nowa-oji" from 5ch though

>>39033280
They’re fine, because I’m not insane enough to blame a whole fanbase for a couple of schizos. Hopefully Magni grows more comfortable with them again soon.

>>39033308
with the ears maybe? like a 6 ears on total

I think Vesper needs to know just how much I love him during our off collab, yes?

>>39033246
Altare has always made it a point to call him by "Vesper" and never other nicknames

otsukras
https://twitter.com/bakutwice/status/1596495281352122370

>>39033440
how are you planning to show your love, leader?

>>39033194
holoEN fans are just more desperate to make hololive on topic, I have seen some a while back.

>>39033376
Anon, you didn't have to die young like this.

>>39033421
But 5chan is even used by normies in Japan, it's almost like a common forum for every japanese, it's not the same as here

>>39033436
It'd have been fine if was just a couple of schizos, but it was more like 20+

>>39033246
it was like third second stream ever and the 'Nowa' spelling hadn't spread out of jpbro usage at that point

>>39033194
hmmmm now thats something to think on

>>39033475
leader’s embarrassment… so cute…

>>39033532
Thank you, I hate that thing

>>39033531 (me)
the third*

>>39033471
Altare was testing different names on them early on though

>>39033280
I hate them.

>>39033532
Too cute I wanna eat it

>>39033580
np!!! character design is not my passion!!

>>39033531
...his own genmate is a jpbro

>>39033532
I don't know what I'm looking at

>>39033630
aniki never called him 'uncle nowa'

>>39033662
altare is too gaijin to say nowaoji

>>39033662
What the fuck do you think Nowa oji means?

>>39033194
>Like a slime magmite
here's your slime magmite, bro

>>39033662
he only uses "Nowa-Oji" when responding to jpbro messages and supas, he will normally only call him "pops" if he doesn't say "Vesper"

>>39033712
>>39033715
he had literally called him Nowaoji maybe one time at that point, this was one of the first tempus collabs

>>39033731
is that.... a fucking almite

>>39033731
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a tempura shrimp with all combined features... imaagine...

>>39033194
tempura final form
https://twitter.com/AoiMinami05/status/1593710745078083584

>>39033532
I think it looks cool

>>39033731
>filename
kekking

>>39033823

>>39033823
I actually don't like the name tempura...

>>39033863
>noose

>>39033897
I like it because it sounds a lot like the plural of tempus.

>>39033897
silly name fits jobber guild

>>39034048
>tempora
There it is, that's what tempus fans should actually be called

axel syrios

Does /mans/ pays full attention during streams or does something while listening?
Lately I've been painting minis while listening

If they had balls they would call us tempussies.

>>39034333
they picked Tempura because they just can't stop talking about food

Maan what's up with drawanons on twitter, I need more Axel art, feels like the others get more. ToT

>>39034563
they named us after something they actually want to eat.

>>39034531
If it requires my full attention I will watch, otherwise I listen, or just have it as background noise
I use Magni's loopstation streams to then use my own gear and make something to play along with his music

time to practice some karaoke before the stream

>>39034563
Bro women would hate that

>>39034531
cooking, cleaning, and drawing. the boys help my adhd ass sit down and get things done

>>39034531
Depends on the stream, if it's a zatsu I'll often throw it on my phone and have it on top of my desk while doing something else. Utawakus are great to provide OST for some gaming if it's not my first time playing it. Game streams make for awful background noise, however, I'd rather skip those than have them on while doing something else. Those are either full attention or nothing.

>>39034685
don't strain your voice too hard leader!

>>39033521
leader with earmuffs, leader with earmuffs!! kawaii~

>>39034867
what about axel's apex streams

>>39035007
Full attention if I catch them live, skip the vods.

>>39035007
NTA but if I catch them live I will watch them since I'm a forever Diamond Player with no friends to help me push the Master/Pred lever
If I miss I just check the timestamps or clips of the spicy spicy heeheehahas.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS

>>39035007
nta but I treat them as zatsus and only watch when they're in combat

I hope Leader sings some cool songs, I can't take sadboy songs anymore, give me something I can excitedly sing along.

>>39035627
>he doesn't drunkenly singscream sad song with his bros at 4 am
NGMI

https://privatter.net/i/6995493
ToT new food!!!

>>39035627
BARARAIKA

New grandsopor Altnowa porn, lads
https://twitter.com/grandsopor/status/1603531750042632192

>>39035627
what is it with koreans and their love for sadboy music

>>39035745
You see, I actually DO that, but I can't if Leader is all sweet and sad singing it. Now give me some drunk Magnoir singing sad songs and I'm all in for it.

>>39035752
ToT

>>39035760
>Leader is never gonna sing sad japanese songs that actually are fun to sing and listen to.

>>39035752
Don't think I'd ever let a vampire suck my dick

>>39035982
wym the risk only makes it hotter

>>39035982
Weak.

>>39035627
I enjoyed his last karaoke where he sang Take on Me, but he's still pretty self-conscious about his singing and living with his family doesn't help. You could always leave a comment about it

>>39035950
leader, please, throw the weebs a bone

>>39036056
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment

>>39036056
Yeah, Take on Me was a nice addition to his repertoire, hoping that he adds some Abba and Bee Gees too kek

>>39030947
Hooded Altare is so cool

>>39035745
sadboy songs are the most creatively bankrupt form of musical expression and I would much rather sing blues

I hope magni likes magmites

Take on Me was a kino surprise, his singing during guitar prac has been really fun too

i hope magni's happy today... maybe nowa will join in again so he won't have to force himself to interact with chat and he'll be happy...

>>39036056
>>39036121
as a fan i really think he should be less self-conscious and not open up about things like that, it's unprofessional. he should seek out therapy for his issues >_<

>>39036121
GET AWAY YOU WHORE AIEEEEE NOT LIKE THAT

>>39031002
Amen.

>>39036303

>>39036297

>>39031040
I agree.

>>39036295
watch Nowa not comment or anything during Altare's karaoke but join in VC and comment during Magni's stream...

>>39036375

>>39036375
There's no need to doompost altare, you are a beloved member of tempus

>>39036481
the NTR week never ended....

>>39036375
I'm such a sucker for the one sided pining trope even if it's just fujobait

>>39031040
Going by recent events I don't think that counts as punishment

>>39036375
I mean, I’m not really expecting Magni or Vesper to be there. Maybe Axel if he’s not busy.

>>39036481
AAAAAAAAA A FUCKING ALTMITE

Hello

>>39032124
You can't stop me

>>39032009
I forgot about Rocket League. Yeah it'd work. I'd rather they play different games against StarsJP rather than just L4D2 again and again.

>>39036610
AIIIIEEEE

>>39036674
Who are those in the background?

>>39032470
I'm going to cry.

>>39036731
(You)

>>39036731
It looks like Calli, Kiara, and Marine?

>>39036610

>>39033194
>I will never have a tempura edit

>>39036800
wait, really? why?

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>39033280
Depends. Discordmites deserve the rope. Everyone else is cool.

Leader is on the telly guys

Maybe I'll know more than two songs this time

>>39036954
Be the change you want to be in the world anon
>>39036674
It's missing the next regret scene, it would be in character

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBY4-KOhi3E

>>39036954
Maybe until ame feels like walking dingo again on another big collab

>>39033280
I like to pretend that 5 subhuman discord-dwellers with a simultaneous inferiority and savior complex represent the entire community so I hate them

gomennasorry frens i dont think ill get another somewhat serious drawing done tonight
6 moar left
time to snooze to leaders lullabies

>>39037057
I thought it was unrelated and had girls in it so I ignored it... I see now, I may be very dumb.

NO FUCKING WAY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

tab closed

SNAIL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Snailtare...

????

>Snailtare
AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT MOVES

KEK

time for slow songs karaoke

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's fucking rigged

I FUCKING HATE SNAILTARE

this bit sucks

Why did someone rig this MONSTRUOSITY. It eeks me too much, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS

I had the feeling he was gonna use it lmao kino

>>39037216
kek

What did I step into?

someone put baldtare on it

>>39037258
YOU suck and i'm gonna hurt you

those eyes tho

fucking kek

HES ALREADY JOBBING

I can't believe Altare fucking died

>>39037258
Somewhat but it's something

lol wtf

A FUCKING SNAILTARE

Why do the superchats have decorations, is that a thing you can do?

pretty based

SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING SALT

I love this idiot

I love snailtare

can he sing that cyberpunk song that plays in the radio and the anime?

I love snailtare and I'll beat anyone to death that dares to insult him

>See You Again
Altnowa...

>altare’s angelic voice coming from that stupid fucking snail
I CAN’T TAKE THIS

I accept him singing sad songs as a snail.

>he continues to job

IT'S CANON NOW

HE IS JOBBING SO HARD

Altare jobbing at karaoke...sasuga

>>39037353
its new maybe? Just loaded the Supa menu and the design is already baked in

bruh...
HOW DO YOU JOB A KARAOKE LMAO

>>39037395
snailtare stinky

SLUGTARE

>>39037463
naked WHORE

You should've asked Nowa to sing the black man part.

HAHA HES NAKED

naked...

HE WAS NAKED
NUDE DOGEZA ALTARE STREAM

AIEEEE HE'S NAKED

>>39037463
I thought he said Slutare...

JESUS THE FACE
HOLY KEK

Altare already got his 2.0 huh

I can't take Joji anymore, every fucking karaoke

Leader made his own vtuber model, I kneel.
What the fuck, why he sounds so hot today

>>39037353
May be a christmas thing

Altare is somehow sluttier as a snail

>>39037567
quick tell catalog

Why is his mouth transparent when even using a new model?

>>39037568
Please don't tell me it's all sadboy shit

He should sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDt9a0q3P0

>>39036610
yesterday we had a calli karaoke now is leaders turn!!

altnowa....

WHY IS SO WELL RIGGED

>>39037567
>got his 2.0
Stars really is Yagoo's precious baby.

>>39037463

The way it's sliding back and forth is so fucking funny

>>39037645
its only been one song so far, calm down

the snail is so goofy i love my goofy leader

>>39037694
SALT

>>39037689
because cover incompetent hands didn't touch it

>>39037704
He's going forwards

>>39037647
kek

The way it smiles is killing me kek

his tiny eyes...

>outfuckingskilled_slugtare.png

sing duvet

>>39037694
WHORE

Yo spreadsheet anon
if you are alive, mark all the people sending 3 emotes at the time :)

>>39037755
>>39037797
Soooo many meme potentials...

>>39037694
POGGERS

>>39037822

I wonder if leader will sing something other than sad boy songs and ballads some day

what if you cut this snail with a knife a bit?

there's too much reverb honestly

>>39037743

His technique has improved but he still relies on his falsetto a lot.

>>39037896
You get two snailtares

>>39037899
he should lend some of it to axel

ENTER MAGNI

>>39037755
>>39037797
please someone gif it as Snail Bop

Naah, I'm just listening to the audio, going through my work stuff that's due this morning and having a good time. Sorry Leader, but Snailtare filters me...

oh yeah I forgot Magni had a snail fetish

So this will be my first Baldtare edit...

I'm enjoying the serious critiques happening in this thread despite what's happening on screen

what did magni say? I missed it

ENTER MAGLORD (HE HATES YOU MAGMITES)

LEADER A WHORE

ALMOND ISRAEL

>>39037934
Will it change someday?

Magni loves Snailtare

>>39038050
something something get a coach

>>39038066
He loves Snailtare more than the magmites....

the face of a killer

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1603545110704070656

HE LOVES HIM

Where is Vesper? Why isn't he saying anything?

>>39038010
Eeltare...

DON'T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT ALTARE HASN'T RELEASED HIS SECOND COVER YET

this is how you get back at antis, sasuga blue man

>vesper ignoring altare for magni
>altare steals magni away by becoming a snail
man ntr doujinshis have to get creative huh

>>39038123
pride hort

>song has some interesting connotations
What?

>>39038021

>>39038126
This is some greek myth BS

>>39038165
Isn't because of the Cyberpunk Ending?

>>39038175
kek

I'M A SNAIL MAN

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>39038199
kek

Snail man...

hmmmmmm

>>39038175
that's for the magmites in chat

Regis Altare "The Holostar" is now Regis Altare "Snailman"

>>39038165
It's become associated with the Elongated Muskrat

snail..man...

Won't he get bonked for changing the lyrics? Like, both Magni and Axel seemed very scared by it.

Wait a minute... his face...

>>39038107
Who cares about the old man, HE IS A SNAIL MAAAN

>>39038291
Since it's unarchived I don't think he cares

>>39038291
its unarchived so i dont think it matters

Someone should make a gif out of this

>>39038291
?? Why would he?
Ame substitutes half of the lyrics for "Ame" and hololive related stuff in her karaoke streams

>>39038291
he might funnily enough

>>39038291
Ame does it literally every fucking karaoke with half the songs

>>39038258
>translucent shell
WHORE

>>39038291
he's the holostar

I love my boyfriend Altare very much!!!

>>39038435
fuck off, Maguni

>>39038294
Why it feels like I have seen it before?

Oh, ok, I can dig some The Weeknd.

that bass FUCKS

>future funk
BASED

>>39038435
>my boyfriend
I suppose we'll have a problem since I don't like sharing

im so used to listening to this song in japanese, this is so weird.

Casual Ragus watcher here, what is with the Snail form? is it a inside joke?

>>39038510
Isn't future funk faster?

>>39038579
ye

>>39038510
that's City Pop you dunce

>>39038510
>>39038590
Yeah, I'd say this is more citypop

>>39038590
sorry I made a mistake, this is city pop. I got it confused.

This song is making my heart feel a certain way.....what is this feeling....?

Why does Snailtare have better rigging than my oshi

OUT OF SLIME

>>39038579
Not even an inside joke, it's his joke only, we just follow suit without understanding too.

>>39037929

>out of slime
this dumb goofball

KINO

His big :D is sending me

>>39038674
what a cute dork

>>39038654
because your oshi is black

>>39038640
HE'S GOING TO GRADUATE!

>>39038579
Yeah, it's a joke from his Minecraft stream where he just randomly took 25 minutes to draw himself as a snail on stream for...some reason

>getting slimed by leader
ToT

>>39038723
yeah, me

it makes me happy how the setlists for both axel and altare get longer and longer the more time passes, makes it feel nostalgic when they could only sing 5 songs on debut

>>39038579
he drew this snail out of nowhere during a minecraft stream
and it evolved into an inside joke

>>39038640
either melancholy or going to sleep after criying

:(

>>39038654
Maybe if she was a snail her rigging would be good too.
I think everyone should be a snail.

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

WHERE IS THAT WHORE WHO MADE MY OSHI GO :(
ILL KILL HER

Ok, ok, this playlist is not so bad.

I like Ed Sheeran

His face is somehow sovl

>>39038843
Glimps of us was a bit of a rough start tbqh

>>39038828
t. most sane altventurer

>>39038677
EEEK

>>39038828

>>39038799
Holosnail EN

>>39038966
>It's over

Leader making bad puns and shilling the boys, sasuga

>>39038828

>>39038966
Wrong! This snail is deceased.

GO LEADER GO

>>39039035
SEEEEEX

>>39036674
I hate hetshippers

>>39039078
EEEEEKK

>>39039078
K

sheeran suits him

>>39039078
E

I-is the background moving?

>>39039078
E

>wait for me to snail home
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Everytime he makes a stupid snail pun I smile, this is the weirdest shit ever

>>39039086
CRY

>>39039154
Take that back. Leader isn't that bad.

>>39039078
E

>>39039078
P

>>39039180
I'll be a snail's uncle, it IS moving

>>39039230
He's so cringekino

>>39039078
A

Why does Snailtare have ears...

>>39039078
Good shit anon

Idc what anyone says this is some kino shit

>>39039078
R

:)
:D
:)

>>39039311
How can he do a karaoke if he can't hear?

the fucking snail puns kek

>>39039357
Leader? You are supposed to be singing get out of 4ch!