/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Tempus are all good lads

>>39020069
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

TEMPUS LOVE

>>39020092
Amen.

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

>>39019999
NTA but I also feel it wouldn't be blessings because Axel wants to do something that hasn't done before. Doing another Blessing cover is the opposite of that.

TEMPUS LOVE

>>39020069 (me)
sauce: https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1571095955033968640

>>39020151
Nowa love!!! ToT

>>39020175
Axel still have like 4 projects in the works

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

if any cover is coming, is gonna be probably from DECO*27 ...

>>39020092
Amen.

What would an original song from each of the boys be like?

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>39020151
>why is nowa so cute
because hes an autistic ojisan and my soon to be wife

>>39020092
>>39020246
>>39020301
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.

>>39020198
That looks like some Dragon Ball's volume cover, just needed some weird car design like Toriyama's.

NOWA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojNmTtscl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojNmTtscl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojNmTtscl8

>>39019999
They're just delusional thinking that Tempus is gonna cover something with StarsJP any time soon, especially with uproar who hasn't covered anything with anyone outside of their own gen (and if they do, they should do it first with the rest of StarsJP out of respect)

>>39020288
Leader sadboi...

>>39020288
Altare- sad ballad
Vesper- folksy ballad
Axel- idol pop
Mag- terrifying mashup of idol pop, country, and EDM. there will be a rap break for no reason.

>>39020388
>when he sees the magcock

>will do ANYTHING for alcohol

SE MUEVE

>>39020250
Hibana please, I would love to hear a cover of that song.

what is that purple blob emote in vesper's chat?

SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE
SI SE MUEVE
>NO SE MUEVE

Se mueve

>>39020288
I feel like a Magni original would be something like Lemon Demon in tone.
Actually, I want to hear him cover Lifetime Achievement Award, now. It fits his character.

>>39020381
Uproar recently covered a song with their senpai, didn't they?

Altho i'm not someone who support the numbers shenanigans, do you anons think Vesper will do something for 200k?, he is getting close to it

>>39020491
They did? Anyways, I don't see it happening yet

>>39020375
NOWA LOVE

>>39020431
Tell the sad stabbing story for this bourbon

>>39020474
:VESCheer:

>>39020381
>out of respect
Fuck off

>>39020530
Praying that altare will talk him into an unarchived celebration karaoke

I missed grandpa uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

THE GIFT

Why is his mic so low EVERY TIME

>>38962469
>>38962491
I see, thank you for explaining.

>>39020537
rio was in one of izuru's covers recently, why bother bringing it up if you haven't even done your reps?

>>39020327
had I known someone would save my shitty meme I would have used something better than the phone version of MSpaint kek I'm sorry

>>39020381
>(and if they do, they should do it first with the rest of StarsJP out of respect)
wtf is this slut talking about

Why can this old man not figure out how to use his microphone

>>39020431
>vestieyumes lure vesper into a van with free liquor and camping gear

>>39020573
oh god you can barely make out the details

>>39020537
Then shut up

>he didn't see Altare's gift
altnowa dead...

>>39020768
HE HATES HIM

He didn't even acknowledge the chest Altare left for him...

he missed leader's gift... oh no

What is chat talking about?

>>39020803
it doesn't matter to Altare... this will just make the off collab rape even worse....

>>39020824

Someone tell him

>>39020855
Please, someone, make this our next OP kek

that's me. im the cat.

>>39020676
i understand the feeling when my silly little art is reposted here but dont apologize, i love this stupid edit as it is

He read me twice in a row, sorry anons

>>39020069
>Vesper is being followed by his cat
He's talking too much about his real life. I will leave feedback at the end of the stream about how that makes me uncomfortable.
t.magmite

>>39020932
I don't remember writing this

>Vesper purposefully ignoring Altare's chest
correction needed...

Is UUUU breaking containment?

>>39021117
If you write it exactly like that it counts as Baneposting which is on-topic for Vesper

>>39021058
my theory is that he thinks is the one that was always there

>>39021136
What about UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

>>39021143
Probably lol I hate him

>he designed it so hot bubbly fluid would be going up and down his shaft
OF COURSE

>>39020768
>>39020814
relax niggers, he just came back to the game

The tower is so fucking tall kek

>Altare left me a gift back in the house? Ah ok, I didn't see it
>continues to climb up and ignore it
ALTNOWA IS FUCKING DEAD

>>39021183
Its an honest mistake, especially him playing the game so much before that stuff just mixes into the background

shaft covered thanks vesper my man

>>39021259
altnowa isnt dead until Altare says it is

Aweee

why isn't he wearing the glasses?

>>39021259
They're Vega and Altair, Altnowa will never be dead.

>>39020982
you know people can check poster comment history on mobile, right?

>>39021259
Altare really likes to give gifts, maybe he shouldn't give them as often? It kind of devalues it.

NOWA IS DEAD UUUUUUUUUUUU

Vesper committed suicide live!!!!!

>>39021351
Dude, that's not how it works.

ENTER GHOST

Why is the semen demon ghost seducing my gramps?

Rio saw this nigga commit a looney tunes ass death

>>39021432
>>39021456
He was already there lol
So they had a tiny chat before he started the stream.

Altare forcing Vesper to use his penis...

HE SAW ALTARE'S COCK ToT

if it was Dez he would've started tearing up and laughing.
altnowa dead...

>>39021551
Can't believe he's letting his side hoe distract him from his soul mate

>>39021380
>>39021389
vampires can't die you stupid fu

>>39021551
Yeah he'd have reacted more enthusiastically for sure...

Altare....

>>39021487
Yeah okay but why is he seducing my gramps? Why is he trying to chupado him? He's trying to make my grapes lose his wizard powers

He is 100% losing that pickaxe in the nether

>>39021636

Oh, great, it's another stream of YouTube Chat Plays Minecraft

>>39021663
You never noticed before that Rio is going for the Tempus harem route?

i'm so happy that gramps is streaming minecraft

>>39021765
No I'm just shitposting kek

bet if it was that whore Dez, you'd still be talking about the gift huh...

>>39021663
Didn't Nowa say in the stream where he is reading Rio's tweets that he was the member that approached him and talked to him the most? I think he is just super nice to his kouhai.

>>39021746
>doesn't close the chat during the stream
couldn't be me

>he was watching when both of Altare's pandas died
oh

>>39021890
Unless I can close Nowa's chat your comment makes no difference.

>>39021814
I feel sad for altare, he just wants love

>>39021965
he is literally asking chat what does he need to build the elevator and go to the nether angry-chama

Ecchi na Nyan Chan claimed axel's house

>>39022037
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>39022013
nowa's too autistic... there's no cure for it...

Why do I actually feel sad for Altare? What the fuck is wrong with me?

>what is a squeeb
I fucking hate vesplings

>>39022057
Antigone (Vesper's female cat) is now the owner of Axel's Minecraft house due to squatter's rights

>"What is a squeeb?"
Saplings...

>>39022122
Because you're a schizo who takes your ship way too seriously I can relate

I jwu. was his reaction to the gift that bad lmao

Don't hate us uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>39022203
all he did was replace his old axe with Altares. He's using it now. He noticed the name but he couldn't react to it kek

>>39022218
I promise I won't hate you but only if you come join me on my white van.

>>39022122
blue hair never wins, simple as

>>39022122
Don't let it get too much to your head. Vesper has always been like this and Altare knows it too for sure.
>>39022203
He was a bit more focused on how good the pickaxe was and its using it now. We are just being a bit dramatic here kek

I think Altare is just gonna have to rape Vesper to show him how much he loves him !!!! sorry vesties !!!

i feel like altare's minecraft streams have spoiled me way too much, i cant watch nowa's gameplay

>>39022172
What the actual fuck is a Squeeb and why do people keep regurgitating HoloEN memes in Tempus chat as if everyone would get them?

Vesplings ARE real but they still can't hurt you because they are weak and pathetic (just like me fr fr)

>>39022218
Can't even stop breaking containment just kys for Vesper

>>39022381
Tourists used to never leaving the Holobox.

>>39022381
not too sure whats wrong with EOP. Glad Vesper didn't entertain that shit.

>>39022341
it is actually crazy how good altare is at streaming minecraft and making it consistently entertaining and fun. i still think about how he streamed it for 12 hours straight and i watched the WHOLE time

>>39022341
Same
Also Nowa's minecraft streams are extra autistic

>>39022381
Squeeb is the sound the pigmen make.

>>39022381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxiqDn2xaH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI7jG4GVZ8

>*cums on you*
what do?

>>39022485
>>39022509
Is that literally it, why do saplings repeat that even when there are no pigmen involved then?

>>39022341
I just get anxious watching him because im afraid he's going to die all the time lol

why does Susan hate EU

>>39022341
He's a beginner that has too many voices in his head telling him what to do.
Also, this feels like watching Mori playing MC in the beginning, all we need is for him to somehow blow up Leader's house and feel very guilty

>>39022525
*licks it off slowly while staring into your eyes*

is there an edit of nowa with the "please be patient i have autism" hat on

THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN ARE INVADING

Vesties this you kek?

>>39022341
vesper is just really new

>I'll let altare handle it
Is this the other Tempus slogan?

>no glasses
insert sad cat image

>>39022535
to make (you) mad
yes
only (you)

>>39022613
i've been trying to find a transparent png of the hat but i cant find one. if you can link one, I can cook up an edit.

>>39022714

I am getting the impression that Vesper does not like playing Minecraft lol

>more excited to see books than Altare's gift
KEK

>>39022167
>>39022172
>>39022381
go to your thread then, why are you here?
tried the gift reaction already, didn't work and now goes for the le vesplings bad KEK

En star server is more advanced than the EN server WTF.

>>39022730
have fun

>>39022696
>magni kills a couple of people due to an experiment gone wrong
>eh, let altare deal with it
>axel breaks ecchi na neechan's heart for an ecchi-er na neeechan
>eh, let altare deal with it
>vesper sucks some guy dry
>eh, let altare deal with it
Is he some kind of janitor?

>>39022613
take this mspaint shit, im on my phone

>>39022834
I'll use whatever dumbass meme I want where I want, cry about it.

>>39022696
kek i'd say so

>>39022849
>>39022613

CUTE GRANDPA

>>39022869
I'll take it; thanks, anon!

>>39022846
You know who to thank.

>>39022525
*cums on you too*

>>39022854
massive janny vibes

what the fuck is this? did altare make it?

>when vesper finds altare's sweatshop

Holy shit I've missed so many Altare MC streams...

>>39022997
Obviously

>vesper is realizing altare is a schizo for real right now

>>39022341
I rewatch Altare's Minecraft vod for the panting...

he wants to let them go lmao

>Vesper casually reveals that he's spent time in prison

>Vesper was once a slave in a cage, complete with water dripping down on his head
?????

>dark place
>water dripping
>underground
HE WAS IN A COFFIN

>>39023058
me too

NOWA GOT STABBED IN THE JAIL

Vesper is black rrat confirmed

>>39023100
Office cubical.

>>39023098
the sad shanking story...

vesper was a fletcher kept in a prison in a water dripping cave in a former life

Is this where he got stabbed..?

>Vesper is a villager rights activist
The one black mark I can put on his record.

>>39023098
>>39023100
it's called open space office and assigned the spot under the A/C anons...

Vesper becoming more and more scared of Altare's schizo mannerisms... altnowa status...

>but I don't want to steal his warts
LEADER HAS STDS

Well vesper isn't black, that's it for that

>Prison
Wut?

>>39022846
to be fair the other EN server does have two different book depos, and all those random farms, so they're about equal atm. Other EN also has colored wool farms so perhaps they're even ahead a bit.

>>39023173
Oh I've lived that life, complete with A/C dripping and all. Just didn't draw the connections since I wasn't thinking about that

What was that prison thing that Altare made? I'm not into minecraft at all, but it looked quite disturbing lmao

>.Magni mention
he's obsessed

Ghastmi Dezmond

Retarded troon discord and Twitter users want vesper to be black so much because all that matters to them is race, they don't care about the character of the person as long as you're a minority that makes you good or bad. They also have never been exposed to actual black people so they think deep voice = black fucking retards

Des literally does make that noise

>>39023277
Villagers are assigned jobs and they get random trade tables. He has them isolated so they can't move/wander off/get killed and are sorted based on what they sell. It's the only way to get mending books basically and it's the most valuable enchantment in the game

>>39023323
this anon is new to shitpost
pls be patient

>>39023323
the only place people speculate about his race is /here/, have you taken your meds anon?

>>39023323
Jesus Christ anon, get some help.

leader's veiny cock...

>>39023323
go back to /pol/ if you're going to seethe about identity politics

>>39023347
Ohhhh, now I get it. Had to Google some terms, but it all makes sense. Thank you, anon, have a nice day

>>39023174
somewhat fed. but i still believe altare's efforts will not be in vain.

if MAGNI made the torture cellar i’m sure you would think it was funny

>>39023400
i want to gag on it

>>39023580
leader....the wedding was 5 years ago...

>>39023323
bro it's not that serious, just enjoy the anime man on the screen

>>39023580
fr fr

>>39023323
No one seriously believes he is black. It’s just fun when he reveals a new hobby or story so we can say “NOT BLACK CONFIRMED”

>it takes alot of effort to breed and kidnap that many
To the average minecraft player, those words don't phase them. But to an outsider, it is pretty messed up.

ANVIL CONSUMED

>1 hour streams
What the fuck, is he still in timeout?

>Pick Astley broke
altnowa is fucking dead

>You freed all my villagers? Haha that’s really funny Ves. Of course I’m not mad haha *pop pop pop*

This man's never touching Minecraft aga-Oh crisis adverted

>>39023323
thanks for the laugh, mindbroken retard

>>39023580
One is the guild Pyscho one is the guild Clown

>>39023731
Villagers exist to be subjected to the most inhumane conditions physically possible. Magni has a fucking torture chamber.

>>39023799
They're just going to have a really long chat in person and everything will be fine again. Don't worry about why Vesper's back is bleeding again

oh fuck vesper is learning the grief.

(Me) and Leader sitting under the Stars
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1603470559530127375

>>39023580
Magni does it for the hee hees and the ha has
Altare does it for pleasure

>>39023893
shell anon?

>>39023893
the fucking snail

>>39023893
That a big, fat fuck altventu-
>>39024065
>Checks again
OH GOD IT IS THE FUCKING SNAIL

>>39023893
Snailtare, Snailtare, give me the Snailtare!!
https://youtu.be/oeTTuaBCy80?t=804

>>39024161
Here you have it

>>39024201
AIIIEEEEEEEEE

>there has to be a better way to farm magma blocks
yeah, it's called "asking altare to do it for you"

old man wanted to watch the Diablo IV announcement and retards stopped him
KYS

>>39023323
nigga shut yo dumbass up

HE HATES (You)

ToT he hates us

>>39024284
I want a talented cute twink that’s obsessed with me at my beck and call :(

>>39024341
He's just going to be disappointed

>>39024284
He would rather ask magni than you leader, you need to accept it, its over...

>>39024463
vesper is so lucky and he doesn't even know...

>>39023893
This guy's sense of everything reminds me of a child, incredibly cringe-but the cutest thing in the universe for the very same reason.

>>39024528
he will get those magma blocks in 2 years if he asks magni

>I'm bad, but I aint no quitter

>>39024613
this is why he gets so many shota comparisons /here/...

>>39024463
Life is so unfair :(

HE HASN'T SEEN THE POSTERS

Don't make the man look at reddit live on stream

reddit...

>meme review

>>39024879
too late…

see
when you gate keep, other will just break that wall
in this case was it reddit, good job anons!

faggot

Kill yourself Geron

>>39021171
That’s 25U
4U = for you = Bane

oh no.
Vesper is being tainted

Vesper looking at porn live....

What the hell did he see??

>>39025020

>>39025008
I can't believe he is DSPing himself on stream

>>39025046
ayo what the fuck

>>39025046
ToT

>>39025020
my dick

>>39025020
my ass

Vesper's shaft is covered..

>>39024962
>>39024975
What is?

>>39025046
>>39025020
>>39025135
>>39025174

>>39025253

>>39025253
>scissor me vesper
So it’s true vesper has a va

>>39024975
>>39024962
ON MY SPREADSHEET NOW
GOING THROUGH THE ARCHIVE
LOOKING AT MY MOBILE APP TO SEE WHO Anonymous IS!!

PEN15

>>39025300
shit take, BBS is better

>>39025342
>>39025372
That an Ame cosplayer if it make it any better holding the other one

>>39025372
KH2 is the best one, faggot

POSSIBLE BIRTHDAY KARAOKE

>MIGHT sing on his birthday
>won't if he doesn't believe in himself.
I hope things end up well, but I have a big feeling his birthday call is if he properly sets them up will be more hype

he told us this already

drinking stream.... whore Vesper returns..

>>39025393
>kh2 gameplay: XXXXXXXXX triangle XXXXXXXXXX triangle triangle
>bbs gameplay: thunder dodge, shotlock, cure, deck command, absorb block, combat style and finish command

It's over...

>>39025486
If he follows altare's lame example and skips the totsu, I will be so disappointed

creepypasta menshi stream tomorrow... i need to see if Nowa's writing style is really as cringe as he says it is.

kek he didn't rt or like the posters

>>39025737
he'll do a totsu because it's tradition and he'd be too worried about disappointing senpais not to. altare just isn't doing one because he hates talking to people

>>39025768
fuck, he did...

>>39025756
altare WILL use that creepypasta for his T3 stream

>>39025390
>AEW founded by a b unch of weebs
>Anxious Millenial Cowboy a username in stream

Ok so who is Kenny Omegas Oshii?

>>39025847
Nowa

Will anyone ever like Altare the same way he likes them?

>>39026026
Kobo does...

>>39026067
Except when she says he's not her real brother and that she prefers Axel.

>>39026026
me

>>39026114
but anon he doesn't know you at all so he doesn't like you

I have this board and other anti's to thank for making Altare my favorite. I'm a sucker for underdogs and he grew on me fast.

>>39026026
astel does

>>39026026
>why doesn't anyone ever cheer for me?

>>39026026
Blue Gang maybe? Lol, rpr also seems to arguably like him more.

>>39026026
RPR but he doesn't like RPR lmao

>>39026247
Leader...

>>39026269
The way rpr behaves around leader was so unexpected.

Do people really dig through the archive just to doxx someone on these threads and harass them?
Why?

the most one sided ship of all time...why am i so obsessed with it...

>>39026209
that's a recipe for short lived affection
the same happened to me 2 years ago, it's not sustainable

>>39026209
Altare is my favorite because he plays video games. His gungeon streams were so fucking comfy and it was just the morning pick me up i needed at work.

>>39026393
We are not the same.

>>39026369
Do I need to collect all the timestamps of Vesper's doting on Altare to end this once and for all

>>39026393
As long as he doesn't become complacent, it should be fine.

>>39026489
Please do, I need some encouragement that Vesper doesn't hate him

>>39026489
If you can, please. I'm legit going schizo here

>>39026489
do it. I need some food.

>>39026489
It's just some anons fantasies, don't worry about it jfc

>>39026247
I know I'm a parasocial schizo but the way he said that with real frustration in his voice actually made me a little sad, man. He can act like a cocky brat but it's true that he's always the only person rooting for himself while everyone else wants to see him get his ass kicked.

>>39026026
Altventurers. They have an oshi that loves them...

>>39026622
I don't think there's anything schizo in wanting to see some appreciation for someone who always does the most

>>39026676
That's true

I think Altare deserves to take a week off.

>>39026320
Yeah, it was oddly sweet seeing someone try so hard to get Altare's attention for once. My fujo brainrot is making me wonder if he saw Altare's reaction to metal Oga during the Stars concert on Twitter or something recently.

>>39026929

>>39026929

Fell asleep while watching Minecraft, had a dream that Nowa was real and my coworker. Then I got into a car cash and died.
What does this mean

>>39026930
Might be why riptare may be the closest thing to a ship for me in tempus, it's a change of pace to see someone be attentive to Altare for once

ANIKI I KNOW THAT YOU, ASWELL AS ALL AUSSIES ARE /HERE/. THIS MUSIC BETTER BE GOOD OR I WILL FUCKING cry really loudly BECAUSE THIS LACK OF STREAMS HURTS ME

/MANS/ - Regis Altare Appreciation General

>>39027114
I really hope they collab one-on-one eventually, RPR REALLY wanted to... Altare even started opening up to him at the end there...

>>39021551
sausage?

AIEEEE what happened to /MANS/!!!

>>39027548
we told you to take your meds
it's too late now

Vesper gives me the impression that he is taking for granted Altare's presence and the things he does for the group. Like how he is the one handling certain perms, how Nowa asked him to look for the Mario Party with 50 rounds or taking care of his piglet mess in MC. Which, ok, Altare does that by himself but showing some of that back would be nice. Magni has always been the same and Axel is more open with him recently, so its kinda sad seeing how the person that cheered so much for Altare in the beginning barely shows it anymore

>>39027548
/MANS/ - R sAt Ap r ci ion G n

>>39027548
Now you know our secret, it was all a simulation, everything was inside your head
>Nothing is real
>Nothing is real
>Nothing is real
>Nothing is real
>Nothing is real

we love regis so much that we are now having schizo delusions that the boys dont love him back because they arent always showing their love on stream

I know why altnowa is so popular /here/ now.
People are self inserting into wanting a fantasy of a cute yandere twink falling desperately in love with their ojisan selves without having to do anything to really earn that affection in return....

>>39027548
he's /here/...

>>39027720
>regis

altnowa shippers are mentally ill

>>39027828
>Ragus

>>39027830
*steps on this retarded little faggot bat and kills it*

>>39027830
Yeah, me

>>39027828
I think about the fact that altare acknowledged that people who don't know him call him regis everytime I see it happen

>>39027548
Sorry anon, it's too late tos ave You nwo.

Altnowa shippers should just watch this clip over and over again before they get too schizo
https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1574258483935035395

>>39027924
It's good that he has a way to kind of filter the tourist comments from genuine criticism, since he clearly cares a lot about what his viewers think.

Does anyone have nsfw Altnowa crumbs?

>>39028048
TOT
>>39028167
Kek, like canon? Not like they fuck on stream anon

The women here scare me sometimes

>>39026269

Is this thread half Altventurers or something? Why does he get so much discussion despite not being the most popular?

>>39028340
>Why does he get so much discussion despite not being the most popular?
Tourist chama?

>>39028340
Cause he was streaming when vesper was not.

>>39026247
An altventurer would cheer for him regardless of the outcome, even if the probability of him winning us zero. Taking jabs at his nature as a jobber can be fun at times, but push it too far and it's the same as kicking the shins of someone who's trying to get back on his feet after being badly beaten up. Also like they say, the straw that broke the camel's back yada yada yada. I wonder how it feels to know that your own fanbase doesn't believe in your chance at winning at anything, if it happens multiple times like it already has, I'd find it demoralizing but then again I'm not Altare so I wouldn't know.

>>39028082
the fact that most of them are gray is probably telling enough but I guess the few gifted that slip through the cracks are good to filter too

>>39028340
What’s with men and retarded questions

>>39028298
You and me brother, we are the last men in this thread.

>>39028340
/mans/ turned into a stealth Altare thread after Vesper suspension

>>39028392
Hell yeah bro.

>>39028340
because we love our leader and look out after all the boys
not like you would understand it, female

>>39028340
Because Magmites, Axelotls and Vesties are mostly tourists who leave this thread to go back to their threads, while Altventurers are mostly starsfans who doesn't care about the girls and protect /MANS/ during dead hours

I cant believe Altare made a school shooter joke

im going to correct every single man in this thread that starts gender wars by molesting them

>>39028499
>>39028474
Altventurers try not to have a complex challenge

and now for bait

I can’t believe Altare wants to fuck my mom and dad

I wonder if we can ever get a Regis RP ASMR...

Why do you post here

>>39028526
this kek. altventurers are being so eyeroll worthy in this thread. constant victim complex over the guy.

>>39028515
i love when he says fucked up shit, it’s so good delivered in the same gentle tone as everyone else. hearing him say “don’t go to the guild hall tomorrow” was a highlight of the stream

>>39028515
Like I could swear that was Axel but people keep saying is Altare so I don't know what to believe
I vividly remember Axel saying don't come to the guild tomorrow and everyone being shocked

>>39028499
DYRBI

Magmites are doing weird butt stuff with each other again...

>>39028340
altventurers mutual love with leader makes them more passionate

>>39028629
>eyeroll worthy
go back

>>39028648
Axel said Altare should stay at home and Altare said don't come to the guild hall.

>>39028648
he was saying stuff like “don’t go out at night” with the implication that altare would be hit by a truck, altare was the one who made the Actual school shooter joke

>>39028605
Because it's fun
Being completely honest, this is one of the best generals in this entire hellhole of a board

>>39028666

>>39028700
>>39028710
Ah ok, I totally mixed it in my head then, my bad
Or somehow I missed it

I think he’s normal.

>>39028605
easy (You)s
the glasses-less vesper pic is a cheatcode

>>39028499

>>39028783
>easy (You)s
you're not wrong

>>39028666
post pics satan

Altare is his funniest when he's being eerie as fuck. I'm getting pretty used to it though so sometimes I don't notice until someone else on stream comments on it kek

Does any Tempus streamer sound better pitch shifted? Fauna sounds good at 83%

I forget - did Altare say he was going to sing the Minecraft song for karaoke? Or did he replace that with the promise to record it with a shitty mic and release it as a video or something?

>>39028870
Altare pitch shifted so it sounds like he's actually using his normal voice

>>39028525
based anon holding the scrotes accountable

>Altare: Little Brother Experience
>Axel: Bro Experience
>Magni: Gay Friend Experience
>Vesper: Weird Uncle Experience

>>39028870
>pitch shifted
first time I've heard about it, do people actually do it? it's a YouTube function?

>>39028963
>Vesper: Weird Uncle Experience
We are the same age, how the fuck is he my uncle?

>>39028963
Why do the yumes want to fuck their bros, friends and uncles?

>>39028998
because they’re still cute anime boys at the end of the day?

>>39028994
Ancient anon...

>>39028994

>>39029036
This is fair and reasonable, I retract my statement

Honestly if I was a guy, I would fuck Axel

>>39028998
Why don't you want to fuck them?

>>39027258
/rag/ - Regis Altare General

how do you cope with being unwanted?

>>39028963
Despite initially being pegged as the BFE guy Altare really IS more of a like, weird autistic kind of annoying but cute little brother type, at least to me. He likes FNAF and fast cars that go “nyooom”.

>>39029127
Because I'm straight

>>39029160
Don't know tbdesu. Hope you figure it out!

>>39028963
>Altare: Boyfriend
>Axel: Cheater
>Magni: Boyfriend
>Vesper: Husband

>>39028994
there must be at least one person in the world who has an uncle the same age as them

>>39029133
I’m on the /rag/

>>39029160
poor magmite… magni doesn’t really hate you, he just got his feelings hurt when he wasn’t expecting to and needs some time to get over it. just let him figure out how he wants to go about a relationship with his audience and try to be more supportive, less teasing.

>>39029056
OI, leave my (long dead) king alone. He already suffered enough.

Damn i really wish i could draw to make monke manechan fanarts, since axel mentioned that she wished she could get fanart i’ve been thinking about drawing

>>39029279
Incorrect. Vesper is a WHORE

>>39029361
but you just posted her

>>39028605
i really like this general. touch of edge, unfiltered, but not under 50 layers of irony. all of us regulars are passionate about the boys, even if its menhera levels of passion.

>>39029115
I'm a guy and I want to fuck Axel and want to see him get fucked.

>>39029235
Fair enough. But just turn those archetypes into the female equivalent, is your answer still the same?

>>39029403
Well not if I was related to them, no matter how anime they were

>>39028963
>>39028994
Yea, I'm only a couple years younger than Vesper. He's older brother or relatable Boomer friend experience if anything.

>>39028605
I'm here for the occasional 'I'm the last brotuber' posting and fun shit like /mans/ - home improvement general
it peeves me that tribalfags want to shit on fanbases of other Tempusmems when we were the most unity general

>>39029331
M A D R I D
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>>39029361
>wish i could draw
You can
You don't need to have magnis experience to ship ost here and have a good time

>>39029487
relax its all funposting

>>39029577
not really