/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thank you, I was getting worried and starting typing up a thread myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agqlYyASK-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agqlYyASK-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agqlYyASK-g

They didn’t even warn Noctyx about when it was going to drop..

hoping for an archive of this.

sonny LOVE
noctyx LOVE

News:
Animeimpluse M&G Teases: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1598451989985521664
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 19: https://nijisanji-store.com/collections/luxiem-1st-anniversary
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Outfit status: NEXT YEAR FOR SURE (thanks, mysta!)
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 15

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Winter Date
Desk Calendar
Luxiem Pash Magazine (Anyone find translations?)
Xsoleil First Step

>>39011097
I wonder when Yugo found out

fuuchan...

wife...... oh my god......

fuchan staying strong for us, bless you fuchan. my hearts breaking right now.

>One thousand yuguys sitting in front of a screen
>Yugo's karaoke is on
"YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GO DJ GO!" "YUGO UR SO SEXY" "I love you king!"
"Okay bytches, right now is bye-bye, I’ll miss you all, have good night!"
>All yuguys start spamming emotes and waving goodbye at the screen
"BYEEEE YUGO!" "さようなら!" “see u later yugo!” "OTSUuuuUUU" "愛してる!"
>Stream ends, Yugo goes on break
>One week passes
>Two weeks pass
>Three weeks pass
“Hey, is it just me or wasn’t Yugo supposed to be back by now?”
>One by one, the smiling yuguys each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>The tears have begun
"Y-yugo? Where are you? Yugo!?" "Yugo doko!?" "H-Help! Yugo disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the yuguys begin to aimlessly search for Yugo
>After scouring Twitter and the rest of Nocytx’s streams, the search ends almost as soon as it began, with the yuguys succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHO’S GOING TO CALL ME BYTCH!?" "I- I- I MISS YUGO!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the yuguys become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their fists, doomposting on on various anon sites and discord, crying when listening to karaoke VODs, or giving themselves alcohol poisoning.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY YUGO!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD YUGO! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the yuguys still have energy in their spherical little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the yuguys yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaあああああああ" "asumaaaaaa sannnnnn" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>The period of catatonia lasts for days on end
>An eternity later, the screen finally turns back on
>The yuguys perk up, their little music beat antennas quivering, expecting to once again hear Yugo’s voice returning home
“Yugo!!! We’ve missed you!” “あなたに会いたかった“ “yugo welcome back!”
>It’s not Yugo
>It’s a fucking Anykara announcement
“Thank you for your continued support to NIJISANJI and NIJISANJI EN.

This announcement is regarding to "Yugo Asuma" from NIJISANJI EN graduated on 14th December, 2022-”
>Yugo is gone
>Yuguys collectively commit mass suicide
>Noctyx is in grieving

They’ve been together for a year. Ouch.

shu love!

fuuchan </3 ;w;;;;

Fuuchan........

surprised to hear that they got together around the same time luxiem did

>>39011253
forgot the pic oops
pats for all noctyxsisters here too

At least give us an explanation, Anycolor.

>>39011290
theyre from the same audition wave as luxiem, they all watched luxiems debut and knew who's counterpart they would be

our ten man luxnoc wave...

>>39011323
not happening at all, thats just something you have to accept honestly

wife sounds like he's about to cry.......
i want to hug him so much

oh wife...

wuca love! fuuchan is strong for this, thank you

fuuchan don't cry

Jesus Christ…

I've been using the fact that no streamers have mentioned yugo by name as a means to pretend nothing happened. but now I can't and now I just feel it all, thank your fulgur for doing this

>>39011323
fuchan did tell us all we can do is inquire from anykara. do you think if realistically enough people ask theyd say anything else?

>>39011469
I just want answers but I know we’re likely not going to get them.

>>39011442
zaion did but by accident

>>39011469
I honestly doubt it

goodbye fuuchan, noctyx is really feeling it

Being in and a fan of Noctyx is suffering

wife...and to be the one to talk about this, the pressure...i'm glad noctyx is taking care of each other

>>39011151
Current Streams:
Mysta 1m zatsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=254NFBD4J5E

Upcoming streams:
Fulgur Future Zatsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-W5r7bv_pw
Aster lol (8 hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TZbMbU3wbs
Doppio Marfusha (8hrs)
Kyo and Ren Pokemon (9hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTKoZIz-CI
Hex Minecraft (10hrs)
Ver Radio (10.5hrs)

>>39011730
thought you were laughing at aster

delay for 15min… wife

>>39011784
Aster lol
lmao even

I’ll support them even harder than before. They changed my life, it’s the least I could do.

>>39011968
He's definitely crying...
I know this stream was closure but I feel horrible for him

Vox's pash page was posted. Can someone give me a summary?

>>39012172
there was one in the last thread unless you want a detailed one like i did for luca

>>39012172
Oh wait I'm retarded the person already did that. And for the other boys as well. This is not my morning
Ike:
https://twitter.com/Ignis_um/status/1603395719393673217
Luca:
https://twitter.com/Ignis_um/status/1603390166550384641
Vox:
https://twitter.com/Ignis_um/status/1603364099576012800
Shu and Mysta will be posted later

>>39012124
he was crying during the stream.... that little hiccup at one point fucking broke me.. i know he won't feel okay right away, but i just really hope he's getting he support he needs.....

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Why does demon have to be so soft. I'm super hyped for the lore plans he has for next year, too.

>>39012288
dont know if i can archive this but i want it to be
>>39012403

Might as well post the rest that haven't been seen before here

>>39012378
So now we know he's a laugh to cope kind of guy, I wish I didn't know this. I know everyone says Fuuchan is NijiEN free therapists but I really hope he has someone comforting and helpi him as well.

jwu and in time for wife's zatsu. I knew he was going to cry but I didn't expect to be that much...and checking main was a mistake, as always. It's worried how so many lack empathy towards noctyx, yugo or wife. I don't know what to say. And thanks for the thread

>>39012487
>before Christmas, I'm planning to do a Christmas-themed stream with my good friends
what are they planning...

>>39012556
horrible* one day i'll learn how to proofread things

>>39012586
offcollab christmas exchange

>>39012556
They either are very autistic and don't understand empathy or are number/drama fags

>>39012556
It's become pretty clear to me that main hates the boys 90% of the time.

>>39012487
His parents are so supporting it makes me teary eyed

>>39012556
Main's always been shit, and there's a ton of threadwatching tourists. Pay no mind to them. Let's distract ourselves with wife.

This one's a bit jumbled but still readable

>>39012566
I love him

they shouldve kept mysta's messy handwriting, vox's was kino

>>39012649
All of the above. It still baffles me to see people genuinely ask why the livers are this upset over the termination of a coworker.

>>39012729
vox...

First impressions didn't translate correctly, so if anyone can give a more accurate reading of it, I would really appreciate it.

>>39012556
the fact my filters are catching half the posts in there... and i pity wife's mods right now, chat's full of emote spammers...

>>39012686
It's so disappointing to see post being sad and empathetic sandwiched between just people spewing vitriolic hate for someone trying to address a graduation.

Gonna do Ike next since luca's was summarized already

another fan appreciation stream!

>>39012792
They minimize it so much as well, they're just a co-worker, they're not dead, you can still talk to them, like you either have to literally have no empathy at all or just never had work friends, ridiculous.

>>39012827
the mods are timing them out at least

>>39012805
it did, he said the exact same thing for all the boys

>>39012957
Oh ok, thanks!

>>39012934
Here’s the funniest thing I’ve seen: someone suggesting that they just add him to the EN discord and it’ll all be like normal again.

>>39012936
yeah, can't be an easy job though. glad he has great mods. and fuck, is this the reason he wasn't allowed to respond to fanart as much? in general they weren't allowed to communicate too much with fans?

wife is allowed to reply to artist now!

It's funny to see that Vox's answers are like paragraphs long for all the questions while Ike gives like a couple lines or even one word answers, kek.

>>39012991
So that's why demon is talking more with his fans on twitter...

>>39012991
I still don't know why he stopped replying to artists, it's been months and now he can do it again...

>>39013025
>i have feet

Finally, Luca

>>39012990
Oh yeah I saw that take, so retarded. It's so obvious anons have never worked a corporate jobs with signed NDAs in their entire life

>>39012805
>>39012957
damn it vox why do you write the same thing

>>39013161
I mean he probably said some shit like they're all family to me

>>39013161
He knew he couldn't write lover for all 5

wife wants porn in order to comfort himself

>>39013161
he called all the boys "a friend" basically. its the same kanji for all of them

wife letting us go nuts with the r18 just that the other person has to be consenting .he did not mention about him having to be consenting tho… then again you can’t rape the willing

>>39013191
Ike: Husband
Mysta: Boyfriend
Luca: Boytoy
Shu: Boy friend

yugo's message to mysta...

>>39013025
>>39013107
Lucake impression of each other give me fuel. It's good. Not too sweet but very to the point, you can do some things here...

>>39013257
He gives blanket consents to everything because he's a whore

paying wife some money so he does things for you TOT

>>39013401
He doesn't want to be a whore anymore, that life is behind him. Now he just needs to teach his gas station hooker kouhai the same thing as well.

luca's answers always mentioning fans or his coworkers, he's so sentimental

ri tweeted for the first time since july...

wife watching his gasstation whore kouhai

>>39012981
>even on days when I'm not streaming, I'm mostly working on other projects, so I almost never feel like I've wasted a day
this proud workaholic

Fulgur watches Hex..

comfydants (and others) grooming hex into reading donos at the end of stream going full circle to wife reading supas at the beginning of stream is killing me

>>39013567
He's just like us...

>>39013574

>>39013567
i mean... wife loves corpse so......

>>39013533
I would like to think of it positively like he isn't procrastinating anymore and is having productive work days that he feels satisfied with.

>>39013574
gas station whore is gonna bring wife back to his streetrat whore days again!

>>39013632
He loves men with deep voices, can't wait for the lam bros + Hex collab where wife is just cumming in his pants.

wife never wants to be called daddy or master but mommy is dependent on context hmm.....

uhh

wife HATES daddy, master! he never never said anything about wife, noona, mommy just that weak people in chat find it uncomfortable

Which one of you mother fuckers sent that

AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT GOAT MILK IS FOR ME ONLY STOP COMING HERE WIFE OR I'M MILKING YOU

WIFE HAS A CERVIX AND A WOMB

>>39013646
We both know that's not true with how run ragged he's been lately

>>39013737
He's more comfortable with feminine descriptors, what does this mean?

>>39013789
Hahaha... I'm just coping man

I like seeing comfydants livepostings and speculating what fuuchan is actually saying on stream

>>39013844
I learned a long time ago it is absolutely nothing like what is being said but it is very funny.

>>39013844
We're posting EXACTLY word by word what Fuuchan is saying

stop fucking gifting memberships when there's so many newfags in chat challenge (FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE)

>>39013844
the best lie is a half-truth

Wife walking dog in the snow like the small town christmas romcom lady that he is.

Has fulgur talked about the yugo situation already? I just got in

>>39014042
check his previous stream

>>39014030
christmas romcom with wife....he WILL learn the true wonder of christmas!

>>39014042
Is this why he has 13k people watching him...people think this is the yugo stream

Wife’s numbers are decreasing and I’ve never been so happy

>>39014100
dramafags thirsty for any hints of updates, please andastand

>>39014100
No surprise to me that vtuber fans can't read

>>39014083
Vox the big city boy visiting his small hometown, meeting his childhood romance again and discovering the magic of Christmas.

WIFE GOT PERMS FOR THE LAST OF US! MORE MOMMY CONTENT but fuuuuuuuuck selen has to play it first? idk why tho maybe the devs are a fan of her?

>>39014077
Thanks i didn't know there was a separate stream

>>39014175
she has to play it first?

>>39014159
I like the Country Boy Vox visiting his parents in the big city and meeting a certain silver haired man in a bar and becoming enamoured...

>>39014154
>>39014156
I hate vtuber fans fuck us

>>39014193
he just got done talking about it but yes

>>39014255
weird but look forward to him playing it

>>39014200
That's perfect, he goes to a fancy bar for the first time and is so confused about what and how to order. The sweet silver haired bartender gently talking to him and asking him what he wants, they talk all night until the bar closes but then Vox realised he's never asked for his name or his number.

walking simulator game! more babysitting!

>death stranding
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I knew he was here

>>39014384
I can't wait to see him cooing over the bridge babies

>>39014394
BROTHERS THAT PLAY DEATH STRANDING

>>39014462
WHEN WILL THEY COLLAB AIEEEEEE I'M STARVING

MORE MOMMY FUUCHAN LET'S GO

I miss my husband and I hope he comes back soon... I hate him doing surprises, I just wanna know why he left...

>>39014376
But it's OK because he says he can give him a lift back to his place...

papers pleasae

>>39014551
They end up sleep with each other and it's Voxs first time with another man, they fall asleep in each other's arm and Vox thinks that this will finally be his chance at love but in the morning the man is gone without even a note...

While it’s nice fuuchan doesn’t like overlapping it does mean he’s late to the hype of the game… which is fine in the long run since he doesn’t like numbers

>>39013366
what did it say ? i can't watch him right now.

legatus NSO i'm so excited

undertale......please no......

NSO fuuchan!!! I hope you will be stronger than your brother and actually cause an overdose

Worried about DJ...

>>39014722
I love watching two people in nijien who play fotm games half a year later the most! Unironically.

>>39014736
it was a clip from mysta's 500k stream

>>39014747
Do you not like undertale?

>>39014720
no...

>hogwarts legacy
nice

>>39014747
Fuuchan hasnt played undertale or to the moon? Really?

>>39014747
it's going to give us another legatus stream, i'm happy

>>39014819
it's more like everyone has played it so much that it's just boring now. I was never really into it so for me its a bit overrated

more wife future zatsudans for membersheep!

more wife bookclub streams! I hope seven seas sponsor him for erha...

mysta 1M celebration stream next week, will be similar to his 900k stream

>>39015019
PLEASE erha sponsorship PLEAAASE

>>39014847
I'm a comfydant you know how we are, everything is angst

wife gonna hopefully push through with the podcast/one on one topic chatting stream!

>no christmas karaoke
no.............

>>39015046
He's going to be SO horny on stream for the sponsorship

wife gonna do a priest confession stream! he's gonna be a Santa and do a naughty or nice stream!

>>39015128
i'd bet real money he self-inserts as chu wanning

>>39012908
ngl I let the doomposting get to me and I was extremely worried since the Yugo announcement, so him saying this is a huge breath of relief. I love him so much ;-;

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SMASH

Kek wife calling out stream snipers that share his ideas to other livers and they do it first before him and now he won't/doesn't feel like doing it anymore

next week will be really big, looking forward to all the streams the boys have planned.
also really not sure about the boys having an offcollab at this point

>>39014720
>They end up sleep with each other and it's Voxs first time with another man,
I thought Luca was his first time.

>>39015150
If he does a priest confession stream he will get so so so many horny confession about him being mommy wife breastfeeding milk to us sheeps.

Why ziaon..l

wife wants Pio to smash him!

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1603414964089257984
kaichou...

>>39015164
Wait now I want a casting nijien members as danmei characters stream

>>39014720
kek then years down the line they have an awkward reunion when fuuchan gets hired to work at the same company as vox...

>>39015189
i felt the same way. seeing this tweet felt like a breath of fresh air after all the grief. we got him for the long run.

>>39015283

>>39014772

>>39015236
This is not connected to reality, also virign x virgin is so fun they're both laughing nervously and fumbling around not sure what to do.

>>39015288
vox gets huacheng by default. i've never read tgcf so i don't know how accurate this is

>>39015150
Naughty list sounds very fun

noctyx missed each other...

They can play splatoon now

>>39015296
Vox moves to the big city as a film crew member or cameraman and while working at a set Fuuchan gets hired to be a bartender in some scenes...

>>39015454
not like this...

>>39015288
luca is luo binghe

excited for the 4 person collabs

monsterfuckers unite

>>39015325
XxxslayxxX are so cute together, I wonder how long they were talking before they debuted

yeeeeees BL discussion stream

BL DISCUSSION INCOMING

BL stream Let's gooooo!!

Fulgur's taking on the mantle of quiz show host...

>>39015705
It’s not a quiz show. It’s a male fuuchan laugh show

So they can talk about Yugo.

>I need you guys to be hush-hush about it
>9k people watching
wife............

im satisfied with more brothers that

>>39015870
He has numbers off he doesn't know how many people are there

>>39015870
Don’t blame him. Usually this shit only has 2-3k people who keep their mouths shit

>>39015914
Are they going to do a smash collab or something else?

Fuuchan please do a Niji debate stream I want to hear Vox yelling at an opposition for their dumb opinion, make it like a trial too where they can bring in witnesses that can be cross examined.

Do you guys think they should bring back telephone game. I personally think it wont be the same….

>>39015978
smash collab, and he wants him in the raft RP

drinking stream with chat thank you god

>>39016037
Thanks I can't wait

eating christmas dinner with wife...

Wife you can't just say you eat ONE sandwich as your single meal for the day and not have me concernfag...

>fuuchan eats lamb
Bro...

>>39016275
i'm in a meeting now, he does WHAT?

He's trying to get to read whatever that Chinese fag novel is on stream... good for you fulgur, good for you

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1603421557463851009
Uki mama..

>>39016308
Well he said recently because of stress he's been eating half a sandwich as breakfast the other half as lunch then nothing for the rest of the day...

>>39016431
..............wife............

>>39016030
i dont think they should. it was a nice gateway for jp/en collabs but i just want it to be yugo's thing. something similar is fine but id leave it to being his only for now.

>>39016502
The urge to break into his house and cook him a warm meal is rising like crazy

im so glad wife cant do a girl voice so these retard s can fuck off

Mysta talking about pole dancing if he gets his 3D model and all I can think about are those MMDs of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7ByvqW3Hs

Hex you old man...

>>39016844

>>39016426
ukiki so sweet...

>>39016893
he can only afford to offer blowjobs as incentive

>>39016804
>mysta and luca have both said they'd pole dance with their 3D models
luxiem 3D debut is going to be something

>>39016944
Oh no...his throat

>>39016952
>poledancing
>group tasing
>rock concert
>2 hour movie
>shu
I’m excited

>>39016952
I can see it... vox would try it out seeing mysta and luca fool around the poles, ike initially reluctant but tried his hands on it, and no one can persuade shu to even come closer to the pole

>>39017054
Shu will um... do live action 3D of his lore?

>>39017054
shu will get 3D and become a whore that he is

>>39017054
You know damn well one of them will try to start twerking, killing everyone who watches in the process.

>>39017155
luca tried teaching us how to twerk once, its going to be him and vox combined

I just watched the stream where Fulgur talks about Yugo... My eyes are watering again... He always cares so much, I can tell he and the other three have been through so much. They're so strong for continuing to carry the Noctyx name.

My only wish is that Yugo knows about the love. About the fanart, the tweets, the #ThankYouYugo hashtag, he doesn't have to know about all of it. But I still hope he does know how much he meant to NijiEN and us.

ukiki in chat again

my shugur crumbs....

>>39012556
Girl this is 4chan, even when someone fucking dies there are always empathy lacking posts or just straight up malicious ones, this place is filled with autists or sociopaths you just gotta try to filter those and acknowledge you’re better than them

BROTHERS THAT TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER FUCKING

>>39017518
pretty much. some people genuinely, sincerely, whole-heartedly take joy from the pain of others and all we can do is try to mitigate the harm they cause to us and ours.

>>39017210
im sure he does, its been trending for the last few days

>>39012450
ULTIMATE PARASOCIAL KING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO!!!!

>>39017592
DAMN RIGHT. EXACTLY. I know Vox wants to lay off the NSFW stuff for a while (fair!) and Fulgur tries to hold it together in public (on his channel, at least) but I appreciate them being degenerate on main towards each other.

>>39017773
they really were meant to be brothers... i love them

>>39013420
have you posted shu's or mysta's?

>>39018144
Those are coming later, not posted yet.

>>39017618
i havent seen the post yet but im gonna avoid the catalog today since its just gonna accept me, thank you anons for the heads up

>>39018557 (me)
upset* me
im already mindbroken

I miss my husbandwife, everything hurts without him

https://twitter.com/SkyandSunn/status/1603403903969939456
He was about like his own damn tweet too lmao.

wife my cute dogboy

>>39018602
We at least get to see him on Twitter... That's still something. But, man, it feels like it's been forever. Ike's breaks always feel the longest for me.

>>39018602
>>39018719
I have been sitting here and wondering how unplanned this off-collab was. Because in his membership Ike was making plans to play certain games in December and from the sound of it fairly early into the month, not on like 30th or something like this. But then they just disappear for half of it and that didn't seem like the initial plan at all. He's probably not streaming properly until after all the celebrations now, and if he did travel that's another week after down the drain. I want to be happy for them as people, but I do get sad as the viewer about all of this being so... I don't know. And if the Nina/Reimu theory is correct, while I will be happy Ike and Vox got to meet their good friend it's going to be absolute hell /here/ for months going forward, so there's that too. It's fun for them, I hope, but as a fan this just becomes more grim and I will be honest here, for some time now, a good few months, anytime I read an off-collab theory I get slightly sad. Just say you took a two-week-long break to focus on whatever. Not... this. Do I sound like a schizo? Everyone is allowed to hit me if so.

>>39019121
/vox ([a-z]+ ){1,}reimu/i
Magic

>>39019121
its weird if it is an off collab but its only 3 out of the 5 luxiem members just so they can meet up with their other friends. it feels like such an odd time to do it than after all the celebrations

>>39019121
Honestly, while I can see where people are coming from, I don't think it's an offline meeting. Mysta seemingly only has his mom in his life, and Luca does have his parents and siblings, but he just moved away from them and they don't seem to treat him very well if theories are to be believed so I can imagine he's celebrating his first holidays away from them, while probably still keeping in contact. Meanwhile, Ike, Shu, and Vox all have family and friends that they seem close to, that they probably have to travel a bit to visit. And then there's also first anni stuff which I'm sure they're all still prepping for, and I'm sure they don't wanna spoil that. I dunno, while I wouldn't be upset if an off-collab did end up happening, some of the theories and talks of it sound like hopium.

>>39019351
luca is still celebrating with his family, he's not celebrating on the day of christmas but his incoming break is so he can travel to go wherever the rest of them are going first.

>>39019351
It's mostly because what reason would they have to be hush-hush about it if it's just spending tome with their relatives? Everyone would understand, it's holidays after all. But the silence and the weird karaoke, burger, joke tweets from their phones feel a certain way.

>karaoke replays
please please season 1 ending karaoke. I need to listen to Sonny singing plastic love again

>>39019351 (me)
Also, I forgot to mention, this is just me being nitpicky, but off-collab is a term used for when livers are meeting up offline and streaming it. Without any streams, it's just them meeting up as people.

>>39019452
I must've missed that then, my bad.

>>39019473
I mean, I don't really see them being hush-hush. They don't have to tell us everything. If they're spending the holidays with loved ones, they can forget about the Internet for a little bit and spend it in the moment. They can tell us when they get back what they did. But, they're at least owed some privacy.

Also, they're all shitposters. I would expect these kinda shenanigans even if it was a full streaming week.

I think I just hate niji december now in general (aside from the obvious, depressing reason). Hours long birthdays every fucking week so nobody can stream, breaks out the ass, and now they're STILL going tee hee over an off collab when it's pretty obvious everyone fucking hated it the last time they were coy about it. Just fucking say you're doing one instead of leaving your fanbases in the dark or minimal payoff. I would be more hype if they actually said they were meeting up beforehand.

wife ended stream earlier to talk with uki about something...I wonder what it is

>>39019602
theres nothing about it being an off collab other than everyone overanalyzing their tweets because the idea entered their heads. if this was in the middle of the year with no anniversary or holidays, i doubt anyone would question their tweets this much.

>>39019668
He said everything was fine and that it was just time sensitive. I choose to believe that nothing is happening

VOX UNDER THE TABLE IN AN HOUR OR SO https://youtu.be/p2jRnNKSePk

>>39019765
OH thank fucking god my reserves were getting really low

>>39019765
vox is /here/

>>39019578
I was using the term expecting them to be streaming soon because of the recent Vox tweet, but you are right, sorry. And I disagree a little bit about the last part, disappearing for longer than 24 hours and them saying absolutely zero information trough tout the week on what to expect in the coming week(s), not even a break announcement is weird. At least by niji standards, okay yeah there are certain offenders in other places, but we don't do that here (usually). And Ike knows his fanbase, he knows he will apologize times 100 later, so I don't get it.
>>39019765
fucking lmao. yeah okay. ~somebody~

>>39019723
uki is on his way to visit wife. i won't take my meds

>>39019765

well now im getting suspicious since he posted that waiting room with that title

>>39019866
I was about to say wife driving to the airport to pick up uki but then I remember wife can only sit comfortably for like 15 minutes… okay switching it around. Uki driving to wife and wife having to help him get to his backwater town

>>39019968
millie_laughing.png

>>39019968
suspicious how?

>>39019765
imagine if noone joins

>>39019765

>>39019765
Holy shit

>>39020068
offcollab sus

>>39020132
oh, I didn't even know there was some ~sus~ things going on about an offcollab

>>39020186
you mentally filter these threads well anon

>>39020132
Is it actually an off collab? titles so weird

>>39020230
I was paying attention to wife and uki so I really didn't read anything kek

>>39020264
Nah. It's just going to be aia.

>>39020264
who knows, it could just be milord being sad

>>39020306
I will kill myself

>>39020264
How hard does he need to hit you over the head until you get it? Are people here so deep into denial?
>>39020306
Oh wait, this anon is right I was being dumb, never mind me.

>>39019837
I honestly don't really care. If Ike is meeting his friends after being sad and sleep deprived all month I'll be happy.
The thing is, do this upset you because main is going to talk about it or because you just don't like it? Both are valid, the first has a solution, the second not so much.

>>39020306
Imagine if that actually did happen LMAO

>>39020306
if it happens, im cursing you anon

It's just going to be aia!

>>39020334
It upsets me because it has been an awful week and I miss him. I also like both Reimu and Vox and they have been sparse too. It's a selfish reasoning but I can't really unfeel what I feel. I hope he dosn't get sick from the winter travelling and does come back happier but it feels like this is happening every other month and it gets tiring... I just get irrationally upset anytime the routine is broken, it's completely a me problem, so don't bother with me, I'll get over it the moment he comes back and begins streaming again.

>>39020639
Anon... is not selfish to feel upset. Ike has been trying his best but his mental health the last couple of months is been kind of a rollercoaster. And if you need something certain then you know for sure that the anniversary is happening.
I don't watch Vox but I hear that he's getting better too and I pray for Reimu's health, hope you feel better soon and the boi is back on track happier than ever.

https://twitter.com/Buryooooo/status/1603453361910476800

>>39020937
As much as the waiting around sucks, the dopamine rush I get when I see him in his gorgeous room again after a long time is indescribable. Going to hope for the best too.

PIO-CHAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>39021090
Why's your waist so small huh? For other men to grab, whore

>>39021211

Like this fucking hooker can own anybody

thank you riku for hiring a pathetic man whore vtuber

>>39021560
I never knew I could love someone this much

>>39021560
Everytime he tries to be sexy and dominant it just comes off as pathetic, I love it

Wife...

Haywater..…

>>39021630
He can never beat the pathetic allegations

>>39022336
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>39022405
It does have a mouth

>>39022336
I'm parrial to this one, we're a soft little plushie he can hug

>>39022468
no it doesn't

You guys don't like the rat but how about a rabbit?

>>39022517
Aww, I really like this one! I like the idea of having the freedom to have it be not limited to just a bunny, and there can be other kinds of stuffed animals, so long as they follow the pattern of being damaged in some way. I love the idea of Hex being surrounded by stuffed animals of all shapes and sizes, repairing them and nursing them.

>>39022638
makes me sad

>>39023127
But we're his little sicklings we're supposed to be sad

>>39022668
He does actually have plushies doesn't he? so it's canonical

I should have installed hyperchat a year ago

vox starting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2jRnNKSePk
Under the table, open totsu edition is starting!

Did he not mute on purpose

>That saaet
Yep. Confirmed.

aww the luxiem christmas sweater asset is cute

NICE LYING YOU FUCKIN GOOFY MAN

VOX PLEASE THE EDGING AIEEE

milord...

this is a bit, right? otherwise i hope someone joins him...

>>39023418
The least autistic and naive anon

AMAZING BIT

SHU ENTER

Shubert!

>>39023457
i've had a long day... i had to leave wife's totsu to pretend to be happy at a work lunch...

this is so retarded i love it

Shubie can't act for shit man

SHU MY IMMERSION

YOU CAN REALLY TELL

ISREAL

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT REALLY IS A FUCKING OFF COLLAB

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THEY WERE FUCKING FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

So it's just the 3 of them?

>>39023770
Wait 10 minutes, mama is coming

>>39023770
im waiting for luca to kick the door down with mysta

>>39023770
I would like that but I'm not gonna hopium

>did you guys see that meme?

>>39023838
I wish... I'm assuming they're in London again, but it'd probably take hours for Mysta to get there

BROTHERS THAT

CUTE

>>39023903
We're always winning

The boys gushing about Fuuchan's stream is so cute to me

i'm glad milord likes Dog, that stream was so cute

BROTHERS THAAAAT

>>39023947
Love dogs

SHU IS LITERALLY AUTISTIC

when is she joining

im happy but im getting sad thinking the other two wont be there

>>39024001
I'm sending my energy

luca please I need to hear you distant muffled POG

shu is so cute and retarded

Mysta (in chat....)

>>39024001
I understand Luca since he's in Aussieland and doesn't have a lot of experience flying but what the fuck about Mysta being literally in the same country

Mysta joining soon?

MYSTA'S MASSIVE COCK

theyre just staring at dicks together

>Just accidentally staring at dicks

Vox doesn't want Ike to see any other dick that isn't his own

Is it gay to look at cock with your bros?

>I can handle seeing a penis
Exploring your sexuality?

does shu usually say penis

shu's soft hair!

>Not letting Ike see somwthing
>Spying on him from behind the tree
Overprotective much? A little possessive maybe?

>>39024331
He should go and see more penises to confirm his sexuality

they're all so cute together

ike is BALD CONFIRMED

quildren, your oshi............

Vox you're too in love you're becoming delusional

>>39024427
Yeah, the best

>>39024450
He has to take it where he gets

Shuvox thriving!

>>39024525
They're being so cute, I love their interactions.

They've been to Wetherspoon...

>>39024525
finally...

americaboo..wendy's lemonade isnt that good

the wendy's lemonade is so middle of the road, i will spoil him with the real thing

>>39024549
did they order a nice wet blowjob from the hot bartender

>>39024669
He's British they don't have lemonade

THE OFFCOLLAB IS REAL AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

THE PRESENT WAS SEX

he actually gave them the socks, cute shubert

>>39024724
The hot bartender doesn't work there anymore

>Ike saying "you dip" irl
He's a nerd thru and thru

>Likes Ike's suggestion
SIMP

I miss Luca's minecraft intro

Demon you have harmed me enough

>>39024946
>[insert text here]

>>39024802
yeah, now he blows his coworkers for free as stress relief...

People in main keep talking about Yugo doing new streams already and I just want to know where. Please spoonfeed me

>>39025058
Go back

>>39025058
no fuck off faggot

>>39025058
Go to a fucking doxxsite, since that's where you belong

Vox is losing his mind

>>39025058
Nigga….

Ike get closer to the fucking mic you stupid bitch every single time I want to hear you

>>39025108
Imagine seeing his autism irl.

>It's the same thing with finnish people
IKE?

ike, your scandinavian unity reps...

>>39025254
>unity
>between europeans
LOL
LMAO

They're so cute

>>39025354
The cutest concentrated autism in one room

>movie talk
home...

God they're such nerds

Is there a single Niji boy that isn't autistic

>>39025656
not in luxiem that's for sure, and thats why i love them

Of course Vox's dad is into the sopranos

Dream anon here with another episode to distract us a little from the tragedy.

This time I was on vacation into bumfuck nowhere mountain farmland with my family. In a place near cutoff from modern civilization a small celebration was being held. I went there and bumped into Luca, except it was supposedly Lucas twin brother. We were friends so we were just chatting together, but he kept cornering me with his arm (like a kabedon but not in a corner) against the wall while he hovered above me and I was blushing like mad because I thought neither of them liked me that way. It also became clear as the conversation went on that this was actually Luca himself and not his supposed twin.
The dream didn't really go very far, but there were moments where my hip would jut out and touch his thigh (height difference) and he'd lean closer to me with a very smug look on his face that had me beet red.

As always, I am not a Lucub and this is my third time getting with Luca in a dream. I guess he has sex appeal to my subconscience.

>Martyrs
Don't remind him

What was he cooking?

>>39025876
why cant i be you with these kind of dreams

Vox can't comprehend Doppio's kayabe