/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

seggs with Fauna

I love Ceres Fauna from Hololive English Council!

I miss faendal.

I LOVE ANUAF

Every time I watch Fauna play skyrim I feel like playing it again myself.

>>38981042
Faunanon stop posting here and satisfy my slime-attacking-Fauna prompt

this loopy kirin

>>38979877
Fauna's BIG FAT MILKERS

>>38981962
Medium fat* milkers

fafau

squeeb

Fauna...

>>38982229

That IS her worst take yet.

>>38981962
I wanna smack em around

>its my job to just ignore it if I dont want it
holy fucking based Fauna, I wish I had that level of self control

yeah I dunno about that take fauna, chat getting pissy over mistakes you make would make no one have any enjoyment. but unlike a certain detective, at least Fauna knows how ignore if she has to.

my directionally challenged wife

Rough love making with Fauna all every day

>>38982469
It's not even a bad take. One of the streamers I watched for years built a channel on playing games with their community rather than for their community, so backseating as she described it was welcome. Demanding the streamer to play the game your way is obviously bad, but offering up ideas? Nah. Spellbound bow is something she would have never considered, and she didn't go for it, but it wasn't backseating

These guys look like me.

>spoilers
I'm going full schizo, this is because I accidentally spoiled a breaking bad plot point in chat isn't it, I'm gonna kms

>>38982868
Is SauceNao acting up? I can't find the original image using it

>>38983118
Saucenao is sucky for twitter and for recent twitter especially. Fauna retweeted it

>>38983118
https://twitter.com/KoromayHo/status/1603132463877804032

>>38983168
I wonder if that's why I couldn't get the images in the horni thread either....

>>38983066
deserved kys

Guys... Is cum vegan?

>>38983282
if given willingly, yes

>Cucked by Faendal
Bros...

>>38983270
I forgot what season it happened in, I thought she'd already seen it. Lesson learned to never talk about any specific plot point in a show ever again though.

Fauna's nervous panting noises make me hard, and she's doing them every minute now...

>>38982872
I don't consider giving an idea once, especially when the streamers asks for it, as backseating.
The problem is when people start spamming their advice non-stop, because they get infuriated by the streamer not playing optimally.

>>38983454
You're not the only one, my sapling.
hau-hu-hau-hu

Fauna...

Fauna is female...

>>38983753
That's not possible.

>>38984073
I can confirm, I got to touch her genitals with mine as I am her boyfriend.

Has Fauna said when she'll be back from her vacation? I only catch parts of streams.

>>38984331
This is her last stream before she graduates, sorry you had to hear it like this

You could really her the fear in her voice there

>Knows the lyrics of Escape from the city
How old is she again?

>>38984503
4 billion

Fauna has stuff to do...

>>38984583
yeah me

>>38984583
I’m stuff

>>38984583

What would Fauna advise the Saplings to drink? You'd think the answer would be water but I know she likes tea too.

>>38984608
>>38984612
>>38984639
These are my posts btw :)

>>38984367
This is not true

>>38984650
milk during a nursing handjob

>>38984650
water, ginger peach tea, matcha latte are the three off the top of my head

>>38984698
well wtf am I supposed to do with this rope now?

>>38984743
based

How much did her brattiness increase since she revealed her new outfit? Graphs would be preferred.

Fauna is urinating right now

Even her intermission music sounds like tinkling.

>>38984957
yeah, in my mouth

>>38984957
>tfw no bottle of kirin pee

>>38984812
give it to me anon, rope is banned in my house because of my last attempt

I'm laundry btw

Fauna's dirty laundry... Imaginable the smell...

>>38984931
i tried

>>38985210
I want to curl up in it like a cat

That laundry she is doing?
All me

>>38984765
>matcha latte
Good stuff!

>>38985210
>Imaginable
My hands are so cold I can't type any more.

She still hasn't said who she played with has she
She played with me

>>38985210
I never got the appeal of used undergarments. They're disgusting. Now shirts and sweaters and the like, sure.

>>38985243
That is indeed a pretty dramatic increase

>>38985243
That's almost as fast as her cuteness!

>>38985395
Anon you sound like a woman

>>38985395
femsapling spotted; and here I thought they were a myth

>>38985464
I actually wrote cuteness first and then reread the post and corrected it.

I'm cookies btw

>>38985354
Wouldn't be surprised if it's related to the DnD campaign she mentioned a while back, I've used Skyrim for that in the past.

>>38985243
Can you label the axiis I can't understand it otherwise

>>38985489
>>38985526
Nah, bro. I just don't like the stench of piss.

>>38985526
half the saplings are females what do you mean?

>>38985666
107% of saplings are females, this is old news

>>38985243
are you having a stroke or aneurysm, anon? your handwriting is like you're shaking while you write

WE’RE THE BEST :D

Saplings are the best, you heard her.

>>38985647
that's an L

>>38985699
bros we're her favorites...

>>38985647
Anon most people don’t piss themselves
This sounds like a you issue…

>>38985647
>he thinks women piss themselves
anon, just because they have no pp doesnt mean thats how it works... maybe if you ask your mom about it, she can teach you

>>38985690
I recognize it. That's a mouse with low dpi jumping around in paint.

I refuse to take my meds!

>>38985807
Mumei take your goddamn meds

>>38985690
it's a trackpad. I'm using my work laptop

Fauna is such a mama's girl

Fauna "Definitely no tangents" Ceres

Fauna thinks cocktails are gross...

no tangets btw

>>38985951
>>38985973
No bully. She said no guarantees.

>>38985647
As someone who has sniffed panties of a cute female friend, you'll get a whiff of her natural pussy smell and laundry detergent more so than pee unless she doesn't wipe for some reason.
Here listen to this song by the late great Frank Zappa about panty sniffing.
https://youtu.be/hgWbbegTQtw

>>38986044
but what if I want to smell the piss

>>38985966
Remember the last SNOT collab? Those girls are peculiar when it comes to alcohol.

Anons you guys are alright, I’m glad I got to interact with you via Fauna
Hope you all have a merry Christmas and find an irl Fauna of your own someday

>>38986081
I dunno get her wasted to the point she pisses herself?

I will never understand this shit.

>>38986193
The present is hearing her sing happy birthday to you? Not that complex

>>38986193
birthday superchats..?

>>38986044
Hard to believe someone like this was so against drugs.

>>38986248
No, the "It's my birthday, here's your present!"

>>38986193
Understand what, the concept of giving someone money for your own birthday, or the insane amount of SCs that say it's their birthday to get Fauna to play the kalimba?

>>38986170
>irl Fauna
Don't fall for that bros
Irl girls are disgusting and should be used accordingly

A what icon?

>>38986320
Paying 5 bucks to hear someone sing me happy birthday seems kind of cheap if you ask me.

>>38986361
Fauna gets at least 6k viewers consistently (roughly idk I’m not a numberfag) statistically it’s like 15 viewers birthday on any one stream

>>38986501
That's why I give 100

>>38986482
You heard her

>>38986482
"Magni is a bisexual Icon" She obviously wasn't going to reference Magni

>>38986501
No I get sending an SC to get a happy birthday, but the phrasing of "here's a present for you on my birthday" baffles my brain.

>>38986250
He was an extremely interesting man, and very intelligent so him being against drugs doesn't surprise me. But his music would make you think he was on something. But no that's just Frank being the eccentric man that he was on stage.

>>38986320
Hmm...I guess he's glad for all the happiness she caused him for the year.

>>38986629
She shouldn't have read it at all. God I hate faggots.

>>38986645
i think it's ironic?

>>38986525
Sure, but the chances of any given viewer sending a SC is probably like 1 in 100. So I'd say it would be generous for there to be like 50+ birthdays everytime she reads SCs. too bad my birthday is the same week as hers so I feel like she wouldn't believe me

>>38986725
I see it a lot though and can't imagine it's all ironic

>>38986752
Oh no I agree there’s definitely fags who lie and say it a lot, it’s just probably less common than you’d think

>>38986752
Have you never heard of the birthday problem? With only 23 random people you have a 50% chance of two of those people sharing a birthday. When the 10-20k people watching a birthday, there are going to be multiple people sharing a birthday. No reason to suspect someone of lying

>>38986652
>But his music would make you think he was on something
Yep. Yet in reality he were even throwing people out for smoking a blunt.

>I’ve been banned multiple times, surely it’s a YouTube issue and not me being an insufferable faggot
rmao

>>38986752
my birthday is literally the same day as her actual birthday so i'm forever fucked

>>38986752
Now imagine having your birthday on the same day as the icon of the company.

>>38979877
What happens if I feed the Kirinborn?

>>38987152
her actual birthday as in March 20th?

>>38987349
now why would fauna have any other birthday

>>38987349
her alternative birthday

>>38987067
Well that's rough, I've been to concerts where people were kicked out for smoking by security or the police, but never have I seen the actual artist call out their fans for smoking up.

>>38987450
silly anon, you can't have two birthdays

>>38987520
Maybe YOU can't

>>38987520
Not with that attitude

But Fauna...Iono did get a superchat

How many streams does she have left to go through?

>>38987981
ASMR and this stream if she hasn't already

>>38987520
people with February 29th birthdays would like a word with you

>>38987981
ASMR, and this one is almost over

>>38988098
wouldn't they have 1/4th a birthday?

>$10 for a hug
now that's a steal

>>38988221
I could probably get away with one for 5

>>38988187
i feel like they'd just have a birthday on February 28th or March 1st on non-leap years, and February 29th on leap years, therefore two birthdays.

Why does Fauna like the Satan number so much?

Anti-Christ HATE

my lazy ASMRtist...

What's her name again?

Fauna(male)...

>>38988828
Faun

>>38988923
>>38988931
Saplings sharing the same braincell...

I want Fauna and Noel to do an off collab where Noel rubs her pompoms in Fauna's face

do you think noel gives fauna free access to her asmr

I zoned out for a sec. What did she say about the KU? Still under repair?

>>38989309
yep, she doesn't know when she'll get it back

>>38989309
she does exclusive KU100 asmr streams for her tier 4 members now

What do we do now?

>>38989309
proper dead and currently being fixed, not sure when she'll have it back. she also said noel gave her some asmr tips like using pompoms(?) to block lotion from getting too deep in the ear

>>38989445
Do reps and improve ourselves

>>38989445
personally I cry

Now I'm alone. I'm not sure I'm going to make it a week without her.

>>38989445
I'm rewatching VODs exactly from a year ago and it's been fun comparing past and present Fauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDuR1CR_oWg

Good night!
Hope you all have a great morning, evening, night, etc!

my kirinborn

>>38989445
Personally I have like 9 months of vods to catch up on but cry is also an answer and I'll do my share of that as well

no bread baking while fauna is on break right?

>>38989928
That's how it usually goes

>>38989928
ill use this thread a little more then scatter with the wind

>>38989928
but where will I talk about the shorts?

>>38990113
join a d*scord

>>38990113
make the thread then, you'll only piss off the oldsaps

>>38990165
ew

>>38989928
Any thread made before she's back will be by either antis or shitposters.

Why are saplings scared of keeping the thread rolling? Don't you need some place to uuuuuu while she's not streaming? It would also help keep random trash threads off the board by taking up a slot.

>>38990451
>>38990404

>>38990404
>>38990451
just shut off /vt/
disconnect it from your life, its sane and healthy

what if I want to uuu so badly and there's no thread? what if I get tempted into making a d*scord...

>>38988221
it is not a personal one tho, in the end it is for the whole chat.
>>38989445
I was between watching old VoDs (months) that I haven't seen to keep up to date or watching a series or playing something. I think I'm going to go for a series that Fauna likes like Breaking bad or from Man In Cave channel or an anime that she likes. I'd rather be able to understand Fauna's current references than watch the cute past.

>>38990451
Because there is nothing to discuss besides rat peddling when she is on break. So threads either only exist on live support of bumps with no activity or just ripe with baitposting.

> It would also help keep random trash threads off the board by taking up a slot.
No, it would not.

>>38990842
There is usually a pseuduuu / IMF thread but it gets overrun by ERPers and Risuners. Give it a shot anon.

Excited for whatever she cooks up with these shorts. Ame used to make funny shorts and stuff when she went on breaks as well and those were always a hoot. Glad to see Fauna taking that over in a way.

>>38990842
I don't know about that, but I know that people from there give downvotes or people from here give downvotes to them i don't know, but something like that cringe happens, there is bad people everywhere. I might join if they do some good project for Fauna in the future like planting a tree or something, not for chatting.

>>38990451
try /cope/ but don't spam

Hi anonymous, it's me Ceres Fauna!

See you next week saplings, love you

>>38991412
Hey Fauna, you've brought me a lot of laughs this last year and I look forward not only to your return next week but the future at large.
I also want to use your twintails as handles as I permanently reshape your rectum in the shape of my penis.

What will saplings do for a week?

I hate cats but I have a feeling Fauna will insist that the cats stay on the bed during sex.

>>38991412
Hey Fauna. Please do ear-licking and heartbeat ASMR when you have your next off collab with Kronii.

Thanks for watching fauna guys, we're going to be having a lot of sex during her break but don't worry she'll be back

>>38991798
sleep 7 hours a day instead of 4

>>38991814
>completely catching Kronii off guard with the most intimate of techniques and encouraging her to do the same thing "to win back the hearts of her beloved Kronies"
Ohhhhhh I do love how you think fellow sapling

>>38991817
this delusional anon lost
She will have sex with me (her boyfriend)

>>38991963
Kronii did a bit of hearbeat on the very first one due to request but it was when her audio settings were fucked up. She also admitted to doing some ear licking/eating when she was talking about her doing test runs with a friend. It would be easy to convince.

>>38992083
poor anon, clearly she will be having sex with me (her girlfriend)

I just remembered my birthday is the 18th but Fauna is gonna be on break, I’m not gonna get a happy birthday kalimba

>>38990842
>>38991051
UuUu
I'm sure there will be an /IMF/ thread around. If you make one, saplings will probably appear. Risuner is pretty consensual these days, will only ERP if you reciprocate, just politely decline and you'll be left alone

>>38992189
Happy early birthday sapling!

>>38990451
We systematically infect every other split on /vt/ when Fauna isnt streaming, saplings rule this board

Just checked and its -9 degrees Celsius outside
gonna be so cold without kirin hugs

>>38992267
t-thanks

>>38992501
We must huddle together for warmth

>>38991313
I'm only in one because I was accidentally invited and figured it would be useful to ride into whatever project they plan. It does not seem to be progressing anywhere. It's also a jarring experience because you'd think "oh a private discord centered around Fauna. I sure bet they talk about Fauna a lot" no. Not a lot. Hardly a little. /vt/ and /uuu/ continues to be the best place to actually discuss Fauna and it isn't even close

>>38992815
What do they talk about then? Grooming miners?

This break should help me get a head start on my new years resolution of never going to /vt/ again.

>>38992815
is it made out of the sc spammers?

take it in bros.. one day she will leave us for good, never to return. Count yourself lucky that she will return from this break, because one day she won’t.

>>38993273
speak for yourself, I'm moving in with her next week

>>38992189
Happy Early birthday

>>38992869
Vtubers as a whole and their own personal lives. Someone likes to inject politics and generally extremely off topic stuff. I only look at it as a last resort when I'm bored at work. I know one or two of them are here because the feign being afraid of 4chan and some have posted my sandwich edits. One guy in particular might be the guy who would spam UUUUU and mommy in thread. Not sure any groom miners, but there are a few minors as mods and their angst is pretty funny.

>>38992955
A lot of them yes. I said it a week or so ago, but they're the people who say hi to each other in pre-chat while actively chatting in discord. Redundant chatting just for the sake of Fauna seeing it. One also said they send a lot of SCs because they like hearing Fauna say their name

I was just hoping for a /uuu/-lite with enough organization to get a project off the ground, not sure they're capable of that. Maybe the public one is

>>38990451
Every argument made against having an always on split is correct and I agree, but I still kinda wish it were one just because it's fun to have a place to pop into if you want to say something about [talent], soundposts, puzzles, etc.

>>38993654
You can always pop in to global or cope for a little while. They might suck but they can still discuss stuff when there's stuff to discuss.

>>38993305
Silly anon, you must be mistaken. She has no room for anyone else to live with her, she needs that space for her sapling nursery.

>>38993638
Idk which ones are yours , but I probably love your sandwich edits too!
I was the anon who was going to catalog and post a collection, I still need to get around to it.

>>38993638
the public one that organized her birthday book is probably your actual best bet

>>38993273
She said she wouldn’t graduate without giving at least 40 years notice first.

I have to say it: I don't like how since Cow Fauna she's been so aware of her sexual appeal. I don't like it, she's supposed to just be a cute gamer, not this would-be seductress. I don't like it when the chuuba I'm watching gets away with being parasocial or flirting with the audience. It takes away from the purity of just watching someone you enjoy and mixes in ugly feelings like lust and other twisted forms of infatuation people confuse with love. I don't mind the boob window, I just mind she said it was her "personal request."
Fauna is still great of course, but this behavior worries me. It never ends well. I hope she dials it back next year.

Fauna in Moom stream!

>>38993638
why are saplings like this...

fauna in mumei chat

>>38994276
As long as she doesn’t go full slut like Marine or Vshojo, a little sexual teasing is fine.

>>38994276
There's being seductive with your body and there's being proud of your body.
Fauna is the latter.

>>38994369
My cute millennial nerd wife

>>38992189
happy birthday
and see you until next week

>>38994467
I could concede the latter is the case with the new outfit, but trying to argue that for the cow Fauna thing is untenable, and you'd have to very willingly delude yourself to believe that.

looking for a cute sapling girlfriend
doesnt have to be female

>>38994562
Cowfauna was a joke and the boobs were literally bolt ons.

>>38993936
I made a majority of them probably. They're usually all some kind of portmanteau of lowercase fauna and subject, like that one you posted is fausuke. I usually try to keep them as close to Fauna's aesthetic as possible, keep the original errors, and outline things in black. They're also all 346x339 unless they're extended like the mariokart one

>>38994077
probably, though that also seemed pretty exclusive to artists and other big names

>>38994683
the book one was just a message + submitting fanart or just a picture of your pets, i sent my cat as did many other people

>>38993828
I got tired of cope since it felt like half my posts were just to keep it from dying. Every talent, save for Fauna, has their own active split so the necessity of its existence isn't really there anyway.

>>38994276
I see where you're coming from. I used to appreciate the restrained amount of flirtyness she gave us early on. It was refreshing when so many vtubers are lewding it up constantly. Then Cow Fauna happened and it seems like she REALLY wants us to be horny for her now.

>>38994677
Yeah, a "joke" made conveniently before you go on break, when you have big breasts, when your fanbase calls you mommy - come on, anon.
I don't really care to change your mind, because you won't change mine. Let's agree to disagree, I guess. And as I said, I just find it worrying, but the good thing is that despite how heavy and openly flirtatious those moments are, they are very few. I can still watch Fauna without worry.

snail isn't the only one who needs to take their meds..

Cowfauna was a fanart trend that stemmed from a single matcha latte tweet.
It's like blaming Ina's back on Ina's horniness.
The difference is Fauna embraced it and made jokes about it.

>>38994677
A joke that included her retweeting a ton of erotic huge boob fan art of her wearing a bikini usually reserved for hentai manga characters

>>38995622
Ina made a joke out of that without dragging it on for months and randomly streaming with an awkward butt prop

>>38995622
It's just an old timeloop that people are trying to cash in on before her break for who knows what reason. Yes she's more comfortable being sexy, but she isn't vulgar about it. It's clever and tame. Her new outfit isn't even sexier than her default, just a different flavor of the same tier. If anyone actually has issues with her asking for a window and always referring to it with euphemisms instead of blatantly saying "oh my i asked for a cleavage cut" they're the problem. Bikinis aren't even lewd if you're older than the age of 16.

>>38994683
Ah fuck. I set my KurobaEx randomizes the file names. All my names are messed up. If you find the time, could you post a zip of your edits again? Either way, thanks artist anon for your edits.

look at your ugly posts, this is why we wontnget any hearts for a week

>>38995672
Gura frequently retweets worse.
If you've watched Fauna in any capacity, you'd know that she'd find the whole idea of hundreds of fanarts being drawn because of one joke tweet you made incredibly funny.
>>38995931
Fauna loves props and making props. The glasses that hang from her hair is just as awkward and just as dumb as the cow prop.
Fauna's whole deal is making jokes. The medium premium thing, the mommy jokes even when she doesn't try to play into being a mommy. She shouldn't be precluded from making a joke just because some guy on the internet is a prude.

I'm a pretty big (hypocritical) prude who's filtered easily by coomer shit and Fauna hasn't really done anything to cause concern for me. The cowkini thing just seemed like her having a bit of fun and frankly just taking advantage of a marketing opportunity. I'm not worried about it.

>>38996236
>Bikinis aren't even lewd
Cow print bikinis? You would go to the beach, see a girl in a cow print bikini, and not have a second thought about it?

>>38996472
If there was a girl wearing a regular bikini, and a girl wearing a cowprint bikini, the only thing I could infer from this is that the girl with the cowprint bikini has a better sense of humor.

>>38993638
There's always matrix and IRC

>>38996295
Sorry I won't actually make a dump of them just because I saw them on twitter and that bums me out. You can have this rarely shared one though. There are like 50 available in a gif that you can sometimes see posted too. Otherwise they're all in uuu archives

>>38996472
No anon, I'm not in the heat of puberty anymore. A bikini is a bikini regardless of its pattern. You might need to relax with the hentai if you're getting that excited

>>38996640
Fair enough anon, sorry about twt. thanks for the rare Fauna. I'll check past /uuu/s.
>>38996607
Now that I think of it , IRC or matrix does sound comfy

>>38996640
Please explain logically why Fauna specifically requested cow print without making it sound like a coomer thing. And no, "she was doing it ironically!" is not a good answer.

>>38996236
>honest concern is a coterie of anons that have nothing to gain from expressing said concern
If anything, this sort of pushback is the one that invites maliciousness. Sue me for liking chuubas that are more restrained on being flirty or openly parasocial. I just never thought Fauna, who never did that sort of thing, would suddenly start doing it. I've seen other chuubas like her do it, chuubas with an even harsher stance on being parasocial, and it never ends well.
I have faith Fauna won't end up like them, but this "it's just a joke!" cope fools no one. For whatever reason, "joke" or otherwise, she clearly enjoyed putting that image in the heads of saplings. She clearly enjoys the male attention that is sexually charged. Good thing she doesn't spend all her time just doing that. Good thing that her sense of humor and habit of making jokes haven't been reduced to just "joking" about things like that.

I don't know what else to say. I really like Fauna's content, I really like to unwind watching her, and I get very uncomfortable when a source of entertainment very openly derives pleasure from being seen sexually by the audience.
I'm merely her viewer. The happiness I derive from her should be regarding her content, it should be platonic. I shouldn't watch Fauna, or hear her voice, and be thinking with my cock.
I'm sorry such an innocuous opinion offends you so much.

dafuq is happening /here/

>>38991412
Fauna please please do a ASMR of nothing but kissing

Is it possible to survive on an island with no resources and the only food supply is Fauna's breast milk?

How long you will last on that island.

>>38997112
Have you read Steinbeck's East of Eden?
Some saplings are experiencing Aron's arc.

>>38997193
>He doesn't have access to the private twitter spaces

>>38997305
It's over.............

Fuck kissing I want feminization ASMR, please and thank you, Fauna

Not sure why you retards are arguing with this idiot who clearly doesn't fucking watch streams because Fauna has never been some bastion of purity during her streams and the only thing that changed was she stopped trying to keep an image that she accidentally erected on Twitter.

>>38997390
i want some good /become/ fauna fic but have never found any

>>38997539
That's because jannies hate /become/

>>38997528
Amazing, it's like your reading comprehension is below the level of a literal trisomy 21, mouth breather that eats his own shit.

>>38997112
>fauna on break
>sapling meltdown
lets not shit up the rest of the board too much huh guys

>>38997749
Watch streams

>>38997539
The AI thread had some, early November iirc. Those were screenshots involving an average sapling in a mental ward.

literally one of the first cowfaunas she retweeted was my wide fauna

The cowkini she made looked like a onesie with cleavage more than an actual bikini with the way it was cut off so this entire thing is baffling to me

>>38997811
Between Serana and Valerica, who did she side more with and why?

>>38997943
Its one retard being extremely defensive about his "innocuous opinion" instead of just moving on.

What do you guys think Fauna's spit tastes like

>>38998101
Aloe gel from the inside of the Aloe plant, idk

>>38998078
Ironic, it seems you're the dumb faggot that can't stop talking about it. How about you move on after accepting not everyone shares your exact opinion on Fauna?

>>38998207
I didn't even reply to (You) yet here are your picking arguments with everyone. You shared your opinion. Fair enough. Others find your take weird so they start discussing it. They are entitled to their opinion too. Instead of moving on and agreeing to disagree you are camping this thread begging for validation. You sound like a raging schizoid. Take a break from this place bud.

Please don't reply to me if you have some dignity left

>>38996607
zoomers are unironically afraid of using irc, also irc and discord culture are waaaaaaay different

>>38997943
>>38998768
>zoomers are unironically afraid of using irc, also irc and discord culture are waaaaaaay different
Good

>>38998557
How about next time you want to "discuss" something in a civil manner, you don't call an opinion you don't understand or agree with retarded? Or how about you don't suspiciously word your replies very similar by using the same insult twice?
I don't give a single fuck about your view on me, I just don't like your fucking pussyfooting. You don't like what I said, fine. You want to discuss, fine.
You want to insult me and get away with it? Not even in your dreams you stupid faggot.

Yall need to calm down, its just cowkini its not that deep

so this is what /uuu/ turns into when Fauna goes on break?

>>38998818 (me)
Sorry didn't mean to respond to
>>38997943

>>38998916
She doesn't even need to be on break. /uuu/ is slow enough it takes just one person samefagging to shit the thread up. Same thing happened during her recent Hitman stream when she mentioned why she isn't joining the Gura quiz thing.

everyday i think how much better it would be if you were just my clones

does fauna have any good asmrs to jerk off to, saplings

>>38999115
Priestess one is probably your best bet

>>38998818
thats why I dont use discord, most of the impresions I get from it are about people wanting to get attention but at the same they play hard to get with muh sekrit channels. im more than happy using irc and wont stop using till it goes away

Controversial take:
I don't like the boob window. Sure it's great to look at but it's impractical because there isn't another opening on her blouse that's underneath her breasts. Meaning if I'm fucking her tits, I have to face her legs. If I'm titfucking a girl I want to look at her face. Plus, that means my asshole would have to be directly over her face which I feel is very rude. Now Fauna doesn't seem like the type of girl who'd be okay eating ass but if even if she was I'd still think it'd be rude on principle.

>>38985784
They piss themselves regularly when coughing, sneezing, laughing, etc. Short urethra.

>>38994276
>>38995089
What you guys are complaining about is a clear sign of her feeling inadequate about her body. If she acts more seductive and people react, then that means people feel positive about her body and hence the inadequacies go away. I find it no coincidence that she is so defensive when some saplings call her "medium". So if you have anyone to blame, blame those people, not Fauna.

>>39000271
What

>>39000271
yes

Glad this thread got to go out in style for the break too

Uuu
I miss fauna
I'm going to miss /uuu/ and my sapling friends

>>38993273
Yeah, I hope I find some other hobbies and get out of this place by then. Otherwise, I'd be fucking broken.

>>38994276
It's all entertainment at the end of the day, retard. Who fucking cares? Let her have fun. Take your Puritanism elsewhere.

>>39000124
kek I was high when I read your post and I was contemplating for an hour why exactly boob window is a thing, cuz its so impractical. I stumbled upon this article >https://www.motivbase.com/post/understanding-the-boob-window
probably the dumbest shit I've ever read, still not as retarded as that one purityfag

I personally think fauna is seiso
BUt you guys don;t have anywhere else to go since other en members are so much worse

If something happens to fauna we can only wait for hl en 3

>>39002512
>fauna is seiso
You don't watch streams.
>don;t have anywhere else to go since other en members are so much worse
I don't care about other streamers, I'm here for Fauna. I'll stop watching vtubers if Fauna stops.

>>38997305
Wait, what? She actually has kissing asmr on her twitter spaces? I'm gonna check it out.

>>39000124
An even more controversial take: I don't like her twig horns. Horns are there as a secondary thing to pull when you are fucking someone from behind. However, her horns are far too dainty; I'm afraid I'll break them in half if I really start pounding her ass. Also, they make her look like she has radio antenna on her head, which portrays her as a robot, which then goes against her character of the avatar of nature.

Dragonforce just released a song about Skyrim. Wonder how fauna would like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX875XBcfMY

>>39000124
>Now Fauna doesn't seem like the type of girl who'd be okay eating ass
I dunno, Fauna gives off the vibe of somebody who'd eat her boyfriend's ass. Just a hunch of mine.

>>39003428
kind of a slow burn compared to normal dragonforce speed, but I do like strike of the ninja and dawn over a new world

>>39003573
Yeah it's kind of lyric focused. That could he why. There's some real bitchin solos though, so I don't mind.

https://twitter.com/SEIKEN_MAKEN/status/1603304921113108480?s=19
https://twitter.com/shimizuMFJ/status/1603306116829499392?s=19
cute soggy drawings

>>39003503
Dude, she won't even eat a steak. Do you really think she'd be okay eating ass?

>>39003864
Her boyfriend can consent to ass eating. Eating a literal ass is murder.

>>39003864
There's no vegan law about eating your man's ass.

Got an idea for an ASMR stream. Popsicle licking ASMR. It'll be the closest thing to hearing her sick our cocks.

>>39003573
It's kinda like half a Nightwish song.

>>39003929
Idk I find the leap of logic a bit too big
>I refuse to eat this medium rare t-bone steak
>But I would be willing to lick my boyfriend's asshole. The same part where poop comes out. Yeah he cleaned it really well but still. It's where the poop comes out.

>>39002746
>'ll stop watching vtubers if Fauna stops.
wow

Check out chibidoki
She is actually funny and has 0 sex appeal you will love it

>>39004018
Vegans don't eat meat on environmental, ethical, or health grounds. None of that has any obvious connection to eating ass.

I got my ass eaten once by a girl
And i can tell that fauna is not that type of girl
(on stream atleast)

>>39004018
Eating booty doesn't require the death of an animal

>>39004078
>>39004404
Can't really argue out of this one so I guess there's a possibility she'd be okay eating ass. Man that's still weird for me to process.

>>39004078
But it's safe to assume that many self-identified ethical vegans have not in fact given much serious thought to animal ethics. Rather it would be sentiment, disgust in particular, which guides dietary practice. This case would still leave us without a logically justified connection between abstention from steak and from ass, but it could be an interesting empirical question: are ethical vegans more or less inclined to eat ass than the general population?

>>39004574
Jonathan Haidt wrote a book about which sentiments are most foundational for various populations, and vegans (assuming they're left of center politically) probably care less about disgust than the median person.

>>39004548
My GF offered to eat my ass. I don't know what to say, especially given that it's not something I'd ask her to do, or do myself.

>>39004636
Understandable objection, but of course veganism is not a political dimension. And even if it is the case that veganism directly correlates with leftism, it could be that it does not correlate with disgust along the same lines as the general left.

>>39004882
Yeah, it's an a priori assumption at best.

What the hell happened my precious /uuu/? Why are you talking about eating asses?

>>39004967
Don't worry fau fau, we're just talking about eating ass.

>>39004954
I'll run the experiment with Fauna and we'll settle this question. Will report my results after the break

>>39005030
Bruh?

I don't think I'd want my ass eaten but man I would absolutely go to town on Fauna's ass.

manifest goth fauna

See you guys in the ERP threads, I suppose

Fauna is still your oshi even after causing the biggest yab in HoloEN?