/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3893206
no but i would beat her up

>>3893206
I would push her to take her own life

I'd date a corpse if it asked me out first.

No but I would send a lot of them to a women's monastery near Valaam

>>3893307
You're in luck

>>3893206
>Aqua
I feel good when I nurture maladjusted girls so yeah, I probably would.

I haven't watched Mel, Choco, Aqua, Shion. Which one should I date?

>>3893641
Mel, she's really sweet.
I wouldn't even be friends with the other 3

>>3893641
Shion obviously

>>3893414
isn't she married with kids

pussy is till pussy, can't really complain so i'll take it.
with caution, ofc

>>3893641
Choco is prime wife material

>>3893206
I wouldn't tolerate talking to Kiara for one minute

>>3893206
No, Kiara's too clingy for me. Sorry.

>>3893641
Choco or Mel.

>>3893709
rrat

>>3893709
She's 17...

>>3893641
Choco

>>3893206
if i had to date Ollie i would pierce my ears with a fork

>>3893206
date, no. Fuck, yes.

>>3893206
>Ayame
I don't want AIDS anon...

>>3893235
Me too. Btw im 6'7" and jacked

>>3893665
>>3893690
>>3893716
>>3893765
Aqua bros...

>>3894435
Aqua herself said that Choco would be a good wife
https://youtu.be/lw9A9mGGc8E

>>3894462
Onion has good taste.

>>3893206
I fucking hate the bitch but yeah, sure

>>3893206
Do chris or most of the taiwan vtuber count as holo now? No way they looked into midland china for stolen talent.

>>3893206
No, fuck Roboco.

a tempting offer, but alas, i am straight

>>3893206
Why wouldn't i, pussy is a pussy

>>3893206
>Would you date a girl
Yes please.

>>3893206
yes

>>3894280
same desu

Hell no, she's least favorite for a reason. And I'm not enough of a dick to just use her as connection to other holos and then dump her

>>3893206
I would never date Mori, nor talk to her, desu.

>>3893206
The real question should be whether she'd date me and the answer's no 'cause I'm unlovable and will die alone

>>3897874
>And I'm not enough of a dick to just use her as connection to other holos and then dump her
That's what I would do. I feel horrible now.

>>3898166
With one diff, though. I'd actually try to see if I've misjudged her and that maybe she's a different person without all the eyes on her.

>>3898166
You should. Repent and change your ways.

>>3898121
Beat me to it.

>>3893806
Shes Muslim she got married at 7

>>3898197
The one girl I did that to ended up becoming my best friend. So its a win for everyone. Except I didn't get the girl I want. She turned out to be a literal whore anyway. Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>3893206
Probably? I hear she's hot

>>3893414
Reminder that you can't marry Ollie under Indo law unless you revert to Islam.

Inshallah.

>>3893206
mori?
>forces you to listen to every new rap she comes up with
>cries if you criticize it for how terrible it is
>the only drink she allows you to have is cheap, shitty wine
>insists on rping as a reaper at all times, and will not respond if you don't play along
>all your friends leave because shes too autistic to act normal around people
>ruins every romanitc moment by injecting cringe and saying shit like "that was lit, senpai poggers yo"
no thanks

>>3893206
She lusts after her brother so I wouldn't even be able to

Do I have to stay with her, or can I use her to get in contact with my oshi and then ditch?

>>3893730
Kiara wouldn't be clingy over you lmao

No, I don't like shitty bird.

>>3893253
This.

>shitty bird or shitty mesugaki
ewwwww

>>3904049
>ruins every romanitc moment by injecting cringe and saying shit like "that was lit, senpai poggers yo"
based

My least favorite holo is probably a holostar. Sooooo... maybe? It's probably Miyabi or something and something like a simple hangout thing would probably be cool.

Don't actively hate anyone so least favorite is just someone I don't care for.

If it has to be a holo then I'm probably dating Mel or Iofi. So probably.

>>3894435
It’s not that she isn’t girlfriend material, but we really don’t want anon to date her. Nobody should have to do that unprepared.

>>3893206
I'd date anything with XX chromosomes.

>>3893709
yes.

>>3893206
>Kiara
Never.

>>3893206
I'm not touching Rushia, stay away from me

>>3893206
>Kiara/Shion
After dating a girl with similar personality to Kiara, I'll take my chances with Shion

>>3907953
>I'll take my chances with Shion
Good choice my man

I can't fucking stand Amelia, but i bet she got a dump truck fucking ass, so i might consider it

>>3907545
Even Polka's roommate?

>>3912129
i would definitely date polka´s roommate
no question
half a year workout and diet and you are left with the perfect wife

>>3912129
>woman starved for love
yes please

>>3912129
Dude she is literally wife material
There's much to love

>>3912129
especially Polka's roommate

>>3912321
>the perfect wife
Didn't Flare say Polka gets clingy sometimes? I remember that from a while ago, not perfect gf material

>>3915860
clinger > swinger

>>3915918
Based

Clingy is a plus

>>3917224
Clingy girls are cringe, we need a strong woman who doesn't beg you to stay with her 24/7 like a child

>>3893206
I had to use one of those sorters to figure out who was my least favorite and no I would not date Amelia

lol fuck no

>>3919599
Clingy is fine, neurotic girls that are a massive pain and almost impossible to deal with long term

>>3893206
>Luna
Sorry lunaitos, i'm not THAT much of a pedo

I wouldn't even date my favorite holo. I love you Sui-chan but you'd make an awful girlfriend.

>>3919599
I do want to stay with polka 24/7 tho

>>3893206
No. Never.

>>3915860
>Not wanting a clingy wife
Anon, what?

>>3893206
What if I like all the Holos and it's hard to pick a least favorite?1

>>3893206
it's tied between Miko, Luna, and Gura

yeah no. I'd fuck Miko though

>>3920852
Is it their voices that bother you? They all tend to be high pitch and squeaky, so if that's the case I get it.

Yeah, Kiara's roommate seems a lot less cunty than her as Kiara.

>>3921080
that's part of it, I dont like Gura mainly because I found her nihilism cope cringe

>>3899191
Gentlemen I'm boutta risk it all

>>3922041
Ah, that's fair. Not everyone's humor is for everybody. I do really like Miko personally, though.

>>3893206
>Matsuri
Hell no. She's repulsive.

>>3922707
Based, fuck Matsuri. Roberu didn't deserve to be treated like shit by her.

>>3898121
u ok? ;-;

>>3925506
Last thing I saw was a Robert bar talk with them and I thought it went well. what's the treated like shit story?

>>3893206
my least favourite holo is *your oshi* so id date them just to spite (you).

>>3925627
No

I already have a waifu, I wouldn't date anyone.

>>3893206
> Dating a Vapid whore like Choco
No, I would let myself be fucked by every homostar there is before I even grace that bitch with a date.

I would date any woman that approaches me

>>3893206
>Matsuri
No way in hell. I'm repulsed by her everything.