/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

the last brat's mum is a ho

>>38944332
bread!

Thanks for za bread!

>>38944332
Thanks for the bread! ~
>>38944388
I still won :^)

Bae said she takes baths to relieve stress when she's in a bad mood

>what does shiitake mean
lmao

uwaaaaaaah
She's determining how much % devil/angel IRyS is

>Australian convenience stores are desolate
Ozzies
Is she telling the truth?

Blue balled... she almost finished it

>>38946513
i don't nihongo, what did she mean by desolate?

>>38946772
She was comparing Japanese Konbini to Australian convenience stores and she said the Aussie ones are relatively simple in their selection with only some food and drink items while Japanese ones are straight up mini super markets

Time to shill the christmas merch

>>38946839
convenience stores here are pointless because supermarkets are so abundant and most convenience stuff you can pick up at the servo (gas station)

>Hasn't eaten dinner
>Hasn't had a bath
>Hasn't slept properly

>>38946839
from what i've seen on the net of japan marts, that sounds about right. and most of them are dead/dying in aus cause of the range being too low and prices too high compared to actual supermarkets, and the abundance of woolies/coles

there are branded ones that are similar to japan, they're rare though, and are probably bigger than the convenience stores in japan by floor space

servos like >>38946988 said would probably be the most similar thing in aus atm

>Bae going for a blood test in 7 hours
This is just a regular check up right?

>>38947252
Yeah listener-san convinced her to take tonight off after IRyS had to call out sick to get a check-up and buy vitamins

>>38947168
No wonder these girls are always getting sick. Bae at least has family taking care of her.

https://twitter.com/izuuumi831/status/1603009856663085057

>>38950231
Yeah, me

>>38950231
That's it, I'm becoming this rrat's onii-chan for Christmas and giving her diet and sleep correction

I will bae to get good sleep

>>38955231
My rat went to bed hungry...

Bae's bae's.

OUT FUCKING CLASSED

Looks like tl's doesn't start until like 20 minutes in. Did anything happen in the first 20 minutes worth translating?

>>38958086
eh, depends, the entire thing was a very light Q&A like talking about the difference between japan and other places, konbinis, how long have you studied japanese, favorite singer, why u wanna be a seiyuu, general stuff like that

bae has her own fridge in her flat?

>>38959501
How do you think she's able to chain chug red bulls that fast

>>38959501
She has her own kitchenette.

>>38959972
>>38959591
Damn that's nice, a literal gamer pad

think bae's converting me to the japanese VAs of persona
relistening to the english awakenings are.. pretty underwhelming in comparison

>>38966056
I wont sit here and shit on NA voiceacting because its actually good, but they really have to hamm it up, they lack chuuni spirit
Its why people love the Latin DBZ dub. Since i watched some clips and those guys are fucking screaming their ass off

>>38966216
NA VA in most games, especially female one, just sound exactly the same across games and characters.

>>38966216
Most NA VA's lack soul

>>38966216
It sucks because there are good english voice actors around
surely they could had someone like Charlie Adler play an antagonist

>>38966056
I've long since been converted to JP VA when available now, English VA physically makes me cringe at this point

>>38967441
I still can't do JP
You miss out on too many visuals

I will say, Kamoshida calling Anne a bitch after she awakens, still the funniest fucking shit in English in the entire game
It's actual perfect comedic timing

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603150344435159042

>>38968769
No doc can touch this rat.

they are

>>38967754
Nothing that many years of watching anime and just reading in general won't fix. At the very least, that's how I do it.
>>38968769
Hope that means she's doing well enough that she won't need more visits in the near future, unless it's for something specific, like prevention of vocal nodules.

>>38968769
Healthy rat! hopefully it went pretty smoothly

>>38969117
Cute

>>38969133
Hard to do at 30 with a full time job and kids

>>38969117
preYdator cute!

>>38972379
Infuriatingly cute

https://youtu.be/RP0tpnlUwRw

>>38974755
That wrap was great.

>>38974755
bruh, that wrap was kinda good.
When are these dorks releasing an actual cover/original?

Her trying to curse as hayko is cute

No Purse-owner later?

>>38979123
She mentioned during the nihongo stream that she decided to just take today off for health stuff anyway

bae....

>>38987484
Don't start, you're gonna make me start missing too...

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603231802034098176

>>38987484
>>38988029
Split whammy!

>>38988115
Bruh

>>38988115
Has the catalogue picked it up yet?

>>38990334
Which part, the rap? /hlgg/ discussed that hours ago when it dropped

>>38974755
This was pretty dorky and cute, I can tell they had fun with it
The singing part looks rehearsed and pre-planned where they had to work out some kind of flow to it, it would've been pretty funny if they tried and winged it on the spot but that wouldn't really work as a song lmao

Tomorrow is the final Pokemon stream right? I mean what else could be left now that she has done all the gym leaders and stars besides the final boss

>>38993499
Probably, it's just elite 4 and champion.

>>38993499
>>38994737
There's more than that, but it's little enough that I could see her finishing.
I think she still has the final fights for every storyline, plus the final arc that unlocks when you finish all three.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603271901597814785

i miss

If my schizo hunch is right and most of EN is going to Japan under the guise of "being sick" or "going home for the holidays", that means Bae is being left out again but this time off a JP offkai. Poor weeb rat....

>>39000009
she was never going and has addressed this
mumei isnt going
ina's dead
kiara is going next year
the entire plan was never more than fan fiction or an idea

>>39000181
Maybe it was a schizo hunch after all.. well if I'll be completely honest I don't think Bae would even pay much mind to her ENmates and just spend more time with her JP senpais instead, like that sausage offcollab she mentioned she wanted to do with Shuba

>>39000325
she would probably like to cross off her bucket list of shit she's formed with irys before ditchin her to hang out with japanese hags

>>39000381
Eh, that one's a given

"Ahem"
LESS THAN 48 HOURS TILL BAE'S FIRST HANDCAM STREAM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39000730
I'm kinda nervous but most importantly, I'm really excited

teeny
tiny
bae
fingies

Bae is

hidden pettan

when will she do a Chinese only stream?

Oh Bae....

>>39004299
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I SAW EVERYTHING YOU DUMB RAT
FUCKING FORGOT THE "LIKE"
HUGE L MOMENT BRUH FR FR

rat

So bae is a big fan of standup. Which comics would you recommend she check out if you could?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0SJP0vtHj0
Frame is up

>>39006161
None. Stand up has been utterly cucked for years, comedy is essentially dead. Can't offend anyone.

>>39008102
I like Mulaney

>>39006161
Old chapelle (nowadays he go got mindbroken and all of his jokes are TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY)
Norm Mcdonald
Schulz
Also his name eludes me but theres a fat black guy who has a dry tone but some really nice jokes

Rat!

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603383774922047488
Bae feeling chaotic and looking to spark war

>2022年「今年の漢字」
lmao

>>39014667
Gaslight of the year

>rrat is full of ojisans
Unexpected but unsurprising

>>39016609
Hey, I resent that. I'm gonna be 30 and achieve wizardom next year.

>>38944332
why would Bae make a YT ad of her just staring at you silently for a minute
kinda cringe tbqh

>>38993499
She mentioned wanting to do some multiplayer endgame stuff as well so I could see her playing with mooms a bit

>>38944332
>picrel
the prettiest design wasted on the weirdest retard man

I FUCKING LOVE SUBBAE

>>39016609
I'm not really an Oji-san (might be rare in this thread)
Far from it, I'm just into some niche cultures here and there

>>39020311

>>39020311
That's one interesting image
>no cookie

>>39020311
>>39020340
Oh my

Bruh

I want Bae to watch Die Hard with IRyS to mirror the old Gurame watchalong.

Baeby

>>39016609
Half of these threads want to breed Bae and the other half want to feed her stuff and kiss her forehead. Of course its full of old guys
>>39020353
The cookie is between her legs

>>39026139
What if I want to do both

>>39026139
Hey man I'm no ojisan and it's my goal to do both of those things

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603383774922047488

bae this question gets peopled killed you know

BAE STREAM IN SIGHT

>>38944332
My wife

im not crazy, theres pokemon tonight right

>>39036029
There is!

>>39016609
>only in my early to mid 20s
>stopped playing games coz theyre time consuming
>stopped watching anime coz theyre boring
>friends all talk about salaries and investments and paying taxes and shit
Maybe I am an ojisan...

>>39026139
More like half of me

>>39036494
>games are time consuming
>anime are boring
That's why you should be taking the manga pill. You can consume them at your own pace and there's so many of them you're sure to find quite a sizable amount you'll enjoy.

>>39037266
I would love to say I'd try it and I do have some in mind I wanna read but knowing me I'd just revert back to my current usual hobbies of Bae, music, and reading textbooks because I'm a nerd

...though you know what let me find where I can read manga from my phone, just in case

https://twitter.com/NamelessThree/status/1603537843133255680 bruh

>>39038877
Noice! I'm on team bamboo shoot by the way.

>>39038877
BRUH

15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0SJP0vtHj0

>No tweet
Prepare your #sleepwellbae

>>39040875
That doctor's visit really took a lot out of her...

#SLEEPWELLBAE

sleep well, bae.
sapling here, i was going to watch to cope but i cant even do that now

#sleepwellbae

>>39041270
She usually wakes up in around 30 minutes whenever she's late
Usually at least

she jwu, +30 minute delay
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603557760213585921

bae koko

>>39041542
BAE!

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1603558713909862400

>>39041888
fucking kek
Based Pako

>>39041888
Fucking based Pako lmao

>>39041888
lmao based Pako
I wish all papas/mamas had enough time to do this kind of stuff from time to time

Bae's live!

Telly post

Kaela approved grinding.

>>39043805
ELAPPROVED

Gamefreakchama....

Her lineup is so fucking busted jesus
Bae will have to try and lose at this point
Even Choketaro wont help here

bae...

I can't believe a Pokemon game made my rat cry
This moment of all moments even

>ARVEN I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGG

Is this entire final section boss gauntlets?
Not that I mind, I prefer it over the base game

>>39048050
Pretty much, yeah

>Sand pokemon

He's literally me

>i was seeded

>>39048050
Damn it really is a gauntlet lol

>>39050840
literally every pokemon game does this anon....

Man, it's really funny seeing Bae fuck up her picks yet still win. Sure, she's overleveled, but still.
Geeta is such a shit champion. They reeeeeeeally dropped the ball with her. Even if they somehow managed to redeem her with the DLC, it still won't change how boring her character and her fight are in the base game.

>>39051255
yeah shes pretty one dimensional and boring as shit

>>39051255
Doesn't help that the math damage for type vs type is OP as hell.

doing it with bae in front of a big crowd!

I can't belive Gamefreak had the protag fuck Nemona in the middle of a big city!

>lucario gets cc'd
>sends another mon that dies to cc
Bae...

bae please just attack and stop reviving lmao

Why does Bae use an attack that's super effective then not use the same move the next turn?

>>39052060
brain dont work

>>39052060
Pokemon is too hard for little kids

>>39052060
She's big brained.

>a hundred balls
Bae has a lot of stamina

>>39052541
all mine btw

This area is pretty cool
The vibes and all, it feels different form the rest of the game

>>39053570
If only the grass in this game wasn't completely devoid of any color

bae i love you with all my heart but today wasnt your best showing on the smarts scale

>>39054908
Good thing dumb Bae is entertaining

>>39054908
Quickballing is pretty smart on her part

I find the way she names her pokemon cute

this games story is retarded

>>39057555
the last fight is great though

until the scripted end fight which doesn't count

Bae walked past a shiny Gible right before she arrived at this cutscene

>>39057860
F

>>39057860
Just about the most useless shiny in the entire series.

>>39057952
Genuinely what the fuck did they mean by giving shiny gible such distinct colours and then pulling the old just lighten the shade a bit on garchomp

>>39058577
They pulled the same thing with the vast majority of the new S/V Pokemon. Most of them are
>It's right butt cheek has a mole that is one lighter shade of brown now.
tier.

>>39057555
Scarlet's is SO alkward compared to Violet's
Really glad I bought the latter

>>39057860
smol eyes bea

i cant take this shit seriously
its like literal B movie sci-fi

>>39058657
How does this section go in Violet?

>>39058880
Nta but it just makes more sense for a neglecting father being obsessed with cool future robot Pokemon.

>>39058880
the mom is a dad

Why does Bae act like she needs to put in any effort here. She's 20 levels overleveled she doesn't gotta try to sell this fight

>>39058880
Its the same, as in, the AI makes sense and the "weird pokemon, if you can even call them that" makes sense being that they are strange robots.
She 100% should have been some sort of weird bio-clone or something in this version. It doesnt fit the past themes at all and most of the "past paradox" Pokemon really arent that different enough

>>39059000
firstly she doesn't know better

secondly pokemon introducing soft level caps when?

Bae's overreacting so much. Jesas. It doesn't even feel like genuine reaction anymore.

>>39059381
Ohhhh its kinda a hype moment, its not so far fetched if you let yourself get into it

>overreacting
bruh she's 12 and playing a kids game

>>39059000
>>39059381
She's having fun bruh, you know you're allowed to have fun while playing games right?

>>39059381
Go to bed you jaded old scrooge.

>>39059381
Bro this is how Bae reacts to every game lmao

THEY CHEAT FOR YOU IF YOU ARE TOO DUMB LMAO

>39059381
Feels pretty genuine to me m8, she's having a blast
>New IP

>>39059471
>12

>39059500
lol

Add Bae to the list of people who didn't believe and used items

>>39059548
>Repeating same words over and over
>Genuine
lol

This is the best part of the game, hands down

>>39059533
you can literally just spam x items and heal a few times to eventually win by recoil damage from struggle

SHE DID IT
Damn Arven is just suffering and getting fucked throughout the game

>>39059657
Yeah but the cinematic way feels better

>global tourist new IP coming in to shit on a finale
sounds about right

>>39059751
oh yeah, but it's a bit silly for the end fight to let you spam x attacks while you have pokemon at 1 hp taking hit after hit and not losing so you don't feel sad

Why did they choose an Ed Sheeran song for the ending credits again LMAO

>>39059893
Cry about it.

>>39059931
Well, those who wanna meme like that will find a way. Their loss, I suppose

>>39060023
for suburban moms

Ed Sheeran wrote this song for pokemon and this is how Bae thanks him

chat is dumb again

SWEATYBUTT UwahhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!!

Ed Sheeran is someone who should be begging for dollars at a pub and not globally famous

naa naa naa

SWEATYBUTT I chose you!

>>39060298
grabbing baes sweaty ass in both hands and pulling her into you

AAAAAAAA TOMMOROW IS HANDCAM

>>39061620
What the fuck it is, big

Should I concernfag about the blood test details?

>>39062197
Nah.
>Yeah we see you're a woman so you have chronic iron deficiency from refusing to drink milk and eat things with iron in it like all other women go eat some iron pills.

>>39062197
lol no, every woman in their early 20s suffers from at minimum like 3-5 deficiencies when they take blood
iron being the most prominent
bae doesnt eat enough, or she doesnt eat the right foods

brain literally fried

RATE THE JOURNEY

>>39062942
WHO CARES, HANDS TOMORROW

>>39062942
My rat got emotionally invested in a Pokemon game and beat it/10
It was pretty fun, can't wait for the handcam stream tomorrow

>>39062942
>Skill rating:
10 year old child.
>Enjoyment rating:
Fun / 10
>BUTT rating:
BUTT / BUTT

>>39057860
Looking back now I don't see one, I think the flash of a dunsparce rused you

Oh hey this finally came out 4 hours ago.

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1603588423020736512
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1603588423020736512
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1603588423020736512

>>39063458
Oh shit I was wondering when this was gonna happen

>>39062942
BUTT / BUTT
The journey was great. Bae was really into it. I'm excited to see what other games Bae decided to tackle after Pokemon and Persona.

>>39063458
https://files.catbox.moe/oktxpt.mp4
full thing

>>39063639
>4'10 vs 4'11

>>39063639
thank you for your service

>>39063458
Damn that was a pretty smooth line from Bae in her audition video.

>>39063639
Just finished watching
Very cute

I want to challenge Bae to a Pokemon battle where all I use are Mausholds.

shes watching moom

>Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-EN: ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW

>bae what song should i sing

>Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-EN: waltzing matilda

Apparently bae doesnt know what mountain dew is

>>39062942
Im late but i love how her final lineup only had azumarill as a cutesy pokemon and then the biggest baddest niggas in the world

>>39068433
Given that she was told to get a huge power azumarill since bdsp I feel like even azumarill belongs in the "biggest baddest niggas" group

Yo brrats, Im glad Bae could drop by Mumei's karaoke after her stream, she even almost gets her to sing waltzing matilda, gotta love Bae

>>39068792
One day they will sing that song in an off-collab
Hopefully

rat

Bae in Chloe's chat

>>39071813
Did she notice?
>moonlight dendetsu
Nice

Oh shit we’re getting new emotes!

https://youtu.be/1UBosHxxCbE
Member's stream link.
>>39072632
Yey.
Fuck. I can't be 100% happy after they announced they're graduating Ash.

>>39072632
>>39072707
Fuck yeah, finally new emotes

Handcam frame is up too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIHkf4EK-0

rat

>>39073655
>One hundred trillion likes
Time to log into my 999+ alts, that'll dent it

Bae cute

>>39068433
I found it really cute
>No fanart of bae and azumarill acing cutesy while the superpowered pitbulls growl in the back

MuBae bump

>>39083680
>Superpowered Pitbull
Kek that fits Tyrannitar and Garchomp to a T

Hey brats, here's an early christmas gift from me. Hope your oshi has a great one.
https://litter.catbox.moe/o63inw.png

>>39086567
Holy cute, I love this piece. Hope you have a great one too anon!

>>38963295
>>38959501
First thing she bought with her Holomoney was an airfryer.
Second was a minifridge.
Girl's going full gamer mode.

MEMBERS
SOON
HANDS
TONIGHT

Reminder: One hour 'till the membership stream. Don't miss it!
Also, we'll get Bae's very first handcam stream in two hours and a half!

>>39097578
Baeby hands soon...

>>39086567
Thanks mate, much appreciate

>>39097578
I'm ngmi, it's gonna be like a twitter space that you can see
I hope she destroys the house afterwards

>>39086567
Are you namiori or did you just repost stuff from her fanbox

Soooooooooon (25 Minutes)
Members first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UBosHxxCbE

Starting now

Bae on the (member's) telly!

Good thing it's the same artist, so it doesn't feel weird.
>brats handshake

Mutual desire to breed the rat

>I'm out of the loop what's hooroo?
Since July apparently.

If there's no pomp having rat i'll be sad

Dapper looking Brats

Mr. Squeaks is a dapper fellow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUTE

So fucking cute man

Angy Bae is my new emoteoshi
No one else can take her

CUTE RAT

These emotes are genuinely an 11/10

>>39100614
Oh well...

These emotes are so goddamn cute
Especially the Bae ones

Is it normal for my heartbeats to increase exponentially at the sight of the blushing Bae emoji?

PUBLISHED
LET EM OUT
>>39101136
Shy Bae is the cutest thing ever

>>39101298
Need to headpat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0bZsqMcnM

>>39101298
I'm gonna have a heart attack at this rate
>captcha j2xmas
Thanks, Santa

This video is like a goddamn fever dream

Pure kino.

That was fucking good

My poor hardworking rat

Little Bae will grow up into a wonderful vocalist
Right now her singing is very rough

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603905905636278273

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1603906883152392192
Handcam tweet

Love these emotes
Love this rodent

There goes my thicc rrat wife

RATE THE EMOTES
RATE THE CUTE

>>39102327
OUI OUI/PP

an anon in global did the transparent BG-less versions of the emotes if you want them
>>39101437
>>39101556

>>39102327
Superbly cute emotes/10

>>39102327
WHAT A DEAL OUTTA TEN
MATING PRESS OUTTA TEN

>>39102327
Cute/10
10/cute

This is the first stream in almost two months I've been able to watch live, god I missed interacting with this cute rat.

Sapling (and occasional rrat fan) here...What is Bae doing in this thumbnail? Is she always this unsubtly horny?

>>39103018
Licking the lolli.

>>39103093
Oh I see, that looks so much more innocent than the thumbnail.
Sasuga rrat...she knows what she's doing.

>>39103018
yes
https://twitter.com/kutataSR/status/1595073029876613122

>>39102381
cheers

Me whenever I watch Bae.

https://youtu.be/asynnXWJzxo?t=214

I'm going to bed praying that when I woke up, no yabs happened and VOD will be waiting for me.

3 minutes aieeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIHkf4EK-0

Telly!

TELLY

Time.

>hotglue gun
Heh

Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me WE GOT NEW EMOTES AND I'M FUCKING BONKED? SUSAN YOU CUNT

AAAAAAA

Autist bros do your thing

So fucking small
My hand can stretch over the entire desk face

Im sure my hand can eat her entire hand

Can anyone show their own mat with their hand to make a comparison?

>Smol shaking hands
I NEED TO HOLD THEM

rrats, why is your oshi actually so cute when she's nervous? She needs to be this cute during collabs, I had no idea she was this fun to watch

>normally i'm good with my hands
>we're gonna do it nice and slow
This stream is gonna be a goldmine for many different reasons

What even are party gloves

>>39105082

this is going to be a loooong stream

>>39105082
super long gloves women used to wear

>>39105037
>the hole is not big enough, hold on

>the hole is not big enough
Uhh audiobros?

>Bae squirted
Yeah, on me.

>now we just hold it until it hardens

>now we just hold it until it hardens
SHE'S NOT EVEN TRYING

>hold it till it hardens
uoh

>now we just hold it until it hardens
Oh baeby

>Gingerbread shed keeps falling apart
Paparat would be disappointed at her construction skills

alright this is pretty cute ratfags

Turns out Bae is more chaotic IRL

>now we put the icing inside

Just add some loctite Bae, you got it.

>The icing getting on her black gloves

BRUH

Why does she keep twisting it

im already hard

Holy shit hand cam truly accentuates the rrat brain, I love it

>>39106360
>hasn't already cum and soft already
NGMI

>oh god x5
Nice

>>39106558
>Can only go one round
How are you ever gonna satisfy her like that bruh

>why does the icing taste salty

>why does the icing taste salty?
Bae...

>Why does the icing taste salty
COME ON BAE WHAT THE FUCK

>>39106734

>stop touching it bae
>i can't stop touching it
>what should be the design of the pp
Jesas

wtf bros why do you know cum is salty? did you taste your own cum? christ

>>39107063
we asked your mom

>>39107063
Yeah

>a lot of icing on her
Good stream