/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love me saffas

someone name a chuuba

The truth if out there, /wvt/

https://www.twitch.tv/halbernacht
ikemen /tg/ elf's playing the DLCs for MGR:R!

https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
EU4 Hag

>>38911765
irinakumai

https://www.twitch.tv/guardianzet
forest halfling bombergirl

How curious, despite being shilled here not a single recap has Mako in it. This is verifiable proof she viewbots and doesn’t have any actual viewers.

>>38911955
please I beg you
you have literally around 2 days to live please tell us the details what do you have to lose

To hell with Migos and schizos
Christmas is almost upon us /wvt/ i hope all of you will succeed and i hope all of you will continue to enjoy this silly vtubing world we live in
I personally have alot of fun and i'm glad i got to know alot of you chuubas and viewers!

*brap*

What makes her the way that she is

sneep

>>38911955
Come to think of it, not a single one had Jets or Neg in it, and only one had Clio. Do you actually think they're botting too?

>>38912976
People only started watching them recently

>>38912976
retardchama this is a year-long retrospective. one of those literally only started streaming a few months ago and the other two basically didn't exist on this thread's radar until like october.

>>38911765
diaperchuuber! (me)

>>38913023
this and timezones are a bitch

>>38912976
this is a year recap, neither of them have been streaming for more than a few months

Anons, it's a year long recap, avoid the schizos
Many weren't on the threads radar till at the earliest halfway through the year

>>38913193
mako's been raiding bag all year though

>>38913053
I see, I didn't know, yeah. So was Mako always on the thread's radar then?

Beatsaber vrchat was fun... i wanna do more.

>>38913367
how can you not know that the annual recap was a year long recap it's in the fucking name

>>38913367
She started getting shilled fairly regularly in at least June.

All these anons are arguing in bad faith. It’s obvious no one watches mako or even knows her.
This has exposed ‘her’ as a fraud yet again.

>>38913436
I meant I don't really follow the 4, hence my questions on them.

>>38913053
yeah based on some of my numbers i think the cutoff for the data collected in the recap was early-mid november which would also further why the aussies aren't appearing on many recaps

I'd post my recap but I already sent it to her and I don't want her to be disappointed in me knowing I post here.

https://www.twitch.tv/laponkotsu
not sure if the pin's internet just died for a sec or if this is a second stream but i'm linking it just in case

>>38913969
isn't this like her third stream today?

>>38914013
fourth

>>38914075
goddamn it's good to have her back

>>38913969
oh i get it

pinapple

>>38912796
This looks disgusting.

>>38914280
Kill yourself rin

PINPOOOON
PINPOOOON

FROM THE UNITED K
I'M LOOKIN FOR HEAVEN
I'M GOING TO TOONTOOOOWN

>>38913672
Please I am literally begging you
why bother speaking about other people when this is way more interesting
you only die once

>>38913955
I don’t get how she is successful at coombaiting, she’s not even attractive. Why do you haglovers have such low standards. Mako is ugly in personality, appearance off camera, on camera and her voice is horrible and twangy.
It is impossible for anyone of you to actually be real and not paid to like mako

>>38913672
yep the fact that not one "viewer" posts their recap proves it. Maybe she's just been shilling herself

>>38914831
>I don’t get how she is successful at coombaiting
Men want men

>>38914931
exactly, mako is a disgusting tranny who sadly has to pay viewers to watch and chat. I’m glad you agree

Dear Sloth,

Thank you for making the months in which i watched you enjoyable.

he's really mad and wearing diapers today

To whoever said skill issue the other day Nagoryuki just got nerfed dumbass

Is this just one guy replying to himself? What caused him to be so obsessed? Why has he not emptied his diaper?

>>38915170
His time on earth is very short anyhow. Old habits die hard and so will he.

>>38915190
He's mad that he'll never pass.

>>38915334
So all the people that are THAT mad at trannies are just trannies that are really jealous?

https://www.twitch.tv/kaorilupine
hyper tomboy's playin RE8

for the latina chuuba searching anon
https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
kind of an obvious pick, but anyway
https://www.twitch.tv/arururosario
brazilian and does a loli character voice, but still
https://www.twitch.tv/laavispa_vtuber
I barely know her, so can't say much
https://www.twitch.tv/verycherrii
already recommended previously
https://www.youtube.com/@PiedraLina/streams
https://www.twitch.tv/piedralina
mexican MIA art chuuba. She's young enough to not know MCR and refuses to swear last I watched her
https://www.youtube.com/c/RozaCoatl
https://www.twitch.tv/gini_mercurialis
Not really active on twitch, does a fuckton of shit
https://www.youtube.com/@YomiGardeniaCh
Not latina, I'm cheating, she's from spain, but her accent is lovely and so is her art!
https://www.twitch.tv/melindaesperanza
she writes in spanglish and DOESN'T FUCKING USES Ñ WHEN NEEDED AND SHE SPAMS CARINOS BUT YOU SHOULD WRITE CARIÑOS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. I'm assuming she's latina
https://www.twitch.tv/pickychannel
Doesn't need introduction here, but also not much of an accent imo
https://www.twitch.tv/coqui
something something centro america, also doesn't need introduction here
I have some more that stream in spanish, but not much, and also off topic

>>38915411
Some of them are people who were groomed or otherwise victimized by trannies.

>>38915558
>DOESN'T FUCKING USES Ñ WHEN NEEDED AND SHE SPAMS CARINOS BUT YOU SHOULD WRITE CARIÑOS
I see I'm not the only one bothered by that lmao

>>38915188
it's ok I don't play Strive, will do when they bring someone that plays like Slayer/Kliff/Baiken/Anji back (yes those last two ARE in the game in name, but holy fuck what IS that Baiken?)

>>38915558
based

>>38915753
More importantly, when are YOU modding 3D Letania over Xrd Slayer?

hey you! what stream are you watching RIGHT NOW

>>38915919
https://www.twitch.tv/halbernacht

Watchin this elf boy (mimic) play MGR

>>38915919
pinpon

>>38915159
Are you okay? did i do something wrong?

rebel is shockingly well-behaved in pin's chat and nowhere else. he actually kinda stays on topic and tries to banter.

>>38915558
thanks for the help anon

>>38915919
watchin pin but I really should go the fuck to bed soon. just wanna work on a little thing.

>>38916151
Autism to autism communication

>>38915853
Xrd modding is hard... also I'd rather mod her over Baiken so she can play a Katana/heavily japanese themed character to fulfill her Asuka period autism. That or Jhonny because Katana.

>>38915558
Puerto Rico has been US for 100+ years anon, it's time to let go

Foks loev.

>>38916258
>Baiken
You'd have to take off one of her arms!
>Johnny
You have to give her a character she'd reasonably be able to play... also, what would she even throw instead of coins?

>>38916288
yeah I just subconsciously ignore centro america for the most part, Latam for me is South America + Mexico

>>38915753
>what is that baiken

>>38916151
warms my heart

>>38916511
I can't fucking believe they're buffing crossup youzansen, it was already unpunishable, fucking hell.

>>38916151
I saw him asking if she wanted game recs the other day and was dreading his usual falloutarkwife shit but then he said she should try "populace" (populus?) and it really caught me off guard

>>38916361
>You'd have to take off one of her arms!
yeah, but giving her a kimono and japanese shit seems like a massive plus
>You have to give her a character she'd reasonably be able to play
in all due honesty I don't think she'll play enough for this to matter, she can just do gatlings and throw mist finers in neutral and be fine for casual play
>also, what would she even throw instead of coins?
Roses could be nice, they're all over he design. Now I'm thinking on Dudleytania...

>>38915650
that doesn't seem statistically sound.

>>38916602
It's weird how he just chooses random chats to be friendly and normal in.

>>38916548
have you considered 6P?
or to just play Ky?

>>38916151

>>38916736
Sir, Rebel looks like a mushroom with glasses on its stem.

why does the Lapin stream feel just like the Vel one now

>>38916736
oh nooooooooo

>>38916765
Lapin made that after taming a wojak spammer

https://www.twitch.tv/corpse_ch
corpse is maaaaaybe progressing the story in dragon quest treasures today! (she's probably just going to focus on getting more rich)

>>38916857
The same one thought to be Shania?

>>38911396
didn't we already have a josa padoru OP

>>38917645
this one is human

Vampire love!

>>38918091
I want to tuck her into bed and tell her she did a good job

>>38918091
vampire love!

>>38918209
sounds nice!

most likely /here/ chuuba to be violently racist?

>>38918503
Jones

>>38918503
Jones

>>38918091
>>38918294
>>38918250
love this kraut hag

>>38918526
>>38918559
Likely, not actually confirmed.

https://www.twitch.tv/tomakeys
funke munke teamfight tactics

>lapin rauding mau
the rrats... you guys told me...

>>38917037
>silent streamer
>silent game
Ok.

https://www.twitch.tv/cloverchibi
clover's playing red dead redemption 2!

>>38918503
Kiki

>>38918669
anon, pin has talked about texting mau at work...

>>38918615
Atropa?

>>38918743
Atropa is too gay to be racist

>>38918669
nothing surprising about a girl raiding her boyfriend

>>38918734
the rabbit or the mouse?

>>38918669
Shes also raided woozle, kongou and some japanese girl today too

>>38918772
she's a libertarian, racism comes with the territory

>>38918974
She's the gay kind of libertarian though

https://www.twitch.tv/alvin_martinez_

Fallout New Vegas Vtuber!

>>38919060
Go away Rebel

>>38919022
>white gay
nah

>>38918772
Didn't she literally have the turner diaries

>>38919060
Where's her wiggly emote and her headpatting redeem?

>>38919126
O... that's right... This thread is only for the same 40 wiggly headpatting vtubers and their discord kittens... My mistake. Sorry. Understandable.

Have you thought about getting a cute kemo model?

>>38919212
Yeah, so why don't you leave? Nobody wants to watch vtubers without a headpat redeem but you.

Have you thought about getting a funny clown model?

Have you thought about getting a good emote dumbass?

What's wrong with headpat redeem >.<

https://youtu.be/l_r1VnnYIjc

What was the oldest VOD you watched today?

have you RAN RAN RUUU

>>38919382
overused. Be like Moriko and make it a 5 minute ban

>>38919382
Rebel has severe schizophrenia and connects the dots that aren't there.
A bunch of vtubers that banned him have headpatting redeems, so that's clearly correlation.

>>38919213
No, I'm going to try a scalie model instead

>>38918735
>>38918787
AND HE'S TALKIN WITH LAPIN
WHO SHOULD PROB'LY BE NAPPIN
AND HE THINKS THAT HE'LL MAKE HER HIS WIFE

GIVE US A STREAM, YOU'RE THE CHUUBA MAN

>>38919382
nothing it's just a resident schizo being a resident schizo and a resident shitposter enabling them instead of ignoring them
looking at my twitch recap my most used emote this year was a headpat

>>38919382
nothing wrong with it but there's a bunch of alternatives
head scratch, cheek rub, hug, hair tussle, ect
no need to be restricted to what other people are doing

just like wigglies are fine but people often use them in place of a regular dance emote which could be more creative, unique, and fun

>>38919539
>>just like wigglies are fine but people often use them in place of a regular dance emote which could be more creative, unique, and fun
Wigglies are completely fine, the only good dance emote I've seen recently was MoccaRats

Kimi's model gets cuter and cuter

https://www.twitch.tv/gondola_gamingvt
gondola's building an AMERICAN gundam tonight!

>>38919580
is kimi streaming again now?? i've been waiting for so long

>>38919645
No, just posting previews

I want Woozle and Lapin to play toontown

>>38919699
Woozle only likes platformers.

>>38919719
No he doesn't what

https://www.twitch.tv/AshtonMarten
menherace rratt plays twitter femboy undertale

fuck you twitch I don' t want to watch Jets that much but she's always at the top of recommended, why is my oshi not even there when she's streaming? Or the other 3 people on the top of my recap? fuck you Bezos

https://twitter.com/CallieCalicoTV/status/1600631280546234368

calliecats...

>>38913969
Seeing Lapin succeed makes me so happy. She deserves it.

>>38919923
I hope it isn't people hyping her up being back but I have noticed a lot more twitch natives in her chat

Would you take a daki of your oshi to daki-con 2023?

>>38919986
I don't go to cons otherwise yes

https://www.twitch.tv/mikanthemink
chatty fishermink's on with more stardew valley

>>38919539
you are messing with people you shouldn't pal
the wiggly network runs deep
if I were you I would put that creativity into finding new and interesting ways to keep yourself alive

>>38919887
The lewd version is great but it's too bad there's no full nude version, the ribbon she's wearing hides too much of her chubbiness

>>38919887
You're late on the draw my lad.

>>38920321
She posted the art of the full nude versions and said she might do a run of them in the future but wanted to keep her first run limited.

https://www.twitch.tv/komatsu
teahouse dragons taking down more giants in shadow of the colossus!

>>38920744
Please do not post giantess Koma.

>>38920437
That's understandable, these things can't be done at a loss

>>38920795
it's a really nice image for that game anon come on

>>38920744
Does she stream regularly now?

I love my hag, bros.

>>38920901
What do you love about her? She seems like egg except not a collab pest.

>>38918743
She literally has holocaust survivor relatives. She mentioned them when she had that collab with a marxist.

>>38920901
Still waiting on that ringfit compilation...

https://www.twitch.tv/puretoxicstreams

Fallout New Vegas Vtuber!

>>38921281
>rebel recommends an allegedly poisonous streamer
is he telling me to kill myself? how aggressive

Lapin won.

>>38921342
Lapin was diagnosed with a toontown addiction

>>38921398
She got doped up with the Sil-E...

My future is nothing but dark
I don't care anymore

Viewers,
How do I find them?
Please tell me
I thought I was being good
I had perfect broadcasting on stream
I worked hard at networking too
My average views weren't too bad either
But the brainworms are strong, they won't come off

Don't look down on me with your cheerful attitude
It's annoying
It's so bright how you're chasing after stardom
I'll just rot away like this at the very bottom of the catalog
My streaming career will just pass away
Even my tweets have withered away

I had lots of dreams when I debuted
I wanted to become twitch partner
A corpo streamer didn't seem bad either
Remember the gold era
They're all just "if I were to choose"
I didn't do any of my reps for them
Because they're "dreams"

I'd lived a life without any hardships
So I just believed without any doubts

Cliques,
How can I talk about them?
Please tell me
I thought I was being good
"Graduate, 2 view"
I read all the posts but there's no point
She's more successful, even while being "inferior"
The menhera is too strong, it won't shut up

Don't look down on us with your earnestness
It's annoying
I'm so jealous of how you talk with passion
I'll just rot away like this at the very bottom of the catalog
I'll selfpost, dumbfounded
Even my tweets have withered away

I was praised a lot when I was a no views
They all expected a lot from my future
I got subs and throne presents
I wish that could go on forever
But the numbers of them so obviously go down
And then, it's normal to not get anything at all
It's all like a dream

But still, I lived a life without any cliq
So I believed, without any doubts

My future is nothing but dark
I don't care anymore

Views,
How do I find them?
Please tell me
I was gonna make it, you know!?
I became a "chuuba" without problems
I've done what I've been told to do
My looks aren't especially good
I will never gonna make it

Don't look down on me with your frantic attitude
It's annoying
I hate your crazy-sounding posts
I'll just rot away like this at the very bottom of the catalog
My streaming career will just pass away
Even my tweets have withered away
They've withered away

>>38921568
Include the original song you idiot

I miss Takako...

>>38921615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xfNTyy-Xhk

>>38921682
Farming channel points is so fun! How many VOD hours have you watched anon?

>>38921084
Oh fuck I'll work on it

>>38920795
>>38920744
tall mommy dommy buff dragon girl!!!

>>38921682
>7 messages sent
IMPURE LURKER, UNCLEAN

>>38921711
That's better

>>38921026
>atropa is jewish
hagbros...it's over

>>38921763
shimada...

>>38921742
i have very few channel points i cant sleep unless i have kk on (almost always vods) this is real and i have been like this for a year

>>38921831
I love my autistic buff tiger girl

>>38921812
They married into the family, but she's too bi to be a real nazi.

i wish i could proudly boast about my partner like this...

>>38921866
>too bi to be a real nazi
Never heard of Milo?

>>38921860
gosler...

>>38921880
clauvio...

>>38921884
Gosler is dead, anon. It's time to move on. He gave up his life so you could have tiger GFE. Don't besmirch his memory.

Which chuuba is most likely to have Nazi relatives?

>>38921948
The Brazilians

>>38921880
ow ouch owie this is painfully embarrassing

>>38921948
Nimu

>>38921948
jones
aria
alaric

>>38921948
I think Cletus mentioned having one

>>38921880
>no one watches or follows him so his girlfriend has to beg
the absolute state of m*le chuubas

>>38921987
>Alaric
Isn't he pretty liberal

>>38921948
the canadians

>>38921026
>>38921812

>>38921948
Viewer but I have actual confirmed nazi relatives. An old great aunt or something. I've seen pictures.

>>38922034
JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THAT

>>38922124
we are running out of content to adapt and creatively bankrupt to think of anything new... please andastand

>>38922124
This is something that really happened. And the person in the video? Albert Einstein.
Please understand.

>>38921948
No Nazi's, but I did have a immigrant coworker from Africa recognize my last name, to the discomfort of all.

>>38921880
if my so shouted me out like that I'd just graduate on the spot.

>>38921664
does is ds is dod od did did she died ?xrrnv

>>38922235
redditor

is anyone autistic enough to go through all the twitch recaps chuubas have posted to see who has the most subs and the fewest and tierlist it?

Love this dog oomfies

>>38922510
too big

>>38922386
Most subs: oil barons
Least subs: poor people
Not complicated

https://www.twitch.tv/mamituvtuber

Fallout New Vegas Vtuber!

>>38922386
If there was a nice list of all the recaps I would

>>38922034
Why don’t they break the glass

>>38922510
not nearly fat enough, if she's not 400+ pounds I'm not interested

>>38922520
I like it.

Which vtubers are most likely to look after and care for the elderly?

what happened to the pony vtubers?

>>38922596
Susan.

>>38922574
unf, thank you
t. >>38922573

>>38922574
guys I think mint may like fat chicks

>>38922648
crazier concept: mint may be a fat chick

>>38922573
https://youtu.be/KcGsWVKtiuM

>>38922596
elderly ones, like Atropa or Letania
>>38922666
I think both

>>38922597
That's Cletus.

>>38921664
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll stream again before Christmas

>>38922688
Hell no, the remaining back function I had got ruined by working in nursing, I'm not doing elderly care again, my back is fucked from that shit.

>>38922805
common boot L

Which vtubers are most likely to spend everyday honoring and treasuring their family?

>>38922690
Glad I'm known as that. I'd post a pony gif if it wouldn't get me banned

>>38922924
Abi or Athena Bambina

I feel like I should make more social slice of life tweets to seem less like a passionless content robot but I feel like since nobody follows or engages with my twitter I should keep it strictly as an advertisement for my content right now

>>38923086
i love my autistic little rodent sister

>>38923140
No one engages with your twitter -> so you don't tweet -> so no one engages with your twitter -> so you

>>38922596
>>38922924
Definitely not any men, men are scum that are obsessed with sex

>>38923242
Yes, and?

>>38923096
>Athena bambina
Ah yes, the wholesome racist friend of Rin Wasabi

>>38923296

>>38923243
I think Tiredsquidd could fit the bill though. Even if she surrounds herself with males in sausage fest collabs that nobody can listen to when they're trying to relax.

>support small indie vtuber
>show up in her chat a lot
>she's always happy to see me
>channel grows, gets more busy
>get shy and move on to another small indie
vicious cycle

>>38922688
>I think both
She likes to self insert so I guess she would like looking at porn with fat chicks, explains her skeb choices

>>38923354
is that TheSpiderling????

>>38923428
I think that's kind of fun though, isn't it? Like a princess raising sim that you can visit periodically to check her status

>>38923428
>>38923428
>the thumbnail
>the filename
I'm going to kick your ass

Any vtubers who are single moms?

>>38923604
Every one of them that I've met

I've watched my oshi's CCV double over the course of the year... it feels good.

I'm the reason LaponKotsu had 100 ccv today. Don't @ me.

>>38923662
>I'm the reason she quit!
>I'm the reason she's popular again!
Just delusional fat fag things

>>38923604
Callie Callico

>>38923662
schizodere

>>38923821
Anon, that's Rebel's writing style...

>>38923604
there is one JP chuuba who likes streaming to cuck her husband, even doing a viewer's cock rating stream.

>feeling personally responsible for a chuuba's success
how do I achieve this level of schizo? it sounds nice

>>38923933
Nothing wrong with being there from day 1

i want to marry dot, kyou, and mei

>>38923933
>Not being indirectly or directly responsible for at least ONE chuuba making it

After 2 years even by tumbling at random you can make it happen.
Me? I carry the world on my shoulders.

>>38923933
Don't.
When a chuuba credits you for doing the bare minimum managerwork like linking or telling them to delete vods referencing the chans or whatever, you just end up feeling like an asshole.

>>38924050
I curse you so you lose both of your worlds

>>38923841
Do kittens count?

>>38924072
>Telling them to delete VODS mentioning the chans
You have autism

Everyone please keep posting twitch recaps I want to see myself show up in one ;-;

>>38924135
It is really not something I should've been thanked for, yeah.

>>38923933
You actually do it and be a schizo.

>>38924072
>you just end up feeling like an asshole.
What?
Seems you have a personal problem.

>>38924212
Because nothing I did got them to 50ccv and above. It was their own initiative and effort.
She's at partner numbers levels now, and I can only hope that I've been forgotten.

>>38924110
Yes, I gave her a litter

Caring about numbers beyond having an active chat is not looked down on as much as it should be

>>38924364
You can't shit on 0views like rebelearthsky for streaming to 0viewers for 7 years and have people accept your post at the same time.

>>38924320
I think you have some self esteem issues or something, if someone misattributed praise to me I'd simply shrug it off.

>>38924441
Yes you can, fuck off Rebel, you deserve to be a 0 view

>>38924441
I dont shit on people with low viewer numbers at all
I wish everyone could have an active chat
Thats the one metric that numbers are important for

>>38924500
You're talking to a chuuba with emotes only chat

I'm loyal and will watch my the indies I supported until they graduate or their pathetic weak chuuba bodies give out.

What is most important?

A.) public donations

B.) viewercount

C.) chat messages sent

D.) time streamed.

Also I think more vtubers should have feedback forms, but not the curious cat bullshit or marshmallow. Something like a survey website or application or something I think would be ideal.

>>38924594
Important for what?

>>38924624
To you to respect a vtubers work.

my penis in my loving chuuba wife in very important for growth (of her tits and our future child)

I want to cuddle with my oshis....

>>38919580
>>38919645
>>38919687
boring comfort woman please come back

>>38924594
The enjoyment you derive from streaming is the most important.
If you're bored by streaming or hate doing it you should stop.

>>38924719
sometimes my oshis fight over which of them i should watch...

>>38924753
When my oshis overlap I like to imagine they are fighting for me...

>>38923459
I want to insert my self into her

>>38924836
>oshi catches me in my other oshi's stream
>doesn't read any of my chats next time she streams
the cold shoulder...

>>38923296
>caring about racism on 4chan
newfag

What games are tending? Still dwarf fortress and RE or have things fizzled out on that end like the elden ring craze?

If I was smarter I would design a game. I can't believe how much money people spend to stay relevant.

>>38924902
>people spend 60 or more on games regularly
It's just a few whales, right? I feel bad when I spend more than $20 on a game, unless I've wanted it for a long while

>oshi catches me in my other oshi's stream
>they're already best friends and their bond they share is me as their vieweroshi
You are now menhera.

>>38924966
These vtubers buy a game for $70 and then stream it for a month and never touch it again after the corpos moved on.

>>38924992
>oshi sees me in other stream
>finds me in real life and kidnaps me with a gun to my face so I'll never leave her
please send help i don't know her address im posting on a shittyy kindle she forgot in her closet

>>38924992
GIWTWM

>>38925053
>they think they watch them only for the game they play
If that were the case, they'd just watch let's plays

>>38924902
That's why you take the retropill, you get to seem cool and cultured to the average viewer and you just emulate everything

>oshi catches me in other oshi's stream
>starts making fun of me on her stream and referring to me by the name my other oshi uses for her viewers
now all the other viewers know i've been unfaithful...

>>38924641
>Respect
The only one that matters there is time streamed, and even then its not the most important thing.
Good vtubers often have more chat messages sent or more viewers but that's not why I respect them.

Are you /asp/ or something?

>>38924877
>other oshi
what the fuck anon

>>38924720
I find her fascinating and comforting. I miss her streams alot.

>oshi catches me in other oshi's stream
>invites me to Christmas with her family and pays the plane ticket
>when I arrive she welcomes me in the door by handing me a daki of my other oshi and says I'm her plus one and I can't leave the sight of my daki chaperone or I'll be left on the streets
>eat dinner quietly while her parents tell me I'm being rude by not feeding the daki
Why couldn't we live in the koopa becomes koopa timeline?

>oshi catches me in another stream
>have friendly chat and @ each other back and forth
It's just that easy, bros

>oshi catches me in another stream
>"so you like tomboys, huh anon? fufufu..."
w-what did she mean by this?

>oshi catches me calling another vtuber my oshi
>rants on stream about how having more than one oshi is forbidden
What did she mean by this

>oshi sees oshi mnanother steram
>shoots me in the head and keeps my corpse as a guest
>what a cowabummer!

>catches my viewers in other streams
>don't engage with them when they talk to me because stream etiquette is to keep the focus on the stream

>oshi catches me calling another vtuber my oshi
>they invite me to the secret poly-oshi havers discord
What did she mean by this?

I love cows so much bros

>>38925334
lucky, my oshi never teases me about my fetishes
althought that's mostly because there's not really a lot of tall girl chuubas you fucking dwarven people

>>38925458
Should've developed a loli fetish instead.

>>38925458
>people say vtuber is tall
>she's like 5'10
fucking midgets

>>38925458
Jetsgosling...

You don't "develop" a "loli ""fetish" "

>>38925486
i don't have bad memories of small people

>>38925507
5'10 is very tall for a girl, anon.

>>38925524
She's still short to me, she should've drank more milk

>>38925511
Not me. Funnily enough, Shimada HAS made fun of me after catching me in Jets' stream though.

>>38925507
>>38925524
tall girl is relative to your own height, you have to be able to suck their tits while standing up straight

>>38925426
Arypie...

>No one posted Nyaru fat thighs
I am fucking dissapointed in all of you
https://files.catbox.moe/0wja81.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gvjkhy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/6s3b50.png

>>38925397
This post reads as LaponKotsu. I wonder who her oshi is hmmm?

>>38925582
What would that be if I'm 6ft? Like 6'4?

>>38925606
i go to the /nyaru/ thread for it anon. do they have any webms yet?

>>38925606
>Are you backed up?
>Have some pictures of my thighs anon

>>38925606
>that third one
JESUS

>>38925606
architect bros, we're back

>>38925628
tall girls don't exist for you anon, i'm sorry

>>38925606

>>38925606
She made a separate spinoff thread for her /pcg/ coomer cult. What's there to talk about?

https://www.twitch.tv/calliecalico
house arrest magical girl's doing more archeology in megaman legends!

>>38925685
I swear I saw a tall chinese girl, it's totally not that I was hunched over. There's still hope, right?

>>38925721
>>38925640
WHO GIVES A SHIT I NEVER TOUCH ANY THREAD OTHER THAN THIS PLACE AND THAT WON'T CHANGE POST NYARU ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

>>38925741
There isn't.
Please stop going the grass is greener on being tall, girls that prefer tall men are so common that that's absurd.

>>38925721
funnily enough /pcg/ hates nyaru

>>38925787
why

>>38925770
sorry anon i only have pics of nyaru's model from streams

>>38925786
My severe autism balances it out

>>38925815
some of their posters think of her as a leech

>>38924694
Carmine....

>oshi keeps track of the threads and knows who I watch
>keeps a cool head and good humor about it
>doesn't know how less than 80 miles I live to some of the femchuubas I watch
>wouldn't care because she knows I'm loyal
I think I just figured out who my oshi is.

>>38925787
That's not too surprising. Nyaru inclined a little and suddenly she decided she's a camgirl.

>>38925250
Yes there is nothing wrong with that. Just like Ina, Drawing with them with little talk while both focusing on finishing a piece is something not many art stream can give

>>38925907
Nope

I fucking give up. I can't lie to myself any longer and pretend i'm some unicorn chad. I still like Lapin and I'm going to start watching her again. She's one of the only wvt that can still make me laugh. I'll just deal with the shit chat and lapigos
t.blackswift

i'd say go to hell but you're already in france

>>38926245
please dont
please just leave
she doesnt want you around no one does

>>38925741
Used to go to church with a guy who was like 6'7". His wife was an inch taller than him. Get to praying.

>>38926245
Damn dude just go to therapy or kill yourself at this point

I really feel as though my petty support is what helps LaponKotsu find the will to stream, but deep down I know that her strength comes from within.

Advent

I like it when I make streamers laugh.

why are all tranny vtubers so bad

>>38927003
you're watching the wrong ones

>>38927003
Anon, you gotta give examples.

>>38927003
>want to be an anime girl
>try to be an anime girl
>no one can tell you you're bad at being an anime girl

https://www.twitch.tv/mamituvtuber

Fallout New Vegas Vtuber!

>>38927109
everyday until we like it?

please someone play Halo infinite with me, I CANT PLAY WITH RANDOMS BRO!
I AM GONNA SAY GAMER WORDS!

>>38927310
Do it, twink

>>38927310
Oh sweet! A collab pest!

>>38927385
>>38927385
>>38927385
new thread move whenever

>>38927394
who?

>>38927310
junii... you have to learn how to carry...

>>38927310
>captures 1
Go to free for all. You're not cut out for team work.

>>38927519
is... is.. all i do, is carry...
I need someone to carry me one day.

>>38927679
carrying a hedgehog boy... bridal carrying a hedgehog boy...

please someone play ARK with me, I CANT PLAY WITH RANDOMS BRO!
I AM GONNA SAY GAMER WORDS!

>>38927762
Fireman's carrying a hedgehog boy... Attitude Adjustment on the hedgehog boy... kickout at 2 from the hedgehog boy...