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>>38892628Need more pictures of Holos holding their cats
Reine likes holes too much
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwc-LH8IGj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwc-LH8IGj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwc-LH8IGj8
Reminder I'm always right and you're always wrong
I love Mori!
>Reine likes holes
TakaMori love!
rrat
Do you really have what it takes to be Koyori's partner?You think you can make her happy, but are you man enough?Do you have the stamina and endurance to satisfy her insatiable lust? If you can't plow her wet coyote pussy for at least six hours straight in 15 different positions and fill her hag womb a dozen times throughout that session then don't even think about. You're still in the amateur league. Try a beginner's sex holo like Aqua or Luna who will pass out and be exhausted after just 5 mins of you humping them. You're not ready for the big leagues yet, squirt.
Takamori!
Reine likes holes
I love Mori and am glad so many things are going well for her right now! May they continue and may everyone else quickly getting over not feeling good.
Matsuri is cute!
I want to have fucky fucky sex time with Koyori
>>38892435hag talons aa
>>38892794you're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnrclX-WeHI
Why has Hololive EN in 2022 just been constantly THIS?
>>38892794you're wrong
>>38892812If I get a good jar of mayo in me I'll be unstoppable
>>38892812>Luna who will pass out and be exhausted after just 5 mins of you humping themI mean nothing would actually change when she passes out. She's just laying there either way
>>38892853>when you beat a level in super meat boy
>>38892853did he die?
>>38892802>>38892814Now kiss.
thats my hole btwmy hole was made for Reine
>>38892843I miss early Ame
>>38892875no shoe
Squishy cat
>this hole was made for medo not post the webm
>>38892796>>38892816Great posts!
>>38892890
I love Fauna, she is the cutest person alive
reine cumming
Good morning, I am absolutely infatuated with this woman like you wouldn't believe
GO REINE GO
>>38892895you're a bigger man than me dude, miss me with that pegging stuff
>>38892794wtf why did the mods sticky this
What Hololive songs are good enough to be judged as "real" music?
>>38892922
Lapsama my friend
For me it's these three
>>38892953fuck you, she is my wife>>38892930
>>38892959I'm Greedy
>>38892930>>38892953
>>38892915Disregard this man, post it.
>>38892953morning. i'm out myself, enjoy the rest of the day.
Reine is tripping balls
>>38892930>>38892953>>38892975
>>38892959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HvFtRRf9oM
Ayame streamed yesterday, and twice today.
I am proud of Koyori, 8 hours of singing... she really does have a confident throat
>>38892959Half of what suisei makes can probably pass as j-pop/j-rock.
>>38892999The whole was made for her
>>38893026Yeah and now she's done streaming since her birthday is over, enjoy 3 months of nothing
>>38892930damn that neck was BUILT for horsecock
Weine thread
>>38893057Nah she's got one more stream since she's gotta read supachats, then she can take her three month break.
>>38893007I wish Fauna would beat the shit out of me
>>38893064yeah, mine
>>38892853everything's collapsing, great reset soon
>>38893101more like wiener
Ame doko?Ina doko?Gura doko?
>>38893101reine!
>>38893170Trinity..
>>38893101muh favorite
>>38893028
Which holo would cry after masturbating?
Please rest well Mr. Rap... we miss you...
>>38893170>AmeDead>InaDead>GuraMaybe showing up to the Wither boss? Maybe dead, they might get a new VA before then
>>38893245i'm crying right now and i'm not even masturbating
>>38893276The fact that Kiara didn't list the members of the Wither collab on her schedule is a bad sign...
Your oshi is sexy.
>>38893276This would be the what, 5th VA?
>>38893101Im still mad I wasnt able to get the daki in time
Since IRyS is sick and gone, I drew myself upon hearing this news. It is me, bearing a sad visage. Note the depression in my face.
>>38893303We already know the participants
Reine just sounds so annoyed all the time now
Pink Lamy and Green Lamy
>>38893327Then why didn't she list them on the schedule?
>>38893355>the Holy Pink>the Satanic Green
>>38893355Neither are anything like Lamy
How do we get Gura to stop being sick all the time?
>>38893355I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
>>38893324Jesus lad, you're really packing
>>38893355i love Green Lamy :)
>>38893335its hot
>>38893369The ones who regularly make schedules do so a week or two ahead of time
>>38893335>gets cucked by a spic with chronic tummy hort>gets cucked by a dying korean chick>gets cucked by the wigger ex>gets cucked by a literal childI would sound annoyed all the time too
>>38893382Its a chronic thing and its not going to get better.
>>38892959Moona's new song is good enough to be listened to on its own meritsNothing Suisei does has any appeal to anyone who doesn't like idolshit
>>38893404This is absolutely not true for Kiara
>>38893245Unironically Kiara, she has deleted tweets thirsting over Ame
>>38893355uuuu i know i should be worshipping Christ our savior but burning effigies and sacrificing creatures with mommy is so much more fun
>>38893303>>38893316i was joking, but you know that the Wither collab is Funa Kiara Gura and Mumei right?
>>38893335She was forced out of her hole.
>>38893324
>>38893447no but it's good to know gura will stream once this week
>Ayame, Shion, and Aqua streaming more than Gura
>>38893447Me even entertaining the VA thing was a joke too
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1602723563722911744kronk...
>Fauner didn't do a cute gimmick satanic stream for her 666k subsSoulless
were where you where Mumei mogged IRyS at song views?https://youtu.be/cLdTjcYzNAA
>>38893447I believe Gura will be there when the stream starts and Gura speaks, at this point
WHERE'S FAUNA?!
>>38893500wtf is happening
>>38893480>birthday is over>pokemon is overAaaaaaaand all 3 are gone
>>38893506That's 3 strikes in one comment
>>38893500jesas
>>38893245Everything makes Watame cry, so maybe her?
>>38893500...
>>38893506who doesn't mog irys at song views?
>>38893447Where's Kronii?
>>38893534no survivors
>>38893500what the fuck?I'm pretty sure Kronii was vaccinated, how did she even get Covid?
>>38893557borgar status?
>>38893557I fucking hate EN... What the fuck happened
>>38893557>we don't need EN3 bro
>>38893557Kiara will probably be back tomorrow
>>38893557Why does Ina have quotes?
>>38893512Slurping on my balls
>>38893557
>>38893512last I heard her throat was hurting.
>>38893597>probably
>>38893500Instead of them getting to Japan, they all got too sick instead
>>38893557There can be only one!
>>38893557Sanners...
>>38893597and fauna will leave then, putting us in the same position.
>>38893557>left with fauna, mooms, bae and kiarai'm fine with this.
>>38893245IRyS and Bae because they are femcels
>>38893557This is a bae general
>>38893576>was vaccinatedHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>38893500>>38893557>activate it
>>38893557>Mori still thereGod... you took the wrong holos...
Can she teach her mayo powers to EN?
>>38893500i'm going to McFucking lose it
>>38893557Fauna is strong
>>38893604baito
>>38893662I wish Ayame would do this to me.
>>38893557Imagine telling people during the peak of the MC Open VC collabs arc that 6/11 ENs would be out of commission and one would be graduated. Everyone would call you an schizoanti and a n*j* lover
Meimei a cute!
>>38893576>>38893678don't fucking start you stupid niggers
>>38893728this picture sort of makes it look like fauna is wearing a turtleneck and now i want to see fauna wearing a turtleneck
>>38893576anon, IRyS also had the jab....
>>38893728"Open VC" collabs were the laziest shit.
>>38893500https://twitter.com/tsubuanfes/status/1602630728507805696Wadamama is so sweet!
I just listened to Suisei singing for the first time, holy fuck she's easily on a professional level.
>>38893557Just mark of Fauna, she only has two days left
>>38893728>the MC Open VC collabs arcThis was honestly the best time for EN despite how much retards complained. No one knows how good it is until it's too lateHey there's one now! >>38893758
>>38893760She's a very underrated mama.
>>38893500OH NO NO NO COUNCILSISTERS???I THOUGHT OUR GEN WAS SUPPOSED TO STREAM AND BETTER THAN MYTH NOWAHAHHAHAHA
I just realized what's going onAll of EN will get "sick" (they aren't actually sick) and then Cover will release EN3, they will be the "cure" they will have a nurse holo, a nun holo, a healer holo (MMORPG themed), a jewish holo and a shaman holo
>>38893777>the best time for ENHow to spot a post-Council touristEN had way better times and collabs before then, not that you would know
>>38893743the last time i got a vaccine was when i was 3 (years old) and somehow these bitches get "sick" more than I do
>>38893805>a jewish holomori......
>>38893557Thas what councilkeks get for getting uppity
>>38893557The 3 best ENs are still healthy so it’s fine
>>38893776>>38893557
>>38893841Fauna is on a break after wednesday
>>38893777The problem is it was bound to not last since most of these girls don't enjoy putting together their own collabs and projects
What triggered the councilschizo?
>>38893819You could argue maybe the year one Christmas collab, but after that is when a lot of shit started to happen
>>38893841Your taste bro...
>>38893819>EN had way better times and collabs before thenOh you mean when Myth barely fucking collabed and Kiara was the sole person trying to force everyone to get together while also being treated like shit by Mori for months?Yea a much better time
Yuduki is too sexy bros.
>>38893579Cut up into tiny pieces
>*unzip*
>>38893876It’s great, right?
watame makes me happy
>>38893777>No one knows how good it isIt literally kneecapped Gura, Ina, and Mumei from setting up real collabs because they found it easier to just join in "open vc" shit
>>38893662GIWTWM
>No Kiwawa today>But there's a 4 hours long Fauna's vodnot too bad
I fully believe EN 3 Is right around the cornerOnly 4 ENs are alive and it's been too long since Council
If Towa's so great how come there's no Towa 2?
>>38893500ligmaroni
>>38893924>Gura>Ina>Mumei>>>>>>>>>Setting up "real" collabsGura has only set up 2 collabs and 1 of them went to shit. Ina and Mumei haven't done shit whatsoever. The fuck are you on about
>>38893920How has she been yesterday and today?
>>38893678But they told me it was safe and effective.
>>38893924That didn't kneecap any of them, what kneecapped them is their inability to ask because they're a bunch of literal autistic womanbabies who don't know how to communicate.
>>38893805>a jewish holoBut why though?
>>38893916Add Kaela for full council
>>38893924>Gura>Setting up collabs
>>38893557Unironically how do we fix this and the lack of unity in EN
>>38893958Explain this then
the advent calendar is the last project before EN fades away...
>>38893992cover wants the blackrock money
ongoing streams:Watame is """Reading superchats""", meaning she is mostly talking to her chathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzMqQzBJicFlare is wearing glasses while doing the samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5buio5rITRsReine is playing this dumbass game with that bucket thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc_jeK0H7rgKaela is playing Pokemon and murdering enemy pokemons or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMch8EgIz8so, faggots, wtf are you up to
I'm gonna be a Holo and the first game I'm going to play is Story of Seasons.
>>38894027Thanks Ina friend
>>38893845>>38893557TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK
>>38894002Make all of myth, Council and Tempus to share a single discord server and only talk thereIRyS remains alone with omega
Is Ina ok? Will she ever come back to stream?
JWU whats going on?
>>38894027>don't speak jap>don't speak jap>haven't played ultra deluxe and don't want to spoil myself>pokemon is shitmanno streams
>>38893980very cute, she's been talking a lot, and was decent at Mario Kart today!
>>38894037you mean Harvest Moon? Before it was shit?
>>38894027This new friend is a bit rude.
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1602601437577752576I really like Kakage's latest art. You know?
>>38894067Harvest Moon does not exist anymore.
>>38894027I'm "enjoying" myself watching Reine
>>38893887Yes. Collabs like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAgn-bhgXeM or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkvVS3C0hdY or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te18mtrQuaA or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZ6Q2VMQcc or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BNOrF7Y3eQ or many many othersAll more kino than open VC memes
>>38894054she will be back with a announcement of graduation
>>38894054Tako... I'm so sorry. Ina has passed.Just join us Saplings, everything will be ok
>>38893805We already have like two nurses though. >"healer holo (MMORPG themed)"So a healslut?
>>38894063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_X6UNPq2rY&list=PLZ34fLWik_iBK39rTWRAs_G93pnUW3K-7consider listening to every single Watame original then
>>38893557>Love FauMei>By sheer luck I have chosen girls that aren't suffering constantly>I will be rewarded for my sheer fortune by yet another day of streams from both of my favorite Hololive membersI feel like I won a game I didn't even know I was playing.
>>38893887>Yea a much better timeIt unironically was. "Open vc" became such a meme that even Mori addressed it telling people to just not watch if it bugs them so much
>>38894075Me too
I hope the first stream Ina does when she comes back is a collab with Ayame!
>>38894098>All more kino than open VC memesWrong
>>38894054only 6 hours till she will tell us a pun againhttps://holoen-advent.com/
>>38894098Open VC gave us SNOT kino so no
>>38893974>Gura has only set up 2 collabs and 1 of them went to shit.>Ina and Mumei haven't done shit whatsoever.So why don't they set up actual scheduled collabs with an activity, instead of doing "join if you want" open VC?Who the fuck am I kidding, an unannounced and unarchived shared twitter space would be an improvement at this point.
>>38894147You have to go back to your n*ji thread
>>38894098>Unironically listing one of the most boring watchalongs as a collab better than Open VCGrim.
>>38894054At this point I don't want her to
I am slowly succumbing to my schizophrenic thoughts
Miosha!
>NOOOOOOO OPEN VC WAS MORE KINO>NONONO YOU EVIL!!! NORMAL COLLAB WAS MORE KINO!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU AT LEAST THERE WERE FUCKING LIVESTREAMS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW HOWWWWW HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER AND PLAY A FUCKING VIDEO GAME HOW HARD IS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU GURA FUCK YOU COME BACK ALREADY AND FUCKING STREAM SAME TO YOU INA AND YOU AME YES YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT WHEN YOU ARE SICK TOO I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE
>>38894055>Fuck off.
>>38894136that was probably a jokeMori always says stuff like that jokingly, like the time she faked being mad during the Elden Ring race
Don’t worry guys. Gura is feeling better and will be ready to stream in 3 days! Oh, and then she’ll take breaks every day following a stream, take the weekend off and by the time you know it, she’ll take the holidays off too! And when she comes back she’ll do one stream and then get sick again. Love me holoen!
>>38894166SNOT started with devour anon. OpenVC gave us Baerys / Chadcast.
>>38893557Luckily moomers has been extremely cute lately and im starting to fall for her
>>38894166You mean NO
>>38894166?SNOT collabs were all setup beforehand unless I'm forgetting something
>>38893557Who in Cover do I have to email to tell them to get their shit together
WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS COVER DOING
>90% of our generation(s) would kill to have a job of just playing games with people watching>these bitches landed that job>and don't do itwhat is wrong with women
>>38894082I know and it makes me sad. No one makes any good farm sims anymore
>>38894098Open VC gave us Kromei, the best EN ship after Gurame
>>38894201maybe you should calm down and play videogames, anon
>>38894098Dumb trinitynigger
>>38894228there has been 1 SNOT "impromptu" minecraft collab, which was obviously planned beforehand
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1602720916521484291Grateful koyote!
>>38894059kiara sickirys sickkronii sick
>>38894251fuck off kromeifag
bruh... i just fucking cant man, I wish cover was more competent
>>38894195quickit's not chicken breast but it'll do in a pinch
>>38894059I'm sorry anon, but rrat and owl is all we can afford for dinner time anymore.Uncle Mori will be by soon to take you to the gacha grinding mines.
>>38894075Need crazy clussy.
>>38894238Some people end up taking things for grantedIt makes me respect those who always put in effort and who never forget that they are where they are thanks to thousands upon thousands of fans supporting them so much more, like Koyo or Watame for example
Cover is poisoning their water supply, there's no other explanation
>>38893557Either they're>1Unironically all going to Japan (as planned)>or 2EN is unironically a dying branch
>>38894197Where's the hair?
Ina is taking a long time on returning because Cover Corp is still looking for VA replacement that can copy Ina's voice 1:1
>mgngngmgngmgngmgnmgngigigini I agree Watame
>>38894240I wish Harvestella would have been the one but my god did Square Enix drop the massive ball on that. They tried to go with the Rune Factory approach but half assed the combat AND half assed the farming section so you've got TWO half asses sections in a game.
guess its finally come to this
>>38894238No reasons to work so hard when you earn thousands of dollars just by streaming a few hours/week.
>>38894238Complacency is the killer of all """"famous"""" people. They get it and think they don't have to keep working, which is true, but it comes at the cost of their fanbase
>>38893958You mean La+?
>eh I don't want to bother thinking about anything I'll just open a game and put "open vc" in the title and sit around on discord hoping someone will bother to come in and chat with mewow fantastic, so much better than actually thinking about fun things to do together and planning it out so you avoid no one showing up
>>38894238They keep giving these jobs to women whose bones are made of glass.
How cringe would it be if I drew Kaela in a skimpy maid outfit?
Can i doompost?
>>38893557>announced her well deserved 4 day break for Christmas weeks in advance I love Mumei so much
>>38894357Draw her naked instead.
>>38894197I remember Mio once telling Subaru? that she never saw lewds of herself online and Shuba was absolutely flabbergasted.
Holy shit imagine only watching EN in 2022, 6 out of 10 are fucking sick(Gura is mentally sick), i literally cannot imagine how you guys survive
>>38894360
>>38894238A lot of people don't realize how mentally taxing it is. Being a streamer is already stressful enough as it is since you have to constantly entertain an audience, but in Hololive you're also filtering most of your thoughts and plans through management with hopes that it doesn't get shitcanned. You're left with a leash on your thoughts for hundreds of hours a day playing things you wouldn't care about normally and acting like you adore it.It's why every single Holo has followed the same pattern of >Debut strong and go ham on streams>Slow down and drop more unique content done>Slow down even more and focus on the bare minimum
>>38894238Being a Holo is more than just streamingyou're very limited on what you wanna play and say while playingyou're also forced to do idolshit like singing and dancing
>>38894360No Mori, stream instead.
..................................So no Christmas this year huh?
>>38894322>two half assesShouldn't that add up to one full ass?
>>38893500This branch is a fucking joke, Jesus Christ.
Mooms is moomtistic.
>>38894357GSH
>I wish I was streaming but this is better
>>38894416Cold chicken ah ah ah..
>>38894402>It's why every single Holo has followed the same pattern ofbruh most Holos don't do that
>>38894425Proof?
>>38894322yeah feels incomplete, nice atmosphere and the plot seems workableneeds way more things to do and fight/farmat least there's corn, perms never tho
>>38893557should I kneel to Mori now or wait until her next stream?
Watame is pissing directly into my mouth.
this is what we call the storm before the calmgood things will come soon, we just need to wait faster
>>38894418No because there should be two asses but neither of them make up an ass so you've just got two half assed things.
deeto
>>38894357You'd better show me just so I can accurately gauge the cringe
>>38894360Mori please, Kiara has been gone for just one (uno) day
Watame is pissing directly into MY mouth
>>38894322I bought RF 4 and 5 on a Steam sale, which do you think is better?
>>38894449Any day now...
When is Kaela playing Phasmophobia again?
>>38894449Anon, your thinking of the eye of a hurricane and once that calm hits, it gets even worse.
Open VC is only good when ID does it because they actually join each others' streams/rooms.
>>38894402As a Gamers fan, I have literally never seen this.
jwu, where is the Kiara stream? I don't see it on my end.
>>38894402>It's why every single Holo has followed the same pattern ofWhat? This isn't even remotely true.Mori, Kiara and nearly all of ID/JP with some exceptions are still going strong.
>>38894438>ehehehe look at me I am a parrot!
>>38894473Four but three is the pinnacle of Rune Factory.
Imagine if literally no one streams on Holiday because normal girls are celebrating with families and autistic ones are sick, the en branch is fucking dying
>>38893841>Bae>healthyShe's been sick since like October but won't stop streaming.
>>388944734 by far.
>>38894418Even if they did, they're from two separate and different asses, so it's just weird and gross looking.
>>38894449We're about to hit the "sorry I want to be with my family" christmas breaks and the "sorry I'm in Japan" breaks
>>38894416>he was still hopingYou poor soul
>>38894322Hey sounds like cult of the lamb>>38894519>Four but three is the pinnacle of Rune Factory.Based.
Have you considered taking the FauMei pill? They're even staggering the time they're taking off for Christmas, so one of them should always be streaming during December.
>>38894522spend the holidays with your fucking family or friends
Narrator cucked by the bucket
>>38894449Didn't Kiara say "sad things in spring"?
maybe the next EN gen should be girls they actually scout and check instead of fucking nepotism hires
>>38894560Isn't Fauna taking a break soon? Won't be surprised of moom takes one as well
>>38894560Fuck off you retarded nigger. If they don't want to watch them, they don't want to watch them. Making these posts will just piss people off.
>>38894416Like half of them already said they're going to be with their family.
Se acabo
>long snack
>>38894402I don't disagree with "content creators have to work hard"BUT, on the other hand, we are on the verge of a society collapse. If every single youth wants to be an entertainer, then no one will be around to do the dirty jobs.
>>38894560I tried watching Fauna and she's boring as hell. Mumei isn't much better either.
Ame will come back and save us from dead hour hell
Watame has acquired a cheese snack!
>>38894568How is being with my family stopping me from watching streams ? Also i'm not from NA, people here celebrate for like 1 day and that's it
>>38894519True, but I spent the most time playing Frontiers. If only the runeys didn't exist, I'd call it the best one hands-down.
100% one of them is busy with bf
>>38894322That's unfortunate. RF combat was surprisingly incredible. Hefting whole Ogres over your head and slamming them into the ground was great.
>>38894560I would but i really dislike watching people with boyfriends even if i'm not gonna gachikoi them. I admit it's a personal problem but i can't seem to get over it
>>38894609like a slim jim?
QRD on who is currently sick and who is not?
...
>>38894429>>38360872>>38530779/v/nigger sugoidon't quit your day job, you living stereotype
>>38894560I really like Fauna and watch her a lot already. I don't really care about Mumei tho
>>38894580Moom is too for Christmas
Holo EN be like>
Ayamefriend, I can smell your scent. How was Ayame's ASMR?
>Kiara sick>One less Kiara stream>One less Pokemon streamNet gain for Hololive.
>>38894627But I am literally every holo's boyfriend?
This is her revenge
hehe yeb
Your oshi dying? Can't speak japanese? Give them a chance
>>38894580Fauna is taking a break for a week starting Thursday, whereas Mooms is taking a break for a week over Christmas itself.
>>38894687の
Ina is taking a break because of pregnancy.That's why she suddenly moved out to live alone ("alone") after 30 years. Her wedding is this weeks and so they're all "sick" aka attending it as guests.
/pQHuDY8Yu8RnEHIiIBRJWg==/
>>38893576Anon, you know this is the time of year people tend to come down with the flu, right?Oh wait, this is is global. Of course this is bait.
That post is going to get a lot of (You)s, huh.
>>38894683I had to recreate the base image because every version I could find was for ants.So have this template if it's useful for anyone.
>>38894665You callin' me stinky?! Boe!!! It was fun, Ayame still can barely take ASMR seriously, but she does her best and that's what makes it cuter.
>>38894665yuck... a creep
>>38894577It's so funny how some people treat Kiara like a fucking shaman who makes strange and esoteric predictions about the future
>>38894267THEY ARE
Holos who stream on christmas day are soulless
>>38894683literally me
I'm being hit by bad news after bad news but I'm watching Watame eating a snack so I'm somehow still happy!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38894654>that one anon just starting up at her, waiting for her to say something, anything
Reine will do the funny!
>>38894731isn't just regular germans?
>>38894731that's because she is
Holos who stream on Christmas don't have a family.
I'm doney with the funny.
>>38894749what bad news? You okay anon?
I maybe ESL, but when I read "bare minimum", I always think about picrel.
>>38894648>InaSick with heart hort and possibly getting worse>AmeSick with no real explanation >GuraSick with an illness the Doctor said has been "getting worse" but no other info given>KiaraThroat hort and sick with a cold>IRySSick with the coof>BaeStill Australian and has a permacold>KroniiSick with "something she'll probably confirm tomorrow"
>>38894654I remember Sana's debut, unironically Top 3 Hololive Debuts
>>38894747PRIVATE YEB, SHIFT YOUR FIRE NOW OR WE'LL BE OVER RU
>>38894416what did we do to deserve this shitty timeline
>>38894731they always come true in time
>>38894749what kind of snack is she eating
>>38894749Eat with her and you'll feel even better.
>>38894731Do you really want to chance fate at this hour?
>>38894773But Fauna is streaming Christmas.
maybe we should bring back HoloCN to replace HoloEN
is kronii going to rape me?
>>38894698>Kiara not flying out for Ina's weddingYour rrat sucks, anon.
>>38894731>he doesn't know about esoteric German magicks
>>38894743I can think of few things more soulful than an RPG endurance with a friend on Christmas day.
>>38894724Rape
>>38894781I will only be ok in 10 months when I'm a free man again>>38894798good idea>>38894795something with cheese taste apparently
>>38894811I miss civia...
>>38894416w-where's sana?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>38894509>Mori>going strong>asmrRoru, rumao even
>>38894731Her daughter's a rain shaman. She probably knows something.
It's over... Watame is out of cheese sticks...
>>38894843Open your eyes retard
>>38894836ganbatte anon
>>38894818She wasn't invited
>doing my advent calender reps>get to day9>23 fucking minuteswtf
What's so special about Christmas that you can't do anything for the whole day ? Here we just gather for festive dinner and give each other gifts if any, and then people fuck off the next day, i have no idea how Christmas can take much of your time what are you guys doing
>>38894842Kiara for getting slightly condescending over a simple misunderstanding.
>>38894717Kaela is cute
>>38894855...but I have special eyes
>>38894843
bad news... Watame is out of cheese snack...what are YOU watching now anyway?
I love Koyori!
>>38894842Ina for being a dope
>>38894842
>>38894786jesas
>>38894871I have a big family I barely get to see all year.
>>38894724I'm happy for you, friend. It hits different when it's your oshi that's doing it, doesn't it?
susan?
>>38894731>like a fucking shaman who makes strange and esoteric predictions about the futureTalking about predictions, we're very probably going to get more of them from Miosha for 2023.I hope you guys are ready for this.
>>38894836>when I'm a free man againYou're going to jail? What did you do anon?
not to worry, false alarm, she opened a new snack...
>>38894888>Koyote>Lives in the savannaWhy is she like this?
>>38894886Does she pick her snacks based on how much noise they make?
>>38894886Kaela while my sanity slowly slips and the realization of December most likely being a dead month for streams sets in
>>38894842society
>>38894842>Who was in the wrong here?
>>38894886Watame.
>>38894843in your heart...
>>38894842I don't understand this conversationIs Ina or Kiara the dumb one
did she get shiny Quaxly yet?
>>38894843s-she will come back one day and sweep Fauna off her feet
>>38894891
are we just here to suffer?
>>38894836>>38894915ANON'S GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT
>>38894866they are lovers
>>38894871I don't think people mind them taking a Christmas break at all. It's them treating every week like Christmas week now that's starting to cause a problem.
>>38894911Miosha please.. Have mercy, I can't take another year like this..
>>38894915worse than jail, I am a conscript
>>38894899Yes but that goes for everything my oshi does, from playing Clubhouse 51, to watching american action movies. Or Harry Potter.
>>38894943Gura 100%
>>38894957yes
>>38894891you can tell this hurt her on the inside
>>38894786>Still AustralianJesus Bae has it the worst
>>38894943obv Gura, she shot her and instead of saying sorry she just lied, she checked her name and still shot. Also she didn't consider Ame might've spawned at the opposite end of the map and would've missed the final photo, Gura had no regards for what will happen next
>>38894915My wife is coming back from Europe and she's going to be here for almost a year before she goes back to live with her family again
>>38894911Mio never did HoloEN’s fortunes last year. I would have been curious as to what they would have been since her 2021 were pretty accurate
>>38894955>I have heart wormsruh-roah
>>38894902wtf i love pokemon now
>>38893845Mumei is going in some time too. Are we in the timeline where the only one active will be Mori and Bae?? And Mori can or is gonna dissapear at any second again. Wtf is happening
>>38894994Watching American action movies is awesome regardless though!
>>38894943Gura, really
When is Botan going to play Risk of Rain 2?
>>38894959>s-she will come back one day and sweep Fauna off her feetDid Sana ever sing Drops of Jupiter?
>>38894957yes.
Kobaby
>>38894943Gura, objectively.
>>38894965
>>38894967see >>38894993
>>38894842Kiara here is like my motherI hate it
>>38894937What an omonious soundpost.
>>38892812How can you fuck Koyo if she's streaming all day?Unless...
Why does someone automatically assume they're being lied to when a holo says they're sick?
>>38894993I don't understand, I am a sheltered burger>>38895017what is this mythical place called "Europe"?
>>38894831Kiara might be a lesbian but other than that she's more catholic than pagan
>>38895102Thread is full of people with severe trust issues
>>38895102Schizophrenia
>>38895040Mori is going to the us to see her family for Christmas
>keep weird sleeping hours and never stick to a schedule>wake up at weird ass times for meetings with JP management>procrastinate things to the last minute so they have to crunch and miss sleep>seldom cook for themselves, and either go hungry, rely on packaged snacks or order takeoutIt's no surprise these girls get sick all the time. They need loving house husbands to take care of them.
>>38895093This movement is what agitated her heart condition and led to her early death.
>>38895117good jork
>>38895098ame it's fucking tuesday
>>38895040If Kiara doesn't get better and if Gura doesn't stop being fucking lazy then yea it'll literally be just Mori and Bae for a few days, and that's hoping Mori doesn't get busy/take a christmas break either. Or Bae doesn't. Then it's only Kiara or no one.>>38895128Fuck.
>>38895129I'll do it. I will save Kronii!
>>38895102It's just that women are always lying
>>38894993Just remember your training. I hope you're Finnish or something and not Russian.
>Risu posted ITT>no one noticed
Why hasn't Kaela done with Pokemon yet? Is she grinding for shinies?
>>38895110About almost 2 years ago I was forced to serve in the military. I make 350 dollars a month, and suffer though organization politics. Hololive and my 1 friend are unironically the only things keeping me alive..>>38895162Oh im not in Europe no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGvqbAxp6s
>>38893557Say 'fat' again. Say 'fat' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Me-damn time!
>the vegan is one of the ENs with the least sick daysBut anons told me vegans were unhealthy. But it looks like if Fauna made nice vegan home cooked meals for more of the girls they'd be healthier...
>>38895102Have you ever actually seen a sick person in real life? Like not just heard about it on the news or from someone else?
>>38895102incels like >>38895159
>>38895194gorda
>>38894993We'll see you in Sven again when you reach the other side of your conscription.
>>38895102The same reason why there's been one person saying Ina's pregnant / getting married / lying about being sick for the last three weeks or that Gura's been ghosting chumbuds: Just trying to farm (You)s with obvious shitposts.
>>38895194Godbeat please.. You're making your own followers suffer..These tribulations are too much..
>>38895102because they "work" ~20 hours a week, meanwhile the productive part of the world does shit to make their lives better, for less pay.Yes, I am jealous
This sucks...
.
>>38895147Mori already said she'll be with family for Christmas.
Did Gura finish the burger?
>>38895194if a deadbeat is god, does this make a KFP jesus?
>>38895102Experience with Ayame, the queen of lies>3 months off cause she moved apartments>another 2 months because "internet issues at the new place">3 months for throat hurt>2 months for "helping grandparents">another 2 months for grandparent died, too sad>another month for mother is sick
>>38895262Imagine the smell
>>38895219Gura basically swore off meat and was doing vegan style meals last I heard, but since it's Gura she's probably doing it wrong.
>>38895226hello woman. pls show your begene an bobs
>>38895186Genuine question: why not just shoot yourself in the foot with a nailgun or something? Serving in the military sounds pretty awful, but if you just mildly cripple yourself you'd be in the clear.
Oh Goober my GooberWhere art thou?
This is the anya of HAPPY END! you don't have to do anything, you WILL become happy.
>>38895128This might be the worst month HoloEN ever had.No streams, special events or literally anything except Kiara's advent calendar.Nearly all the girls are either dead, sick or ghosting everyone.This isn't funny anymore at this point.
>>38894958She did like one hour ago, but she is going for a second shiny fuecoco with better IVs
>>38895194MORI'S FAT REAPER TIDDIES
When the world needed her most, she became Japanesehttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1602621855138910208?cxt=HHwWgMCojcKF1L0sAAAA
I want an openly Catholic holo
>>38895208What the hell. That's MY spot.
>>38895219Fauna is rich so she can be a vegan properly.She can eat falafel and indian food every week.Most normal vegans don't have that luxury.
>>38895162
>>38895186Well it doesn't mean a lot, but I hope you're doing well anon. I would say I pray for you, but I'm not religious anymore
>>38895102Ame literally said sometimes they are encouraged to use those excuses instead of saying actual reasons, like for privacy and shit
>>38895326ty
You have bought Watame's Christmas voice, right anon?
Why is Haachama Filipina?
>>38895323...
I really miss my sick wawa.
>>38895292Because its usually not that bad actually, its just that im going through really rough shit these days and also im gonna make it so I end up in a tech company without needing a degree in anythingAnyway I think thats quite enough about it, lets get back to streams, what are you watching?
>>38895336
Mori killed Kiara in an autistic incel fit over Nabi touching chicken ass before her
>>38895323off collab month was worse
EN3, Tomorrow.Stop delaying it Cover.YOU NEED TO DEBUT THEM ASAP
>>38895338she can eat every week?WOW! What a luxury
>>38895366With what money would I do that?
>>38894888Koyori is unbearably sexy, I could watch this all day.
>>38895368Her parents banished her to the Philippines before sending her to Australia
>>38895331World doesnt need chinks
>>38895323If it's really this bad then I fear the advent calendar won't even be able to be finished or it'll just be Kiara the rest of the days
Devloper
>>38895366I bought Kaela's where she talks about spaghetti but can't pronounce it correctly
Despite all this i still dont want EN3. I just want my oshi to stream
>>38895468Worse comes to worse she could get id and jp to help
>>38894993Altea isn't gonna save itself, anon.
>>38895403In the middle of this killing spree? Do you want an entire generation to graduate before their collab ban runs out?
>>38895403Why won't mori just stop...
>>38894687But I already do.
Conference press
>>38895376what streams?
>>38895412Her anniversary is coming up soon anon. You will buy the full merch set, right?
>>38895468Kiara, Bae, Moom, Mori and Fauna can carry it to the end. It's not like the videos need to be long and involved or anything.
>>38895219Fauna probably the type of vegan that eats lots of beans and makes sure they have a balanced diet, probably farts a lot>>38895287Gura probably the type of vegan that just eats two carb-based snacks a day. She's gonna die at like 30.
>>38895323ironically one of the best months for Moriplaying both Persona and Pokemonthe senpai she looked up to took her fishingher music is being used on nip TVshe is being featured by a band that has half the monthly listeners of Adoalbum is droppingshe is having another 3D Liveshe is free to visit her family for Christmasshe truly grows in power as other Holos die
>>38895254sometimes i really do wonder how common this sentiment is, and if it correlates with how many destitute wagies/NEETs spend their lives making this board worse
>>38895419Was it a training arc like in anime?
>>38895502>she could get id and jp to help
>>38895538is she also on track to lose weight?
>>38895515it can't be Mori because Kiara is dead and Mori has no motives that would warrant killing the chicken
>>38895542More like her parents don’t like her
>Ayame's merch contains sweater and sweatpantsIf I see any female wearing these know that you will be in danger.
>>38895502>IDHonorary HoloEN...
>>38895530I have little to no money, friend… im actually on the verge of cancelling my memberships thats how bad it is>>38895527Watame!
>>38895403Kiara is pending for KIA too
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536111965155643392https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536111965155643392https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1536111965155643392goobis
>>38895538>lightly dropping doxxshitKys
>>38895538Mori's energy will cause Tokyo hotels to experience internet shortages, forcing Kiara to stay at her house and at her mercy
>>38895277If you could log on, stream for 2h and make $1000, then only a retard or mentally ill person would let their internet be down for 2 months.
Hey KFP tell Kiara to play Slice and Dice
>>38895630Fuck off Sapling
>>38895468Its halfway done, a few people can carry it to the finish line worst case scenario is probably Ame never manages to submit something
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1602737730563506176Cute!
good streams today =
>>38895221I've been sick once in the last 4 years. Must be a woman problem.
>>38895535Gura's not a real vegan. She's previously vegan that's set in the ways she's used to. It's probably linked to how her stomach is fucked.
>>38895672
>>38895562She could always get the 6th Myth. if no one is submitting... (AGAIN)
>>38895321Can I just lay back and let her work her magic?
>>38895102You can't lie if you don't say anything
>>38895689>indonesian women>good
>>38895672Towa GOT
>>38895562so you're saying chammers is on the table
>>38895717Indonesian women want my tall white seed, apparently
>>38895717Me on the right
SHE DID IT
I don't get why everyone is complaining like it's only Mori around. EN is all here and looks fine.
>>38895717yeah
>>38895538>casual doxxbeat
>>38895750If EN is that fucking pathetic and can't even make a 1 min vid to take part in the only EN event in fucking months then yea I guess
>>38895722I would be quite happy with this.
So, what's she gonna do for her Moombership stream today?
>>38895772that is one ugly fucking art style god lol
>>38895808Great news, it happened
>>38895277So in other words, experiencing being a schizo is what makes you think girls are always lying?
Watame talking about カリちゃん.
Enough baiting. Go watch the World Cup.Only people who uphold unity are allowed to stay in the thread.
>>38895600I hope you get lots of money in your future anon. I also fell into the military trap (but i am a burger). Your country is hopefully better.
>>38895717How dare you use bird to post against bird.
Otsumerak
>>38895819My gifted ran out...
>>38895833no, my country lost
>>38895542Sort of, her father clearly wanted her to "toughen up" in some way and I guess it worked out in the end. Btw, schools in the Philippines have bars on them so people don't break in and kidnap the girls.
Pekora roots for Messi and you should too.
Peenk
>>38894911they appeased miosha with a cute new costume, the next year will be full of good fortune for sure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLr9OD7Dcc
>>38895833I can watch my country win and moom post just fine
>>38895403My sides erupted from the ate a borgar tweet. They've delegated Gura's twitter to Kiara.
>>38895853Buy a real membership, anon. I believe in you. It's one of the highest value memberships in EN. You get a cute (and most likely parasocial) stream every 1-2 weeks and a member's wallpaper every month!
>>38895819Probably watch more further than the universe, she really liked it and she is at the point where they are actually leaving for Antarctica
>>38895717stop being mad reine never collabed with you again mooms
kek reine
>>38895772chest seems too small on the inner one
Don't worry, surely todays advent calendar video have all 10 EN's participating, right?
>>38895562and it wouldn't be the first time she relied on ID for help, hell its Christmas, all about sharing the love
>>38895540It's very a common sentiment with people in general, even beyond vtubers or the entertainment industry.You'll find lots of people that gets annoyed when they see someone earning ten times their salaries not working for days or even weeks, just because they either don't feel like it or tummy hort without any repercussion.Doesn't matter if it's some streamer, actor, politician or athlete.
Oh well time to watch THAT and cheer along Peckers
>>38895889>green woman turns into pink womanUH OH
am eatin' borgar right now, which stream are you guys enjoyin'?
>>38895855I'm sorry Brazilfriend if it's any consolation Argentina are probably going to knock Croatia out
>>38895833but the thread's only good when some major event draws 4chan addicted trolls to another board
>>38895902Holy shit I have not this song in like 20 years
>>38895869What's wrong with nips, but also flips?
48 hours later she is still eatin that borgar
>>38895960Anon, eat borgar kills people, look at Gura for proof
>>38895958NO FAUNER DONT PLAY GTA5
>>38895931>Kiara>Bae >Fauna>Mori>Mumei >Frogiara>Boomei>Prerecorded KroniiNo...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1602740134570381314?s=20&t=vTUzoVjwoccm5YOk52NGywSoon
>>38895960Footycraft collab between Argmelia Watson and Crorone Inugami
https://youtu.be/6EMioFRpTSUWait, is Part 7 not the final part?I thought reading the title it was, but it doesn't have the finality of the whole fight. And on their sister channel intel report, they DID do a summary like video where they break down that the germans could never win the battle- mainly from a logistical point of view. Which makes it seem like the two videos ARE the final in the series?I've been following because of that thread a few weeks ago, /k/omandos, and it's been pretty good, but the actual conclusion is a bit confusing
MESSI ON THE TELLY!
>>38895934>ENIt's not ID. It's not JP. It's not Stars. It's E N. THE ENGLISH FEMALE BRANCH.Stars have their own calendar. JPs have fucking everything. ID doesn't need to do shit like this because they're all basically married and talk all day every day non stop. EN is in the fucking gutter and shouldn't need to rely on the other branches to be "strong".It should stay EN only otherwise the fuck is the point.
>>38895889Peenk?
>>38896038
>>38895960Watching Reine watch a 2008 YT video on how she found a collectable.
>>38896038ogey
>>38895833where can I watch it free?
>>38896001In fairness she ordered that burger 3 days prior and heated it up for a few seconds in the microwave
>>38893557Mori will be the last Hololive member remaining in the entire company
>>38896038Wrong board but I'm intrigued.
>>38895369Not today!
>>38896104Is it Hololive or Hololive?
>>38896104Yeah because the others will have gone and made a new Hololive 2
>>38895562The only group that can save Christmas is Hololive EN-Inggris Gen eins.
>>38895881comfy, aint it?
Are you alright?I'm alright, I'm quite alrightAnd my money's right(Yeah)Countin' vtubersAll way to the top 'til they be fallin' over(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Countin' vtubersOn my way to the top 'til we fallin' overI don't really care if Ina diedOn the real, Gideon never liedShoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyesShe said, "Baby, I am not afraid to die"Push me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edgeReaper that's all black, inside all whiteLike somethin' you ride a sled down, Kiara want's that headMy 'Melier got mad, I'm barely her man nowEverybody is a numberfag nowWatch the way that I tear it downStackin' my chuubas up to the topAll the way 'til my chuubas fallin' offEvery time that you leave your spotYour oshi call me like, "Come on over!"I like the way that she treat meGon' leave you, won't leave me, I call it that SchizoposterShe say I'm insane, yeahI might blow my brain out (Hey)Janny, help the pain, yeahPlease, Janny, make it go awayI'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of meAll the pain, now I can't feel itI swear that it's slowin' me, yeahI don't really care if IRyS diesOn the real, shoulda stayed insideSaw the way she looked me in my eyesShe said, "I am not afraid to die" (Yeah)All EN are deadPush me to the edge (Yeah)All EN are dead, yeah, oohPush me to the edgeAll EN are dead, yeahAll EN are dead, yeahThat is not your shark, I swear you fake hardNow manager wanna take her cadenceRrat on 'em, schizowar, rrat on 'em (Ooh, yeah)Medicine, lil' nigga, take some (Yeh, yeh)Pekora, Rider, race on 'emIn the thread, ain't got no ones, then we would beg themFags from overSEAs, got the rrats and they all doxxposts(You) is not an upvoteLookin' at you stackin' all your (You)s, it all mom jokesI was countin' that and these all IPs, that's a ban thoughShe say, "You're the worst, you're the worst"I cannot die because this my universeI don't really care if Ame diesOn the real, shoulda never ate friesShoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyesShe said, "Baby, I am not afraid to die"Push me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edgeAll EN are deadPush me to the edge
sex with hags
PEKORA'S SOCCER OSHI IS ON LIVE T.V.!
>>38895772That’s a fuckable Mori on the left
>>38896104Kiara can respawn tho
>>38896152This is still hilarious to me. I'd abandon EN too honestly
>>38895839>Your country is hopefully betterha.. hahaha...don't worry, unless I fuck up i SHOULD make proper money after it, and I will be able to pay for all the Watame merch I want!
>>38896125People liked that game unironically?
where's kiara?
>>38896172Jesas
Behold Myth!
>>38896172based
>>38896038who's your oshi?
>>38896172>reaper that's all black, inside all white草
>>38896212yeah
DON'T LOOK YOU WILL CRY
>>38896224succumbing to illness.
Reine is free
>>38896065>>38896069>>38896073Wrong tab, I beg your pardons. >>38896118Operations room is a good channel, gives a good overview and breakdown to what are otherwise complicated battles in historyhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLErys4h2oiuzlPyPJIhIRqHIXVer3sdtsAnd their sister channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheIntelReport/videosWent through the series like Part 1 > First Intel report video (How did Germany keep is secret) > Part 2 > Second Intel report etc etc
>>38896059Ok McScrooge
>>38896259Fag
>>38896152>moona 3D pose>kiara default L2D posewhy?
https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1602742373250760704https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1602742373250760704She did it again...
>>38896305Kiara hasn't had a debut/showcase
There are a lot of Deadbeats ITT. How was Mori's ASMR?
guys what if we had a holo who can like see death or something and she could just kill the sickness the other holos have like oops kiawa throat hort boom she stabs the hort and it dies and kiara is okay again and can stream wouldn't that be kinda cool
>>38895960I'm literally just chilling out to kaela
>>38896299howdy /k/fp
>>38896304Liking lesbians isn't gay, anon.
Why did Mori kill Kiara tho? I thought they liked each other again
>>38896314My first thought went to eating her brother's shit.
>>38896337howdy watame militant
>>38896331Can Shiki kill Mori?
>>38896198ganbatteI might work for a company that manufactures the weapons that contributes to these wars.but the pay is nice... hahaaaaa.....
>>38896344Why does the scorpion sting the frog ferrying it across the river? Because it is her nature.
>>38896344You mean her pussy? That's what you're suppose to do when you like someone
>>38896299>A fucking /k/fp
>>38896172XO Tour Llif3 is on Karafun btw
Why aren't more girls singing the Witch From Mercury opening during karaokes...
>HoloES debuts>Argentinan chubaYes/no?
>>38895960The one with Pekora's oshi in it.
>>38896371Fables are fucking stupid
>>38896371dammit now I can't stop seeing Mori as Ryan Gosling
>>38896172
>>38896388Not into it unless they do bunda cam streams
>>38895960Ela's
>>38896388Hell no
>>38896375
Damn i just caught Kobo singing Payphone and she did the little rap part really well like sheeeeeeeesh lowkey goated
>>38896388No. How about HoloUZB? Five uzbekistani girls.
>>38896280
I miss Ina...
>>38895102because they get sick 27 times a year, apart from the ones who actually give a shitfunny how that works huh
>>38896364
>>38896435Kiara should get her uniform skirt made so she can show bunda in handcam streams
>>38896369>spoilerthat's my plan too! most stable industry, really... hey, you might have even provided some of the shit I use. funny how the world works
>>38896469Me too...
>>38896484I hate the way she's looking at me.I'm not your fucking friend. *punches*
>>38896355It's amazing that it's difficult to determine whether that's her grossest story because there's also her grabbing a tapeworm inside her and trying to pull it out through her anus
>>38896472Proof?
why is the thread filled with soldiers and arm manufacturers
>>38896485What's youtube's tos on upskirt streams?
>>38896280Next week it'll have been a year since...
>>38896514
>>38896537welcome newfriend, hope you enjoy hololivei recommend kiara
Would you accept this Towa?
>>38896541A good chunk of people in these threads have jobs that have quite a bit of downtime>t. lab tech who needs to do 20 minutes of work an hour
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1602743240062824448>She's still awake
>>38896541Mechanical Engineers make weapons.Civil Engineers make targets.
Surely Gura and Ame will come back and actually stream to give the ones who have actually been sticking around a fucking break, right? This is actually fucking ridiculous.
Christmas is coming.
>>38896541>average JP hololive fan - overworked salaryman>average overseas hololive fan - deeply broken person
>>38896581Accemt
>>38896541is this post glowing?
>>38896388Argentines will never be white
>>38896541arm manufacturers make prosthetics, arms manufacturers make guns>>38896561probably fine with context and as long as it doesn't show labia majora. She would wear spats though
>>38896577>Can't provide proof>Instead just tosses out an ad hominem so you're just a schizo?
>>38896615i hope not, this place has been so much better without them
>>38896581Yes but only if she sits on my lap and I can give her a big squeeze.
>>38896581I can't even imagine how much higher pitched her voice would have to be
>>38893028>>38893225And she still thinks that she didn't get signed to an idol agency because she was "too good at everything"
>>38896644Great, now my dick all stiff.
>>38896615Ina...
remember to love your oshi. Hope everything will be better..:
>>38896646look at the state of holoEN right now. there’s your proof, newfag.
>>38896644>labia majorathe fuck is that? Can you provide an example?
Gura streaming tonight, yeah?
>>38896672That pride bordering on arrogance is what makes suisex
>>38896388Finally I can send ARS supas without feeling bad.
>>38896702Bro that’s the Spanish name for Majorca’s Mask
>>38896615Ame's manager was fucking right that the bitch needed to just play games instead of trying to one up herself and now she chain burns out like it's nothing and just doesn't even care that people just want to see her
>lady gaga>taylor swift>ed sheeranWhat the fuck Watame... At least she'll enjoy the ending song for Pokémon.
>>38893758not as lazy as when I "Open VC" collabed with your mom last night :^)
so, why is she still holding the wheel?
>>388966882023 will be our year...
>>38896736So she can steer the conversation
>>38893557grim
>>38896736to show that she has drive
>>38896706>>
>>38896759ayyy
>>38896698So a group of girls all getting sick during winter is proof of them getting sick 27 times a year and proof of them lying?
>>38896759
Sad boys, emotional boys, 2002.
>>38896773/qa/ lost
>>38896759Ina... your Takos miss you. Please stream
>>38896786Your mother
>>38893805amanekanatach.... marine... ???... mel... mio...
I can't wait for my oshi to stream tonight. I'm sure all other fanbases can relate, right?
>>38896786EN 4 CONFIRMED
>>38896786if only this were the only time they got sick.look, if you’re going to ignore clear patterns because they don’t align with your feelings then that’s fine. just stop wasting everyone’s time with your cope.
>>38896832EN4 is streaming right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzMqQzBJic
>>38896823/qa/ lost
I wish to live in the noemarilamy sex compound
>>38896844>if you’re going to ignore clear patternsI'm literally asking you to show me these patterns you're seeing
JGBH how was Kiara's stream?
>>38896850that's just a cute sheep and she doesn't speak englishNice try!!!
I ignore clear panties
>>38896852so who’s your oshi? ina, gura, or ame?
>ナイスパ!>スナイパー
>>38893557ahah moom po-
I'm gonna take a shower, if Watame does anything too cute I'm gonna steal KFP food
I'm sad that Kronii is not feeling well because I really want to hear from her what the fuck was that call on Kobo's birthday
>>38896889and i’m calling you a newfag for asking me such a question. nigger. it’s like asking someone to provide proof of gura’s habit of disappearing for 4+ days on end. that’s just a given. if you don’t believe that this happen, then you have not been around much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx11Dwy7HL0I don't think the japanese medical capability is equipped to handle this
>>38896889THE PATTERNS? STRIPEDUOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>38896736I don't know, but it's driving me crazy!
>>38896892she confirmed that she's getting married to Ina and that she was never actually sick
>>38896962holy esl title
>>38893557Please translate into triangles so i can understand
>JPSoulless>ENNo stream>IDWhores
>>38896954More Watame like this
>>38895830man, whenever Mori leaves the music mines she really seems to go right back to the sheepI guess they're still planning the onsen trip (though IRyS is sick now...)
>>38896954Watame doesn't do anything cute, stop lying about taking a shower, you stinky
>>38896960>Tourist wants to shit on the girls but can't because he can't provide proofSasuga. Now there's a pattern that happens quite a bit
I'm trying to pre-cope with the fact that I won't see Fauna for a week. It's not working. I'm NGMI.
>>38896992the IDs can't be whores, that haram
>>38896998Watame was cute just now telling Watamates to wake up.
>>38894360I wasn't your fault.
>>38897033Islam is based
>>38897028Janitors never forgave Lamy.
>>38897050I thought you were taking a shower? Liar and stinky
>>38894382
Nye
>>38896992Ids legally cannot be whores
>>38897095why does this baby drink gasoline
how did everyone get sick at the same time
>tfw just found out that God exists with a book I read and now I don't know if I keep watching vtubers
>>38897028Lamy was extremely hostile towards the yukimin yesterday, she even trampled a pack to death.
>>38897084There are many of us anon.
>>38897113The is this thing that happens outside of SEA called "winter"
>>38897115>just found out that God exists
>>38896320cuteshe actually tried really hard to be professional but then dropped a book and got talked into tearing carboard like a dummyshe also talked about her thighs being too thick and when told the water pouring ASMR sounds like peeing she agreed and then kept doing it
>>38897119GIWTWM
GOLAZO
The horse tuber is crying on her birthday stream....
MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>38897113the cold weakens the immune system, and they barely had one to begin with
>>38897004>tourist calling others tourists after begging to be spoonfed now there’s a pattern that happens quite a bit. i’m going to assume that you’re just a salty tako/chumbie/teamate and that i touched a nerve with my initial comment. sorry your oshi’s been gone for so long bro, she’ll be back soon. probably.
>>38897028>JPs not hostile to viewers>can't get hard watching them<rtz voice> Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
>>38897179ogey schizo
>>38897115>>tfw just found out that God exists with a book I read....the bible?
PESSI PESSI PESSI
>>38897152Wrong thread
L rizz
https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1602748700194848769https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1602748754792095744MESSI KAKKOI
>>38897115Why would God's existence prohibit you from watching vtubers?
>>38897113Weirdly enough a lot of holos got sick just as the world cup started and even more of them after the group stage was over...
>>38897144are their immune systems really that weak? 7/10 of them are out of commission right now
>>38897205go to bed peko
>>38897115dude, god streamscheck this out
Pekora status?
>>38897216Like a quarter of all humanity gets sick during "cold season", it's not unheard of.
>>38897216Something tells me these idiots aren't the best at taking care of themselves.
>>38897205she's actually waking up very early/going to bed very late to watch Argentina's game. I kneel Peko
>>38897216They live terrible fucking lifestyles, of course they get sick all the damn time
>>38896331why do you think Mori is trying to jab Kiara's bumhole with her tonguethat's where the Point of Death for 'rona is
I'm back from the shower! did Watame do anything cute?please say yes I need to steal food from KFP I can't pay for it
>>38897139stinky anons
>>38897308See >>38897050
>>38897306the hallway to the den entrance is too ominous, it needs a makeover
>>38897115God made vtubers, why stop watching them now?
Argentina is officially white.
When will we get an EN hag that talks about Transformers Generation 1 and He-man??
https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1602749978115379200https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1602750037112463360Goddamn Pegor is hyped as fuck.
>>38897327thanks.>>38896998that's very rude man
>>38897384What for?
ARGENTINA KAKKOI
>>38895403
post images NOW
>>38897399football mate
>>38897384anulo mufa de coneja
>>38897420
>>38897380>generation 1kusoge>beast warskamige
>>38897353No man.God made real w*men, ugly hairy women with stretch marks and pimples, who require make up to look somewhat good in that 5 year pre-wall period.Man made vtuber, in the image of ideal perfection, that God could never hope to reach. And so God strikes back with bitter jealousy, and gives our cute idols covid.
>>38897418very, very nice
>break a leg
>>38897420TakaMori image
>>38897461Which one is Korone?
>>38895998shes a small shark
>>38897448>that God could never hope to reachobjectively wrong
eexam! good ruck!
>>38897306
5-man generations are too big and if not for Chris we might have gotten even 6-man ones as standard for EN and JP. 3 or 4 people gens work much better, notice how all the organically emerged groups like holotori, smok, snot, chadcast, bakatare etc are all 3 or 4 people. Would be also much easier to put together group to debut with 3-4 members, 3 and 4 is also way more ergonomic amount than 5 for putting together collabs.5-man gens have pretty much no advantages compared to 3 or 4
>>38897485Then why did he make girls ugly?Checkmate.
>>38897448God made man with the capacity to create vtubers. He's striking back at posters like you refusing to acknowledge him as el creatividad
>>38897461Holos for this feelI'm the one hanging in this scenario
>>38897461That's a lot of images
>>38896997Current strains of covid only last a few days now. If they do reschedule it to January because of it Kiara will be there too and could join in.
>>38897497all this talk about gen sizes, when it's not even 100% certain that EN will get another gen any time soon
>your oshi>how much money do you have right now
What the fuck, Kaela why?
Remember when someone used to always try to snipe the last image slot? That anon must have gotten old
>>38897555IRySAround 170zł
>>38897507The good Lord made us all out of iron. Then he turns up the heat to forge some of us into steel.
I miss KIRApeak kronii bullying
>>38897569uoh cunny sex
>>38897555Watame65 shekels
>>38897544and the reason for that is forcing 5 man gens for no good reason
>>38897585>steelMore like a lumpy mass of shit he can laugh at and further torture.Fuck that blue sky faggot.
>>38897555Watametree fiddy
>>38897448The concept of God being a deterministic creationist is so fucking boring.Imagining it being an allmighty schizo who just tosses around universes as nothing is much more fun.
>>38897555>korone>about 3 months rent in savings.
>>38897530Reine is too sexy for a lesbian
>>38897448>If I were God I would be way better at itOkay Satan
>>38897555MoriSpending money? Like a few hundred, I don't touch savings
>>38897618You ogey fren?
>>38897620>yeah it'd be more fun if there was a deity ruling over us that was absolutely fucking insaneyeah haha I'm having fun laying awake being absolutely terrified of reincarnating back into this dogshit fucking Earthjoyful times
>>38897555kronii20k in savings, no fucking clue what to do with it other than hoard it like a retard
>>38897555MatsuriNot enough
>>38897501>this body somehow did not have sex with Kiara
>>38897654What do you think
>your oshi>say something to her other fans here
>>38897555ReineNegative a lot, a few hundred cash
>>38894657Do all shitposters come from /v/ the other day a dumbass fucked up and made an IRyS anti thread in /v/ instead of here
>>38897555Kiara~£350k
>>38897696IRySYou got a bee on your hat
>>38897696MoriI will crush you all into bonemeal in the back of a konbini lot
>>38897555Ina$56k in savings and $2k for spending. My hobbies are cheap and I'm single and I have no friends and my family is estranged and Ina's not even streaming so I have an easy time saving up.
>>38897696MoomeiSome of you are alright, don't come to /hlgg/ tomorrow
Takamori this, Pavonashi that... I need my O'riends back
>>38897696WatameI need a hug...
>>38897754O'riends soon!
>>38897754Only if Nene didn't hate Kiara.
>>38897696MioshaI'm the only one here...
>>38897555Nene1000000000000000000
>>38897710It's funny how you can easily tell they're from there by their usage of "spoonfeeding" or "Ken-sama"
>>38897696GuraI'm clinging onto hope and dreams just like you, but 2023 will be better
>>38897696KiaraI hope you all rot in hell, Kiara is only mine
>>38897717>>38897778c.. can I have some?
>>38897539sounds rad but I feel like it'd come at the cost of A-Chan, woman can barely fit a free afternoon in her schedule
>>38897778I didn't realize we had Zimbabwian nekkos here
>>38897696RisuFinish that drawing
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1602752856624271360
>>38897807I have to ask my wife first
>>38897754That's basically confirmed for Japan arc.
>>38897696KiaraWould an EU gen help her? or would she just become more distant to EN 1?
>>38897826dear god
>>38897826Jesus Christ
>>38897696InaYou guys made me not want to talk about Ina here
>>38897754January soon
post below me hints at next graduation
Gentlemen, how do we FIX holoEN?
>>38897826Merakeks explain
>>38897826I don't get it
>>38897775say something to the other JP fans then
>>38897875NOOOOO
>>38897826BASED REINE
>>38897826Reine wants to be bred by a human male, so much for lesbian
>>38897826I need to fuck that thing
>"There's a lot of viewers that don't watch any other hololive english member i think haha"In the end, after more than 18 months it's still about numbersstill about "she thinks that everything that happens is to limit her growth"and still about harassing Gurafrankly, there's a part in me that thought that she had already come to terms with her mental illness but clearly that's not the case. Kiara is still at ithave to be lower than dirt to still support this unhinged bitch but with KFtroons, undoubtedly, this criteria is easily met
>>38897809Apparently the trip is payback for some high quality sushi dinner. A-chan also loves Mori and 100% would make time to see dem tittys.
>>38897881Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>38892435: /hlgg/ has had 9688 threads, 2921 deaths, 13480467 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 34.7%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>38897826bruh
>>38897696MatsuriThank you for supporting Matsuri
You guys wouldn't fuck a Pokemon right?
>>38897940I'd fuck Reine pokemon
>>38897935but you are the only one here
>>38897826>>38897917>>38897881https://youtu.be/bc_jeK0H7rg?t=6088
>>38897620What else do you do to pass time as a deity when sentient life is nothing but ants to you?
>>38897917..
>>38897113i gave them aids at the holo orgy
>>38897940Absolutely not. I fucking hate the copy pasta and if I were a tad bit more schizo I'd become a Reine anti.
>we are unironically gonna have 2-3 weeks with 10 out of 11 or 11/11 awaySugoi
Slutty vtuber>:(Slutty vtuber, Japan>:(I am a prude
>>38897826very breedable
>>38895672Mori's ASMR was pretty good
>>38897940y-yeah...
>>38897992Low brow humor is not a substitute for a personality
>>38897962I hate her so much
>your oshi>would you a pokémon
>>38898033*stav laughs*
Is Kronii sick too?
>>38897614HOLY POOR WHAT THE FUCK
>>38897826She realizes what she's implying right?
>>38898053FaunaNo, you retarded faggot furries.
>>38898071Yeah, but like Tony Hawk
>>38898053ReinePerhaps
>>38898071ye she wicked sick bruv innit
>>38898053Ayamecook a Pokemon? yeah
>>38898058The Adam Friedland show is better than cumtown fr fr
>>38898053FaunaAW HELL YEAH I WOULD
>>38898071“sick”
>Bae>Mumei>Fauna>Mori
Mumei 4.0
>>38897659A deity intentionally making this world is more terrifying than a schizo one.
>>38897962Reine just likes giving me boners that she won't touch. She thinks it's funny that I'm a dumb animal, but she's not getting pussy either.
>>38898078See >>38897962
>>38898058Get this stav bot outta here
>>38898053MumeiDepends what species
>>38898053WatameNo
>>38898078She's very aware she has read it multiple times on stream
>>38898078She read it last stream
>>38898103>>38898081fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
>>38898053MatsuriI would pet the Pokemon on the head
>>38898053Kiara some of them, yes
>your oshi>anon you wanna thank
>>38898081In normal circumstances you wouldn't.But say you are an 11 year old boy, you just learned what a boner is, you're on a long journey, it's a hot humid day, in the middle of some god forsaken mountains. The heat is driving you insane, you haven't had a drop of water in what feels like forever, and to top it off your hormones make your cock stiff.You're telling me you wouldn't catch that wild Lopunny and dip in it?You absolutely would.
>>38898106>Bae>Doris>Sana>Mumei
>>38898172I got two good hands nigga
>>38898158RisuRisu
>Why the monkey also black?Kaela?
>>38898172>You're telling me you wouldn't catch that wild Lopunny and dip in it?That's exactly what I'm saying you fucking subhuman.
>>38898106All me
>>38898137>>38898129Reading it is one thing but self inserting yourself as Vaporeon is a whole other level
>>38897826Is this Reine's Shrek arc?
>>38898203I'm not a furry. I'm just telling you like it is.
>Your oshi>Is Ina going to return?
why cant you weirdos just want to fuck gardevoir and leave it at that
>Your oshi>Would you fuck Vaporeon?
Personally I'd fuck most things with a vaginaEspecially your oshi
>>38897696BotanI am the one and only...
>>38897875graduate another one, Sana's death boosted FaunaKill Ina and maybe Gura or Ame will start streaming again
>>38898238Being a gardevoir fucker still makes you a filthy furryt. Fauna
>>38897991Mori's only going to be with her family for a couple days over Christmas.
>>38898238Gardevoir? That fucking holeless stick?
>5 days since last Kronii stream>5 days since last Gura streamKronii says something about no streams, so why can't Gura?
>>38898229she might, but she’ll never stream regularly again. neither will gura or ame.
>>38898253say something to the other JP fans!
>>38896412Mori would absolutely buy the jacket and say that he’s literally me
>>38898271Kronii had a member karaoke
>>38898158Watamethe other watamate, and the deadbeat who helps me with German
>>38898273Ina has a legitimate reason not to but why wouldn't Ame or Gura?
This pokemon discourse is really a shame because the girls in those games are hot and you have these clowns who want the animals
>>38898205Indonesian turkey is spicy
Imagine what a fucking loser Mori would be if she was born as a man. But instead she has 2m subs.female privilege is real.
>>38898323Ame is sick retard
>>38898158MatsuriThere are a few honestly. There's been some really great anons here over the past two years.