/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3886890
not high enough

>>3886890
Bitch you better not face reveal...

...is it too late for her?

>>3886953
This. So much this.

I love every frame of you in this endless movie named Time, Polka

>>3886985
Just in time for me to save her tho.

>>3886890
I don't see what's wrong, finally my love is not one sided
>>3886979
Agreed

>>3886890
>to high

>>3886890
Yes, and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>3886890

>>3886890
cmon poruka we can go further, more menhera, more mental breakdown, more GFE.

>>3886890
No, I only love Nobuhime, not this clown.

i want to slap her fat thighs

vtuber jihad when?

I love this circus performer more than you could ever believe.

>>3886890
YAGOO PLEASE CONTROL YOUR DAUGHTER
I WORRY FOR HER

>>3886890
She should play Dropsy, it'll hit close to home

>>3886890
Schizo

What would happen if Porka, or any Hololive talent who isn't a total nobody, blatantly and intentionally showed their real appearance on their character's stream or Twitter? Would that be part of The Final Yab?

>>3887310
Agreed
Also it's just a overall great experience

>>3887383
>So newfag he doesn't know.

Polka...they're not ready yet...

>>3886890
I LOVE YOU POLKA I LOVE YOU POLKA I LOVE YOU POLKA I LOVE YOU POLKA YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING POLKA I LOVE YOU POLKA I LOVE YOU POLKA I LOVE YOU

>>3886890
Now let's be real, this girl has some serious self-esteem issues. Should Cover do anything about it?

>>3886890
I hope Polka realizes that the chat isn’t real...

>>3886890
Pork...

>>3887428
I mean if Coco for example actually showed her real appearance on Kiryu Coco Ch. I'm aware that she still streams on her previous account, and even accidentally used Coco's background on her old account once too, but everyone over there already knew so it was whatever.

>>3887518
She's real to me, and I'm real to her. And that's all we need.

>>3886890
porka orca

>>3887518
SHE'S REAL TO ME GOD DAMN IT

>>3886890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmvheoF-cA

I know that to Polka, I am just an insignificant mote of dust amongst the viewers, but the fact that a real woman out there desires whatever scrap of love and attention I provide, satisfies me to my core.

YES POLKA-SAN YES

Actually nothing burger, lion got dox
But She still has high number
Okay she has less superchat, but anyway

>>3886890
Is Polka happier now than she was in her previous life?

>does a face reveal
>loses 80% of her viewers
it is inevitable.

>Holo most likely to flick the bean while streaming

you know i decided to check out polkas debut stream seeing this shit, people flipped shit over guras small hole in her chest, but damn polka had a fucking hole in her head on debut jesus

>>3886890
If I could, I would date Porka in a heartbeat.
She cute, plus you'd be surprised how easy it is to incentivize a big girl to work out with you.

>>3887797
I am happy to be among the 20%

What the fuck is her problem?

>>3886890
>>3886979
>she's going to reveal

>>3887518
SHE
IS
REAL
TO
ME

>>3887518
What am I, a ghost?
>>3887797
she wont, she might be crazy but she's a veteran

>>3888009
Loneliness

>>3888009
philosophy, confusion, life, lie

>>3886979
retarded EOP newfaggot kun-chama

>>3886890
Polka, let me tell you a little secret of mine. I know what my oshi looks like, I still love her the very same. She's your friend by the way :^)

AAAAAAAAAA POLKA I ALREADY KNOW BOTH OF YOUR ROOMMATES AND THAT DIDNT MAKE ME LIKE YOUR LESS. IT MADE ME FALL MORE IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO LIVE AND DIE FOR YOU

Polka is the highest iq holo, cant beat her at creativity

Good thing I'm hot for Noel

Polkahime knows exactly what she's doing, she did all those gravure videos before after all.

>>3889287
Artist?

>>3887054
bruh...

If Polka loves her members and her members love Polka, what's the problem?

>>3888009
She’s basically a menhera with crippling depression

What is going on with Polka lately

>>3889620
she has discovered DeepL and decided to have fun with it

>>3889620
>lately

>>3888009
they say, "you are what you eat" so..... you got the idea

She's going to have a new design that's even more convoluted to make artists suffer.

>>3886979
Why not? Anon isn't afraid of a little thickness, is he?

>>3889743
Damn she ate a depressed loser?

>>3889620
>What is going on with Polka lately

>>3889764
based poruka

>>3887834
I thought that was marine.

I wanna save Polka

>>3886890
Slim down for the sake of your health Porca. Jesus! Japanese foods are 10x times less calories than American food and you just need to walk 30 mins a day to stay in shape.

>>3889287
Why those who have the best sense of humor are the the most depressed ones?

SHE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE, DIDN'T SHE?!

>>3886953
This

>>3890296
both are correlated with (self-) awareness

>>3890332
me

I don't care about physical appearance anymore

>>3889620
>he doesn't know

>>3887652
You can't post roomate shit, enjoy your vacation.

>>3890332
and me :)

Polka is one of the least secure holo girls. Her high income bracket also puts her in a tough spot, since women generally won't date men that make less than them.
They all build codependent relationships with their chats, but Polka is more susceptible to that parasocial crutch, I'd guess.

>>3887583
>>3887628
>>3888057
>>3888089
Your BFE is too strong. Don't lead Polka on with enticing messages on screen. A poor nip chuuba being manipulated for online social acceptance is just too depressing to watch outside doujins

>>3890942
>that means porka probably spends all her nights touching herself at the love letters I send her every week
fuck yeah

>>3891328
how do you send her love letters bro?

>>3891328
Every week? Good man! Are you writing them in Japanese?

>>3888009
Just think that the parasocial relationship she has with her fans is two-ways

>>3891448
Cover has a mailing address you can use to send fanmail to the talents.

>>3887054
It should be Polka staring at Polka

>>3891448
Here

>>3891449
Nah, she can translate it later when she gets home. Plus that way she feels desired, not only for Japanese fans, but for lazy overseas fags too

Newfag here, what's the deal with Polka? Does she have some mental health issues that make her do weird things like this sometimes or something?

>>3887136
It's just Hime v3.0. Stop stalling and upgrade.

>>3891786
early-life depression

>>3890942
what the fuck? even if they meet the perfect man of their dreams, but he happens to make less than them because he maybe works a comfy job as a ramen shop owner or something? is this a Japan/Asia thing? I'm a virgin that hasn't dated before and I'm in my late 20s so I don't know, but that logic sounds skewed.

>>3891576
>>3891658
tyty

>>3887383
Anon everyone already have seen their faces. There is a whole Japanese website dedicated to reviewing each talent and how they got to where they are now.

>>3891786
She is a woman and she is funny.
She's breaking the natural order of things, therefore her mind and soul constantly shatter just to rebuild themselves again.
It's a painful process but we all wish to help her

>>3891658
>mail from US to Japan so they can mail it to US

>>3891786
She's always like that, that clown facade is just a mask

>>3891897
Is there more than the super blurry neon red tinted one out there for Polka?

>>3891880
>is this a Japan/Asia thing?
no it's a women thing. there are exceptions but generally women want to be taken care of and man want to take care of them.
it's just a normal evolutionary psychology thing.
that's probably part of why simps are simps, they want to take care of someone and have a women depend on them but have no one in their lives, so they take care of women online.

>>3887736
Been wondering the same for a while. I hope so.

>>3891786
Heard joke once: Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Polka is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up.' Woman bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Polka.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

>>3891880
anon? thats an everywhere thing. after college women almost exclusively date guys that make about equal to or more than them. it only really hurts rich women though, because men in their income bracket want casual sex or trophy wives.

>>3891880
Don't take advice from a robot, anon.

>>3890942
>Polka is one of the least secure holo girls
nah that's kiara, she puts up a facade but you'd have to be blind not to see how many confidence issues she has.

>>3891880
>ramen shop owner
Running a restaurant isnt something that a midclass person could do
>is this a asia thing?
No. Women biologically search for someone who they can depend on. A man with more income than her means economic stability. I dont know if Polka is like that tho. But you can look at the case of that Women chuuba who pretend to be a trap. When she announced his marriage the first thing she mentioned about her beyonce is that he has his own company

>>3891983
For Polka there are 2 or 3 videos of those Japanese shows were a lot of Vsingers and NND streamers always go. Its funnny how a lot of hollos went to the same shows in diferents moment

>>3891786
She probably has bipolar depression, but I don't think this is actually a mental health related outburst. Before Polka was Tweeting about her being an alien monster of some kind sent to destroy humanity (she was trying out DeepL). When her fans reacted fairly positively to her despite this, I think she responded with this.

>>3892117
>the first thing she mentioned about her beyonce is that he has his own company
>not recognizing a joke
It's just a running gag. For your own good, don't take everything so seriously.

>>3889343
casino

I love this sad clown

>>3887507
Force her to walk 30 mins a day or better, go to gym with Korone.

>>3892152
Oh thanks, yeah its easy to find on youtube.
Solid 9/10

>>3891786
It's not that serious.
She is pretty energetic, sharp and acts really extrovertly but her B-side is actually kinda melancholic, or as Lamy put it "she gets lonely easily".

>>3891786
The funny thing is there's nothing wrong with her really. She's what happens when someone you'd traditionally think of as a hambeast or otherwise invisible to the opposite sex becomes successful on social media.

The dissonance between her adoring fans on the internet and her lonely invisible real life self eats away at her. In fact it just further hits home that beauty is everything when her hot and sexy 2D incarnation is extremely successful while she's never even had a boyfriend in the real world.

The other Hololive girls are traditionally attractive talented women who just suffer from social anxiety or transitioned from 3DPD streaming to vtuber streaming, but Polka and arguably Botan are the only ones that actually struggled due to that lack of sex appeal until vtubing saved them.

>>3887834
That's alright, I give the slug a little tug while in zoom meetings.

>>3892258
korone is probably a bad gym buddy.
she'll push her too hard and also she apparently has bad form, which is why hey knee got blown out.

>>3892465
i'm gonna travel to japan and make polka my wife.

>>3892051
watchmen commentary never gets old

>>3887242
I unironically want to see some high level Hololivers issue a fatwa and call their members to jihad against something or someone.

>>3892465
good post

I don't mind a bit of plump but is what I've heard is true she's a porka orca

>>3890296
Because they are always trying to figure out how to cheer themselves up.

>>3892152
That is one of the main reasons I love Hololive. So many of them worked really hard on NND and this was their break. Then they turned around and got jobs for the others they knew from NND. Real heart warming and makes me feel again.

Also, Queen Polka giving that savior experience. Hololive truly has everything.

>>3892465
There are a few others who fit this type, like Okayu or in a way matsuri (recent changes don't matter that much, insecurity of the past last long)

>>3886890
Does okayu feels the same way?

>>3891880
>but that logic sounds skewed.
This is real actual science with studies and a biological/evolutionary explanation. Human females are coded to find the best males they can while males prance around showing why. This behavior can be seen in other animals. Not all but enough to show that we're not so different

>>3892661
She's not that fat it's pretty overblown. She'd unironically be underweight by American standards.
>>3892805
I feel like those are a bit different, Okayu definitely hides some insecurity and it leaks out sometimes but her relationship with her fans is totally platonic and she seems more insecure about her voice or her clingy personality than her appearance. It helps that she's had Korone as a lifelong friend so she isn't totally alone.
Matsuri is full menhera but she hates her fans and doesn't seem to want a boyfriend. I'm not sure what she even wants, she's just a menhera for the sake of it.

>>3892895
I think Okayu has been a bit better about keeping her ego from her sub count in check. Either that or her self esteem is so low that even though so many people like her she wont let her self think it means anything verse her irl self.

>>3886890
Please someone tweet at her the suicide hotline, I'm actually worried

Why you guys say she’s fat she probably had to do conditioning to be one an idol

>>3892931
>but she hates her fans
Picked up

>>3886890
heh

>>3892465
It's a bit simplistic to reduce it to "suffering from success", keep in mind she has been doing this for a while too.
She may suffer from low self-steam and/or codependency issues, which may be exacerbated by her physical appearance. Or maybe she has always been a bit needy.

>>3892997
she's fat by asian standards.
by European standards she's average, by American she's underweight.

Does she not do Ring Fit streams? That's like 3 birds with one stone.

>>3889193
Whats more likely? Polka murdering a member in a yandere episode or a member murdering Polka in a yandere episode?

>>3893051
Sound like a Rihoko situation.

>>3889620
Japanese men aren't architects so she's having a hard time finding someone to fertilize her eggs.

>>3890332
Michael Wild is a lucky man.

>>3893101
20 bucks to consensual murder-suicide.

>>3893163
+1

>>3893101
Probably a member murdering Polka just by virtue of their being more members than Polkas.

>>3893048
It's not just "suffering from success", that's a pretty reductionist way to look at it. It's years or decades worth of society tearing her down and destroying her self-esteem followed by the seeming contradiction of having hundreds of thousands of fans that love her when she spent the first 20+ years of her life completely alone in all likelihood. Maybe she was even bullied considering fat kids are much rarer and much more openly shamed in Asia for being a community burden.
This isn't Elon Musk pretending he was bullied in school as an excuse to flex his ego on the internet. It's a girl that is still invisible in the real world and has to struggle with keeping her mentality in check when interacting online.
It's probably tempting for her to try to get more "intimate" with her fans because she's lonely and needy, but it hurts her to know that she not only can't do that but they wouldn't want to see her that way in the first place, even as much as they pretend to.
It's like having a billion dollars in some shitty crypto that can't be cashed, completely worthless in the grand scheme but when you're desperate it just rubs salt in the wound and feels like society is playing a cruel joke on you.
I'm probably just projecting though.

>>3893082
Her mom took it away from her because she wanted to play it. She said her mom is obsessed with that game on a stream once.

>>3886890
wtf I should have been watching this menhera. Is it too late?

>>3893311
It's never too late. Jut be warned that it's a deeper hole than the usual chuubas people are used to.

>>3893290
>It's probably tempting for her to try to get more "intimate" with her fans because she's lonely and needy, but it hurts her to know that she not only can't do that but they wouldn't want to see her that way in the first place, even as much as they pretend to.

Isn't that what Yagoo "saved" her from? Those shitty v-skank videos she was doing.

>>3886890
Do you guys ever think that she is just fucking around with the whole parasocial thing and is just manipulating her fans into becoming her orbiters?

>>3893363
Dango love.

>>3892931
>She'd unironically be underweight by American standards
that doesn't say much

>>3893311
Yes, sorry to say but you missed the train on Polkacoin anon, it already mooned without you.

Unironically though she only does this menhera stuff in members streams usually. Sometimes she might do some early morning menhera ASMR streams though.

>>3893363
No, she likes doing lewd videos because she's a sexually frustrated virgin irl.
Yagoo saved her from an abusive company that exploited her.

Daily reminder of Yagoo the savior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKf89qar7cI

>>3886890
I'm interested to see the affects of these vtubers once it's all said and done. It must be difficult having to move on and live a life under the radar after getting showered with praise and love nearly every day. I know these chuubas have other channels but they won't be able to allude to their hololive past when it's all said and done.

>>3893363
>was

i thought danchou was the most menhera out of all the hololives

>>3886890
I know Polka's a bus of a woman but damn it I would marry her

>>3890296
>>3892686

>>3890942
>Polka
>high income
she's a dyke anyways

>>3893611
they're all max menhera, just different flavors.

>>3892931
>Matsuri is full menhera but she hates her fans and doesn't seem to want a boyfriend
I'm not so sure. She's been commenting on the vids of that dead Minecraftfag that really liked her, saying she wishes she could have met him and that she loves him. I genuinely think that she wants someone who really cares about her to the extent he did. If this guy were still alive and she knew about him, they'd probably be married by now.

>>3893611
Really? The only menhera thing the Danchou ever did was put her bra in her brother's car to try and break him up with his girlfriend.

>>3887507
anonkun...
all hololive talents have selfesteem issues

IM GONNA SAVE THIS CLOWN AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

>>3893101
Polka likes doing occasional Yandere moments for fun, but she's got far too much empathy to do harm to someone else.

>>3891880
Japanese women really put themselves in a catch 22. On one hand, they want to be independent, have control, work and make enough to live by themselves. But at the same time, they only want a man who can provide for them financially and be the head of the house.
It's like going out for ice cream (lol, food analogy) and saying "I want vanilla, but it has to taste like chocolate". At the end of the day, you're not going to get any ice cream. This is why most Japanese men and women are single. It's a bad dichotomy.
It's not that different elsewhere in the world, but in Japan it's far more rigid due to the social expectations.

I mean Polka can't look worse than average anon.

>>3893744
That kinda thing comes off so performative to me honestly. She commented on that person's videos the same way people comment on a facebook obituary for someone they only knew in High School pretending to care. Sometimes they even fully convince themselves that they care for a couple days and shed real tears over it because they enjoy the fantasy of experiencing loss, a true sign of a menhera.

She never really goes out of her way to interact with the fans that are actually active, even Lyger is just her manservant at best. If the guy were still alive and she knew him she'd ignore him like she ignores everyone else in her fanbase telling her to stop playing Apex.

>>3893784
Danchou, and Rushia as well, have real anger issues and seemingly a princess complex. They were never disciplined by their parents growing up and cannot handle adversity at all. Rushia expresses this by both her rage outbursts and breaking down into tears over even the smallest criticism. Danchou expresses this with physical violence and breaking shit, and that's probably the real reason Flare doesn't wanna live with her.

>>3893821
Yeah, like kiara for example.

>>3893846
Anon it's not like Japanese women like working. Cost of living is stupid high in Japan and these women have to weigh the cost/benefit of entering into a relationship and potentially getting pregnant and having to lose their job to support a family. There's no reason to get into a relationship knowing it's going to sabotage your career. The only time it's worthwhile is when the man is successful enough to be able to support you.

>>3886890
>parasocial levels gone to high?
not at all, she is very smart and is playing her cards well, securing her ATMs... i mean her devotes gachikois

>>3893906
>even Lyger is just her manservant at best.
To be fair, would you interact with someone like Lyger if you weren't forced to?

>>3893906
I hope you're wrong because I don't want to believe Festival is a total piece of shit, but I don't know her well. If true, I'm going to tell her to die in her chat every time she's live.

>>3893821
Not Mori, she doesnt need you or anybody, bitch

Despite all this.
No she won't date you foreign skinnyfat/neckbeard anons

>>3893290
I agree with most of what you say, specially with the codependency part, that said I think she is as much self aware of that as we are, I guess Gosling memes run both ways.

What bothers me tho is everyone jumping into the boat of blaming it to her being overweight. Even if that's a factor it won't be the only one, and trying to define her personality and actions to it feels pretty narrow-sighted.

>>3893417
>give a chance to girls not that good looking
>all the holos are butt ugly

>>3893941
I watched a video from That Japanese Man Yuta recently and the women he interviewed said that younger women are wanting to work and be independent but still hold traditional standards for men. It's likely an age disparity thing. They mentioned older women wouldn't care too much either way about how much a man makes or if she was an introvert or not.

>>3893954
Polka actually doesn't do the stuff that would get her much revenue from gachikoi like SC readings. She's mentioned in the past that she thinks Vtubing should be profitable through sponsorships and collaborations rather than collecting money from her audience directly. So stuff like the collab Gen5 is doing with this convenience store.

>>3894012
No shit. If women wanted to date any of us, we wouldn't be here or spending time and money on vtubers.

Come on guys, Polka isn't that fat!

>>3893954
Dumb question, are you supposed to eat the bubbles in one of those? Never tried them.

>>3893611
Danchou is menhera but she is mostly menhera for money, popularity, and her brother.
The thing with Danchou is that she's also actually genuinely intelligent and self-aware. This can often lead to some menhera moments that are...troubling, even moreso than GFE menhera moments. Like being questioned by her audience during one of her super lewd ASMR, and saying something akin to "Well, if one of you have enough money to sustain my lifestyle perpetually and want to marry me and let me do that, I'll marry you, and I'll stop all of this kind of stuff immediately. Well?"
A very clinical, almost sociopathic menhera moment like that somehow bothers me more than one who is just letting her emotions run rampant.

>>3894055
Holy fucking based, I'm glad to know Polka wants to make vtubing respectable. It also shows that she's long term business minded, meaning she's intelligent too.

>>3893378
If she wasn’t fat (by Japanese standards) and taking into account the bully rates for overweight people in Japan , the. Yeah it is totally made up but then again, the previously mentioned is information everyone knows about her

>>3894068
Yeah, that's why the straw is so girthy.

>>3893744
I would now like to remind the audience that Matsuri's roommate is known to not have a brother
Yeah, I know about the clips you've seen. That's why I'm telling you.

>>3894068
No they're actually plastic they're only in there for decoration. Thats the joke in that picture that implies Fukuki is dumb for eating them

>>3894028
I'd normally agree with you that you shouldn't boil someone's personality down to a single trait but childhood bullying and self-esteem issues from obesity have massive consequences for a person's adult personality.
t. fatass

>>3894068
They're tapioca balls. It's like if you've ever had tapioca or rice pudding, they add texture to the drink.

>>3894068
I did once and it was like crunching down on a giant grain of sand. Never ordered one again.

>>3894127
s-so you're telling me she just pissed herself for the fun of it?

>>3893784
>>3893906
Did Noel really put her bra and panties in her brother’s car to force him to break up? That’s crazy.

>>3893363
she wasnt doing only that. She was a vtuber from (shitty group) those lewd videos was a form of expression she had. You know women want to feel desired. After (dont know if before or during hololive) she started a career as a vsinger who has a CD and often collabs with other singers and friends. Now shes being inactive for some months

I love this thread. Getting a look into the psychology of a vtuber like Polka is fascinating. Noel too.

>>3891880
>but that logic sounds skewed.
well we're talking about women here

>>3894055
This is honestly the thing that leads me to believe Polka genuinely loves her fans and isn't just doing GFE or trying to bait sympathy.

She discourages people from superchatting and only says to buy membership if she's your oshi and not just out of courtesy or as a casual fan.

Her views on money are both practical and moral and she isn't interested in the simp culture even though she likes saying the word "simp."

>>3893784
what the fuck even

>>3894173
Noel is very possessive of her older brother.

>>3894194
Never monged...

>>3893906
>she ignores everyone else in her fanbase telling her to stop playing Apex.

Every single girl dislikes when the chat tries to tell them what to do.

I'm tired of the GFE, which chuuba gives me the sister experience?

>>3894228
trufax
Nyanners' play through of RE Village was literally painful to watch and anyone trying to suggest anything was banned by the mods. Women just be like that.

>>3894055
Gen5 is stable financially without vtub8ng anyway.

>>3894194
nah, it's the same for man.
when it comes to mate selection you're basing your choice of feelings, not off logic.
if man were purely logical about partner selection then everyone would be gay.

>>3894219
Why?

>>3893725
Anon, her roommate makes high end 6 figures a year outside of streaming hololive. So much so she considers SC money small potatoes and actively discourages people from giving them to her just so she won't have to waste time reading them.

>>3894203
The thing about Polka is that she is emotional and highly invested in Vtubing but she's also smart and experienced, which was why YAGOO was so excited to get her onboard. (He mentioned as such in the video message he sent her near her debut)

She's thoughtful enough to choose what's best for culturing a healthy fanbase and prioritizing long term success.

>>3893990
Matsuri’s not a piece shit. Think of it this way. Because of her gachis, the only person that she can safely and publicly show affection to is a dead one. She’s showing a side of her that she cant show but is itching to do or she wouldnt do this much in the first place. People just want to share affection and declare it to all the world too. And Festival is just a girl like any other

>>3894259
>her roommate makes high end 6 figures a year outside of streaming hololive
she has another job?

>>3894258
Bad childhood, no positive male relationship (save for her brother) and because he pampered hers alot. Even as adults he still pampers her.

>>3894228
Normally I'd agree with you but she's done nothing but Apex for like 6+ months at this point besides the rare late-night karaoke stream.
Her numbers have seriously declined and even her manager is probably begging her to stop playing Apex. Seems like she's doing it as a conscious form of self-harm because she resents her fanbase for not being as organic or genuine as an indie chuuba.

>>3894356
https://youtu.be/JwpnKIvFJFw

>>3894259
Don't doxx her but what exactly does her roommate do to make that much? Is she some corporate wagie or something? Never heard of her being that successful, I thought vtubing was her primary career since she struggled so much in her previous incarnation.

>>3894068
They are not bubbles, it's more like a giant soft gummy ball.

>>3894259
I was about to ask why would a rich girl be such a parasocial menhera, but then it clicked

>>3894438
I still don't really get it, would you mind explaining?

>>3894421
I mean, she made a song collabs with Nanahira and host some Japanese music event. She has some influence.

>>3892931
>She's not that fat it's pretty overblown. She'd unironically be underweight by American standards.
i saw the picture, she looked fat and gross

>>3894486
That's basically nothing anon, people involved in the Japanese entertainment industry aren't that rich. Especially if they're represented by a talent agency they're paid a set salary.

>>3894130
I don't want to project but not all overweight people have self steam issues nor is it necessarily the other way around.

>>3894477
Basically this >>3890942

>>3894256
>if man were purely logical about partner selection then everyone would be gay.
I can't refute that and I'm fucking angry

On her previous life Polka did a great interview with pixivision regarding monetization, I would really recommend you give it a read if you are interested.

>>3894127
huh?

Porca orca...?

>>3887507
45 min walk on a brisk pace

>>3894567
She really really doesn't seem like the type that cares about that though. Like out of all Holos, Polka probably cares the least about money, whether for herself or her partner. This isn't Coco or Suisei we're talking about.

>>3894608
>He doesn't know about Matsuri's relationship with her younger brother.

This is your friendly reminder that as you get closer and closer to discussing topics that are outside of the realm of the content of a particular Vtuber, you are at risk of getting in trouble with the mods! Be careful, anons. This is an interesting discussion and I'd hate to see anyone get a mandatory vacation for it.

>>3894112
That's my Business Yandere.

>>3894356
I wish I was born a woman.

>>3894621
Orca oruyo!

>>3894660
being a woman sucks.
be glad that you're a male and you don't have to be attracted to dicks

>>3894624
But it's not only on her end, you know japanese males are generally herbivores and would be afraid to go for her due to the same stigmas

>>3892081
If you attract a woman who makes more than you the she has a fetish for being a provider.

Can you all stop talking about my wife? Also cancel your memberships and unsubscribe from her channel right now

>>3894500
She's definitely fat. She looks twice the width of other girls she's in pictures of. But also from what I've seen, she smiles a lot...I like a girl who tries her best to be cheerful. So to me, she's still very cute.

>>3894241
I don’t know about sister experience but if you want to get away from GFE I recommend Anya, the games she plays are usually tedious and boring but is the talk what makes it worthy, 0 yabe, 0 menhera, and instantly dislikes it when fans comment anything sexual even as a joke. She saved me from GFE and she is my oshi not because of parasocial shit but because I genuinely enjoy her content

>>3894779
But I'm talking about how cool MY wife is!

>>3894792
oh i thought you were talking about matsuri

>>3894724
There's nothing wrong with being a man and attracted to dicks, in fact all the best men are.

>>3894356
>>3894421
>>3894438
Ok her you go new fags I'm only going to do this once.
https://www.pixivision.net/en/a/4557

>>3894256
>>3894597
Why do you think so many philosophers were gay?

>>3894845
Matsuri used to be chubby, not as big as Polka, but she's lost weight since. She's pretty cute too actually. But everything I've seen of Polka's roommate, she's always cheerful and smiling a lot. So it's endearing.

>>3894127
>Festival not having a brother
Lyger on suicide watch

>>3894851
Anon, being a fag is worse than being a female
you lack the beauty of a woman and you are attracted to men

>>3894112
>>3894055
I should point out that even when she mentioned that corporate projects.where the biggest income she also mentioned that those were rare and her base income was the fan subscriptions

>>3886890
I've unironically gotten into Japanese bbw porn these past few months and it is amazing

>>3893906
>Rushia is menhera
fucking picked up

>>3894953
Yeah but you have an easier time being happy because men are way less difficult to date. You can literally just show affection to eachother all day and it's not part of some mind game bullshit like with most women.

>>3894893
Oh that's what you meant by Polka's roommate. You dingus, doesn't she has an actual roomate? Way to get us confused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Vx50vPGb8

>>3894964
Yeah, Polka still cares a lot about her membership. It both functions as a reliable source of income that isn't too draining on her fans while also being a clear barrier between "viewer" and "fan". Polka says she's a lot more comfortable sharing her feelings, day to day experiences and generally letting the mask down in her member's stuff, and she's also cool with being more experimental with her members.

It's a good combo. Fans will want the more well rounded experience, but casual viewers won't feel like they're missing out on what they want either. With the frequent streams and member's posts it's definitely good value, too.

I'm sorry Polka, I can't marry you. My bed is small small

>>3894964
Her main income is still cooperate projects even if they are rare and comes unevenly. The base, stable income to pay the bills eg food rent is the memberships. That's how successful people make the real money. The job you do just pays the bills while your business makes the bulk of the money.

Why do I want to break Polka mentally?

>>3895027
She has a "roommate" and a live in roommate. Know the difference. Ironically her live in roommate thinks she is a wreck and assumes she is a worthless hiki with no job or career.

>>3895172
>not having queen size bed
never gonna make it

>>3895155
Yeah I absolutely agree. And I am glad she is feels comfortable with that.

>>3895217
Because you have issues.

>>3895233
Right, I was up to date, it just didn't click until now.

How do I find an ESL Japanese girl that isn't a gold digger and is a cute menhera like Polka instead of the scary kind like Noel? It's not fair...

>>3895233
I do wonder how her roommate's income compares to hers, given the drastically different monetization methods.

>>3895344
>Keep sending love letters and gifts to Polka to feed off but help her anxiety to the point where she starts sending letters back to you

>>3895352
Obviously good enough that normal stream SC's are a waste of her time.

>>3894988
I’m curious what turns you on about fat so much especially considering it’s a new fetish for you. Is it a physical attraction or is it some mental thing like you feel likely they care more?

>>3895433
I don't think they'd ever let her do that and I bet Cover screens all her letters to filter out stalkers so you can't share anything particularly intimate.

Kinda hopeless to try to date the Holos, none of them are that stupid or desperate.

Might try to groom an indie by trying to be penpals to practice her English or something, but even then I imagine only a true westaboo would be interested in that.

>>3892027
>they want to take care of someone and have a women depend on them but have no one in their lives, so they take care of women online
Wtf i feel personally attacked

>>3895459
I just hope she doesn't envy her roomate.

>>3894241
Anya. She likes your real sister. Rude. Spoiled. And egoist.

>>3894256
I’m falling for that trick homo-kun

>>3894139
You had a shit one then. They're supposed to be a bit like biting into mochi, remaining moist on the inside and definitely not dry.

>>3892931
Anon.... she's really fat. You must be an American if you think thats a sliver of normal.

>>3895834
Of course I'm American, I'm just saying it's all relative. Her being fat wouldn't be a big deal to an American because all the women here are fat.

>>3895529
A bit of both. Since there's more woman you're able to give more to them physically and emotionally. More of her means that's there's more love to give to her. Also there's a limit to how chubby/plump a girl is before it turns me off, no sbbws

Faggots. The context of the tweet is that she has just received news that Gura's rigger is doing her new model/costume. This is to poke fun at and diffuse a potential shitstorm. She said as much on a members stream recently

>>3893906

who's the most vulnerable to being overly attached to their viewers?

>>3896017

>>3895529
Some people just like women that are softer to hug/cuddle with and aren't at risk of breaking if you touch them wrong.

>>3896047
Polka > Watame > Rushia > Aki > Lamy
The rest of them don't give a single shit about their viewers.

>>3886979
Surely she wouldn't, as she'd be fired from Hololive...

>>3896047
an indie with 25 viewers.

>>3892027
>generally women want to be taken care of and man want to take care of them.
>it's just a normal evolutionary psychology thing.
>that's probably part of why simps are simps, they want to take care of someone and have a women depend on them but have no one in their lives, so they take care of women online.

I'm a guy who watches vtubers but I don't understand this kind of mentality with other guys. I'm very selfish and self-serving. I support artists on Fanbox and I have membership with some vtubers, but purely because they provide content I appreciate, not because I love them as people. The idea of having a cute girlfriend who I can support is nice, but in reality if a girl confessed to me and we started going out, even if she was cute and genuinely nice it'd still collapse quickly because I'm a mess of a human who can barely function even taking care of himself. I'm okay with a vtuber being a little flirty with their audience but some like Lamy and Rushia take it too far and try to turn the entire stream into a mock date which makes me disgusted and unable to watch them. They're essentially sending me the message that I'm not wanted, that this is not an entertainment stream but a delusion stream. I can never get behind the idea of throwing tons of my hard-earned money at someone who can never return the favor like vtubers. Maybe it's because I've never truly been in love with anyone.

Don't mind me. Just posting thread's theme:
https://youtu.be/M7zwoO6zfVs

>>3888009
sociedad

>>3886890
I don't think a piece of text never made my dick this hard before

>>3893683
3deep5me

>>3892083
Well he did say one of

>>3896047
Korone literally said she wants to quit vtubing but won't because of her fans

>>3896340
that doesn't sound like attachment, but rather autistic jap social obligation

>>3892661
I mean she's no whale but she's definitely more than thick

>>3891880
It's a family thing and we have that in America too.

>>3892661
notto as fatto as catto

>>3896047
Pic related

>>3895352
Wait which roommate are we talking about her "roommate" or roommate?

>>3896412
He did it for us, bros. He's always done it all for us...

>>3892661
remember
we are talking japanese fat not fucking whale morbid obesity american fat

>>3894865
Hmm, maybe we can get her to play Shogun 2

>>3895892
Yeah but she's also got a pretty bad face

>>3896663
Have you seen regular women without makeup? Never underestimate the strength of a penis in love

>>3896017
Anon, her debut stream had worst rigging than Gura. She had a literal hole through her head and no one batted a eye lash. New fags these days.

>>3892200
No anon her 5 criteria for a husband used to be a joke until she actually got married to someone who according to her ticked all the requirements, including being in a managerial position in a company and making more than her

>>3893051
Nah, she's fat by everyone's standards. Don't think Americans have some weird "fat for an American" metric. They know they're all fat.
Anyways, think Mei from Overwatch. Mei is fat. Polka is fat.
Japanese + Fat + Menhara reverse gosling. Omaru-za are really living the anti-cuck dream.

>>3896786
Feels good man!

>>3886890
FINAL FANTASY

>>3893846
>and be the head of the house
what does this even mean when most japanese wives control their husband's finances and allot him an allowance of his own money

>>3887614
size of an orca

>>3896837
Head of house hold means the person who brings in the money. It does not imply that they are the ones who spend it. Read your legalese anonchama.

>>3896786
Mei from OW? THAT level of fat??
That's not even that fat wtf. Yeah it's by no means healthy or anything but you guys always made it sound like Polka's basically an elephant covered in whale lard.

Is Polka really that fat? Come on, it can't be that bad

>>3897024
she's really not. Probably on the thin side by american standards

>>3891959
Yeah, this is why sending a letter to one of the EN girls (except Mori since she's in Japan) takes fucking forever.

>>3897034
So by fat you mean like 5 extra kilos?

>>3897034
No, she'd be fat in America too.

>>3891786
Polka is suffering what a lot of people do when theyve had bad experiences socially and emotionally. They cling to those who show affection or even friendship to them. If I can simplify it, think about yourself if you had a life of being either socially inept or ugly, or hell both, and then suddenly you get this giant following, lose it and get an even bigger one? All whilst thousands of people are telling you how beautiful you are, how amazing you are, how much you make their day great, how much they love you, even for a mentally stable person that fucks with you in a way you dont expect. Its not 1:1 but its comparable to the "success makes a douchebag" trend you always see in movies and shit. It wears on you.

NO POLKA. STOP. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING.

>>3897063
Fat like kim jong un fat.

>>3897104
That's... really fat. I can't picture Polka's cute voice coming out from a landwhale

>>3896698
she didn't have a dedicated EOP/ESL whinebase yet anonchama of course no one's gonna care

>>3896698
>correcting a shitpost
Newfag is spelled newfag, not new fag. Newfags these days...

>>3897094
AHHHHHH. Her tweet about the new VR equipment makes sense now!! Polka is going to lewd over the Vshojo girls in VR Chat isn't she?

>>3897202
>girls

>>3897020
Mei from the actual game, not her many porn incarnations. She's pretty fat, especially for a Japanese girl.

>>3893406
i have seen this picture before
is it a website or just an edited image?

>>3897227
I know, I'm not dumb as to think you were referring to fanart or stuff. Yes, it's pretty fat, but everytime someone mentioned it they were making it sound like she was borderline morbidly obese.

>>3897158
He's just being a faggot. Though, if you weren't an even bigger faggot you'd be able to read through the thread and see where I said she's around Mei from Overwatch level of fat.

>>3897245
If you looked at the catalog for more than 10 seconds, you'd know, newfag.

>>3897283
This is 4chan. You'll come to learn that hyperbole is the order of the day here.

>>3897287
Mei from OW is just you being generous, she's got a rounder face than that.

She’s just thick set. Not really fat at all.

>>3890438
>After seeing my oshi's face countless times in the internet
>She's kinda cute but very dorky
Man, I must be lucky

I've always wondered this about Hololive but... why are there rich, already successful women giving degenerate hikikomori GFE for extra pocket money?

>>3897368
>rich, already successful women
literally who are you talking about

>>3897311
I get that here people take something and totally run with it and blow it out of proportion, but people in *this* thread were mentioning how she was so damn fat, and nearly everyone here is having a pretty level-headed conversation. In any case, thanks for the info; i should probably do my own research and make my own conclusions anyway.

>>3894377
Onii-chan, run.
This is gonna end up pre--tty badly

>>3897396
In a perfect world, you'd have been told to fuck off and do just that, but this board has declined heavily, even by 4chan standards. Now it's just spoonfeed spoonfeed spoonfeed.

>>3897368
I don't know about the others, but Polka obviously gets off on doing it. It's like people that are already rich but they still keep doing some shitty gig because it's their hobby. The income is just a bonus.

>>3897287
You don't have to be that rude. You are probably a fatty yourself.

>>3897528
Anon, obvious bait is obvious. Don't give (you)'s to them.

>>3897475
Well, I never asked for it, someone (you?) mentioned it and I had a few things to say. I think that's fair game.

>>3897528
>>3897590
Fucking niggers, do you even know where you are? If you're not even going to do your own reps, the least you can do is read the damn thread before asking repeat questions. This is not your pajeet customer service site. Jesus.

>>3897385
Lamy fits the bill.

>>3897315
Talking about body fat. Mei's face doesn't even really belong on a fat girl

>>3897682
I admit I haven't watched Lamy at all. From what I read she seems to be mostly playing at being a hostess

>>3897672
Blah blah blah stop acting like an entitled retard, you stupid nigger. I ask whatever I want specially if there are idiots like you baiting left and right making the thread illegible.

>>3897775
>"You're entitled for not giving me exactly what I want, when I want"
>doesn't even know what bait is
>unironically underaged
Go the fuck back, newfag tourist

>>3897717
well then consider the fact that you're utterly clueless.

>>3896066
Korone and Miko care too.
Similar to Aki, Miko probably would have quit Hololive if it wasn't for the influx of foreigner viewers she got.

>>3896066
Nenechi bros...were being played for fools aren't we?

>>3896340
Something bad happened that made her want to quit but I'm not sure it's that way in the present. If she's really only doing this for the fans and not herself, it's going to make her quality suffer and no one will come out happy. Honestly that statement from her was some of the scariest shit

>>3896225
Fuck off Mori

>>3899108
No, that statement shows that her streaming is a coping mechanism for whatever it is that happened.

My guess is that her mother's either got s really bad diagnosis, or has passed. Korone took time off a few (6?) months ago since she was spending time with her in hospital.

If that's it, that would be a pretty big gut punch. Note that Korone's reason was that she didn't think she couldn't stream with a smile.

>>3897368
>>3897385
>Lamy
Have good taste on alcohol. + Very traditional and cultured girl.
>Rushia
Little sister experience. Rushia are precious
>Coco
Cool American girl. Know her makeup. + Friend and college experience

I want to fuck Polka's navel

>>3887507
Cover barely does anything to help them with their professional duties, why would they help with something Japan downplays like mental health?

>>3895563
Dang no wonder she didnt click for me,i already have one of those irl.

>>3894865
Wow didn't know she was that business savvy, specially with she being a self-proclaimed introvert

>>3887383
Cover would make them take down the tweet and edit the VOD and slap them on the wrist for doing it.

>>3892465
Botan was in the esports industry and as far as I can tell was moderately successful. She might not be conventionally attractive but she doesn't seem to have been hindered by that or have developed any mental issues related to it.

>>3894169
It's probably very tempting for vtubers to make up stories about their life or background, just to have extra content or be perceived the way they want to be perceived.

>>3893784
Would probably only work if the girlfriend didn't know Noel. Otherwise the comically large bra would have been a giveaway, she should have just bought a normal one from the store.

Who cares that Polka's fat, she deserves happiness. Seen pics and vids before, I'd still wife her