/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

2nd

Sex with shark cunny

Gurass

Goob

Repost of how to fix Gura
There's a house in Tokyo where Marine, Lamy, Noel, Kanata and Pekora all have apartments and can visit each other in a few seconds
Gura should go live there too, it would be good for her
Japan is exciting, she'd have access to the Cover offices and studio, she could always meet holoJPs and holos like Marine could make sure to check in on her to watch over her
Plus it'll accelerate her Japanese studies

oh nyo

>>38832866
Imagine the smell
Imagine the warmth
Imagine the tightness
T u T

>>38832897
>Gura should go live there too, it would be good for her
Absolutely not. Moving to Japan would be a huge mistake for her. She would miss her family and feel very isolated. All her current issues would still exist on top of new ones.

I love my wife so much!!

>>38832897
Moving in with her mom would be better and by mom I mean Fauna

I don't get why some retards think she's graduating when last month she was rebuilding her streaming room and in the pictures she showed us there were some soundproof panels. She might be ebbing again, but she isn't graduating anytime soon.

my wife

>>38833140
She was even considering living in Japan for a while

>>38833120
Yeah, sure, Eddy is gonna love her shark cunny.

>>38833200
Yeah I will, thanks for considering me.

>>38833140
you tards are gonna worry about her but a change of scenery and routine is probably good for her

>>38833140
>muh ebbing
It's just called being lazy and we enabled it to get worse.

>>38833249
she's going to kill herself in 6 months if she moves there

>>38832807
>>38832812

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>38833249
If you take off the weeb goggles, japan fucking sucks ass to live in.

>>38833388
Get fucked.

>>38833419
Have you lived there?
Because I have and it was great. So long as you don't have to work a standard office job and you have money it's very nice.

>>38833419
If you are baka-gaijin that forces your way into Tokyo with no concept of how to speak Japanese, sure. But big cities everywhere fucking suck ass to live in. Go out further and it's great, but you need to speak fluent nihongo to live.

>>38833490
well uhh fuck you too

I think Gura

>>38833523
Go for the easy route and enter the foreign exchange student route if you're young enough.
You get to move in to a family, probably having an oneesan and starting a romantic secret sibling relationship

>>38832897
I don't know where you're getting your info from but neither Kanata or Pekora live in that building.

>>38833388

>>38833216
Weird. I don't remember posting this.

Sex with a fembud.

>>38833783
rindo...

>>38833718

>>38833859
Hands down the best webm to come out of the cup so far, seen it a hundred times by now, love it

>>38833783
Alice Magic

>Bae streaming on Gura's timeslot yet again
I swear

>>38834318
She's not gonna stream today, management probably asked her to cover for Gura

>>38834318
Does it matter when Gura is never streaming?

I'm confident she's gonna stream today but im absolutely gonna concern if she doesn't and we don't hear anything again

It's cancer, isn't it?

>>38834377
Really? 4 days break wasn't enough?
>>38834397
I just don't know why she's always picking this timeslot in particular now.

>>38834522
She said it's 'just something she has to be careful about' so I'm gonna guess it's blood pressure (related to the fainting), diabeetus, or maybe brittle bones or some shit

I'm fucking dying without gura...

You guys sound like fandead... Even you have a wifeposter

>>38834490
I was pretty confident during those two weeks that overlapped Thanksgiving.

>>38834696

gura hates us

>>38834696
As an ex-fandead let me say I've been seeing similarities

She'll never stream again, is she?

Gura we're only shitposting so we get BTFO later

>>38834886
there's no way to know

>>38834956
>Just streaming at all is BTFO worthy
How far we have fallen...

>>38834771
>>38834861
you have a milkposter and Towaposter too? I see anti/trollposter, please enlist the similarities

borgar stream soon

today for sure... haha...

Gura really has gotten a lot more lazy the more money she makes.

Gura mukbang stream when

>>38832897
Why would she abandon her boyfriend?

I want to touch the shark

>>38836336
I would be happy to move with her though?

my cute lazy wife is so cute

My sharkwife is awake!

If poopy goopy doesn't stream today, I'm gonna throw a temper tantrum the likes of which you've never seen before.

>>38836792

Its pretty cold up in New England today

*uuuohhhs loudly*

The daily cycle begins anew

If gura streams today I'm droping a $500 aka

>>38837213
If only there was a way to stop this cycle. Maybe putting up frames early and having schedules. Crazy idea I know.

If gura streams today I'm droping a 500lb shit

>>38837319
Son kind of you to hice her $30 after cuts and taxes

>>38837073
That's not Gura. Gura is flat like a child

frame in 5 minutes

>>38837346
>lb
>Is read as "pound"
Americans explain

>>38837420
>The unit is descended from the Roman libra (hence the abbreviation "lb").

I can't believe she is dead for real this time...

>>38837385
Her canon size is flat yes, but I enjoy some booba Gura as well.

>>38837407
>6 minutes ago

I will now commence waiting for a frame all the way up until the sharking hour. Gura please.

How smelly is Gura?

>>38837356
Come on, it's not that bad. She probably nets $100 of it

Can we groom Gura into enjoying streaming again?

>>38837874
>he thinks they're gonna send it in USD

>>38837552
You are going to be dead to me if you don't stop

>>38837928
Anon, grooming children is illegal

>>38837928
No, but you can probably get management to force her to stream again if you make enough ruckus in the appropriate channels.

>>38833615
>too old to go study in Japan and fall in love with a cute onee-san
Why did I waste 10 years of my life since graduating highschool? I only have a MA. It hurts, bros. I cannot even teach English because I was not born in one of the five countries the nips do not hate

>>38837929
Neither the original post nor my post mentioned USD, only the $ symbol, which if we assume both posts refer to the same unknown currency, the original estimation of $500 x 0.35 = $175, minus approx say 40% for taxes leaving $100 for Gura, remains valid

>>38838032
Go find yourself a nice hag, anon. They're often as desperate as we are

Gura?

>>38838146
with me

Hungwy for burg

gura pls...

Alright Gura I know the bar is reallyyyy low for you now, but can you not ghost us after just taking an extended break again?

Go do your reps, menherabuds

it's still early

Standard 5 day break.

lol. They have an internal schedule and Bae knows Gura isn't streaming. That's why she is streaming in Gura's timeslot

>>38838693
I CANT DO MY REPS I MISS GURA TOO MUCH

>>38838693
>reps reps reps reps reps buds buds buds buds
God you guys are faggots

>>38838851
Does anyone actually care about timeslots aside from debuts or reveals?

>>38838929
Cry about it some more, faggot

>>38838952
shitposters and numberfags. Someone else doing a regular stream at the same time as Gura isn't gonna stop her from streaming

>>38839130
looking forward for today's stream

>>38838693
i will do my complaining reps
suck my cock

Gura... Please just one stream

I think it would feel very pleasant if Gura sucked me off

i hope we get another tweet today from our favorite vtweeter!

just a crumb of stream ma'am....

Stream you lazy bitch.

Why is she putting us through this shit just after 1 fucking ghosting month. How to stay positive?

>>38839636
i stopped caring
i am turning into an anti slowly
thanks gura

Stream you lazy mentally ill midget.

>>38839672
antis don't belong here
you have to go now anon

What will Gura do if the money stops coming? Will she be able to recreate her succes into her 30s or will she coast on her savings and investments? She has a healthy stock portfolio by now, right?

>>38839636
I don't know man. My disappointment is turning into rage. I am at a breaking point.

>>38839672
Why? Are you like this with any other streamer? If her contract is negotiated to stream like this and she takes it, so be it.

I know some of you doompost about this for fun but the ones who take it seriously have to use your own time better. Play your backlog, Anons. I know you have them. Watch the anime you bookmarked. It's ok. Gura will stream at some point.

A stream is a special occasion now

Funny thread.

>>38839866
>Gura will stream at some point
You people are genuinely pathetic.

I know I am naive but I will still give her another chance and wait how the first month of the new year goes. If she is still ghosting us and taking frequent 5-7 day breaks without telling us shit I will end my membership and will never look back.

please gura..... just one stream please......

>>38839866
I have faith in her and in the meantime I'm doing reps. Thats what it means to be a true chumbie.

>>38839955
If you say so retard-kun

>>38839964
Unless there are people who push her to do better, she isn't going to change.

SHE'S SICK YOU RETARDS

>>38840007
>Casualfag

>>38839964
Anon it's been a year, just leave already, you don't need to announce it like a faggot.

>>38840064
same desu

>>38840064
Sick of streaming

>>38840084
When I leave I will make a screenshot of my ended membership and post it here just to piss you off. :)

>>38840064
That's like her 5th time this year getting so sick that she has to cancel streams.

>>38840064
>Sick for another 5 days while eating a burger and tweeting from her phone
Yeah, it's not like she has a history of extending her breaks every chance she gets.

>>38840080
Casualfags are the backbone of the fanbase. We will be there and welcome her with open arms once she comes back. I love Gawr Gura.

>>38840132
That's gay as fuck, no one cares retard

>>38840132
would be interesting to see just how many members she lost during this year

Lazy wife doko?

>>38840238
30% minimal.

>>38840238
I'm actually the last member since I'm the last chumbie.

>>38840170
Casualfags are leaving in droves. She's getting fewer and fewer of them
inb4
>reee numberfag
Just pointing it out, casuals are the ones who lose interest and forget who she even is if she's not on screen enough.

>>38840238
A whole lot I would bet. Her CCV plummeted, her VOD views plummeted. Naturally the same goes for her memberships.

>>38840238
I didnt unmember but I did switch mine over to ars last month

>>38840304
How am I a casualfag if I'm never going to leave?

>>38840170
Gura hates yesmen you fucking faggot

>>38840170
Sure, you have some backup picks for now that you can watch instead. But later on down the line, maybe 6 months from now, gura and your backup pick will schedule something head to head and you'll have to make a choice. Will it be the MIA one, or the one that you actually watch regularly?
My backup options have gotten really good lately. I honestly dont know if this will still be my hanogut thread by next december.

>>38840170
You seem to be misunderstanding what a casual is

>>38840304
>>38840313
Can't say it isn't deserved. At least there are some consequences to her laziness and complete disregard for her fans.

>>38840372
NTA Gura doesn't hate anyone, but she dislikes close minded people like you. You just want her to hate the same people you hate

Hope she doesn't stream just to watch you faggots lose your minds. Becoming the last chumbud only keeps getting easier.

>>38840390
Luckily for me I only watch like 3 holos.

>>38840372
…Or so she claims. I know it was a bunch of doxxfags that made her paranoid and it’s not even close to most of her fans, but do you think she’s the kind to know the difference between fans legitimately calling out shitty habits and antis shitting on her? God knows Kronii didn’t.

Remember when retarded faggots here said that dropping schedules wouldnt mean less streams it would mean Gura would just stream more games that she wants to play?
Crazy how both of those statements were false isnt it?

They're looping so hard it's like every post is literally copy pasted.

>>38840042
Gura isn't going to change because she is already perfect

>>38840313
it really is sad how much she sabotaged herself this year. so much potential wasted. especialyl when it comes to her singing. a single original song after over 2 years is so incredibly disappointing. she could have been as successful as suisei.

>>38840482
I can't tell the difference myself honestly so I don't think Gura can either.

>>38840465
>Hope she doesn't stream
sure thing """""chumbud""""!

>muh last chumbud
god you fags are so fucking cringe

>numbers

>>38840540
>wants Gura to stream while she's still recovering from covid
sure thing ""chumbud"""

what would the last chumbud even get? a tweet biyearly tweet?

>>38840494
>Less streams "schizo" becomes schedule "schizo"
>Schedule "schizo" becomes communication "schizo"
>Communication "schizo" becomes streaming "schizo"
>Streaming "schizo" becomes graduation "schizo"
i hate that you fucking faggots enable her to be worse

>>38840494
They were morons who didn't understand that this women can't function even somewhat normally without some semblance of structure and guidance. This no schedule, hands off approach hurts Gura the most.

>>38840590
I'm the last chumbud

>>38840590
Jealous that you're not the last chumbie huh

Entitled motherfuckers you are. You got baited into the meme of paying for free content. It was always free though. You never had to drop the akasupa. You never had to sub for 20 months. You could just...watch. And if you chose to simply watch, you would not feel nearly as angry when she drops her schedule and streams less. It would be water off your back. But now because you've dropped a bunch of money for no good reason you think she has to stream because "she took my money!!". Kek to all of you.

Yet another reason why NEETs are based.

>she's in japan
>she has covid
>she has a upset stomach from the burger
>hurricane

I have 23 alts purely dedicated to reporting """criticism""" comments on her VODs. It's really about time for you obsessive faggots to leave Gura and her real fans alone.

>>38840620
You can stop trying now anti, we actually enjoy Gura streams here.

>>38840523
Anon, answer me honestly: if Gura were exactly the way she were now, except she tweeted regularly without being pressured to, and she streamed at least three times a week every week with a maximum of around four weeks’ break a year, each of which was announced in advanced and no more than one of which was longer than a week each year…
Would you prefer that or the current Gura? Remember that her content wouldn’t change, she wouldn’t collab with males, etc, and what I just said is fairly reasonable for anyone who likes streaming.
Unless you genuinely think more streams at a not that unreasonable increase is actually worse, then no, she is not “perfect.” In fact, many people (everyone who is not a chumbud) would argue there are plenty of other imperfect vtubers who are still less imperfect than her.

>>38840667
BRO THE FLOOD CARRIED HER PC LAPTOP AND BOTH OF HER PHONES AWAY!!!!!

>>38840736
You're the real hero chumbie

>>38840590
it's how they cope, let them be

>>38840802
If youre not a chumbie then you don't belong here anymore. You have to go.

>>38840736
>Real fans want less content
Also going to such lengths makes you the obsessive one here.

>/ggg/ is finally turning on Gura
took you long enough lol

GURA HATES ME LE'TS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38840828
I never said I wasn't.

>>38840736
Reminder Gura wants criticism and she would think you're a fucking weirdo

>goes on a liking and tweeting spree yesterdy
>everybody expects a stream
>nothing

>day after tweets and retweets
>everybody expects a stream
>nothing

i just want to scream and beat someone to death

>>38840736
Holy based

It was nice when these unhinged retards went to bed last night. The change in atmosphere was instantaneous.

>>38840537
Agreed desu. This is why I rarely criticize vtubers. If I check out a stream and don’t really like it, I just leave and watch someone else. If it happens enough times, they fall off the algorithm.
Inclines and reclines are much clearer data than whatever collective voice this rabble can muster together. I get that /vt/ is necessary as a place to vent away from the hugbox—it’s human nature to complain about shit even when you technically shouldn’t. I’m just continually surprised so many anons think vtubers are expected to listen to anyone here. If what they do is stupid, the ccv’s will do the talking.

>4pm ET
1 hour left and no likes, retweets or stream reservation
doesn't look too good

>>38840527
>Wasted potential
That pretty much sums up Gawr Gura's Hololive "career".

>>38840943
>still expecting streams at this point
no one to blame but yourself

>>38840736
Nobody is surprised about that, Megusexual you giganigger

>>38840943
You sound incredibly immature

Gura stream is happening tonight chumbies

>>38832791
Stream you fucking lazy worthless piece of shit retarded whore

Even if she does end up streaming today. It will take a lot more to win me over again.

>>38841025
this but unironically

Gura has enough enemies as it is. I will never shit on my wife when there are enough shitters doing that already.

>>38840941
Yes, CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. All I see is whiny faggots being passive aggressive and demanding Gura to become someone who she isn't.
>>38840997
Rent free.

Welp, we've crossed the timeframe for 99% of her streams. Past this point she basically only announced streams a year ago, and we all know she's not that streamer any more. Let me guess, Covid again? And oh nyo, I can't tell you guys I won't stream because bad optics so I'll take the bad optics of..not telling you anything!

surely today, she can't just tweet the day before and not stream the next day right?

>>38840736
1. you are lying
2. you are likely already shadowbanned from reports on all your accounts you retard

my face at all the delusional yesbuds in here that still think gura gives a shit about them

>>38840943
Maybe a little overdramatic but I won't lie, when I saw the borgar tweet before work I got my hopes up that I'd get to catch the vod after. No such luck.

Why not go make 10 threads in the catalog or something, you nerds.

>>38841069
>Wanting someone to improve is "demanding someone to become someone who they aren't"
You are legitimately retarded

>>38841151
You are talking to one of her biggest whiteknights of all time.

>>38841147
Are you suggesting to spam/flood?

Gura has a life
I have a life
Gura streams, I watch
Gura doesn't stream, I do life reps
Retards shit on Gura because they have no life, I shit on them
Luv me sharkwife, simple as

>>38841147
They crave your attention. You're important to them. Never forget that.

>>38840064
for 10 months?

You're posting too much I thought we had a stream frame

posted without further comment

Someone go post something on plebbit, it's the only way we can get communication out of her

>>38841189
chumbeat mentality

>>38841189
>Gura doesn't stream, I do life reps
why are you on this thread then?

I will never become an anti.
I will continue to love Gura.
Fuck you /ggg/

meds chumbies, meds!

>>38841151
She hates schedules and she feels more comfortable working on big projects behind the scenes while streaming whenever she feels she can deliver good content. If you are against that you are a fucking anti and a retard honestly. Fuck yourself.

>>38841216
Nah, it's just a ton of falseflagging. Pretty sad desu.

sex with goora at 8pm est

>>38841232
No one of you faggots are even members of Gura, if you all were members then her recent comments in her membership last post would be flooded, just a bunch of gray schizos complaining right now

>>38841261
my meds is Gura, where is she?

>>38841069
Nothing else Gura does matters if she doesn’t at least stream consistently. Like, twice a week as long as chumbuds have at least 24 hours to prepare would be a huge improvement. If she can’t do that, nothing else she does means shit.
I say this as someone who’s never been a chumbud and probably never will be. If it’s a psychological issue holding her back, there’s only two ways to deal with it for good: start streaming regularly or graduate. Well, three ways, because she can always take a hiatus with a firm starting and ending date, with a schedule prepared for the first week back and a manager who will actually make her plan further schedules.
But either way, if it’s something psychological holding her back, sticking to the current status quo isn’t going to help her.

>>38841245
It's fun to dunk on antis and schizos.

>>38841222
based trips

Shark panties erotic

>>38841264
I genuinely can't tell whether chumbuds believe this "muh projects" shit or its some anti falseflagging and baiting other antis (or himself) to shit on her pitiful amount of projects.

>>38841318
>>38841222
trips = truth

>>38841298
>I say this as someone who’s never been a chumbud and probably never will be.
okay, back to /#/ please, I'd like to at least see moaning and groaning from someone who isn't a nigger

>>38841222
i do not want to be reminder she has someone else

>>38841264
ok but she barely fucking works off stream and that is just a fact and nearly all of her projects blow fucking asshole.
the "Gura is a perfectionist" cope is so retarded when even she hates nearly everything she puts out because its bad.

>>38841264
>big projects
like what? a 3 minute animation and a butchered <40 minute 3D live?

>>38841298
This is the Gura fan thread. What the hell are you doing here?

How did it become like this?

Gura is still my waifu but she's making me sad..
:'^(

How come you guys always want streams but then seem to hate everything she does stream? This is why Gura only loves cumbuds and will have cybersex with us soon.

>>38841315
ahh the squirmbeat, i forget you also come here
sounds like a productive day

I love being surrounded by antis

>>38841413
japanese management culture is defective, eschewing the threat of termination for anything other than misconduct

>>38841222
>unironically thinking she is still with this dude
kek at least use the swede

>>38841461
Thank Gura for that.

>>38841413
If she wasn't this popular she literally could not afford to pull this shit. But her stupid character IP has become a money machine in itself, she can just never stream again and it will take years for that to dry out.

>>38841340
“Muh projects” is the classic half-truth used by people who don’t have their shit together. It’s usually not a lie, but a combination of their own heads along with poor time management makes it more of a problem than it really should be. I know this because that was me for the longest time, and it still is sometimes.
I really do feel for Gura. But you can empathize with someone while also deciding not to waste your money on her.

I'm just here because you guys post her naked sometimes

how does a girl spend all of this free time by herself?

>>38841466
They are independent contractors retard, they only get terminated if they violate the contract. The fact that your panties are in a bunch over less streams means nothing :^)

>>38841467
It doesn't matter which meat popsicle she's with now, the message still stands.

>>38841525
Based. I'm glad my wife is set for life and I couldn't ask for more.

this streamer is a fucking joke

guras next outfit will be cowboy themed with assless chaps

>>38841413
>Enable laziness
>Get more laziness
Simple as, Gura isn't good enough of a person to improve herself of her own volition.

>>38841409
Curiosity. I’ve seen so many baitposts about her lately I clicked out of curiosity. I did the same with /infinity/ when people were spamming her in the catalog too.

>>38841560
laying in bed doing nothing because she is lazy or just playing games off stream that she has perms for because she doesnt want to stream like she usually does.

>>38841222
Pretty much

Keep it coming antis. You can't do shit.

>don't stream for three month in a row
>release daki
gg ez

I was told there was a melt down in this split. where's the meltdown?

>>38841189
Gura hates yesmen like you

>>38841413
Everything went downhill the moment she dropped schedules

>>38841560
How do you?

>>38841645
just look up and then kys

>>38841560
unironically autism

>>38841560
She's been personally visiting everyone fan one-by -one and having sex with them.

>>38841560
Shes just like me

>>38841642
If she comes back to sell the daki and then vanishes again we are officially EN nakirigumi.

>>38841749
Feeling pretty happy I made those 4 million youtube accounts

>>38841222
W-w-what??? A petite young girl in her 20s can not have a boyfriend! I-i-it just d-d-does not happen. She is my v-v-virgin wife. F-f-faggot

Kind of sucks to see /ggg/ turned into yesmen reddit general.

>>38841832
Reddit is the anti site. /ggg/ is where the true chumbuds live.

http://poal.me/o9wdun

you chumfucks make your oshi stream. the nijikeks are getting too cocky

>>38841790
We have been for a while. Chumbuds are largely too whipped or don't care to do anything much like nakirigumi.

>>38841792
people who actually watch gura know that there is pretty much zero chance that she ever had any phyiscal contact with the other sex outside of family. if you count internet relationships you are pretty stupid.

>>38841895
What if holoEN got gud instead?

>>38841832
There's barely any /ggg/ left. There's maybe a couple of yesbuds (real), copebuds, people who don't care and the rest is antis falseflagging on both sides either calling her a whore or "defending" her by using retarded excuses that sound outlandish, so they can switch side and shit on those excuses.

Bae has Gura's time slot by the way, no stream.

>>38841886
Reddit did more to voice criticism to her than this yesman hugbox of a thread.

>>38841832
Can you blame them? Being bombarded constantly by antis has molded them into this.

>>38841893
2022 was generally a failure

>>38840762
>Remember that her content wouldn’t change
It's not really possible to change Gura's streaming behaviour without changing her personality.
There is no true perfection. A perfect person will always have flaws but they will maximize positive traits and minimize negative traits in the most efficient way. Gura achieved this. Gura is objectively perfect.

Also, I'm in love with Gura. Subjectively, Gura is always perfect. Gura is my definition of perfect. If Gura changes then my definition of a perfect person changes

>don't stream monday
>well you can't stream tuesday, that's a day off!
shark girl employs this one CRAZY trick to never actually stream

>>38841960
They don't care about Gura. Thats why they are able to shit on her mercilessly.

>>38841653
That's not being a yesman, that is being appropriately detached from a streamer. Maybe you're too young to understand how such a thing is possible, but trust me, it is.

Shark frame doko

>>38841960
If it's a hugbox why the fuck aren't we hugging? you can't describe a thread you're literally posting in and discount your own actions. You're posting from inside the thread.

>>38841975
>It's not really possible to change Gura's streaming behaviour without changing her personality.
Oh my god. stop fucking pretending she didn't stream just fine for almost two years now. This isn't some sort of impossible standard anyone is holding her two, she's horribly fallen off from what she COULD stream and did stream. Then she fell off from that new low.

>>38841189
You had me until you pretended you love her

>>38839524
most useless janny

>>38841923
You can not possibly be this naive. I weep for men in 2022

Didn't read the thread. Just saying I love Gura.

>>38842051
lol as I said you do not watch gura and you also have zero proof that she ever had a real relationship

Lately I've had a bad feeling about the future
I don't want to entertain such thoughts, but they keep creeping up on me. I hope it'll prove to be wrong and 2023 will be great but I don't know man..

>>38842060
same desu

>>38841935
Some chumbuds are really far too mindbroken, it is very likely that gura won't be here on christmas too and when that happens a lot of them are really going to break.

Are chumbuds the most mentally ill fanbase?

>>38842196
Probably

>>38842184
Good. Less flaky fucks that we don't need.

>>38842031
My uncle was smoking for years and was "fine" and then he died to lung cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>38842196
They're not retarded, they've been abused, lovebomed and groomed into believing this is okay

CHILD FEET UOHHH TuT

So have we finally learned that complaining faggots are just cuckposting doxxnigger antis that found a new way to slowly troll the thread and where down morale? Because it's been pretty apparent.

>>38842184
if we dont get Gura for christmas at least this year I might actually consider just taking a break from Gura for a while and seeing how I feel.
despite what people say Gura really does need to make it up to her fans for how fucking dogshit this year was in terms of Gura content.

>>38841997
Yeah and shitting on her mercilessly does more good than coddling her into degradation like what's been happening.
>>38842030
Just wait a few hours, this thread will go back to being the usual yesman hugbox thread and how Gura is "owning the antis" by not giving a shit about her fans.

>>38842280
Of course, nothing is happening and everything is normal with the Gawr Gura Hololive EN ch

>>38842280
t. retarded thread shitter

>>38842196
have you SEEN those clock fuckers

Where do these people come from? And why?
Strange bunch.

>>38842291
the last membership stream was about a month and a week ago, if she is planning anything she should do it now, since we are 2 weeks away from christmas.

>>38842105
Cover bankruptcy in 2023. The Japanese government will nationalize the company and mandate a minimum of 5 8-hour streams each week as well as monthly hymen inspections for all talents. Screenshot this.

>>38842314
Post her contract if this is isn't normal then

>>38841560
'by herself' only the most delusional retards here believe the 'family fixed pc' shit that she said recently

It's puzzling that Cover isn't doing something about this. I wonder what her manager knows that we don't.

>>38841562
sorry, do you not know what a contract is? a contract includes terms specifying what actions the parties to the contract will perform. failing to include terms describing work to be performed is precisely the criticism i am leveling at their management culture. it's also possible those term are there and they simply don't assert nonperformance.

I love MY WIFE Gawr Gura.

>>38842340
Discord. If they're SEA then facebook.

>beg streamer to tell you to stream or to tell you when she streams
>neither her nor management see anything wrong with refusing to do it
>guhahaha borgor is what she thinks communication means
It hurts. I cannot just enjoy any longer.

>>38842406
she ghosts her managers too, she's said this on stream. They can't do shit about it either and they'll look like the bad guys if they push too hard

>>38842406
>Cover management being useless on what actually matters
Nothing new

>>38842406
her manager is probably stoked that she can get gura to attend meetings in her favorite meeting slot (which also happens to be gura's stream slot)

>>38842406
Gura still makes them lots of money and they dont have to help her at all or pay attention to her so they dont really care
there is a reason she only posted something after the reddit made a big stink about it and they forced her to update her fans

>>38842429
>beg streamer to tell you to stream
I might not be a streamer, but why aren't you streaming anon?

>>38842340
There is a lot of fear that Gura won't show up for Christmas.

>>38842406
her manager knows she moves merch like a motherfucker and even if she didn't they can't afford to lose the "most subbed vtuber" bragging right+ collapse their EN branch by showing they couldn't motivate even the biggest EN talent. she has all the leeway

>>38842340
Where did such a cucked yesman like you come from?

>>38842105
if you're worried about graduation you shouldn't be
just don't expect things to ever be like 2021 again because they won't be

>>38842278
I love being abused and groomed by Gura TuT

Gonna watch this if she doesn't stream soon.
https://youtu.be/639YZ3r_iD8

>>38842412
>you must disclose gura's contract to me!
>It's my right as your customer, Cover!!
You guys really are like 15 arent you

Yeah, I'm done. She did mention she had health issues, but refused to talk about it, which is fine. But she said to also not worry about whatever this health issue is, which would imply it wouldn't prevent her from streaming? Keep shit to yourself is fine Gura, but don't expect your fans to just be okay with this radio silence.

>>38842466
Who the fuck cares? Why is streaming on holidays something that matters?

I find it funny that I see paypigs bitch in her comments but they never use any of those superchats they send anyway to air criticism. Just scream in the VOD void.

>>38842468
>>38842452
>>38842449
>>38842440
What the fuck are they gonna do if gura replies with 'feeling sick' bs? She has the borgar tweet to cover for 'communication' recently

>>38842500
For how long you were subbed anon?

>>38842452
Reddit please make another big stink!

>>38842500
About time. Now you just have to leave the thread forever now.

Gura is cute and funny

>>38842484
sorry, you clearly didn't read what i wrote. my assertion is either that they failed to include important terms in the contract or failed to assert nonperformance over failure to comply with those terms. it is necessarily true that one or the other of those options is a fact, and i don't need the text of the contract to reach that conclusion.

>>38842406
What can they do? Suspend her? Would she even notice?

>>38842515
I don't need to complain with supers or in her comments since she plays games with me every night

Are they done with their kabuki theater routine of reusing pictures of their expired memberships they've been using for months now and claiming to be new fans leaving?

>>38842513
Go back to /ggg/ in the night of thanksgiving through the archive and stop asking to be spoonfeed faggot.

>>38842550
UH OH STINKY!!!!!

>>38842466
You say that like there's a possibility of her streaming during Christmas this year. Last year she was way more attached to us and she still prioritized her family for the holidays. What makes you think this year will be different?

Would gura be into footjobs?

>>38842565
my pp moved

Is Gura depressed?

>>38842572
>i don't need the text of the contract to reach that conclusion.
You really do. Make up more shit in your head if you want though.

>>38842517
ill watch whoever is live at 8pm.
>>38840390

>>38842624
Maybe a little bit, but I think the lack of streams stems more from her health issues than depression.

>>38842585
I don't think its unusual to assume someone who doesn't stream any more is bleeding members and fans. Then again if we start showing proof that people are tuning into her streams less and less we get called numberfags and that's the ultimate shutdown around here, even worse than a cuckposter or admitted anti.

>>38842572
You're unironically mad because you think a corporation didn't write a contract for its steamer properly? Based on what criteria? Seems like they're making money with those contracts to me.

>>38842517
>a borgar tweet is communication
Anon pls

>>38842605
>Every other girl is going to be celebrating with their fans
>Chumbuds will be left alone, once again

>>38842624
She is and these fuckers are shitting on her for it. They lack the empathy to understand.

>>38842624
She always has been
Gura hasnt been happy since she hit 1 millions subs and she will never be happy because she refuses to improve herself.

>>38842689
It prevents people from concernfagging too much on reddit forcing management to force her to do anything.

>>38842591
I was wondering the same thing then. It makes even less sense for fucking thanksgiving

>>38842613
I dunno ask her

>>38842669
Her numbers seem stable to me. It's entirely depended on what she's streaming, really.

>>38842572
I mean it seems pretty simple if you look at things.
1st year
>Gura is doing schedules, streams a lot, pushes herself
>is a resounding vtubing success, the star of the west
Year 2
>with all that under her belt, contract gets renegotiated and streams/schedules deprioritized
>this shit happens

>But she said to also not worry about whatever this health issue is, which would imply it wouldn't prevent her from streaming?
It doesn't. Explosive diarrhea would prevent her from streaming (because unfortunately she doesn't like soiling herself during streams) but that wouldn't be a reason to worry about

>>38842669
>the ultimate shutdown around here
What is this, fucking reddit? Who gives a shit what someone calls you. You're Anon for one, and for two this is fucking 4chan. Just call him a nigger and move on

Calm down guys. At least Kiara's schedule guarantees we get her this Wednesday.

>>38842669
>Gura is loosing fans because of her laziness and disregard to her fans
>"Stop being a numberfag!"

>>38842763
It's not about feelings, it's about how the discussion sometimes loops to
>people are unhappy with Gura!
>oh yeah prove it
>here's all these comments saying so
>antis!
>here's all these stats going down
>LOL NUMBERNIGGER GO BACK TO /#/

>>38842798
'Sorry one of the girls couldn't make it last minute'!

>>38842828
Why do her stats going down matter to me? I'm not going anywhere.

>>38842763
I just finished this show the other day I know I should have watched it a while ago. I have the movies left but I really just want more..

>>38842669
Sure, but why would she care? Being so big is one of her biggest sources of anxiety. I don't think this helps, because the only people leaving are casuals while the devoted and mentally unstable(of both the 'patientbud' and 'SHE HATES US' variety) only get more obnoxious, but that's a problem for future Gura. Assuming she even gets better enough to stick to her 3x a week game plan rather than get even worse.

Gura's numbers going down not only doesn't matter, it actively benefits me.

>>38842798
Reminder that not only do collabs not count as Gura streams anymore but there is like a 90% Gura wont show her POV anyways.

>>38842916
Gura might be able to read my messages now

>>38842916
I like comfier chat too but it only really helps if she actually streams. I miss her

>>38842828
I don't know you seem defensive about it. And maybe that's because you can't defend your position or maybe that's because you can't ignore random retards throwing shit around the thread.

Either way it doesn't matter. Just say what you want.

gura loves cumbuds
gura loves yesmen
gura loves patientchads
gura loves me, because I will always be there for her, with all my reps done and life lived to the fullest, ready and primed for my wife.
antis, whinging faggots and criticizecucks drink my stinking semen dripping out of her child cunny after I'm done fucking her pissy cunt. I am the final chumbud.

>>38842930
I'm going to punch a fucking wall if she doesn't stream her POV.
Knowing Kiara she most likely will suggest them to stream their POVs though

>>38842798
Gura is really going to ghost us until a collab again.

Has Gura grown too big and is way too cozy in the her current situation? She knows she can do the bare minimum, not lose the most loyal members and will always have viewers for her return streams. Cover also wont do shit since she is basically the face of EN, at least one of the most marketable one. I hate that the only thing I can really do is to just try to forget about her when she doesn't stream, schizoing in her chat has shown to not change anything in the long run

>>38842545
Pic. I was looking forward to getting the trident finally, but this ghosting shit soured everything about it.
>>38842558
Good luck anon.

this cycle is so tiresome...I really wish I could just stop believing things will get better so I could just accept the current state of things
but everytime I start to accept it she streams again and the optimist in me comes back out and the cycle begins anew

So her first "stream" back is going to be a Minecraft collab where she won't even stream her point of view.

>>38842981
>Knowing Kiara she most likely will suggest them to stream their POVs though
and Kiara probably would suggest Gura to stream if Gura actually replied to dms

>>38842974
She recently said she reads criticism and likes that she gets it so fuck yourself

>>38841893
gay rigged poll rigged by discord trannies.

>>38843011
>wasn't even a trident
Stop shitting up the threads when you weren't even around that long

>>38842798
So everytime she ends a stream and she doesn't say when she's gonna stream again she disappear for a entire week??? Thats her new routine lately. So I suppose she's gonna stream Wednesday and Friday then disappear for another week until the other Friday AGAIN!!!!!!!!
I want Gura Gura the Streamer from 2021 i Fucking hate 2022 Gura she is the worst of all.

>>38842974
Amen. Accept I will be the last Chumbie. I'm more resliliant than all of you fuckers.

>>38842798
So her first time back will be a collab where she probably won't even stream her pov. Lol.

>>38843061
I like all forms of Gura. You are weak.

>>38843059
Tridents should stop being the worst people in chat if they want to be proud of their badge

Why isn't Gura wiping properly?

>>38843084
Graduate already fucking lazy bitch

>>38843059
Post your membership.

>>38842916
>Chumbuds don't want gura to become the successful idol she wants to be and be able to perform with her favorite vocaloid

>>38843084
No you don't.

>>38843107
same reason she doesnt stream, reply to people, or actually work on her projects, or even release her fucking daki that has been done for months
shes lazy

>>38842992
That's why she was so excited to get in on the collab, she figured she could take off all the intervening days.

>>38843040
yeah nah, just gonna keep resisting anti filth. seethe. Needed like eight tissues for my latest goom to Gura. Meanwhile anti's just shoot dry goom dust cos they used up all their moisture crying about Gura not being good enough for them. Kek.

>>38843163
>Phoneposting

depression nap time!

>>38842500
I am now one step closer to cumming into Gura's womb while I kiss her mouth and tongue, and taste her spit and smell her breathe. One less faggot in my way. Keep quitting whinging faggots and antis, only brings me closer to my final goal.

>>38843134
I've been subbed from day one and regret not membering sooner. Im still tired of newfags here shitting up the place.

>>38843139
Literally anyone can perform with a vocaloid
You could perform with a vocaloid
I get what you mean but that's a funny thing to say

Does anyone have those Gura end stream quotes? Those are always nice.

sleep tight anon

>>38843258
my only beef with you is I wish I could see you more

>>38843207
?

>>38843059
You can have mine if you want. Not outright leaving, for the record that no one gives a fuck about, but it's been disappointment after disappointment. I didn't think it would get even worse after singing fansa(prerecorded for her 3d, not live) and then vanishing for the rest of the month, especially after October seemed to be an actual return, but there's not really anything to show support for by now. I'll only be keeping membership in return for member streams, and in hindsight I should have cancelled earlier because we're over a month without one.

>>38843356
reminder to just use ars for membership

My oshi has a terrible luck stat.

How come you guys are so unfunny, Gura would stream more if you were funny.