/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38828781
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Altare creampie

I'm the fastest baker in the west, how are you, bros?

>>38828816
Amen.

>>38828816
>>38828835
Amen

I WANT LEADER TO GIVE ME GIFTS TOO AND MAKE ME CRY UUUUU

>>38828835
Vesper log off

>>38828849
thanks for the bake chumxelotl, i'm fine

>>38828835
Based

>>38828816
Amen

>>38828849
Thankyou for the thread cute chumxelotl! Day's been going so good and I'm planning on rewatching aniki's needy streamer overload vod, it's so criminally good.

>>38828912
altnowa is too one sided for this to be nowa

>>38828961
just let me pretend...

>>38828961
If it is so one sided, why did Nowa make Altare moan like a whore?

>>38829075
it was just a bit :^) remember when he cummed in Altare's ass multiple times that one stream? that was a bit too.

>>38829112
It was kind of weird that he kept whispering "commit to the bit. gotta commit to the bit"

>>38828849
>I'm the fastest baker in the west
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, CHUMXELOTL IS GETTING COOOOCKYYYYYY all good chumbie, thank you for the bread

How was Magni during yesterday's membership?

>>38829336
The loops were good, Magni seemed fine. Didn't go on weird rants or anything. He said he was planning to cook dino nuggers and sweer potato fried in the air fryer

Been thinking about the streams from last night and the difference between Axel enthusiastically playing NGO and Magni’s somber loopstation is pretty fucking sad. Why do magmites have to ruin everything?

>>38828835
based

Officer Izuru reporting in to remind you not to reply to bait!

>>38829472
WATCH LEADER WHORE

I can’t stop thinking about Nowa UUUUUUUUU I want to have unprotected merciless sex with him all night!!! I want him to mating press me so bad!! I want to make him addicted to having sex and he would feel guilty but crave for sex forever!!

>>38829638
Altare, quit posting here and post your schedule already

>>38828961
>one-sided
Delusional

>>38829456
Kiss at the end was melancholic

>>38829747
He hates magmites... What did you guys do to him...

>>38829456
>Didn't go on weird rants or anything
That's not a good thing...

>>38829733
Nowa cares more about his new boytoy than giving Altare even a scrap of praise for working so hard in his absence…

>>38829456
He was more quiet than usual and his little talk about never giving up being a creator felt a bit off

>>38829980
The Magnoir NTR is real...

I want to uuuuu about Magni, is this how vesplings feel?

>>38829996
I hate Magmites

>>38829980
to be fair, nowa didn't watch any stream during his suspension so he doesn't actually know how hard altare was working for him

a whore

>>38830149
My whore.

>>38830099
not a vespling, just a vestie but yeah... imagine your oshi is a tsundere that doesn't communicate with you very often but lovebombs you whenever you see them.. ToT

>>38830149
the whore of Tempus

>>38830099
For real, my heart actually hurts when I think about how sad Magni must have felt. Fuck discord magmites, they ruined everything.

>>38830022
leader...

No...altnowa love...altnowa forever...

>>38829917
Discord hatewatcher went off on him over lying about the coof and he took critical mental damage

>>38830268
this is what Altare says to himself over and over again when he sees this image in a dream

>>38830268
Altnowa will forever exist as long as Leader breathes anon, don't get demoralized :^)

>>38830260
Discmites hate

>>38830108
I know, and Altare has probably quietly accepted that Vesper doesn’t know and is also having fun with his new friend Magni. But I also know that Altare is so desperate for that praise it leaks out of him whenever he’s around Vesper, so I want him to get it… ToT

>>38830458
we'll just have to see how tonight goes ToT at least they'll have a chance to talk then.. wonder if they'll be doing 2v2 teams...

>hates reading
>loves streaming reading and it is enjoyable by everyone
Why?

Just got off vacation for making an Ina pregnancy joke like everyone else on the fucking site likes to make and doesn't get banned for -_-

Anyway, someone in previous thread asked for this so here's my shitty edit

>>38830763
probably pissed off a janny that's a takodachi kek
nice edit btw

>>38830763
kek, welcome back

Should be asleep by now but whatever.

I likes glasses

>>38830763
Based

>>38830763
No wonder Vesper is my favorite.

>>38830763
the janny have a thing for you anon, i made the same joke 40 times with 10 different girls and no one bats an eye

>>38831387
Yeah I got a sitewide ban for trolling lmao

Soul-link’s still happening right?

>>38831929
maybe not? Though Friday Vesper is having his members stream (and he usually streams twice on menshi days so maybe?)
We'll just have to wait until Altare posts his schedule.

i had a dream inside a dream that i built a theme park around tempus but it was failing. then i woke up from that dream, posted about it in /mans/ and got accused of being the same resident menhera that posted about how much she hates vespers anger issues.
see you guys in roughly 12 hours with another drawing

Do you guys think magni watched a show about cartoon horses? And if he did, who was his favorite horse and why

>>38831929
I-I believe...

>>38831986
He watched the last unicorn, and his favorite was the tree

>>38831929
if vesper says no, altnowa is dead

>>38832064
the thing about altnowa is it doesn't matter whether Vesper says yes or no :^)

>>38832087
Based

>>38831980
Nice work

So, if Regis a shiny Altare, or is Altare a shiny Regis?

>>38830956
Mane-chan cute

>>38831980
SHINY SPICY SEGS UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>38831980
this was my request kek great work anon

I just realized. Vesper admitted to him and Magni's lap sitting as a bit, but he never confirmed whether they actually got naked when building the PC together or not....

>Vesper Minecraft on the schedule
Oh… he’ll see the gift Altare left for him, the pickaxe surrounded by a heart made of flowers… ToT

>>38832581
Oh god, you are right. It's right in the middle of his house too...wonder if Altare will be around

>>38832581
If he doesn't say something nice, my heart will legitimately break for Altare

>>38832581
imagine vesper spends the whole stream in his shaft and doesnt see the gift

>>38833182
The vesties will scream at him until he goes to see it, dw

>>38833182
Altare will personally log in to the game himself if he has to. he'll see it.

>>38833302
altare WILL crash the minecraft stream vc and we WILL be fed the most concrete altnowa evidence we've ever gotten

I just woke up and checked Kobo's stream if any of the boys showed up. I am actually surprised that all 4 were there.
Even more surprising that she got Nowa to confess.

Axel’s mane-chan fanart when?

>>38833106
it makes me feel completely insane but god same here. imagine he sees it and has a total non-response? like if he just goes “oh” or something… my heart would shatter into a thousand pieces for altare…

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1602364809512718337
>Halo Reach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8VDUDzxkM

SCHEDULE TIME FUCKERS
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1602364809512718337

>>38833684
KARAOKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty good schedule, snailtare love

>>38833684
FUCK YEA KARAOKE!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vesper promised Kobo to play Valo in his Bat form! Ojisan is a vampire confirmed!!

>>38833684
That's a pretty great schecule

>>38833684
>halo reach
holy shit it actually was just a grift

>>38833821 (me)
schedule*

>>38833601
C'mon, Vesper may be autistic but not THAT much. It would be pretty fucked up even on just friends standards, I would actually believe he is angry at Altare if he pulls something like that

>>38833684
>no soul link
...

>>38833684
ALMOND

>>38833915
if he doesn’t kiss altare on the mouth their friendship is OVER

altventurers forcing Vesper to love and dote on their oshi... kowai...

>>38833684
>11EST
they hate me uuuuuu

>>38833972
I could see vesper, for the bit, tell altare to log into Minecraft so he could mash his MC character's face into Altare's and make a kissing sound, then immediately end stream

>>38833915
He's kind of bad at social cues, I expect him to A. Already vave seen it during stream prep and B. Be too busy with something like "making brown bricks" to acknowledge or react to it on stream.

>>38834088
no

>>38834010
>we want altare to be happy
>vesper makes altare happy, like immediately glowingly happy, like “vesper talks in altare’s chat and his mood improves twofold” happy
yeah…

>>38834088
RAGE

>>38834109
>"making brown bricks"
In Minecrap?

>>38834088

>>38834088
Has Magni ever mentioned Homestuck? I bet he read at least some of it.
I had a huge crush on Vriska, those were dark times.

>>38834328
The odds of the boys reading homestuck are:
>Vesper>Magni>Altare>>>>Axel
Which is funny considering Axel is the one who liked the homestuck image on twitter, good for you drawfriend

BROXELOTLS STATUS?

>>38834088
why

>>38834010
What my oshi wants, he shall have, gomen

>>38833684
this is solid except for the lack of dnd and soullink

>>38834328
he definitely mentioned it but i cant remember when, endurance subnautica i think?

>>38834328
At least you didn't have a massive crush on John.

>>38834061
blame Axel

>>38834775
FUCK YOU AXEL. WHERE'S YTTD?? I'M GONNA WATCH REINE INSTEAD SHE'S PROBABLY FUNNIER.

>>38834844
altventurer-kun, kill yourself

I would like to see more collab content with Altare and Vesper, even if it's just calling in to each other's streams

>>38834844
He dropped the game because he's too retarded to copy paste a save file. I'm not kidding
Reine's playthrough is good, I've been following it. She has great vpice acting

>>38834895
no
>>38834988
yeah 3 months it's too much and i really want to know what happens next

Where is DRG uuuu

Does Magni prefer Magni or Dezmond/Dez? He's the only one that's referred to by both names and seems to use both when talking about himself as well

>>38834979
It's a shame that their times don't really align...hope we get more Hunt soon

>>38835195
no wonder Altare wants to move to the west coast.. I hope we can get some good moments tonight at least

>>38835029
A FUCKING ALTBEAT

>>38835119
Is an odd case, Initially Altare and Axel called him Magni, but later Altare has been calling him Dez and Vesper tends to call him Dez as well, so idk

>>38829638
I want him to feel guilty that he's unable to stop himself from brutalizing me nightly!

>>38835029
EEK!!

altnowa

>>38835335
SEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>38835226
I still can't believe that altbeats exist, it's a really weird overlap

>>38835335
so true

>>38835335
LOVE AND SEX

>>38835119
i don't think he has a preference. i have a middle name and some people call me that, so i go by both and im content with either.

>>38835335
yes

>>38835377
Listen, if everyone in the world liked the same things the world would be a boring place. Some people like black licorice, some people like sounding, some people like natto and some people like cringe

I appreciate altbeats for their differences

Altnowa is weird man
Just stick to magnowa

>>38835474
How dare you
that whore will never be loyal

>>38835335
It's legitimately my only Tempus ship

>>38835474
Magni is Kobo's horse now, unfortunately
An ironic twist for mr hands

>>38835474
For me, it’s almond. The best Tempus ship

I want to be able to post about wanting to have sex with Vesper without being told that I’m altare

>>38835562
Leader hands typed this

>>38835562
Sorry Altare, but you can't

I feel like I cannot talk about my favorite pairings between the boys without being seeing like I want them to fuck lol
I just like their chemistry on stream, like magni and nowa

>>38835474
What's so weird about Altnowa, huh? Why would I ship precious, innocent Vesper with a SLUT who can never be loyal when the man who will dote on him every single day and be his loving househusband is RIGHT THERE?

>>38835474
No shipwars friend, we all just want love for our boys

>>38835681
Then it's not a pairing

>>38835716
How would you call it then? isn't the combination of 2 people a pairing?

I like any ship that involves my oshi being fucked t b h. It's just that altnowa tends to have content that contain most of my fetishes which happen to be taboo so I gravitate towards it more.

>>38835474
We would if nowa wasn't too rough on maguni

Don't let all this shipposting distract you from the fact that Altare bought a fucking car

>>38835716
I like KobAlt, that does not mean that I want them to fuck.

>>38835377
What's so hard to understand about being an Altbeat? We love cringe, Mori's boobs and Leader's jobbing.

>>38835760
It's semantically sound, but it's become identified with fujo's and their fantasies. Other terms that might work are duo, or combo.

>>38835840
it makes perfect sense to me, they are both masters of cringe. altare even really likes mori and has asked for music help from her...

>>38835765
Do your fetishes include cuckoldry?

>>38835784
Don't let Altare buying a car distract you from the fact that Vesper bought a fucking boar spear

>>38835377
there's at least two of us. i love callis music and leaders everything
(and the cringe)

>>38835784
I still think the spear is better because of how out of nowhere and silly it was like buying a monkey. A car is totally a normal purchase

>>38835784
He jokingly said that the car is pink, so now I want to see fanart of him in the pink Isekar

>>38835892
yes. I'm currently in a relationship where I actively cuck my partner. he enjoys it.

>>38835765
I agree but I just like any ship that provides more taboo content with leader topping so I enjoy altnowa and almond but altnowa attracts me more because of leader's obsessive behavior

>>38835927

>>38835974
Guaranteed replies

>>38835927
>>38836092
There's definitely more than 2 altbeats ITT...

MagniAI dev anon, please link when done

>>38835927
You know what? Based, I really your pink woman as well

Actual schizo shipper talk under spoilers:
I like every ship and it's all in good fun but it's mildly baffling to me that Altare/Magni is still the most popular Altare ship (I saw a poll on Twitter where it was like, 50% Almond, 25% Altnowa and Altxel) when Altare's feelings towards Vesper are the closest to anything being remotely "real" in the entirety of Tempus... I guess a lot of fujos go purely on how a pairing looks or tropes they can fit into?

>>38828849
Noooo, I don't wanna be bread!!

>>38836329
Please understand that 99% of shipping is looks. Altare and Magni are the prettiest therefore they're the post popular ship. I call this the Voltron reboot rule; regardless of character interactions, plot or logic, the two most attractive characters will always be the most popular ship, no exceptions.

>>38833677
Can he actually play halo reach? I heard halo wasn't the problem but more of the music in the game.

You want to see cute guys doing cute guy things so bad? Go watch All Saints Street then.

>>38836500
Vesper is objectively the most beautiful. Westoid fujos are braindead.

>>38836550
isn't that the jesus anime

>>38836431
Too late, anon

>>38836157
I dislike the slanted shadow

>>38836632
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38836329
isn't that because they had the no way out collab with multiple streams? once fujos latch into a ship they don't let go

>>38836632
JESUS CHRIST THEYRE MULTIPLYING

>>38836500
>magni
>prettiest
...I am not so sure about that. The more likely case would be shiny spicy being the most popular if that was true. Magni and Altare collab the most, had the first off collab so fujos naturally gravitated to almond, I like almond too but not as much as altnowa.

>>38836632
Bone soup would be nice...

>>38836709
I think this as well, they collab a lot and Altare also mentions Magni out of nowhere pretty often (plus Magni's teasing)

>>38832575
The lapsitting was a bit because logistically it would have been too difficult to focus on the game with his rock hard cock pressing into magnis ass

i do believe they held hands at least for a moment to compare sizes that stream and he did sleep over at magnis place multiple times that week. the drunk karaoke...

>>38836329
Cause we like enemies to lovers more than one sided pining

Straightbros... I'm so sorry...

>>38835840
Altare hates women and Mori is the most annoying woman alive.

>>38836550
Anon, we're not the thread who must not be named, why are you posting this here

>>38837068
If you're a straight shipper all the members unironically hate you.

>>38837090
altare likes and respects mori though. he wouldn't mention her or redirect to her if he didn't. he seems like the kind of person who would just totally ice out and not talk to/about someone he didn't like.

>>38836329
A Way Out was amazing and the Almond offcollab rp had my fantasies. Simple.

>>38837090
Altare hates women and Mori is the least feminine woman in hololive. Out of all the hololive girls it's no surprise he'd hate her the least.

>>38837111
>the thread who must not be named
so now /cbdct/ is voldemort or what?

>>38837258
Okay the Almond offcollab kidnapping arc WAS pretty sex, I'll give you that.

>>38836329
altnowa is the kind of thing that would get you on fandom shit lists. yknow the proshipper drama shit that goes on in modern day anime fandoms.

It's not "safe" because of the perceived power/age difference between the two, and honestly most people that do enjoy it enjoy the unhealthy aspects of it so the people that probably do ship them are few, and given how small the Tempus fanbase is it's not surprising.

>>38837216
you're arguing with someone that is shitposting

>>38837378
>Proshipper drama
I kind of forgot this existed because I'm so used to being on 4chan where posting about raping your oshi as a child is just the norm

>Mario Party w/ Tempus stream later tonight
>one of the boys sleeps in/has internet issues
>they quickly replace him with Mori in order to have a 4th

>>38829180
he's a chumbud, being cocky is on their nature

>>38837378
You're acting like Altare is a shota when his character is the leader of the guild

>>38837490
altare is a shota (mentally)

>>38837472
easy skip

>>38837490
I mean, I know he's not. Just general fandom sees Vesper as a dad/grandpa so they'll probably find him being shipped with any of the boys as creepy.

>>38837490
even outside of that a barely adult possessive guy trying to rape a ojisan can ruffle some feathers depending on where you are posting, I haven't seen any disdain to altnowa shippers though.

>>38837553
I'm not really in the general fandom I guess, it's just strange considering the fact that Altare has called him a healslut, asked him to strip, suggested he'd be his wife/husband and moaned with him in that watchalong that will not be named

So rpr altare, who tops?

>>38835804
I do, I think the incest vibe makes it hotter

Kobob is surprisingly boner inducing as well

sell me on your ship

>>38837747
I like to imagine Altare is just completely uninterested during sex and looks bored the entire time while reading a book/checking his phone or something.

>>38837747
no one, rpr never had a chance.

>>38837781
this is kind of hot honestly

>>38837770
Zetaxel, funny cat and dog who looks cute together

>>38837770
pain peko

>>38833684
>Group Mario party
>Halo reach
Kino, sucks that the halo Collab IS AT THE EXACT TIME I HAVE A FINAL FUCK

>>38837822
i miss them together so much bros

>>38837879
Good luck on your final, anon! Study hard and the VOD will be waiting for you!

am I the only one here to likes kobo altare

>>38828781
Cool

>>38837944
I still believe bros. We’re going to be so obnoxious when they comes back

>>38837994
eslchama...

Magni's centaur horsecock.

>>38837994
I consider you odd but I have to respect your boldness

>>38837781
Nice

>>38833684
I remember Halo music causing trouble for Mori and Ame when they played reach, I hope they found a solution to that

>>38838019
You already are though?

>>38837781
kek

>>38838110
Listen we only get crumbs compared to you fujos, so we have to cherish every moment. Besides straightbros and fujos are all the same at the end of the day, we’re all fucking cunts about our ships

>>38838035
it was an autocorrect I swear I'm no esl goddamnit

>>38838209
i support you straightbro. i hope you get your zetaxel collab soon, they're cute

>>38837822
post the cutest pic/vid of them

>>38837770
Axmag, Axel is a saviorfag and Magni is a menhera. Magni really admires Axel's positive nature and keeps giving his Axel drawings a big dumpy. And all the riding... Axel also kept drawing Magni in guestionable situations in that gartic phone collab. Axel is the one who started the cowkini and hot single magunis and it makes me laugh. Magni is a furry, Axel is a dog.
Magni is a sizequeen and wants the dingo knot, also absolute cumslut who is willing to be used as a oneahole and Axel is horny as fuck

>>38838373
NTA but

>>38838209
more like fucking bussies in the gay ships amirite

>>38838241
same tho

just please no more cringe MagZeta greentexts. Or you ship it, at least write it better. Or if you can't write it better, at least spoiler better. hehe...

>>38838472
very cute thank you anon

>>38838441
the furry thing makes sense surprisingly. your propaganda worked

I personally ship altnowa because i'm a vestie that self inserts into Altare. I want to be doted on by Vesper and called his favorite son and manipulate him into doing anything I want.

>>38838373

>>38838492 (me)
btw this is the collective you, not personal you. Unless you personally ship both Axel and Magni with Zeta kek

>>38836156
lol

>>38838707
Axel and Magni spitroasting the catgirl while making out with each other....

>>38838373
Zeta call-in on his bday by far

>>38837313
What are you talking about? She's and absolutely mememe attention whore, absolutely represents everything wrong with modern women.

>>38838594
Same.

>Vesper has buried several 5 gallon tubs of plain white rice in the woods within "driving distance" of his house
Is Vesper schizophrenic?

>>38838594
But anon... axel is his favorite son

>>38838822
And suddenly I'm a lot more into it!
just please dont pull them out of a desk kek

>>38838920
Kill yourself

>>38837469
It's depressing that /here/ and the other chan boards are the last refuge for fujos who don't see fandom as activism but once the main four websites became mainstream it was probably inevitable.

I just want to see Nowa-ji loved and degenerately fucked at the same time

>>38839004
I didn't understand this bit, t b h. Just why

>>38839006
As Altare said... "Axel can be your favorite son, I'll be your wife."

>>38839004
honestly I think so. He says he's most like his loner uncle that lives in Alaska.

>>38839004
He sounds like a /k/ or /out/ guy who has ok enough social skills to be good at vtubing.

>>38839143
maybe he's preparing for a doomsday and if he ever runs out of food he can go pick up is emergency rice rations since they supposedly never go bad if uncooked

>>38839004
>crippling paranoia
I do actually think he might be schizoaffective or something, yeah

>>38839034
Cuckbeat cope.

>>38837770
nowa oji is a cute tusndere /out/ autist who wants kids
im an pettan autist whos eager to please and finds all of nowas hobbies intresting and wants kids
we are perfect for eachother any questions

>>38838472
this art is still so cute

What’s his fucking problem?

ogey

>>38840028
you answered your own question anon

>>38840309
rrat

>>38840028
needs ojisan dick

>>38840386
The off collab is going to be wild

>>38840561
reminder that altare bought a fucking car to get there

Thank you deadbeat jannie for deleting that post

>>38840662
Fucking in his car... ToT

axel syrios

magni dezmond

doppio dropscythe

who?

>>38840854
car sex....uohhhhhHHHH
random but I cant get an AU out of my head where Altare is Vesper's regular rent boy and Altare slowly becomes more and more obsessive over him as time moves on, but Vesper sees him as nothing more than just a quick fling.

>>38838209
>we’re all fucking cunts about our ships
Where are you getting that from? The only person I've ever seen be a cunt about a ship is that one weird Zetaxel anon that constantly tries to turn posting about it into shipping genderwars. Everyone else just hornyposts or makes cringe greentexts in peace

>>38841387
uuuu so good… why does rent boy altare just feel so fitting? i can imagine him feeling smug superiority over having the kind of sexual power that makes ojisans easy targets for manipulation and then getting totally emotionally wrecked by his developing crush on vesper… who’s probably just a businessman or something that just wants a cute twink on the weekends… ToT

Me on the tee

>>38837781
Lol, Altare just casually listening to Vesper's zatsu in the background the whole time

>>38841733
didnt the axel schizo become a zetaxel schizo to ruin it for everyone?

>>38841753
uuuuu yes ToT Vesper is able to give him the most emotional and pleasurable experience of his life during sex and makes Altare feel like he's in another world, but he's easily able to push Altare away when he needs to. This confuses Altare because usually the oji's that he messes with chases HIM all the time, but he has to chase Nowa down for even just a tiny drop of affection from the guy...

>>38841900
Probably, yeah. It's so funny that Axel, of all of the boys, landed the most dedicated schizo.

>>38841851
>rpr fucking altare while altare watches a nowa zatsu on his phone
holy kek

>>38841851
rpr somehow being cucked by Vesper is the funniest thing.

>>38841733
I was just being cheeky. You don’t have to take everything at face value

>>38841981
true, though i havent seen them since axel's last karaoke i wonder if they graduated

Saw Axel retweeted this and cackled a bit

>>38838102
royalties broken, the truth goes unspoken, the composers going unpaaaaid
They might have to play mute or some shit.

>>38841851
This is the most realistic scenario

>>38834438
Drinking beer while eating a pizza

>>38841815
literally me on the left

>>38842077
Kek this dingo is a genius

>>38839004
>Is Vesper schizophrenic?

No, he's an autistic /k/ & /out/ poster who comes from a specific subset of American culture that puts a heavy emphasis on prepping

>>38843055
This dude probably grew up in the wild midwest of America, in the middle of nowhere. No wonder he is like this.

>>38842077
KEK

>>38839213
I wonder how many people like that has actitude for vtubing.
Can you image if one day, in some gen we get some Engi who is autistic about sci-fi and robots, that is from /m/?

Would an Altare and Kobo off-collab end in an awkward sexual situation?

>>38843383
I need a /m/ vtuber that I can send symphogear related supas to right now

>>38843462

>>38843185
He went into detail on where he grew up in his RM account. It was about as urban as you can get.

>>38843462

>>38843492
>>38843548
I'm not homophobic, but all the unfettered fagshipping should receive the same amount of pushback, no?

>>38843497
Stinky doxxer
I will headcanon as him being a floridafag until the end of time

>>38843590

>>38843462
All indo teenager girls love korean e-boys, so yes.

>>38843462
Why are indocucks like this? Even indo altyumes can't shut up about her.

>>38843617
It's not doxxing. He's made vague references to where he's from as Vesper, like the shame of eating pizza with a fork and knife and "remembering where he's from."
You might not catch it if you're /int/. It's not a secret.

>>38843707
do indo yumes really?

>>38843590
no, only kobalt incestfags gets it. all the other hetships are cute

>>38843590
Anon, we LITERALLY have Zetaxel which is one of the most popular ships in /MANS/ (and is ironically a straight ship), the problem is that incest ships aren't that well received here, at least not during certain hours.

>>38843590
altare said he doesn't want it, altventurers follow suit.

>>38843590
why are hetfags like this?

hey bros just got home from work, what'd I miss?

>>38843797
The problem is also that Altare has said he doesn't want to be shipped with Kobo and he's clearly uncomfortable with it.

>>38844034
Vesper got suspended again.

>>38843797
which hours are ok then?

>>38843795
>all the other hetships are cute
No. None of them are cute.
You may be new but only homosexual ships are allowed between vtubers specially in holopro.

>>38843718
Im teasing bro

>>38843878
>>38844045
I'm obviously not retarded enough to talk about it on twitter or in his chat, so I only do it /here/ like a proper schizo.

>>38844070
how dare you

>>38844097
Come here, anon.

>>38844138

>>38844117
doesn't matter, most altventures outside of a handful of indocucks share the same opinion as leader.

How would you describe each fanbase of Tempus, /MANS/?

>>38844034
only thing since magni and axel's streams last night was the boys appearing in kobo's birthday stream

>>38844211
Well they're retarded and/or ignoring Kobo's subtle encouragement.

>>38844097
>you may be new
KEK

>>38844257
>vesties
menhera
>magmites
Menhera
>altventures
Menheras
>axelots
Menhera chasers that act confused and get mad when theyre menhera

>>38844257
>Vesties
Dumb.
>Magmites
Dumb.
>Altventurers
Dumb.
>Axelotls
Really cool and smart.

I need clips of Vesper being a whore.

>>38844492
No need to lie, chumbie

>>38844492
Come here chumbaker, I'm gonna kick you in the face.

Chat reflects the streamer, so...
>Altventurers
quiet menhera whores
>Magmites
loud menhera whores
>Axelotls
the most cheerful, extroverted whores
>Vesties
the biggest, most whorish, short-tempered WHORES

>>38844492
im sorry chumbie but everyone knows axelotls are dumb like their oshi
t. dumb axelotl

>>38844653
damn what if im a fan of all four of them

>>38844653
im not a whore

>>38844556
>>38844582
>>38844652
I'M NOT LYING, OK? STOP SAYING THAT.

>>38844785
Then youre my wife

>>38844828
didn't even give me a ring, 0/10

>>38844492
come here you little shit!

>>38844653
I remember when vesties weren't so parasocial, I'm still of the opinion that half of the vesties are 'literally me' posters that just lurk

>>38844872
what are you talking about, look down
you have a ring pop right there

>>38844966
vesyumes might be the most menhera... that pink sc still haunts me

>>38844257
>Axelotls
Shitposting retards who just want to have a good time
>Magmites
Retarded menheras who ruin everything
>Cultare
Schizos who have been trained like dogs
>Vesties
Tourists and menhera yumes

>>38844966
a vestie literally SC'd him about tying him up so he can't escape them after his return stream... vesties are menhera as hell. kinda hot ngl

>>38845104
it's the mehera vesties that are actually vocal

here is an altare i drew

>>38845323
cute ToT

>>38844257
>axelotls
the best number one in the world wooooooooooo

>>38845323
Uuuuuh he is so cute! Great job anon

>>38845323
so cute i want to cherish him!!

>>38845323
now put blood on his face, but keep the same facial expression

>>38845323
wow really pretty, i like the coloring, reminds me of oil pastels
mirin

>>38845323
Cute~!

>>38845377
This would be a banger post if the face was on a cherry

https://youtu.be/KKAHMZ8OvxQ
Finally, a Tempus collab

>>38845974
FINALLY

>>38843797
>the most popular
Just because the schizos are loud doesn’t mean it’s the most popular

>>38845323
fuckable

>>38845323
Cute leader

>>38846063
but it is and it's the most loud

>>38845974
>11PM EST

>>38846063
Sure https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg86x5Y1yY/results

>>38846163
Take your poll and shove it up your ass

>>38846063
It had like double the votes of the 2nd most popular ship here the last time someone ran a poal. It can be a lot louder but it’s just a couple of schizos

>>38846163
>4 weeks ago
4 weeks later, no one gives a shit.

>>38846163
holy fuck based grudgeposter I forgot about that poll

>>38845974
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Doomsday /out/ anons, is there a way to store water long term without it evoporating/getting contaminated
Shouldnt water also be stored in case shit really does happen, why just rice

>>38845416
good idea

>>38846231
Polls on 4chan are as trustworthy as a schizo anon off his meds

>>38846332
cute...

>>38846328
>is there a way to store water long term without it evoporating/getting contaminated
I'm guessing just get a watertight seal and use a storage container that won't contaminate the water over time

>>38845974
Finally! It’s been 121 days since the original planned Tempus Mario Party collab

>>38845974
it's been so long... I hope the mario party stream isn't scuffed like the first one they tried

how do >we convince Axel to play AC6 when it comes out?

>>38846209
>>38846233
>>38846357
the script says I'm supposed to say something about a goalpost now, does anyone know about that?

>>38846332
you got a Twitter?

>>38846463
Uhhh don’t aim for the post during penalties I guess?

>>38846592
oh okay, I got it now thanks

>>38846332
LOVE IT DRAWANON. you should take commissions if you don't already

>>38846450
Might not be hard apparently a friend of his told him about it. He might already be interested

>>38846248
chumxelotl, are you going to bake the next thread?

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1602441851025268736

>just realized the collab starts at fucking 11PM
Why does everyone hate the east coast?

>>38847015
>two off days
he hates us and it's our fault

>>38847015
>no menshi this week
HE HATES US

>>38846827
oh? did he bring it up on the needy girl stream? didn't watch that one yet
holy fucking shit we're IN

>>38847015
oh so it was a halo reach collab afterall, Altare often puts the face of who he is collabing with in the schedules but I guess he didn't this time.

>>38847039
*everyone except Altare

>>38847039
Boohoo bitch, it's at 4am for me. They HATE EU

>>38847015
that's a lot of games that start with S

>>38836632
These altbeats are growing out of contr-

>>38847105
>Halo Reach
>4 player co-op
>only two of them playing
Nowa and Axel HATE US

>>38847039
haha he doesn't work long grueling hours where he gets out at midnight right when they stream

>>38847015
>two off days and no menshi
lmfao magmites really fucked up huh

>>38847119
>They HATE EU
More like they hate (you)!

>>38847156
I will never work 12 hour night shifts again in my life.

I would like to report that Axel looked at 17 ecchi na neechan's today

>>38847105
they talked about it on stream and it says so on Altare's tweet?

>>38847015
They remembered the Halo collab, nice! Almondshippers we're eating so good recently, damn

>>38847190
I refuse to believe that.

>>38847015
Comfy week with a crazy retard, I'm looking forward to all of it

>>38847015
>no menshi
is this what you wanted discord bitches?

>>38847139
Never you mind about the Altbeats...they're no threat...no threat at all...

>>38847201
Thanks for the report Mane-san

>>38847149
To be fair from what I heard, is not the best port so having all 4 will be an actual nightmare to stream without issues.
>>38847210
I know they talked about it on stream, also I probably just saw the schedule on holodex so if he said something extra I totally missed it.

>>38847105
anonchama...

>>38847319
This needs more arrows

>>38847015
>weekday off
I hope he's finally getting physiotherapy

>>38847190
but anon you can catch vespers zatsus right before work and mag right as you get off if you work nights again oooooo you wanna do that so badly

>>38847015
>No menshi
I HATE YOU MAGMITES