/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Wrote some more for /hag/ for the world building thing: https://rentry.org/wv9g7

32 hours marathon sex with Mr.Koro

>>38644847
That was wonderful

Sex with elderly women.

>>38644211
I really want to plug them up

I don't see women under 30 as fully human. They need to ripen first.

>>38644211
i want to be suck on korosans sagging hag tits as i breed her

>>38646295
TY

Having a lovely hag wife too cuddle and breed with. Can there be any better dream?

does anyone have that image of mio staring at you while her head is resting on a table next to a drink? I lost it somehow

>>38649804
This?

>>38650119
yep! thanks anon

>>38648888
Would love nothing more than to cuddle after sex with Toko in her comfy blanket merch I’ve got

Bros I love Aki so much I wish there was a dommy auntie that would pamper me fuck my shitty life

I like Flare a lot
I want to use her ears as handlebars

>>38654185
Same but with Watame

>>38655270
There's no way Ame is clean shaven down there. Her chat had to bully her into taking more than one shower per week. Her pubes are probably a stinky jungle.

>>38655270
This is 100% verified incorrect.

I love Watame!

>>38656229
Fake.Post the real one

>>38658518

Hag love!

>>38655270
Everybody already knows Mel prefers a short trim though.

>>38655270
Everybody already knows Mel trims hers instead of shaves.

I want to experience a hag's loving embrace when I'm feeling depressed and I want to be lulled to sleep while she strokes my hair.

>>38671811
You can always ask your mom, Anon. Odds are she's a hag.

>1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
>2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
>3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
>4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
>6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
>7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
>8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Was he right about hags /vt/?

>>38672622
>Because there is no hazard of Children
>Do not breed the hags
Heresy.

>>38672174
This is going to sound real stupid but while you are correct that my mum is a hag, just the very thought of hugging someone let alone touch makes me feel very uncomfortable. The second I ask for a hug (I'm not a huggy person) I'll feel extremely unclean (even if my mum isn't dirty) and I'd end up throwing my clothes in the washing and washing whatever part of my skin got touched.
Sounds pathetic, right? I don't even have a bad relationship with my mum and I do have to rely on her as she cares for me.

>>38673132
This sounds autistic anon...

>>38644211
>no YOU go to bed
But I'm already in bed, with my wife. See

>>38675877
Me on the left

>>38672265
I want to make this scene reality so badly

>>38648888
>look through this artists pixiv
>it’s 90% hags
what can I say except BASED

>>38655270
>suisei
>hairy armpits, hairy vagina, and hairy anus
I've never felt so hard....

>>38684405
Nice milkbags

>>38644211
I want to lovingly hug and propose to her

>>38687753
But we are already married?

>>38673132
I can kinda understand. I'm somewhat touch adverse too, but my mom is literally one of the few exceptions. I don't have the feeling dirty after though, but if it's one of those OCD things, I can almost guarantee you're not the only one. If you're in need of a hug, a shower and clean clothes sound plenty worth it though.

Goddamn, Mio's new outfit is far too fucking sexy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUPqSW6rSY
Polka, Mel and AZKi are there now.

>>38672622
So was Ben Jewish?

>>38673414
Well I do have a form of genuine autism, anon. But that's all I'm going to say on the matter.
>>38690113
I'll be sure to keep that in mind as funnily enough, I don't mind the thought of being touched if I'm going to have a bath or a shower. But yeah it is OCD and stuff.
If I could get the chance to meet my ideal hag then what I'd love more is for her to get me out of this habit and making me into a normal person and enjoying things like hugs, holding hands, kissing, and maybe even cuddling into eachother in bed on a very cold day.

>>38692374
I'd buy vaporware if I got to hug a hag.

HAG SEEEEEEEEEX

impregnating MIO

>>38690681
kneel..

>>38695481
>>38695539
There's a disturbing lack of wolf bush here

>>38695885
Mio’s thick forest
https://files.catbox.moe/1ocquq.jpeg

>>38687502
saggy Toko titties
https://files.catbox.moe/wcvpdl.jpeg

>>38649804
>>38516376
>>38488475
this is the third thread anon are you okay

>>38655270
I thought Japanese women evolved to the point that they only grew hair on their heads. Maybe I'm thinking of Koreans...

>>38696561
sorry i have alzheimer and keep forgetting where i save my fanarts

>>38698277
Japanese women can be pretty hairy
It’s part of their culture not to shave their pubes because pubic hair was traditionally seen as a sign of womanhood and maturity
Just search for 陰毛 剛毛 (thick pubes) and you’ll find tons of protected Japanese forest
So Mio with her thick bush is the peak woman
But anything above the crotch is considered “unclean” and generally shaved off

>>38698649
And yet so few fanarts with a full bush. Life is pain sometimes...

>>38698946
blame the West
Before Perry landed his black ships the only women who were hairless were underage cunny and prostitutes (easier to keep clean between clients)
Then the whole パイパン (hairless pussy) fetish trend started and with more jp men liking lolis than milfs, thick pubes are rare but most jp girls have at least a landing strip to “fit in” and not stand out with the rest of society

>>38699295
https://files.catbox.moe/h78wmx.jpg
I will never forgive him. We should post more pubes then, to compensate. So that the hags may see that this is just as beautiful.

>>38699757
There’s a entire doujin series dedicated to Niji girls gettimg embarrassed about showing their pubes to you
https://nhentai.net/g/371096/
https://nhentai.net/g/426527/
English: https://nhentai.net/g/362651/
Also a kind anon translated the Toko panel: https://files.catbox.moe/95x8ej.jpeg

>>38699964
I'm gonna murder my dick later.

>>38696133
I wanna drown drinking Mio's wakame sake all night

>>38701012
Same.

Pure! Hag! Sex!

>>38702718

>>38700370
I want to lick friend's skinny hag tummy

>>38692733
He was a quaker.

>>38703931
If those three were white girls then the dog would've had a field day.

>>38703931
I really like the facial expression Mio is pulling on this image.

>>38700370
How accurate is this?

>>38704447
If I wasn't in mobile I would make a Zoo?up of Mio's face with "insert it" right below her

>>38705263
This is why I hate mobile

>>38703931
This is even better knowing that Mio is no pan during night time.

>>38705263
That's why I like it so much. She just looks so chill and relaxed and wouldn't even bat an eyelid if a male dropped his pants and showed her his dick.

>>38698277
Never seen jap porn? It’s full of hairy vags

>>38704702
This is old but the only not accurate at that time was Mio and probably Okayu. Okayu is thinner now, I don't know if Mio is still deliciously fat. Korone's abs are more buffed now too

>>38705644
Anywhere I can see her abs. The rm account I know hasn't posted in a while

>>38704422
>>38704447
>>38705334
Context is 3 canine hags and a cake talking about how dogs sniff ass
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kgn2K6ur2GQ

>>38696703
My time has come

>>38705773
She didn't post a pic. She just talked about having toned abs and having something that looks like a 6pack in a zatsudan

>>38704130
>Ben Franklin was a Quaker
>Quaker fellowships are called “Friends”
>Fubuki’s calls her fans “Friends”
>therefore Fubuki follows the hag prophet Franklin
>there’s evidence of small Quaker meetings in Japan
Maybe Father Fubuki is canon?

>>38705883
>being forced to walk around bottomless around the house by Mio so she has easy access to my ass and always demanding I stick my ass up when I'm kneeling so she can get a deep whiff of the scent of my ass
I shouldn't be aroused by this situation but now I am.

>>38700370
Okazu looks like a really soft and warm throw pillow.

>>38706415
Same with Polka
Put your head on her chubby tummy, and hear her soft stomach gurgles
Almost as good as using her tits or ass as a pillow

>>38706020
Imagine Korone grabbing the back of your head and forcing you to lick her sweaty abs after a workout

>>38706575
I heard Polka is getting less chubby.

>>38706315
>you comply with Mio’s wishes but one day ask to do it to her
>she suddenly gets embarrassed, saying it’s “dirty” and different since you’re not a canine
>you try to hold back an erection from imagining Mio’s kouhai Koyori inhaling eachother’s ass as a friendly first greeting before her debut

>>38706983
I honestly don't care if her ass is "dirty" like she says it is. I want her to trust me like I trust her so if it means I have to throw away my pride and dignity to sniff her ass, then I'll do it even if it means I end up being suffocated or farted on
After all I have a thing for asses.

>>38707721
Based, more into tits myself but it takes a girl real effort to get a great ass
Kinda surprising just how many hags are into man butt though

>>38706575
Especially if they're wearing a baggy sweater or hoodie you can put your head under.

hag bump

>>38713249
While I'm not complaining sometimes I wish Fubuki looked just as haggy like what Mio does.

>>38713415
It’s kinda hot though
She looks a bit younger to deceive you, and then when you find out she’s nearing her mid 30’s you’re amazed about how good she looks for her age

>>38713874
I just want to know the secret of her eternal youth because she sure as hell looks amazing for someone in their mid 30's.
Hell, I bet she looks amazing when she hits 50.

>>38714293
Asian genes

>>38713249
Hot

Marine singing about being a hag, how fitting
(Title is “Even though I’m an old lady”)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ar2mPm0ADQ

so many small hags out there, yet to be discovered...

need mommy

>>38717343
Who?

>>38717343
the attraction to older women affects my perspective not only in vtubers but anime and IRL as well. Feels fucked up wondering in the back of my mind how old someone is. The words "older women" will never be the same

>>38718070
Liora from /vnug/, confirmed cake and most likely a hag based on her statements, i learned of her from the world building thread! Seems there are plenty of hags hiding in plain sight. Some other guy also told me about hags i never heard about, but they are of a very niche taste in taste of fetish(guro).

Here is what the guy said about his niche hag:
>she makes rigs for other chuubas (the awa family as we call them) does manga, and does streams with her friends. her attention to detail, and cheery personality is also very fun. i can enjoy watching her antics even though i don't always understand what she is saying because her personality is so exuberant that it is hard not to sympathize with her when she does stuff. also, cute model. idk how i feel about posting in /hag/ but if you're curious, that's how i feel i guess.
Seems like she is like a very unknown Pochimaru!!!!

>>38721364
Sshh my wife is sleeping

I wish there were more rm accurate Miosha art

>>38727708
Why do I keep forgetting the images

>>38644211
I'm going to IMPREGNATE this bitch

>>38738282
Arknight posting goes to >>>/vg/

>>38738478
Congrats
https://files.catbox.moe/uzw57c.jpeg

>>38738800
I can feel my balls radiate with joy

did inui recently become a hag or is the increase in post about her just random

>>38746611
/hag/ has been posting her for a while now.

>>38746611
I only just found out, so I have been posting her a bit more. But the cute design and a lot of good fan arts make it really easy to post her, too.

>>38746611
I've got to assume it's one or two dedicated fans of her specifically. Nobody seems to bring up other NijiHags like Dola or Fumi.

Whoops! I was aiming at your oshi, but I accidentally hit my own.

Toko sure is cute

>>38748508
hopefully niji fans enjoy their new hag

>>38721364
What's Mio dreaming of that she's got a lovely smile on her sleeping face?

>>38753674
(You)

>>38754161
I can already feel my dick starting to harden as I look at that image and imagining Mio dreaming about "me" in her sleep and now I really wish I had someone like her cuddling into me to keep me nice and warm on this cold, cold day.
God she's really precious and adorable this wolf. She really, really needs to be impregnated and I wish I could sign my life over to her if it meant she could use me as a boy toy but never let me go because she doesn't want to be alone for the rest of her life.

>>38754685
Warm and comforting hag hugs.

>>38754161
But I'm not worth it Mio... You can have so much better than that.

>>38756299
I'm not worth it as well anon but I still want her. I want her because she makes me feel something and I want her to patiently but surely groom me into the ideal man for her and then make me her beloved pet who'll do "anything" to make her happy.

>>38756299
>>38756547
The best ability of humans is to rid ourselves of flaws

do you guys prefer virgin hags or experienced hags?

>>38757761
Experienced. Virgins just act like dead fish in bed.

>>38757761
sex with experienced women is so much better. "purity" and "tightness" is such a meme

>>38757761

>>38757761
i dont really care much. i just wanna find an older woman i can love. and who lets me eat her bushy pussy out until my tongue hurts.

>>38757761
sauce now

The roastie loving burgers are here again

>>38757761
Experienced. I want a hag that knows what she's doing in the bedroom plus I want my first time with her to be special.

>>38758943
Anon, it's 0727 at the earliest in burgerland right now and 0227 at the latest. Does America live rent free in your virgin head?

>>38758943
Sir, this is /hag/. The odds of finding a virgin over the age of 30 are really god damn slim, regardless of their gender. Odds are, by that age, even you would've lost your virginity to a very unfortunate woman.

>>38758816
Finally some good advice.

>>38758943
Yeah, me. But I don't talk about my roashi here, she has her thread.
>Captcha: THR04T
Lol.

The lion and the wolf want jingisukan for dinner.

JWU are hags still cute?

>>38763408
Cuter than ever, even.

>>38757761
I wouldn't mind one with a little bit of experience, just not the town bicycle, but I also wouldn't say no to a virgin either.

>>38757761
Virgin. To be ''experienced'' at sex you need to fuck dozens of time. And roasties are a pain in the ass

>>38759797
There's a big diference between not ving virgin and having fucked 100 men. Because the experience meme was created for the whores that fuck random men every week.

Roasties are most likely to abort. So enjoy your dead kids I guess.

There's nothing wrong with having a little fun with whores so long as you're being safe and have protection, just make sure it doesn't go past that. Remember hags are the ones you marry and start a family with, not them.

i have been rewatching Lui's Bully dance moves on repeat since it got uploaded

I can fix her...

>>38765753
This. I dont shame anyone who wants sex with a roastie but wanting a long term relationship with one is like dating a pornstar or prostitute

>>38767117
I actually prefer the way the roastie pussy looks, but I don't like the kind of woman that you'd have to be to get one.

I'm a really big fan of Lui's gloves

>>38768552
Can she cure microphally? I don't like having the penis of a twelve year old.

>>38757761
Experienced who only had a long term partner or two is ideal. Virgin if I had to choose between that and someone who
>explored their sexuality and want to settle down now

>>38771082
Short sweaty fic of cuddling with Botan

>>38771932
Hag pits should be hairy and nothing less.

>>38772192
I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree

Just remember jp hags are used to tiny jp dicks
The average is 13cm there so if you’re longer than that or thicker than a pencil they’ll go crazy

>>38773034
Reminder that if this is the case, make sure to include plenty of foreplay before breeding. Despite what you see in doujins, women (largely) don't enjoy their cervix being hit during sex.

>>38773034
I was never worried but it's good to know that she'll be having a good time

>>38773034
>8.9 cm
I'm small even by JP standards...

>>38773034
>16.5cm, 13cm around
Can’t wait to breed Mio with my fat Western dick
https://files.catbox.moe/5jzi2w.png

>>38773034
My well endowed member will make my wife very happy

>>38773918
Don’t worry anon, Fubuki loves shota dick

>>38774678
Is there a list for which hags are into shota?

>>38775959
Lol, I forgot that Flare's mascots are tits.

>>38777781
RIP that weird panda guy.

>>38773034
I don't know the size of my dick but I'm 100% mines isn't that large looking when fully erect.

>>38646942
Don't worry, you hagbros can have my sloppy seconds after my lolis turn 16 and I kick them out to the streets.

>>38781177
Thank you for your consideration.

>>38757761
virgin. It's quite easy to see where people place their value when stating their reasons. I'd call some of them shallow but those same people can easily retort and call me an "incel" or whatever for agreeing with >>38764856 and >>38769262. No amount of draining my balls would be worth it if my untouched shaft just feels like another sack of dildo meat, although making sure the hag actually loved me and wasn't saturated from failed relationships is another topic in itself. I just believe that finding that happy middle of a mildly experienced woman that didn't go past 2 relationships with her holes resized is quite too difficult to hinge on

>>38782465
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>38782643
>posted a response just as shallow as described
seethe

>>38782713
Act like a kid, get treated like one. Also, isn't strange how the virgins never post any hags? That's something I've noticed.

>>38783177
>Also, isn't strange how the virgins never post any hags?
the fact that you even think you're able to identify that denotes everything you've said as laughable and I'm no longer dignifying you with responses

>>38783177
NTA but I don't post hags as well.
Am I a child as well?

>>38784034
You should post hags.

>>38785052
And I will when I can get all these endless amount of tabs closed and mentally telling myself that the only thing I should save are images of cute hags.

>>38783177
This is the most retarded post in the thread. No contest

Can I post my hagshi even though I'm a virgin?

>>38757761
I would prefer virgin, but as long as she isn't a whore, or has only been in a couple of relationships and no hookups, then that's just as well.

>>38787756
>That heart shaped bush
MY DICK

>>38788382
Sex with Botan.

NA should be rangebanned from the internet

>>38792467
I disagree.

>>38792467
lmao they made the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQNphxrXXc

>>38796158
I love Lui.

I'm starting to think I may like older women

>>38797465
Imagine the leg locks.

>>38798786
Now where would you get a silly notion like that?

>>38798786
I too like older women

But do older women like you?

>>38800168
No idea currently, but at least 2 have in the past, so I've got that going for me.

>>38792954
Sauce polfriend?

>>38799544
built for thighjobs

>>38797465
>>38799544
God I fucking love hags and pantyhose

>>38753674
>2 children, maybe more
Captcha:sxjp

>>38803889

>>38773034
really? damn then ill be fucking STACKED in Japan
t. SEAfag blessed with good genes

>>38797465
So does she have pubic hair or feathers down there?

>>38805779
Hair-like feathers, they'd probably be really soft

>>38805779
Both

>>38805517

>>38805779
>>38806006
This. Primitive hairlike feathers, like a dinosaur's.

>>38797465
They knew what they were doing with that animation...

How do i get a lui wife bros?

>>38812509
The real question is how does Lui get a listener-san husbando?

Sex just dropped
https://youtu.be/bcSpuMoJmzA

>>38814168
Me landing on her face

>>38814168
training to guide my semen to her womb

>>38677713
And me on the right.

>>38814168
based footfag

Fresh hag tummy

>>38816522
Lickable

>>38758933
https://exhentai.org/g/1970899/d679c99146/

big, swinging, milky, hagbags.

How old is Zaion, for those that knew her prior?

>>38819130
I want to suck those tits.

I'm starting to think I genuinely want to fuck middle aged and elderly women in real life, help me.

>>38826255
You are now enlightened. Now go and make Abe-san proud.

>>38826255
Save them

>>38826255
>>38827395
No I mean help me find one.

>>38831231
Anon, if i knew how to marry a nice hag...

>>38757761
anyone who chooses used goods is pathetic.
>b-but muh experience
you are just too lazy to put in the work to give her the necessary experience. lazy faggots like you wouldn't be able to hold a relationship with a hag anyway.

>>38832848
>thinking I can AFFORD to have standards at my age
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but you're wrong.

>>38833463
being desperate is why you will always be alone. no woman wants to be with a man with no standards. you would be happy with any girl, but no woman will be happy being "any girl."

>>38832848
Its not a matter of being lazy, retard, its a matter of having her teach me on what to do so that I can dominate her in bed next time we have sex.

>>38833808
girls that want to be dominated aren't going to teach virgins how to dom them lmao

>>38834028
And you would know this how?

>>38834139
By using your last few remaining braincells

>>38801457
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103236037

>>38834249
Sounds like an excuse in my opinion.

STOP ARGUING AND POST HAGLUST

>>38835371
I want to fluff up Koyo's tail!

>>38835371

Obas.

Why does Lui keep uploading these lewd videos? What's she up to

>>38839942
Her biological clock is ticking and she still hasn't laid an egg.

>>38839942
Gotta love Polka's big, meaty thighs

Bros she tries to use lots of slang to act like a tough young delinquent girl but all the slang is really outdated and shows her age its perfect

From /wg/

>your friend asks you if they can ship a package to your house since its closer and cheaper. You tell him to just mail it to the agency, its gonna cost next to nothing there.
>the package comes when you are spending time with Mio (Like a good manager should), you tell your homie you are gonna open it to check if everything is in order. Mio looks over your shoulder, curious, before freaking out
>What the fuck.png
>Whats the problem? Its just a bunch of dog clothes, chewing toys, some treats and
>a dog collar?
>Mio looks utterly nervous, as you take of the collar from the box
>Ask her whats the problem. She just tells you its a sensitive theme for kemonos
>Two days later, after your friend picked up the stuff, Mio is still weird around you
>Decide to investigate. Get exposed to a new fetish
>Every single almond in your body is activated
>You carefully prepare yourself, make sure Mio has calmed down before striking
>''Miosha... you are good with pets right? could you come help me pick something for my friend's pet?''
>Mio is oblivious to the truth,thinking its a date with her beloved manager you take her to a mall to get some dog toys
>You suggest a walk, down a nice street
>Until you reach a very obvious shop, that sells goods for kemonos
>The jig is up, she looks mortified yet somehow aroused at the same time
>Ask her if she can help you choose a very special collar
>she cant even speak
>you tell her to wait outside if she's nervous. You go in as the bell from the door rings
>a few moments later, the bell rings again, and a Sweaty and almost hyperventilating Mio is behind you
>you gently take her hand and guide her down the aisle
>''What do you think? i dont want the poor thing to choke, but a loose one will definitely look bad yknow? it has to wear it everyday after all''
>she just mumbles through every single question you ask, her face is flushed and her tail cant stop waging in all directions, something she's triying to subtly stop with her hands
>you keep peltering her defenses, keep pressing. Soft enough to weaken but not hard enough to make her run away
>Until it happens, as you are showing her another collar, her eyes snap to one in the shelves before snapping back to you. A little too fast
>You can hear her holding her breath as you pick the Black collar from the shelve and toy with it a bit
>''This one looks great! what do you think?'' She mumbles again, before you take a step in her direction
>''It even has a place to hang a tag'' you take another step, your pants suffering to keep your erection in check, she looks at you with a terrified yet pleading look
>You step in front of her and tell her that this is the last chance, that she can turn around and forget this happened
>She stays there
>You gently put the collar in her neck, she's vibrating, her face red and her entire body emitting body heat
>CLICK!
>You come closer, your erection rubbing against her stomach
>''There is a love hotel down the street'' you whisper
>She whimpers
>Fuck
>You pay for the collar and a tag with shaking hands, Mio barely keeping her hands to herself
>you drag her as fast as you can out of the shop and into the alley, forget the love hotel
>The next day, in the office, you both experience a walk of shame
>You, full of kiss and bite marks, not to mention the multiple scratches you sport all over your body
>Mio, somehow proud despite looking red like a tomato, sitting on her desk with her new collar and Tag

>>38844336
Does this work on full mesukemos as well?

>>38844336
Mio always did look good in a collar

>>38844336
Getting laid by Mio and her marking you should be something to be proud of, not something to be ashamed of.

>>38814163
so much pain in a single image

>>38848024
>woah anon, how’d you get those scars, did you fight a bear or something?
>no, even better, I claimed and bred a hag

>>38848201
Imagine being a gruff, scarred old man surrounded by your grandchildren curiously asking how you got so many scars. Then you go on to tell them about how in your younger days you'd take on a big bad wolf every night and sometimes several times in the same day. In the background, Mio's blush becomes redder when you tell your grandkids that you have a feeling you're gonna run into the wolf later that night and that it better come prepared because you're gonna show it who's the boss even if it takes all night.

>>38832848
>they'd rather have someone walk them through sex like some tutorial than learn the ropes together with a pristine woman
willing to sacrifice a lot of potential just so their cooming is relatively nice, pathetic
>>38849920
this is very cute and very cheesy at the same time embarrassing your hag that everyone looks up to as a sweet, loving, gentle woman knowing she'll get her payback later that night

>>38851985
Yeah me.

>>38851985
t. virgin

Look at this hag's fluffy tail.

Kitsune saikyou!

>>38718664
Our guess is she's around 28 since she said Fire Emblem Awakening (2012~13) was released in the last year of her high school or the year after (~18 years old?), although she also has a somewhat faulty memory so she might have misremembered it. Other relevant statements include Fire Emblem was on Wii (2007) and Gundam Unicorn gunpla (2009) was a thing during her high school years, and her first plamo was Command Wolf from Zoids (1999 is the most likely release) built in 4th grade (~10 years old).

t. tourist from /vnug/

>>38861716
that sucks

I love this fatty

>>38875911
cute cerebus

>>38692896
You should write a fanfic of whichever hag you love and have her slowly make you feel comfortable with touch and hugging

>>38696703
She should just give herself to her fans and we would gladly make her wish come true

>>38700370
Mio and Gayu are chubbier and Koron has abs but still cool anyway

I love the spiderhag.

I wish I had a hag to correct me into healthier living...

I wish I had a drinking buddy hag
Instead all I have is my shot glass