/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

INA WATCH update:

nothing to report.

I miss Ina

atleast remember to post the schedule

Honestly, should have waited for the other thread to die. And waited some more.

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's blow up KFP.” Also, illegally released many classified Chickens. A real dope!

Flat is perfection.

Ina is busy

>Creating new thread before the KFP meltdown is done
Why? Do you really want to ruin another thread?

>>3875613
abayo chocoball

the fucking state of this thread

>>3875460
Current stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcmRn0iCpw
Schedule: https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1394660534419476485

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the cutest girls in hololive that I’ve had the pleasure to watch. A fun, talented and entertaining girl, she added everything to holoEN including, “Gee, let's inspire thousands of people.” Also, legally released many enslaved Chickens. A real cutie!

Bad OP

>>3875573
schedules kinda pointless at this point ain't it?

>>3875460
You idiot.
>>3875612

>>3875612
go back to global kid

Let's discuss Ina, takos! Come on, discuss the topic! Discuss!

>>3875613
Whose the artist?

Hang in there, guys...

>>3875586
I love my Priestess!

>>3875460
Should've just waited retard.

/cah/

Think she'll stream later today after she wakes up?

Globalhomos will shit this thread up, see you guys tomorrow.

>>3875613
she looks so much like Akuma Homura in this that it gives me ideas for a comission... but the money it would take is scary

>>3875662
>current stream

Reminder this is your chance to shower

Remember to report off-topic discussions

>>3875669
Dope.

>>3875733
I can imagine Ina just passed out on the floor, with 40 discord alert messages quietly dinging from her dim computer screen

personally i'd rather something silly like this happen on a mundane MC stream than on her pixiv appearance or on her birthday

Remember this button exists. Use it instead of replying.

I hope Ina is well rested for tomorrow

Who's Ina?

>>3875811
btw yes

>>3875811
Filthy pig takos who shower less than once per day, state your nationality.

Ina is trending #4th in the US now

>>3875828
>being a bootlicker

>>3875811
should i download the VOD for the member karaoke? I missed it and only caught the last few songs

>>3875990
>he thinks she's sleeping on a comfy bed

>>3876014

Why's Ina?

>>3875990
THEY DO BE

>>3875570
>>3875570
>>3875570

Ina please come back so everything comes back to normal

Shh! Dont wake her up.

>>3875990
H-hayai etcetc

>>3876074
Her karaoke was great except for King

>>3876040
No

>>3875811
>saved the low volume version
ngmi

>>3876080
Floor... the floor is home...

Nino!

>>3876055
>he wouldn't lick Ina's boot
ngmi

I know it can be rough but, here have some relaxing jazz

>>3876074
Ye

where is she

What the fuck happened now?

back to comfy I hope
I fucking love Ina so much that nothing does anything to me.
I can't cum to anything else but Ina
Every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs
I cum buckets in seconds
>>3875586
>>3875669
Dope!

>>3876088
How's Ina?
Asleep, probably

INA TASUKETE, I CAN'T CONTAIN GLOBLALNIGGERS ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

I'm glad Ina's getting a bunch of SC from this, at least.

quick takos, post your /wah/core listening reps for the wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbLWHT7vUU

My 3-check can't handle this.

>>3876210
Based, I wish I had a cup of coffee with me but it's almost 1AM.

Doesn't Ina's mom wake her up for streams if she sleeps in?

>>3875586
I love my sleppy Priestess!
>>3875669
Dope

>>3876387
Probably out shopping

>>3876387
oh no...
ame...

>>3876446
How could she...

the last thread was not very good

Will Ina break the hololive record?

>>3876190
NINO LOVE!

>>3876360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izDyUGXGi74

>>3876387
schizo take: her mom hates Kiara

>>3876292
Late to stream, approaching one Shion soon.
Kiara's livecasting the wait meanwhile.

>>3876487
The records are pretty big.

>>3876387
Ina is having sweaty sex at Ames place rn.

Menwhile Ina

>>3876201
But it's not Ina's boot that the original tako suggested we lick. He proposed we lick the boot of he who does things for free. I find the idea of it rather unpleasant myself, and I hope others share my disgust.

whenever I decide to actually start doing reps and doodle something this stuff happens last time i got a tablet and was setting up to draw something for Pekora's birthday, then she had THAT stream next morning and I lost motivation completely until Ina's birthday... fuck anyway here's my contribution for her birthday thingy

>>3876485
Neither will the next 5 unfortunately, we'll have to deal with globalfags for a little, but stay strong!

>>3876487
Pretty sure the record is like 4 hours, so I sure hope not.

>>3876487
We're not even at 1 shion yet friend.

>>3876524
It's almost at 1 Shion.

>>3876387
That's why I'm a little scared it may be something else. Like what if there is a family/personal thing going on and everyone is making a mockery out of it??? Idk if this is considered a rrat but I think we should just back off. Nobody is treating her like a real person right now.
But of course reddit and twitter hopped on, so there is no stopping it now. But I think for all the dedicated members the tone has shifted from lightheartedness to concern. Even if its just some minor thing, everyone shining a spotlight on it makes it 100 times worse.

Wrong! This tako is deceased.

>>3876446
>>3876542
Omo...
>>3876423
Believable
>>3876502
Wouldn't this mean her mom loves Kiara?

Cover should go and retrieve AO-chan so they can summon a new Ina.

>>3876524
Shion and Marine took 2,5~ hours right? Did anyone ever delay stream longer than that due to sleep reps?

>>3876542

>>3876570
Do you happen to be an anarchist?

>>3876542
*Ina's mom

ftfy

>>3876644
I'm having a deja vu

>>3876644
I'm not sure it's good to focus on the negative possibilities, I don't think anyone is doing this cynically or out of bad faith.

>>3876360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwva123XBMk

Yeah lets not deny it lads majority of her 26k viewers are here for the legs. Not leftover ina minecraft viewers, lets be honest those streams were chill and enjoyable but they weren't exactly this popular.

I don't like this trend of spotlighting people for sleeping in. It's something we've all done before
It feels wrong and like an overzealous unnecessary public shaming of sorts disguised as a "haha guys it's just all in good fun right!"
That's just me though

>>3876644
Anon, if it was it's not something people would be able to expect or should be blamed for not expecting. The most likely explanation is Ina's tired and didn't wake up, and since she sleeps and wakes at completely messed up hours compared to her timezone, it's something that was bound to happen eventually.

>>3876670
>summon a new Ina.
She's not on rate-up, though.

>>3876542
This is one of the biggest upsides we've had from this incident

サーヴァント･サマーキャンプ! ~カルデア･スリラーナイト~ ライト版」

>>3876542
Yeah. With me.

I want to take a shower but I don't want to miss any of this

>>3876754
based dubstep man
James Blake harmonimix tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUlZFQXyXB0

>>3876696
Didn't coco get a 3+ hours or am I imagining it?

>>3876210
I cut the flaps to easily~~ i wish i could sing

>>3876764
I think it's more covering for the other person because they are late for a scheduled stream, which I don't think is very common.

It's over

>>3876764
>no fun allowed

>>3875795
based globalbros filtering hugbox trannydachis from the tako pile
HATE LOVE

>>3876764
The embarrassment is definitely there, but for someone online, the publicity and memeability of it can be capitalized instead.

>>3876764
It's her job though and she's wasting precious co-worker's time

>>3876706
I happen to be anonymous.

>>3876764
What This anon said: >>3876864, she's just putting a show for people waiting on her stream and taking advantage of free content. It's nothing malicious.

>>3876644
The whole point of things like this is so that most of the potential anger that would be directed at Ina just becomes a big joke. Unless it's graduation levels or Ina WANTS to talk about her personal life on stream, this just lets her laugh it off publicly and deal with her private issues privately.

>>3876846
You might be right now that i think about it but im too tired to actually check it

>>3876864
this is correct.
It's honestly just a nice thing to do to keep their audience engaged and maybe bring part of yours over.

>>3876886
>she's wasting precious co-worker's time
How is she wasting the time of someone who did something voluntary?
Fuck off back to whatever thread you came from

>>3876949
Yeah it's either that or no stream at all. I don't understand the idea that she's leeching.

quick, let's get back on topic

I BOIL MY WATER IN THE MICROWAVE
no i don't and would never consider doing so

>>3876886
Yeah, she's not wasting Kiara's time. Kiara is doing this because she wants to.

>>3876764
How soft can a person be?

how new are some of you people? is this your first time seeing this kind of thing?
just enjoy the free entertainment and stop being a bunch of pussies

>>3877039
Why can't some people understand kettles?

>>3876856
2 can play that game

>fried chickens still here
it is all so tiresome

>>3876360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f8oKenOP_U

>>3876886
>It's her job though and she's wasting precious co-worker's time
nobody forced chicken to do this stream, especially since it's 1 am for her right now

Did the previous thread die or something?
It's getting worse and worse by the minute

>>3876644
we've thought of this before with Fubuki's streams, honestly can't tell you what to think, just to hope it's the same as before and ends in a "traditional" joke stream and nothing more

>>3877082
That's fine but talk of other holos should be done in the other threads.

>>3876736
>I don't think anyone is doing this cynically or out of bad faith
Of course they aren't but I think it would be good if we just eased off the pressure.

>>3876772
But why did she get on discord for a second? Why didn't her parents wake her up??? There's enough evidence to back the claim that she isn't asleep. But still, its just speculation.
That's why everyone should ease off. We just don't know.

>>3876962
Literally nobody was upset though. All the SC's were just jokes or understanding. If you mean management, I'm sure they will understand. It's not like making this big stink will change the fact that she was late.

>>3877140
A newfag tako just had to make a new thread before the meltdown was over, so the globalshitters transferred over.

>>3877082
the real newfags are the ones who don't recognize the bickering, petty shitflinging and gratuitous schizophrenia as recreational activities

>>3877178
>But why did she get on discord for a second?
Maybe she turned her phnoe on but dozed off again.

I hate to sdmit I laughed at that one

>>3877139
>she was preparing ready made lasagna for a midnight meal

depressive episode btw

It's been 7 hours since Fubuki stopped activity on twitter.
Do you think she will wake up soon and see this?

i hope she just is sleeping and is nothing serious

>>3877267

she just wake up

>>3877267
I think Friend is awake, she just needs to notice

>>3877267
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1394785205307596803

So Ina has her own manager...

I look forward to Ina's sleepy voice if she decides to not postpone the stream

>>3877371
>Comments about Ina all in English
She'll never notice at this rate

>>3877299
She probably overworked herself for her birthday and is now sleeping soundly.

>>3877140
>>3877194
Calm down, seems like the worst has gone through
It's just waiting to see what happens now

>>3876360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nD4_gNEC1Y

>>3877371
>all those retards expecting Fubuki to read all that eigo

>>3876764
While I do feel that, this >>3876864 also makes sense.
If no one took the torch, what would those 10k people say? It's much better to approach this kind of issue in a playful manner so the actual cunts don't need to say mean things to my priestess.

I'm now convinced Kiara has been doing coke.
She's been spouting rrats that even this board would be embarressed to post.

I got you this ticket, Takobros

>>3877178
>Literally nobody was upset though.
They weren't upset YET. The longer it went on the more people would be genuinely upset though. Kiara (Like Fubuki's similar streams) nipped that in the bud.

>>3877299
Something happened to one of her family member and they all went to hospital, thats why they arent "waking her up".

>>3877026
What's not to understand?
>15k waiting for Ina
>see this
>start streaming to poach these viewers

Ina is drawing her own legs

>>3877461

>>3877267
Even if she does she probably won't jump in on this.
Actually now that I think about it, Fubuki commented on the last time ina overslept, at least I think so.

>>3877525
Kiara's improvisation game is on point today. Sasuga

>>3877545
She'd have said something if that was the case anon.

>>3877545
uuoooooohhh ina my swollen rrat balls are waiting for yooooou

That's great news kfp, maybe you should discuss these details in your own thread

>>3877545
You mean that Ina and her family went birthday shopping and got stuck in traffic in a spot with no wifi
Why can rrats never be positive?

>>3877667
Where do you think we are?

>>3877596
Ina's numbers only rose in the meantime

Ina is back on #5 trending in the US
Just another 2 minutes and she'll reach 1 Shion, and I hope this will get Fubuki's attention

>>3877465
It's because everyone that posted off-topic just got a warning

>>3877596
how new?
it has been a thing since for ever

at this point Ina will have to go to the shrine and can't stream

>>3877667
every thread is KFP thread

Are we waiting to dump superchats on Ina's actual stream because Kiara is getting more than the waiting room?

help im becoming a concernfag by the minute

>>3877619
The last time Ina overslept was during a member's stream, are you sure about that?

>>3877738
Why would you ask me 'how new' when he asked and I'm explaining it retard? This concept goes back to old radio you mong.

Your festive takos or decorations, give them to me! For the /wah/ celebration photo.
One per person and you can choose where to be located.
Also, I don't know what people eat at parties feel free to send food and a tako eating it.

>>3877688
Because negative news/rrats get ten times more attention than positive ones.

>we
>we
>we
Fuck off.

>>3877805
I'm almost certain she commented about in on twitter, but I can't find the screenshot. It was something simple, like googly eyes or something.

>>3877376
yeah, Kiara confirmed it a while ago

The void does not discriminate...

>>3877840
People eat pizza or whatever fast food they can order.

What are the chances that Ina is simply having a panic attack and consulting Enma right now after opening her discord and seeing all of the missed messages and calls she's gotten?

>>3877612
You cheeky cunt.

>>3876696
Kanatas concert lmao

I love Ina and I hope she gets as much rest as she needs!

>>3877853
That's a chinchilla not a rrat

>>3877834
It's funny to me that someone official has to write the description of these

i've never gotten a discord call before, is it like a phone and it leaves behind a "missed call" type ordeal

>>3877882
That's a pretty baseless assumption but I'll subscribe to the rrat that Fubuki watched yuru yuri along with Ina as a member.

>>3877986
they're probably thinking "fucking weebs" every time it happens

>>3877991
it does have an alert yes

>>3877991
Yeah, leaves a message about it in DMs

>>3877840
>>3876585
nta, but just in case you didn't see

>>3878018
It's not an assumptions I swear I saw it. Ina probably commented on twitter and Fubuki replied or retweeted or something.

>>3878032
There's been worse trendings before, they're all probably too dead inside to even think about it.

>>3877936
man imagine the pressure all of this would bring to the priestess, i hope it's not the case

Ina... Please come back...

>kiara aknowledging bathtako

I love when stuff like this happen because it exposes every faggot who never watched JP

I NEED TO WAH

>>3878107
I hope not too, this few weeks have been plenty stressful for her already.

>>3878182
clip pls

>>3877936
there are much better subjects for your menhera fantasies than our chronically stable tako

>>3878195
It exposes new IPs that come here just to create a shitstorm too

>>3877975
You are a chinchilla

>>3877834
They got someone who actually knows about Vtubers at some point, huh? I remember when they were super vague or said shit like "Vtube Enthusiasts"

>>3877975
ogey

>>3878107
She'll feel bad about being late like she was for the member stream but will be happy that 14k/15k takos stuck around to support her and a Genmate to fill the dead air.

>>3878107
>>3878198
She already missed like an hour of a member stream, she'll be fine.

>>3878331
>Ina will come, give a halfassed apology, praise Kiara for leaching off her, and will stream for like 30 minutes
ftfy

>>3878224
Ina has shown that she's prone to nervousness, so her panicking about this wouldn't be too far of a stretch.
Also, please don't use words you don't know the meaning of

>>3878321
cchinchilla

Shh. She's sleeping.

>>3878371
Go back

>>3878404
a panic attack is absolutely something a menhera would have

>>3878351
straw, camel's back, etc

>>3875669
Dope

>>3878406
Sleep tight, sleepy tako.

I've already forgotten what her voice sounds like...

she got too comfy

I had hoped to meet the priestess again after a break, but the VoD will have to do
Remember to do your sleep reps as well takos

Ina Ina Ina > WAH

>>3878532
it sounds like "wah! *giggle*"

>>3878496
You're assuming too much.

>>3878466
anon...

>>3878466
Does that mean I'm a menhera?

>>3878404
>implying it wouldn't take a menhera to have a panic attack over discord notifications
consume panacea

>>3878579
I wouldn't trade Wah for ina Ina ina, but I wish she'd do it every now and then.

>>3878406
INNER WAKE UP
YOU NEED TO GO TO THE SHRINE SOON

>>3878588
I actually heard that in her voice.

>>3878466
That's like saying you have cancer because you coughed pretty hard a couple of times.

>>3878680
well, I did cough pretty hard today.

>>3878705
F...

>>3878532
What if Ina never existed in the first place? What if it's all a dream?

>>3878705
Fuck man, I don't want to break the news to you...
I think you might be dying...

>>3878680
dont you cough pretty hard if you have lung cancer

>>3878761
Anon... Your username...

>>3878705
Let's go?

>>3878596
>>3878601
>>3878680
Do you fuckers really consider panic attacks normal, mentally-well behavior? Is this an american thing?

>>3878705
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1394793623611351041

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1394793623611351041

SHE IS ALIVE

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1394793623611351041

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3878882
Ina...

SHE LIVES

Hey mikoboat here! We're hosting aggies for Ina's Birthday on May 20th! Feel free to come by and drop an Ina and/or tako! No pressure!
Two days left!

Ina Birthday Aggie 1 (FULL)
https://aggie.io/askyx8dbll
Ina Birthday Aggie 2 (Almost full)
https://aggie.io/mxiqj2ie6q
Ina Birthday Aggie 3 (Fill this up, takobros!)
https://aggie.io/zoojya76a8

So 2h 15m is the updates 1 Ina.

>>3878853
Go find out what a menhera is, then come back.
It isn't a term for simply being mentally unwell.

DRIVE FASTER AME IM LATE

Ina should eat her breakfast first.

There is something good about this.
Ina now HAS to put her feet up since all of her genmates have done it.

>She went on twitter before addressing her stream
I hate this fucking bitch so much.

thank god shes ok

>>3878853
What >>3879081 said, but also panic attacks are a symptom. Some people just get over stressed and have a single panic attack without any sort of recurring issue. They should probably get therapy, but even healthy people should if they can.

Ina was watching Kaichou get 10k points

God I love the hide posts button.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

>>3879124
Did Calli also do it?

>>3879180
If she were hurt she'd have a good excuse for her behavior. But she isn't, so she doesn't.

>>3879169
She's been watching it play out for at least an hour.

Remember to hide falseflags and baits.

sorry I held her for so long
I still had some in my balls and she still was willing
I am fucking empty now

>>3879124
She doesn't HAVE to do anything just because her genmates do it e.g. SC reading.
Let Ina do what she wants.

>>3879255
Yes sir

>>3879265
That's even worse.

>Ina was the one posting here defending herself against being called a menhera

>>3879124
there will be tentacles on the desk and you know it

>>3879248
You probably should take it up to corporate

SLEEPY INA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Ina sleepy groan

>Sleepy Ina Voice
ascended

CAM ON INA
START YER FACKING STREAM

>>3879124
>Implying that the smart and polite one would do such a thing.

Ina on chicken stream rn

OH NO

Who's this voice? Kiara's boyfriend?

she has awoken from her slumber

holy shit, sleepy ina

>>3879273
reply to all bait
take every post personally
react with emotion
stop reading a post and start replying as soon as you've found something incendiary
mass reply
post soijaks

i think i am in love

>Time machine
THEY AAAAAAAAARE

THAT VOICE

it was worth the wait

>Sleepy Ina voice
It was all worth it

cute

>>3877853
cute rrat

She slept on her bed! I love Ina!

shes too cute

>sleepy Ina
My heart

>We got to hear Inas sleepy bed voice
I forgive everything to chimken.

I really hoped I could hear this voice without it being spaced out by Kiara's screeches

>>3879439
>Ina on Kiara's stream instead of her own.
I feel like a battered wife, I should leave this abusive relationship but I can't bring myself to do so.

AHHHHHHHH SLEEPY INA VOICE

>>3858859
I'm late, wah!

>>3879650
Same

>can noises
is she drinking

she has kiara blocked kek

Damn you past Ina

is she on chicken's stream?
I'm not willing to open her stream to hear sleepy Ina when she's also going to be talking

>>3879520
>missing the chance to say "not ina love"
ngmi

LET INA SPEAK STOP YELLING OVER HER AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3879692
yes

>>3879650
Its fine, you can edit it later

>ina woke up and saw the messages were from kiara and went back to sleep
lmao

>>3879692
weak

jesus, past ina is literally me
alarms literally don't do it for me anymore, I can't wake up unless I slept enough.

I can't wait to download an audio of Ina's sleepy voice and edit out chicken's loud voice.

I'm the same way as Ina with waking up and responding to people and then not remembering it when I go back to sleep.

>>3879760
I would have done the same if i was her.

this sleepy voice was worth the over 2 hours of wait everything is forgiven Ina I never blamed you for anything

Chicken is mocking Ina

>>3879801
same
>see someone calling in the morning
>pop it to silent and back to sleep

>>3879836
pretty much me when im in a deep sleep
it's just a "leave me the fuck alone" muscle memory

>>3879704
it's her stream, KFP anti. Fuck off with your hate shit

>>3879724
I wished, she talks over Ina's laugh

>>3879792
>>3879801
Same, ive also found out that 1 alarm is better than many, because when you wake up in your sleepy state you would probably think "its okay, there are still many alarms to wake up to" and go back to sleep

>>3879798
>https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1394793623611351041

Please do.

>>3879836
I do the same every time my phone alarm goes off

>>3879886
this is Ina thread, anti. Fuck off with your offtopic shit.

>I need to go to the chicken's stream to hear ina

>>3879886
Don't reply you retard, just hide and ignore.

>>3879886
>New IP
>KFP anti

>>3879951
weak

HOLY SHIT INA

INA WAS MASTURBATING FOR TOO LONG

>>3879886
+1 ip

Did ina just say that she fucked Ame for hours?

THEY WERE

SHE WAS

>>3879925
maybe, but then I just turn off the 1 alarm and go to sleep.
Usually for like half an hour or so.

>>3880043
SHE'S HERE

>>3879874
Same here.
I've inadvertently trained myself to turn off two different alarms in my sleep now.

>Boosts your viewership
>Stalls an already stalled stream to chitchat
>Doesn't mention the experience gap in art
Name a nicer genmate.

All the hololive girls are cute but Ina especially so!

SHE WAS FUCKING AN ENTIRE BASKETBALL TEAM

>kiara eating lasagna at 1:30am

>>3880118
>hear alarm
>pick up the phone
>alarm turns off automatically
>fall back to sleep
>oversleep
no clue why my phone does that

So is Ina gonna stream on her own channel or not?
Chicken voice is too grating for me to open the stream.

Ina just come back to your fucking stream what the fuck are you doing.

>>3880065
H O U R S

>>3879792
>>3879801
>>3879925
>>3880118
Either way, also gotta make sure to change the alarm sound every few months just to make sure you don't get used to it.

She was reading H-manga until 7 AM

>I'm your servant
>it's my duty, it's my job, no matter how painful it is
is this german humor

>can turn off Kiara now
Thank you Ina'nis

>>3880195
The chicken's master plan

>>3880190
ye... thats normal

Tako beats Garlic for lateness

I love Ina so much

>>3880221
Yes

This is a good outro

>>3880176
A BASKETBALL TEAM MADE ENTIRELY OF DIMENSIONAL HOPPING AME

>>3880274
Ina cute!

>>3880199
My alarm sound is the exact same as my ringtone, it always gets me alert, since I am very used to answering my phone in my sleep.
I just look at my phone, realize it's not a phone call and then turn it off.

give her gacha money

I literally came just because of that fucking bleep confirming their relationship, am I a weirdo?

Kiaras outro is really nice

ok show's over, go back to /hlg/

>>3880118
It's strange and amazing the extent your body goes to to go back to sleep.
I used to be able to answer perfectly and clearly to anyone waking me up then fall back to sleep immediately

So we basically know she masturbated herself to sleep after posting her schedule, right?

so will Ina stream or not?

>>3880330
Make it an air raid siren or something you don't expect then. The surprise will wake you up a little more if nothing else.

>>3880193
Check for phone's extra settings, mine had a retarded setting that turned off all alarms if my phone was faced down.
It irritated me for a couple of months

>>3880360
Same here, my parents hated it.

>>3880381
pretty much

>>3880346
>>3880280

It's the guitar, very comfy.

TWO RUINED THREADS

>>3880347
What a fucking bitch.

>>3880381
with how much she hesitated, that is a firm yes for me sir

>>3880199
it's not the alarm sound thats the problem, its the method in which i turn it off. That always stays the same, so i developed muscle memory for it

>we're about to get the sleepy ina stream
Can't wait!

>>3880437
stop

>>3880181
THEY HAD

>>3880347
NOOOO SHE'S WASHING THE SEX VOICE OUT OF HER MOUTH

>>3880346
sounds like the police

>>3880437
>N-no! You can't say things I don't like! Thread ruined!
Why are takodachi like this?

>>3880478
literally just place it on a desk or something so you have to stand up to turn it off

>>3880478
Try putting the phone in a different spot?

>>3880381
Not to sleep, but to unconsciousness.

>>3880537
learning from KFP

>>3880402
Phone calls are plenty to get me awake.
I remember watching anime when I was dead tired and I immediately was wide awake for like 3 seconds when I heard my ringtone in it.

I never knew how easy it was to spot globalfags until now.

>>3880199
>>3880478
Just put your phone out of reach. It'll work out every time unless you forget to charge it like me

>>3880190
>kiara it's 1:30am, what you doing?
>making lasagna
>why?
>because I've lost control of my life

>>3880537
>goes into a thread full of things he doesn't like
>complains and shitposts
>surprised that the regulars of the thread are upset
This is why everyone hates global

>>3880537
>says the kfp

>>3880437

Iname chads winning

>>3880541
>>3880547
Putting the phone in the kitchen cupboard has ended up it right next to my bed and me still asleep. i honestly dont know where else i can stuff it in the apartment.

I simply set 9 alarms at 5 minute intervals 45 minutes before I actually have to get up.
There's no way my body could possibly sleep snooze all 9 alarms

>think Ina and Kiara haven't gotten much interaction at all lately
>this event happens
And with that, my worries are over.

>>3880646
Maybe you should try one of these?

>>3880633
Iname chads how are we still winning?

>>3880537
>kfp complaining about people complaining and acting like they're better
like pottery

>>3880688
You underestimate the body's need for sleep

>>3880731
They talked through the stream in Ina's last minecraft stream, what are you on about?

>>3880688
I do that too but I sleep snooze every alarm.
I have an iphone and snoozing is as simple as pressing the power button. I do it reflexively at this point.
I tried downloading third party alarms, but they are also not good. I'm pretty much at the whim of my natural cycle

Ina's morning voice was so cute.
Don't think about waking up to it every morning though, that would be weird.

>>3880537
You do realize this characterization IS kfp in a nutshell right?

>>3880688
yeah, you know what I do in that situation on the first alarm?
I open up the thing to set up alarms, turn them all off and go back to sleep.

>>3880541
>>3880620
I have 3 separate alarms placed on the other end of my room where I need to walk a couple of steps to get to them when they go off and I still manage to do that while sleepy enough to not have any memories of it.

Hide button love!

>>3880778
>You underestimate the body's need for sleep
Not that anon but you understimate person's willpower. Need for sleep is a meme, if I think I have to sleep 6 hours, I sleep 6 hours. If I set alarm I wake up 10 minutes before alarm just to turn it off.

y'all need to learn what "sleep hygiene" is...

also, LET'S ALL LOVE INA

>>3880741
At that point, I'd rather setup a taser or ten's electric stimulation unit to me set on a timer