/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my wives

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love my tard wife so much it hurts.

Sex with a fembud.

>>38730363
Gawr doesn't represent evil gura but represents her insecurities and fear she can't perform. Chumbuds not getting that is why she got bored with streaming. Like how kurt cobain wanted to quit and then he was killed by his bitch wife and that poser fag dave grohl.

>>38730363
My onaholes T u T

My flat wives!

>>38730434
^^:D

>>38730434

Gooba getting ravaged by ebis

>>38730363
>last member stream 31 days ago

>>38730636
Wait it's been a month?

>>38730602
More like turd huhaha

Child butt

>>38730620

>>38730363
Two female children... T u T

I wanna members zatsu

Gura, plz play Privateer 2.
https://youtu.be/OpSapWeghJY

>>38730816
I belong between her butt cheeks

look at this fish

>>38730889
Entitled anti in denial

GURA'S FIXIN' IT

Look, I just want a Twitter post letting us know when to expect a stream.

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://youtu.be/L4QTGUCFGeE?t=72

>Answer the phone
>"Gura, you're no good alone
>Why are you sittin' at home on the floor?
>What kind of pills are you on?"
>Ringin' the bell
>And nobody's comin' to help
>Your daddy lives by himself
>He just wants to know that you're well, oh~

Gura is my waifu!

>>38731227
monday

https://youtu.be/HX1kmn6QmFE

is anon streaming or not?
just wanna know before closing the thread

>>38731227
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, shitter.

>>38732117
but that’s so few days when she cancels one or more of the steams

I want to fill Gura with so much of my goom that her belly expands enough to look like she's pregnant.

what if she's in japan now

>>38732117
This argument is invalid. NOTHING occured yesterday, which was a Friday.

>>38732325
She is, I already pointed that out last thread.
We should have realized as soon as the Wither fight wasn't on Fauna's last schedule before her break. It's canceled because Gura is in Japan already.

>>38732389
She said "no stream tomorrow" in the callisto stream after midnight
Wednesday past midnight > Thursday
Tomorrow from Thursday > Friday
No stream Friday.

>>38732485
Do you think she’ll be back by monday?

trying out some tanned AI Goomba sharkpit

I love Gura the most!

>>38732561

>>38732633
Probably not, she must have a LOT of stuff on her plate while she's there.

>>38732084
yes, i will stream privateer 2. ser lev arris is very cool and best in game.

She said no stream Thursday and technically by the psychosis rotting my brain every day since then has been Thursday so she definitely let us know she wouldn't be streaming.

>>38732325
No myth streamed this weekend but mori. I think it's a safe bet.

>>38732933
She said "no stream tomorrow" and it was past midnight when she said that.

Fauna taking time off next week also lends credence to the Japan rrat

>>38732881
Holy ESL

>>38732561
She was referring to "the day she wakes up" aka Thursday, it being past midnight didn't matter.

>>38733013
>Japan rrat
It's not a rrat. She's 100% in Japan

she streams MWF now and since she said she wasnt streaming thursday we have every right to be upset there was no communication telling us she wasnt streaming friday

>they think Japan will let her in while she's dying of covid
kek

>>38733098
I did not hear her saying your retarded "the day she wakes up" shit, only "tomorrow"

>>38733120
There's something going around that isn't covid. 30% of my school was sick last week and nobody has tested positive afaik.

>>38732688
Sadly it just looks like she is under a shadow

>>38733120
She probably got better Thursday and left Friday morning. 100% or she left this morning. We already knew she was 100% going before the end of the year, so it's obvious

>>38732951
>No myth streamed this weekend but mori
I don't think that means anything. Ina is dead. Idk if Ame is still dead, but she was not that long ago. Gura is sick and even if she wasn't, not streaming during the weekend isn't unusual for her. No idea what Kiara's usual schedule is like.

If the life stuff she mentioned was her getting ready to go to Japan, why did she not mention that there wouldn't be streams for the foreseeable future? It's things like this that give the she hates her fans rrats credibility.

>>38733160
She didn't say that, but you're being way too literal with it technically being past midnight when she was clearly referring to Thursday.

>>38733013
She said she needed to make either November and December open to maybe go to Japan so it's not a stretch.

>Making up Japan rrats to cope with Gura not bothering to communicate
Didn't you anons do this last time as well?

>>38732561
>>38732998
How many times do I have to embarrass you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbiwZbmkuQ&t=17273s

how about you nerds go play a free game like Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead or something

>>38733379
opsec is important and we all knew she would be in japan around this week anyway

>>38733644
They can't watch it, it's age restricted

>>38733644
>no stream tomorrow no stream friday
you ok ESL cripple?

>>38733517
Gura gets it right from the source

>>38733689
Opsec doesn't stop her from logging into twitter and doing anything, anything at all.

>Already on Japan
Sometimes you guys are just too hopeful, just vanishing to go to Japan like this would make Gura get even more hate because in the mind of her fans that defend everything she is suffering of a fever and they are being understandable with her situation, making people worried for extra days/weeks thinkings she got even worse would just prove that she is full of shit with the whole "accepting criticism" talk

>>38733918
Why? It's not Monday.

>>38733937
pre-coping for when it's revealed she was in Japan all along
KEK

>>38730363
She craves my popsicle

>>38733937
Real fans aren't that worried about her, frankly. Schizos like you get treated with the respect they deserve, none.

I don't know about the rest of you guys but I really like Gura, dare I say... I LOVE Gura.

i care not what shark does while it is gone, i trust her with my soul
i just want it back
i want to curl up in a ball on a cold night and listen to her sing christmas songs in my ear again

see you all gura hours tommorow, please entertain the people begging for negative conversation, they're lonely too

tomorrow for sure... haha yeah...

>>38734028
niichan can you share popsicle with me??? :3

Can someone post that one picture of Gura crying with her icecream dropped on the ground?

The shark has been decaptitated and is now in a jar

Gura, plz play Mechcommander, you are very skilled commander and would dominate ez.
https://youtu.be/tjBSOTYT2c4

>>38733340
I usually watch Kiara every weekend since she's the only afternoon streamer. She's pretty reliable. The others being MIA can be written off I suppose.

>>38734146
surely

>>38734423
Kiara had her weekend as break days on her... schedule

think i'm gonna have to leave the shark zone for now... 1 stream a week just does not keep my hype up to give more than necessary....

>>38734148
You know I just can't resist

>>38733937
Her being in Japan and not wanting to draw attention to that fact was my cope for why she didn't keep in touch at all over her break and I was wrong about it so who knows at this point, not much time left for her to go though if it is happening this month so the chances are higher.

If myth go to Japan, all of them hide it from us and we get zero streams out of it I will be pretty disappointed though but it is just more to add to the pile at this point

Gura, plz play Tie Fighter, best Star Wars game ever made.
https://youtu.be/PN_CP4SuoTU?t=94

I love her more than anything!

>>38733918
all signs point to her just throwing the gura account away over the weekends. It wouldn't be bad if she interacted more over the weekdays but well...

>>38734909
Gura did say that she wouldn't have any time when she's in Japan, so getting no streams was expected. She wasn't excited about it whatsoever, so none of us should be either for now.

>>38734283
My jar is more beautiful

>>38734909
Holy ESL

>>38734589
RIP

Wait why do we suddenly think she's in Japan

>>38735084
Yeah I know, I blame cover for that and hate that such a long awaited moment seems to just be amounting to fucking nothing but oh well, maybe we will get the kino offcollab arc in Japan that I had imagined some day

>>38735216
Bargain stage

>>38735216
Cope but unironically.

>>38735216
They aren't fighting the Wither on Fauna's schedule and she's taking a break after it.

>>38735076
She literally streamed twice last weekend threadshitter

>>38735146
Mine's got a leak

>>38735250
Gura isn't looking forward to offcollabing so I would expect to never get it. Maybe in like 3 years when her JP classes have taught her something useful. Enjoy Gura not speaking in English.

>>38735316
yea after she'd been gone 2 weeks retard. Her schedule was absent weekends though. Looks like she just threw it out though.

>>38735427
It doesn't even HAVE to be with jp senpai though I would prefer it was, just some comfy streams with myth talking about what they have been up to in Japan and the food they ate ect would be fine too.

It's way too early to be losing it.
Just post cute Guras. Clothes optional.

>>38735625
We didn't get those streams when they ACTUALLY WERE OFFCOLLABBING so I have no idea why you are expecting them from collabs in Japan. Still learning info about the offcollab arc six months later btw!

>>38735216
Because the Wither collab looks to be stealth canceled

>>38735216
The distance from Japan to USA is 8246km, and the speed of shark is 5,4 - 18 km/h. So she need about 42 days to swim to Japan and back.

Beautiful

>>38735521
>moving the goalposts
Retard

>half a year, sans october, of the same shit is too early

>>38735709
We got a decent chunk of information of what they got up to in the offcollab arc if you actually watched all the girls streams, learning more about it months later is fine by me, just do something together when you all finally get to Japan, they have been waiting for this moment for over 2 years the idea nothing but business stuff happens when they finally get there is crazy to me.

She's going to be part of that comic fiesta shit isn't she...

>>38733013
They aren't going to send Myth and Council there at the same time. That would be fucked up. Council needs to wait their fucking turn

>>38736033
>another SEA con
I wonder if she's going to pretend this one doesn't exist too.

>>38736144
And that's why Gura is gone this week and Fauna is gone next week and not both at the same time
Think with your head dumbass

>>38736205
>I wonder if she's going to pretend this one doesn't exist too.
I wonder if she's going to pretend none of her fans exist for two weeks again

Are you a chumbabooey?

sick gura is cute

>>38736033
I hope not.

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>38736390
Factually inaccurate. She showed the convention goers lots of love.

>>38736777
I said her fans

How could Gura be in Japan this week if she was there two weeks ago too? That's what the threadshitters told me anyways

>>38736883
Those were her fans.

why can't any of these girls play video games
even on lowest difficulty they struggle its legit triggering to watch

>>38736939
Streamer brain and also woman brain

>>38736939
Many of them are not gamers and streamer brain makes it worse.

>>38736939
that's literally the best part

>>38737037
this user is 100% a registered sex offender

>>38736939
I'm sure they all have games they're good at, Gura plays rhythm games on the hardest difficulty for example.

>>38733017
>image only
>gets called ESL

>>38736939
Most of it is real, but it's worth noting that Gura sometimes does things to trigger gameplayfags. She, without exaggeration, gets off on your frustration.

>>38737062
you mean like fucking OSU???

Let me remind you, literally chimps held in laboratories are subjected to the same kinds of games and probably perform better than these roastoids.

>>38737100
>She, without exaggeration, gets off on your frustration

Fauna ended, so Gura might start a guerilla stream now.

>>38737145
Got vids of these chimps in labs? Sounds entertaining.

>>38737145
Settle down buddy

>>38735709
If you actually paid attention to those streams you would know that wasn't intended to be an off-collab.
The true Myth off-collab will happen when uh... hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>38737081
Learn English

>>38737229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXrGH52aoM

>>38737060
no, i'm not

>>38736939
I don't mind people playing games on easy but the way they forget the controls is really impressive, I could get some game from my childhood that I haven't touched for years and still remember how to play but these girls forget buttons that they spend 2-4 hours learning after going to the bathroom for 3 minutes

>>38736939
Gura is cute, I don't care about how good at games she is.

>>38737243
It 500% was. Kiara was pushing them to stream as much as she could and the others simply weren't interested.

>>38737296
>could get some game from my childhood that I haven't touched for years and still remember how to play but these girls forget buttons that they spend 2-4 hours learning after going to the bathroom for 3 minutes
holy fuck, this

>>38737248
Learn to suck me

>>38737314
Good, at this point I'm not interested in watching Myth either.

>>38737282
I wanted a chimp playing OSU...

>>38737296
I don't play games often and my ability to retain controls is about the same as theirs. It always takes me 30 minutes to an hour to adjust. I don't bother playing games anymore when it's easier to watch them.

>>38737296
Almost like your brain is malleable as fuck when you're a child and you can effortlessly learn things that will last your entire life, defining your entire personality and being around what you experience during those short years, and your ability to learn becomes much slower and more difficult once you're older

>>38737492
Gura is a child

>>38737568
she's almost 30.

>>38737568
Gura is a womanchild. She's mentally and physically handicapped for the rest of her life.

>>38737632
Retard

>>38737666
Yes, you are.

>>38737632
She's past the 9000 mark

>>38737680
She's 9000 retard

>>38737632
No she's a baby child

i think that she got a little excited and almost said "i'm nineteen!" but caught herself and said "i'm nine-thousand" instead

So what are chumbies doing?

>>38737816
Watching a VOD and doing my programming reps.

>>38737680
Retard

>>38737816
Masturbating while imagining different "Gura cucks us" scenarios

>>38737816
watching koyori while wondering why does grid exists in markup languages

>>38730363
gawr is mine you can keep gura

>>38737816
Still grinding duelist cup.

>>38737816
Waiting for Korone

>>38737314
Apparently Gura suggested a slumber party stream, but someone shot it down.

>>38738051
Scumbud...

>>38738161
It's worse than that. They were playing with makeup and doing slumber party things without Gura. Not streaming it, of course.

>>38738161
>someone
It was Gura.

ope

drugs kickin' in
i'm falling asleep...

>>38738161
I'd bet it was IRyS

>>38738578
IRyS wanted everyone to go to an onsen together and they said no, she'd definitely be up for a slumber party complete with kissing and putting Mori's hand in warm water while she sleeps.

good night, gura

>>38737764
>>38737898
Ok, dial down on the autism for 5 seconds and realize were talking about an adult woman here

>>38737816
About to watch some anime before I sleep

>>38738280
Yeah, shooting down the stream idea but then doing the makeup thing Gura suggested anyway really rubbed me the wrong way. My opinion of Myth went down after that off-collab.

>>38738971
You're still retarded. We know how old she is.

>>38739306
Apparently not, spergatron

>>38738971
>retard can't even off topic shitpost right
Retard

>>38738971
>>38739368
She's a child retard

>>38739442
Yes, we've already established you are retarded

Oh dear.

@38739464
autism

>>38739491
retard

@38739598
seethe harder, autist

>>38739592
Holy ESL

>>38739604
More con stuff looking very possible

Do you really have to sexualize and fap to Gura everyday?

Even going out remind me of goomba

>>38739697
I don't. It feels better to have some off days.

>>38739680
>17-18 December
Doubt it. Either she'll still be in Japan by then or she'll be in a plane back home.

>>38739715
Forgot the pic

I wonder how many of us are on a FBI list

>>38739653
HOOOOOOOLY ESL KEK

@38739816
gonna get $HWACKD

@49302394478905432
I still love Gooba btw.

Threadshitters are weird.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>38739981
Who didnt love gooma?

>>38739816
Me but that's even before Gura.

>>38740054
Not me, I'm a regular pervert.

>>38733104
her communication is just horrible rock bottom dogshit and has been for a long time. i suppose you don't have to tell your fans when they should and shouldn't show up for streams, but there's no meaningful difference between that and simply not caring whether they do or don't show up.

>>38739981
i do toooooooooooooooooooo

>>38740054
I’m a model photographer so just a regular pervert then

Gura is totally going to stream that meme train horror game when she finds a chance isn't she

>>38740436
I hope so

Gura? Who the hell is that?

>>38740711
my wife

Gura loves chumbies and wants to marry us.

>>38741011
wants to marry *me

>>38740054
I am going to have this play in the background while I masturbate to some mesugaki doujins

Give me the kissy asmr, Gura.

I hope she's doing okay.

I hope she still likes us.

>>38742438
You're in luck!
>>38742645
...

>>38741011
marry us to whom?

>>38742881
mamashark

>>38742291
Shark butt makes me nut

>>38743403

>>38743580
I like this image

>>38737215
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38743045
mamashark is a lolibaba

>Gawr Gura has a job that she loves very much.
>She streams on Youtube five days a week, starting at 8 pm est and ending around 11 pm est.
>She alerts her fans via social media every time she takes a sick day or vacation.
>She takes her job very seriously and wants her fans to be happy.

>>38743931
T u T

Are a subset of chumbuds slowly turning mentally ill? Or were they mentally ill to begin with?

Gura...lay off those cookies...

>>38737100
oh nyo don't make me frustrated gura anything but that~!

>>38744163
I want to rub gura's big tummy

>>38744095
Why do you think she's comfortable enough to siphon money without doing her job properly by acting like she's dying?
It's the latter.

>>38744163
All me

Gura just wants to keep those most loyal and always deprived so that they become woefully dependent on her.

>>38744358
I love you Gura

>>38744358
amazingly her CCV hasn't really dipped so it doesn't seem to be working

>>38744358

gura is coming

Why do they even come to these threads?
Well whatever, I'm comfy.

>>38744018
how do I enter this timeline?

>>38744606
By getting Chumbuds and her manager to whip her into shape.

>Gawr Gura plays lots of games of all different genres.
>She does her best to play them well while interacting with her fans in her stream's chat room.
>She loves playing games and spending time with her fans.
>Whenever she doesn't feel like gaming, she does a zatsudan, karaoke, or asmr stream instead.

>>38744740
I want armored core

>>38744606
unironically make enough noise
that one reddit thread + Twitter and yt comment spam got her in hot shit with management so she shifted attitude for a few days before cycling back again

>>38744892

Back again?

>>38744018
Ahh. You're from Bizarro world too, I see.

So, is this just gonna be an endless cycle of her going silent for long periods of time, coming back energized with lots of streams and activity and saying she'll do better, but then disappearing again?

>>38745492
He got Gura confused for Yuko.

>>38745711
>lots of streams and activity
let's not get carried away here

>>38745723
Who?

>1(one) fucking stream a week
>in the absolute best case in which she streams tomorrow(lol) we get two!
And this after she AGAIN (cause she already went through this once) noticed chumbies acting up about no coms, and AGAIN made a token effort to ramp up those comms..for a few days. At least last time we got October.

>>38745711
What do you expect? She has a life now.

>Gawr Gura is a pure virgin idol who doesn't date anyone.
>She loves her fans and periodically has cybersex with them, using the ASMR love nest she set up for streaming.
>She wears a variety of lingerie purchased from Victoria's Secret to excite her fans.
>During these erotic streams, she focuses a camera on her bare feet and entices her fans to type up long roleplay descriptions of licking her soles and sucking her toes.

>>38745711
She's sick in Japan while she waits for CP perms.

>>38745832
Finally. A realistic timeline.

>>38745832
I unironically believe Gura would do RP more if her fans regularly typed up descriptions like that and had the balls to leave them in youtube comments.

>>38745701
I want to bury my face between her butt so bad...

>>38745832
Hey that's my timeline!

These people are seen through easily every time and accomplish nothing but make the thread reach bump limit quicker.
Why bother?

I think she's trying to tell us not to fall in love with her anymore. She's too scared to just come out and say it.

>>38745937
Her parents watch her streams

>>38746082
Then she really needs to try way harder than that

>>38746116
They don't watch her membership ones. It's why she's going to do another giftwrapping stream.

>>38736272
You fucking tard. They aren't gonna send them there so close together. ID was in Japan for like a month. Myth will be there at least 3 weeks. You are you fucking tard and you lose

>>38746116
Mama shark wished us a happy Valentine's Day, she definitely approves of our relationship.

>>38746082
>she's trying to tell us not to fall in love with her anymore.
And she is very bad at it

Gura loves penis.

>>38746342
yeah, mine

>>38746342
Yeah mine

>>38746342
Yes, mine

Just chillin'.

>>38746342
Yeah, her own dual shark cocks.

>>38746253
Gura isn't going at the same time as Myth. Watch streams.

>>38746436
Same desu

>>38746452
>She loves her dual shark cocks
>I love her dual shark cocks
WE ARE

Gura doesn't seem happy anymore.

>>38746981
she hasnt been for over a year

Is this the end...?

Stop doomposting, you too deep in the bottle or something?

I hope Laplus doesn't come back until she's ready to be an idol.

>>38747717
wrong thread but i agree

>>38747701
He is running out stuff to shitpost with since all his shit doesn't stick

>>38747004
When this happens to me I switch career

>>38747903
I cheat on my wife.

>>38747973
Shark dreams

The only positive rrat I can come up with is, because Gura is not only the number one subscribed chuuba in Hololive but also on the entirety of Youtube, management keeps stealing her away to do stupid promotional bullshit that is overwhelming enough to her retarded mind that she just forgets about communicating.
That's really optimistic though...

>>38748799

>>38748931
T u T

>>38748931
/uoh/ is on the other side of the corridor.

>>38748839
It's at least not a crazy rrat.

>>38748839
she is THE hololive mascot, not just an ordinary streamer

>>38746981
If that was true we’d see more activity on the uh oh account, most likely it’s >>38748839

>>38746455
Yes she fucking is retard. They aren't gonna send her there by herself and then have Myth go without her. How fucking retarded are you?

how can you be mad at this cute shark girl, be patient

>>38746981
She hasn't been happy since the Spring of 2022. That's when she stopped doing schedules. It was all over from there

>>38746374
>>38746390
>>38746390
Look at this cope, lol

>>38749565
>Can't even quote it right lol

>>38749565
all me baby
Gura LOVES my sex pistol

>>38749484
Watch streams, ESL-kun

>>38748839
You can make up whatever rrat you want, none of it excuses her lack of communication, it's literally inexcusable.

>>38748839
simply put, she is taking the Aqua route.
Cover didn't pressure her and Gura consented to that, so be it

Ooooh, this one Gura, wear this one for us.

>>38747701
but what else was he gonna do when his shitpost didn't affect anything

>>38749720
Aqua has 6 solo original songs.

>>38749876
and debuted on 8th August 2018
released the first single in 2020
what is your point?

I don't care about music unless Gura can come up with a concept as appealing as Gawr, and I find that highly unlikely.

>>38749720
Aqua does multiple sololives every year

Any person saying she is in japan is a retard who doesn't watch streams.

>>38749720
Aqua voiced an entire visual novel

>>38749711
this. It's not like they have her so busy she can't take two minutes to tweet or make a small members post.

>>38750099
>>38750175
Gura just started doing this this year

>>38750166
This is just cope like 2 weeks ago

>>38749720
Aqua built damn near 80% of the first hololive minecraft server and 10% of the second one.
Mostly of it on stream