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>>38686392
I only got the Secret voices…. But I’m thinking of getting the rest as well (I dumb). Secret A is quick bfe and B is just cute retardation. Natural voice acting (of course).

sonny LOVE

wuca love!

wife LOVE

wife LOVE! time to snooze

reposting this before i go off to bed for the anon who wanted it, fuuchan's ASMR vod
https://gofile.io/d/RPeq0p

otsu to xsoleil for their debuts! 3 more quality boys to have!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>38686845
Fucking thank you so much anon. You have no idea how grateful I am.
>>38685802
I'm so glad I could help even a little for once! I'm busy going through my live archived VODs and replacing them with webm, and that's when I noticed.

bought ver's first step vp. One thing I notice is that I can hear those background noise everytime he start talking, and his esl is very prominent (but that's his charm). I really love his secret voice A though, he was being cute there.

New boys are interesting and I have a feeling I'm going to like these ones, but man, after so much hubbub and activity...all I want is a solo zatsu with my oshis. I'm watching some VODs now to sort of come down from the hype.

o-oh

BABY BOY

I will fix him

stinky genshin boy

seeing all the new debuts but i just miss my oshi more...

>>38690950
I feel like Yugo has been replaced by an imposter...

I can’t believe iLuna really was a filler arc before the real start of season 2..

>>38690990
yugo hasn't been active since dec 1 tho

no wonder the chink mod of sonny resigned she found a shiny new and groomable toy

>>38691453
which mod?

>>38691453
Morning?

News:
Animeimpluse M&G Teases: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1598451989985521664
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 19: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1598497179961888768
Outfit status: +2 weeks
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 10

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Winter Date
Desk Calendar
Luxiem Pash Magazine (Anyone find translations?)
Xsoleil First Step

Quilldren...your oshi...

There was no Ike stream today.

quilldren I love your oshi for this kek

>>38692250
Isn't he great? Exactly what it says on the tin.

Upcoming Streams:
OW2 Collab (1hr):
Sonny- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWOkYjd_4-w
Alban- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm5dmI5bLPw
Vox Genshin (1hr): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Qzc4vj85I
Mysta ??? (2hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWMyJLge0y0
Fulgur Therapy (3hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLRTNxsRrUE
Doppio 2.0 (9hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ooIxtAT3Y
Aster Vomit (10hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYuLlEnfvY
Kyo Handcam Cooking (12hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1HL4CQmG1g
Uki Hollow Knight (13hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcyIALgFq-g
Shu Yuppie Psycho (13hrs)
Hex 2.0 (13hrs)
Ver 2.0 (~15hrs)
Luca Just Dance (~16hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9aFJ5asXc4

SHU, HEX AND VER ARE ELIGIBLE FOR RAPE CORRECTION

>>38692356
thank you teamup anon!

>>38692411
I am not teamup anon, just someone really happy that a male one finally exists. I now go to sleep. Still deciding whether or not to watch Healed Vox play genshit. Probably might depending on his commentary. Also Ike really did have no stream.

PISSING IN DOPPIO’S BALLPIT https://twitter.com/pongari/status/1601518150410911744

My husband is playing OW2 but it's been delayed for 10 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWOkYjd_4-w

Genshin...

how to make the demon stop playing genshin

I don't even mind genshin but endless gacha is boring...

He got both pulls within the first 45 minutes and he seems really happy this morning! He's pissing off everyone with deeply subpar play! It's great!

We missed out on a late night Bloodborne guerilla because of the debuts... But he's thinking about it!

>>38696575
qrd? I'm not watching genshin but that sounds nice...

>>38691453
I wish the other mods would do their jobs, too many weird comments slip through the cracks nowadays

>>38696905
That is literally the qrd anon. He was playing it on his own because he was enjoying the combat so much. Now it's a medium run down.

>>38697015
Yeah. The rules aren't being enforced as strictly as they were before.

>>38692356
Teamup anon here: I updated it because Uki added a Hatsune Miki waiting room for Sunday, and based on the thumbnail I'm going to assume it's a collab with Alban. Thank you for posting these links regularly, it's really convenient for catching streams.

>"God I wanna suck his dick"
-Vox Akuma to Arataki Itto

>>38697742
Based

I'm sobering up from the debut hype but I'm still excited for the newbies! I want to watch them and see how they blend and grow, like dough rising in the oven...

But I also want to know what is going to happen for Luxiem's one year like... what da boys doing? I'm ready to party!

wife starting!

Wife already quoting Hex he really does like the new boy

wife calling me deranged! hex can fix me but wife will make me worst!

>>38698148
I have a very bad, terrible feeling most of the boys will be gone for a while next week.

>>38698522
I marked it before, I will mark it again: off-collab.

wife called us psychotic! i love the quiet asmry voice he's using too, i'm gonna use this as a negative affirmations stream

Whore...are you baiting for fanfiction in a therapy stream

wife already horny and called us lazy for not writing more fanfics with vox and whips

You lying liar...Uki literally crying in his bed right now if he heard this

>i love someone who's agressive and abusive
wife WHORE

>>38698739
What did he say? Watching Mysta rn

MYSTA IS FUCKING CUTE TODAY I WANNA CUDDLE WITH HIM WHILE HE WEARS HIS TURTLENECK!!!

>>38698755
>>38698804

>>38698804
He just said he's not in a romantic relationship and quite frankly do no need one right now

WIFE WANTS TO FUCK A FANTASTICAL CREATURE IN A SEXY OUTFIT

YES WIFE I AM A DOG OWN ME

WIFE COCKWARMER REAL??????

...he gets cramps after 10-15 minutes on his knees

wife already getting cramps a few mins in his knees... my endurance sex king....

Demon wants domestic brainrot in his asmr tag

>>38698934
He has a safeword he can say with a gag on, definitely cockwarming king

>if you can't say your safeword through a ball gag, try saying hail mary 3 times.
is that what you did, wife?...

i love when wife does his cute sighs at us

>>38699011
He's definitely baiting for art and fics...whore behaviour

>>38698739
wife is the type to suck a man's dick for 8 years and call him his best friend just to piss people off

>...(something something animals) mating, unfortunately we have to be civilized
wife wants FERRAL SEX

How is he horny in a therapy stream Dr.Ovid, I'm literally diagnosing you as a nymphomaniac

>>38698755
>>38698954
no brothers that...

wife wants to cum NOW

>>38699208
>fun bodily secretions

>>38699201
Cockwarming is very domestic

Someone taught their dog how to pog...

he's literally asking for it

Wife it's VSF not VTF

>>38697742
BASED TASTE.

Wife did you get cheated on by an AI

>>38699355
Just Fuuchan dropping new lore on a shitpost stream to get around messing up his words

what kind of toys

WIFE WANTS TO FUCK THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED

wife just hoping for some tentacle action

WIFE WANTS TO BE RAPED BY A SENTIENT TENTACLE MONSTER WITH A DEEP VOICE

>>38699532
>tentacles just aren't my thing
Well he was clearly lying

He's so disappointed about the lack of tentacle sex

you fucking liar

>>38699547
Box tenshi you are so in

Whore you CHOSE these questions

>...why are all these sexual?
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF WIFE, YOUR DERANGED MIND MADE HALF OF THESE ABOUT SEX WHEN IT WASN'T

>>38699558
He lies as easily as he breathes

>>38699463
Virtual Tactical Force
He probably thought it was the Virtual Task Force kek

Wife enjoy controlling other people's sex life

wife is a homewrecking whore

wife prescribing us to watch hentai in surround sound theatre speakers and watch people have sex...
>you control their sex, you control their mind. eventually they'll be more addicted to you then theirselves...
wife mindbreak manifesto

wife is prescribing a buttplug

>>38699666
I knew he was baiting for tentacle art, he says he doesn't like it as an excuse to talk about tentacles fucking

wife wants to be plugged and filled the whole winter!

>>38699788
>you're human you can find another type of plug

but wife youre so sexy

wife choosing someone reading adult fanfic and putting them asleep, wife wants them MORE RAUNCHY AND AAAAAA HIS CUTE PAPAPA

WIFE WANTS THE LINKS TO THE PAPAPA FANFIC

>I'm the least sexual person to ever exist
Hmmm....doubtful

>I will grab your dick.
-Vox Akuma to Childe

wife(cat) will be thrown around by dogs like a rag doll!

based wife

>>38699935
He is a white cat after all

Holy speed

hear that comfydants? wife wants us to get more muscles and be a bara. GANGRAPE BARA SEX WITH WIFE!

wife wants to get slapped!

wife wants to be slapped so bad

>my friend slaps me
>Wife: giwtwm

wife recording all our sessions to use for personal use!

wife working out so he gets a nice ass....

wife has been fattening his tits and ass.....

Wife diagnosing himself with an eating disorder on stream...

wife tits REAL for next outfit

WFE LEAKING THAT SECOND OUTFIT WITLL HAVE MASSIVE TITS. HIS TITS ARE GONNA BE LEAKING

Wife is into Ntr

wife the otome protagonist is into ntr

I can't believe wife enjoys getting fucked by more than one men while in a relationship

wife really, really wants that yandere

wife thinks the best route is the harem rout for the group sex, or the yandere bad end route

>>38700294
Wow I'm so surprised

>>38700321
he's right

wife's disappointed there was no bus sex isn't he

i love when a new wave comes out and everyone thinks that joking about dropping your oshi and them struggling to retain viewers is the funniest thing ever

wife hates pathetic people!

>>38700456
Hex...

>>38700456
hex... wife's gonna groom him out of his little baby beta bitch phase and make him the bara teacher he desperately wants

Wife is a piss collector...

Wife piss igloo???

Alban is a girl now, so he’s off topic to this thread

>>38700504
But I like my men pathathic and a baby beta bitch...

>>38700579
Alban has always been youzyo

>>38700579
who

>>38700579
my femboy was alban all along...

>>38700633
He confirmed it today by calling himself “atashi”….

Wife stop letting your yandere kink affect our therapy sessions

>>38700665
I love alban's forced feminization arc

>>38700739
therapist wife is gonna 'misdiagnose' a yandare and record his grooming sessions and when the yandere finally breaks and fucks him, he finally gets the tapes to fap to them afterwards

WIFE HAS WRITER'S BLOCK
I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK
WE ARE

>>38700838
Wife purposefully prescribing incorrect medication to a yandere to make them more psychotic and obssesive

>>38700926
JUST LIKE ME FR FR

wife wants to corrupt cute shotas!

>>38701014
WHORE

rubbing off on wife without his consent!

wife's brain supplying shock therapy instead of exposure therapy

wife thinks about being tased again...

sonny's postponing his karaoke again cause his throat still hurts
it's ok, 2027 will come some day

>>38701117
awww i was looking forward to it too.... hope your husband feels better soon

>>38701104
>>38701105
He's definitely been jerking off to the taser art

>>38701156
now we know which one he had in mind when he cut himself off from mentioning fukuma doujins

Wife don't prescribe redbull and vodka to your patients

>>38701184
So horny just like his brother

>>38701117
Unironically, I don't even care about the karaoke so much at this point, I just want him to be better again

Hi everyone. I was thinking of getting into Vox's ASMR, but I have a problem. I've heard he's famous for saying things like "That's my girl", but the problem is I am a man so I cannot get into this. Does he ever say "That's my boy" so that I can fully immerse myself in his ASMR?

>>38701400
yes

wife milkf TOT

>>38701400
Just watch his post nut runescape if you want some "good boys"

otsonny!! every day i regret slacking on my reps. this was a cute collab, sonny— er nagi? played in ranked with everyone and id say it was at least 85% JP. i think there were more jokes/threats from nagi and screaming from sera than any actual callouts but the team seemed(?) to play okay together, sonny got potg quite a few times and they got some good wins (then again any team is probably better than solo queue). those KR girls are pretty funny... menhera girl WILL kill everyone. da wose was up early for this so i sympathize with her quietness. only so much i can say about a stream with a game i don't play and a language i don't speak but there were many cute interactions; more stupid fun than any tryharding and i was going to say maybe it's better for sonny to do a stream he doesn't have to talk as much in right before karaoke but that unfortunately got postponed again. i can wait for 2027 but i just want his throat to get better... whatever he decides to do in place of that tomorrow should be fun though. 8.5/10 passion english banter is great + im looking forward to seeing this team go pro. sleep well taichou! o7

wife wants to be sponsored by a furry store!

/nenmen/ what's your take with rice with ketchup?

>>38701524
I eat rice with ketchup it's delicious

Wife thinking of tasering again

TASER MENTION AGAIN, AND HE WANTS IT AS LIKE A PROLONGED TASER TORTURE

>>38701524
very good, when i'm lazy i like to eat rice with a hamburger and ketchup/mustard all mixed together

ALRIGHT FESS UP WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS

I WANT WIFE TO BE MY MOMMY TOO

hey i didn't submit this....

Which one of you fuckers sent that marshmellow

>>38701524
>>38701559
>>38701658
WTF is wrong with you

>sometimes you just want to be shoved into a cage an be treated like an animal
Wife...

wife wants to be shoved in a cage and treated like a pet!
he also wants to be owned and not be worried about anything but a yandere's love!

>>38701524
It’s… a scary combination plain. It’s nice in omurice.

>>38701929
Anykara please give him a bara yandere already he's so pent up his fetishes are leaking onto stream

wife wants you to sculpt your oshi including their life sized dicks!

>you can't feed a pet rock but you can milk it

>you can't feed a rock, but you can milk them
what does that mean? wife milk....

wife is so good at this there's plot continuity

Wife likes circle jerks!

If you're eating white rice with ketchup... Just replace ketchup with onions sauce. Maybe add some sesame oil.

Why would you use ketchup... What went wrong in your life...

This is like kyo playing dream daddy all over again

>>38702054
He likes milking hard solid cocks- I meant rocks

WIFE SICCING FREUD ON US TOO

>>38702156 (me)
*ONIONS SAUCE
Why the fuck autocorrect

>>38702156
They taste different, ketchup+rice with a side of peas and hotdogs are delicious

SHUT UP FREUD POSTER

>>38702216
newfag-chama........

>>38702214
He's the freud poster...

>>38702240
I'm not even gonna deny it. Please explain... Why...

...Kronii?

>>38702266
auto filter. please lurk 3000 years

>do you bite thy thumb at me boy? No I suck my thumb
More gayified Shakespeare plays please wife, do it with your brother too

has Vox been mpregged by Scaramouche yet?

>>38702266
I will spoonfeed you just this once: 4chan word filters. Google.

wife wants the pretty mermaid to cry more

>>38702054
Men can't get pregnant but you can milk them, quite obvious he's talking about milking Vox with his cyborg arm.

>>38702409
Wife wants to milk Voxs hard solid firm rock

>you should just stay with me as your therapist
he knows

>>38702156
Fried rice with ketchup is nice

>>38702326
>>38702340
I actually hate it here

>>38702448
He's grooming us...

>wife is gonna go around hatefuck all the happy collage couples so that they divorce each other
homewrecking WHORE

>did you know how much I spent trying to get zhongli
Wife, are you confessing to something here?

>>38702550
He was probably such a homewrecking slut during his uni days fucking all the married men and women

Aw man the mintchoco confesses didn't make it to stream

what the fuck THATS IT?

HE REALLY ENDED ON A GENSHIN QUESTION AND SENT US TO HIS BROTHER

He just left us hanging dry...

>>38702593
street rat wife fucking everyone through med school, it got so bad that he got thrown out and now has to pay back his loans through backalley quickies in the pub he tends

he hates us........well at least I can catch milord while he's streaming

>>38702657
He needs to go masturbate

thank you milord for taking care of us wife is so mean

>>38702686
He fucked the professor and his wife so he got expelled

>>38702708
that's why he's in his brother's stream huh

Cute demon caring for his brother’s sheep!

damn seeing all of us in the same chat... we really are all parasocial fucks aren't we

Vox wants zhongli

Hex Haywife
https://twitter.com/yougei_/status/1601555357028929536?t=0bDarMqwGmeTTW6kmyhrcg&s=19

>>38702837

>>38702837
He really got malewife sluttified literally the first day after debut, lam bros would be proud

>>38702789
They aren't the parasocial Father, Son and Holy spirit for no reason

NEW BLOOD FOR SMASH NEW BLOOD FOR SMASH: https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1601606584911933441

Demon is so good on his meds, I love this 7th debut

>>38703039
What is it with the new boys and being lambros bait

>>38703039
Lam bros are going to eat that boy up

>>38703085
If they were all comfydreds before applying I would laugh so hard

I only caught a little bit of it since Ike jebaited me but demon was really cute at the end there

>wife didn't get much sleep last night
>milord didn't get much sleep last night
THEY ARE

>>38703298
Sleepy due to debut hype, like me

Dead hours

I’m convinced anycolor hired doppio and hex to be lambros’ therapy dogs

Christmas is upon us /nenmen/ and like most of you, I will be busy with work, family and other requirements. So enjoy this stocking stuffer as a a gift. With love, Snakeanon

https://vocaroo.com/11uNXSGyXOZG

I love my demon husband very much

>>38704025
I hope he finishes omori I really wanna see that last fight
>another zatsu
thank you wife, very comfy

>>38703970
kek snakeanon I kneel. Have a nice holiday with your family!

>>38704025
ah the zatsu where he's going to be adding some new chat rules, wonder what they'll be. and since we'll be wrapping up two long series he'll likely talk about what he plans on replacing them with.

>>38703970
this is how i find out snakeanon is a kindred/comfydant

>>38703970
nothing like a shitpost with some effort put in... this is so cool, you have a great voice for story narration. merry early christmas to you snakeanon!

>>38698522
luca's schedule next week is filled

>>38703970
At work, but I downloaded this cute tale to listen to later! Thanks, snake-nonny, and happy holidays to you and yours!

(Also keep doing your reps, you got this)

>>38703039
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1601618018932441094
Supportive and understanding, too? So whose the real therapist in XSOLEIL?

mystakes, how was mysta's stream

>>38704530
I picked Fulgur because he has gone on record about not liking Christmas much.

>>38704869
very chill, he showed off plushies he has, told stories, played around with the luxiem nui and tazumi puppet, cute hands. it's his usual kind of superchat reading with added handcam

>>38705199
oh even better, ill watch it for my morning stream then. thank you!

>>38705353

>>38703970
>chimley
thank you for the early present, enjoy your holidays snakeanon

>>38705743
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chimley
BRI'ISH INNIT

hex is the only one from the new boys with no debut 2.0 waiting room up yet

CUTE THERAPIST https://twitter.com/hexhaywire/status/1601635277952335873?sL

>>38706109
Already losing sleep because of us... Cute!

>>38703970
>menhera wife's head wasn't screwed on just right!
merry christmas snakeanon! thankyou for the cute readalong! i'll treasure this just like how i'll treasure this parasocial thread

>>38706196
wait did someone here draw that? so cute!

>>38703970
Aww. Shitposts aside, it's always nice to see you here with us. You're one of the best gifts this thread could've ever asked for. Have a comfy and safe holiday!

>>38706270
i did... i haven't drawn in a long long while but i'm still here wifeposting

Because I think there's one other anon who likes art depicting SH just like me, so here you have one of Hex https://twitter.com/baozimm_/status/1601574867224010753
The whole account has good variety of art of many of the boys, pretty nice

>>38706316
thank you anon it's adorable

>>38706196
>Chocolate (is it Mint flavour?)
>Snake on Wife's head
>Doggo and Fulgur dressed like the story
>BREAD
It's the small things details that make this

>>38706196
this is so cute, thank you anon. we should make this the next op

>>38705844
i love linguistics
>>38706196
this is so cute, thank you for the art anon
>>38706109
i'll be out during his 2.0 and surviving off of liveposts, please keep me posted on our pathetic, already overly attached baby boy

>>38706380
<3 months back i posted, i was newfag and mods deleted my wife nipples

>>38706413
i'm not kidding when i said i was parasocial...
>bred is inspired by the virtual thanksgiving potluck and i remember one anon that said they'd bake some
>that lucub holding a board just like how there's a rare writer lucub that would write paragraphs of yume porn but would block it out
>archivist anon dressed like an angel cause we though they'd died
>chocomint foodpost rp
>milk briskadet
>kyomie (stargazer/briskadet/quildren) playing in snow cause they're been posting more (ty kyomi spaming us with cute hand pics! i also like those longass summaries that briskadets do after vodwatching?)
>i think that lone asteroid would be the type that would like licking yuguy's vomit and tears

>>38706547
oh gosh, im a bit embarrassed, but go for it ig. here's hoping there'd be more unity art of the boys for future ops

small non-erotic omegaverse psyborg comic
https://poipiku.com/5552003/7970543.html

ike is alive https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1601647553874780161

>>38707702
and so am i

>>38701400
Veey late but he tries to stay very gender neutral in asmrs. The rare time he does say something gendered he usually makes sure to cover a his bases by saying something feminine, masculine, and gender neutral but outside of that there has been a handful of cases where you're implied to wear dresses and other feminine clothing in them so that could possibly take you out of it too if it's not your thing. As another anon said though, he's more likely to say good boy in his post post runescapes which also use the asmr mic so there's that if that's what you're looking for.

>>38702837
>>38702876
I'm usually not into malewife types/memes but this making me feel things

2 hours until pio-chan's 2.0

>>38708201
There's just something about big tall men with deep voices cooking, cleaning and wearing a maid outfit, the contrast makes it so cute

>>38708979
gap moe is a tried and true formula

Cute
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1601657423449952256

>>38709307
>just ate lunch
Is his timezone PST?

>>38709939
Most likely cst, It would be around 1 when he tweeted this if so

funny boy eat a burger

HOUHOOHOHO OOUUGUGUHGHU UGOGUGUGUHG HGHGH UGH THE BOXCUUTTERRRR OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYHHGGHHG

>>38710150
I hope he barfs today

>>38710173
MMEEE TOO AM SO EXCITED IV BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK

>>38710150
aster looks like someone who would cut and starve himself, groom and doxx people on discord and twitter and enjoy gore videos

>>38710066
Korean boy who lives in the midwest is so funny to me for some reason, or he could be in Canada I guess

>>38710223
You're just describing Ike without the doxxing and grooming part

Brit boys in wose chat

>>38710360
if he is canadian then he better be good at opsec because winnipeg isn't very big

The horny art is comming in full force

>>38710428
It shall be a harsh 45mins. But /we/ are likely going out to France.

>>38710469

>>38710469
i know at least 4 of wife's artists who are likely to draw lewds of him, jam included

>>38710449
He's going to take a picture of grass in his lawn with some shadow from a tree and some Canadian would be like, oh my that grass looks familiar, the tree shadow looks like my neighbour's

>>38710591
Man our taste are so predictable, it's like they made Hex in a lab just to appeal to us

Another penis in main. /nenmen/ are you happy?

>>38710925
You guys sure like posting your dicks over there. I'm just waiting for Doppio.

>>38710925
I'm not interested in looking at an actual dick. 2d is cuter than 3d

>>38710925
>black
heck no

>>38710925
>black

>>38710647
main says this like it's a bad thing kek they wish they could get their own custom-ordered liver

>>38711409
I keep thinking about the anons that want a female vox, or Vox but for men and doesn't flirt. I guess it's really a testament to how good he is that people wish he appealed to them instead.

>>38710925
why should I care what some random attentionwhore does there

>>38711575
They have female Vox it's Scarle, she isn't horny but she is as weird and as retarded as Vox, remember their UTT episode.

>>38711705
I guess, she sure makes the money to indicate that she does. I feel like guys are super picky with their chuubas because there are 1232137239 girls to choose from.

I'm getting deja vu https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1601678774130515969

>>38701482
I'm so late but thank you for posting these. Life's been very busy and it helps me feel like I'm missing out on less, and helps me pick and choose what VODs to watch when I do have time.

Doppio live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ooIxtAT3Y

>>38711910
He really is Vox's son

pio-chan's 2.0 debut is live! https://youtu.be/Q0ooIxtAT3Y

pio-chan's cute piss ballpit

>>38712106
Dopers we gotta piss in the communal ballpit

GODDAMN STOP BEING CUTE EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T SPEAK

Pio-chan is so retarded it's cute

KAWAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII TOT

I'M GETTING CUTE AGRESSION

I woulda taken 10 more minutes of him playing with text

Doppio is kinda cute...

Silly little man

Nerdy delinquent boy…

OH NO
HE'S RETARDED

51 MORE MINUTES!

he's like a puppy...

He's so spastic his model is just jerking around

GOD FUCK HE'S STUPID HE DOES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS

>>38712434
I need to peg him

i love this retarded 4y/o ToT

>the biggest dog
luca.............................

>>38712434
He's just a really tall 12 year old

>>38712521
Doppio is like 20 cm bigger than him

>>38712567
but can he be MORE retard than him? I don't think so

he's such a himbo... ToT

>>38712598
Are you sure

>>38712620
there's literally no one that can come close to luca's retardation c'mon

Your honour, he is literally a baby ToT

>>38712601
I wouldn't throw that word around just yet. He's coming off more like a cute tween to me.

>egg
uki
>chick
pio-chan
>chicken
next wave

>He's not budging on his timezones
nice

god he's so cute..

He’s so hyperactive

>>38712844
He really is a dog

>>38712797
I love this cute chuuni tween shonen protagonist!

AAIIEEEEEEEEEE PIO-CHAN'S CUTE PORTUGUESE!!!!! GRACINHA TOT

>>38712858
Wan-chan…

YES HE IS A GOOD BOY

good doggy

Pio-chain’s thick knot…. Holy fuck

>Retarded dog whore
YOU BOUGHT, RIGHT?

Xsoleil really is a mental institution

>People never leave Xsoleil
DOPPIO ARE YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL ON ACCIDENT

Infinity is better than mystics you heard it here first

OH BABY I'M HUFFING THIS KAYFABE AND LORE SO HARD

Amazing merry impression

KYO YOU CANT SAY THAT

Black fingernails huh…

I can have two cakes! I can have two dog boys!

Bros I love the kayfabe so much goddamn

Kayfabe even for the making of the lore video, I kneel

i love this retard's dedication to kefabe. lorefag wave LOVE

I LOOOOOOOVE kayfabe

It feels good to be a lorefag

FYI to whomever does the teamup, Mysta's karaoke is an hour earlier

wife's and luxiems art tags are full of spam shit again

THAT SHOTA VOICE IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY

This is levels of chuuni dedication I've never seen before

What do I do…. He’s way too cute……

>>38713546
i wonder if wife will make a new art tag in his zatsu... he's cursed to having spam in his tags...

>>38713636
There are people who still use the Fulgallery tag still, wife it is getting hard to find your art sir there are literally so many tags.

I'm convinced that Xsoleil is an insane asylum

>>38713724
It is, it's literally called an 'Institute' and people who go there never leave

His accented Japanese …

>>38713717
maybe he should go back to that since it's not spammed anymore, having both #archevist and #legartus is redundant anyways

>>38713810
I usually really hate the "IT WAS ALL A DREAM AND THEY'RE ALL INSANE" but this is so funny that i'll accept it

He's so cute and retarded and a lorefag, amazing

>>38713932
He's literally just making shit up on the spot about the things that happened during the "shooting" of the lore video, amazing

>>38713871
I'd like to think they're in a scenario like the movie 'Sucker punch' where it is sort of real but also a delusion

>>38713969
We love an improv king

>>38714039
Goddamn I love having 2 cakes

POG = PIECE OF GARBAGE

>>38713546
min_faves:100 is your best friend, save that search

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO CUTE

>>38714039
i can't wait to hear him in an rp setting with the rest of the members!

>>38714188
Nijiscenario.......

what is this man on

hes like an AI learning new words and trying to form phrases with them

Stop being cute please pleaseeeeeew

I honestly think I'm getting cute aggression overdose, I need to see this boy abused STAT

He glitched out that's so cute

>>38714224
xsoleil are ai generated and lab grown clone vtubers to target the audience of our most popular chubas

he can do a luca voice really well

>>38714306
comfydant...

>>38714381
Nope, the other brother

>>38714428
oh no even the fanbases are starting to merge into the same entity, I can't even tell them apart anymore...

>>38714473
You shoulda seen when fulgur raided vox today, if name colors didn't exist you would not be able to tell the two fanbases apart

He’s so fucking retarded someone please help this boy function

It's so funny when he says fuck it's like he's 6

>>38714543
Oh I was there, I'm a comfydant I'm just scared I can't even tell my own people apart from the kindreds...

>>38714592
He made himself the tallest because that is what a 6 year old would do if they were able to create a chuuni alter of their own

>pio likes zodiacs
>hex likes mbti
is ver gonna be the crypto bro?

he sleeps in the ballpit?????? his back...

He sleeps in the dashcon piss ball pit confirmed

OOOH DOPPIO CAN'T CLEAN BALLS

>world cup
don't remind me....

UGH HE IS SO DUMB

>>38714725
Ver is into RTS that's enough autism

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASTER PUSHED THE STREAM BACK INEEDEED PUKE AS COMPENSATION

This guy has half a braincell

All his energy went into growing taller but his brain never grew with it I guess

pio's brain is not working, i can hear the hamster wheel squeaking and emitting steam

>coxinha enjoyer
basado demais

did he literally make up a grocery store chain just for kayfabe...this man

>>38715092
I'M LAPPING IT UP MAN WE BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ILUNA'S SCHOOL

>>38715092
cute if he continues to call all the places in xsoleil town x-____ kinda like apple with iphones

Pio-chan literally has a fidget spinner attached to him

>bigger hands mean bigger punch
this retard

>my hand comes in handy
>big hands = big punch
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY CUTE AGGRESSION

>>38715155
I bought my new phone from the brand X-phones, my computer is an X-book, X-pods headphones, kek so cute

>>38715141
Iluna literally did the bare minimum for lore and never expanded on it.

>>38711816
There's lots of men but women go for corpos way more than men do

He's like a little kid talking about his outfit

>>38715402
I really forgot what it was like to have cool wave lore for a while. This is great

CARD GAMES ON MOTOCYCLES

He likes his boobs

>>38715488
thank god

You women are too horny tonight. I am cursing you with anti-horniness period cramps