/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mori

>>38650653
tempiss, all of them I dont remember there names

>>38650653
IRyS for sure.

>>38650653
Aqua. Not contest.

Kiara

>>38650653
You wouldn’t believe it right off the bat, but he might be one of the stupidest people I’ve ever seen.

>>38650653
Mori because at least the others know they are retarded

>>38650653
(You) because you do not stream anon.

>>38650653
You already posted her. She somehow managed to botch a Sonic Frontier puzzpe while looking at a walkthrough.

>>38650653
Yuko Yurei

>>38650653
IRyS by far. watch any of her game streams and you'll instantly realize why. i recommend her gta 5 streams.

>>38650653

Nene, by a fucking mile.
I wish I had the image or the pasta saved to my computer. Nothing EN, Vshoujo, Phase Connect or NijiSanji talents has done will ever be on her level.

>>38651016
ESL-chama...

>>38650653
She thought joining vshojo would save her.

>>38651774
You mean this one?

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored 3 on Choco's academic test
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't because she didn't have enough money to see an optician.
>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by then said if Gin-san wasn't her ideal man then it would be Walt Disney
>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>The only Holo with her Steam profile unprivated and has her "real name" set as "mo-momosusuzuzuzuznenenene"
>Went live with a "1 kill" APEX endurance stream, got kills every match so she didn't count them and ended the last match with 7 kills + champion...then did a 100 diamond Minecraft endurance that same day
>Crashed during the Momotetsu collab...and still won through the AI that took her place
>Didn't get a 3D model or a New Years outfit at the same time as her genmates due to undergoing a total redesign and instead drew her own new years outfit and made a stream for it an hour before the actual costume reveals

Anyone saying Gura or IRyS are retarded. They are both extremely cunning and intelligent, Gura especially. They're playing up a character you dumbfucks.

I actually can't think of anyone I would call truly stupid. Vtubing as a medium attracts neurodivergent nerds.

>>38651605
we're talking about dumb chuubas, not outright sociopaths.

>>38651954
Yes
But there is even more.
Fucking super nenechi.

Kamiko Kana

>>38650653
Rushia

>>38651901
rent free

>>38650653
Kronii.

>>38651954
>ate alone in the toilet at school
holy shit, she's just like me!

>>38651016
you sure love to drink their piss don't you?

General Intelligence & Critical Thinking:
Fauna > Kronii > Ina > Mumei > Kiara > Ame > Bae > Gura > IRyS > Mori

Wit & Quick Thinking:
Gura > Fauna > IRyS > Kronii > Mumei > Ame > Ina > Bae > Mori > Kiara

>>38650653
Rushia or Finana. It's a tough draw

>>38650672
fpbp

>>38651998
>t. catalognigger

>>38650653
Remember that time Aqua almost killed herself with an infection all because she refused to take her medicine and gave the reason why as "It taste bad"

>>38651954
>>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
It's not? What does it mean then?

>>38652889
Its spanish

>>38650653
lol, OP uses an image of Gura when Irys exists. It's Irys by a landslide.

>>38650653
undoubtedly nyanners

That jap avtuber who thought nintendo would do shit if they played porn on splatoon but then got fucked six ways to sunday by their legal team.

wiwa big contender

>>38651954
Nene's QRD is embarrassingly lame compared to Bossu and Noraneko's.

>>38653513
Zoomers just have trouble with roman numerals.
I also remember Finana saying ecks eye vee in place of XIV as if it were a word.

>>38653544
Noraneko you say The call has been heeded
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples excrete pus and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GPn1kPseIHI
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757
>did a 300k endurance stream and ended up falling a sleep midstream. So all gen1 and several Livers decide to come to her channel and stream for her.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAhCj0WHqR4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iU5Y8JZCK8M
>actually shit live on stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA
>anykara actually have unofficial guide to newbie on how to deal with Noraneko

>>38650653
Who is that in the OP or who drew that picture? Basically, I want to find the artist who made it.

>>38653967
Also looted 6 boxes of meat buns meant for other lives at an event and only gave back half of them after being scolded by all liver present

>>38651954
The part where it says she doxxed herself and her gen is inaccurate. All she did was draw some cute drawings of her genmates, then the FANS deduced her roommate account by noticing the similar artstyle - which required these fans to be familiar with her roommate beforehand. with this logic, every vtuber has doxxed themself by using the same voice that matches their roommate or past lives.
and
>by following them on twitter
like every holo roommate does the same exact thing on their twitter. they all follow each other like that.

Nijin*ggers use this "Nene doxxed her gen" narrative to blame Nene instead of themselves for Aloe's harassment and graduation.

Finana ryugu easily. She abandoned a years worth of fans just to give special treatment by being friends and gaming with random 1views. In doing so, she lost about 80% of her fans overnight. Gave them her audition video which even leaked at some point, and still stuck by them.
This doesn't even include her abandoning playing anything besides genshin and honkai week after week. For a year she always was saying she wanted a themed tenga egg not knowing that it was a fuckhole until going to don Quixote in Japan. She also kept bringing up sites like nhentai on stream with pomu who hurriedly kept shushing her despite them working for a Japanese company.
Really there's a whole lot more to it. Accidentally doxxing other people is one thing. It's a miracle she still hasn't been fired. The only thing keeping her afloat is that she's part of the launch wave of nijien.

>thought continents were held in place by giant roots
>tried the bag of rice for waterlogged phone trick, cooked the rice first
>nearly set her apartment on fire cooking nabe
>routinely doesn't know things kindergarteners know
5 IQ dayo

>go into thread expecting cute dumb antics
>find holobronies screaming and shitting their pants over "the enemy"
Maybe I'm the dumb one...

>>38652889
spanish for "fuck you"

>go into thread expecting cute dumb antics
>find nijiniggers screaming and shitting their pants over "the enemy"
Maybe I'm the dumb one...

>>38654206
nobody cares about nijisanji and your oshi will always be an irrelevant joke to the general vtuber community

>>38651335
this, mori thinks that shes smart and its baffling

>>38651016
rent free lmao

>>38654327
Watch streams

>>38654262
Explains why you make a thread about them every 5 minutes

>>38654391
you've demonstrated that you don't know what rent free means and you just spout it like a dipshit redditor anytime somebody criticizes something you like.

>>38654415
she was a teacher anon, she taught kids to feed her ego

>>38654391
just because you keep farting around me and I smell the shit it doesnt mean you are in my nose "rent free" it means you stink of shit retard

Honma Himawari

>>38654492
>>>>tempiss
>>>>>>>>>>keeps talking about it despite claiming they don't know anything about it because global says to hate them
>>38654589
>brap analogies

R E N T
F R E E

>>38654636
you are pissing me off right now. lets settle this like men irl I will beat your fucking ass bitch I am sick of homobeggars ima beat your ass pull up bitch!!

>>38654076
Gooba mid stream but she sleeps

>>38654705
Regus why are you posting on /vt/?

>>38650672
Fpbp

>>38651954
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
Lmao no way this fucking real!

>>38654134
She's definitely the product of an American who just happens to live in Japan.

>>38654636
you need to be at least 18 to post on this site dude

>>38653967
Sex with this cat must be fucking amazing

>>38654134
Japanese school system, I thought you would never fail me...

>>38651954
You forgot initiating a Super Mario Bros 3D World challenge where every time she died she would eat a cherry tomato which she hates and they make her gag. She ended the stream after 30minutes because she was vomiting after eating 8 of them, iirc.

>>38655230
It would have to be either insane levels of dick exploding or she's so vanilla from spending all her crazy else where in life

>>38653336
I know about the splatoon but what happened to them exactly after?

>>38652348
what did finana do?

>>38655442
gagging, not vomiting. esl

>>38650653
Pippa

>>38655442
As expected of super nene chi.

>>38654896
This is a new screencap and the guy has a different avatar now, but at the time I think he had a Watson profile picture. Nene was just caught up in the excitement and Japanese people have a thing against butting into other people's replies on twitter.

>>38651371
watching her play callisto protocol felt like someone put my brain inside a blender

IRyS for EN
Nene for JP

tempiss and its friends

>>38656051
She was vomiting at the end. That's why she ended the stream. I watched it live.

>>38656005
Has an "exclusive discord" where she leaks her audition tapes and other confidential material to the people there. It worked just as well as you've expected (said material leaked, now people keep her there under blackmails, etc)
Actually surprising that she hasn't been terminated yet. Maybe Nijisanji is more lax about these things.

>>38650653
The smoothest brain.

>>38657132
Naw that's not even close cuckguard and you know it.
She joined and stayed for the attention they where giving her but management did find out and forced her to leave so she re-joined on an alt and proved it was her by leaking all that confidential information

I will reminded people Aqua's a girl who almost killed herself (literally) because she was so autistic that she couldn't take her meds to treat an infection and despite waking up covered in blood refused to even talk to a doctor about it out of crippling social anxiety until she had to be hospitalized. People meme about holos being retarded but Aqua is unironically two steps away from special needs.
Aqua is like actually this close to special needs and needing someone to live with her at all times. Hard to beat this.

>>38654134
>thought continents were held in place by giant root
Wow I I actually forgot she said this.I think my brain tried to protect me.How can anyone be this stupid?

>>38650653
She's so dumb, I love her

\\

>>38656785
No you didn't. I watched it live. You watch a clip in which the subtitles said "*vomitting*" but she was just gagging. Nothing came out of her, clip retard.

>>38657567
In her defense, who hasn't almost killed themselves out of something to do with obscure medical stuff or social anxiety?

>>38650653
Kiara or Mori. Before Deadbeats and KFP dismiss this as someone who just hates them, I think they are retarded as they have the worst opsec possible and make no attempt to seperate RM fro vtuber. Other vtubers are smart enough to recognize the greatness of provacy so they don't make things so blatant.

>>38659683
She said the pills tasted bad, so she didn't take them. Now not going to the doctor when it got to the point of it almost killing her was she was afraid the doctor would get mad at her.

>>38650653
Unironically this guy. Like legitimately retarded. And I don't mean it negatively. The guy has some screws loose. Doesn't think. He's just like me.

>>38651200
Obligatory "How many languages do you speak?".

>>38650672
>>38652493
>>38654807
Rent fucking free

>>38651901
She's less dumb and more a bimbo

>>38651954
What a sad life you live.

>>38662076
Copypasta.
Copypasta.
Copy.
Pasta.

>>38661536
Do you know what rent free means brapbeat?

>>38651954
>>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
God I love my wife

>>38660197
>Provacy
Learn english you stupid fuck.
The point of this thread is dumb shit vtubers have done, the nene stuff, the noraneko stuff, that fits, you being a dox fag does not, nor does the endlless whining about mori or tempus.

>>38665407
look down at your keyboard you fucking retard

>>38665407
Mori isn't even that dumb compared to some of the people posted here. you have to know nothing about other girls or shitposting to say her when things like Aqua and Nene are in the same company or v even on the EN side

Wtf, last set of cunny doors way harder, I can’t beat a single one

>>38660419
That's more of a case of genuine mental illness than a case of stupidity

>>38662076
newchama, I

>>38651209
I'm gonna need an explanation

That one chuuba that reincarnated multiple times. You know the one.. the one that farts a lot