/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38634875
What the fuck are you talking about

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

If Axel streams soon my broshis are going to overlap... both playing my favorite series.
I am in pain.

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que se dice en /catalogue/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

>>38634890
Thread baked, I'm watching the VODs I missed last night, so have a nice day!

>>38634930
He somehow mixed up clock woman with Twappi...

>>38634985
Thanks chumbie

>>38634985
Thank you for your service chumbro.

>>38634985
Thankyou for baking, cute chumbie! Enjoy watching!

>>38634955
Amen.
>>38634970
Viva!

>>38634985
Thanks for your service, chumbie. o7

Sorry Leader but I'll be watching Brazil's game at the WC, so I'm gonna be late for the stream

I MISS NOWA UUUUUUUUUU
>>38634955
Amen
>>38634970
Améñ!

>>38635144
Are you from Brazil?

>>38634985
thank you for the baking, chumxelotl!

>>38635144
Brazil should win in revenge for Japan.

>>38635144
Your 2 screens reps...

>>38634985
Chumbie a cute.

>>38634443
I wonder if he could get Suisei treatment and "get adopted" inside the company if he keeps networking like this

>>38635335
Hell no lol

>>38635165
Ye...

>>38635335
as someone that's watched him quite a bit, he's mentioned he doesn't think he would want to be a part of an idol corp

>>38635372
Jill??

>>38635335
Why would he? IIRC he said he likes the freedom of the independent life, also unlike suisex his face is public knowledge

I saw that Aruran and Shien were gonna Collab with Kuku and a cute pink haired girl, went to check her and IT'S A FUCKING BOY
So anyway, I'm so happy Nowa is back, they haven't even get together yet but the mood already feels so much better.

>>38635402
Oi

I like RPR but isn’t he kind of a grifter? He use to be the extra member of Luxium but why don’t they hang out anymore?

>>38635708
He played amongus with them a couple days ago. RPR just collabs with a bunch of vtubers it’s not only Axel

>>38635708
If he just wanted to leech he would probably stick with Luxiem since they're way bigger than Tempus, he probably just likes Axel more than the niji faggots

>>38634985
Thanks chumbie, see you later!

I hope the boys have a minecraft collab soon, I want them to do something leader likes for a change

LEADER ON THE TELLY

https://youtu.be/wHT-MLdcYJk

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>38636008
Leader was thinking of commissioning adventure maps, let's see how things pans out.

>>38636008
They should do the soul-link for him and for me

I hope nintendo does not sue him..........

PANCAKE REAL

he stayed up all night....

I WANT NO RAPE LEADER

>stayed up all night
>doing a marathon
Abayo o7

altare...

I'm happy he gave up on the Altventurers name, never really liked it.

>>38636144
You can't stop him

>Unluckiest member of hololive
Leader....

>using pikachu without express permission from nintendo
it's over

>>38636144
>NO RAPE
Unlikely

shiny hunting is so damn autistic

DOXX

Are they allowed to publicly do clock manipulation like that

HE IS SO STUBBORN WTF

>>38635808
>>38635818
Ok so when Shoto does it it's leeching but when RPR does it he just collabs with a bunch of vtubers.

>Leader is a time traveler now

My boy Bill Clinton

>>38636291
Yes, I love my autistic boy

My boy Bill Clinton

Tired yandere...

>NOWA YOU CANT CALL OMEGGER A REFORMED ORTHODOX RABBI BECAUSE... BECAUSE IS BAD! OK?

Leader is always living on the limit

HE WANTS TO DIE ON STREAM

dying for the bit...

moooom, leader is being cringe again

>>38634985
I really doubt you’re an a real Gura fan.

he's so sleep deprived jfc

>>38636625
leave our chumbie alone

oh no... peanutbutteranon...

Peanutbutter anon status?!

Oh no, peanut butter hate mention again - peanut butter anon in shambles

Didn't Peanutbutteranon want to force them to eat it? If they don't like it, it's probably better

HE WANTS TO BE
THE VERY BEST
>all new pokemon
I mean, he could

MENTION

Axel's pokemon frame is up, he's gonna stream pokemon dungeon dx tomorrow
https://youtu.be/gDtfiBz_apk

WHO'S HIS POKEMON
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1601236495586598913

>>38636845
oh jesus that game is way up his alley.
If it is anything like the red or blue i remember, he might feel something

>>38636845
what's the difference with regular pokemon?

>>38636691
>>38636697
>>38636709
What did he mention about peanut butter exactly?
>>38636746
I want to tie down and force leader to eat it anyway so whether he hates it or not does not concern me

>>38636910
I think this one is a shitty rogue lite

>>38636921
He listed it as one of the things he wouldn't want to eat because he doesn't like it

>>38636865
no... my kintama bros...

AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEADER YOU CAN'T DO THAT

>I ignored all messages from my manager
The suspension...

>>38636625
i've seen a lot of chumbuds here and the boys chats (especially nowa) to believe that he actually is

>>38637072
>>38637096
Don't worry, he's not white

>>38636910
mystery dungeon is a spin off made by chunsoft
it takes place in a world where pokemon talk and there's no humans

altare's gonna whore himself out on onlyfans

>>38637139
finally

>>38637139
Altare you were supposed to whore Vesper out, now yourself...

>>38637139
Holofans

>>38636865
SHINY SPICY LOVE

>Vesper won the Axel poll
It should have been Altare fuck you faggots

I HATE THIS WHORE SO FUCKING MUCH HE KEEPS PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS

>>38637165
not*
fuck

>>38637191
shiny spicy...
kintama bros...

>>38637203
So with everyone voting for Vesper, it will be another nowaoji horse thing...

>>38637191
Whats the Vesper Axel friendship called

I miss Axel saying Maguni

>>38637192
altare always loses the polls no matter what its kind of annoying

Did Axel even finish DDLC

I dislike the imbalance that Vesper brings ngl

>>38637280
I think its called Vexel?

>>38637302
the trauma of losing sayori was too much for him

>>38637280
Father and son

>>38637280
Father and son? Pops and son?
though for shippers like me i'd call them vexel/nowaxel

>>38636625
Touch our resident chumbud and I will personally anti you, anon

>>38637338
Ah. So that's what annoys me. I couldn't really pinpoint it myself.

>>38637339

>>38634890
i really really like this image

>>38637338
I doubt he's actually stealing attention away from others, since they rarely go over each others' timeslots.

>>38637338
That chin really is hard to balance

>>38637338
it's just for now since he just came back. everything will balance out in a few weeks.

He's really losing it

>>38636910
Mystery dungeon is a dungeon crawler where the game assigns you to be a pokemon after a personality quiz or you can bitch out and pick it yourself and a pokemon to be your "friend".
The goal is to rescue pokemon from various dungeons where they lose themselves, among other goals.
It has similar pokemon mechanics, Level up moves, pp, held items, various throw or consumable items, but it has unique mechanics like the hunger bar, and "dungeon move limit". This game is more like an RTS where attacking, moving, using an item "progresses" then everything else on the dungeon does something after that single move. The dungeons are randomly generated, and you can recruit pokemon you beat if you are lucky, and add them to your team or future teams, or even play as them.
You can also unlock cool things like make your own rescue team, rank up, save money, or even give missions to other players to save you if you want to make your failure into someone else's rescue mission.
it is a lore game where the main character knows they were once human, and show up in a world of JUST pokemon and sooner or later the world starts to get worse and conspiracy between pokemon starts to form, to the point relationship with other pokemon are tested. postgame you can evolve pokemon if you are unable to otherwise find them in the dungeons, and this game also has mega evolution

>>38637338
It's called being the star of the gen

>>38637477
Fucking kek

>>38637338
I dislike the whining that altventurers bring

i sent that akasupa btw

>>38637338
Imbalance... You mean in general? If so, I call mad bullshit. The dynamic the boys have with Ves is some of the most entertaining things in Tempus.

this jobber kek

my akasupa

>>38637297
Nobody wants him...

Perfect Onahole

>>38637573
Imagine thinking Altventurers are whiny after nearly three weeks of Vesties crying all day every day and slowly beginning to hallucinate

IRIS MENTION

>>38637573
whining is a core trait of our cute vesties

Pachirisu has alot more bulk for a pikachu clone than people gave it credit.
Which is why it was able to win a doubles tournement.

PLUSLE MINUN HATE

>>38637586
NTA, but they mean in this one poll weirdo. Since he just came back there's no real shot for the other two to win.

>>38637573
*vesties
FTFY

Their dynamics with each other are all great, don't start tribalfagging within tempus you faggots jfc

>>38637573
What do you expect he has the most female fanbase

Is the stream lagging for anyone else?
I'm with a wired optical fiber connection and it's kinda shitty

I just realized we could play a drinking game, drink everytime he mentions pikachu or pichu

>>38637767
That's Axel

>>38637757
I agree, that in itself sounds retarded.

HE HATES THE FEMALE COSPLAYER

>>38637784
youtube is stuttering on anything but 160p for me, its really annoying

>>38637700
>Pikachu
>Plusle
>Minun
>Dedenne
>Pachirisu
>Pawmi
Pokémon has too many zap squirrels.

>>38637793
>all that kind of jazz

The way he pronounces crepe sounds like crap.

Altare is a purist

>>38637882
Scatbros we are in!

oh god no regis shield your eyes of the pompador pikachu

Pikachu tier list incoming

>>38637793
I wonder how altyumes feel knowing they will never be more important than LilyPichu

Wasting a stream idea just like this...

>>38637643
>believed the bit

>>38637823
Not anymore

>>38637793
Bad idea because i get sappy while drunk
I'd end up talking about how much I want to be friends with you retards and flirt again

>>38637643
Anon that was just a bit

>>38637951
no thanks. glad he did it now.

>>38637972
You're delusional dude

ALTARE SIGHTED
ABORT

>>38637625
Cute but it looks like the beginning of a hentai

>>38638013
Altare has the most female fanbase right now

After hearing his dislike on greeting his neighbor through the window, i'm questioning who's more autistic Vesper or Altare?

>>38637757
TEMPUS LOVE and manifesting more 1on1 collabs so that their duo dynamics get more appreciation

>>38638095
Vesper is more autistic hands down

>>38638115
This is the best art of them

>le number of [gender] fans because X

>he doesn't know

>>38638095
Vesper became monk mode during his break. HE DIDN'T COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE, AND TOUCHED TIER 90 GRASS.

>>38637757
TEMPUS LOVE!

>>38638078
If thinking that helps you sleep at night, go for it my man

HE KNOWS

oh god, she might have just twitched from him saying that.

>>38638141
women just wanna feel special

>>38637823
Definitely not

>>38638164
Ok, but being a monk is not much of an autistic trait, think that if the situation were switched and Altare was the one being suspended 2 weeks, he would've trap himself in his room and start playing some games or talking alone

>>38638095
Vesper, but Altare is pretty close. He’s just been better socialized to some degree.

>>38637823
Axel has the most masculine fanbase in /mans/

>>38638174
i love this art style do you have the sauce?

>>38638259
>>38638215
>>38638212
You guys should all kiss

>>38638260
No exact sauce but there's more tempus and stars stuff in the artist's media
https://twitter.com/erichankun/media

>>38638254
fair, altho to be fair, we haven't seen Vesper socializing with other people besides tempus and some group collab like the worms tournament or the one hour stream he did with kronii and bae

Leader disowning the doubters...

KEK GREYNAME CALLED OUT

>>38638357
thank you anon

>>38638411
i can’t believe altare called them a fat faggot grayname…

oh he’s already losing it

>>38638553
He was losing it from the very beginning, honestly

hot...

He hates being coddled

Is this what it means to take the "Kaela route"?

>>38638259
Here you might be correct, but on Twitter I'd say there are more female Axelotls than fans of the other boys, or at least that's been my experience. In fact, many fans who had one of the other boys as their oshi in the past, now mainly have Axel as their oshi. Also, there are many axelyumes there too, in fact I think there are more axelyumes than altareyumes in total. Idk if the poll on /cbdct/ is worth trusting but it had Axel as the one with the highest number of yumes out of the other boys.

Once he beats the shiny pikachu only challenge, he is gonna shut everyone down with whatever team he makes.

Altare really loves being alone…

just tweet it bro

>>38638616
He really is just like me, fr fr

>silent whenever he wants to be
kind of an odd power move but all right

>>38638579
Now I wanna know if you're right about him having more males here
http://poal.me/wxf1rk
http://poal.me/wxf1rk
http://poal.me/wxf1rk

>getting in voice chat for the vague off chance that Vesper might talk to him this early in the morning
how much is he seething over the magnoir from yesterday?

jesus christ altare
your normie is showing

>>38638667
Magni took Vesper's off collab virginity AND his return collab virginity !!!!!! that ojisan better hop onto VC if he knows what's good for him...

>>38638667
i don’t blame him, vesper has been giving him the slip for weeks

No, don't commit sudoku...

>>38638667
he probably internally seethes at how much vesper likes magni

>>38638744
Vesper sees Magni the same way Altare sees Vesper... Poor leader...

>>38638718
uooohhh stop!!!! leader is still streaming... i have to endure... ToT

>>38638744
Jealous leader... Vesper, you said that Altare is your oshi..

>>38638807
Riida donmai~

THE BIT

>>38638644
Uh-oh

>>38638807
this whore lies as he breathes

altare is going to be shiny hunting for the next 12 hours, isn’t he?

>>38638883
Yes

>altare loves vesper
>vesper loves magni
>magni loves axel
>axel loves oneechans
Name a more tragic dyanmic

This cute autismo…

>>38638579
Sister, Altare is a soft eboy who speaks in a permanent ASMR voice, he probably has negative male viewers. Axel probably has a large female fanbase as well but he has enough bro energy to attract a few men.

>>38638914
to be fair axel had a brief stint where he was fixated on magni's fat dumpy back then.

Altare's edge is rising

>>38638979
Now Magni is fixated on Axel's dumpy

>>38638975
the only male viewers Altare has are gay men and Vesper. so yknow, only gay men.

>>38638979
Bring it back

>>38637573
based and same

>>38638975
there are at least a COUPLE straight men in this thread watching altare right now

>>38638914
Male Axelotls on /vt/ desperately want to use Axel to hate on women and gay people, while Axel is obsessed with women and can't stop talking about playing gay chicken with rpr

>>38639023
how the tables have turned...

>>38638975
He's the only one that plays good games.
Though he's not doing that right now though lol

>>38639055
there isn't any, as the last straight man in this thread I would know

>>38639097
watch altare’s stream you little bitch

so many containment breakers in Nowa's chat talking about rrats and /vt/... my inner altventurer is urging me to create a spreadsheet for his chat...

>>38639078
>Male Axelotls on /vt/ desperately want to use Axel to hate on women and gay people
Let me guess, this info came to you in a dream?

>>38638914
>axel loves rpr
>rpr loves altare
and this is how weve come full circles

>hates imperial measurement
based

I'm 17 Nowa's chin tall

>>38639055
it’s just the usual altare-analysis from the non altare watcher

>>38636845
Ohhh my goddddddd.
I just saw this on my feed. PMD Sky is literally one of my favorite games of all time, but Rescue pogs off too - I think we were talking about this all the way back in one of the August threads. I'm situated in sort of a V>M>Al=Ax dynamic right now in terms of who I watch, but this might be the thing to change that.

>Altare needs a calculator for 110*0.8
he is real dumb huh

i am so fucking glad he is back girlies he has me kicking my feet every time he tells us anything and i just feel like... idk is this love? i feel like im in love with him

The "teemo measure unit" is such an old meme it's not even fun anymore

FUCKING BRAT

>>38639223
yes, probably

>>38638975
>he probably has negative male viewers
If you'd ever actually seen Altare stream, you'd know that one of his biggest paypigs is a man

>>38639147

>>38638975
are you dumb? altare has lots of male fans specially when he plays shooters. but I guess a thread reader wouldn't know.

>>38639253
gay man*

>>38639223
I had an anxiety attack and fainted on Tuesday. It was probably stress from general life shit, but I think I was getting anxiety over his absence too. I regret ever starting watching him, but i'm too deep in love with him to get out now...

who? i didn't understand the name.

>>38639078
>Male Axelotls on /vt/ desperately want to use Axel to hate on women and gay people

>>38639118
Do it, please.

>>38638975

Your statement and mine don't contradict each other brother. I said there are more female Axelotls on Twitter, not more female fans in general. That is coming from the interactions I see on Twitter, whether between Axel and the Axelotls or the between the Axelotls themselves. Maybe the male fans are quieter or don't use Twitter at all. I think in general he has a more balanced fanbase when it comes to gender too. You might be right in thinking Altare has more female fans than male ones, but that doesn't guarantee that he has more yumes. I see him more as a cute little brother myself rather than a yumebait.

>>38639336
Mudan

>>38639358
i've already got 2 names + screencaps jotted down. Vesper's chat needs a nice cleanup I think, specially with all the tourists lately.

jesus christ that difference is BRUTAL

>>38639223
I love him so much that it hurts.

how many times is he going to show this...

The worst thing about this shiny hunt is that it isn't even worth it, the shiny isn't that much different

>>38639089
Ah yes, this week he has already played Minecraft, Phasmophobia, Mario Kart and now Pokemon. Truly an unmatched lineup of fantastic video games.

i love altare but i hate shiny hunting im so glad he did the other 2 off-stream

>>38639223
>>38639321
I've been more happy since he's back too, It may just be the relief but he's been more on my mind than before.

leader asmr...i need it..

>>38639466
Even if it had super stats it wouldn't actually be worth it. See also: gacha games

>>38639476
Lmao, you're a faggot

altare your perfectionist nature is killing you

>>38639481
it's just a zatsu. do something else while listening

podcast...

The podcast...

well maybe the soul link and the stars tournament can be completed at least...

>>38638975
Nah plenty of straight dudes watch Leader. Stuff like his card opening and competitive content attracts similar forms of autism. I personally want to see him play fighting games for this reason

>>38639504
>It may just be the relief
It is definitely this, and I'm a straight dude. I had this tense feeling the entirety of his suspension and him finally coming back made it all instantly disappear.

>>38639504
>>38639450
>>38639321
>>38639251
gonna crazy talk here a bit but is it fucked up of me to want to apply to Hololive just so i can become a vtuber so i can get to know him? he's like...perfect for me, i can't even explain it entirely, but my gut feeling tells me i'd love to be with this man and i'd do anything to make him happy and i think he could push me to be a better person too... this shit is probably super crazy, but i'm considering it even if i can't stand the majority of Hololive

>>38639620
I would love to see him get autistically obsessed with fighting games.

I like when Altare just stops everything and starts loudly typing messages in the middle of streams. It's cute.

>>38639662
I hate women so much

>>38639678
his impulsivity is definitely super cute

>>38639662
nice larp but watch the stream

>>38639662
You're exactly the person they won't accept. Also you should take the Axelpill and enjoy your oshi from afar. Seek professional help if you haven't already.

>>38639662
pls stay far away from hololive for his sake, wtf

>>38639678
he's the cutest, <3

I've been seriously considering auditioning for StarsEN and been doing my reps, If Vesper had got canned I was gonna back off because I don't wanna fujobait as a niji

>>38639662
Sis, you are not getting in with that kinda attitude so don't even bother. It's disrespectful to Vesper and the boys and their hard work too.

>>38639662
please don't become one of those annoying fangirls that join and constantly intrude on their content. there's a reason Bae is well liked with stars fans and that's because she knows her boundaries.

>if im satisfied with the audio
meaning never...

>>38639662
>being this menhera and thinking Vesper won't sniff you out from a mile away
rumao

>>38639789
exactly why him doing streams is a good idea. can’t autistically obsess over the quality if it’s live

>>38639662
The other anons have already said what I've wanted to say but I will add this: even if we assume that you get into hololive somehow, dating your co-workers tends to be a dogshit idea in general. Don't do it.

>>38639789
this insecure and perfectionist jobber

>>38639856
he really is just like me..

>>38639789
I just wanna fucking listen to the boys talk about stuff, how hard can it be to upload a soundfile and add a nice picture I DONT GET IT. ALTARE JUST UPLOAD IT FFS

>>38639792
I mean, Vesper is the guy that said stuff like "I don't hate you, I could never hate you!" to a yandere, so...

Altare going “hmph!” is so cute.

he's so cute ToT

cute tsundere leader...

Tsuntare cute~

I can feel the second hand embrassment from that leader...

>>38639893
he's talking about the asmr there but i get ya

>>38639916
It's easy saying things to anonymous people and having to interact with them regularly and "personally" (on VC).

that one unmuted sneeze from altare was so cute

...Leader?

AYO
REGIS.
NO ONE IS EVER GONNA SHAKE YOUR HAND.
JESUS

>>38639893
he wasn't even talking about the podcast retard

I forgot but I did that in middle school too

>>38639893
>threadreader

>>38636625
Sure, anon, sure. I'm sorry for biting that bait, bros...

Sorry Leader, the game is going to extra time, gonna be even later than usual

i want to sack wack leader so hard he pisses himself!!!

>>38640167
>>38636625
Doubter destroyed

REACT CONTENT

AXEL ON THE TELLY

>>38640103
who the fuck cares if its the asmr or the podcast
just upload it and don't delay everything for months because one word sounds a bit off

>>38640167
it's alright chumbie

>>38640167
>biting that bait
I never gotten a chance to knot a chumbud until now...
didn't know you are an axelotl nice

God, my oshis are both 10 years old on the inside

SHINY SPICY LOVE

man's sack got destroyed...

Him looking up Guzzlord's screams still cracks me up

>>38640257
he isn't the one delaying the podcast to begin with

SHINY SPICY SACK WACKING UUOOOOOOOHHHHH

YO

protect altare's nutsack

>>38640167
I'll allow it because you're the only chumbud I know that isn't schizophrenic

>>38640326
my oshis touching each other's balls ToT

>>38639662
Menhera anon... If you were a man and said this about Gura, everyone would fucking hate you, so if you're going to do it be smarter. Debut and never talk to them, and if you do keep it professional. If you want to flirt with him, keep it all behind closed doors and don't make things uncomfortable for us.
Also, bonus points if you go the GFE route and tell the unity fags to gtfo so you can happily live with him with the gachi money, just don't screw up like Rushia did.

AXEL ALTARE CBT UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>threatening his viewers over something out of their control and has nothing to do with them
Nice

>>38640409
JUST LIKE THE FANFIC

>>38640409
h-hot

>>38639774
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>>38639792
>>38639849
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>>38639702
just watch me. I'll do it.

>>38640424
who the fuck asks for a happy birthday 2 weeks before it happens

>>38640494
attention whores

>>38639662
Vesper should marry Fauna and form a family with her.
I don't ever watch her or ship them, but after watching the vespling memes I think it'll be funny.

He's actually going to end up falling asleep on stream

>>38640525
mommy and daddy!!!

>>38640402
based fantom

>>38640402
>Spoiler
>become the next Rushia to get close to Vesper
>Get yourselves both canned when someone slips up
I don't think that is gonna work out for her

>>38640478
wow you're not only menhera you actually mass reply

>>38640478
>just watch me. I'll do it
Watch you take the axelpill? Nice glad you are not an insane vestie that Vesper hates

>>38640478
Good luck, but don't commit suizide when he shows no interest in you or at first talks to you, but distances himself from you after a short while because he despises a crazy bitch like you.

replying to the resident menhera farming yous

easy (You)s again...

>>38640478
If you're going to do it, do it on debut. You'll find it easier to rip that band aid off early on.

I'm sick of pokemon already...

>>38640525
>>38640560
Stop it, Get some help.

yawning altare is making me sleepy

>>38640680
If only the game would look visually pleasing at least, but it's so boring looking too.

he’s gonna fall asleep onstream…

>>38640697
he's a very tired boy

>sleepy at noon
leader you're almost sleeping the same time as my timezone...

>>38640680
Just 10 hours left

>leader is coming to kill me
nice

>Altare is the spreadsheet schizo

>putting doubters on a list
ALTARE IS HIS OWN SPREADSHEET ANON

>>38640697
Let's nap together uwu

altare should just catch one and pretend it's a shiny throughout the playthrough, making anyone saying it's not shiny think they're crazy

ALTARE WAS THE SPREADSHEET SCHIZO ALL ALONG

>>38640766
AIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>38640780
That would be funny, unfortunately Altare is too stubborn

KEK that was a good one

>>38640790
OH GOD
THAT'S HOT

AAAA STOP YAWNING LEADER I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO SLEEP CAUSE OF YOU

>>38640790
>>38640766
Not gonna lie, I would probably be a spreadsheet schizo too if I was a talent

altare about to make the kyoani fire look like a joke

if only he had gotten some rest yesterday

a mimir

>>38640790
leader visiting me during his 3 am walks... ToT

>>38640690
Never!

sleepy leader is making me sleepy

leader is falling asleep
cute
perfect for rape

sleepy little boy…

>bill clinton
oh dear

his sleepy voice sounds so sex he has the same intonation as the moans

leader will NEVER EVER get a shiny Pichu

>>38640862
I was rewatching Judge Magni a couple days ago and wondering why Altare is so weirdly hype about the jail fanart and wearing the chain assets on stream.
>Vesper drags him to the cell at the end of the show.
>Vesper put those chains on him.
I'm surprised he ever takes them off.

>>38641008
oh he was fapping to that for weeks after

>>38640569
All she has to do is not talk with him using their work accounts once they're dating.

>>38640970

Altare Death Stranding playthrough would be fucking kino.

Why does he live like he's homeless

>>38641116
Anon...

>>38641138
It’s more like the hikkikomori setup where he has a tiny room stuffed with clutter and boxes.

>feels guilty being comfy while streaming

He called us acute though...

It's only a matter of time when someone says "You missed it!" and he goes full schizo

>>38641176
He's living like Harry Potter in a tiny room under the stairs because he couldn't become the worlds most fanmous cello player by 5.

Altare is eating all the non-shiny pichus, running around going "pichu where are youuuu~". Truly a man who writes horror movies without even trying

>>38641176
he moved back to his parents house after joining holo, in a tiny room. it's not a proper bedroom.

Hey fujosisters, did i miss any good stuff

he’s LITERALLY about to fall asleep holy shit

>>38641362
cbt with spicy shiny

>>38641362
Altare saying he's going to wear a cup when he meets Axel and sack whack him

Leader is trauma dumping again

some of the sounds he makes could pass as moans

Is he vulnerable enough to coerce into spilling some beans rn

>>38636625
not him but
>inb4 accusations of falsehood

>I’ve had my heart broken many a time. If I can feel sad at least I feel something, am I right?
Altare…

>>38641426
>light mode
my fucking eyes

>>38641426
your opsec...

>>38641432
Fuck, someone save him

>>38641476
oh nyooo people might see my videos of the old MMO Tibia...
Good point though, my love for Gwombus and Vesper will carry me through.

>>38641426
>vesper and gura
safest option. i'll be more impressed if it's leader instead.

>>38641426
why aren't you subscribed to her

>>38641426
I'm gonna dox you with your profile pic alone. Also update your browser ffs

i gotta say this is a cute side to him considering he always tries to be on his best form when streaming

>>38640790
wait, this makes sense now, everytime you hear him typing on stream? that's him adding a new one to the list

Gonna bet he falls asleep within the next 15 minutes

I WANT TO KNOW YES

sacrifice yourself
NOW

The threats are hotter when he's exhausted

ALTARE WAKE UP AAAIIEEEEE

bruh he fell asleep for two second

leader wants electrocution as his alarm

lol

he still remembers the christmas song kek

HE RUINED IT

UH OH

Leader...

Altare...

jobber leader...

THIS JOBBER LOL

JOBBER

dummy

HE SAVED IT

>>38641546
for the bit, it's really funny when you can't chat in subs only mode despite being a member.
>>38641556
I can't, it's my home net, which is currently running a bunch of stuff that can't be shut off right now. Soon tm.
>>38641529
Don't worry, I do watch them all. Not really sure why I haven't membered Magni yet.

That woke him up

>>38641426
>>38640167
wait, that means that we have a vestbud and a chumxelotl?

>>38641836
I mean, we also have an Altbeat...

altare please… just let someone else help you…

he's losing it

>>38641825
magni's membership stream has the best content tho ngl
t. membered to all the boys

>>38641836
I mean we chumbs are everywhere, you are only paying attention to the unicorns minorities

I think Altare should go to sleep

this picture again kek

>>38641904
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>38639662
Just groom a Vestie oji ez
I'm going to collar an oji and no one can stop me

incoming paint drying stream