/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Its this one.

This one

two threads as always

>10 minutes without a new thread
>2 threads made at the same time
many such cases

This man is a dunderhead

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>38615133
Amen

The thread feels so much more lively after Vesper returned, guess the general air of doom was been lifted

>>38615084
it's tradition at this point, honestly.

>>38615133
AMEN

TOO SLOW, YOU'RE ALL GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE BY CHUMBIE MAKING THREADS

>>38615142
we’re all happy and relieved!

>"What does the topspin do?"
>"Oh, it makes it go farther, it's the opposite of backspin"
Magni, your intellect surprises me

>>38615167
Thread does not really have a dedicated bread maker during these hours. I remember it used to be Axel baker but they're busy

>"Nice bogey idiot" says man who got a bogey
>I didn't know how to play you stupid fucking wigger shit
Magni is unhinged

Im going to openly lust for ojisans and Im about to make it everyones problem

>>38615230
>axel baker
hope he's having fun with his actual baking job now.

he isn't ready for these bullshit holes

I can't focus on the stream because I'm still laughing about Bill Clinton

>>38615242
get off the board, leader

Maldni Dezmad

>>38615255
The kid actually got arrested too lol

>>38615242
altare chill

>>38615167
but anon, chumbie is from EU, he never bake threads at this hour

I KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD BE FUNNY

KEK

>nowa came back
>elden ring won goty
all is right in the world

Did Axel hear of AC6?

>>38615242

>>38615443
yep, I'm thinking based

https://twitter.com/MKUltraMoney/status/1601064806856867841
https://twitter.com/MKUltraMoney/status/1601065613140500482
kek the bill clinton kid got already caught

>>38615481
Electronic old men...running the world.

>Pangya fans in chat
Based. I miss it so much.

>>38615511
cool story, but where is Tempus?

>>38615577
Pangya sound effects and music lives rent free in my head even after so many years

>>38615511

>>38615587
He's the fifth member of Tempus retard

>>38615577
Played the fuck out of that with my mom, she always beat me...

>>38615511
Breaking News: Kid found dead in alleyway with two gunshot wounds in head, coroner ruled suicide

>plays against champ
Holy fuck magni is going to be a salt mine

>chooses the most difficult bot
no...

Predictions on how much magni salt will we have by the end of the stream?

Magni is gonna eat pieces of shit for breakfast

Why do so many magmites watch Magni with their mom lol

>>38615842
What?

>>38615842
They want magni to become their dad so they can become real magmites obviously

This is a max level bot?

>>38615842
Magnis very entertaining to women of all ages even my mom enjoys his funny noises

>>38615857
Someone superchatted that their mom is dissing Dez

He's losing it

These sounds he's making

Magni is whining again...hot

I love this little baby

Maguni and his fruity sounds, desu-neee

ENTER

>nice cock
I can't be the only who hears that line

VES IN CALL

ENTER

>ENTER VESPER
I HEAR HIM

VESPER NOW THE COMENTATOR
HE IS DUNKING ON MAG

ENTER VESPER

ENTER NOWA

ENTER OLD MAN

I missed this so much

I missed this so much. Holy shit, I love vesper.

caddie vesper in the stream

I feel that

that bunker looks like a dick

This is itching Nowa's golf autism... he's gonna buy the game

Do people still play this online

Boomer teaches another boomer how to play golf.

>>38616439
Magnis not that old... Is it?

Magni rages so fast

Vesper no, you can't go to jail for murder

Ah yes, this is the kino I've missed for the past 2 weeks

>>38616468
26 by his debut sheet, so I'm gonna guess 28??

>>38616468
He's 27 after his bday in oct

>>38616529
>guess 28

>>38616578
He's not that old

>>38616681
28 is a weird guess, dunno how anons would pull that number /s

God I missed Noir's interactions with Magni so much. Their chemistry is just too good.

>>38616681
>>38616732
what, it is a guess based on how Nowa says he's older than his sheet says

>>38615230
>Axel baker
:)

>>38616793
AYO

>>38615443
>armored core announced
>Only like 5 minutes of the annoying SJW shit
the world is healing

>+4
He's so bad

WATCH THIS

reminder that A FUCKING SPEAR

>>38616793
hope you’re doin good axel baker

>>38616862
Do you think any of the boys would be interested in AC6 when it's out?

>Wiggler hits a birdie
>30 seconds later
>"you both hit par"
Grandpa please

>>38617112
Maybe Altare

>>38617183
Don't let Vesper's dementia distract you from the fact that he BOUGHT A FUCKING SPEAR.

>>38617210
The one who doesn't like mecha? Why?

kek

>>38617309
I just wanted to see him play it

>>38616844
>>38617093
I'm not axelbaker he's just my second favorite thread personality

MALDNI

>As your catty I'm telling you DON'T

LEADER IN THE CHAT

HES LOSING IT

Dez…

LOL

>>38617394
who's your first?

>magni does something stupid
>nowa laughs in the background
nature is healing

>>38617522
its almost like old game grumps is back.... the world is healing

>>38617521
yumechan

>Magni's whines
humnfd

At least it ain't OW2, right Magni?

Tempus golf collab WHEN

NOWA LOVES ME
NOWA READ MY CHAT AND SAID HE LOVES ME

>>38617651
Tempus spear hunting collab first, once magni heals up

>>38617670
YOU DID IT

>>38617670
LUCKY FUCK

>>38617670

>>38617670
nice

Would Axel be absolute dogshit in this game or would he sweep

>vesper literally hasn't spoken in 3 weeks
jesus man

>>38617670
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

damn vesper's soft, supple vocal cords, almost virgin again....

>+8

>>38617873
I can change that

>>38617873
It requires some training!

OH BOY TIME FOR MEMES

>>38618026
dang why does tempus have the weakest throats, thank god rio-senpai has the solution

>>38618083
>tempus have the weakest throats

>>38618083

>Laughed so hard that when I came out of the room my father asked if I was alright

wiggler hate

>>38617846
He’d be pretty good I think. If portal is anything to go by, Axel has good spatial awareness

>>38618186
How else would he have Tempus wrapped around his finger?

ITS GLASS

It will bounce

Magni won't win this

This is a delight. Vesper and Magni combo is always blessed. I was praying Vesper would join him when I saw Magni's schedule.

>>38618938
Wow Nostradamus, got any more predictions for us???

>>38618797
YES. HE

HE'S DRUNK!

Wiggler piloted by Altare

A DRAW

WIGGER IS A PAID ACTOR

RIGGED

HE ACTUALLY DID IT!

I'm so happy that Vesper sounds happy

Wiggler btfo

>>38619021
dang, ofc its the perfomance anxiety baka.

T I E

is wiggler the real 5th member of tempus?

Wiggler took the money to throw.

>>38618938
KNEEL

oh god vesper might have been the serial killer all this time

Best sibling

>>38619092
HoloWincest

Wiggler read the script

I will never be a doubter again

I'm kind of considering picking it up. I want to play a fantastical golf game again

>>38619092
zetaxel still doesnt have art like this damn it

I fucking love incest

>>38619092
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38619092

The stream got even better with Vesper in it

>>38619149
wiggler was always reading the script, props to him for making the stakes high

>>38618983

>>38619189
He's good like that. Fuck management for denying us that for 2 weeks.

>>38619189
I cannot get enough of vespers unhinged laughing when magni gets mad. so good

>Vesper bought a spear
I need someone to superchat this man the chant for Indignation. He is now Jade Curtis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtCiP8B2xpc

>>38619189
they're the best duo in tempus by far

Could you even imagine all of Tempus playing a golf game?
Now imagine them actually getting good at it, and going Happy Gilmore.
This shit would definitely tickle.

>>38619367
Their friendship chemistry is great. They seem like genuine buddies. It angers me he basically wasn't allowed to communicate with any of them during his suspension.

>>38619180
UNCENSORED DOKO

>>38619411
Calm down Mori

>>38619428
I don't think they're was any restrictions on him communicating with the boys. He seemed to take the time away from work to reflect and compose himself.

https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1600998089673752576

so... quick question, what was the "stupid tweet" vesper was referring to before he addressed why he was suspended?

>>38620056
It was his own tweet with the obvious ESL

>>38620056
I assume he meant the "im back" tweet, it was worded weirdly (probably copy pasted from management) and I guess it confused people more. That's why he kinda repeated what it said but in clearer language right after saying that.

>>38615443
>elden ring won goty
JWU did it actually win?

>>38620198
No it did not actually win

>>38620198
Yes, and it was all dedicated to reformed unorthodox rabbi bill clinton

>>38620198
Not only did it win GOTY, Fromsoft announced a new Armored Core

>>38620224
>>38620250
I'm getting mixed signals here
>>38620271
Nice.

>>38620271
that trailer was badass

bros is roberu going to be ok? it's an unarchived stream with mea.....

>>38619869
I love that Vesper came back to see Dez pretending to be a baby, does he even know about Snailtare

>>38620564
A few people mentioned it during his Zatsu

>>38620682
Haha, good!

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1601098450459713538

>>38620089
>>38620105
oh, ok I thought it was some deleted tweet that have some connection to the suspension. thanks

Any yume fanfics involving any of the boys by chance

>>38620882
I would too

So confirmed the suspend was Vesper didn't know how to do the tax things for Axel and causing trouble for him

>>38620909
There's couple of Altare

>>38620909
Have you searched in ao3?

>>38620974
No, it was so he and Ina could work out child support payments. Vesper tried to run away to the woods but one of Yagoo's agents tracked him down and dragged him back to civilization.

>>38620882
I’m glad he saw it. Looks like he’s using twitter more since he’s been free

>>38619771
He did also mention about not having access to them so it was probably both. He probably couldn't access any of his official accounts.

>>38621660
You mean to tell me none of the tempus guys have each other’s contacts outside of their official tempus discord? They don’t even have, say, a personal telegram/discord/whatsapp/viber groupchat like how the jp stars have a personal groupchat on line?

>>38621720
That is probably the part where he chose to be isolated himself, like, he probably could've contacted them with a workaround / another account, but decided not to.

my husband axel... I WANT TO FUCK AXEL
please axel is so cute my husband axel is so cute axel kun axel syrios sex i want to have have axel sex with axel i want dog knot inside me syrios axel sex my husband axel will have sex with me hes so cute hes so hot i want to ride his dog cock axel sex axel sex with axel i'd like some more syrios axel sex with axel syrios axel my husband cute is so axel husband. Yessir!

>>38621967
2nd time? are we making a new pasta?

>>38621997
For me, it's carbonara.

I miss him soooooo much!

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1601118007652397056

Altare is going to get gangraped by those pichus

>>38622933
they're all just gonna take turns zapping his nuts

>>38622933
Where is Bea when you need her?

>>38618797
Three words: massive ghost dong

>>38622875
Let's hope aniki's plans will go smoothly so we'll get to see him today! I'm so excited for pokemon dungeons~

>>38622933

>>38624539
KEK ANOTHER ONE FOR MY COLLECTION

>>38624539
holy kek

>>38624539
Is Sais Horas already part of our divegrass team?

>>38624922
Yeah.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//manstars/

>>38625045
Oh god, was this the game where leader jobbed so fucking hard?

>>38625139
Yes. Never forget the amount of shame he brought to us.

https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1601047482829787136?t=MFbqp_5_2zCM22hzS-zeyQ&s=19
Iofi wants to play with Ves soon.

>>38625268
Why is she so sexy?

>>38625841
You can't handle the Ayyylmao pussy, anon.

>>38622933

Just caught up on the Mario Golf stream and damn that was a kino ending

>>38625268
>>38625841
Reminder that she sucked Oga's chinchin on stream

>>38626071
KEK PERFECT

Cute printable chibi standees! Artist will delete link on 12/12 JST
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1601131244275712000

>watching Magni's golf stream
>tries hitting the ball between two palm trees
>fails
>Nowa is dying from laughter in the background
Kek I love this.

>>38615133
Amen. Magni's high spirits never cease to make me grateful.

Inb4 Vesper name drops the person that got him banned the past 2 weeks.

>>38619092
Damn that Yosuga no Sora reference really spawned some incest art...

>>38626582
That was his leg

https://youtu.be/sxHtbkr1yY0
What did you guys think of the new stars kore

>>38627227
Yes iofi we know what you said when they called you out.

>>38627264
Hizaki Omega vs DJ Maggin Collab when?

>>38626769
Cute!

>>38610612
>>38610646
did axel delete this tweet? i can't see it in his timeline...

>>38627878
just a poll tweet to decide on a zatsu or game stream for guerilla stream

>>38626071
When will they get a non default omg?

Post things only you remember.
I will start.
>Altare's Twilight Princess

>>38628160
MAGlords gay potion in the debut

>>38628160
Scarle X Magni ship that only lasted like 3 weeks

I missed him so much. But now that he's back, I miss how funny the thread was. Can never win it all.

>>38628269
She is still supporting the boys - based i might say

>>38628326
Wdym you miss how funny the thread was? You have fun seeing all the same timeloops of doomposting and spamming "Vesper doko"?

>>38628404
nta but i miss the absolutely unhinged rrats about his suspension

>>38628404
nta but the thread where anons imagined a whole stream the day vesper returned was genuinely funny

>>38628160
Winning son magging himself at the same time we were posting the magged memes everywhere

>>38627634
After 3d debut.

>>38628160
magni's can of worms

>>38627264
I love this still

>>38628111
After their 3d debut

its so nice to have Tempus all together again. ToT

>>38628861
fuck me, if i had time to do my jp reps, i would totally do it to watch the jp boys
they seem so fun

>>38628160
Leader cursing in Korean under his breath, unnoticed by the other boys in that one Apex tempus collab

>>38628160
Axel's Devil May Cry

>>38628404
Yeah.

>UUUUUU
Isn’t very funny

>UUUUUU
>SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD LEADER SAID WEDNESDAY
Is really funny. Everyone just sorta got into a rhythm for the past two weeks, yknow?

>>38628160
Vesper's Spore creating leader
>VOD still missing
>Part 2 still unlikely to happen

>>38629326
WHORE

>>38602303
>thinking meme arrows haven't breached containment

le funny meme arrows escaped here so long ago it's not even funny. Discord doesn't even create actual blockquotes without adding a space after the > because normies wanted to > in Discord so bad.

People actually /here/ would know not to > in chat lest they get the spreadsheet

Funny enough, I know her offline. She's not here. I did tell her about the spreadsheet memes, and, in true anxious Vestie form, she's been scared of the spreadsheet. I prooobably shouldn't tell her you guys memed on her or she'll probably have a heart attack (after finally making it through Vesper's suspension!) I'm so tempted to tell her though...

>>38629695
To be fair the greentext arrow is pretty useful, nothing quite matches the kind of sarcasm/commentary feeling the format puts out

>>38629326
>>38629642
https://files.catbox.moe/zvzyb2.mp3

>>38629695
I remembered Ina used them once in a twitter post a few months back

>>38628160
Axel's many Freudian Slips. Especially if it's a Zeta namedrop.

Regis

>>38630544
is doing his next marrathon poke stream in 3 hours
https://youtu.be/wHT-MLdcYJk

>>38628160
Axel told he likes ojisan character like Nowa

I can't even remember.
Besides EU time, what's Nowa usual timeslots?

>>38630644
10am pst only.

>>38628160
>>38630637
Axel also keeps calling big, round, stupid-looking characters like Majin Buu really cute

>>38629881

Ragus

>>38631087
>

>>38631116
I don't like this picture /MANS/. It's smug aura mocks me and my leader.

Axel Syrios

>>38631242

>>38628160
Altare calling me a Healslut

>I have this image of Vesper in my head… legs spread…
Why did Altare say this?

>>38631242
Yes that's his name.

>>38629326
put some glasses on you WHORE

>>38631470
the thread his healing :')

>he retweeted the mermag

clip of dingo leaking vesper suspension reason?

>>38631594
God why is Magni so fucking sex...

>>38631417
man's obsessed with vesper, what else is there to say?

>>38631242

>>38631657
...how are you going to have sex with it?

>>38628160
>Tempus being watched by the some Houses of Oil Barons.
>Leader making references to Ted Bundy
>Leader talking about prostitution during the truck simulator 2.
>Leader going apeshit about Shaco during Vesper´s last Interview.
>Leader´s HADES gameplay(He gotta finish it now that Hades 2 has been released).

>>38631888
Contrary to popular belief. Mermaids do have small vaginal slits near the base of their lower body.

>>38631888
Fish have reproductive organs you know. nd the merMag is only half fish too

>>38631980
I don't recommend sticking dick into fish

>>38631980
>merMag drops a bunch of eggs and you jerk off over them
not my cup of tea but you do you

>>38628160
>leader promised holoctober art

i miss axel apex streams

>>38631980
Are you the dude that described what a fish "feels" like in that one Finana thread?

>>38631631
Unless he said something more it was just
>he had a fight with management
>but I don't know the details

>>38632083
Kek now you made me remember it too

>>38632033
That's hot actually.

Who is to say that merMag is a fish and not a dolphin or some shit

>>38628160
Judge Magni...
Wheel of Tempus...
Now that Nowa is out of the jail hopefully they can continus the series

I've been thinking of Vesper as a Spartan flying into a rage as his lover(Magni) falls in battle

>>38632286
Vesperchilles and Magnitroclus

>>38628160
regis’s WAH

>>38632279
>Judge Magni
>between Vesper and the manager that he lost his temper at

What's Altare's niche?

>>38628160
Actual oil barons in Magni's twitter space

>>38632545
10 years old kid

>>38632545
bratty shota with ojisan lust/daddy issues

>3 streams in 2 weeks
I miss my aniki, I hope crisis core releases soon to watch him play it in Japan

>>38632545
Yumes

>>38632637
You're better off hoping for next week's schedule instead of waiting for Axel to stream this week.

>>38632545
Being a jobber

Cat and Dog

almost forgot zetaxel existed. It was nice seeing people post about him without involving Zeta in some way.

How was Nowa's Zatsu right after her got out off gay baby jail?

>>38632707
I know there's genderbender art of this ship but is there an animal bender(?) of this? Like cat!axel and dog!zeta

Watching Magni's Mario Golf stream confirmed what I was thinking all along.
Tempus' greatest strength is the collabs. And the two weeks with Vesper gone and pretty much zero collabs (aside from the Apex tournament) felt really empty.

>>38632637
Wouldn’t he still need separate perms to stream it even if he’s in japan since he’s an EN streamer?

>>38632764
>zero collabs (aside from the Apex tournament)

>>38632752
Pretty interesting

>>38632807
at least he and his manager don't think so, he said it himself on stream

>>38632764
So they suck as solo streamer?

>>38628160
That cursed Christmas song Magni made

>>38632545
personification of cringe

>>38632763

>>38632763
>>38633074 (me)
Oh wait i read this wrong

>>38633074
Anon...

>>38633074
bakaxelotl...
cute pic btw

Btw someone translated the part where Daisenpai visited Nowa's big black shaft, if anyone is curious about what he said (and want to rewatch him getting trapped in Nowa's sex basement hehe)
https://youtu.be/2GeHEp8-WiA

>>38632929
Not necessarily. But they work better as a unit.

>>38633239
>I don't think normal human can live there
Makes sense, since Vesper is a va

>>38633431
Voice Actor?

>>38633239
>Daisenpai visited Nowa's big black shaft
Hot

>>38633503
Basically, yes. If you said vtuber's actors were puppeteers it would be more accurate, but would leave an odd impression

Are you expecting collab with nijien females? I am

>>38633431
>Vesper is a va
me

>>38633649
a vame?

>>38633693
they're doing the candlejack bi

>>38630411
it's actually amazing how it happened twice and both were about her, i think one was with kobo and the other when talking with RPR

>>38633724
the candlejack bitch? the candlejack bisexual? the can

>>38632707
Thank you for this. I'm the only optimistic Zetaxel bro

Would you guys say you mainly watch one of the boys or trying to watch everyone?

>>38633642
>expecting
Not really since I don't remember any comment of announcement of the sort
I wouldn't be against it, is just weird mentioning out of nowhere

>>38633798
I try to watch everyone, but it's difficult to catch all the streams and get enough sleep

>>38633798
I have a priority for watching the boys in general.
Axel > Magni > Vesper > Altare from Highest to Lowest

Unless they play a game I like then the priority is jumbled. If they have a group collab with multiple POVs. I watch everyone.

I miss aniki. He is too busy making JAVs to care about us...

>>38633798
I try to watch all of them, it's not that hard since it's only 4 of them (for now)

>>38633642
I don't particularly care too much to be completely honest. Selen was an okay collab partner.

>>38633798
Trying to watch everyone, altho some games do not interest me much (like axel's your turn to die or minecraft) but i like how some of the jokes and bits bounces between the boys, like the little guy, altare's snail thing (for some reason) just to name some.
But yeah, it's hard to keep up with all of them, hope they collab the 4 of them soon

>>38633642
They already played Apex with Selen, no reason why they couldn't do more niji collabs other than most of nijien being shit

>>38633798
I try to watch everyone at the start but gave up on watching gramps live because he streams at ungodly hour for me

>>38633239
Put some respect on Byong's name

>>38633798
I only watch Vesper and special streams from the others since Vesper's the only one who streams at a good time for me and I don't feel the need to catch up on every Altare Minecraft or Axel talking about his normalfag social life VOD.

>>38633642
Nina and Vesper
Cute zomboid autism stream kino

>>38634068
I really don't like Nina(mostly because i'm also Russian)

>>38633798
I try to watch whoever I can live so it's usually Altare and Magni. I will never be able to catch Vesper live unless it's during their group collab time slot. Mostly stopped watching Axel unless collab

Has YAGOO ever replied to a non-holo before? This is a big W for the 5th Member of Tempus

https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1601187377778941952

I'm the last hetero tempura..

>>38634449
I'm still here.

>>38634443
Of course he replies to people outside of his company lol

>>38634443
>acknowledged by and played with is oshi
>made friends with other members
>yagoo himself replies to him
lucky bastard

>>38632707
Thank you, anon, I love it I really miss Zetaxel

>>38634678
You mean male oshi right? For a second i imagined Kronii was his oshi and ngl it felt really funny