/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

eeeeee *snort* eeeeee ehehehe eeee *snort* *snort*

I love wifey

I LOVE VEENER

Fiollain is based

https://www.twitch.tv/filian
Things are about to get extra cringe. Cursed costume show.

stupid sexy virgin whore

Viennaposter spotted

wife_dm_!

for me, it's the poltergeisha

Which dog padoru do you prefer? This one?

can’t wait for toalux’s costume

I'm shitting really hard and it hurts

>>38544410
I hope step 2 in her 12 step program is stepping on my cock.

>>38544482
Or this one?

>>38544042
I love this ritual post

listening to bat as background noise because i dont care about the jrpg shit she's playing but her rapid fire accent smoothens my brain

>>38544551
Original fits the standard padoru style a lot better, sketch version is really cute though and way more soul

>>38544196
diesofcringe

which one of you is live on filian now?

>>38544565
I love this ritual reply

>>38544410
I want her to be my keyholder

>>38544684
yeah, me

>>38544632
based, I get the same with Alice and Squ too

ah... tomorrow is also an off day.
I love my oshi and hope she's resting well!

>all the snackers are edgelords

I wish I could be a fat stoner bitch too

>>38544632
yeah me too

>https://twitter.com/SouthFacingMoss/status/1600653966454538242/
Mint shared this in Mimi's chat and Mimi remembered that she still hasnt posted the card publicly

>>38544482
with most things Christmas I prefer traditional. the other is nice too though.

Rael's throne was cleared out already

>>38544984
go sleep frog, no one cares

>>38544410
best tits in /lig/

My man got snubbed

>>38544984
It was cleared out the moment it was posted. She has dedicated oilers

>>38545013

>>38544632
Samesies

>>38545056
it wasnt >that quick, it still had two things on it after half an hour :^)

I would that femboy snacker ngl

>>38543736
fuck this faggot

>>38545212
Bussy is not real, you are lusting after man ass because you fell for a meme

>>38545282
who said anything about bussy?

>>38545282
Hot

>>38545051
military larpers are cringe

Why does Sigrid follow, and also comment on, the Futa Ina guy's posts

>>38545493
because she can

>>38545245
Maybe she will adjust the price of TTS after this stream.

dog dwarf fortress lets fuckin gooooo https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella

How's the filian stream so far? I was busy making dinner and entertaining my roommate and missed the first half of her stream.

I want to fuck saru so bad

>>38545912
Very short snack attack straight into reviewing her viewers' cringe costumes

>>38545973
badly*

>>38545493
fetish pandering

>>38545912
been fun so far, made my night better
nothing crazy but good to have her back

>>38546063
Sigrid and Bird just aren't sexual and I wish they would stop trying to be

>>38545749
she should collab with abi and debate the position and validity of religion in modern society

>>38546137
you sound like picrel >>38545245

>>38546140
that's an actually awful idea

>>38546123
The little emote in the corner is always appropriate

>>38546140
Mint is the only chuuba I've heard admit to being atheist, which is surprising desu

>>38546137
if you buy a farfin model you legally have to become a sexpest

>>38545912
>roommate
Even anons are lying about boyfriends now…

Stop putting pink cat in the OP I dont like her

Layna and Bao each went live separately

>>38546331
yeah, me

abigail sounds funny
>>38546332
why do you keep reminding me of pink gatita?

>>38546332
This, but Layna instead.

Henemimi got the Suicine oomfies

>>38546281
is it that surprising that she's a self-admitted communist with previous work experience in education

>>38546137
Nice opinion but you're wrong.

>>38544261
https://vocaroo.com/1ezoFHgpTKyx

>>38546331
Hey, if you can live in the city while paying $2k+ in rent per month then hats off to you

leave the maid femboys to me

>>38546622
https://vocaroo.com/1dE27BVh2s4l

>filian's stream

I await comfy hours

I like this slime creature

>>38546667
>the city
nyc andy

Will Saru even talk to the man who bought her 600+ bucks monitor?

>>38547188
no.

>>38547188
if hes a Patreon/T3/VIP she probably has

>>38547188
to be fair someone spending that much money on a woman he'll never meet is probably a psycho

>>38547188
yep, we're arranging the sex now

>>38546558
I think you got which part is surprising wrong.

>>38547188
You think 600 bucks is a lot? I've seen oilers give thousand of dollars like is nothing.

>>38547489
epic

>Geega playing Fortnite with 3 males including one nigger
I want Nina to succeed, but I don't know if I like this route...

Bros... I thought Jaiden was aroace... why is she talking about having kids and a husband?

I know nothing about Lacari but Filian always makes him sound like a creep

Numbers for 12/7:

1: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (5,161)
2: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (2,271)
3: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (1,827)
4: https://twitch.tv/JuniperActias (1,517)
5: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (1,200)
6: https://twitch.tv/baoo (1,191)
7: https://twitch.tv/girl_dm_ (1,073)
8: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (1,067)
9: https://twitch.tv/ash (933) *Tie
9: https://twitch.tv/fallenshadow (933) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/camila (677)

Non-English:

1: https://twitch.tv/cotton__123 (8,391) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/gosegugosegu (8,364) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/Maoruya (2,144) *Korean

Notes:
>Let me know if I missed anyone

Peace out /lig/

>>38547923
He's just a streamer with a huge love for anime girls and gacha waifu's.
Dude will stream weeb shit for like 14 hours straight.

>>38547923
professional salty pathetic man, it doesn't get much sadder

>>38547923
dude spent over 50k on gacha games

>>38547919
Aroace is just something zoomers say because they don't understand that people don't have to be horny 24/7 like the internet tells them.

>>38547919
>aroace
is that a Pokemon?

Geega impregnation

>>38547188
he's a patreon vip so they probably talk everyday

I want a vtuber that will be faithful to her chat and never ever have a boyfriend (except me of ) Is there any?

>>38548282
impreega the geega

>>38548003
Coqui?

>>38547919
you posted cringe

>>38547919
Because I've begun grooming her

>>38548282
smug elf good

>>38548339
gusegogusego

>>38548113
>>38548224
Based on her video, she has never truly been attracted/in love with anybody therefore thinks she's asexual.

>>38548339
cottontailva

>>38548339
excellent bait, I predict many You

>>38548410
is she a zoomer or just retarded?

>>38548339
Shondo

>>38548339
That one brown rabbit thing that does cb streams now I don't remember her name

Explain men dressing as maids to me

>>38548597
okaerinasai goshujinsama

>>38548410
sounds like my ex-wife!

>>38548597
men dress as maids, gay men penis go up. Can't explain that.

>>38548339
nyanners

>>38548597
often men make the best women

>>38548597
boys make cuter girls than girls

>>38548597
Because you need a man to do a woman's job properly.

>>38548446
I'm gonna assume a little bit of both.

>>38548597
They are doing it to train Filian into doing the same. I don't think it's working.

>>38548366
Thanks

Numbers for 12/7:

1: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (5,161)
2: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (2,271)
3: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (1,827)
4: https://twitch.tv/JuniperActias (1,517)
5: https://twitch.tv/COQUI (1,288)
6: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (1,200)
7: https://twitch.tv/baoo (1,191)
8: https://twitch.tv/girl_dm_ (1,073)
9: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (1,067)
10: https://twitch.tv/ash (933) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/fallenshadow (933) *Tie

Non-English:

1: https://twitch.tv/cotton__123 (8,391) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/gosegugosegu (8,364) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/Maoruya (2,144) *Korean

>>38548788
NTA but I think filian still has the Astolfo maid outfit. I like to think she likes wearing it at home.

abigail is funny

>>38548929
She gets it from watching Jerma

>>38548003
Basedu

onesie Filian, my beloved.

>>38548929
its funny how erotic a woman of god is

I already hate filian's editor. He has a girlfriend and that's unacceptable.

>>38548597
I love whores anon. Any whores.

>>38549096
yeah me

>>38549106

>>38549020
i know f*l is on, but you don't have to inject fleshfags into posts about other vtubers

>>38548846
Thanks.
Nice to see her there.

>>38549106
the things he does for a buck

If we gonna have a weeb wielding a sword, at least be Jetstream Sam damn it

Maybe I'm a boomer but I have no idea what the 'sus notification' sound alert on Filian's stream is.

>>38549186
Yeah, that’s an xqcL

At least 1 in 5 Filian watchers are female. That's fucked up.

https://twitter.com/C0QUI/status/1600601637621534730

>>38549319
I'll give you a hit

>>38549364
20% of filian posters here are female. let that sink in

>>38549429
got it, thanks

>>38549364
I'll try rizz'ing that Akali cosplayer

>>38549364
female in this context doesn't mean what you think it does

>>38549364
lines right up with current statistics of assigned male teenagers

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>38548339

>>38548846
Proud of my wife!

>another day
>another low quality Shondo bait thread
I have never seen an indie get so many, why are her antis so obsessed and deranged?

Schizo protecting his health from the dangerous Albanian bat

I'm voting for the people who have the least votes to make them feel better :)

>>38549583
self hating pedophiles

>>38549583
>another day
>another this exact post

>>38549528
>>38549559
>>38549583
are these bots?

>>38549583
>looking at the catalog
actually go back

is japanese really bat's native language or did she grow up bilingual similarly to pika

>>38549449
That 20%? All me.

>>38549737
no, I heard talk the other day and she sounds like a foreigner

>>38548846
What was Coqui doing yesterday to get that kind of CCV?

>>38549789
Harvester

>>38549789
Nyan raid

>>38549583
why do you keep looking at the catalog? there's nothing there.
though I did just learn that vei is apparently pregante but that's not relevant to this thread.

>>38549789
She promised her viewers sex

>>38549770
yea im learning japanese and even i can tell she speaks like a foreigner so im really curious

womp womp

>>38549789
she holds on to raids from Nyan pretty good lately

filian makes me want to breed a tomboy

>>38549583
>shilling your bait thread

>>38549829
I think that's just a pad-for-by-chat tweet.

>even Vei got knocked-up before Layna

>>38549894
i need to womp

>>38549789
she had sex on stream
twice in a row

>>38550036
can confirm because it was with me

>>38550036
they should make all the southside 2view males have sex together on stream

>>38550022
>low-res wompcat
but why

>>38549789
>>38549867
https://clips.twitch.tv/CarelessHeadstrongStapleBatChest-ubbCGiyIHsIrUk0M

>>38550158
No one wants to fuck you Nelson

>>38550158
anon please control your gay

>>38550194
nta but thanks for that version

>>38548846
Coqui made top 5? Go little frog! Happy to see her pulling numbers.

>>38550158
They're literally the worst males in the category you could pick a dozen significantly better /wvt/ males who would have much better gay sex.

I keep forgetting how cursed maskless snuffy is

>filian is going to show her kitchen
Oh god I'm gonna cum

>>38550321
I'm not gay I just think it would be funny

>>38550491
yeah sure thing anon
wouldn't it be funny if I pulled down your pants and started gagging on your cock?

I'm done for today, gn everyone.

>>38550403
Oni sex Oni sex

>>38549770
the other day when?

>>38550553
good night anon!

I want to marry her

Shes doing great on the tourney

>>38550601
someone shared a clip here a few days ago

>>38550553
til we meet again

>>38550403
BUILT FOR NTR AND PUBLIC USE

>>38550553
good night bro

Where’s the link for that vienna talking about her feet compilation? I’m feeling very sad and need to smile before my yoga class starts

>>38550728
>yoga class

>>38550739
Saru bunda

I really hope Shondo's mama feels better. I hate seeing her constantly suffer through shit.

I'm starting to think some vtuber watchers have humiliation fetishes

what should be my next move here? i want to colonize california but i can't yet explore

>>38550927
Yeah, humilliating the girl.

>>38544788
She might monhun tomorrow since she canceled today. If she's not medicated still

>>38551000
kek weird post. get exploration

>>38551262
>Tanya is flirty when on meds

>I'm not cultured at all

Oh filian, yes you are.

>Piper Perri references
>Redo of a Healer references

It's obvious from these two alone.

Filian sounds so congested
I bet she's a bad kisser

>>38551388
exploration feels like a waste, is that really the only way polynesian tech can discover america?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bityYL1G8

>>38551718
Her reply to Shondo was really cute

>>38551790
Swapping phlegm with Filian

>>38552003
better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDEDi5gDPo

>>38551790
she's a virgin

I thought the Miku cosplay was doing the Roman salute kek

I'm gonna find the ugliest female ligger I possibly can and fill her with cum

>>38552067
Intelligent /lig/ger communication

>>38552210
Yeah but that doesn't mean never being in a relationship or never kissing Abigail

>>38552285
That shouldn't be too hard, she's probably posting in this thread

>>38552285
Just find moriko

>Heavenly's name in Fortnite is literally KingLigma

>>38552327
I love my medicated oshis

>>38548684
How is that nyanners?

Freedom slime schedule

>>38552518
I haven't been on /vt/ in a year because of a coma but obviously she's the cutest GFE option

>>38552361
it does for me because I was saving all of my firsts for her and we'll lose them all together

>>38552422

>>38552581
She was never GFE

>>38552433
Who is king

Since filian likes Akali so much I wonder if she has seen "Casting Call"

>>38551790
No such thing as a bad kiss from a cute anime girl

i need bat sph. shes a natural at humiliation

>>38552104
I posted the other one because I was rooting for the Lord Mario guy.

>>38552753
this but unironically

Reiyu live continuing her streamathon, letting chat vote from a selection of weird indie games
https://www.twitch.tv/reiyuguigui

>>38552753
>sph
Stretches per hour?

lil fil eroi

FangGuu live decorating her IRL Christmas tree and then playing Snowboard Kids
https://www.twitch.tv/fangguu

>>38552852
small penis humiliation. it's a fetish

>>38551718
the streams when she got high on antihistamines were an experience.
https://youtu.be/pEUqjVtF4L4
https://youtu.be/apX__7YZczE?t=76
she still sometimes gets like that in discord. very cute.

Why isn't this hoser's milk in a bag?

>>38553176
apparently that's only some parts of canadia

>>38553062

>>38550476
quick, someone run the serial number on that toaster; we'll have her doxxed & in a dog crate in hours

>>38552993
huh, seems interesting, I'll check it out

>>38553227
That's in the right sink - the smaller one

>>38553134
why do you post erotic imagery of kitanya

Didn't Grimmi do a fridge review once?

Reiyu is planning on playing Ultrakill with the official buttplug mod for one of her lewdclub streams

>>38553395
Yep.
That's a streamers fridge alright.

>>38553395
poor slob got an F- on his food homework

>>38553294
Two sinks, what am I made of money?

>>38553395
so is that confirmed to be canadian milk?

>>38553395
wtf there's fuckin nothing in there

>>38553536
She only has food and drinks for her challenges kek

>>38553442
kek I knew it
seemed like her kind of thing to do

Why does a woman who hates men need to have an ass like that? The questions remain uncovered!

Factor delivers within Ontario

giru's making a woozy for clauvio
another trophy if you will

>>38553704
uh oh

>>38553704
Filian uses a proxy buyer who leaves her meals in a dead drop location 15 miles from her apartment to throw you off the trail.

>>38553708
a what

>>38553442
She's gonna cum her brains out if she makes it to the prime sanctum

>>38553814
I believe it

>>38553588
Dumb Finnish hag and her dumb hot body...

>>38553814
Considering she doesn't even want to say simple things like her hair or eye color this wouldn't surprise me.

>>38553442
When is Alice doing it

>>38553814
I wouldn't be surprised. That's not enough security though.

filian would be cooler if she was french canadian

>>38553883
I want to suck on her tits

>>38553536
My fridge is just a bunch of reusable water bottles, alcohol, eggs and avocados. She's just a /lig/ bachelorette.

>>38553704
filian is a leaf?

>>38553989
TABERNAC

>"filian's tone deaf"?
>at least I'm not single
SNACKERS WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEAN BY THIS??????

>>38554156
yeah, me

>>38554156
Yeah, me

>>38554156

>>38554156
Oh, she didn't tell you about me?
>>38554185
>>38554186
sorry for samefagging

>>38554156
Yeah, me (black)

>>38554156
It's true. She also fucked your mother last night. You should call her.

>>38554226
don't make me tell quqco lacari

>>38554226
picture for proof

>>38554226
why are you black

>>38554052
if you bought less avocados maybe you’d be able to T3 bitch

everyone knows that saruei is the first fully blacked vtuber anyway

my wife is so cute

>>38554400
kys nastychain

>>38554395
I found my new oshi

>>38553817
I'm joking but I mean the dude's left his mark on every chuuba he's pulled in his orbit

mint is surprisingly good at dwarf fortress already

>>38554653
it helps that all vtubers are dwarfs

Are we in dead hours already? There's 10+ /lig/gers live

>>38554653
she's played a lot of rimworld, which is just a simplified dorf fortress

>>38554720
Yeah but none of them are Shondo or Saruei so we don't care

>>38554400
Good stream today, and a long ass one at that

>>38554780
or tob

where tob

>>38554720
I'm watching the stream

>>38553588
>hates men
that's not true she seems fine with the idea of Jason raping and killing her. She's just very particular.

>>38554960
Why is Shondo fine with the exact same thing? What's wrong with them? Why can't they be normal? Why do they only like the idea of giant men murdering them horribly in a sexual manner and not a normal relationship with a normal man?

>>38554913
I remember people on /pmg/ posting this the month before it died off. Now it's just a coomer zombie.

>>38555038
anon, having psychosexual fetishes associated with being murdered and assaulted are like the most common white woman thing ever, haven't you ever wondered who the audience for true crime is
its not even that weird when you think about how like, that's actually something that could happen to you

>>38554960
>likes the strong, silent, retarded type
gentlemen i'm in

>>38555123
wtf. I only watch crime videos to remind myself life isn't so bad.

Which AI app is Fil using?

>>38555123
I know but I don't mean that, I mean, why is this the only genre of man they're interested in, the only form of relationship they want to persue? It's not just that they like murderers in the typical girl "I can fix them" way, as Shondo's said "no, I want to make him worse" they want to actually be destroyed by these murdererous men not date them. They don't want to date normal men. WHY?

>>38555225
yeah, and i want to date a moth monster girl amalgam who will rip my head off and spike it down a well, it goes both ways

>>38555295
Yeah but I'd bet you'd date a normal woman. Shondo would sooner never date anyone than have a normal relationship YET SHE WANTS TO BE RAPED AND MURDERED?

>>38555365
are you ok anon

>>38554898
she's been doing longer streams than usual lately for some reason
initially I thought it was just because of her being addicted to Pokemon but I'm not complaining if she decides to extend it to all streams

>>38555567
>purple dress
is this... final form extrovert?

>>38555551
Snuffy without the raccoon mask just looks wrong.

Rare Lucy interaction with other ligger
>https://twitter.com/LucyPyre_/status/1600594970762743815

>>38555551
I don't wanna jinx it, but... I think Snuffy might actually be coming back

>>38555567
you forgot something anon

why is filian using duck duck go?

https://twitter.com/koopachaneru/status/1600699160990470145

>>38555567
this is oli's true form, behind the illusion. i still would.

>>38555551
shes been having some really good streams the past month or two, with comfy pokemon streams, her usual weird bits, and some pretty good games

The road to recovery has taken an interesting turn

>>38555798
OPSEC

>>38555849
wtf, rudy giuliani is a vtuber now?

>>38555813
holy sex

>>38555813
Is she still fucking that 2view male?

>>38555798
Why the fuck are you using Google

>>38555798
based

>>38555734
I bet they'd get along actually
>>38555813
naisu, I'll have to stop by

>>38555813
>inb4 the tits get bigger again

>>38555638
Lost her identity

>>38555638

>>38555225
anon shondo got caught up in another anon's fantasy of raising children on a farm together it's by no means the ONLY fantasy that works for her
also shondo is just kinda suicidal in general and just keeps going for her family's sake so I think someone murdering her appeals her desire for death without being selfish

>>38555567
>>38555782
You need to be stopped

>>38556007
Snuffy X

I see you, oneguy who recommended Filian raid Moriko.

post cringe gosling confessions so I can laugh at you

>nobody said the silly was live

>>38556179
My single biggest fetish is cute moms tiring themselves out taking care of their large families while already pregnant with even more children. The concept of a woman loving her family so much that even when she's overwhelmed by how hectic it gets taking care of her current family she still wants to make it even bigger gets me rock fucking hard. Thinking about Filian walking through the grocery store while 4 little kids sit in her cart and a 5 year old trails behind her and holds onto her tail and a newborn is slung around her torso in a harness while she's pregnant with 2 more is the most erotic fucking thing I can think of. It can't just be about breeding either, it has to be about breeding out of sheer love for her family. I don't care if she enjoys sex or not I want to make sure that she loves being a mother and against her better judgement she still wants to have the biggest family possible even when taking care of all them would work her to complete exhaustion daily. The eroticism comes not from Filian's wincing motherly face while she milks herself, it comes from her big ear to ear smile when she gives the bottles to her 9 toddlers and watches them drink her milk to grow big and strong. I want Filian to go to sleep every night cherishing every single day she spends with her family. She should go to sleep smiling, and wake up excited to shower her children with more love. I jack off to the thought to Filian letting her bigger kids rub her pregnant belly while she tells them more brothers and sisters are coming soon, she's completely clothed in a giant droopy maternity blouse in this scenario. The excitement of having children should never diminish even if she has theoretically maximum dragon litter numbers every year. Filian would be at her happiest when her children are happy, the more happy children the better. The thought of her cracking under the pressure of a dozen yelping kids and driving to maccas to get them a snack then thinking maybe it was for the better anyway when she see's how happy it made them. I'm literally leaking precum at the thought of Filian trying to make nutritious fruit filled meals for her children and micromanaging every aspect because she wants her kids to be healthy and grow up with healthy habits.
Filian running up to her youngest litter and licking a scape on the knee clean and kissing it and hugging them!
Filian trying to show off her dance skills to her daughter's in ballet but her pregnant belly weighs her down!
Filian with disheveled bed hair wearing a sloppy Tshirt and sweatpants because she needed to pull and all nighter to make her daughter's costume for the school play which she's now videotaping!
Filian going to the beach with her kids and needing to hire 2 more minivans to make sure she doesn't leave anyone out!
Filian looking at her pregnant belly in the mirror and admiring her stretch marks because she thinks of them as signs of motherhood!
Filian buying a $4,000 camera during her first pregnancy to take super high quality pictures of all her kids and ending up with a 24TB redundant RAID setup to store them!
Filian teaching her children how to bake so that they win the school bake sale but the techniques don't matter because by sheer numbers her children dramatically outcompete everyone else!
Filian embarrassing her sons during the big game by screaming "GO FRICK THEM UP" and holding up a giant foam hand!
Filian excitedly stalking her daughters when they hang out with their crush on the schoolyard!
Filian having such a consistently filled womb that she doesn't even own any non maternity clothing anymore!
Tired and delirious full term pregnant Filian still making time to help out her kids with their homework even when she barely remembers it!
Filian kissing each and every one of her newborns goodnight every night no matter how many she has!
I can't think of anything more erotic than seeing Filian's smiling face every night when she goes to sleep after another long day of raising the happiest and most cool and poggers zoomer family the world has ever seen.

>>38556179
My oshi told me she hopes I’m taking care of myself, and that fact alone is going to literally turn my life around

>>38556233
all the sillyposters got arrested for bingobongoposting

>>38556179
filian made me parasocial for her

I didn't notice her titties were this big

so much words putain

>>38556233
sorry I was busy watching my wife play hades

>>38556262
>>38556297
you people are the reason why filian wont even tell anyone her eye color

I kind of like this Kurumii girl Filian raided. Any liggers know if she is worth the follow?

>>38553395
she really does live off of glorified tv dinners kek

>>38556179
I spend next to every waking moment thinking of Shondo and I mean this literally

>>38556179
I'm a gosling for a whore, the saddest gosling of them all

>>38556341
She is a whore (non-derogatory). Reminds me of Mousey because she can sing really well and has fucked up physiology. So long as the yandere thing isn't an instant deal breaker.

>>38556329
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Filian. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Filian as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of the uterus to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Filian will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Filian's stomach grumbling due to her cravings based diet and kicking children and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the nape which she will groan about with that genki tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife Filian, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or sitting around in a tracker suit, she's beautiful no matter what. I'll even keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too much of a chronic zoomer though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support. Filian will grind pregnancy reps until she can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown her the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity. Filian and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and moments that make you say "wow, can we get some pogs in the chat." Filian will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>38556179
my oshi's been dp'd

>>38556179
I've occasionally anti'd my oshi here just to see what others would say
or maybe I hoped for something to come of it I'm not sure

>>38556341
I didn’t like her act when she was on the dating show. But if you like her, follow bro

>>38556329
If she either has green or amber colored eyes then I would absolutely lose it

lucy i know you are here please stop playing final fintasy and please open an anonymous marshmallow

>>38556513
she's already said she's kinda burned out on it and she's dialed it way back

>>38556179
I've been watching league for ~6-7 hours
I also want to marry her

>>38556341
Anon said that she has talked about her IRL boyfriend (and she is GFE streamer) so...

Lucy, if you're here. I'll like to let you know that I'll mating press you and give you all the head pats you want.

>>38556329
It's pasta, amico.

>>38556502
>amber colored eyes
That's a thing? Makes me think of Elden Ring.

i was already on board with mint (am autistic, love dwarf fortress) but the noises she made when she stretched just now made my heart flutter

>>38556613
>>>/vsj+/

>>38556610
A mimir

>>38556644
Amber eyes do exist and they're beautiful. Yes, I was lost in the girl's eyes when I first met her.

>>38556666
Speaking of /vsj+/

>>38556562
she would incline if she just replaced all final fantasy streams with even just zatsus. no one wants to watch finfal fagasy shit

>>38556297
this is a great post. please describe your gosling feelings in detail. the type of shit you think about at 4am

>>38556720

>>38553442
wait this is a real thing, I thought it was a meme

>>38556652
Girls who make weird noises when they stretch are the best

>>38556761

>>38556761
not wrong

>>38556747
She does it only once a week at this point, it’s fine

>>38556819
>She fell for the vshojo stealth auditions
winner gets a contract

>>38556769
when will alker become lig

>>38556819
Haydttt in shambles, literally shitting and crying

i want to have unprotected alcoholic sex

>>38556918
never if my plan keeps working.

>>38556937
who

>>38556179
I'll do literally anything for my oshi, and I've been doing so ever since I found her.

>>38556179
I don't gosling but I do parasocial because I'm retarded and I think I could be a friend to streamers.

>>38556937
I just looked this man up. The absolute state of vrfags.

>>38556970
Making Reiyu relapse so you can have gentle loving sex with her the next day and reassure her you love her anyway

>>38557082
This is more dangerous as it’s possible to actually believe it

SHE FUCKING WON LET'S GOOO

>>38556179
I firmly believe that by 2040 not only will these united states have a vtuber president, but the collapse in authority and subsequent power vaccuum will result in an american warlord period in which militias made up of vtuber stans who have nothing to lose will be the most vicious fighting units on both sides

>>38557177
I just need to remind myself it's never gonna happen. At best I could be a temporary business partner due to my skills.

>>38556918
never, but anon's plans have nothing to do with it, she just has a terminal case of no fucks given

>>38557127
A truly broken man with no real life. No wonder he’s obsessed with taking down Filian. What else does he have to do?

>>38557260
which ligger would have the most deranged army?

>>38557127
What prompts someone to be like this?

>>38557168
Kys

>>38557292
jerking it eight times a day isn't a transferable skill anon

>>38557168
drinking together until we black out and wake up in withdrawal, we need another shot to stop these shakes as we cuddle together

>>38557127
Is that a wiki page? An editable one?

>>38557329
the fallenshadow fedayeen will have shooters everywhere

>>38557475
whatever edit you’re thinking of making, it’s not funny

>>38557479
they will be to busy raping children

>>38557439
Thank you for confirming you know nothing about alcoholism

>>38557475
The VRChat Legends wiki, a wiki made by Second-Lifers, for Second-Lifers
https://vrchat-legends.fandom.com/wiki/VRChat_Legends_Wiki

>>38557475
I mean you could probably edit it to make him out to be a grooming pedophile and there is about a 90% chance you would be correct anyway.

>>38557539
sounds like pretty normal militia behavior

>>38557536
Trust me Haydttt, it will be
>>38557554
Thanks, figured so

>>38557017
https://streamable.com/b76loz

>>38557543
weird flex i'm sure i know a lot more than you