/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hope he's okay... I miss Nowa so much!

>>38525353
He is dead. Tragic bicycle accicdent

He's been in the treehouse breakroom this entire time, but he took all of the ladders from the office up there with him and even rolled up the rope ladder >:(

he's likely ghosting us with the aim of an early graduation. nowa is gone, lads.

>>38525473
Finally some good news

>>38525353
Monday

rip in piece vespy nior
1428-2022
is died by accident

Found dead on his bicycle. it appears a wooden piece of it dislodged and pierced his heart. Very unfortunate. Hopes and prayers go out to the family, checks and presents can be made out to Yagoo Van Helsing

>>38526299
>bicycle
>wooden piece of it
Have you ever actually seen a bicycle?

This is getting silly.
At this point I suspect he's walked away. Management likely knew this by the end of the first week and is in a total panic about how to respond because there's no real way to force him into anything.

https://www.wesh.com/article/bicyclist-dies-friday-osceola-crash/42140373

>>38525353
He got another week added on for refusing to stream Monday.
So it'll be next Monday unless he refuses again.

Vesties, you gotta mobilize and pressure him/Cover/the rest of Tempus to give some actual feedback on wtf is happening.
If it goes on like this, the next we'll hear of him will be a graduation notice.

he quit, they are looking for a new voice

>>38526362
He was on a wooden bicycle.
If was for a bit.
He would stop people he came across and ask "WOOD you like to ride my bicycle? HAHAHA!"
Then he would laugh and ride away.

>>38526451
To be fair. The guy has a huge personality.
If he was not satisfied with management, he probably just left.

>>38525353
Ask Kronii. How has noone asked her, yet?

Think I might be done with hololive and vtubers in general if the guy graduates. Sick of corpos ruining everything.

>>38526957
That sounds like him alright

>>38527579
Maybe /vt/ should make its own agency.
If we get half the board to chip in say ten bucks we can probably put out a gen.

>>38527579
Yeah it's everything but streaming and entertainment with corpos.

He's sitting at his computer stuck in his own head overthinking this whole thing.

>>38527900
>we can probably put out a gen
Of people who are terminally /here/? No thanks.

>>38525353
I'M PROTESTING
I'M NOT WATCHING ANOTHER MAN STREAM UNTIL HE'S BACK

>>38525353
He got poached by NijiEN and was promised that he has a Gamer Word-pass to use against management if they fuck up

Labor room with La+

Cover found out he's black and is trying to fire him without looking racist

>>38527900
They did make that in /asp/ and it was just a scam. Never even finished revealing it's Gen1 https://twitter.com/corp_clover/status/1547719414019002370

>>38528355
Who wants to bet it was all done by Americans?

>>38528053
I'm almost certain this is what's going on, too.
>>38528355
Haha, can you really call an obvious joke made by the most insane /asp/ poster at the time a "scam"?

>>38528355
>clover corp
That's actually a genius name, I almost want to make it reality

>>38528355
This is kind of sad.

>>38527900
Then I can rape the chuubas instead of Vesper getting to have all the fun

>>38527579
>Vesper does something bad enough to warrant a suspension
>Suspension time is up, he's still a no show
>This anon blames the corp
Have you ever considered that Vesper is just a shitty person?

>>38525353
Sisters...
I think he's having sex!!!

>>38532522
Always blame the talent. It's never the company. I can't wait until your oshii gets fucked by Yagoo's incompetent middle managers

>>38532522
So true, I LOVE Cover Corp and Mr. Yagoo as well! Join me on reddit.com/hololive to discuss our favorite things about Cover Corp!

they're 100% waiting for the IPO to come and pass before announcing his termination

>>38529096
It's just infuriating, Vesper's not the first Liver to get suspended and he won't be the last. It's very obvious that Vesper is lacking in professionalism and neither he or his Vesties cares about that.

>>38532862
How is it "very obvious"? You literally have no idea what is going on.

>Gets caught doing something wrong
>Refuses to admit it
>Acts like he didnt do anything and is a poor innocent victim being punished for no reason
Maybe he really is....

>>38532862

>>38530271
>>38528355
That was a shitpost group. Don't take it seriously.
t. aspie

>>38532862
Vesties are incredibly parasocial. I've never seen a fanbase jump at many hoops before too defend a talent. Pretending like people don't blame the company by default 90% of the time anything happens to start and acting like Vesper has only ever been professional and wholesome.

The guy has documented lies about his career still available to be seen on his PL and has caused more actual problems than the rest of Tempus combined before even speculating on the suspension. It's kids acting like being loud and obnoxious is based and mature.

>>38527579
>Sick of corpos ruining everything.
This is his fault though?

>>38532984
Then where is Vesper?

>>38533071
>>38532862
Please don't reply to yourself in such an obvious way nijisister, you're making us all look bad...

>>38527579
>Complain about corpos
>Never watch indies
you deserve it

>>38533123
Newfag doesn't know about IPs

>Have a week long vacation planned and approved
>decide you need a longer break than that
>call your manager a bunch of racist shit
>get a two week suspension
>its now a three week vacation
>peace out

>>38533186
Holy based

Man's just out bicycling the continent. Nothing wrong with that

>>38532522
Ah because when it happens to the girls it’s not their fault but it’s totally Vesper’s.
>but muh first public suspension
Ah yes because publicly suspending Coco and Haachama over Taiwan analytics that was YouTube’s fault was totally the talent’s fault.

>>38525353
Hi is on his Forest run

>>38533252
>but it’s totally Vesper’s
Yes. He can be back today.

Vesper doesn't deserve the shit he got from Cover.
Reject vampire. Return to orc.

>>38533252
>but muh first public suspension
>Ah yes because publicly suspending Coco and Haachama over Taiwan analytics that was YouTube’s fault was totally the talent’s fault.
You're missing the point homo fag. All previous suspensions have been used to try and mitigate an already ongoing drama, never before has the suspension itself been the cause of the drama. Cover wouldn't knowingly cause this drama for themselves over a nothingburger, this narrative simply makes no sense and is simply a coping mechanism for idiots that think their pet homo can do no wrong..

>>38532862
He's the Gura of Tempus. Vesties are just as whipped as chumbuds, they always have an excuse ready.
>He's just working on projects we never get to see, that's why he's streaming less and less these days
>He's sick and overworked, that's why he cancelled 3 streams in a week
>He's just on a bike trip with no phone or any internet connection at all, far too busy to update his fans at all who are worried sick about him
>He's being blackballed by Omega and management and is fighting hard against them which is why he's MIA
There's a reason all these arguments sound familiar, it's literally chumbud cope.

>>38533252
haachama and coco came back after their suspension, he didnt
Marine and Miko werent actually suspended, they took voluntary suspension because they were being the "bigger man"
Vesper is less mature and intelligent than Sakura Miko

>>38532522
>bad enough to warrant a suspension
not in my country

I heard he was pantomiming putting his dick in a McDonalds fryer as a bit, but then he slipped and fell in and badly burned his dick. He told management he needed a couple weeks off for his roasted schlong to heal, but management reprimanded him for telling such an offensive and unprofessional lie to request time off. Enraged, Vesper sent pictures of his burnt dick to a bunch of the Holo talents to prove what happened, but they then reported him for posting offensive injury porn on the company discord. Management suspended him for this incident, but his dick is still healing so he’s extending the suspension until he is fully recovered.

>>38533252
it was 100% Rushia's fault she graduated just like it'll be 100% Vespers fault he graduated, quit your bullshit

>>38533547
The point is Cover is a track record of suspending over questionable circumstances. The fact Vesper hasn’t come back and Cover not issuing a statement of continued leave or termination/graduation 5 days after his suspension should be over moves this into uncharted territory.

>>38533705
>Mentioning Rushia
She wasn’t suspended prior to getting terminated for breach of contract.

>>38533751
my only complaint is that whatever this is, is happening now and not after Vesper has more roots in the company
like even if he's doing it deliberately as some kind of protest, if he made connections with JP or staff he could leverage, it would be way more effective

>>38533252
It was Rushia's fault, but I guess you lot will be delusional all the way until he joins Vshojo too.

>>38533815
Whatever the case may be, something is happening behind the scenes that is different than before that isn’t Rushia or Mel management tier for a quick determination to terminate, but intense enough that implies something happened between the talent and management that it has started to drag on longer than it should. And the fact that Axel hasnt gotten in trouble for leaking management talks about Vesper returning means that this is speed of bureaucratic corporate bullshit, or Vesper is giving them the finger until something happens or he quits on his own.

>>38533949
Keep moving the goalpost retard. Rushia fucked up when she should’ve laid low. Vesper, whatever he may or may not have done, has kept his mouth shut about it even on RM and continues to stay quiet.

>>38534237
My money is on jap business degree holders getting salty with him for not bowing and scraping before them like he's a peasant before a samurai.

>>38525353
He's gone as he should be.

>>38534417
Until more information confirms otherwise, this is the most logical, non deranaged zoompost tier rrat, conclusion to reach. Japanese management being Japanese management.

>>38534500
No, it's pathetic homo cope. You faggots need to accept that he isn't perfect, and that until we know the details there's a reasonable degree of likelihood that he is at fault.

>>38534599
It would be more believable if Cover's past suspensions weren't over dumb shit like saying Taiwan on stream.

>>38532522
at this point its full denial

>>38534599
Cope and seethe unicuck

he got a better model and a better management

>>38532522
>is just a shitty person
watch stream or at least ask someone who watches him

>>38534870
HE FUCKED MY WIFE ANON, OF COURSE HES A SHITTY PERSON

>>38527900
There was one guy who has a disposable income that came here twice for suggestions on what to make a new vtuber company centered around. I don't know if he'll ever make one and I haven't seen him around but there was that. Everyone was suggesting a unicorn pandering agency but we already have plenty of those. I wish they'd make an all-male vtuber agency since that doesn't exist.

>>38534870
>still in disbelief that he could be in the wrong
How the fuck has he trained you to act like this?

>>38534966
Yagoo?

>>38534599
In the eyes of those managers?
He is at fault. He did not bow deep enough and show enough deference to his "superiors"

>>38534767
they sound nothing alike tho

>>38534966
kronii isn't your wife

>>38535037

>>38534767
I wonder how the reception of Tempus would be if they got Nijisanji style S E X models instead of the bargain bin models. Less meme material for sure

>>38535048
voice changer to hide the fact

>>38534980
>he could be in the wrong
he's autistic enough to fight back cover if he think he's right until the end the worse thing they can do to him is fire him

>>38535073
I've dealt with Japanese office managers before.
I can assure you. They're grade A cunts who view themselves as modern day aristocrats deserving of all the respect that feudal warlords killed a lot of people to force out of their subjects.

Had one who literally demanded we stand and bow to him whenever he came into the office.
Was absolutely disgusted when a bunch of white guys (contract programmers in this case) refused to do so. Went on a huge rant talking a load of shit and making threats. So we just packed up and left, didn't go back to that company until they paid a hefty bonus.

They do nothing but talk shit, flex their ego and abuse any authority they're given to feed said ego.

>>38535329
And this is why the rrat of it being Vesper pissing off JP Management was the thing since the start, especially when StarsJP has a new manager and would be curious to see how the English branch is doing whether or not he actually has any pull or control of the branch.

>>38535329
Equally, in my experience many employees are incapable of looking beyond their own narrow field of vision and understanding the perspective of their managers or employers. Instead they let their entitlement and emotion attribute malice or incompetence to their superiors, when in reality they are simply too unimportant or stupid to have a view of the bigger picture that would allow them to understand why certain decisions are made.

>>38535329
I have dealt with nips before and never fucking again, I come from a culture where we have zero polite speech (except changing one little thing for our king), like doctors, professors etc you talk to on a first name basis. No fucking sir, miss or madam, just first names. Fuck the nip middle managers acting like what we would call small popes, demanding respect like a feudal lord. We just said that this is not going to work and they should look for local devs (which everyone knows doesnt exist since nips cannot program for their life) and they gave in eventually when they realized there was no change in hell we would play by their rules.
The only good about japan is their slutty women on twitter, manga and AVtubers the rest can burn to be honest
>what about ramen
Mid, Phō is better
>what about food X
Mid

>sub to vesper
>day after vesper gets suspended

PLEEEAAASEEEEEEE HE'S THE SECOND CHUUBA IVE EVER SUBBED TO COME OOOONN WHAT IS UP WITH MY LUCK

>>38535722
Tell me anon, what does boot taste like?

>>38535824
Oh and to add we have flat hierarchy as well so I can just waltz up to the CEO or some other big wig and talk to them if their is something that bothers me or I think needs a change. Shit is cash I cant stand fucking hierarchies and I hate that I have to fucking tardwrangle indians right now. They never take initiative, they say that they understand when they dont, they say something is completed when they havent completed it etc, I can fucking promise that 10 locals would easily replace all the fucking indians we subcontract to and it would be cheaper in the long run since I and others would not need to tardwrangle them
I HATE ASIA I HATE ASIA I HATE ASIA

>>38525353
That's what Cover would like to know as well.

>>38535722
>Hands that clutch a business management degree typed this post.

In my experience managers are the most replaceable part of any operation. There's always an equally incompetent replacement to be found with minimal effort and replacing them causes little disruption so long as they don't come in trying to cause problems.
But you start replacing the actual workers? That's when workplaces collapse, skillsets are lost and projects have to be abandoned.

>>38535824
Jap programmers come in two varieties:
>Barely competent codemonkeys who can manage simple projects with guidance.
>The truly brilliant and passionate.
The latter are absurdly rare. But because Japan places little value on programming and software development they get treated like shit. So they wind up either as hobbyists, making videogames, killing themselves or leaving the country.

So Japanese companies wind up having to incrementally develop over time to get a serviceable product. Takes ages.
And when they don't have time for that they have to hire foreigners which they absolutely hate doing because of how much we bill them for something they consider to be low class work.

>>38532708
I mean, you're doing the opposite and neither is helpful.

>>38536188
>Hands that clutch a business management degree typed this post.
Nope, I own a small manufacturing business though. I learned very early on that entitled employees cause even more problems than stupid ones because they actively resist improving themselves.

>>38536422
>Nope, I own a small manufacturing business though.
Near enough.
Small business owners and company founders are always the worst. They think they're special and somehow indispensable. That everything will apart without them when in reality they're so easily replaced it's hilarious.

>>38536526
Just look at Twitter
But let’s be honest, those complaining it would fall apart are just buttmad they lost the keys to control the propaganda machine.

>>38534966
John-san... it was Magni

>>38536526
Ironic that you think small business owners, literally the core of most small businesses, are completely replaceable, but that replacing a simple worker would cause the whole thing to collapse. You know those clowns I mentioned that are incapable of comprehending the bigger picture beyond their own little box? I suspect you're a prime example.

>>38536608
Twitters founders were out before Musk bought the company.
And Musk is a schizo with a BS in economics. It's a miracle if a company he touches doesn't implode

>>38536800
Who brings in the money and generates the value the company lives off?
Not the managers that's for sure.
Who has the essential skills and training the company is paying its staff for?
Again not the managers. You're lucky if they have any experience in a remotely relevant field.

It's ok anon. I'm sure you're somehow super special and could survive without people doing productive work on your behalf.

>>38527900
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no it's going to end up in flames likes /wvt/

>>38526451
I think it's basically a powerplay on his part showing management didn't get the best of him, that he's now refusing to resume marching in line with the others streaming and he can do that if he feels like it.

however, if so I think JP management will get only more pissed and see it as extremely insubordinate to have the "take my ball and go home" attitude (which he really does seem to have a streak of) and I don't think they want to terminate him but he's making things awkward and painful for them behind the scenes as his way of getting back at them for a public humiliation.

>>38536800
>>38536958
Business Owner =\= Manager
Anyway please continue

>>38536958
Where do you get the confidence to make these sweeping statements about things that clearly know very little? Every employee in my company was trained by me, I'm the only person there who knows how to perform every process and use every machine. If the work isn't done, I'm there into the evening finishing it. If something breaks, I'm there on Saturday fixing it. If an employee is sick, or their kid is sick, or their dog is sick, I'm there doing their work instead.

>>38527900
the only 4chan agency should be run by actual site staff (i.e hiro as CEO, sharkmeido as the director etc) as they have infinitely deeper control over what people say/do here so basically have all the cards in-hand to see them through to success.

not to mention hiro's actually-got the money and years ago seemed to be playing with the idea but chickened out. man imagine if he actually went through with it and we had a 4chan chuuba back in like, 2019 or something. he could have had a whole agency by now and swimming in it if he took advantage of the initial hype wave of Holo Myth (even nobodies like artemis and uto got hundreds of K of subs and more money than they knew what to do with off that initial manic hype, just by existing on youtube).

>>38536958
based E.Y.E. enjoyer

>>38537223
This is kind of making me believe that Either Management, or Vesper, or even both, know that if Vesper leaves, Tempus dies because that revenue stream from him will not trickle down to the others 3, discourage the 3 still doing it (Magni is planning to resume his RM probably as a plan B ala Mori) and then other western males will think twice about joining Holo. This would hurt the Stars brand as a whole.
Yea Unicorns will want this because of whatever delusions they hold, but it’s bad for business, and then management becomes emboldened to strike down talents if their who’s a even slightly bruised so none of the females will be safe either. Once the company goes public, you won’t be seeing these lenient announcements for girls wanting to take mental health breaks and what not.

>>38537930
If their ego is even slightly bruised*
Had an autocorrect stroke

Vesper clearly went on a trip to peru and got involved in the coup.

Vesper was suspended because he got Veibae pregnant

>>38535722
And that is, unironically, the fault of the management. It is part of their job to communicate, if you're employees don't understand why you are making decisions, that is on YOU to rectify. A team needs a strong head that can properly relay info. Nobody has the same priorities or experiences as you.

>>38538173
>Uh yeah guys it started out a bit but now I've been sentenced to 10 years of hard labor
>Guess I shouldn't have joined that Mario party, huh?

>>38537930
Yeah, to fire not just a dude but by-far their biggest attraction to starsEN not even half a year in would absolutely hobble the branch going forward, probably make people think twice about applying or joining if offered because they might try to hold out for NijiEN instead and so on, so I don't think they -want- to fire him but he's pushing their buttons knowing that he is too important to shed over a petty behind the scenes dispute.

However Kaoru got fired suddenly years ago and we still don't truly know why (unless the beyblade tournament story was real lol) so it seems nah they will take the hit if they think it's necessary. Yet again however they seemed a lot more ambitious about starsEN and are trying to rope in it as a mainline thing like HoloEN so EN management would feel a lot less like it's firing a side experiment and more akin to firing a Myth or Council tier. Their tryhard zeal to own le incels and force males into the picture compels them to keep Vesper even if they don't want to and he's openly belligerent.

The suspension happened because shinove left.

>>38538488
if only he were still here...

>>38537930
If Vesper goes, it sours the entire Tempus project. All of the other boys have prospects outside of Holostars EN, and I could see them bailing if Cover refuses to support their talents.

>>38537930
> Once the company goes public, you won’t be seeing these lenient announcements for girls wanting to take mental health breaks and what not.
literally the opposite are you delusional? holy shit
every talent is a massive passive revenue stream with minimal expense on the merit of their channels existing and videos staying up
can you fucking imagine trying to explain to shareholders why you nuked your #1 and #2 talents over any single incident?
the absolute lunacy of holding high-quality content hostage, delisting, or deleting it despite owning 100% of the rights per contract?
consistently failing to get rights to high quality/new games despite that being a massive earner for the company?
a lot of the inadequacies of Cover are only possible on the merits of it being private and without accountability

>>38538544
If a company goes public, shareholders don’t settle for making a lot of money, they want to make ALL the money. You are going to see burnouts the likes you’ve never seen before regardless of the Tempus situation.

>>38538719
the intricacies of talent behavior after going public isn't going to be micromanaged by shareholders in any universe, what will would be
>are they a net profit?
(all yes, corps are basically freeloaders and benefiting from scale)
>do we have increased profits this quarter?
(yes)
>what were the main barriers to growth?
(shit management, missing out on trends/opportunities due to bad content management continual lack of best practices, deleting talents over nothing and nuking all their content)
none of it comes from the people making revenue, only in a private non-market setting can the company foist those failures off onto the talents without the brunt of reality

>>38538270
Sure, I agree with that. But there are a lot of people who have massive chips on their shoulders, especially when it comes to professional hierarchy. I mean, there's a guy in this very thread that thinks every person above the level of "worker" is inherently incompetent, skilless, and replaceable. Do you think this guy is ever going to be receptive to being led? Chances are he's just going to be a disruptive resentful shit.

>>38526469
>>38526299
>>38525473
no...

>>38538880
This is why I'm a contractor. I charge ludicrous fees for my services and get to say "lol I don't work for you" whenever some prat like you insists I kiss his shoes.

>>38538719
Yes and in order to make ALL the money they're gonna force the best performing talent in his branch to go on hiatus because he was mean to some nameless middle management fuck

>>38539091
I don't think anyone cares. You are perfectly replaceable.

>>38535902
But subs cost nothing anon

I'm starting to wonder if Vesper is taking some kind of action against Cover for suspending him for bullshit reasons and costing him money.
The amount of control Cover has over talents is not normal for a contracted performer, and in my experience nip managers tend to mistake American contracted workers for indentured salarymen.

>>38535902
If you unsub he will come back

>>38539351
That would be very expensive

>>38539091
You kinda sound like an asshole, man.

>>38539408
iirc he's done this before, but with a real company and not a joke internet idoru company

>>38538270
Managers in hololive are failed applicants so of course sabotaging the talent is something they've be tempted to do considering they wish it was them who had the role.

>>38538404
>(unless the beyblade tournament story was real lol)
it was real you newfag. Archive reps in the future

>>38539091
>>38539091
... contractors along with temp workers are the epitome of replaceable.

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>>38537309
>Where do you get the confidence to make these sweeping statements about things that clearly know very little?
I suspect its from endless hours of reading reddit.

>>38539653
Nope, he's the puppet master and he's totally getting one over on the petite bourgeois.
>>38539757
I'm inclined to agree with your suspicion.

>>38539497
Imma need source before I believe

>>38539547
>Managers in hololive are failed applicants
No way that's true lol

>>38539408
Really depends on what their US operating model looks like, and if they would like to continue operating here.
>>38539427
Not the anon you're replying to, but this is how it is. Contractors aren't W-2 employees. The boss has no control outside of what is explicitly stated in the contract.
>>38539653
>contractors
It really depends on what you're doing. If you have the right niche, it can be hard to replace you. Most "replaceable" contractors are misclassified.
>temp workers
Temp workers aren't comparable as they're almost always W-2 employees for their agency and trained to fill in whatever role is needed.
Please just admit you have no real workforce experience and stop posting.

>>38539859
pastlive shit that would get banned for posting

>>38539892
Give some keywords then, I know who his RM is so you don’t need to post that

>>38539891
>Not the anon you're replying to, but this is how it is. Contractors aren't W-2 employees. The boss has no control outside of what is explicitly stated in the contract.
I know that; I've been a contractor myself. I just read everything that guy had to say before that post and figured I may as well tell him he sounds like an asshole.

>>38539497
"Real" jobs are pretty interchangeable. Joke internet idol company is not.

>>38539871
Well Omega does sounds like someone who really wanted to be chuuba...

>>38539859
He quit his job and was homeless living in the wilds for like a year before coming back, he told this story as vesper so its not bannable

>>38540044
What a chad

>>38539840
I'm one of the small cogs on my company, can I say I'm not going to come to work and parley that into getting a raise?

>>38539989
>lose job in a niche area, no reference and limited resume makes getting even past a background check nearly impossible
>meme internet company talents that get forced out land casually elsewhere and make more $ than before they changed locales due to getting better contracts
could have fooled me

but /MANS/ told me he didn't stream on Monday and Tuesday so he was just waiting for today to return...

>>38540044
Yea I know that story but if this story was told before with additional context it would provide some extra spicy rrat material

>>38540127
Surely. If that works and they're looking for new hires, let me know.

>>38538173
he convinced Pedro Castillo to close the congress

>sister trying not to tell the bicycle story under a Vesper thread

>>38535222
>>38535037
4 months of streams is no basis for deducing a persons personality, temperament, and overall behavior off-stream.
It is the rational take to believe that who he is on-stream is completely opposite to who he is off-stream.

>>38539408
He's going to use the superchat money to hire a decent lawyer

>>38540378
>4 months
you know there's more than that right

>>38540127
The trick is to do it at a point when replacing you is going to cost them a lot more than giving you what you want.

>>38540433
I wish I could support this RM somehow so he could hire a real Jew.

>>38540587
Tweet his RM and have him set up a Bitcoin or Monero address and send him crypto

>>38540684
I'm an unmarried career fujo and I only have real money.

>>38540735
are you short and stacked? asking for a friend

>>38540735
Hi, I'm that guy's friend

>>38540775
>>38540833
No. Vesper prefers tall and flat, so I know neither of you are him. I am not interested in anyone or anything but Vesper.

>>38540969
Surely that would make you a yume not a fujo...?

>>38540969
based sister

>>38540969
how is my friend supposed to spend all of these crypto billions if all the christmas cakes are tall and flat god damnit

>>38540969
That's fair. I hope we both get to fuck our oshis.

>>38541028
There is some overlap in this venn diagram. Most yumes have some fujo tendencies.

There are men I want to marry, and men who I think should marry each other.

>>38539629
It wasn't real you thread believing retard. Go ask /stars/

Hope he's well but I also hope he never comes back and Stars crumbles with him

>>38540969
Truly I am his friend I even collabed with him before on RM please believe me

I'm just thankful we have it all worked out. When they said nothing, /vt/ spoke up.

He's the real father of veibae's baby but was going to skip out on child support until Iron Mouse told Mori and Mori told management. Kronii and Ina are in shambles. He was suspended while Yagoo takes responsibility.

They want to make the old man get his balls tied up or some Japanese nonsense. He's refusing and is now on the run.

This is just what I heard anyways.

>>38543166
>They want to make the old man get his balls tied up or some Japanese nonsense. He's refusing and is now on the run.
This has to be a rrat, everyone knows that all homostars are castrated as part of the pre-debut induction process.

my current rrat is that he's waiting for cover corp to assign him a new manager

>>38540735
Just ask him how you wanna give him money
>>38540969
His RM said something different

>>38543325
That was only Aruran (old man) but he got his balls back with his Lazarus Pit Rejuvenation

>>38525473
>>38526079
he's fine guys he's a vampire

>>38543822
>>38526299

>>38527900
>Maybe /vt/ should make its own agency.
It's called FlaVR

Hes got a punchable face

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1600699162013896704