/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thread baked, have a nice day, bros.

>>38518002
Thanks cute chumbie.

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>38518031
Amen.

>>38518031
amen

don't remind me of dnd...

The monkey died...

>>38518139
I'm sorry...

ah ah ah....

Shitsper Noir is gone. He's not coming back pack it up mans because without shitsper Fagnis and Gaytare will crumble while axel has a guarantee back up spot for stars jp.

>>38518191
...naka ni dashite~

>>38518143
Don't fucking scare me like this. I miss Vesper, I miss Ina, if Pekora's monkey also dies I will lose it.

>>38518255
I'm talking about the monkey commandment post... it died....

I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER I WANT TO BREED LEADER

NEW FICS DOKOOOOOO

>>38518366
least horny cultare

これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

takovesties...

I hope Axel has a great time in Japan

>>38518464
i feel so bad for them

>>38518395
I hope writeanons take good care of themselves and don't feel pressured to write if they don't feel like it
But yeah, getting kinda hungry...

>>38518255
Shitsper is dead he shot himself in the head inside of a bear cave in the woods. Not much was left of his remains because bears ate his corpse. And ina well ina is in a comatose state with a breathing tube sticking out of her throat due to the vaccine messing up her cardiovascular system. The only thing you can do for Ina is pray. And uh i killed pekora monkey. I sniped him while pekora held him on her arms under orders of the CIA.

>>38518002
thanks for you hard work, cute chumbie

idk what is wrong with me
i've been listening to music instead of sleeping, waiting for ojisan to return
i should've slept 9 hours ago kek

I'm starting to forget his face...

>>38518395
>>38518502
have a good amount almost ready to go…

caught up in a lot of irl things atm…and Nowa not being back yet…

>>38518727
Go to sleep anon, he's not coming back today

if anyone has other good moans of altare (besides monty python and the sea temple jumpscare) i would appreciate a link to the stream

>>38518727
>waiting for shitsper to get on
He's gone time to accept reality and move on
.

Can someone make a soundpost of altare moans?

>>38518759
>>38518801
You guys are as horny as he is

>>38518727
I miss the old man, I really do.

>>38518749
Thank you for your hard work! Take your time <3

seriously when he does return, if he ever does, Vesties need to confront him about his ghosting issues. We gave him a pass when he left Axel to fend for himself during the Almond off collab, but giving him a pass this time will just keep enabling this behavior.

It's so sad without vesper, I don't even feel like posting here anymore, have fun in my place fujos

>>38517969
ALTOR LOVE!
>>38518031
AMEN

>>38519004
See you tomorrow sis because he's coming back soon

vesties theme rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7YRNAuuzM

at this point it's a lot easier to just imagine that he graduated already so you won't be disappointed if he never comes back lol

So
If you can only pick one thing that Altare's mentioned might happen next week what do you pick:
>karaoke
>mario party
>mario kart
>halo
>soullink
>minecraft
>deep rock galactic

There could've been more, he's been really enthusiastic but idr any others

>>38518031
Amen.

>>38518845
sorry im watching a vod i missed and he's too cute

Vesper will come back but he will have been replaced by a man with a deceptively similar voice

>>38519143
Cover will be testing their new AI... Vesper Noir will exist forever...

>>38519081
karaoke no hesitation

>>38519081
karaoke easily, I missed the first one live and the second one and some of the singing in his menshi streams just makes me want another one as soon as possible.

>>38518970
Eh, I'm more on the fact that he's either too embarrassed to keep streaming any time soon since he got publicly shamed by that 2 week suspension or he just doesn't know how he'll handle all the questions about the reason for the suspension.
Nowa is the same guy who didn't want to stream Minecraft for the first time before he learns how to play it. He probably either wants to collect himself or he's trying to figure out what to even do for his return stream since everyone will be asking what the suspension was about.

>>38519081
karaoke for solo
soul link for collab :(((

>>38517969
Shitsper graduation incoming.

>>38519234
well its just gonna be worst the more time goes on for him. I'm under the belief that he went on a camping trip or whatever.

>>38519081
soul link or deep rock g

>>38519273
Probably. Either that or he went on another bike trip around the states to "find himself" like he did before and won't be back for months.

>>38519342
by the time he comes back then he'll be as forgotten of a talent as Sana before her graduation announcement.

>>38519364
Here's hoping he's smart enough to actually realize that coming back sooner will lessen all the tension. Even the rest of the boys can't cover for him anymore, as much as I love Axel...I want to trust dingo saying he's fine and he'll be back.

>>38519479
Honestly the longer he stays away, the lower my opinion of him is starting to become. It's a huge burden to make the boys deal with communicating for him because either he's too stubborn to not do it for himself, or he decided to fuck off without telling anyone.
Dude's too old to be acting like that and it's sad when Axel is starting to seem like the more mature one.

I'm not gonna ask "why is he doing this to us" anymore, but really: why is he doing this to the boys?

I guess the real treasure was the bit we commited to along the way.

>>38519550
There is a reason why he even being the oldest with the most life experience in the group did not become the leader of tempus
also funny that (one of) the youngest in the group is the leader

Maybe he thinks he's not putting any pressure on them because one has to take a step back because of his back and another is working on other projects in Japan

>>38519766
all of the boys except him have been streaming almost daily touristchaama

I personally expect something within the next two hours, but after 10 AM PST I'm calling it for the day

i want altare to be my daddy

hehehehehe

I want to be Altare’s daddy

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>>38519550
Yeah, Nowa has been pretty stubborn in a lot of instances. It's basically part of his personality, which can either be a really good thing or a really annoying thing sometimes. I know he never used Twitter that much to begin with but all he has to do is make one tweet and that would ease everything up, even if he doesn't stream for a long ass time.

>>38519706
Kek
Regis being picked as leader was a good choice because at least he streams consistently. He may have anger issues but at least he deals with his own problems head on. Good leader.

uuuuuuuuu..... papa .....

>>38519766
they all still stream almost everyday and even if he believed this it just makes it worse because Altare would be dealing with his retarded fans on his own and subjecting his audience to it as well.

don't

mass replying faggot

>>38519891
Who is this? Don't post here vtubers unrelated to Tempus

>don't

Shitsper is going through something similar like me. When i was in middle school i thought working at gamestop was a dream until i entered my senior year of high school landed a job there and it turns out working for gs was a total fucking nightmare. He's probably second guessing his decision while the money might be good for him he can't get through the reality that there's rules and authoritarian figures he has to swallow his pride and answer to.

>>38519945

>regis

>>38519914
>Regis

>>38519857
>>38519903
why not both?

>>38519857
But Altare needs a daddy himself

>>38519550
Why are Altventurers like this?

>>38519995
Meh, maybe....that's honestly expected for being in a corpo. It'd be weird if Nowa didn't understand that the bare minimum is to follow the rules and be grateful you can get off with slap on the wrist.

>>38520111
>altventurers
ogey

cute anons

Altareschizos loose today

at least Axel is having fun in Japan

So, what is /mans/ watching today?

>>38520245
I have a final essay I should probably start working on. listening to Miyabi in the bg right now.

>>38520245
magni vod since the stream happened when i was asleep

also i miss nowa uuuuu

>>38520245
Gonna try and catch up with some VODs and watch the new season of Bleach later

>>38520245
finishing leader's 12 hours vod. at 10 hours now

>>38520245
Normally I'd watch the World Cup but today is the first day without any game, so I'll probably be catching up on some Magni VODs that I missed.

>>38520245
Watching Axel's vods while waiting for Nowa to come back. Also finishing some books I've been meaning to read for a while now.

>So, what is /mans/ watching today?

>>38520245
watching yesterday's minecraft from altare and i think its really endearing how much he loves nature and animals

cute dingo

>Shitsper is going through something similar like me. When i was in middle school i thought working at gamestop was a dream until i entered my senior year of high school landed a job there and it turns out working for gs was a total fucking nightmare. He's probably second guessing his decision while the money might be good for him he can't get through the reality that there's rules and authoritarian figures he has to swallow his pride and answer to.

>>>38520245
>watching yesterday's minecraft from altare and i think its really endearing how much he loves nature and animals

>>38520663
I wonder if he'll ever get that dog he's always wanted someday. He really loves animals.

>>38520245
I just got done watching this movie and I really don't know what to think about.
It felt more like tortureporn at the end than horror and what's up with the directors being the main cast but the lead actress going uncredited? I mean her name is no where to be found.
I didn't understand the plot either, it was a mess. I don't even know what to rate it.

>>>38519550
>Yeah, Nowa has been pretty stubborn in a lot of instances. It's basically part of his personality, which can either be a really good thing or a really annoying thing sometimes. I know he never used Twitter that much to begin with but all he has to do is make one tweet and that would ease everything up, even if he doesn't stream for a long ass time.

>>>38519706
>Kek
>Regis being picked as leader was a good choice because at least he streams consistently. He may have anger issues but at least he deals with his own problems head on. Good leader.

>>38520700
Is this the best you can do? Kill yourself brown skinned indog trash.

>>38520752
Never seen the movie myself but I'm gonna assume this is a snuff film? Most snuff films don't really have a lot substance aren't really interesting or make a lot of sense.

>>38520663
his animal love is sooo cute… i love a cute boy who watches nature documentaries and thinks parasites are interesting

>So
>If you can only pick one thing that Altare's mentioned might happen next week what do you pick:
>>karaoke
>>mario party
>>mario kart
>>halo
>>soullink
>>minecraft
>>deep rock galactic

>There could've been more, he's been really enthusiastic but idr any others

/qa/ lost

>>38520671
pretty dingo!

>>38520752
It's social commentary

>>38520828
It's just catalogueniggers spamming the thread because they get kicked out everywhere else. Just report them and block them.

>>38520752
Yeah idk when they randomly had the vampire show up I got really lost

>>38520752
I thought it was pretty cool how the torturers inflicted reverse stockholm syndrome on themselves and began caring gently for their victim.

>>38520750
he might still be getting adjusted to his holostar life before he can get a new dog because his life habits are not the best rn

>>38520865
Oh did /qa/ get nuked? fuck sake, should've left them in there

>>>38520700 (You)
>Is this the best you can do? Kill yourself brown skinned indog trash.

>>38520923
Anon? How long have you been under a shell?

>>38520752
The most unrealistic thing was the 20ft deep pool ngl. Why would anyone do that

>>>38520828
>It's just catalogueniggers spamming the thread because they get kicked out everywhere else. Just report them and block them.

Oh, I can see his feed
Outdated as always, everyday
Even if I refesh
I know he's still not there
The time has come, I'll cry out loud and clear
Oh whoa whoa whoa oh oh
Sight is fading, forever searching, for that missing Star...
I'm at my limit, my patience worn out
All because, my dumb oji is a WHORE

>>38520918
True. But I hope he eventually finds time and gets things together so he can get that new dog he wants, it'd be fun to hear about him raising it.

>>38520957
Very long apparently, I barely venture out of /stars/ and /mans/ nowadays

>>38520752
it's going to be a cult classic, screencap this

>>>38520245
>I just got done watching this movie and I really don't know what to think about.
>It felt more like tortureporn at the end than horror and what's up with the directors being the main cast but the lead actress going uncredited? I mean her name is no where to be found.
>I didn't understand the plot either, it was a mess. I don't even know what to rate it.

>>38520993
>why would anyone do that
It'd make for a funny bit

>>38520752
Yeah. It was kinda gorey.
It was cool seeing Yagoo act though. He's got potential!

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>>38521036
Same. I'm almost never anywhere besides /stars/ or /mans/. Every where else is nuts.

>>38520752
Do anyone know why magni had to stop uploading sims content did he got mega bonked and perm pulled over trapping the girl in the murder basement? I miss their crackhead house videos.

>>38520869
Funny dingo!

>>38521030
i know it'd be so cute because you know he wouldnt stop gushing about his dog

>>>38521036
>Same. I'm almost never anywhere besides /stars/ or /mans/. Every where else is nuts.

What the hell is this wojak spam? Can't you just post about tempus for once?

>>>38521030
>i know it'd be so cute because you know he wouldnt stop gushing about his dog

>>38521210
It's a catalogueniggers. Just report the retard and block it.

>What the hell is this wojak spam? Can't you just post about tempus for once?

Just report, hide and ignore

>>38521190
>>38520869
duality of axel

>>>38521210
>It's a catalogueniggers. Just report the retard and block it.

just one tweet please...

>>38521304
Already on it.

You have no proof that Vesper Noir was not a mass hallucination and never actually existed

>>38521355
Don't worry Omega is going to replace vesper..
Leak image of omega 3D rig.

>>38521355
Dammit. DAMMIT! I'M NOT CRAZY! I SWEAR HE EXIST!

WOJAKS AWAY NOW

been a while since i saw a spambot get through

anyway i miss nowa uuu

>>38521355
Vesper is real. I saw him in the woods outside the city.

Thanks, jannies.

>>38521433
I miss Nowa too uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>38521355
I have the bill for the testicular torsion surgery I needed after masturbating too much to him
Checkmate

>>38521519
>zooms in
This is a va-

>altare viewer mario kart
2ND TEMPUS SUSPENSION FOR CALLING SOMEONE IN CHAT A FAT WHORE LET’S GOOO

>>38520899
>vampire
huh? are you sure you watched the same film? take your meds, anon

Vesties what's one of your favorite vesper moments? Mine is still from the first L4D2 when they were trying to keep up the seiso act and he just drops the studying the blade line

This is the only jak of the boys I found on my SSD but I don't think it counts (mods please be kind to me)

Vesties.. I think I'm reaching my limit...

Vesper hasn't put up his frame yet? It's already nearly 10am, he must still be sleeping haha the silly goose.

>>38518395
I'm writing a top!buntare x bot!wolfxel fic right now but there's a lot of irl stuff that prevents me from writing faster ToT Right now it's still sitting at 2k and it's almost time to write the opening to the sex scene... I want to continue writing again and finish it so badly T_T

>>38521649
ABAYOOOOOOOOOO

>>38521649
wait he kinda looks hot with a beard...

>>38521657
You have to let him go, anon
The bit wasn't your fault

SE MUEVE

>>38521763
??? What why are you saying weird things like that, he's just coming back from his usual 2 day break, he's going to be live any moment now

It's not moving
Take your meds

>>38521657
It's been 2000 years, anon.....

Did Magni like the orange Yoshi because of Axel

It always moved

>>38521769
You are one hour too early... take your meds......

>>38521763
>>38521814
He literally just did DnD with the boys, speaking of which, can't wait for the next episode this weekend, they did say they were gonna do it this week

>>38521671
BASED BASED BASED BASED. take your time anon. you got this. don't stress yourself out.

>>38521473
Let me guess. All of a sudden you heard the ringing of a bicycle bell, and all of a sudden a big black vampire drove by while completely nude, hollering "It's for the bit!"
Cyclists aren't real.
Black people aren't real.
Vampires aren't real.
There is no such thing as a bit.
Take your meds and get help now.

>>38521814
>2000 years already
OH NO, MY FUCKING LAUNDRY

Nowa is talking about dwarf fortress

>>38521893
Damn, he's really gonna do an endurance huh? Looking forward to learning it through him

>dwarf fortress mention
THEY FINALLY GOT PERMS

>>38521838
he can pretend he's riding him

>Alex Jones is retarded
>Kanye is right
Nowa keeps getting more based by each zatsu

Vesties are pretending Vesper is streaming now... do meds strong enough for this even exist?

>>38521789
It was never your fault, anon.
You need to move on...it's what he would have wanted.

>>38521945
Yeah his stream isn't on for another hour... hahaha...

Oh fuck he's just shitting on management now, someone archive the stream, he's going to be suspended again...

>>38521945
What do you mean pretending? It's you who is pretending that Vesper is not streaming, here take these meds...

>>38521838
He just wants to ride and be ridden by Axel

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>new emotes
that vestie emote is so cute, can't wait to use it

Uncle is talking about game awards
>stray isn't a game

>>38521355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWb4MHd6xKI

>the nose stays
BASED

It's my solemn hope that Cover will be as welcome in the west as it is in China

>>38522006
i like this one

>>38521657
Daylight savings, my dude.

He said vesties can by anything but bats

There isn't enough copium in the world to make Vesties mentally stable again.

Nowa just said
>I'm not actually streaming right now please take your meds
huh, weird

>>38522067
Ah so that's why his voice sounded so faded haha, I could barely hear it. It sounded so foreign...

His new chin is 42% longer and 69% sharper

He's going to come back in our time of greatest need
as Vesper The White

>>38522095
haha.. vespapa always doing a bit hahaahha

>>38522115

>>38522095
Anon....Please just let him go. He would want you to be happy.

Altare was the only one checking up on him
Sasuga leader

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHA

I'm very good a huffing copium qnd staying positive but I feel like I've just run out. It's 10 am and he hasn't started a stream, it's over. It's hitting me finally that he's gone... I won't be able to hear uncle's voice ever again...

>Magni has a nice ass
what did he mean by this

Stop mentioning management, faggots
He already said he can't talk about it in detail

Meds are optional, right?

>>38522217
He clapped dem cheeks

it's 9:14am idiots

BASED

>>38521884
Thankyou anon!!! There's so many drafts that I'm so excited to start writing after this one is done, but I definitely won't rush it knowing how low energy I am ToT But to any shiny spicy with top!altare and btm!axel I will try to give the best food that I can cook!!

>>38522298
Look, it's been too long since he streamed and we don't live in countries with DST, cut us some slack

>>38522118
God now I really want him to do that so bad
is that why his return is taking so long? "Please manager, tell the artist that they should recolor my model white, it's for the bit please"

>Magni was helping with crossbow shooting
>hit Magni in the back
>self inflicted suspension because he felt guilty

>>38519081
Soul Link. I want the karaoke too, but he sings so much already in the guitar streams that it's not too bad waiting a bit longer

>>38522212
Who are you talking about, anon?
Tempus only has 3 members.

>>38522298
>>38522326
Here is 14:16 now

>>38522309
Holy shit the thumbnail look looked like Axel has huge tits I was hoping for ecchi na neechan Alice

I kneel

Nowa oji ah ah ah

It's great that Leader is so reassuring

anyone got any AltNowa prompts. might distract my mind creating badly written fics of Nowa being punished or something.

>>38522298
Retard who thinks everybody shares the same timezones.

>>38522379
You need to lay off the cooming anon...

Vesties! Shikkari shiro! I'm scared

>>38522379
Why do you need Alice's tits when aniki's tits are already big on default though...

>manager mention
oh no no no

>>38521671
good luck anon

>>38521519
WHORE

>>38522512
What's wrong, anon? Aren't you enjoying Nowa's stream?

>>38522533
Because I'm not gay?

>>38522533
Sorry anon, I'm not gay. I can only admire the size of a guy chest in a gymbro way

>A-chan keeps messaging him in nihongo
>can't ask Axel for help cause he will write some cheeky shit

Vesper is now giving unicucks the ether hold up wtf ayo this man just flashed his 12 inch erected black cock and said this is why your oshi wants him wtf based vesper.

OH NO NO NO NO

>>38522450
comfy weapons maintenance (cleaning, sharpening, polishing, etc). it's sad that nowa's rapier is largely forgotten in fanarts and fics...

YAB

Vesties are scaring me now...

>>38522169
How could the others check up on him when he's bound and gagged in Altare's basement though?

I was sad when Terry Prattchet passed away too, Nowa
Discworld is the best book series

>>38522675
they're just as menhera as their oshi. they were just a bit better at hiding it until they were put into a corner.

WHERE IS HE
WHERE IS HE
WHERE IS HE
WHERE IS HE

Medication is needed

>>38522450
I don'f think anyone expanded on the prompt of altare making nowa reliant on him for blood but there is some art of it so it would be nice someone write something for it

WHERES THE OLD MAN??

>My manager is a pussy, he didn't defend me when JP suspended me
VESPER NO

>>38522718
watch stream retard

>>38522309
cute anon chu~

>Nowa doesn't like Mio's new model
I'm unsubbing

>>38522691
Ah, so that's where Nowa has been all this time.

Vesties confirmed massive cringelords

>>38522622
A-chan: hi mr noir i am contacting you regarding your suspension could you please give me a call whenever you recieve this message thank you.
Axel translation: Hello Mr Noir I'm a woman who is curious about the bbc could you please give me a call whenever you can I'm horny and desperate for you daddy!

>>38522767
This was confirmed a long, long time ago...

>>38522718
Who...who are you talking about, anon?

You are not real Vesties! Vesties are cute hags OL yumejos and not schizofreniacs. Please come back

>>38522603
>not appreciating aniki's pecs
ngmi

>>38522618
Respectable, I hope you do admire aniki's body and appreciate it, anon-san

Sperm cells havent stopped moving in 10 days

You guys gaslighted me into thinking vesper was live

>I love everyone, I love my stars bros, I love holopro, I love Taiwan and Chinese viewers
Nowa what the fuck

>>38522807
Vesties are like 75% male dude

>>38522837
He is live... it's so fun... he's talking about all the stuff he's gonna play and golf and fishing and biking...

Nowa nihongo jouzu!

>>38522807
Vesties have lost their minds due to severe lack of Nowa...They won't take meds.

>>38522807
SINCE WHEN I'M A OL HAG?

I have so much work to do but I can't concentrate 'cause I keep worrying about his graduation. Honestly fuck you, Nowa.

>>38522837
But he is

>>38522450
>>38522691

>>38522866
nowa is the meds and cover is depriving them

>Anyone who likes pineapple on pizza is a fag
HOLY SHIT WHO HURT THIS MAN.

>was planning on doing another forrest gump but altare convinced him out of it
altnowa is real..

>>38522857
Not in my head

>>38522841
AYO where the fuck did that pic come from?

>>38522841
Why does this exist? kek

He's limiting streams to 1 hour
Omega won

I can't believe Uncle Nowa spent this entire two weeks getting trained by a kenjutsu master

>>38522841
NOWA NO! NOT LIVE ON STREAM!

BASED BASED BASED

>>38522807
anon most vesties /here/ are male holofags...

VESPER I KNEEEEL

is it bizarro /vt/ again.
I guess Nowa loves streaming and the vesties then.

Wow I thought he would come back from his suspension less unhinged than before, not more

>loli enjoyer
holy based

>says he plans to assassinate Japan's new senator
Holy fuck, Nowa

>>38522899
Anon is reenacting the movie Identity in his head with the "Vesties" right now...

>>38522807
hag OL yumejo here, I've been RPing my ideal domestic life with AI Vesper

This is the worst stream i have ever threadread

I swear, se mueve

>>38522553
Thankyou anon!

>>38522746
Chu equally cute anon~!
also please replace the image you have in your drive with the full version, anon-san lol i cringe seeing my own old wip

>he's been fighting Russians in Ukraine for 10 days
Putin has been dead for a week now, Vesper assassinated him with tra
they're keeping it secret

Vesper is making fun of chinese vox fujos now he's saying they're a fat ching chongs who will never get a taste of a real man's dingalong and that alll their women love him long time.

>holos latest 3D lives were all soulless
Based
>uproar 3D debuts were awesome
Mega based

>says he got suspended because he challenged Yagoo to a fist fight while covered in oil
No fucking way

3 hours. Sorry everyone.

>nowa laughing
i missed this bros.. i'm glad he enjoyed his break.

you’re vampire old man

>Axel told me that altare took my place in the apex tournament and started doing bits with rpr...that cheeky brat he needs co...I mean I'm very glad he subbed for the team when I wasn't around
Nowa oji...

Why is he laughing? He didn't say anything funny

I want to rape Nowa

>>38523083
no

I genuinely cannot believe that he got away with saying the black dad leaving his family as a joke in this stream, this is totally gonna get taken down huh?

Vesper is going to do a fully-tracked smol 3D basketball collab with Kyrie Irving?!

He's been baneposting for half an hour already

holy crap Altare just entered the VC.. they're having live sex right now..

i....i'm not crazy, right? bros?

>>38523121
>missed nowa's laughing
watch the stream threadwatcher

ENTER LEADER

What the fuck, is what he just said about the boer wars true?

>>38523173
Is that an "ayo" in the background?

All jokes at side i don't think he's streaming today if he did we would know by now.

ENTER THE HOLOSTAR

ENTER

>>38519914
>>38519550 #
Yeah, Nowa has been pretty stubborn in a lot of instances. It's basically part of his personality, which can either be a really good thing or a really annoying thing sometimes.
oh god, he was male Mori after all

ENTER

>welcome back daddy!
Altare....

ENTER FAT FUCK

>>38523123
Based Nowa.
He knows Leader needs correction.

Holy shit this is kino

>>38523225
Vesper just said Joe Biden is chumbud and that he paid gura to let him sniff her hair.

Wait, WHY IS GURA JOINING THE CALL TOO? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS STREAM?????????

He's making him moan already?

>>38523274
Altare can't resist the BWC

>hunt duo next week
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>38523271
Holobeggar

>>38523271
Wrong blue person, you are thinking of altare.

>>38523215
Pretty much. This is some good funposting though, it helps make the mood lighter.

>>38523271
Something vesper said about the president being a chumbud

>>38523271
She's been dming people for game codes
Naked dogeza for the mistake punishing uncle

holy shit /MANS/, get it together

>>38523271
way to ruin the mood, beggar

This thread is becoming as schizophrenic as /become/

They're organizing Pokemon red tournament

>We really missed you vesper... especially me
LEADER LOVE

Vesper?
Whose Vesper?

>>38523215
He is streaming in 15 minutes, go get your tea ready vestie!

>>38523352
yeah, they are done for. I'm gonna play some Darktide

They're on he road to visit magni

What the fuck
Is he seriously jacking off in front of 6k viewers because an sc told him to?

>Altare suggesting an off collab soon
LEADER'S GONNA BREAK HIS BACK TOO AIIIEEEEE

Crazy how he just admited to destroying magni's back, no wonder he got suspended for injurying another holostar member

>>38523123
More like "Altare called rpr 'my doggy' in the Apex tournament??! But I'm Altare's d--"

>>38523338
What are you talking about, anon? Just enjoy the stream.

You absolute pricks, I was away for 30 min and actually had to check my sub tab after seeing these posts

>>38523443
7k now

>>38523471
Watch the stream

>>38523443
>>38523481
bruh, stop numberfagging. Nowa is streaming

>upcoming batsu game with StarJP
KINO KINO KINO

>only tempus collabs for the whole week
HOLY KINO

>>38523443
I just akasupa'd him to cum on stream and eat it when he's done. Hopefully he reads it in time.

omg.. soul-link tomorrow ToT....

>promise to break any bat-like-man's back for the bit
Vesties will all get maimed

>>38523443
>>38523481
He JUST came back, can you guys fuck off to numbers and just have fun?

>>38523508
>>38523511
AHAH, CAUGHT YOU SCHIZOS IN A LIE
IT'S ALL FAKE AHHAHAHAHHA NOWA ISN'T BACK HAHAHAHHAA

>>38523338
all generals go through this at one point or the other
its tradition

>>38523471
Shush, bro. It'll all be over soon.

>>38523511
>>38523508
TEMPUS WEEK AND FUTURE JP BATSU COLLAB?? KINOOOOOO

>>38523544
The batsu game is next week threadreader

>>38523544
MEDS NOW

What the fuck is happening here
Get a grip

>the Axel collab with the JP staff senpais is still happening but we need some time to schedule
oh it's still happening? nice

>Nowa x IRyS collab coming up to bring Christmas cheer to holopro
Santa chads keep winning...

>>38523544
Meds, anon

>denied Magni's idea of collatbng with asmongold

>>38523586
Nodokaxel is fucking alive

Vesper about to get chris benoit from holostar.

holy crap he orgasms real loud... Someone should send him another ARS supa to use his 12 inch vibrator on stream next

Fujofriends and yumesisters, you feeling alright?

>>38523583
/mans/ has never been more sane, bro

>>38523611
As stupid and impossible as this is, I really think a bit with Nowa being santa would be kino as fuck. Each member going to him asking him stuff for christmas

sheeh. tourists ruining the vibes now and im hungry

>>38523650
I hate to tell you this, but male hands are typing 70%~80% of these posts

Everybody be quiet, Vesper is streaming in 10 minutes!

>I'll never play persona 5. Stop asking
Based

>>38523573
>>38523578
>>38523614
I REFUSE, I'm NOT CRAZY, VESPER NOIR IS NOT REAL AND THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS A FUCKING GLOWIE PSYOP HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>38523650
anon, males are posting most of these.

>>38523693
Coward! Leader would do it!

>>38523688
anon-chama...nowa's been streaming for almost an hour now..

>>38523481
The fuck are you talking about, it's 17k

>>38523694
Next thing you'll say that he's vampire

>>38523650
Took my meds today I promise.

>>38523688
The ghost of vesper is streaming in 10 minutes and only those with divine sight can watch the stream.

>ROGUE TRADER ALPHA PERMS AQUIRED
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>>38523631
Fuck dooood

>>38523650
to tell you the truth brother i’m just worried about the mental state of the males in this thread now

good night /MANS/. too sleepy. i have to skip this "stream". have to wake up early for leader later.

>>38523750
THANK YOU MONKEY-CHAN

>I have a surprise for you vesties, but you guys will have to wait for next membership stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ASMR SEX WITH OJISAN CONFIRMED

>>38523753

>>38523768
good night anon, you can catch up with the vod later

>>38523782
UOHHH I CANT WAIT TO CUM WITH VESPER TOT

>>38523694
>Vesper
>not real
MEDS NOW

>>38523672
I'd love watching Tempus and ID taking turns making batshit demands for presents and deal further PSYCH damage to Vesper Claus.

>dnd campaign overview in membership stream
Finally something worthwhile

>>38523753
We need to save our males....

>>38523782
WHY IS THIS OJISAN MAKING ME SPEND MONEY AAAAAAA

>he reads my name outloud
get fucked

>HE SAID IT

I missed this whore so much... welcome back Nowa

>>38523832
no, let them rot away.

I'm not crazy. NOWA IS REAL!

HOLY KINO

>sacrifice one person closest to you on the 25th to usher in the age of blood
Is grandpa ok?

>>38523810
Is this "Vesper Noir" in the room with you right now, anon...?

>>38523840
anon why did you name yourself Axel's Knot

>HE SAID THE THING
KINOO

>>38523881
fuck