/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm falling in love with a ritual poster.

>>38503069
absolute shit OP
and also you still didn't update the numbers

how does coqui talk so fucking fast

Good night, and I love Layna.

>>38503098
cry about it

>>38503091
Which one?

>>38503069
Numbers for 12/6:

1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (4,800)
2: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (4,221)
3: https://twitch.tv/Nihmune (3,812)
4: https://twitch.tv/snuffy (2,569)
5: https://twitch.tv/geega (2,382)
6: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (2,035)
7: https://twitch.tv/LaynaLazar (1,827)
8: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (1,712)
9: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (1,528)
10: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (1,224)

Non-English:

1: https://twitch.tv/viichan6 (10,102) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/Maoruya (2,341) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/ZilverK (1,006) *Spanish

Notes:
>hangyeol8008 (952) *Korean was 54 away from #3

wife_dm_!

>>38503069
Coule one OP be so retarded? I guess the OP image checks out, at least

goodnight freedom bros, and have a good morning london

It saddens me to announce that, due to circumstances outside of my control, I'm currently watching MariMari_EN

>>38503296
Were you perhaps watching someone else last night?

>>38503069
Nice OC nerd

>>38503319
Yes!

>>38503277
you didn't include my kind in your post but I wish you a good night anyways, friend

>>38503366

>>38503296

Is number anon a saru anti? Why was her numbers for the asmr stream, which would have put her at number 2 or 3 for that day, never included in the numbers?

>>38503069
What big ears you have, amazing OP

>>38503271
>>38503329
>>38503478
>simple edits are no longer considered OC
or am I being trolled?

>>38503506
>muh Moriko
You didn't update the numbers you retard

>>38503506
Oh holy shit I didn't notice Alice

>>38503407
You sure he didn't put it in the next day? If not, it really wouldn't be the first time he's made a mistake, it happens. Just reply to him and he'll fix it (unless you take too long to notice I guess?).
I recall our former numbers anon also forgot someone a while back, and the current also forgot to add Snuffy a few days ago, so I had to add that manually. Coincidentally, that was the day Haruka joined VShojo so I didn't have to scramble to find out who the 10th person in the list would be after removing her

>>38503069
That bat bitch better never say "huh?"

>>38503535
I just copied the numbers from the last one and didn't saw any new numbers, blame the last OP

>>38503407
Yeah, looks like she should've been included at number 3 for 12/5 with 3,846 AVG, bumping Dya off the list. Oh well...

>>38503604
>numbers anon is a Saru anti and Dya enjoyer
fitting

hop on darktide oomfies

>>38503582
>didn't saw

>>38503679
I can jack off to this but they should be having sex instead

>>38503669
kek I'm not him, I'm one of the old backup numbers anons

>>38503679
wait, since when do we have a Hina card?

>>38503679
>Mint actively tweeting at some trainsperg about a trains game
I love how much of a massive nerd she is desu

>>38503669
Shut up nigger. I've had to remind Numbers anon about Anny's CCV more than once, and I've not made it an international incident like a faggot

Probably no filian alt stream tonight. Serves me right for becoming a smacker

I LOVE VEENER

mal-buss

>>38503875
Nyatasha Nyanners sits alone at a two seat dinnette set. A window open her cats chirp back at the birds near the windowsill. A TV is on playing a Direct TV music channel, loud enough to hear, not loud enough to process or enjoy.

She stares at her freshly DoorDashed tempura chicken. A phone with silent notifications ping endlessly, it sits next to her styrofoam containers. A half filled hyrdoflask quietly flanks and condensates on the opposite side.

Her heart rate has been raised above 90. Consistently elevating every moment she's been awake this day. Full of rage. She lurches over, face close to recently fried food. Hands pressed hard against the sides of the small table. She screams loud and long, until hoarse.

Her hands move to the front of the table she sits at nearly pushing the front two legs of the chair she sits in off the ground. Her brow lowers flattening her gaze forward, scanning the rooms she sees before her. Her mouth pressed flat furrowing down, angry. A small muscle spasm creeps at the corners of her lips and eyes. Signifying.

The entryway to her apartment catches her gaze. Pictures align against the room divisions. A picture of her with her family, young. A picture with her friends, at a con, before. Smiling in it in a way she can't understand currently. A marginal table beneath, weathered after several moves.

Upon it: an aloe plant with brown tips. The cats have likely bitten into it previously. A small collection of wristband aligned neatly. A flat and long old style sake cup she received as a gift. In the cup the contents are loose change, less than three dollars. Seven crumpled and unfaced dollar bills. A USB drive, the contents forgotten. Keys, on a lanyard, one charm, another gift.

Her vision shifts to the door. A fractional amount of false hallway light gleams through the peephole. She looks at it. Her face curls further down.

Her two cats hide under her love seat unsure of their owner's next move. Their backs are arched and claws dug in. They mew softly and afraid.

This is Tuesday, August 31st. 2021. And Nyatasha Nyanners sits alone.

>CET schedule
12pm Bean yoshis island
4pm Olivia new game hasn't decided what yet
4pm milky chatting and Christmas videos
7pm shondo South park
8pm lucy ffxiv
8pm tanya monster hunter
9pm Saru usualy, her sleep seems wierd today so small chance she cancels due to being tired or something, probably calisto protocol, maybe jump king
10pm Vienna lol tournament (unsure if she's streaming it, or doing some chatting before it)
off: nina, squ (I think, going to dentist)

>>38503941
happy that pink cat found a nice stud to breed her so that this doesn't have to happen again

>>38503941
I'm not a big pink cat enjoyer, is this referencing something?

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>Watching groomergator
>They actually unironically dislike filian.
what the hell?

>>38503797
we don't, this shit's from a discord or something, nobody's posted the card

kys

>>38504291
She does his content but better

>>38504204
just an old vsj effortpost

>>38504299
can someone tell her I REALLY want to fuck her so that she makes the guy release the card

>>38504204
I don't know if it's related but that's the day arcadum got canceled. She probably did a sad alt stream

>>38503703
I wish I had a computer that could run KK

>>38504335
Projekt Melody stands in a doorframe, one hand wrapped around a commercial sized trash bag the other balancing herself on the side jamb of the door. Over her ears are a pair of Sony DJ monitoring head phones from the 90s. The model number on the side often alludes her, but, she always takes them off when people ask her what she uses day to day and recommends them highly. Noting that she replaced the ear cups with 'something memory foam' and wrapped in 'some sort of purple breathable gamer chair fabric'. She feels this is special bit of secret tech that she references to people to seem like she's more in the know than she is.

Connected to the headphones is, and you'd never guess, a minidisc player. Loaded with podcasts. She remembers buying it after her 3rd or 4th cashout, she thought at the time and to a local friend "I feel like all these hipster-beard-moustache guys are all buying cassettes again. Mostly to get the vaporwave albums that only come out on tape for whatever reason. And what was the slightly more modern version of those back when I was little?" And when she got home looked it up and found it, a minidisc. This too was a Sony brand one she had bought. Not for any sort of brand loyalty, the one on eBay that she had found had the box and a multitude of attachments and blank discs. 74 minutes and 80 minutes respectfully. Most sealed and never used. After some research she learned she could throw MP3s on it and then did. Liking the concept of making "SUPER FUTURE MIXTAPES" as she once put it to a different friend. With a knowing wink and nod and a half scoff and half chuckle.

And at first she did make a few mostly for driving around, the machine plugged into the AUX port of her car, but, today, in her home and in her ear, a podcast. This one currently playing is about the "Gentleman's Agreement" in the Japanese Domestic Market. They call it JDM a lot in the podcast, she had heard that term previously, but, it didn't really click until listening to this particular podcast. And it mostly just made her reflect that she is, or at least her likeness is boldly wrapped upon some JDM car. She doesn't remember the make or model. Just that it is. And that type of thing is called itasha. Anime girls all over a car, and that her professional life is that of an anime girl.

Shifting her trash bag filled hand to the ground, releasing the weight of her home's refuge from her slender arms onto the floor. She ponders this briefly. The other hand brushes her bangs aside slightly removing some sweat drops accumulating on her smooth, assuming blemish free brow. She hasn't looked into the mirror today. So, she can't know for sure.

She wipes the sweat from her palm onto her leggings. Capri cut with a pocket in which her minidisc rest. Black and green, a chevron pattern pointing down the front to her feet and the floor. She recalls the lengths she had to go to find them, in good quality, with a pocket. She remembers the struggle for a pair with a pocket.

Ladies always struggle for a functional pocket.

Her weight shifts on the balls of her feet, upon them a pair of flip flops made from recycled yoga mats. She notes some pain in her shins, it feels as though she has been standing all day. Like when she worked, in a different life. She recalls time in the local studios, doing all the positions she now does at home. But, minus the hot yoga part of it. A different friend clued her into it being terrible for your body. Not the yoga, the hot part. So she does it at home, in the living room, on her expensive grip mat, recalling wanting to buy the cheap ones, but, her feet just keep slipping off of them. A dumb moon and stars pattern on it. "I'm such a basic bitch." she scowled to herself internally at purchase. $110 plus whatever the tax was.

Whore redebut should be fun

>>38504424
Running her hand down her leg she reaches down to adjust the flip flop further back down her foot, rather than just curling her foot and pressing it against the floor. Leaning down, she observes her oversized reuseable canvas grocery bag, printed on it the style of the whole foods logo it reads: "WHORE FOODS". A christmas present from one of the girls she knows online, from the 'other place' she works. She smiles sweetly at it remembering opening way before the 25th and squeeing at it and sending her a very gracious voicemail an hour or two later. She only used it a couple times at the local farmer's market, as a test of bravery to herself. Retiring it to the doorknob in which it now sits. Too many people asked too many questions about it, questions she was running out of ways in her head to dance around to the uninitiated. Questions that would lead to more questions and thus more questions.

Her attempt to adjust her shoe leads to a squat, the right half of her butt resting on her calf, foot flat on the floor putting the majority of the weight on that side. The other foot and calf arched up, unable to fully squat flat. "Something to work on soon, maybe, someday. When I have some spare time and some motivation", she thinks. Resting for a moment, she looses the garbage bag from her hand completely from her grasp and onto the floor.

Committed to this micro break, she survails the room, thinking of what she needs to clean up and out of her work space. A tidy bundle of wires trails underneath her current perch and out the room. Towards the room the cables lead to a mess of cabling belonging to the most obsessive compulsive rat. A sequence of computers line the left wall, one for this thing, the other for that thing. An older one pressed into a corner she's yet to repurpose for something yet. A desk and office chair marked out with reflective tape. The rest of the room marked out similar. Here are the boundaries of which I exist, a thought she's had in lower moments. A pile of framed pictures and plaques lean underneath a window with blackout curtains draped. A YouTube plaque in front with her name, not her name, at the front.

Little light or image ever escapes this room other than what comes through the computer. A garbage can under the desk, in it an old plastic grocery bag, within that loose snack wrappers and aluminum cans. The actual reason for her being in here. A clear black on black with black straw water cup sits along side her desk the opposite of her mouse on a glass coaster from some Vegas nightclub, that's she never been to and no longer exists, beneath it.

Around the room there is a more things connected, the rigging, the lights, phones in a pile. A safe, documents and cash contained within. How much? She doesn't remember. A small plastic set of bins on plastic wheels sits idly, several clean gray towels neatly folded on top.

She knows exactly what is in the those bins. And where everything is contained within.

She sighs deeply, exhaling through her mouth, an exasperated frown appears, but only just briefly, reconstructing itself into a neutral flat face. Breathing in through her nose, she notices the smell of the room. Sterile, a heavy bleach scent across the hardwood and drywall mixture of the room. But, something else as well. A smell she can't quite place, like a almost fully decontaminated locker room. Or some lab she remembers being in, at a hospital, far from where she lives now.

It's her smell and disinfectant and previous scrubbings of the room she just couldn't get quite right. Or quite aired out. No one would notice but her, but, it's just her and she notices.

Her face begins to pucker and her hands move instinctively up to and upon her face. Tears well up and fall underneath the hands pressed tight against her face. A slight whimper fills the not empty but still empty room. The tears filling her hand and draining beneath her palms onto the floor below her. As "Melody" kneels in a doorway.

>>38504466
she's redebuting?

>>38504514

Saru gave me a braids fetish

>>38504591
oh so that's her? interesting
I've been asking the past 3 threads who that was and no one answered

>>38504291
I'll take any and all clips or timestamps you come across of them shit talking Filian, for posterity

>>38504617
Yeah, should be fun

>>38504628
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1672393977?t=5h32m43s

Just caught up on the Reiyu drunk talk, I wish i had a collage drunkard to take advantage off

>>38504698
>Layna defends these people

>>38504698
Actualy obsessed

>>38504698
kek this shit really is pathetic, look at all those drones in chat taking part in the 2 minutes hate, bizarre
>>38504740
I wonder about that, haven't seen her say much about them recently

I hecking love going through the same exact timeloop for the third time in a day

>>38504964
I don't see you calling horny posts timeloops

>>38504964

>>38505020
hot

>>38504698
I don't see why anyone would dislike filian. She's a lovely girl.

>>38505020
lel

>>38505032
I want to rape the hyperactivity out of her.

>>38504740
Layna just wants everyone to be friends, she was probably the type who cried because the nerds and stacies didn't get along. Which is a nice thought but maybe not always realistic.

>>38503197
>hangyeol8008 (952) *Korean was 54 away from #3
Shit. Well she was getting close there. If only her mic didn't break mid-set I could have seen her maintain a good 1k CCV.

>>38505080
No. filian is meant to be loved unconditionally even if she calls me a simp for it.

>>38505032
you need to make the sarcasm in posts like these more obvious anon, otherwise her viewers will think you're being serious

She's made it bros

>>38505307
saying gamer words truly paid off in the end

>>38505307
who raided

>>38505208
Then she needs to grow up

>>38505324
it always does. all publicity is good publicity, you just have to ride it out

>>38504698
>drone spam of "fillan emote check"
>few dozen people asking what's their problem with her ignored
every single time

>>38505335
She got raided by 2 people at the same time CallieCallico and PastaroniRavioli

>>38505307
Is she on the front page for that retro games week?

>>38504291
>>38504628
>>38504698
really glad i watch vtubers so I dont have to care about your dumb fleshtuber drama

>>38505386
and callie was raided by coqui who was raided by nyan

Mari talking about her panties and ass during shitting

>>38505208
No, she just wants to leech from everybody, she thought she could get views from using mutes, but that failed so she distanced herself.

>>38505421
>>38505421
I have no idea how you thought that post made any sense, but I'm happy for you

>>38505421
don't worry anon they'll make sure to remind you by repeatedly bringing it up for the next 10 threads

>>38505430
It's interesting how far some of those passed out viewers travel

>>38505469
it keeps going, nyan was raided by cdawg who was raided by mouse who was raided by shylily

>>38505469
I mean, I have been guilty of falling asleep while my computer is on and finding myself 5 raids deep

>>38505469
I've always wondered what's the rate on those "inactive" raiders. I assume that most of the raiders are actual active people so I figure there shouldn't be that many people who slept with the stream on

>>38505502
>some poor womper wakes up to mari uohing
harrowing

>>38505502
Trickle down theory is real

a collection of Olivia eyes

Anyone ever watched this titty monster?

>>38505840
no but I'm interested, please shill her properly

no Vienna POV tonight on the tournament

>>38505861
so literally no reason to watch it

What ethnicity is my backup Oshi?
https://twitter.com/Trickywii/status/1598686572844666880

>>38505883
I'll still be there supporting my future wife

Also I kind of enjoy watching league so..

https://twitter.com/Lumituber/status/1600414811233259521
Sad news for Lumi today.

>>38505898
Isn't she Egyptian or something?

>>38505898
Looks Latina or Middle Eastern

>>38505898

>>38505898
She larps as egyptian but she is your classic american mix of white, mexican, arab

>>38505913
damn that sucks

i've found a sheep and she's singing right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h4kGYNwfY

>>38506009
Mystery meat KEK

>>38506096
ngl she won the mutt lottery because she is SEXOO

Any Geega goslings here

>>38506096
Every week is mystery meat

>>38506130
she's kinda ugly

>>38506160
you're kinda ugly

>>38506142
reporting in

>>38506175
I am, not sure what relevance that has though

>>38506091

>>38506142
They exist?

>>38506130
She's like a minor case of butterface, but she makes the best of it, and that's about all you can do speaking as someone who's not closer to Quasimodo than Brad Pitt.

Speaking of Tricky, though, what's up with the way she speaks? It's charming, but a little hard to make out sometimes. I'm pretty sure she's from the southern US, but even with that her speech pattern's really interesting.
Also, how would you describe her voice? As a filthy Euro who's ETL (English Third Language) and autistic, I really don't have the vocabulary for it.
There's a certain quality to it that really cuts through, but it's distinctly different from, say, the stereotype Tomboy Rasp.

>>38505856
I only ever saw her play Rimworld, strategy games and rougelikes, she plays a lot of games
https://www.twitch.tv/cerisevt

>>38506142
Not a Geega gosling, but I think she's very cute and worth turning into a mother

>>38506160
Nah, but she does use a lot of makeup and filters, she was probably really hot in her 20s though

>>38506393
she's got one of them weirdo accents, probably lives/grew up around ESLs

going to ruin my sleep schedule for this one lads

>>38506501
for which one?

>>38506519
i'm retarded and didn't attach the image. she'll be cute playing this desu

>>38506546
I never tried getting into that autism simulator but maybe she'll like it

>>38505898
Is Tricki's pussy brown

>>38506674
The version of it that has a real UI came out, which is why a lot of people are jumping onto it

>>38506674
She has some kind of autism anyway oomfie she’ll love it

>>38506546
>>38506674
If she's really that autistic and likes trains does she ever play open transport tycoon deluxe?

WHAT IS AN OOMFIE?

>>38506773
not this timeloop again

>>38506674
I knew people who loved it, and had great stories about what happened in the game due to it's randomness, but it was always pretty daunting to look at.

>>38506773
You, oomfie!

>>38506680
Is yours?

>>38505861
I'll find it just like i did for omega strikers

Sisters, I have a confession. I really fucking love vtuber drama.
>Saruei vs Artists 10/10
>Vei vs Shylily 10/10
>Layna vs Bunny 10/10
>Filian vs 2views 7/10
>Senz fists vs Bao 6/10
>Filian vs Vei's accent 6/10
>Filian vs Groomergator 5/10

>>38506773
it's a woman thing

>>38506866
I thought the Senz stuff was only memes though?

>>38506916
it is

>>38506916
Maybe, though the whole twitch con intervention thing might have lent some credibility to Senz being a scumbag

>>38506867
ty gamer

>>38506866
>Whore clan vs Other indies at TwitchCon 10/10

>>38506866
>bao can't even have entertaining drama
When will she quit

>>38506866
>Saruei vs Artists 10/10
As an artist I literally don't care about this. In fact Mori just did a contest recently that had the exact same rules and no one gave a shit.

>>38507043
Frogs own mods made it worse that it had to be

>>38507043
the problem wasn't the rules, the problem was how she carried it and how she acted after being called out + her mods making it all worse AND her doubling down instead of saying that her mods fucked up

>>38507043
omg stfu

>>38506866
>Filian vs Vei's accent
this sounds made up

>>38507160
it's not, it's from the time Filian used to actively shit on vtubers in general
she basically made a jab at Vei implying she faked her accent

>>38507092
I suppose on the plus side she has now distanced herself from the mod who caused all the problems (in an official capacity at least, I've seen anons claim they are still friends)

>>38507160
It's real but it's a 2/10 at best. Someone probably has the clip. It was very short lived.

>>38507179
But she does fake her accent

>>38507214
no one cares filian

>>38507179
Was she still in the gator's crab bucket then?

>>38507196
I mean I don't watch her and haven't really done so for longer than a single stream, but from what anons have said here she did drastically change how she acted after that whole incident (which was overshadowed by the Layna/Bunny drama anyways)

>>38506773

>>38507233
don't think so, I recall the clip being from some random solo VRC stream
also like >>38507200 said it was pretty meaningless, it was a jab nonchalantly thrown out mid stream, she didn't really dwell on it or elaborate and I doubt Vei herself has ever even seen it so nothing really came from it

>>38507179
I'm now a Filian anti

>>38507316
Henemimi and Mint's reach must not be underestimated. They will come for your oshi and she WILL start saying oomfie. It is inevitable.

Mari is a very entertaining streamer.

>>38506866
Honestly, in comparison to vtuber drama globally, it feels like a lot of /lig/ related drama is relatively petty, I mean consider:
>In the ES scene some vtuber gets caught grooming/fucking minors
>In the JP scene, Yozakura Tama destroying .LIVE and then reincarnating as Sio, only to be found out and get 10k+ dislikes on her stream live.
>Companies constantly going under in the ID scene.
>KR schizos literally blackmailing vtubers live on their streams, vtuber company owners breaking into the house of their talents, other assorted insanity.
I mean, compared to that /lig/ and EN drama in general is relatively tame. It's respectable in that regard, really.

>>38506773
It’s a “cute” way to say “one of my followers”

>>38507481
Anons here really don't see the joys of the board

>>38507481
at least tell me that first ES one was a female

>>38503407
Just remind me and I’ll add them in, it happens. SullyGnome marks chuubas as online when they’re not and it confuses the bot

>>38507420
The most dangerous vtubers.

>>38507481
yeah I feel like the only one that comes anywhere close to anything you mentioned is the Bunny drama, and even then it's still a stretch

>>38507513
>>38438953

>>38507529
Fujoshi are not to be underestimated.

>>38507553
hot

>>38507585
Only Mimi is a fujo though

>>38506423
that's a guy

>>38507591
Why doesn't fillian like rofl? Can someone give me a detailed breakdown of what happened?

>>38507719
I have no idea who Rofl is and only know Fillian by name, sorry oomfie.

>>38507591
Mint isn't a fujo? I'm shocked. Every other vtuber she knows is.

>>38507719
please do your fucking archive reps
it's not even hard to find info on this

>>38507735
Her explanation is that she prefers to self-insert and therefore yaoi does nothing for her.

Stream todae

>>38507847
shondo dnager

>>38507765
Ah.. hah. I knew a couple of people who were deep fujos, had doughnut steels male characters they wrote their smut about, ended up going FtM.

>>38507481
>>In the ES scene some vtuber gets caught grooming/fucking minors
Milky.....

>>38507510
I just wanted to give anons here a sense of perspective. For some reason there are posters here that decry /lig/ as den of schizos of the highest order, when actually this thread is relatively calm all things considered.

>>38507883
I know someone like that IRL, and they're completely fucked in the head.
Call it AAP I suppose, AutoAndroPhilia

>>38507901
>there are posters here that decry /lig/ as den of schizos of the highest order
I don't think I've seen anyone ever claim this
I know some anons say there are days where the general is especially shitty or spergy and even I've said this at times before but I never once came anywhere close to believing we had the worst people possible on the board

>>38503104
Latina from New Jersey. Please understand.

>>38507713
even better

Goddamn Mari sucks at this

>>38507979
based unabashed homo

>>38507964
>I don't think I've seen anyone ever claim this
Some fag in vsj is trying to start thread war between us claiming we hate Haruka now

>>38507983
kek

>>38507883
Makes sense. Mint has definitely given the impression she's bisexual with a strong preference for other women, which seems to be par the course for most vtubers.

filian is based

>>38508005
yeah I've seen that, he keeps posting the same thing every thread but I don't think he's fooling anyone
especially when during one of his arguments he was claiming that literally everyone here hated VShojo and Geega, and while that argument was happening over there we had a number of people discussing her debut here

>>38507539
True.
It's hard not to become desensitized to drama when you've seen shit orders of magnitude worse before that subsequent drama just feels mundane by comparison.

>>38508089
cum edit doko

>>38508044
all vtubers play up bi card because it's "hot".

>>38507880
SCP-7439 has breached containment. Cell microphones picked up the following vocalisations made by the subject before the cell was breached.

Begin audio transmission: "HE STOPPED FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER AND REPLACED MY OSHI MARKS WITH ANOTHER VTUBER!!!!!"

>>38508130
editanon clearly left the cum task up to (You)

>>38508131
She's talked about dating way more women than men in her lifetime, so I don't think its really played up

>>38508174
I lack the skill

>>38508188
anons refuse to believe any of it is true unless they have 10 million pieces of evidence and multiple eyewitnesses to prove that they dated women
just saying "I dated a guy once before" is more than enough tho

>>38508201
I meant that you're supposed to cum on the image

>>38508312
I know.ED

>>38508350
I feel you anon, I have it too, but you should still be able to get it up with some effort and insistence, no? Unless your case is really that severe.

>>38508201
cum splash asset packs are like $20 each on anistock. i bought a few on discount last year and get a lot of mileage out of them

>>38508409
are those actually genuinely useful for art? I always figured they'd look out of place 99% of the time because of art style mismatch, same for brushes of the sort

Why isn't Rindo on here?
She's a cute dork

>>38508403
>>38508350
That makes three of us, what the fuck is wrong with /lig/?

>>38508469
as long as you match the rope thickness to the line thickness it looks good. a lot of amateurs use thick juicy ropes with fine line art and it looks terrible

this was kinda interesting
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1600293029926948864

>>38508558
who?

>>38508627
She doesn't get any discussion but she's technically /lig/, I found her when I was first getting into Twitch chuubas but never really watched her much. She did this pretty cute thing with Haruka and Shino last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xn1w-31Qbg

>>38508558
Isn't more discussed in /tsunX/ as ex-Tsunderia Honestly considering everything that company's been through I have no idea how it's still standing.

>>38508130
pretty bad, but will have to do for a couple minute edit

Good morning I love my oshi and her friends!
https://files.catbox.moe/fsyhww.mp4

>>38508553
I don't know about you two but in my case I'm pretty positive it's because I used to do prone masturbation for more than a decade before finding out it was problematic. even then I can still get hard with little effort nowadays, but if I stop stimulation I basically completely lose my boner in like 20 seconds

>>38508558
not even the first time this has happened with a vtuber, right? think I remember hearing something about a holo going through the same thing

>>38508558
>not owning industrial packing machinery to put the tag inside sealed items
Amateur. Also usually thwarted by having a P.O. Box and only checking it once a quarter

>>38508753
whos the pikachu?

>>38508753
nice

>>38508558
About time western vtubers realized PO boxes are horrible idea

>>38508753
I should lewd Inis, too

>>38508558
Not gonna lie, thats kinda fucked up

>>38508753
your oshi is cute but I like abigail's jiggly tits more

>>38508815
I'm not sure what prone masturbation is, but I'm in the same boat as you otherwise, so that might be it
Am I just fucked forever?

>>38508895
pinis

>>38508895
it's inis

>>38508753
very nice

>>38508922
She kinda invited it by always taking about stalking regulars down to LinkedIn history. Guy was probably trying to “impress” her in a fucked up way, not knowing she has an alt for rl shit she gives to her real viewer circle.
Her rtx tits are bigger than any confirmed ligger and she’s a viet rail.

>>38508910
it scares me that Filian mentioned being in the process of setting up PO box.

>>38508753
These dance animations remind me of watching crunchy MMD videos back in the day.

https://twitter.com/LaynaLazar/status/1600449871873331200
Turns out ugly crying is upgraded with face piercings

>>38508910
With as much package theft that happens P.O. Boxes are almost a necessity, but they shouldn’t be public for streamers

I dont think this was posted yet, if it was i missed it as i dont read every /lig/ thread anymore as this thread got too fast, but have the grimmi schedule for this week.

>>38509159
she read the thread and got upset because she was defending the groomer and he is being mean to Filian. Now Layna is afraid Filian won't like her anymore.

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
Vivi playing Banjo-Kazooie with her autistic friend

>>38508753
The Inis model is really 10/10
Whichever anon made it did a great job

>>38509252
>reading this garbage everyone posts
>he doesn't just ctrl+f his oshi and go next

>>38509320
huh, just noticed kk card archive anon hasn't added that or the jaiden card, nor has he moved haruka's cards yet. well, I'm sure he'll turn up soon.

>>38509146
these are MMD animations

>>38508926
prone masturbation is instead of jacking it like a normal person, you lay down on your stomach and then use your hand to apply pressure into your cock by pressing it against your groin. also applies if you do the reverse and basically just rub your erect cock into whatever surface you're lying down on. if you did that then I think you can be potentially fucked forever because it apparently can fuck up your nerve endings. honestly unironically it's better to go see a doctor for this shit even if it doesn't seem like it matters much

>>38509391
I never read /lig/ for that, i just read old threads when i was live recording some liggers/indie vtubers to see if a vod was needed but i stopped doing that when the thread got too fast and people started recording stuff themselves.

Vt and broken cocks, name a more iconic duo

>>38509499
lol you really out there gettin off by humpin a pillow, oomfie? damn

>>38509450
Oh. I thought it was something else.

>>38509146
>>>/wsg/4863414

>>38509668
not quite, I used to do it by applying pressure with my hand instead, but yeah. I know it sounds retarded but that's how my first masturbation session went (it was the usual kind of accidental discovery when very young) and ever since I was a young lad I've been doing that because well, it's how I taught myself how to do it
obviously I saw people in porn doing it properly and every friend of mine also described the proper way of doing it but it never struck me as strange until I was like 20. I do jack off normally nowadays but like I said I'm unable of keeping an erection for even a minute if I stop touching myself no matter how aroused I am

>>38509843 (me)
woops. meant for >>38508753

>>38509499
>>38509868
shit bro, you're making me remember some of the first ways I did it and I'm glad I didn't keep that up

>>38509205
>With as much package theft that happens
Sorry i live in europe and if courier doesnt hand the package to you personaly they take it to the nearest post office or try to deliver it again
I cant understand why it's normal in NA for couriers to just leave packages in the open
PO boxes are nice when you're at work durring delivery hours tho

>>38509868
>I'm unable of keeping an erection for even a minute if I stop touching myself
tfw i have a broken dick and i didnt know, I used to do that shit as a kid, fuck

How old are you brokedicks?

>>38510085
Exactly 2 years old than you, start worrying anon.

>>38510278
My dick started breaking at exactly the same age. Wild how that works.

>>38510085
24
not like it matters anyways, I'm never having sex

>>38506866
Why won’t anyone try to cancel my oshi yet? She constantly says controversial things and shits on a variety of people and on top of that is a lolicon. You fuckers have it too good.

>>38510085
what is a brokedick?

>>38503069
Please keep putting bat in the OP, I like her.

>>38510517
I made this post

>>38510542
everyone loves Pikamee anon, no one's gonna cancel her

>>38510598
But my oshi isn’t Pikamee…

>>38510542
Controversy is good, being boring is the killer.

>>38510598
What controversial things has Pikamee ever said?

>>38510542
that reminds me, Leaf was going on about being cancelled earlier and while I know she's certainly said some spicy things I've never seen any cancellation attempt, though I haven't looked for one either

>>38510855
Where is my leaf/Olivia gun range stream.

Imagine shondo pushing over and expensive vase right in front of you then laughing that bratty laugh of hers when she sees you get angry

>>38510517
bruh youre young why are you acting like a 30 year old virgin. they are the ones with no hope

>>38509122
>rtx tits are bigger than any confirmed ligger
you cant just make claims like that...

>>38510992
>Imagine shondo pushing over and expensive vase right in front of you then laughing that bratty laugh of hers when she sees you get angry
She does that because she wants to get grabbed by the neck and have her face dragged across the shards on the floor.

>>38510517
Embrace stoicism, once you realise that worrying about being an eternal virgin doesn't change anything you are finally free.

>>38511520
But it is definitively the best thing ever

>Coqui cracks a tooth and goes to the dentist
>he tells her he’s going to “fill her hole” with a “bovine injection”
Between this and her last experience, it’s no wonder she likes going to the dentist so much.

>>38497268
>>38503434 (me)
For the anon that was asking about the grimmi vod that got deleted and that i talked to ealier in /vsj+/, i talked to her editor and will send them the Vod and they will edit what needs to be edited out of the second vod so its safe to share as i mentioned in /vsj+/ i cant make sure the second vod is safe to share and get it up her vod channel in due time, so the vod wont be lost forever.

Im just doing it that way to make sure there isnt any personaly information on the vod (as i do with every vod i share) as thats why she usually deletes her vods, So i leave it up to her editor as he can directly talk to her why it got nuked and remove what needs to be removed (i talked to them before when i helped out with a vod and they do a good job of managing her vod channel).

Thats one reason my grimmi archive is completely private as its hard to find out why indie vods where deleted unlike big vtuber like nyan or vshojo and i cant watch her live as she streams at 4am my time which was another reason for me to start recording her as she didnt publish her vods in the past.

what do i do if i like vtubers but im afraid of women? advice?

>>38512315
you need to rape your fears

>>38512315
Face your fears, touch a woman.

>>38511520
I've done that already, but coming to terms with the fact that my dick is functionally broken forever was still a bit difficult. I suppose it's not all that bad since I'm bi and willing to have sex in a different manner, but the point still stands

That funny German bean should, uhhh, marry me. As a joke.

>>38512123
>bovine injection
What did he mean by this?

ive recently started going to male threads to harass the fujos. what are you guys doing in your spare time?

>>38512298
Thanks

>>38512689
sleep, jack off, or watch other chuubas. Sometimes make OC. Haven't played vidya in a while, might try picking something up again.

>I wish my Oshi would notice me

Okay
*stalks your Twitter account*

>>38508558
but /lig/ told me this would never happen unless you were holo big and had a Japanese fanbase

>>38510085
I just turned 29 today

cvnka
https://www.twitch.tv/cvnka

Saru, If you want to take an extra day off this week, today would work great for me. I'll still watch if you stream today but it's going to be hard.

>>38512569
In a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, Homer, hosting a cookout, offers Dr. Hibbert a hotdog saying, "I've got the prescription for you, doctor: another hot beef injection"

>>38513124
>adopted two new kittens
oh no

>>38513585
RIP lil niggas

>>38513585
those kittens? yeah, me and me

>>38513647
enjoy i guess

>>38513585
>oh no
wut
is she chinese? is she gonna eat them?

>>38513585
that bitch

>>38503069
sex bat

My wife is streaming

>>38510952
dear lord please do not give Olivia a gun

>>38510952
Don't give Oli's brother ideas

im so sick of olivia eye edits and damascus

>>38513855
>Yoshi's Island
>morning beans
now thats comfy

>>38513942
>brings up both out of nowhere
HAHAHAHAHA.jpg

was prompted by posts about both in this thread

>>38513942
The prophecy comes to fruition no matter the cost

>>38513942
I usually wouldn't mind the olivia edits but since last week they've been kinda run into the ground by a single anon that just shoves it literally anywhere with barely any effort
kind of beats the point if you edit it into every single thing posted in the thread

>>38514284
I want Nemu to fucking kill that annoying bitch of a man.

As a D-man fan, I love it when you guys show off the real estate you've given him.

>>38514363
Nemu could not kill a dead ant without falling terminally ill

>>38514313
agreed, I think its still funny when it pops up unexpectedly but there's no surprising with it anymore and its being confounded by the fact that a lot more anons are watching/discussing Olivia lately so her timeslot is just getting overrun with lazy eye posts

>>38514284
Why is he missing an eyebrow

>>38513900
>>38513866
You both know you want to see it

>shoto joins amogus vr lobby
>immediately goes to flirt with connor
why are homos like this

>>38514683
fujobucks

>>38513035
oldge

those posts about ED motivated me to exercise thanks lig and good luck

>>38514889
Do your kegels

>>38513035
29 club is comfy.

t. 29

>>38513035
happy birthday anon

>>38514972
Alice should groom you

>>38513035
happy birthday

>>38514889
not too sure what exercising has to do with the ED situations mentioned in the thread but good on you anon

>>38515463
almost all ed is just poor blood circulation

>>38513035
Shit we didn't make you a card. Happy Birthday anon, I hope you have a great day

>>38515338
She should stab me 159 times with an ice pick.

>>38515502
>

>>38515571
fine, don't exercise SHEESH

>>38515521
slow down trotsky

>>38515723
Fine...

>>38515521
that's a very specific number

>>38515571
fatty

>>38515792
I counted all the spots that I want her to stab.

My oshi is too stupid to feel sad, a fact I'm very thankful for.

>>38513855
That’s my wife though.

Alice mating press!
Alice prone bone!
Alice lotus position!
Alice reverse cow girl!
Alice standing irrumatio!
Alice piledriver!
Alice amazon!
Alice missionary!
Alice stabbing me while I blow her back out!
Alice hair pulling doggy!
Alice sex!

>>38515970
My man

>>38515970
Calm down, nina

I love her, I hope she wins the torney today.

for me it's sex with lucy pyre

>>38516095
sluts>virgins

>>38515970
she won't fuck you, bro

>>38516128
I’m into rape so this works out just fine

>>38516119
virgin sluts >

>>38516128
Does she like sex?

>>38516119
Virgins who pretend to be sluts untill they get found out or have to do anything intimate and then get embarrassed >>>>> that shit

>>38516190
she only likes gex

>>38516190
Only with me

>>38516232
Cool

>>38514889
That's great, lifting helped me to look good enough that I can imagine sex with my oshi now, it's not something so unrealistic that I get pulled out of the fantasy anymore. Whenever she gets horny about some situation, like a guy arm choking her I can go "that's me" in my head instead of getting mad that she's into something that I can't do.

>>38516373
based, she will fuck you bro

consensual sex < rape

>>38510085
31
>>38509868
Fuck, that's exactly it. I'll quit that and hope things get better, and go to the doc as well. There's probably some hope, because I do sometimes get random boners, although that might just be copium

>>38516424
Based. It’s good to know that my oshi agrees with me as well.

rape < consensual sex < non consensual sex with someone you know will retroactively give consent

>>38516373
lifting for your oshi is very based

marriage > sex

>>38516537
this

>>38504001
>Update
Vienna isn't streaming the game
Milky delay by an hour
Squ fell for the wisdom teeth jew
Loadshedding stage 6

>>38516537
lol no

walter streams today :)

Being an incel watching these anime cartoon vtuber girls > sex

>>38516758
why is she naked?

>>38516783
why aren't you?

>>38504698
obsessed

>>38516526
Just make sure you can lift her bodyweight so you can carry her to safety if there's a fire

kidnapping woman and making them your concubines > marriage

>>38516783
She's about to grease herself up and squeeze into the space between the walls so she can deal with those squirrels once and for all

>>38516885
like the good ol days

>>38505551
Wait, that was Mouse? I fell asleep and when I saw the weird design I thought Lily had raided some weird 2view.

I'm gonna bake

>>38517170
Isn't it too soon?

>>38507481
We love Rakkun here

>>38517191
There's only 18 threads between us and the void

new
>>38517232
>>38517232
>>38517232

womp womp

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>38512298
Thanks anon

>>38510598
you missed the part where she had to close her maros because she got death threats and shit for streaming on twitch or using the "wrong" l2d model

>>38509449
I have them, I'm just working through a bit more of my backlog before I push an update. Once that's done I'll start adding /lig/ cards as soon as I get them

>>38517761
thanks card anon